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Date   : 11/02/2005    Duedate: 11/15/2005

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-414

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   315  207  4 60.3      LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147                      THE INANIMATES 73/1361                
  2 HYBRIDS V 82/1340     356  268  1 57.1    9 VORTEX 25/478          67   74  0 47.5
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339                ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838                
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341                      WIND STORM 1/649                      
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550                
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1360                 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750                
  3 QUBIT 10/1136        1018  848 10 54.6   10 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   27   32  0 45.8
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                      11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   415  564  9 42.4
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054                  12 DARKMOON 12/1197       49   70  0 41.2
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791                       SOL INVICTUS 31/1355                  
    KNOT WHOLE 2/1333                        13 MY PETS 9/554         511  778 14 39.6
  4 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  121  104  1 53.8      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
  5 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327    65   56  0 53.7      RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574                        GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326                  14 REDHORSE 56/1325      191  295  1 39.3
  6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  153  136  1 52.9      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123              15 REFORMERS 64/1095     493  811  5 37.8
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                     BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219                      KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358                 
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121                    CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
  7-THE BULLS 73/1144     728  696 10 51.1   16 AVENGERS 31/1321       44   75  0 37.0
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359                    
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135                       MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
  8 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   123  124  1 49.8      LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320                
    CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                        AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                     UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351              
    SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                   17-GRYFFINDOR H 54/1356    0    1  0  0.0
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303           

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Why do *I* have to do this?  Where's Olaf?  I just DID a spy report for the 
WHOLE TOURNEY.  This whole business is totally gazebo, and I want to know why!  Well, 
I'll show HIM, meaning, of course, Olaf.  I got them to use the golem to make the 
notes, and I'll just, like, fix the uncool parts.  So there!

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well, 
try juggling a hot dog, hot drippy onion rings, and a super-sized icy drink and 
getting to a seat in the middle of the row!  Thrills, chills, spills, oh my!
     MVP award for ZLATINA ANGUELOVA?  TUFT TUGGERS' are proud of her after beating 
BLACK EYE and getting 38 points.  Well, if they noticed.  Did you notice, Tankesh?
     Talk about yer major upsets!  FEALOST's match with SWALLOWTAIL cost him a loss 
of 23 points!  Fealost is really upset.  Like, majorly.
     FIENDISH GLEE thinks hers 28-18-5 and studly character is good enough to 
face up to the Captain of the Guard.  Any bets?  This Captain is like something else!  
I don't know what he's like, exactly, maybe a fence post?  I mean, I haven't seen any 
columns or anything.  But HARV stopped FIENDISH GLEE dead in her tracks!
     I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  I'm 
jealous, because *I* had to stay up ALL NIGHT to do stuff for you guys.  I hope you 
appreciate it.
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  I don't like 
caves, you know?  No sun.  Really, I just wing this stuff.  SPIRITUAL GIFT was HOME 
GUARD's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what 
DARKMOON's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
SPIRITUAL GIFT, that's fer sher.  Which must mean they've been avoiding fights.  
Well, I'd avoid a fight if I could, too.
     Can MYSTERY MACHINE's FRED be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, 
but is that really the same?
     Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think BUCK feels about being 
challenged by EVIL ELMO, 33 points above him?  EVIL ELMO beat BUCK.  No surprise 
about that.  Really I'm not surprised EVIL ELMO would do such a scummy thing, either.
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All HOME GUARD ever talks about is fighting!  
Well, okay, not bloodfeuds.  Don't you wish!  Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they 
had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!  Unless the 
standbys fought each other.  Why not?
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  But you'll still probably have to give it away.  Bloodstains are totally 
gazebo.  So just don't wear purple robes to a fight.  I mean, how hard can that be to 
remember?
     I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!
     Later, Debby Tonte

     Oh, if you want to know, thirty-seven fights, eleven challenges.  And some of 
you guys were in the tourney, but I don't remember who did what, except that nobody 
was undefeated.
     FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (28-17-5,222) of CLEVER LINGO challenged HARV (82-20046) 
(25-7-1,315) of 4-LETTER NAMES.  Up 93.  FIENDISH GLEE was bested by HARV in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (39-19-1,199) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged TICKLES 
(9-3486) (62-81-1,205) of MY PETS.  Up 6.  CADDY JACKKNIFE vanquished TICKLES in an 
exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
     STREET RAT (11-3116) (30-20-1,178) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged SIR OCCO (10-
5079) (40-24-0,179) of SIR AGLIO.  Up 1.  STREET RAT overpowered SIR OCCO in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge duel.
     EVE DREWSHADOW (53-6246) (27-22-0,141) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged FRED (65-
5333) (36-15-0,142) of MYSTERY MACHINE.  Up 1.  EVE DREWSHADOW was overpowered by 
FRED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (27-13-4,147) of TWISTED SESAME challenged BUCK (1-2291) 
(44-101-0,114) of MOSSRUNNERS.  Down 33.  EVIL ELMO devastated BUCK in a popular 1 
minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
     AGLIBOL (12-5848) (25-11-0,127) of DARKMOON challenged LONE WOLF (31-162) (36-
40-1,134) of AVENGERS.  Up 7.  AGLIBOL savagely defeated LONE WOLF in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
     BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (21-23-1,109) of DARKMOON challenged NUTCRACKER (38-4380) 
(26-22-1,113) of ALL FINESSE.  Up 4.  BRIARTHORN overcame NUTCRACKER in an action 
packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
     KERMORVAN (1-3116) (24-15-0,121) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged MR. POTATO HEAD 
(20-442) (31-30-0,132) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  Up 11.  KERMORVAN slimly won victory over 
MR. POTATO HEAD in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
     SUGARBEET (7-5219) (28-28-1,70) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged BLIND ILLUSION 
(22-6379) (21-18-1,80) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS.  Up 10.  SUGARBEET was vanquished by BLIND 
ILLUSION in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (16-6-0,48) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged PROWESS (2-
5155) (23-31-0,60) of KNOT WHOLE.  Up 12.   WRETCHEDMISERY was handily defeated by 
PROWESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
     DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (16-8-2,40) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged CROOKED HOOF 
(56-3493) (32-24-0,55) of REDHORSE.  Up 15.  DEMONICHELLION was demolished by CROOKED 
HOOF in a 1 minute Challenge match.

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARV 82-20046               26   7  1  327  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         22  25  0  259  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 GATEWAY 82-15631            26   5  0  258  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     40  19  1  211  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUONSET 10-4990             50  31  0  210  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CIARAN 1-7176               29  20  1  209  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       28  18  5  201  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 MOD COD 55-2638             71  94  3  200  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
-NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     41  34  0  200  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 STREET RAT 11-3116          31  20  1  198  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 TICKLES 9-3486              62  82  1  197  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            88  49  2  195  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
-BONGO 25-2600               26  19  0  194  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       39  40  1  193  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       63  87  0  187  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        26  12  0  187  HYBRIDS V (1340)           DWES EG
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       33  26  0  184  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 KAIDEN 35-3108             102 100  2  181  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   32  29  1  176  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       29  21  1  176  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218         30  23  1  174  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            40  25  0  171  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 BOB THE RUSSIAN 11-2865     30  30  2  171  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 SINCLAIR 1-6269             26   5  3  171  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      66  71  3  170  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            33  19  0  168  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        25  16  1  161  MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)      ARUAK CITY
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         37  34  0  158  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           39  23  0  157  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 FRED 65-5333                37  15  0  155  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JOE KING 47-2223            31  53  1  150  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           28  13  4  150  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  32  24  1  146  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 QUIFF 10-4779               27  14  0  144  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
-APPLE JACK 47-4011          31  26  4  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       60  92  0  141  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             26  11  0  139  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      27  23  0  137  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 CITATION 15-3925            26  18  0  136  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            25  15  0  136  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 RIFT 12-3922                33  26  1  135  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
-ZATHRUS 1-5858              31  34  1  135  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 LONE WOLF 31-162            36  41  1  132  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-VALLISNERIA 30-3226         25  24  1  132  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
-SHERIDAN 1-6055             28  23  2  131  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      38  49  1  130  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 GAZELLE 56-3701             26  23  0  129  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      31  31  0  127  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          26  16  2  121  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          62  90  3  120  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          22  23  1  119  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        31  20  1  118  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        37  37  0  117  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BUCK 1-2291                 44 102  0  116  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 KI 31-165                   34  41  1  116  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CARLY 65-2000               32  37  0  112  LETHAL HERITAGE (550)      DAL SHANG
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          26  23  1  106  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 FEALOST 1-3916              49  68  1  103  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
-KHEMRA 78-72                22  13  0  103  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         31  31  0  100  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          30  47  1  100  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         33  59  0   97  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
-BARAK 25-2858               25  23  3   95  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      28  38  0   94  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  20  14  1   94  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MOOSE 56-3459               22  28  0   93  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       19   6  3   92  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     17   4  1   92  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      22  18  1   90  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    22  15  0   87  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     24  13  0   80  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 LIL E. TEE 15-4608          18  11  1   80  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 QUADRICEPS 10-5326          26  23  1   79  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       30  43  3   78  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 KASENKO 73-4445             22  13  2   78  PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
-WALKER 1-6127               27  18  1   75  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
-LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       20  14  1   74  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      17   5  1   73  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 PROWESS 2-5155              24  31  0   72  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
-FARIN 78-503                21  32  2   70  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 GLASS JOE 56-3847           16   6  0   69  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
-TORYN 78-71                 15  21  2   69  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            28  29  1   67  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        33  24  0   66  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          18  13  0   65  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
-SHADOW 67-725               17   9  0   65  ROGUES' GALLERY (838)      BARIKALA
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948          15  20  0   64  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-KROETLAN 78-640             23  19  0   59  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 YAKKO 7-3266                18  21  0   55  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 SKI MASK 58-5869            48  83  0   54  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 KID QUICK 56-3846           16   6  2   53  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 BACKLASH 65-6518            19   6  1   51  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
-VANISH 73-4633              14   5  1   48  THE INANIMATES (1361)      ERINIKA
 SPATHA 31-4996              24  15  2   45  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      16   7  0   41  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-??RADAR?? 82-20310           9  14  0   41  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1360) DWES EG
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      16   9  2   36  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-MONKEY WRENCH 25-4442       13   6  0   36  PRIMATES-R-US (1135)       LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Anijia Alara -- I salute your victory, but weep for the lost chance for either of us 
to learn. -- Batavia

Queen Amazonia -- ACK!!  Yes, I'm a pud.  Not the pudliest, mind you, but a pud, 
nonetheless. *grin* -- Carly

Avalyne Whyte -- I tugged your tuft, I did!!  *smile* -- Khemi

Fealost -- I'm not sorry I won that fight, but there is some good news.  I just saved 
a bunch of money on my gladiator insurance by switching to Geico! -- Sinclair
P.S.  Thanks for the learns!

Carrie Nation -- Fair trade, I guess.  Though I'd rather have the win as well as the 
skills. -- Zathrus

Fealost -- Thanks!  Guess it kinda took me a bit to get myself going. -- Batavia

Hummingbird -- Ain't that the truth! -- Farin

Mountain Goat -- Under the circumstances, you can meet the Lady (or her stand in 
golem) more than I do.  I'll even HELP you meet her more often, if you like! *grin*
-- Barak

Gazelle -- Nothing wrong with my mind, just my fighting techniques. -- Toryn

Broken Toe -- Fell?  Yeah, I guess when it was over, I wasn't standing...was I? -- 
Kroetlan

Moose -- Yeah, I learned after the FIRST groin hit to cover that location pretty 
well.  Considering that you 'usually learn well' from that sort of thing doesn't tell 
me you learn to PROTECT that location at all!  Then again, I guess you had other 
things on your mind at the time.  *chuckle* -- Shadow

Bobby Bigfoot -- 0-5?  My first turn back I went 2-13 in this arena.  Talk about 
frustrated! -- Lord Xiang

Ski Mask -- I take offense to your last statement!  I am NOT little!!  Short, 
perhaps, but I weigh twice the average gladiator!! -- Kenny

Evil Elmo -- You keep challenging me.  I don't like to do this anymore but I have to 
make an exception in your case.  (unbuttoning trench coat)  I have warned you not to 
be so evil.  Now, in your sexless golem heart you will know shame!  (flashing coat 
open)  There!  Serves you right! -- Buck

Sir Occo -- (laughing)  That was a lousy style match for me, but I must say it was 
educational.  Thanks! -- Gazelle

Sinclair -- I wasn't prepared for open heart surgery.  It was lucky that I fell back 
a bit, or I know I would've awakened in the infirmary with one of THOSE hangovers.  
Nice hit. -- Fealost

Ki -- You riposte great.  You don't need any more skills in that area. -- Hummingbird
P.S.  Well done, I must say.

Gar & Brill -- You got me on my one weak spot.  Nice shot. -- Crooked Hoof

Piston Hurricane -- That was a good match for you, if skills is what you're after.  
Hope you're feeling better. -- Broken Toe

Backlash -- I don't think your desperation strategy works very well for you.  Maybe 
you should just stick with your regular first round instructions. -- Moose

Swallowtail -- Now why did the audience boo, hiss, and curse both of our names?  It 
was a short fight.  You were noticeably competent.  I was... trying hard.  So what 
was their big beef? -- Mountain Goat

Zlatina -- I look forward to your challenge. -- Mountain Goat

Olaf (If it was Olaf who said Lady Greywand is "totally gazebo these days and doesn't 
get out much") -- How do you know?  I think that a sorceress of her power can get out 
pretty much whenever she chooses, and Commission employees need not be informed of 
it.  If I say I saw Lady Greywand, how do you know I didn't? -- Mountain Goat

     Ah, that's telling!

Delice the Red -- Oh, no!  You're inducted to Free Blades?  And you're not even a 
Grand Challenger Champion?  Unfair! -- Mountain Goat, on behalf of all of Redhorse

50 Sucks -- Ah, but wait till you hit 60!  Now THAT is a good round age. -- Hallie 
O'Dene

Nutcracker -- Not much finesse in that, kid.  You step out onto the sands, run into 
my arm, and fall down. -- Delice the Red

Zathrus -- You Shews are all alike.  Drunkards to the sole. -- Carrie Nation

Yakko -- Why "under jolly Roger"?  Is this like hiding under the bed? -- Lini
Dawnwind
P.S.  Ah, and was I supposed to say something about the fight?  Hang on a minute, 
I'll think of something....  How about, "You made a good beginning, but then I got 
mad and broke your neck"?

Black Eyes -- This is some sort of mammalian trick, isn't it?  I'll get you for that! 
-- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIENDISH GLEE was bested by HARV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE vanquished TICKLES in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
STREET RAT overpowered SIR OCCO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
EVE DREWSHADOW was overpowered by FRED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO devastated BUCK in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
AGLIBOL savagely defeated LONE WOLF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BRIARTHORN overcame NUTCRACKER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
KERMORVAN slimly won victory over MR. POTATO HEAD in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
SUGARBEET was vanquished by BLIND ILLUSION in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WRETCHEDMISERY was handily defeated by PROWESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DEMONICHELLION was demolished by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute Challenge match.
GATEWAY viciously subdued LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest.
CREDIT LINE bested 50 SUCKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
QUONSET overpowered SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOD COD viciously subdued KAIDEN in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
CIARAN devastated ARAC IRONFIST in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
RUTHLESS subdued GAZELLE in a exciting 4 minute bout.
ANIJIA ALARA was overpowered by HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER was devastated by BOB THE RUSSIAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
AVALYNE WHYTE savagely defeated RIFT in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
DELICE THE RED handily defeated TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLESTONE demolished QUEEN AMAZONIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARRIE NATION was savagely defeated by BATAVIA in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
BLACK EYE was narrowly defeated by ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a 4 minute match.
SINCLAIR overpowered KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FEALOST was overpowered by SWALLOWTAIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
QUIFF vanquished KI in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CITATION defeated HUMMINGBIRD in a action packed 1 minute duel.
QUADRICEPS was overpowered by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SPATHA was savagely defeated by LIL E. TEE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
HELM HAMMERHAND was beaten by GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute fray.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished YAKKO in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PISTON HURRICANE overpowered BLACK EYES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KASENKO was subdued by JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2 minute struggle.
MOOSE overpowered KID QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BACKLASH was subdued by GLASS JOE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
MOUNTAIN GOAT demolished SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW        65 -  40 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     49 -  31 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    68 -  65 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  44 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  39 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  30 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  27 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  54 -  1      33  |

Turn 414 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         6 -  5                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARV 82-20046              26   7  1  327 4-LETTER NAMES (1341)
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           26   5  0  258 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339)
WALL OF STEEL    CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288    40  19  1  211 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
STRIKING ATTACK  STREET RAT 11-3116         31  20  1  198 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             62  82  1  197 MY PETS (554)
SLASHING ATTACK  SMELLY TOES 82-17409       26  12  0  187 HYBRIDS V (1340)
PARRY-STRIKE     BOB THE RUSSIAN 11-2865    30  30  2  171 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
TOTAL PARRY      FRED 65-5333               37  15  0  155 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)
PARRY-LUNGE      SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600  32  24  1  146 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     31  31  0  127 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLACK EYE 60-6163.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIL E. TEE 15-4608, 
MOD COD 55-2638, BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379, AGLIBOL 12-5848, RUTHLESS 15-4591, LONE WOLF 
31-162, MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442, AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270, ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856, and 
GLASS JOE 56-3847.

The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KID QUICK 56-3846, BLACK EYES 46-2820, YAKKO 7-3266, QUADRICEPS 
10-5326, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, SEGALLION SUNDANCER 11-4600, ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675, 
SMELLY TOES 82-17409, DEMONICHELLION 33-7038, and WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  4 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  3 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          6  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CIARAN 1-7176               29  20  1  209  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 PROWESS 2-5155              24  31  0   72  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            28  29  1   67  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              62  82  1  197  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUONSET 10-4990             50  31  0  210  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     40  19  1  211  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             26  11  0  139  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            33  19  0  168  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      31  31  0  127  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      22  18  1   90  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      17   5  1   73  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 LONE WOLF 31-162            36  41  1  132  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          62  90  3  120  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             102 100  2  181  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          26  23  1  106  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    22  15  0   87  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       28  18  5  201  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      27  23  0  137  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             71  94  3  200  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      66  71  3  170  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       63  87  0  187  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            88  49  2  195  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       60  92  0  141  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 FRED 65-5333                37  15  0  155  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         37  34  0  158  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       33  26  0  184  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 KASENKO 73-4445             22  13  2   78  PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
 HARV 82-20046               26   7  1  327  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           28  13  4  150  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE