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Date   : 09/21/2005    Duedate: 10/04/2005

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DM-101    TURN-411

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   305  202  4 60.2      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227               
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147                      PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303           
  2 HYBRIDS V 82/1340     346  266  1 56.5    9 VORTEX 25/478          57   62  0 47.9
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339                WIND STORM 1/649                      
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341                      LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550                
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750                
  3 QUBIT 10/1136        1000  830 10 54.6      ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838                
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                      10 DARKMOON 12/1197       44   58  0 43.1
    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054                     CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         PHOENIX FIRE 8/1354                   
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                         11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   413  560  9 42.4
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791                       JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    KNOT WHOLE 2/1333                        12 MY PETS 9/554         507  772 14 39.6
  4 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327    60   52  0 53.6      RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574                        GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326                  13 REDHORSE 56/1325      182  280  1 39.4
  5 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  118  104  1 53.2      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
  6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  145  129  1 52.9   14 REFORMERS 64/1095     485  806  5 37.6
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123                 BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                     CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219                   15 AVENGERS 31/1321       37   66  0 35.9
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121                    LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
  7 CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352   724  690 10 51.2      MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135                       LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320                
  8 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212  112  115  1 49.3      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351              
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                      AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     The compound was a pentagon, each wall the face of a finely crafted, if unique, 
mini-castle.  A gate, to allow foot traffic from the sprawling gladiatorial 
metropolis outside, was all that separated each section.  Four sections represent 
each of the four regions represented here on the Isle, and have been constructed 
using each region's styling.  The fifth section is designed like nothing native to 
Alastari, the design being borrowed from the descriptions of a traveler from another 
plane, called Earth, from a place called India.  This section is reserved for the 
Master, when he is in residence.  None may enter when he is not.
     In front of each section, save the Master's, warriors partake of their various 
pastimes.  The Andorians play board games or work out against each other, umpires 
keeping score and posting the results.  The Adantri hold wrestling matches, weapons 
instruction, and hold strategy sessions, trying to out-think their opponents.  The 
Delarquans, well, I guess you could call their near-brawls training, if only how to 
avoid concussions.  Their pastimes are mostly betting on the outcomes of the training 
matches, along with consuming copious quantities of intoxicants, insulting their 
peers, and being generally annoying.  And the Free Bladers?  Well, they could be 
found at any of the others' locations, partaking as their whims decide.
     It has been five years since the Master has been in residence.  No messages.  No 
instructions.  Many speculate he has died, ridiculous as it may seem.  How can an 
immortal die?  The Board in front of the Master's entrance, the one that posts 
upcoming fight assignments, has been blank for as long as the Master has been gone.  
No fight assignments for warriors chosen to train to defend Alastari from the Isle.  
Morale could hardly get lower.
     The gong, crystal in its clarity, stunned everyone in the compound.  No, it 
can't be!  The gong, long silent, is used only to gather the warriors to The Board, 
in order to see if they have been chosen to fight.  The gong, used to signal the 
posting of arena and tourney fight results.  The gong, used to signal the death of a 
comrade still located in an arena not on the Isle.  And the gong, used to summon the 
warriors to hear the Master's decrees.  The gong is located at the top of the 
Master's tallest tower.  The gong sounded a second time.  Then a third.  THE MASTER 
HAS RETURNED!  Warriors start running to the gate in front of his palace, the 
Delarquans careful not to spill any brew they currently have in their hands.
     Once they all gathered at the foot of the steps, Lord Xiang, Master of these 
warriors, rose from his throne-like seat, and spoke:
     "I hope you have kept in training.  The fight assignments are posted."
     He then turned, and walked inside.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I thought of letting the golem do the spy report, and then I thought of 
explaining to Her why I hadn't done it in person, and I decided maybe I should write 
a spy report today.  What the heck, it isn't like I've got something ELSE to do.

     Frag 'Em All! was avoided by Darkmoon.  Don't ask me why.  Probably seemed like 
a good idea at the time.  Nobody except Darkmoon issued any avoids at all.  What a 
bunch of lazy bums!  That's a valuable management too, and you should be USING it.  
That's what it's there for.
     Ki is about to open a fast food joint selling horse-burgers.  Do not eat there.  
Ah... most challenged, that's Ki.  I could give you some opinions on that which would 
curl your hair, much less your liver.
     Forty fights, and not a standby in the lot!  This is remarkable, and gratifying, 
too.  Only Talahya and Primus are running more fights than this every cycle.  Twelve 
challenge matches, one of them TV.
     Nobody died.

     Just sketching it in quickly, here are the fights:
     SHADOW (67-725) (16-8-0,55) of ROGUES' GALLERY fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (26-
47-1,53) of REDHORSE.  SHADOW was handily defeated by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute 
mismatched duel.
     PROWESS (2-5155) (23-28-0,61) of KNOT WHOLE fought CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (31-
22-0,66) of REDHORSE.  PROWESS lost to CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
brutal duel.
     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (30-58-0,52) of JUST BECAUSE fought WALKER (1-6127) (26-
17-1,89) of WIND STORM.  GAR & BRILL viciously subdued WALKER in a popular 3 minute 
brutal match.
     KROETLAN (78-640) (23-17-0,89) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought JOHN LONGSHORE (11-
4197) (25-37-0,62) of TUFT TUGGERS.  KROETLAN was subdued by JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2 
minute competition.
     KENNY (78-1940) (14-9-0,51) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (46-81-
0,38) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  KENNY was vanquished by SKI MASK in a 1 minute 
mismatched bout.

     CITATION (15-3925) (23-17-0,86) of TRIPLE CROWN fought SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (23-
15-2,71) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  CITATION savagely defeated SWALLOWTAIL in a popular 3 
minute gory duel.
     BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379) (19-18-1,57) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS fought SUGARBEET (7-
5219) (27-26-1,79) of SUGAR AND SPICE.  BLIND ILLUSION savagely defeated SUGARBEET in 
an exciting 4 minute bloody match.
     KERMORVAN (1-3116) (22-14-0,100) of LAB EXPERIMENTS fought YAKKO (7-3266) (18-
18-0,50) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER.  KERMORVAN beat YAKKO in a 2 minute fray.
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (29-29-0,94) of REDHORSE fought PISTON HURRICANE (40-2287) 
(21-13-0,56) of AS FAR AS SIAM.  HUMMINGBIRD devastated PISTON HURRICANE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
     FARIN (78-503) (21-30-2,95) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) 
(15-6-2,53) of CHAOTICDISORDER.  FARIN was savagely defeated by DEMONICHELLION in an 
action packed 2 minute contest.

     BARAK (25-2858) (24-22-3,100) of VORTEX fought BACKLASH (65-6518) (18-3-1,58) of 
TOO GOOD FOR ME.  BARAK was overpowered by BACKLASH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
     LONE WOLF (31-162) (34-40-1,98) of AVENGERS fought TORYN (78-71) (15-19-2,74) of 
LETHAL HERITAGE.  LONE WOLF overpowered TORYN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (29-28-1,101) of TUFT TUGGERS fought RUTHLESS (15-
4591) (29-19-0,112) of TRIPLE CROWN.  ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was handily defeated by 
RUTHLESS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
     TICKLES (9-3486) (59-81-1,149) of MY PETS fought MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (29-40-
3,91) of REDHORSE.  TICKLES overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (35-32-0,139) of FRAG 'EM ALL! fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) 
(62-86-3,141) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  BATTLESTONE overpowered KOOKABURRA in an 
exciting 1 minute uneven competition.

     CARLY (65-2000) (31-35-0,123) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought GAZELLE (56-3701) (25-
20-0,100) of REDHORSE.  CARLY viciously subdued GAZELLE in a popular 8 minute 
gruesome fray.
     DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (62-71-3,143) of BAD APPLES fought BATAVIA (78-238) 
(22-9-0,131) of LETHAL HERITAGE.  DELICE THE RED demolished BATAVIA in a 1 minute 
one-sided melee.
     FEALOST (1-3916) (49-64-1,117) of MOSSRUNNERS fought RIFT (12-3922) (32-23-
1,149) of SPIRITUAL GIFT.  FEALOST was overpowered by RIFT in a 2 minute gory one-
sided duel.
     MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442) (29-30-0,118) of LORDS OF CHAOS fought SHERIDAN (1-
6055) (27-22-2,117) of WIND STORM.  MR. POTATO HEAD defeated SHERIDAN in an exciting 
1 minute duel.
     SIR OCCO (10-5079) (37-24-0,170) of SIR AGLIO fought KHEMRA (78-72) (22-11-
0,110) of LETHAL HERITAGE.  SIR OCCO devastated KHEMRA in a popular 1 minute one-
sided bout.

     SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (30-22-1,160) of TUFT TUGGERS fought SINCLAIR (1-
6269) (22-5-3,113) of WIND STORM.  SEGALLION SUNDANCER was overpowered by SINCLAIR in 
a 1 minute uneven fray.
     ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (23-14-1,177) of MANIACAL TUFTS fought QUIFF (10-4779) 
(26-11-0,158) of QUBIT.  ANIJIA ALARA defeated QUIFF in an exciting 1 minute duel.
     50 SUCKS (60-4129) (86-47-2,205) of JOKA MASHER! fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (22-
5-0,201) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES.  50 SUCKS was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute mismatched conflict.
     ZATHRUS (1-5858) (31-31-1,182) of WIND STORM fought QUONSET (10-4990) (47-30-
0,186) of QUBIT.  ZATHRUS was overpowered by QUONSET in an exciting 1 minute brutal 
one-sided match.
     KHEMI (25-2281) (39-34-2,193) of VORTEX fought CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (18-25-
0,197) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY.  KHEMI was devastated by CREDIT LINE in a popular 1 
minute mismatched brawl.
     NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (40-33-0,191) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought BLACK EYE 
(60-6163) (37-21-0,162) of JOKA MASHER!  NED THE JANITOR overpowered BLACK EYE in an 
action packed 4 minute uneven struggle.
     SMELLY TOES (82-17409) (24-10-0,223) of HYBRIDS V fought BONGO (25-2600) (26-17-
0,200) of VORTEX.  SMELLY TOES viciously subdued BONGO in a popular 2 minute gruesome 
conflict.

     The challenge matches:
     KASENKO (73-4445) (20-11-2,68) of PERFECTION QUEST II challenged MOOSE (56-3459) 
(20-26-0,83) of REDHORSE.  Up 15.  KASENKO bested MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Challenge conflict.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (15-4-1,56) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged LIL E. TEE (15-
4608) (15-10-1,48) of TRIPLE CROWN.  Down 8.  LONDON QUIREBOY defeated LIL E. TEE in 
an exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
     BLACK EYES (46-2820) (17-11-0,92) of THE FURIOUS FIVE challenged KI (31-165) 
(32-40-1,94) of AVENGERS.  Up 2.  BLACK EYES was overpowered by KI in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee.
     BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (20-21-1,95) of DARKMOON challenged TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) 
(30-18-1,95) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  Straight across.  BRIARTHORN slimly lost to TEDDY 
RUXPIN in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
     BOB THE RUSSIAN (11-2865) (27-29-2,112) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged CARRIE 
NATION (64-4054) (58-90-0,119) of REFORMERS.  Up 5.  BOB THE RUSSIAN viciously 
subdued CARRIE NATION in a 3 minute Challenge duel.  She tried to take his bottle 
away from him.

     AGLIBOL (12-5848) (24-9-0,144) of DARKMOON challenged AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) 
(26-20-1,147) of TUFT TUGGERS.  Up 3.  AGLIBOL was handily defeated by AVALYNE WHYTE 
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
     VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (24-23-1,116) of THE GREENHOUSE challenged FRED (65-5333) 
(34-14-0,122) of MYSTERY MACHINE.  Up 6.  VALLISNERIA overpowered FRED in a 2 minute 
bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
     QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (37-46-1,123) of DARKMOON challenged EVE DREWSHADOW 
(53-6246) (25-21-0,130) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  Up 7.  QUEEN AMAZONIA was devastated by 
EVE DREWSHADOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
     CIARAN (1-7176) (26-19-1,164) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged HALLIE O'DENE (58-
6018) (62-84-0,164) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Straight across.  CIARAN viciously subdued 
HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (37-18-1,194) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged MOD COD 
(55-2638) (70-91-3,210) of RHYME TYME.  Up 16.  CADDY JACKKNIFE defeated MOD COD in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
     FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (26-16-5,182) of CLEVER LINGO challenged KAIDEN (35-
3108) (101-97-2,192) of VIOLENT FEMS.  Up 10.  FIENDISH GLEE was demolished by KAIDEN 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.

     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (24-13-4,140) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged BUCK (1-2291) 
(44-98-0,108) of MOSSRUNNERS.  Down 32.  EVIL ELMO devastated BUCK in a 2 minute 
gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.

     And for the title:  ARAC IRONFIST (67-1944) (32-23-0,205) of RAZOR GRACE fought 
HARV (82-20046) (22-7-1,272) of 4-LETTER NAMES.  ARAC IRONFIST was savagely defeated 
by HARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title match.  Boring.  I don't care if the crowd 
was pleased.  Maybe we can get a column out of Harv?

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARV 82-20046               23   7  1  285  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        25  10  0  236  HYBRIDS V (1340)           DWES EG
 GATEWAY 82-15631            23   5  0  234  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         19  25  0  210  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     41  33  0  205  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 KAIDEN 35-3108             102  97  2  204  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     38  18  1  203  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       32  24  0  200  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 BONGO 25-2600               26  18  0  200  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 MOD COD 55-2638             70  92  3  198  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 QUONSET 10-4990             48  30  0  196  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            86  48  2  195  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        24  14  1  186  MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZATHRUS 1-5858              31  32  1  178  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       26  17  5  176  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            38  24  0  172  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 CIARAN 1-7176               27  19  1  172  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       27  20  1  165  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           37  22  0  164  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       62  85  0  161  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 QUIFF 10-4779               26  12  0  161  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      63  71  3  158  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 RIFT 12-3922                33  23  1  152  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
 SINCLAIR 1-6269             23   5  3  152  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 TICKLES 9-3486              60  81  1  151  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         36  32  0  151  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           25  13  4  143  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         25  23  1  140  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      26  21  0  138  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             24  10  0  137  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
-TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  28  32  0  134  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          62  87  3  131  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  30  23  1  131  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 CARLY 65-2000               32  35  0  128  LETHAL HERITAGE (550)      DAL SHANG
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      30  30  0  127  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BOB THE RUSSIAN 11-2865     28  29  2  124  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            30  19  0  123  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 KHEMRA 78-72                22  12  0  119  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 FEALOST 1-3916              49  65  1  118  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      37  47  1  116  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       58  91  0  113  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 SHERIDAN 1-6055             27  23  2  112  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 FRED 65-5333                34  15  0  110  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 BUCK 1-2291                 44  99  0  109  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 KI 31-165                   33  40  1  106  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        31  18  1  103  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 LONE WOLF 31-162            35  40  1  102  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            23  14  0  102  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAZELLE 56-3701             25  21  0  100  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         30  29  0   99  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   29  29  1   97  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-SENSOO O SURU 32-3979       26  19  0   97  THE STORMLORDS (1181)      ARVAT
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       29  41  3   96  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          20  22  1   96  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 CITATION 15-3925            24  17  0   94  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BACKLASH 65-6518            19   3  1   90  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      26  37  0   85  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         31  58  0   84  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          17  12  0   83  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 KASENKO 73-4445             21  11  2   82  PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      16   6  2   82  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-SIR PLUTZ 10-5207           20  32  2   78  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      20  18  1   77  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 MOOSE 56-3459               20  27  0   74  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        32  22  0   73  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BARAK 25-2858               24  23  3   73  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          23  16  2   73  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 FARIN 78-503                21  31  2   72  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 KROETLAN 78-640             23  18  0   71  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 TORYN 78-71                 15  20  2   70  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          27  47  1   68  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            27  27  1   67  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 WALKER 1-6127               26  18  1   66  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
-JAGUARMAN 8-4532            17  11  4   66  PHOENIX FIRE (1354)        ARKERS
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     16   4  1   65  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 PROWESS 2-5155              23  29  0   61  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 YAKKO 7-3266                18  19  0   61  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 SKI MASK 58-5869            47  81  0   58  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    21  14  0   56  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 LIL E. TEE 15-4608          15  11  1   51  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 SHADOW 67-725               16   9  0   44  ROGUES' GALLERY (838)      BARIKALA
-MONKEY WRENCH 25-4442       13   5  0   43  PRIMATES-R-US (1135)       LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

G. Puerco -- Bob the Russian?  Here?  For exercise?  Is this a joke?  Still, sounds 
fun, sounds like old times.  Maybe I'll polish my blade and step onto the sands again 
myself... The Gods know Bob could use some camaraderie out there from a familiarly 
similar warrior. -- Tankesh

     You don't think it's possible to take exercise in Home Guard?

Buck -- I think I'm improving.  I'm glad to know you think highly of my skill as 
well.  I don't want to over-inflate my ego. -- Segallion

Mountain Goat -- Tankesh is lazy.  If you want to fight me again, you might have to 
do the challenging. -- Zlatina, obvioulsy unhappy with Tankesh

Hummingbird -- I am not so young any more, and I like to protect my frail skin.  
However, apparently Tankesh and Adie have a reason to keep me fighting.  They must 
share your sentiment, that I should be doing a lot better, or that I will eventually.  
Maybe they think being under the effects of the Greywand will reduce debilities due 
to my age and allow perhaps my mind to determine the outcome of my fights rather than 
my poor physical skills. -- Dr. Longshore

Gateway -- Really?  That's where you're headed?  Cool, you can move along now... -- 
Anij

Kookaburra -- You need to learn some riposte. -- Segallion

Black Eye -- That was very well fought, though I am quite disappointed not to have 
been able to finish it. -- Avalyne

Mountain Goat -- It seems we've learned all we could from each other last time. -- 
Zlatina

Redhorse -- Not my favorite way to succeed, but it'll do. -- John Longshore

Eve Drewshadow -- The announcer said I showed an unnerving skill.  I guess I am 
skilled at getting up again.  Do you know that in our five minute fight, you knocked 
me down in every minute except the third, and I got up again all four times?  You 
fought pretty good, too, though. -- Buck

     You're enough to unnerve anybody.

Segallion -- You were dancing?  I didn't hear any music. -- Buck 

Lone Wolf -- You should learn from Buck's fight.  If you are knocked to your knees, 
you have to get up again.  If you had, you might have won our fight. -- Fealost

Tickles -- Remind your manager to change your training goal.  I would suggest working 
on deftness or strength, at least if you're going to keep using that weapon.  Not 
that you did badly, since you did win. -- Gazelle

Ruthless -- I hate, I just hotly and redly HATE getting hit on the elbow.  OW!  And 
there goes my winning record.  Thanks a bunch.  No really, you did good.  Caught me 
flat-footed. -- Hummingbird

     Get arch supports.

Zlatina Anguelova -- That's the way to do it.  It seems like this past turn was all 
about falling down and getting back up.  You fell down, but got up and won the fight.  
Nice going. -- Mountain Goat

Gar & Brill -- Our fight was pretty even I thought.  We each swung and hit once, we 
each got hurt pretty badly, but Greywand's herald called it in my favor.  (smiling)  
Good fight, though. -- Crooked Hoof

John Longshore -- You didn't think you won that fight, did you?  Really?  No, I had 
no sleep the night before.  I had sat in some grass and I had a bout a hundred 
chigger bites all over my legs, and couldn't sleep for the itching.  That's why I 
fell down exhausted in the second minute. -- Broken Toe

Yakko -- I wouldn't say that loss was your fault.  With Lady Greywand hurling 
lightning around like that, I think you got a shock. -- Moose

Briarthorn -- Ha!  That'll teach you not to go sipping elven wine by moonlight! -- 
Carrie Nation

Rift -- It took a lot of work with a wedge and a hammer, but I did finally manage to 
open your rift wider. -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S.  You might want to get a bridge?

     You knocked his teeth out?

Vallisneria -- Too green for me.  I like things ripe and sweet. -- Delice the Red

Blind Illusion -- Have you ever seen a Duck foam at the bill before?  We've locked 
him in the closet with soothing music, and he may recover.  Or, as the case might be, 
not.  No telling.  But thanks for giving us the excuse! -- Hallie O'Dene and the rest 
of the crew

Tankesh -- If you just leave out the olives, it sounds good. -- Hallie

Tankesh -- And for me, it'll even get tougher to get p-ads out since I'll be in a far 
away land for a couple of turns.  Just don't pick on me too bad, okay? -- Sultan

Fealost -- Black Eyes hardly stands a chance if we were to match up.  He's but a 
challenger initiate (nothing wrong or shameful about that -- I was one once), but I 
am now... -- Black Eye, challenger adept, and climbing

Crooked Hoof -- Thanks for the compliment.  I'm quite proud of my prow:  I've earned 
it. -- Prowess

     And it gives us all considerable pleasure to see it.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVIL ELMO devastated BUCK in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
FIENDISH GLEE was demolished by KAIDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CADDY JACKKNIFE defeated MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
CIARAN viciously subdued HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was devastated by EVE DREWSHADOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
VALLISNERIA overpowered FRED in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
AGLIBOL was handily defeated by AVALYNE WHYTE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BOB THE RUSSIAN viciously subdued CARRIE NATION in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
BRIARTHORN slimly lost to TEDDY RUXPIN in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
BLACK EYES was overpowered by KI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LONDON QUIREBOY defeated LIL E. TEE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
KASENKO bested MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ARAC IRONFIST was savagely defeated by HARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title match.
SMELLY TOES viciously subdued BONGO in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
NED THE JANITOR overpowered BLACK EYE in a action packed 4 minute uneven struggle.
KHEMI was devastated by CREDIT LINE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZATHRUS was overpowered by QUONSET in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
50 SUCKS was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched conflict.
ANIJIA ALARA defeated QUIFF in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER was overpowered by SINCLAIR in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SIR OCCO devastated KHEMRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. POTATO HEAD defeated SHERIDAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
FEALOST was overpowered by RIFT in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
DELICE THE RED demolished BATAVIA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CARLY viciously subdued GAZELLE in a popular 8 minute gruesome fray.
BATTLESTONE overpowered KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
TICKLES overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was handily defeated by RUTHLESS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LONE WOLF overpowered TORYN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARAK was overpowered by BACKLASH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FARIN was savagely defeated by DEMONICHELLION in a action packed 2 minute contest.
HUMMINGBIRD devastated PISTON HURRICANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
KERMORVAN beat YAKKO in a 2 minute fray.
BLIND ILLUSION savagely defeated SUGARBEET in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
CITATION savagely defeated SWALLOWTAIL in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
KENNY was vanquished by SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KROETLAN was subdued by JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2 minute competition.
GAR & BRILL viciously subdued WALKER in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
PROWESS lost to CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
SHADOW was handily defeated by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        70 -  38 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  32 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  56 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  35 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  42 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  31 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  51 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  26 -  0      24  |

Turn 411 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  6         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARV 82-20046              23   7  1  285 4-LETTER NAMES (1341)
SLASHING ATTACK  SMELLY TOES 82-17409       25  10  0  236 HYBRIDS V (1340)
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           23   5  0  234 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339)
WALL OF STEEL    CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288    38  18  1  203 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
TOTAL PARRY      BONGO 25-2600              26  18  0  200 VORTEX (478)
STRIKING ATTACK  DELICE THE RED 56-3401     63  71  3  158 BAD APPLES (1091)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             60  81  1  151 MY PETS (554)
PARRY-LUNGE      SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600  30  23  1  131 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-STRIKE     CARLY 65-2000              32  35  0  128 LETHAL HERITAGE (550)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     30  30  0  127 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLACK EYE 60-6163.  The ten other most popular fighters were GAR & BRILL 38-4252, 
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379, BRIARTHORN 
12-5671, SMELLY TOES 82-17409, CARLY 65-2000, GAZELLE 56-3701, CITATION 15-3925, and 
LIL E. TEE 15-4608.

The least popular fighter this week was SHADOW 67-725.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KENNY 78-1940, BARAK 25-2858, TORYN 78-71, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, 
BATAVIA 78-238, BLACK EYES 46-2820, HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553, 
BROKEN TOE 56-3683, and PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  6 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  6 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZATHRUS 1-5858              31  32  1  178  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 PROWESS 2-5155              23  29  0   61  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            27  27  1   67  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              60  81  1  151  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUONSET 10-4990             48  30  0  196  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     38  18  1  203  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 RIFT 12-3922                33  23  1  152  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            30  19  0  123  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      30  30  0  127  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      20  18  1   77  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 BONGO 25-2600               26  18  0  200  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         25  23  1  140  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 KI 31-165                   33  40  1  106  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          62  87  3  131  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             102  97  2  204  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         31  58  0   84  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    21  14  0   56  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       26  17  5  176  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      26  21  0  138  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             70  92  3  198  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      63  71  3  158  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       62  85  0  161  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     16   4  1   65  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            86  48  2  195  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       58  91  0  113  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 CARLY 65-2000               32  35  0  128  LETHAL HERITAGE (550)      DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     41  33  0  205  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       32  24  0  200  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 KASENKO 73-4445             21  11  2   82  PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
 KHEMRA 78-72                22  12  0  119  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARV 82-20046               23   7  1  285  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           25  13  4  143  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE