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Date : 12/28/2005 Duedate: 01/10/2006
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-418
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 322 218 4 59.6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
2 QUBIT 10/1136 1039 864 10 54.6 9 DARKMOON 12/1197 59 84 0 41.3
TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 10-AVENGERS 31/1321 59 85 0 41.0
SIR AGLIO 10/788 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
3 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 66 61 0 52.0 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
4 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 137 128 1 51.7 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231 11 REDHORSE 56/1325 207 311 1 40.0
CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
SECOND BANANAS 47/1363 12 MY PETS 9/554 518 787 14 39.7
5 POSSE 77/1362 3 3 0 50.0 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
6 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 30 33 0 47.6 RHYME TYME 55/449
7 WIND STORM 1/649 69 81 0 46.0 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750 13 REFORMERS 64/1095 498 820 5 37.8
WIND STORM 42/1365 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
8 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 419 568 9 42.5 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
"It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair!" And I did look, and I did despair. You call this stuff NOTES?
Piffle. Twaddle. Trash.
Tuft Tuggers were avoided by Darkmoon, said Darkmoon being the only group to do
any avoiding. What's with the rest of you, too lazy? Too sluggish from pigging out
on the holiday? Bah. Moose is going to open a fast-food joint featuring horses in
some undisclosed fashion.
Twenty-five fights total, five challenges, no deaths.
I resolve to do better in these spy reports next year, but it isn't next year
yet.
SUGARBEET (7-5219) (30-30-1,80) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged SPATHA (31-4996)
(26-16-2,84) of SOL INVICTUS. Up 8. SUGARBEET was devastated by SPATHA in a popular
1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Sliced beets.
SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (29-16-2,134) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged JOHN LONGSHORE
(11-4197) (30-39-0,149) of TUFT TUGGERS. Up 15. SWALLOWTAIL defeated JOHN LONGSHORE
in a 2 minute Challenge match. And this is the Brick Wall's "gentle friend"?
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (29-23-1,142) of ALL FINESSE challenged ZLATINA ANGUELOVA
(11-4856) (33-31-1,177) of TUFT TUGGERS. Up 35. NUTCRACKER vanquished ZLATINA
ANGUELOVA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Ooooh, you got problems, Zlaty!
AGLIBOL (12-5848) (27-13-0,165) of DARKMOON challenged SIR OCCO (10-5079) (41-
27-0,168) of SIR AGLIO. Up 3. AGLIBOL demolished SIR OCCO in a popular 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee. Aglibol is like a drink of cool water, hmm? Not bad.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS (77-2432) (30-11-0,196) of POSSE challenged ARAC IRONFIST (67-
1944) (33-29-0,199) of RAZOR GRACE. Up 3. MAD DOC WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by
ARAC IRONFIST in a 4 minute Challenge fight. Four minutes with the iron fist?
Yes... vicious IS the word.
And for the title, which nobody seems to value enough to seek out:
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (31-18-5,222) of CLEVER LINGO fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(73-95-3,225) of RHYME TYME. FIENDISH GLEE overpowered MOD COD in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Title brawl. Our relieved congratulations, Fiendish. The thought of
having that over-ripe fish on top was not a pleasing one.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 32 18 5 233 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 92 49 2 226 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
QUONSET 10-4990 53 32 0 222 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 34 29 0 216 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
KAIDEN 35-3108 104 102 2 212 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 64 90 0 207 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
TICKLES 9-3486 64 84 1 196 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
MOD COD 55-2638 73 96 3 194 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 30 12 0 194 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
AGLIBOL 12-5848 28 13 0 185 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
SINCLAIR 1-6269 28 7 3 181 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 30 23 1 172 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
SIR OCCO 10-5079 41 28 0 160 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 33 21 1 158 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 63 93 0 156 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
FEALOST 1-3916 51 70 1 151 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 33 32 1 151 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 30 16 2 148 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
GAZELLE 56-3701 29 24 0 142 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 30 40 0 140 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-LONE WOLF 31-162 38 42 1 135 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 39 51 1 134 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
DESPERADO 77-2459 26 13 2 134 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
-BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 25 18 1 130 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
BUCK 1-2291 46 104 0 126 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
-KI 31-165 35 43 1 122 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 33 27 1 121 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 24 25 1 121 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 32 34 0 120 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BATAVIA 78-238 24 15 0 114 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 27 14 0 108 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 32 49 1 105 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 94 3 104 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 36 25 0 104 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 27 26 0 96 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-KID QUICK 56-3846 19 6 2 96 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
SPATHA 31-4996 27 16 2 94 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 20 6 1 91 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 35 61 0 87 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
LIL E. TEE 15-4608 21 12 1 85 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
PROWESS 2-5155 25 34 0 82 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 17 10 0 79 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOOSE 56-3459 22 32 0 76 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 33 44 3 74 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SUGARBEET 7-5219 30 31 1 74 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
BACKLASH 65-6518 21 8 1 73 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG
SIR REALISTIC 10-5552 16 11 1 68 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 23 17 0 66 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
-YAKKO 7-3266 19 23 0 66 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
-GLASS JOE 56-3847 17 8 0 64 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
SKI MASK 58-5869 49 86 0 63 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
RAUNI 31-5035 19 15 0 60 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
-PINE LEAF 24-4580 22 24 0 54 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 13 9 1 54 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 17 12 2 52 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441 17 5 0 52 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-KRAMER 47-5191 15 6 0 51 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
QUADRICEPS 10-5326 27 26 1 48 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Briarthorn -- How was that? Did you feel any fatigue as I was kicking your butt
around the arena? I'm working on being less scummy. -- Gazelle
Branford Hawke -- Aha! I am not the one anyone thought would beat a winning warrior
of your style! Not Buck, no, never Buck. Aha! -- Buck, victorious and fully
covered.
Swallowtail -- Your desperation strategy is better than mine. Care to share any
tips? -- Hummingbird
Segallion Sundancer -- You have a pretty name. Is it just an arena name or were you
born with it? -- Fealost
Kid Quick -- Wow, I didn't think I knew that many things to teach you. -- Moose
(obviously pleased with himself)
Wretchedmisery -- I think you'd feel better if you put up more of a defense. --
Mountain Goat
Sir Realistic -- SIX SKILLS! Can you say "Hello Primus Hell"? Seriously, you'd
better ease up on that stuff. Train constitution for fifty turns or so. -- Broken
Toe
Sugarbeet -- I think you should be female, don't you? You'd be a pretty girl.
Better get yourself a gender installation. -- Crooked Hoof
Olaf -- Will this help make a better social hour for Home Guard? -- Phetmolge, new
manager of Redhorse/Mossrunners
Couldn't make it worse.
Buck -- I'm much better when I surprise somebody on a dark street... -- Branford
So are we all.
Desperado -- Is that somebody who is always desperate? -- Dr. Longshore
Mod Cod -- It seems somebody has mistakenly swapped my hockey gear and stick for a
toothpick and some rags! Narg!! -- Zlatina
At least it'll keep your teeth clean.
Fealost -- Well that was certainly one sided, and it certainly has not happened to me
in a long time. Unexpected, and well done. -- Segallion
Gar & Brill -- Typical. -- Kalidor
Underwhelming social hour? What do you expect from a lot of backwards digbats who
fight better with mugs on their merry-go-round than with a sword!? This is Home
Guard. As much as I love dominating this arena, it's not exactly prestigious... --
Tankesh
I didn't say it had to be top-of-the-line conversation, did I? Besides, the top
grade fighters are no good at conversation. That kind of art takes time to
develop (you aren't BORN with it, you know), and the Primus guys are too busy
learning to chop up chaos monsters and each other.
Teddy Ruxpin -- True chaos is a handicap in the structured environment of the arena.
-- Hallie O'Dene
P.S. And what it does to the musical accompaniment is a true horror.
Lone Wolf -- Stopping in the middle of the fight to howl at the moon, which is, in
any case, below the horizon at this time and thus necessitates bending down, does not
improve the tout ensemble. -- Carrie Nation
P.S. I presume you were drunk.
I don't understand this business with the B&G Bouncer. I was nowhere near the B&G. -
- Pine Leaf
P.S. And I wish the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" thing wasn't being handled
proactively. Okay, so I wasn't wearing shoes, if I didn't come IN, he had no reason
to hit me!
Glass Joe -- A golem! I might have known. -- Ski Mask, brooding darkly and muttering
in Duckish, which this typist can't translate
Olaf -- You want underwhelming? We could do no personals at all! -- Hallie O'Dene
and companions
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAD DOC WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by ARAC IRONFIST in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
AGLIBOL demolished SIR OCCO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NUTCRACKER vanquished ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SWALLOWTAIL defeated JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SUGARBEET was devastated by SPATHA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
FIENDISH GLEE overpowered MOD COD in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
QUONSET overcame TICKLES in a action packed 2 minute melee.
50 SUCKS slimly won victory over HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 3 minute duel.
KAIDEN vanquished SINCLAIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KOOKABURRA was overpowered by BUCK in a 2 minute uneven match.
GAZELLE outlasted SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a exciting 7 minute fight.
BROKEN TOE was demolished by DESPERADO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CARRIE NATION devastated BATAVIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
CROOKED HOOF was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a 2 minute conflict.
HUMMINGBIRD was handily defeated by KATRINA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
FEALOST devastated HELM HAMMERHAND in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BRANFORD HAWKE was devastated by BRIARTHORN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was defeated by PROWESS in a exciting 3 minute bout.
WRETCHEDMISERY overpowered KALIDOR THE BOLD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEMONICHELLION was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GAR & BRILL defeated MOOSE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
RAUNI was beaten by BACKLASH in a action packed 3 minute fray.
KELDON WARLORD was overcome by LIL E. TEE in a 1 minute contest.
CAT IN THE HAT overpowered SIR REALISTIC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUADRICEPS was defeated by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 24 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 71 - 58 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 52 - 43 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 19 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 46 - 46 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 29 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 41 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 53 - 1 31 |
Turn 418 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 32 18 5 233 CLEVER LINGO (1212)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 92 49 2 226 JOKA MASHER! (833)
AIMED BLOW QUONSET 10-4990 53 32 0 222 QUBIT (1136)
SLASHING ATTACK ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 34 29 0 216 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 64 84 1 196 MY PETS (554)
TOTAL PARRY MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 30 12 0 194 POSSE (1362)
STRIKING ATTACK SINCLAIR 1-6269 28 7 3 181 WIND STORM (649)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 30 16 2 148 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 33 27 1 121 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944. The ten other most popular fighters were MOUNTAIN GOAT
56-3700, SEGALLION SUNDANCER 11-4600, GAZELLE 56-3701, 50 SUCKS 60-4129, BACKLASH
65-6518, SKI MASK 58-5869, QUONSET 10-4990, MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432, TICKLES 9-3486,
and HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR REALISTIC 10-5552. The other ten least
popular fighters were KELDON WARLORD 42-2501, KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441, BRANFORD
HAWKE 11-5077, MOD COD 55-2638, DEMONICHELLION 33-7038, HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025,
BATAVIA 78-238, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, SINCLAIR 1-6269, and JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 5 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 5 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SINCLAIR 1-6269 28 7 3 181 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
PROWESS 2-5155 25 34 0 82 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 30 31 1 74 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 64 84 1 196 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUONSET 10-4990 53 32 0 222 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 33 32 1 151 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 28 13 0 185 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
LIL E. TEE 15-4608 21 12 1 85 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 20 6 1 91 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 27 14 0 108 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 62 94 3 104 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 104 102 2 212 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 30 23 1 172 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 13 9 1 54 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 32 18 5 233 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
MOD COD 55-2638 73 96 3 194 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GAZELLE 56-3701 29 24 0 142 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 64 90 0 207 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 92 49 2 226 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 63 93 0 156 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
BACKLASH 65-6518 21 8 1 73 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 34 29 0 216 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 30 12 0 194 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
BATAVIA 78-238 24 15 0 114 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN