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Date : 09/21/2005 Duedate: 10/04/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-411
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 305 202 4 60.2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303
2 HYBRIDS V 82/1340 346 266 1 56.5 9 VORTEX 25/478 57 62 0 47.9
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 WIND STORM 1/649
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750
3 QUBIT 10/1136 1000 830 10 54.6 ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 10 DARKMOON 12/1197 44 58 0 43.1
TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 PHOENIX FIRE 8/1354
SIR AGLIO 10/788 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 413 560 9 42.4
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 12 MY PETS 9/554 507 772 14 39.6
4 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 60 52 0 53.6 RHYME TYME 55/449
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 13 REDHORSE 56/1325 182 280 1 39.4
5 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 118 104 1 53.2 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 145 129 1 52.9 14 REFORMERS 64/1095 485 806 5 37.6
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 BAD APPLES 56/1091
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219 15 AVENGERS 31/1321 37 66 0 35.9
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
7 CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 724 690 10 51.2 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
8 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 112 115 1 49.3 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
The compound was a pentagon, each wall the face of a finely crafted, if unique,
mini-castle. A gate, to allow foot traffic from the sprawling gladiatorial
metropolis outside, was all that separated each section. Four sections represent
each of the four regions represented here on the Isle, and have been constructed
using each region's styling. The fifth section is designed like nothing native to
Alastari, the design being borrowed from the descriptions of a traveler from another
plane, called Earth, from a place called India. This section is reserved for the
Master, when he is in residence. None may enter when he is not.
In front of each section, save the Master's, warriors partake of their various
pastimes. The Andorians play board games or work out against each other, umpires
keeping score and posting the results. The Adantri hold wrestling matches, weapons
instruction, and hold strategy sessions, trying to out-think their opponents. The
Delarquans, well, I guess you could call their near-brawls training, if only how to
avoid concussions. Their pastimes are mostly betting on the outcomes of the training
matches, along with consuming copious quantities of intoxicants, insulting their
peers, and being generally annoying. And the Free Bladers? Well, they could be
found at any of the others' locations, partaking as their whims decide.
It has been five years since the Master has been in residence. No messages. No
instructions. Many speculate he has died, ridiculous as it may seem. How can an
immortal die? The Board in front of the Master's entrance, the one that posts
upcoming fight assignments, has been blank for as long as the Master has been gone.
No fight assignments for warriors chosen to train to defend Alastari from the Isle.
Morale could hardly get lower.
The gong, crystal in its clarity, stunned everyone in the compound. No, it
can't be! The gong, long silent, is used only to gather the warriors to The Board,
in order to see if they have been chosen to fight. The gong, used to signal the
posting of arena and tourney fight results. The gong, used to signal the death of a
comrade still located in an arena not on the Isle. And the gong, used to summon the
warriors to hear the Master's decrees. The gong is located at the top of the
Master's tallest tower. The gong sounded a second time. Then a third. THE MASTER
HAS RETURNED! Warriors start running to the gate in front of his palace, the
Delarquans careful not to spill any brew they currently have in their hands.
Once they all gathered at the foot of the steps, Lord Xiang, Master of these
warriors, rose from his throne-like seat, and spoke:
"I hope you have kept in training. The fight assignments are posted."
He then turned, and walked inside.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I thought of letting the golem do the spy report, and then I thought of
explaining to Her why I hadn't done it in person, and I decided maybe I should write
a spy report today. What the heck, it isn't like I've got something ELSE to do.
Frag 'Em All! was avoided by Darkmoon. Don't ask me why. Probably seemed like
a good idea at the time. Nobody except Darkmoon issued any avoids at all. What a
bunch of lazy bums! That's a valuable management too, and you should be USING it.
That's what it's there for.
Ki is about to open a fast food joint selling horse-burgers. Do not eat there.
Ah... most challenged, that's Ki. I could give you some opinions on that which would
curl your hair, much less your liver.
Forty fights, and not a standby in the lot! This is remarkable, and gratifying,
too. Only Talahya and Primus are running more fights than this every cycle. Twelve
challenge matches, one of them TV.
Nobody died.
Just sketching it in quickly, here are the fights:
SHADOW (67-725) (16-8-0,55) of ROGUES' GALLERY fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (26-
47-1,53) of REDHORSE. SHADOW was handily defeated by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute
mismatched duel.
PROWESS (2-5155) (23-28-0,61) of KNOT WHOLE fought CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (31-
22-0,66) of REDHORSE. PROWESS lost to CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
brutal duel.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (30-58-0,52) of JUST BECAUSE fought WALKER (1-6127) (26-
17-1,89) of WIND STORM. GAR & BRILL viciously subdued WALKER in a popular 3 minute
brutal match.
KROETLAN (78-640) (23-17-0,89) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought JOHN LONGSHORE (11-
4197) (25-37-0,62) of TUFT TUGGERS. KROETLAN was subdued by JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2
minute competition.
KENNY (78-1940) (14-9-0,51) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (46-81-
0,38) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. KENNY was vanquished by SKI MASK in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.
CITATION (15-3925) (23-17-0,86) of TRIPLE CROWN fought SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (23-
15-2,71) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST. CITATION savagely defeated SWALLOWTAIL in a popular 3
minute gory duel.
BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379) (19-18-1,57) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS fought SUGARBEET (7-
5219) (27-26-1,79) of SUGAR AND SPICE. BLIND ILLUSION savagely defeated SUGARBEET in
an exciting 4 minute bloody match.
KERMORVAN (1-3116) (22-14-0,100) of LAB EXPERIMENTS fought YAKKO (7-3266) (18-
18-0,50) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER. KERMORVAN beat YAKKO in a 2 minute fray.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (29-29-0,94) of REDHORSE fought PISTON HURRICANE (40-2287)
(21-13-0,56) of AS FAR AS SIAM. HUMMINGBIRD devastated PISTON HURRICANE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
FARIN (78-503) (21-30-2,95) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought DEMONICHELLION (33-7038)
(15-6-2,53) of CHAOTICDISORDER. FARIN was savagely defeated by DEMONICHELLION in an
action packed 2 minute contest.
BARAK (25-2858) (24-22-3,100) of VORTEX fought BACKLASH (65-6518) (18-3-1,58) of
TOO GOOD FOR ME. BARAK was overpowered by BACKLASH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LONE WOLF (31-162) (34-40-1,98) of AVENGERS fought TORYN (78-71) (15-19-2,74) of
LETHAL HERITAGE. LONE WOLF overpowered TORYN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (29-28-1,101) of TUFT TUGGERS fought RUTHLESS (15-
4591) (29-19-0,112) of TRIPLE CROWN. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was handily defeated by
RUTHLESS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TICKLES (9-3486) (59-81-1,149) of MY PETS fought MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (29-40-
3,91) of REDHORSE. TICKLES overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (35-32-0,139) of FRAG 'EM ALL! fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151)
(62-86-3,141) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. BATTLESTONE overpowered KOOKABURRA in an
exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
CARLY (65-2000) (31-35-0,123) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought GAZELLE (56-3701) (25-
20-0,100) of REDHORSE. CARLY viciously subdued GAZELLE in a popular 8 minute
gruesome fray.
DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (62-71-3,143) of BAD APPLES fought BATAVIA (78-238)
(22-9-0,131) of LETHAL HERITAGE. DELICE THE RED demolished BATAVIA in a 1 minute
one-sided melee.
FEALOST (1-3916) (49-64-1,117) of MOSSRUNNERS fought RIFT (12-3922) (32-23-
1,149) of SPIRITUAL GIFT. FEALOST was overpowered by RIFT in a 2 minute gory one-
sided duel.
MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442) (29-30-0,118) of LORDS OF CHAOS fought SHERIDAN (1-
6055) (27-22-2,117) of WIND STORM. MR. POTATO HEAD defeated SHERIDAN in an exciting
1 minute duel.
SIR OCCO (10-5079) (37-24-0,170) of SIR AGLIO fought KHEMRA (78-72) (22-11-
0,110) of LETHAL HERITAGE. SIR OCCO devastated KHEMRA in a popular 1 minute one-
sided bout.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (30-22-1,160) of TUFT TUGGERS fought SINCLAIR (1-
6269) (22-5-3,113) of WIND STORM. SEGALLION SUNDANCER was overpowered by SINCLAIR in
a 1 minute uneven fray.
ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (23-14-1,177) of MANIACAL TUFTS fought QUIFF (10-4779)
(26-11-0,158) of QUBIT. ANIJIA ALARA defeated QUIFF in an exciting 1 minute duel.
50 SUCKS (60-4129) (86-47-2,205) of JOKA MASHER! fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (22-
5-0,201) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. 50 SUCKS was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched conflict.
ZATHRUS (1-5858) (31-31-1,182) of WIND STORM fought QUONSET (10-4990) (47-30-
0,186) of QUBIT. ZATHRUS was overpowered by QUONSET in an exciting 1 minute brutal
one-sided match.
KHEMI (25-2281) (39-34-2,193) of VORTEX fought CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (18-25-
0,197) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. KHEMI was devastated by CREDIT LINE in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl.
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (40-33-0,191) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought BLACK EYE
(60-6163) (37-21-0,162) of JOKA MASHER! NED THE JANITOR overpowered BLACK EYE in an
action packed 4 minute uneven struggle.
SMELLY TOES (82-17409) (24-10-0,223) of HYBRIDS V fought BONGO (25-2600) (26-17-
0,200) of VORTEX. SMELLY TOES viciously subdued BONGO in a popular 2 minute gruesome
conflict.
The challenge matches:
KASENKO (73-4445) (20-11-2,68) of PERFECTION QUEST II challenged MOOSE (56-3459)
(20-26-0,83) of REDHORSE. Up 15. KASENKO bested MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
Challenge conflict.
LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (15-4-1,56) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged LIL E. TEE (15-
4608) (15-10-1,48) of TRIPLE CROWN. Down 8. LONDON QUIREBOY defeated LIL E. TEE in
an exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
BLACK EYES (46-2820) (17-11-0,92) of THE FURIOUS FIVE challenged KI (31-165)
(32-40-1,94) of AVENGERS. Up 2. BLACK EYES was overpowered by KI in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee.
BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (20-21-1,95) of DARKMOON challenged TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399)
(30-18-1,95) of LORDS OF CHAOS. Straight across. BRIARTHORN slimly lost to TEDDY
RUXPIN in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
BOB THE RUSSIAN (11-2865) (27-29-2,112) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged CARRIE
NATION (64-4054) (58-90-0,119) of REFORMERS. Up 5. BOB THE RUSSIAN viciously
subdued CARRIE NATION in a 3 minute Challenge duel. She tried to take his bottle
away from him.
AGLIBOL (12-5848) (24-9-0,144) of DARKMOON challenged AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270)
(26-20-1,147) of TUFT TUGGERS. Up 3. AGLIBOL was handily defeated by AVALYNE WHYTE
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (24-23-1,116) of THE GREENHOUSE challenged FRED (65-5333)
(34-14-0,122) of MYSTERY MACHINE. Up 6. VALLISNERIA overpowered FRED in a 2 minute
bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (37-46-1,123) of DARKMOON challenged EVE DREWSHADOW
(53-6246) (25-21-0,130) of PUERCO'S PINATA. Up 7. QUEEN AMAZONIA was devastated by
EVE DREWSHADOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
CIARAN (1-7176) (26-19-1,164) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged HALLIE O'DENE (58-
6018) (62-84-0,164) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Straight across. CIARAN viciously subdued
HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (37-18-1,194) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged MOD COD
(55-2638) (70-91-3,210) of RHYME TYME. Up 16. CADDY JACKKNIFE defeated MOD COD in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (26-16-5,182) of CLEVER LINGO challenged KAIDEN (35-
3108) (101-97-2,192) of VIOLENT FEMS. Up 10. FIENDISH GLEE was demolished by KAIDEN
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (24-13-4,140) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged BUCK (1-2291)
(44-98-0,108) of MOSSRUNNERS. Down 32. EVIL ELMO devastated BUCK in a 2 minute
gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
And for the title: ARAC IRONFIST (67-1944) (32-23-0,205) of RAZOR GRACE fought
HARV (82-20046) (22-7-1,272) of 4-LETTER NAMES. ARAC IRONFIST was savagely defeated
by HARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title match. Boring. I don't care if the crowd
was pleased. Maybe we can get a column out of Harv?
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARV 82-20046 23 7 1 285 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 25 10 0 236 HYBRIDS V (1340) DWES EG
GATEWAY 82-15631 23 5 0 234 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 19 25 0 210 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 41 33 0 205 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
KAIDEN 35-3108 102 97 2 204 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 38 18 1 203 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 32 24 0 200 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
BONGO 25-2600 26 18 0 200 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
MOD COD 55-2638 70 92 3 198 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
QUONSET 10-4990 48 30 0 196 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
50 SUCKS 60-4129 86 48 2 195 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 24 14 1 186 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZATHRUS 1-5858 31 32 1 178 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 26 17 5 176 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
SIR OCCO 10-5079 38 24 0 172 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
CIARAN 1-7176 27 19 1 172 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270 27 20 1 165 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BLACK EYE 60-6163 37 22 0 164 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 62 85 0 161 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
QUIFF 10-4779 26 12 0 161 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 63 71 3 158 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
RIFT 12-3922 33 23 1 152 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
SINCLAIR 1-6269 23 5 3 152 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
TICKLES 9-3486 60 81 1 151 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 36 32 0 151 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 25 13 4 143 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 25 23 1 140 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 26 21 0 138 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
AGLIBOL 12-5848 24 10 0 137 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
-TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 28 32 0 134 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 87 3 131 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 30 23 1 131 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
CARLY 65-2000 32 35 0 128 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 30 30 0 127 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
BOB THE RUSSIAN 11-2865 28 29 2 124 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RUTHLESS 15-4591 30 19 0 123 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
KHEMRA 78-72 22 12 0 119 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
FEALOST 1-3916 49 65 1 118 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 37 47 1 116 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 58 91 0 113 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
SHERIDAN 1-6055 27 23 2 112 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
FRED 65-5333 34 15 0 110 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
BUCK 1-2291 44 99 0 109 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
KI 31-165 33 40 1 106 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 31 18 1 103 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
LONE WOLF 31-162 35 40 1 102 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
KERMORVAN 1-3116 23 14 0 102 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAZELLE 56-3701 25 21 0 100 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 30 29 0 99 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 29 29 1 97 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-SENSOO O SURU 32-3979 26 19 0 97 THE STORMLORDS (1181) ARVAT
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 29 41 3 96 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 20 22 1 96 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
CITATION 15-3925 24 17 0 94 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BACKLASH 65-6518 19 3 1 90 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 26 37 0 85 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 31 58 0 84 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BLACK EYES 46-2820 17 12 0 83 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
KASENKO 73-4445 21 11 2 82 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 16 6 2 82 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
-SIR PLUTZ 10-5207 20 32 2 78 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 20 18 1 77 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
MOOSE 56-3459 20 27 0 74 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 32 22 0 73 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BARAK 25-2858 24 23 3 73 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 23 16 2 73 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
FARIN 78-503 21 31 2 72 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
KROETLAN 78-640 23 18 0 71 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
TORYN 78-71 15 20 2 70 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 27 47 1 68 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUGARBEET 7-5219 27 27 1 67 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
WALKER 1-6127 26 18 1 66 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-JAGUARMAN 8-4532 17 11 4 66 PHOENIX FIRE (1354) ARKERS
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 16 4 1 65 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
PROWESS 2-5155 23 29 0 61 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
YAKKO 7-3266 18 19 0 61 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
SKI MASK 58-5869 47 81 0 58 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 21 14 0 56 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
LIL E. TEE 15-4608 15 11 1 51 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
SHADOW 67-725 16 9 0 44 ROGUES' GALLERY (838) BARIKALA
-MONKEY WRENCH 25-4442 13 5 0 43 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
G. Puerco -- Bob the Russian? Here? For exercise? Is this a joke? Still, sounds
fun, sounds like old times. Maybe I'll polish my blade and step onto the sands again
myself... The Gods know Bob could use some camaraderie out there from a familiarly
similar warrior. -- Tankesh
You don't think it's possible to take exercise in Home Guard?
Buck -- I think I'm improving. I'm glad to know you think highly of my skill as
well. I don't want to over-inflate my ego. -- Segallion
Mountain Goat -- Tankesh is lazy. If you want to fight me again, you might have to
do the challenging. -- Zlatina, obvioulsy unhappy with Tankesh
Hummingbird -- I am not so young any more, and I like to protect my frail skin.
However, apparently Tankesh and Adie have a reason to keep me fighting. They must
share your sentiment, that I should be doing a lot better, or that I will eventually.
Maybe they think being under the effects of the Greywand will reduce debilities due
to my age and allow perhaps my mind to determine the outcome of my fights rather than
my poor physical skills. -- Dr. Longshore
Gateway -- Really? That's where you're headed? Cool, you can move along now... --
Anij
Kookaburra -- You need to learn some riposte. -- Segallion
Black Eye -- That was very well fought, though I am quite disappointed not to have
been able to finish it. -- Avalyne
Mountain Goat -- It seems we've learned all we could from each other last time. --
Zlatina
Redhorse -- Not my favorite way to succeed, but it'll do. -- John Longshore
Eve Drewshadow -- The announcer said I showed an unnerving skill. I guess I am
skilled at getting up again. Do you know that in our five minute fight, you knocked
me down in every minute except the third, and I got up again all four times? You
fought pretty good, too, though. -- Buck
You're enough to unnerve anybody.
Segallion -- You were dancing? I didn't hear any music. -- Buck
Lone Wolf -- You should learn from Buck's fight. If you are knocked to your knees,
you have to get up again. If you had, you might have won our fight. -- Fealost
Tickles -- Remind your manager to change your training goal. I would suggest working
on deftness or strength, at least if you're going to keep using that weapon. Not
that you did badly, since you did win. -- Gazelle
Ruthless -- I hate, I just hotly and redly HATE getting hit on the elbow. OW! And
there goes my winning record. Thanks a bunch. No really, you did good. Caught me
flat-footed. -- Hummingbird
Get arch supports.
Zlatina Anguelova -- That's the way to do it. It seems like this past turn was all
about falling down and getting back up. You fell down, but got up and won the fight.
Nice going. -- Mountain Goat
Gar & Brill -- Our fight was pretty even I thought. We each swung and hit once, we
each got hurt pretty badly, but Greywand's herald called it in my favor. (smiling)
Good fight, though. -- Crooked Hoof
John Longshore -- You didn't think you won that fight, did you? Really? No, I had
no sleep the night before. I had sat in some grass and I had a bout a hundred
chigger bites all over my legs, and couldn't sleep for the itching. That's why I
fell down exhausted in the second minute. -- Broken Toe
Yakko -- I wouldn't say that loss was your fault. With Lady Greywand hurling
lightning around like that, I think you got a shock. -- Moose
Briarthorn -- Ha! That'll teach you not to go sipping elven wine by moonlight! --
Carrie Nation
Rift -- It took a lot of work with a wedge and a hammer, but I did finally manage to
open your rift wider. -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S. You might want to get a bridge?
You knocked his teeth out?
Vallisneria -- Too green for me. I like things ripe and sweet. -- Delice the Red
Blind Illusion -- Have you ever seen a Duck foam at the bill before? We've locked
him in the closet with soothing music, and he may recover. Or, as the case might be,
not. No telling. But thanks for giving us the excuse! -- Hallie O'Dene and the rest
of the crew
Tankesh -- If you just leave out the olives, it sounds good. -- Hallie
Tankesh -- And for me, it'll even get tougher to get p-ads out since I'll be in a far
away land for a couple of turns. Just don't pick on me too bad, okay? -- Sultan
Fealost -- Black Eyes hardly stands a chance if we were to match up. He's but a
challenger initiate (nothing wrong or shameful about that -- I was one once), but I
am now... -- Black Eye, challenger adept, and climbing
Crooked Hoof -- Thanks for the compliment. I'm quite proud of my prow: I've earned
it. -- Prowess
And it gives us all considerable pleasure to see it.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVIL ELMO devastated BUCK in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
FIENDISH GLEE was demolished by KAIDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CADDY JACKKNIFE defeated MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
CIARAN viciously subdued HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was devastated by EVE DREWSHADOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
VALLISNERIA overpowered FRED in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
AGLIBOL was handily defeated by AVALYNE WHYTE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BOB THE RUSSIAN viciously subdued CARRIE NATION in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
BRIARTHORN slimly lost to TEDDY RUXPIN in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
BLACK EYES was overpowered by KI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LONDON QUIREBOY defeated LIL E. TEE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
KASENKO bested MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ARAC IRONFIST was savagely defeated by HARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title match.
SMELLY TOES viciously subdued BONGO in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
NED THE JANITOR overpowered BLACK EYE in a action packed 4 minute uneven struggle.
KHEMI was devastated by CREDIT LINE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZATHRUS was overpowered by QUONSET in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
50 SUCKS was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched conflict.
ANIJIA ALARA defeated QUIFF in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER was overpowered by SINCLAIR in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SIR OCCO devastated KHEMRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. POTATO HEAD defeated SHERIDAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
FEALOST was overpowered by RIFT in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
DELICE THE RED demolished BATAVIA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CARLY viciously subdued GAZELLE in a popular 8 minute gruesome fray.
BATTLESTONE overpowered KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
TICKLES overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was handily defeated by RUTHLESS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LONE WOLF overpowered TORYN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARAK was overpowered by BACKLASH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FARIN was savagely defeated by DEMONICHELLION in a action packed 2 minute contest.
HUMMINGBIRD devastated PISTON HURRICANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
KERMORVAN beat YAKKO in a 2 minute fray.
BLIND ILLUSION savagely defeated SUGARBEET in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
CITATION savagely defeated SWALLOWTAIL in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
KENNY was vanquished by SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KROETLAN was subdued by JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2 minute competition.
GAR & BRILL viciously subdued WALKER in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
PROWESS lost to CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
SHADOW was handily defeated by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 70 - 38 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 32 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 63 - 56 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 35 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 STRIKING ATTACK 30 - 42 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 31 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 51 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 26 - 0 24 |
Turn 411 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 6 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARV 82-20046 23 7 1 285 4-LETTER NAMES (1341)
SLASHING ATTACK SMELLY TOES 82-17409 25 10 0 236 HYBRIDS V (1340)
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 23 5 0 234 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339)
WALL OF STEEL CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 38 18 1 203 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
TOTAL PARRY BONGO 25-2600 26 18 0 200 VORTEX (478)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 63 71 3 158 BAD APPLES (1091)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 60 81 1 151 MY PETS (554)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 30 23 1 131 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-STRIKE CARLY 65-2000 32 35 0 128 LETHAL HERITAGE (550)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 30 30 0 127 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was BLACK EYE 60-6163. The ten other most popular fighters were GAR & BRILL 38-4252,
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379, BRIARTHORN
12-5671, SMELLY TOES 82-17409, CARLY 65-2000, GAZELLE 56-3701, CITATION 15-3925, and
LIL E. TEE 15-4608.
The least popular fighter this week was SHADOW 67-725. The other ten least popular
fighters were KENNY 78-1940, BARAK 25-2858, TORYN 78-71, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700,
BATAVIA 78-238, BLACK EYES 46-2820, HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553,
BROKEN TOE 56-3683, and PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 6 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 2 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 6 2 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 3 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 6 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 4 3 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZATHRUS 1-5858 31 32 1 178 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
PROWESS 2-5155 23 29 0 61 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 27 27 1 67 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 60 81 1 151 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUONSET 10-4990 48 30 0 196 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 38 18 1 203 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RIFT 12-3922 33 23 1 152 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
RUTHLESS 15-4591 30 19 0 123 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 30 30 0 127 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 20 18 1 77 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
BONGO 25-2600 26 18 0 200 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 25 23 1 140 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
KI 31-165 33 40 1 106 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 87 3 131 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 102 97 2 204 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 31 58 0 84 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 21 14 0 56 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 26 17 5 176 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 26 21 0 138 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
MOD COD 55-2638 70 92 3 198 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 63 71 3 158 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 62 85 0 161 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 16 4 1 65 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
50 SUCKS 60-4129 86 48 2 195 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 58 91 0 113 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
CARLY 65-2000 32 35 0 128 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 41 33 0 205 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 32 24 0 200 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
KASENKO 73-4445 21 11 2 82 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
KHEMRA 78-72 22 12 0 119 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
HARV 82-20046 23 7 1 285 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 25 13 4 143 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE