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Date : 12/14/2005 Duedate: 12/27/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-417
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 322 213 4 60.2 8 POSSE 77/1362 2 2 0 50.0
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 9 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 30 32 0 48.4
2-HYBRIDS V 82/1340 359 269 1 57.2 10 WIND STORM 1/649 69 78 0 46.9
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 417 568 9 42.3
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
3 QUBIT 10/1136 1034 861 10 54.6 12 AVENGERS 31/1321 59 85 0 41.0
TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
SIR AGLIO 10/788 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
4-TWISTED SESA 99/1307 121 105 1 53.5 13 DARKMOON 12/1197 55 82 0 40.1
5-PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 155 139 1 52.7 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121 14 REDHORSE 56/1325 204 306 1 40.0
6 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 65 61 0 51.6 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 15 MY PETS 9/554 517 784 14 39.7
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
7 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 134 127 1 51.3 RHYME TYME 55/449
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231 16 REFORMERS 64/1095 496 819 5 37.7
CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 BAD APPLES 56/1091
PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
SECOND BANANAS 47/1363 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You elder fighters surely remember me. Well, maybe not, depends on how many
times you've been hit on the head, eh? The younger ones may call me Olaf Modeen, if
they're polite about it. I return to HOME GUARD once again!
What's with FEALOST? He actually beat TUFT TUGGERS' SEGALLION SUNDANCER, and
walked away with 35 more points from the fight. Here's the word from the bookies,
not that they have anything of real interest to say. FEALOST (1-3916) (49-70-1,106)
of MOSSRUNNERS fought SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (33-25-1,148) of TUFT TUGGERS.
FEALOST handily defeated SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. Debby
tells me that some men are like Fealost, all hands.
Laughs were big at HOME GUARD while they watched B&G BOUNCER clobber PINE LEAF.
She lost 35 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Room keys
for the local inns, bouquets of flowers which, by rights, should've been taken out of
the vases before being thrown, but fans get excited. You know how it is. Here's the
details: PINE LEAF (24-4580) (22-23-0,89) of KRILL CAVALRY fought B&G BOUNCER (101-
3) (0-0-0,30) of the Local Louts. PINE LEAF was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in
a popular 1 minute gory duel. This is a harsh introduction for a newcomer to the
Isle, but it gives a true picture of the life.
I'm sure HOME GUARD is excited about FIENDISH GLEE, the new Captain of the Guard
from CLEVER LINGO. Yeah, sure, I sure. Home Guard excited? Not much chance of
that. TICKLES (9-3486) (64-82-1,228) of MY PETS fought FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (30-
18-5,211) of CLEVER LINGO. TICKLES was devastated by FIENDISH GLEE in a 1 minute
one-sided Title competition. And WITH Fiendish Glee, as well. Good work.
I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow
fighters? Tough! I'm saving it for my old age, when I may need to supplement my
pension with a little blackmail.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! (I was a host in myself
in my younger days.) Don't fall out of practive, SIR AGLIO! In my day, no team with
a 104-86-2 would scare me off! What's the problem, TUFT TUGGERS?
What do people see in BUCK? His 45-104-0? MOSSRUNNERS ain't talkin', but he's
got 116 points, and was probably most challenged. A mouse ate that part of the
notes. BRANFORD HAWKE (11-5077) (27-24-0,105) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged BUCK (1-
2291) (44-104-0,106) of MOSSRUNNERS. Up 1. BRANFORD HAWKE was savagely defeated by
BUCK in a 7 minute Challenge competition. I think this might've been our longest
fight, too, but I'm not sure. I slept through most of the day.
Let's see, anything else to say? Hmm, the other challenges: Up 14. Up 2. Up
3. And down 7.
No deaths.
An ordinary sort of day. Everybody's preoccupied, I guess. Well, so'm I.
Things to go, places to do. Hasta la pasta, Sports Fans!
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 31 18 5 222 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 73 95 3 225 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
50 SUCKS 60-4129 91 49 2 218 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
QUONSET 10-4990 52 32 0 216 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 64 89 0 200 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 33 29 0 199 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 30 11 0 196 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
TICKLES 9-3486 64 83 1 193 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
SINCLAIR 1-6269 28 6 3 193 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-STREET RAT 11-3116 31 21 1 189 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
KAIDEN 35-3108 103 102 2 188 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 33 31 1 177 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SIR OCCO 10-5079 41 27 0 168 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-BOB THE RUSSIAN 11-2865 30 31 2 167 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 27 13 0 165 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 33 21 1 158 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 30 39 0 149 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 62 93 0 148 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
-EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 28 23 0 145 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 29 23 1 142 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
FEALOST 1-3916 50 70 1 141 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
LONE WOLF 31-162 38 42 1 135 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
GAZELLE 56-3701 28 24 0 135 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 39 51 1 134 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 29 16 2 134 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
DESPERADO 77-2459 25 13 2 131 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 25 18 1 130 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
KI 31-165 35 43 1 122 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 33 26 1 117 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 32 33 0 117 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BUCK 1-2291 45 104 0 116 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
BATAVIA 78-238 24 14 0 116 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 23 25 1 113 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 93 3 112 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 27 13 0 110 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 32 48 1 105 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 27 25 0 103 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 36 24 0 101 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 33 43 3 96 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KID QUICK 56-3846 19 6 2 96 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOOSE 56-3459 22 31 0 88 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-FLAIR 1-6169 22 21 0 87 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
SPATHA 31-4996 26 16 2 84 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
LIL E. TEE 15-4608 20 12 1 83 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
SUGARBEET 7-5219 30 30 1 80 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 19 6 1 80 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441 17 4 0 80 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 34 61 0 74 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 17 11 2 74 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
SIR REALISTIC 10-5552 16 10 1 72 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-KASENKO 73-4445 22 14 2 70 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 23 17 0 66 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
YAKKO 7-3266 19 23 0 66 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
GLASS JOE 56-3847 17 8 0 64 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
-BLACK EYES 46-2820 18 14 0 62 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
-SAIONJI 73-4447 18 6 1 61 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
PROWESS 2-5155 24 34 0 56 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
SKI MASK 58-5869 48 86 0 54 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
PINE LEAF 24-4580 22 24 0 54 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
QUADRICEPS 10-5326 27 25 1 53 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
BACKLASH 65-6518 20 8 1 52 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG
-KRAMER 47-5191 15 6 0 51 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 16 10 0 41 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
50 Sucks -- Oh, it does not! What nonsense. -- Hallie O'Dene
Kookaburra -- Ha! I know what to do with cookies! Eat them all! -- Carrie Nation
Lil E. Tee -- Damned horse! You're not supposed to wear those caulked shoes in the
arena, you know--it's an unfair weapon! -- Ski Mask, mind on other things or you'd
get a real rant instead of this whiffling note
Mountain Goat -- Ha! You missed me anyway. -- Delice the Red
And this completes our underwhelming social hour.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AGLIBOL was devastated by SINCLAIR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
QUEEN AMAZONIA vanquished KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BRIARTHORN was vanquished by GAZELLE in a popular 4 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BRANFORD HAWKE was savagely defeated by BUCK in a 7 minute Challenge competition.
DESPERADO was defeated by JOHN LONGSHORE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TICKLES was devastated by FIENDISH GLEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
50 SUCKS won victory over ARAC IRONFIST in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
MOD COD overpowered ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HALLIE O'DENE overpowered TEDDY RUXPIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUONSET overpowered KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS devastated SIR OCCO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUMMINGBIRD was subdued by SWALLOWTAIL in a popular 1 minute brawl.
FEALOST handily defeated SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CARRIE NATION viciously subdued LONE WOLF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
NUTCRACKER handily defeated KI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATAVIA was viciously subdued by BLIND ILLUSION in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
HELM HAMMERHAND overpowered LIL E. TEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GAR & BRILL was defeated by KALIDOR THE BOLD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
MOOSE slimly lost to KID QUICK in a 2 minute gory bout.
MOUNTAIN GOAT vanquished WRETCHEDMISERY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BROKEN TOE handily defeated SIR REALISTIC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CROOKED HOOF devastated SUGARBEET in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPATHA luckily beat YAKKO in a exciting 1 minute duel.
PINE LEAF was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished BACKLASH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DEMONICHELLION vanquished QUADRICEPS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PROWESS was overcome by PISTON HURRICANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SKI MASK was viciously subdued by GLASS JOE in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 26 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 AIMED BLOW 54 - 41 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 74 - 59 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 20 - 0 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 44 - 48 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 30 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 41 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 53 - 1 33 |
Turn 417 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 31 18 5 222 CLEVER LINGO (1212)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 91 49 2 218 JOKA MASHER! (833)
AIMED BLOW QUONSET 10-4990 52 32 0 216 QUBIT (1136)
SLASHING ATTACK ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 33 29 0 199 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
TOTAL PARRY MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 30 11 0 196 POSSE (1362)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 64 83 1 193 MY PETS (554)
STRIKING ATTACK SINCLAIR 1-6269 28 6 3 193 WIND STORM (649)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 33 21 1 158 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 30 39 0 149 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE KI 31-165 35 43 1 122 AVENGERS (1321)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was BUCK 1-2291. The ten other most popular fighters were BATAVIA 78-238, BRANFORD
HAWKE 11-5077, BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379, GAZELLE 56-3701, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, QUEEN
AMAZONIA 12-4796, ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, LONE WOLF 31-162, and
MOOSE 56-3459.
The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869. The other ten least
popular fighters were QUADRICEPS 10-5326, BACKLASH 65-6518, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255,
LIL E. TEE 15-4608, SEGALLION SUNDANCER 11-4600, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, ZLATINA
ANGUELOVA 11-4856, PROWESS 2-5155, PINE LEAF 24-4580, and SUGARBEET 7-5219.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 6 2 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 4 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SINCLAIR 1-6269 28 6 3 193 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
PROWESS 2-5155 24 34 0 56 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 30 30 1 80 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 64 83 1 193 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUONSET 10-4990 52 32 0 216 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 33 31 1 177 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 27 13 0 165 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
LIL E. TEE 15-4608 20 12 1 83 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 25 18 1 130 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 19 6 1 80 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
LONE WOLF 31-162 38 42 1 135 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 93 3 112 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 103 102 2 188 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 29 23 1 142 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 23 17 0 66 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 31 18 5 222 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
MOD COD 55-2638 73 95 3 225 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GAZELLE 56-3701 28 24 0 135 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 64 89 0 200 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 91 49 2 218 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 62 93 0 148 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
BACKLASH 65-6518 20 8 1 52 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 33 29 0 199 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 30 11 0 196 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
BATAVIA 78-238 24 14 0 116 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN