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Date   : 11/16/2005    Duedate: 11/29/2005

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DM-101    TURN-415

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   318  209  4 60.3    8 VORTEX 25/478          68   75  0 47.6
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147                      WIND STORM 1/649                      
  2 HYBRIDS V 82/1340     359  269  1 57.2      LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550                
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341                      LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750                
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339              9 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   28   32  0 46.7
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274             10 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   416  565  9 42.4
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1360                 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
  3 QUBIT 10/1136        1026  853 10 54.6   11 DARKMOON 12/1197       50   75  0 40.0
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         SOL INVICTUS 31/1355                  
    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054                  12 MY PETS 9/554         513  780 14 39.7
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791                       RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    KNOT WHOLE 2/1333                           GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
  4 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  121  105  1 53.5   13 REDHORSE 56/1325      196  298  1 39.7
  5 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  155  139  1 52.7      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                  14 AVENGERS 31/1321       50   78  0 39.1
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121                    MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
  6 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327    65   59  0 52.4      PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359                    
    FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574                        LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326                     LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320                
  7 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   127  126  1 50.2      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351              
    CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                        AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                  15 REFORMERS 64/1095     493  815  5 37.7
    SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                      BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                      KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358                 
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303                 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    THE INANIMATES 73/1361                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The frost is on the pumpkin.  This is true, I went and checked it personally.  
I'm not sure why people make such a deal out of that, as the frost is also on the 
windows, the sidewalk, the dead grasses, the tombstones, the beach umbrellas, Debby 
Tonte's glass that she left on the edge of the spy reporter's box, and a lot of other 
places.  I grant you that it sparkles in the sun, which is good if you like that kind 
of thing, but I prefer the sparkles on the windows, especially when seen from INSIDE.

     Mannequin's Best was, or were, as the case might be, avoided by Gerfel's 
Friends.  Sounds like personality conflicts to me.
     Yakko got the most challenges.
     Nobody died.
     Thirty-eight fights!  Doing well, aren't we?  Eight challenge matches.  Not so 
good, but better than none.  And one was for the title, I like to see that.

     SUGARBEET (7-5219) (28-29-1,67) of SUGAR AND SPICE fought GLASS JOE (56-3847) 
(16-6-0,69) of PUNCH-OUT!  SUGARBEET vanquished GLASS JOE in a 1 minute one-sided 
match.  They tell me it was a shattering experience.
     QUADRICEPS (10-5326) (26-23-1,79) of QUBIT fought MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (30-
43-3,78) of REDHORSE.  QUADRICEPS was handily defeated by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  They tell me mountains are hard on the quadriceps.  I wouldn't 
know.  That kind of stuff is for, uh, other people.  I'm a city boy.
     KASENKO (73-4445) (22-13-2,78) of PERFECTION QUEST II fought CROOKED HOOF (56-
3493) (33-24-0,66) of REDHORSE.  KASENKO was beaten by CROOKED HOOF in a popular 1 
minute duel.  And a real blow it was, too, since a crooked hoof is a long way from 
perfection.
     HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (24-13-0,80) of LORDS OF VALHALLA fought PROWESS (2-
5155) (24-31-0,72) of KNOT WHOLE.  HELM HAMMERHAND overcame PROWESS in an action 
packed 3 minute gory match.  I couldn't bear to watch this one.  I may be dead, but 
I'm not, as the saying goes, QUITE dead yet.  Some things you can't miss.  And Helm 
didn't.
     SPATHA (31-4996) (24-15-2,45) of SOL INVICTUS fought KID QUICK (56-3846) (16-6-
2,53) of PUNCH-OUT!  SPATHA was overpowered by KID QUICK in an exciting 1 minute 
brutal one-sided fray.  Sometimes life is totally unfair.  But if you're lucky, 
sometimes it's unfair in your favor.  No, really, this DOES happen.

     LIL E. TEE (15-4608) (18-11-1,80) of TRIPLE CROWN fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (48-
83-0,54) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  LIL E. TEE subdued SKI MASK in a 2 minute bloody 
match.  And no wonder.  It's getting on toward that time of year, and some people 
don't care for turkey.
     CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (17-5-1,73) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought PISTON HURRICANE 
(40-2287) (22-15-0,87) of AS FAR AS SIAM.  CAT IN THE HAT vanquished PISTON HURRICANE 
in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  This must be what they mean when they say you can 
"keep it under your hat."  The hurricane was well and truly hatted here.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (30-47-1,100) of REDHORSE fought SIR REALISTIC (10-5552) 
(15-8-1,54) of SIR AGLIO.  BROKEN TOE handily defeated SIR REALISTIC in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  The possible comments and slick "name" jokes here are so numerous 
that I will leave them to your imagination.
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (31-31-0,100) of REDHORSE fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-
0,30) of the College of Mimes.  HUMMINGBIRD overpowered B&G BOUNCER in an exciting 1 
minute gory one-sided fight.  This is fine, as far as it goes, but now Hummingbird 
has to be looking over her shoulder for MONTHS, because mimes have very long 
memories.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (22-28-0,93) of REDHORSE fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-0-0,130) 
of the College of Mimes.  MOOSE was handily defeated by NINJA FERD in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided fight.  And not only do the mimes have long memories, they can be 
mean.

     CITATION (15-3925) (26-18-0,136) of TRIPLE CROWN fought JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) 
(28-38-0,94) of TUFT TUGGERS.  CITATION defeated JOHN LONGSHORE in an action packed 2 
minute fight.  Ripped that tuft out by the ROOTS.
     NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (26-23-1,106) of ALL FINESSE fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) 
(33-59-0,97) of JUST BECAUSE.  NUTCRACKER handily defeated GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute 
one-sided duel.  One of those home-town grudge matches.  And if you'd ever eaten at 
the Gar's Brill, you'd know why.
     FEALOST (1-3916) (49-68-1,103) of MOSSRUNNERS fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (31-
20-1,118) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  FEALOST was overcome by TEDDY RUXPIN in an action 
packed 6 minute brutal bout.  Some people can't handle chaos.
     KI (31-165) (34-41-1,116) of AVENGERS fought SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (26-16-2,121) 
of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  KI slimly lost to SWALLOWTAIL in an action packed 5 minute 
bout.  I find it hard to see Swallowtail as "delicate and airy," which I understand 
is how a former opponent persists in describing her.  Guess it takes all kinds.
     BLACK EYE (60-6163) (39-23-0,157) of JOKA MASHER! fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) 
(62-90-3,120) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  BLACK EYE overpowered KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute 
one-sided bout.  Nothing left but some crumbs.

     FRED (65-5333) (37-15-0,155) of MYSTERY MACHINE fought SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-
4600) (32-24-1,146) of TUFT TUGGERS.  FRED was vanquished by SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a 
1 minute one-sided match.  Tell you what's the mystery, it's why some of these people 
don't issue CHALLENGES.  Control your fights!  WIN.
     BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (37-34-0,158) of FRAG 'EM ALL! fought MR. POTATO HEAD (20-
442) (31-31-0,127) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  BATTLESTONE was overpowered by MR. POTATO HEAD 
in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.  Too bad.  I was in the mood for mashed potatoes.
     ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (25-16-1,161) of MANIACAL TUFTS fought BUCK (1-2291) (44-
102-0,116) of MOSSRUNNERS.  ANIJIA ALARA overpowered BUCK in an action packed 2 
minute bloody uneven fray.  Laughing maniacally the whole time, I bet.  And why not, 
eh?  It was laughable.
     DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (66-71-3,170) of BAD APPLES fought QUIFF (10-4779) (27-
14-0,144) of QUBIT.  DELICE THE RED was overpowered by QUIFF in a 1 minute one-sided 
duel.  Is a quiff a sort of little quaff?  A sip, as you might say?
     SINCLAIR (1-6269) (26-5-3,171) of WIND STORM fought BOB THE RUSSIAN (11-2865) 
(30-30-2,171) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  SINCLAIR handily defeated BOB THE RUSSIAN in a 1 
minute mismatched competition.  I've told Bob a hundred times if I've told him once, 
getting drunk before the fights is FINE, it makes it easier to fall without breaking 
bones, but watch the timing!  You don't want to be massively HUNG OVER for the 
fights.

     RUTHLESS (15-4591) (33-19-0,168) of TRIPLE CROWN fought ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-
4856) (32-29-1,176) of TUFT TUGGERS.  RUTHLESS savagely defeated ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in 
an exciting 2 minute gory bout.  Of course?  How else could Ruthless do it, except 
"savagely"?
     BATAVIA (78-238) (24-11-0,152) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought RIFT (12-3922) (33-26-
1,135) of SPIRITUAL GIFT.  BATAVIA was viciously subdued by RIFT in an exciting 2 
minute brutal fight.  This was a very spiritual experience for Batavia, I'm sure.
     SMELLY TOES (82-17409) (26-12-0,187) of HYBRIDS V fought SIR OCCO (10-5079) (40-
25-0,171) of SIR AGLIO.  SMELLY TOES overpowered SIR OCCO in a 1 minute mismatched 
brawl.  No comment needed here.  We could smell 'em in the stands.
     CIARAN (1-7176) (29-20-1,209) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST fought AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) 
(29-21-1,176) of TUFT TUGGERS.  CIARAN was vanquished by AVALYNE WHYTE in an action 
packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  Was this a whytewash?
     FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (28-18-5,201) of CLEVER LINGO fought SHARON SHEW (101-
25) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  FIENDISH GLEE savagely defeated SHARON SHEW 
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.  And the mimes will be out to GET him.  They 
don't appreciate clever lingo, you see.

     QUONSET (10-4990) (50-31-0,210) of QUBIT fought TICKLES (9-3486) (62-82-1,197) 
of MY PETS.  QUONSET was demolished by TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched match.  We 
all have our little weaknesses.
     50 SUCKS (60-4129) (88-49-2,195) of JOKA MASHER! fought MOD COD (55-2638) (71-
94-3,200) of RHYME TYME.  50 SUCKS unbelievably bested MOD COD in a 2 minute bloody 
conflict.  Why is this hard to believe?  And (phew) someone should get RID of that 
old fish, anyway.
     HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (63-87-0,187) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought KAIDEN (35-
3108) (102-100-2,181) of VIOLENT FEMS.  HALLIE O'DENE was savagely defeated by KAIDEN 
in an exciting 2 minute brutal fight.  Two violent fems.  The fans love that kind of 
thing.
     CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (22-25-0,259) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought STREET RAT 
(11-3116) (31-20-1,198) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  CREDIT LINE overpowered STREET RAT in a 
1 minute uneven match.  As the poet said, money doesn't talk, it screams.  And if 
it's credit, it's got a knife in its hand besides.
     GATEWAY (82-15631) (26-5-0,258) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought ARAC IRONFIST 
(67-1944) (33-26-0,184) of RAZOR GRACE.  GATEWAY vanquished ARAC IRONFIST in an 
action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.  And people think the handicapper's job is 
easy?  This should be an eye-opener.

     The challenge matches:
     DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (16-9-2,36) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged BACKLASH (65-
6518) (19-6-1,51) of TOO GOOD FOR ME.  Up 15.  DEMONICHELLION lost to BACKLASH in a 1 
minute Challenge duel.  It's the backhand that does it.
     WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (16-7-0,41) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged YAKKO (7-
3266) (18-21-0,55) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER.  Up 14.  WRETCHEDMISERY was overpowered by 
YAKKO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  It's the name, Wretch.  People try to 
make sure you live down to it.
     BLACK EYES (46-2820) (18-13-0,65) of THE FURIOUS FIVE challenged BLIND ILLUSION 
(22-6379) (22-18-1,90) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS.  Up 25.  BLACK EYES was overpowered by 
BLIND ILLUSION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  There's something very 
poetically just in this one.
     BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (22-23-1,119) of DARKMOON challenged GAZELLE (56-3701) (26-
23-0,129) of REDHORSE.  Up 10.  BRIARTHORN was devastated by GAZELLE in a popular 3 
minute uneven Challenge brawl.  So, thorns aren't as good as horns?  Useful to know, 
if you have a choice between the two.
     QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (38-49-1,130) of DARKMOON challenged LONE WOLF (31-162) 
(36-41-1,132) of AVENGERS.  Up 2.  QUEEN AMAZONIA was defeated by LONE WOLF in an 
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  Why?  This makes no sense.
     AGLIBOL (12-5848) (26-11-0,139) of DARKMOON challenged EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (28-
13-4,150) of TWISTED SESAME.  Up 11.  AGLIBOL overpowered EVIL ELMO in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  They tell me it's always good when Evil 
takes a hit.  I wouldn't know.
     EVE DREWSHADOW (53-6246) (27-23-0,137) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged CARRIE 
NATION (64-4054) (60-92-0,141) of REFORMERS.  Up 4.  EVE DREWSHADOW subdued CARRIE 
NATION in an exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.  Probably while drunk.  Or maybe not, 
don't know how Eve feels about that.  But we know how Carrie feels--like she has a 
hangover!

     And for the title:  CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (40-19-1,211) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS 
challenged HARV (82-20046) (26-7-1,327) of 4-LETTER NAMES.  Up 116.  CADDY JACKKNIFE 
bested HARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.  The crowd wasn't 
just pleased, Caddy, they were THRILLED.  Congratulations.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     41  19  1  227  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         23  25  0  274  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 GATEWAY 82-15631            27   5  0  271  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
 TICKLES 9-3486              63  82  1  220  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            89  49  2  204  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       30  21  1  204  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       29  18  5  204  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 MOD COD 55-2638             71  95  3  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 HARV 82-20046               26   8  1  202  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        27  12  0  201  HYBRIDS V (1340)           DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             103 100  2  192  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 STREET RAT 11-3116          31  21  1  189  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 QUONSET 10-4990             50  32  0  188  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       33  27  0  185  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            34  19  0  182  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 SINCLAIR 1-6269             27   5  3  182  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       63  88  0  181  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CIARAN 1-7176               29  21  1  180  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  33  24  1  173  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   32  30  1  171  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            40  26  0  169  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 BOB THE RUSSIAN 11-2865     30  31  2  167  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 QUIFF 10-4779               28  14  0  167  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             27  11  0  164  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        26  16  1  163  MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           40  23  0  159  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 RIFT 12-3922                34  26  1  159  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      32  31  0  156  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      66  72  3  151  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      28  23  0  145  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 FRED 65-5333                37  16  0  142  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 BATAVIA 78-238              24  12  0  140  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 GAZELLE 56-3701             27  23  0  139  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           28  14  4  138  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CITATION 15-3925            27  18  0  138  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 LONE WOLF 31-162            37  41  1  137  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-KERMORVAN 1-3116            25  15  0  136  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       60  93  0  135  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
-ZATHRUS 1-5858              31  34  1  135  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         37  35  0  132  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      38  50  1  127  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          27  16  2  126  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          62  91  3  123  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        32  20  1  122  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 BUCK 1-2291                 44 103  0  120  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 KI 31-165                   34  42  1  118  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          27  23  1  114  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          22  24  1  113  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
-CARLY 65-2000               32  37  0  112  LETHAL HERITAGE (550)      DAL SHANG
 FEALOST 1-3916              49  69  1  108  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
-BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077      27  24  0  105  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         32  31  0  102  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          31  47  1  102  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      28  39  0  100  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      23  18  1   97  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      18   5  1   94  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 MOOSE 56-3459               22  29  0   93  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       31  43  3   92  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         33  60  0   90  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     25  13  0   86  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        34  24  0   83  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            29  29  1   83  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 LIL E. TEE 15-4608          19  11  1   82  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
-LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       20  14  1   74  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
 PROWESS 2-5155              24  32  0   73  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    22  16  0   73  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 KASENKO 73-4445             22  14  2   70  PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
 QUADRICEPS 10-5326          26  24  1   68  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 YAKKO 7-3266                19  21  0   67  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 KID QUICK 56-3846           17   6  2   67  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          18  14  0   62  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 SKI MASK 58-5869            48  84  0   58  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 GLASS JOE 56-3847           16   7  0   58  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 BACKLASH 65-6518            20   6  1   56  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
 SIR REALISTIC 10-5552       15   9  1   56  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
-VANISH 73-4633              14   5  1   48  THE INANIMATES (1361)      ERINIKA
-??RADAR?? 82-20310           9  14  0   41  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1360) DWES EG
 SPATHA 31-4996              24  16  2   40  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      16  10  2   39  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      16   8  0   35  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Batavia -- Hell yeah!  Where's the skills?!?! -- Anij

Khemi -- Thankfully I've got lots of hair.  If you insist you can have a locke.  Many 
worshippers to whom I serve often seek it for a blessing from our god. -- Avalyne 
(High Elven Priestess with hair like the colors of a New England autumn.  Rare for 
elves.)

Lord Xiang -- You're here TOO!?!?  Well, that's a whole different story from Aruak!  
I don't DC, heck I don't even always challenge here, but if it starts to happen to 
me, it's ON!  Glad to have ya! -- Tankesh

Mountain Goat -- Yeah, I'm having a problem with this challenge thing.  I fill out 
the forms, but they never seem to get sent.  Time to run Tankesh into the boards! -- 
Zlatina

Sheila Greywand is one gnarly chick.  I've seen her before, but I don't have the 
balls to go after her.  She's into S&M too much and I don't have the patience to have 
my masculinity tested by being turned into strange creatures or objects, or having my 
mind totally crushed by her. -- Tankesh

Hallie -- I need to get off my ass. -- Anij

Bob the Russian -- I'll admit, I thought the fight was going to be so easy... I 
didn't expect you'd come and floor me like that!  Well done! -- Segallion

Black Eye -- All that hard exercise on the ice pays off sometimes! -- Zlatina

Kasenko -- I'm getting better at this. -- Dr. Longshore

Evil Elmo -- You did it again!  If you are going to keep challenging me, you had 
better be prepared to teach ME a skill once in a while! -- Buck

     Selfish, aren't you?

Demonichellion -- Now, that's what I call a good fight.  We each learn something and 
I win. -- Crooked Hoof

Ruthless -- You broke my thighbone.  I HATE when that happens. -- Gazelle

Swallowtail -- It seems to me that I learned an important skill at the beginning of 
our fight, but by the end, after those three head hits, I couldn't remember it.  
Dang.  Could you tell me what it was? -- Fealost

Debby Tonte -- Nah, I wasn't majorly upset about losing to Swallowtail.  Just a 
little nauseated, but that was the concussion I think. -- Fealost

     Make sure your drinks have umbrellas in them till you feel better. -- D.T.

Citation -- Oh, thanks so much for taking away my winning record.  I'm turning into a 
regular old Home Guard pud.  Bleh!  Good fight, however.  On your part. -- 
Hummingbird

Quadriceps -- It's not often I meet somebody taller than me.  Heh.  They called me a 
Harkeny, but I'm really 3/4 Shew myself.  And congrats on the rating. -- Broken Toe

Kid Quick -- So let me guess.  You're one of those big-brain tourney special 
warriors? -- Moose

Ski Mask -- I think you need that rating you got.  It was a ducking skill, wasn't it? 
-- Mountain Goat

We should be having the Split any day, but I wish they would TELL us when.  My guess 
is "not today," but we'll see. -- Ho-Chan the out-of-touch

Anijia Alara -- New faces, new students, and aren't you a good one!  Greetings and 
welcome and such. -- Hallie O'Dene

Teddy Ruxpin -- That is what I think of Chaos, kid.  I may have some bad habits, but 
I know better than to encourage Chaos in the world.  After all, if we had Chaos 
loose, there would be no rules.  Fire might burn you one day and freeze you the next 
and the day after that it might be a kind of glass.  And the day after that might 
come before that!  Up and down might both be down.  You couldn't COUNT on anything.
-- Delice the Red, who likes a little order in the way the world works

Batavia -- You short people can't hold your liquor, and the short, buxom ones are the 
worst. -- Carrie Nation

Mountain Goat -- You may climb a mountain to get altitude, but you will NEVER fly as 
I do! -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords
P.S.  And if you DID fly, I would hunt you down and SHOOT you with a crossbow!

Zathrus -- Just LIKE a man and a drunkard, you want everything!  Well, you can't HAVE 
everything. -- Carrie Nation

Kenny -- If that isn't just like a mammal, to boast of WEIGHT.  YOU will never fly, 
you'll drop like a stone. -- Ski Mask, Superiority Through Wings

Mountain Goat -- I can always retire.  I'm looking forward to that. -- Delice the Red

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CADDY JACKKNIFE bested HARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
EVE DREWSHADOW subdued CARRIE NATION in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
AGLIBOL overpowered EVIL ELMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was defeated by LONE WOLF in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
BRIARTHORN was devastated by GAZELLE in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BLACK EYES was overpowered by BLIND ILLUSION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
WRETCHEDMISERY was overpowered by YAKKO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DEMONICHELLION lost to BACKLASH in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
GATEWAY vanquished ARAC IRONFIST in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
CREDIT LINE overpowered STREET RAT in a 1 minute uneven match.
HALLIE O'DENE was savagely defeated by KAIDEN in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
50 SUCKS unbelievably bested MOD COD in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
QUONSET was demolished by TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FIENDISH GLEE savagely defeated SHARON SHEW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
CIARAN was vanquished by AVALYNE WHYTE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
SMELLY TOES overpowered SIR OCCO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATAVIA was viciously subdued by RIFT in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
RUTHLESS savagely defeated ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
SINCLAIR handily defeated BOB THE RUSSIAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DELICE THE RED was overpowered by QUIFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANIJIA ALARA overpowered BUCK in a action packed 2 minute bloody uneven fray.
BATTLESTONE was overpowered by MR. POTATO HEAD in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
FRED was vanquished by SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK EYE overpowered KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KI slimly lost to SWALLOWTAIL in a action packed 5 minute bout.
FEALOST was overcome by TEDDY RUXPIN in a action packed 6 minute brutal bout.
NUTCRACKER handily defeated GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CITATION defeated JOHN LONGSHORE in a action packed 2 minute fight.
MOOSE was handily defeated by NINJA FERD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
BROKEN TOE handily defeated SIR REALISTIC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAT IN THE HAT vanquished PISTON HURRICANE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LIL E. TEE subdued SKI MASK in a 2 minute bloody match.
SPATHA was overpowered by KID QUICK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
HELM HAMMERHAND overcame PROWESS in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
KASENKO was beaten by CROOKED HOOF in a popular 1 minute duel.
QUADRICEPS was handily defeated by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUGARBEET vanquished GLASS JOE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW        62 -  42 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     47 -  32 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  64 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  46 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  37 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  30 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  27 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  55 -  1      32  |

Turn 415 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         6 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288    41  19  1  227 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
AIMED BLOW       CREDIT LINE 82-1366        23  25  0  274 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274)
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           27   5  0  271 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             63  82  1  220 MY PETS (554)
SLASHING ATTACK  SMELLY TOES 82-17409       27  12  0  201 HYBRIDS V (1340)
STRIKING ATTACK  STREET RAT 11-3116         31  21  1  189 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
PARRY-LUNGE      SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600  33  24  1  173 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-STRIKE     BOB THE RUSSIAN 11-2865    30  31  2  167 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     32  31  0  156 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
TOTAL PARRY      FRED 65-5333               37  16  0  142 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FEALOST 1-3916.  The ten other most popular fighters were FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553, 
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025, KAIDEN 35-3108, RIFT 12-3922, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, GAZELLE 
56-3701, GATEWAY 82-15631, CITATION 15-3925, RUTHLESS 15-4591, and ANIJIA ALARA 
11-4675.

The least popular fighter this week was QUADRICEPS 10-5326.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287, SIR REALISTIC 10-5552, GAR & BRILL 
38-4252, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, FRED 65-5333, SIR OCCO 10-5079, CIARAN 1-7176, QUONSET 
10-4990, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, and BLACK EYES 46-2820.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  4 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          6  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SINCLAIR 1-6269             27   5  3  182  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 PROWESS 2-5155              24  32  0   73  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            29  29  1   83  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              63  82  1  220  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUONSET 10-4990             50  32  0  188  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     41  19  1  227  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             27  11  0  164  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            34  19  0  182  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      32  31  0  156  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      23  18  1   97  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      18   5  1   94  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 LONE WOLF 31-162            37  41  1  137  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          62  91  3  123  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             103 100  2  192  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          27  23  1  114  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    22  16  0   73  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       29  18  5  204  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      28  23  0  145  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             71  95  3  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      66  72  3  151  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       63  88  0  181  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            89  49  2  204  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       60  93  0  135  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 FRED 65-5333                37  16  0  142  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         37  35  0  132  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       33  27  0  185  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 KASENKO 73-4445             22  14  2   70  PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
 BATAVIA 78-238              24  12  0  140  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         23  25  0  274  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           28  14  4  138  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE