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Date : 08/24/2005 Duedate: 09/06/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-409
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-ARCANE BEACH 98/1305 163 89 1 64.7 THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219
GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/1319 THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121
2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 299 198 4 60.2 8-CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 722 689 10 51.2
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 9 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 109 107 1 50.5
3 HYBRIDS V 82/1340 339 265 1 56.1 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 10 DARKMOON 12/1197 41 54 0 43.2
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 411 558 9 42.4
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
4 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 58 48 0 54.7 12 MY PETS 9/554 504 769 14 39.6
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 RHYME TYME 55/449
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
5 QUBIT 10/1136 987 822 10 54.6 13 REDHORSE 56/1325 176 270 1 39.5
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 14 REFORMERS 64/1095 480 803 5 37.4
SIR AGLIO 10/788 BAD APPLES 56/1091
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 15 AVENGERS 31/1321 30 59 0 33.7
VERMIN! 82/1267 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
6 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 116 104 1 52.7 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
7 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 137 125 1 52.3 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Damned golem! Going around talking about being dead like me, and all it REALLY
is, is a golem made out of dead body parts. A damned IMPOSTOR, courtesy (if you
could call it a courtesy!) of Vickie Frankston, the Commission's Mad Scientiste.
Don't pay any attention to that dude-oid.
THIS is the real news.
Thirty-two fights, which isn't bad, considering. Two standbys fought, but hey,
they need the work. And the workout.
Four challenges, which is. Bad, I mean. Were all the rest of you asleep at the
switch, or strategy-drafting table, if that is more appropriate. Or did your
challenges just run head-to-head against avoids and fall through? Not that there was
much avoiding going on here. In fact, now that I check the records, I find that NO
avoids were issued. This is definitely careless on the part of the managers--there
are bound to be warriors out there that other warriors would just as soon not meet.
Hallie O'Dene got the most challenges, which I would guess was two.
Still, there were the fights, so let's take a look at them.
MOOSE (56-3459) (18-26-0,75) of REDHORSE fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-0,30)
of the Louts Local 101. MOOSE overpowered B&G BOUNCER in an exciting 1 minute bloody
one-sided struggle. Aha! A moose can go where a duck does not tread. Good to know.
PROWESS (2-5155) (22-27-0,52) of KNOT WHOLE fought CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (29-
22-0,57) of REDHORSE. PROWESS was subdued by CROOKED HOOF in an action packed 2
minute contest. What can we say about Crooked, who was NOT distracted by that
splendid female Prow?
GAZELLE (56-3701) (24-19-0,89) of REDHORSE fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-0,70)
of the Louts Local 101. GAZELLE overpowered MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute gruesome one-
sided bout. I should hope so! There's a lot too much meanness around here, and too
many spirits who aren't in bottles, which is where spirits SHOULD be. Thirty-proof.
BLACK EYES (46-2820) (15-11-0,56) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought YAKKO (7-3266) (18-
16-0,71) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER. BLACK EYES demolished YAKKO in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. And the question inevitably arises, is Yakko jolly now? Inquiring Minds want
to know, but hey, those Inquiring Minds are SUCH nosey parkers!
BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379) (18-17-1,53) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS fought BROKEN TOE (56-
3683) (25-46-1,51) of REDHORSE. BLIND ILLUSION was overcome by BROKEN TOE in an
exciting 2 minute fight. It must have been a great illusion to hold Broken's
attention so completely. Too bad the rest of us didn't get a glimpse, it might have
been entertaining. You never now.
CITATION (15-3925) (21-17-0,66) of TRIPLE CROWN fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(30-56-0,59) of JUST BECAUSE. CITATION overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven
fight. Why? Oh... just because.
LIL E. TEE (15-4608) (15-8-1,52) of TRIPLE CROWN fought SUGARBEET (7-5219) (26-
25-1,67) of SUGAR AND SPICE. LIL E. TEE was handily defeated by SUGARBEET in a 1
minute one-sided duel. It was the sugar rush that did in Lil. Tricky things, sugar
rushes.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (28-28-0,100) of REDHORSE fought JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197)
(24-36-0,40) of TUFT TUGGERS. HUMMINGBIRD viciously subdued JOHN LONGSHORE in an
action packed 1 minute brutal bout. I find it hard to associate hummingbirds with
"vicious" and "brutal." But the vicious and brutal were there, so maybe the warrior
needs a new name? Something like... Screaming Vulture?
SIR PLUTZ (10-5207) (20-31-2,93) of SIR AGLIO fought KI (31-165) (31-39-1,83) of
AVENGERS. SIR PLUTZ was overpowered by KI in an exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven
match. Were you excited? I wasn't excited. I was too busy being deafened by the
shouting. All that "Hi-YA!" stuff.
PISTON HURRICANE (40-2287) (21-11-0,98) of AS FAR AS SIAM fought RUTHLESS (15-
4591) (27-19-0,82) of TRIPLE CROWN. PISTON HURRICANE was vanquished by RUTHLESS in a
1 minute one-sided match. Hey, you didn't think Ruthless was named by accident, did
you?
LONE WOLF (31-162) (33-39-1,97) of AVENGERS fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (46-79-
0,40) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. LONE WOLF demolished SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Can one wolf eat a whole duck? YES!
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (28-27-1,100) of TUFT TUGGERS fought MOUNTAIN GOAT
(56-3700) (28-39-3,90) of REDHORSE. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA lost to MOUNTAIN GOAT in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray. What, butted off a cliff? Since when do we have
a cliff in the arena here?
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (22-13-4,110) of TWISTED SESAME fought BRIARTHORN (12-5671)
(20-19-1,103) of DARKMOON. EVIL ELMO narrowly defeated BRIARTHORN in a 2 minute
gruesome bout. How narrow is narrow, anyway?
AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) (25-19-1,126) of TUFT TUGGERS fought VALLISNERIA (30-
3226) (24-21-1,137) of THE GREENHOUSE. AVALYNE WHYTE overpowered VALLISNERIA in a 1
minute uneven fight. AND, Avalyne can kill houseplants!
FRED (65-5333) (33-13-0,115) of MYSTERY MACHINE fought MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442)
(29-28-0,120) of LORDS OF CHAOS. FRED outwaited MR. POTATO HEAD in a crowd pleasing
10 minute competition. Sure, a baked potato takes time, but if you're prepared to
wait, and you have plenty of sour cream, well, it's hard to beat.
EVE DREWSHADOW (53-6246) (24-20-0,132) of PUERCO'S PINATA fought KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (61-85-2,121) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. EVE DREWSHADOW was executed by KOOKABURRA
in a 1 minute one-sided match. That is one mean cookie there.
QUIFF (10-4779) (24-11-0,123) of QUBIT fought QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (36-45-
1,124) of DARKMOON. QUIFF overpowered QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Would it help if somebody quested to get your girdle back from Hercules? But I never
could see why a woman would wear a girdle.
FEALOST (1-3916) (48-63-1,107) of MOSSRUNNERS fought BLACK EYE (60-6163) (35-21-
0,150) of JOKA MASHER! FEALOST was overpowered by BLACK EYE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched brawl. Wait a minute, didn't we have another black eye earlier on?
Are there actually MULTIPLE black eyes around here?
BUCK (1-2291) (44-96-0,117) of MOSSRUNNERS fought SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600)
(28-22-1,128) of TUFT TUGGERS. BUCK was savagely defeated by SEGALLION SUNDANCER in
a 2 minute struggle. Huh, flashed the wrong guy, did you, Buck?
DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (61-70-3,157) of BAD APPLES fought CIARAN (1-7176) (25-
18-1,129) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST. DELICE THE RED was overpowered by CIARAN in a popular
1 minute mismatched conflict. This apple is definitely no good.
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (38-33-0,180) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought AGLIBOL
(12-5848) (23-8-0,133) of DARKMOON. NED THE (ex)-JANITOR devastated AGLIBOL in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. Ned doesn't like it when people litter,
even though he doesn't have to clean it up any more. So remember, Aglibol, don't go
dropping your initiatives on the sands, or your counter-strikes, either.
BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (35-30-0,169) of FRAG 'EM ALL! fought RIFT (12-3922) (31-
22-1,158) of SPIRITUAL GIFT. BATTLESTONE was demolished by RIFT in a crowd pleasing
1 minute mismatched match. Stones are vulnerable to rifts and splits. Everyone
knows that.
KAIDEN (35-3108) (100-96-2,178) of VIOLENT FEMS fought TICKLES (9-3486) (58-80-
1,148) of MY PETS. KAIDEN overpowered TICKLES in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
Violently. It's her thing.
50 SUCKS (60-4129) (84-47-2,190) of JOKA MASHER! fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (21-
4-0,175) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. 50 SUCKS slimly won victory over GATEWAY in a
popular 4 minute gory duel. Slimly. Does that mean that if it had only been 49, it
would have lost?
ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (23-12-1,195) of MANIACAL TUFTS fought SMELLY TOES (82-
17409) (22-10-0,191) of HYBRIDS V. ANIJIA ALARA was vanquished by SMELLY TOES in an
action packed 1 minute uneven duel. Somebody's gotta get this Toes guy some foot
powder. It's getting so everybody leaves the arena as he steps out. And he's
probably a health hazard, too.
MOD COD (55-2638) (69-90-3,188) of RHYME TYME fought CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288)
(36-17-1,200) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS. MOD COD was unbelievably bested by CADDY
JACKKNIFE in a popular 2 minute competition. Filetted cod.
HARV (82-20046) (20-7-1,233) of 4-LETTER NAMES fought ARAC IRONFIST (67-1944)
(31-22-0,207) of RAZOR GRACE. HARV vanquished ARAC IRONFIST in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight. A guy can get tired of being pounded by an iron fist. Heavy
things, iron fists, especially when they don't even have a velvet glove on 'em.
SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (23-13-2,78) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged CARRIE NATION
(64-4054) (56-90-0,100) of REFORMERS. Up 22. SWALLOWTAIL was devastated by CARRIE
NATION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. This is Brick Wall's "delicate
creature of the air" being devastated? Gosh.
KASENKO (73-4445) (20-9-2,78) of PERFECTION QUEST II challenged TEDDY RUXPIN
(11-6399) (28-18-1,76) of LORDS OF CHAOS. Down 2. KASENKO was defeated by TEDDY
RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel. Good stuff, chaos. I love it.
Of course, being dead already, I've got an edge.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-5637) (27-32-0,102) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged HALLIE
O'DENE (58-6018) (61-83-0,150) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 48. TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD
viciously subdued HALLIE O'DENE in a 4 minute Challenge battle. And I hope Hallie is
properly embarrassed by the outcome of this fight.
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (25-15-5,165) of CLEVER LINGO challenged SIR OCCO (10-
5079) (36-23-0,176) of SIR AGLIO. Up 11. FIENDISH GLEE bested SIR OCCO in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Cackling madly all the way.
So, for the title: QUONSET (10-4990) (47-28-0,256) of QUBIT fought CREDIT LINE
(82-1366) (17-24-0,244) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. QUONSET was demolished by CREDIT
LINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition. Hey, it's not just the women, CL.
Can you loan me ten till payday?
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 18 24 0 264 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARV 82-20046 21 7 1 249 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 23 10 0 210 HYBRIDS V (1340) DWES EG
-TALON 18-7782 36 16 1 207 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 37 17 1 203 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 85 47 2 201 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
MOD COD 55-2638 69 91 3 194 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
-DITCH RAT 82-15360 36 40 5 194 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 31 23 0 194 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
-R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 22 14 4 194 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
-SPAZZ 33-6207 56 53 0 190 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
QUONSET 10-4990 47 29 0 190 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 39 33 0 187 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 23 13 1 186 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 26 15 5 184 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
KAIDEN 35-3108 101 96 2 181 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 21 5 0 180 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
RIFT 12-3922 32 22 1 178 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
SIR OCCO 10-5079 36 24 0 168 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 85 3 165 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 35 31 0 156 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
CIARAN 1-7176 26 18 1 156 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-KIDNEY 96-972 17 16 3 155 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
BLACK EYE 60-6163 36 21 0 152 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TICKLES 9-3486 58 81 1 147 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
-PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 17 15 5 146 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270 26 19 1 145 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 23 9 0 137 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 61 71 3 135 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 28 32 0 134 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
QUIFF 10-4779 25 11 0 134 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 29 22 1 133 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
FRED 65-5333 34 13 0 127 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 61 84 0 124 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 24 22 1 123 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 29 0 120 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
BUCK 1-2291 44 97 0 117 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 36 46 1 117 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 24 21 0 116 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 23 13 4 115 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
FEALOST 1-3916 48 64 1 113 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 57 90 0 109 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 20 20 1 104 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 29 28 0 102 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 29 39 3 100 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
RUTHLESS 15-4591 28 19 0 100 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
LONE WOLF 31-162 34 39 1 99 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
KI 31-165 32 39 1 99 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-OBSIDIAN GOLEM 32-3975 25 22 1 98 THE STORMLORDS (1181) ARVAT
GAZELLE 56-3701 25 19 0 95 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 28 28 1 91 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 29 18 1 89 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 21 12 0 82 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
-MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEB 11-6195 22 14 1 81 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
KASENKO 73-4445 20 10 2 78 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
SIR PLUTZ 10-5207 20 32 2 78 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
SUGARBEET 7-5219 27 25 1 77 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
MOOSE 56-3459 19 26 0 77 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
CITATION 15-3925 22 17 0 75 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BLACK EYES 46-2820 16 11 0 75 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 23 14 2 74 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-SENSEI JAN 8-4676 21 9 0 72 YAKUZA (1300) ARKERS
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 30 22 0 64 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 26 46 1 61 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
YAKKO 7-3266 18 17 0 54 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 30 57 0 52 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 24 37 0 50 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
PROWESS 2-5155 22 28 0 50 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 18 18 1 47 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
LIL E. TEE 15-4608 15 9 1 47 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 14 4 1 47 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
SKI MASK 58-5869 46 80 0 44 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 24 21 0 PUERCO'S PINATA 700 KOOKABURRA 33-4151 409
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Segallion Sundancer -- You sure jump around a lot. -- Buck, confused
Sugarbeet -- I admire your persistence. Glad I was able to overcome it, but I still
admire it. -- Gazelle
Avalyne Whyte -- You tuft tuggers have lovely, colorful names. And good fight, at
least on your part. -- Fealost
Ruthless -- I guess they were able to mend that artery in time. It's amazing what we
gladiators endure in our profession, isn't it? -- Hummingbird
Citation -- Face and arm; I sure didn't hit where I was aiming. Well, can't say it
was a good fight: too short. But it might go differently if we meet again. --
Mountain Goat
Prowess -- We both learned a lot from each other in one minute, didn't we? Maybe we
ought to fight again. -- Moose
Swallowtail -- Well struck. My manager says your manager is scary. -- Crooked Hoof
Yakko -- For a guy with half my fights, you do great. -- Broken Toe
All -- Sorry about the lack of a Captain's column and personals. The heart and mind
are willing, but the body isn't--too many late nights at work. -- Sultan, realizing
that something has got to give
Fiendish Glee -- You didn't have to LAUGH like that. -- Delice the Red
Gateway -- Oh, gods, you're a CLONE? There are MORE of you out there? (shudder)
Horrid thought! -- Hallie O'Dene
Black Eye -- That's what you'll GET if you keep drinking like a drunken FISH! LOTS
of black eyes. And I don't mean peas, either. -- Carrie Nation
The bouncer at the Bash & Glug is speciesist! Why should he bar a Duck with
perfectly good money from drinking there? Where does he get OFF calling me ROWDY?
Just because I took justifiable offense at a slur on my species...! That wasn't
ROWDINESS, that was JUST RETRIBUTION. -- Ski Mask
Olaf Mark II -- At least I'm ALIVE, which is more than YOU can say. *I* can enjoy
the pleasures of beer--when the stupid bouncer doesn't get up his gang to throw me
OUT (and using a gang just PROVES that he can't handle me alone) (yes, it WAS a gang,
or at least two of them: Bernie and Geroge (an orc, of all the foul things)). And I
can enjoy the company of a bevy of soft-feathered Ducks of the female persuasion, as
well, which is more than YOU can do. -- Ski Mask
4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!
ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!!
The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!
Where: Dullens (DM13) When: October 8th, 2005
The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live. The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted. Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In. Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!! All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.
Scoring:
1 Point For Each Win.
1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.
Categories:
Ultimate Style Master: Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team: Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior: Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team: Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior: Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master: Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
Contest.
Warrior Top 11: Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager: Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.
Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior: +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior: 20 Rollups.
Style Master: +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11: Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills.
Iron Manager: +1 To Bonus.
Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.
Disclaimer: All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FIENDISH GLEE bested SIR OCCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD viciously subdued HALLIE O'DENE in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
KASENKO was defeated by TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel.
SWALLOWTAIL was devastated by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
QUONSET was demolished by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
HARV vanquished ARAC IRONFIST in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
MOD COD was unbelievably bested by CADDY JACKKNIFE in a popular 2 minute competition.
ANIJIA ALARA was vanquished by SMELLY TOES in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
50 SUCKS slimly won victory over GATEWAY in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
KAIDEN overpowered TICKLES in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLESTONE was demolished by RIFT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NED THE JANITOR devastated AGLIBOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
DELICE THE RED was overpowered by CIARAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BUCK was savagely defeated by SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a 2 minute struggle.
FEALOST was overpowered by BLACK EYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
QUIFF overpowered QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EVE DREWSHADOW was executed by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FRED outwaited MR. POTATO HEAD in a crowd pleasing 10 minute competition.
AVALYNE WHYTE overpowered VALLISNERIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EVIL ELMO narrowly defeated BRIARTHORN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA lost to MOUNTAIN GOAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
LONE WOLF demolished SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PISTON HURRICANE was vanquished by RUTHLESS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIR PLUTZ was overpowered by KI in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
HUMMINGBIRD viciously subdued JOHN LONGSHORE in a action packed 1 minute brutal bout.
LIL E. TEE was handily defeated by SUGARBEET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CITATION overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLIND ILLUSION was overcome by BROKEN TOE in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BLACK EYES demolished YAKKO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAZELLE overpowered MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
PROWESS was subdued by CROOKED HOOF in a action packed 2 minute contest.
MOOSE overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 AIMED BLOW 77 - 41 - 1 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 36 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 68 - 59 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 38 - 39 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 30 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 41 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 49 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 23 - 0 18 |
Turn 409 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CREDIT LINE 82-1366 18 24 0 264 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274)
SLASHING ATTACK SMELLY TOES 82-17409 23 10 0 210 HYBRIDS V (1340)
WALL OF STEEL CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 37 17 1 203 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 69 91 3 194 RHYME TYME (449)
BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 85 3 165 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 61 71 3 135 BAD APPLES (1091)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 29 22 1 133 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
TOTAL PARRY FRED 65-5333 34 13 0 127 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 29 0 120 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 29 18 1 89 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOD COD 55-2638. The ten other most popular fighters were GATEWAY 82-15631, MR.
POTATO HEAD 20-442, FRED 65-5333, TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493,
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, KASENKO 73-4445,
and CIARAN 1-7176.
The least popular fighter this week was YAKKO 7-3266. The other ten least popular
fighters were GAR & BRILL 38-4252, LIL E. TEE 15-4608, VALLISNERIA 30-3226, EVE
DREWSHADOW 53-6246, SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387, SUGARBEET 7-5219, JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197, SIR
PLUTZ 10-5207, PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287, and SKI MASK 58-5869.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 3 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 1 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 3 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 3 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 6 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CIARAN 1-7176 26 18 1 156 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
PROWESS 2-5155 22 28 0 50 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 27 25 1 77 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 58 81 1 147 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUONSET 10-4990 47 29 0 190 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 37 17 1 203 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RIFT 12-3922 32 22 1 178 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
RUTHLESS 15-4591 28 19 0 100 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 29 0 120 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 18 18 1 47 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 24 22 1 123 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 34 39 1 99 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 85 3 165 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 101 96 2 181 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 30 57 0 52 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 21 12 0 82 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 26 15 5 184 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 28 32 0 134 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 69 91 3 194 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 61 71 3 135 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 61 84 0 124 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 85 47 2 201 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 57 90 0 109 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
FRED 65-5333 34 13 0 127 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 39 33 0 187 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 31 23 0 194 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
KASENKO 73-4445 20 10 2 78 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 18 24 0 264 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 23 13 4 115 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE