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Date   : 03/08/2006    Duedate: 03/21/2006

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-423

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   339  226  4 60.0    7 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327    68   64  0 51.5
  2 KILLING ME S 96/1367  362  278  1 56.6    8 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   33   35  0 48.5
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306                9 VORTEX 25/478          84   99  0 45.9
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   WIND STORM 1/649                      
  3 POSSE 77/1362           9    7  0 56.3      WIND STORM 42/1365                    
  4-BLADES OF ICE 7/162   374  306  7 55.0      LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550                
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838                
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                        LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750                
  5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   153  140  1 52.2   10 DARKMOON 12/1197       77  101  0 43.3
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1363                      SOL INVICTUS 31/1355                  
    SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366                      CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                   11-AVENGERS 31/1321       72   96  0 42.9
    CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                        MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                     PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359                    
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303                 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369                    UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351              
  6 SPARF! 20/1069        767  723 11 51.5   12 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   423  574  9 42.4
    THE BULLS 73/1144                           JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                        13 MY PETS 9/554         528  797 15 39.8
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073                    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                           GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                       14 REDHORSE 56/1325      220  338  1 39.4
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    SKI TAOS 23/1070                         15 REFORMERS 64/1095     508  831  6 37.9
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364                 
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    BLOWN AWAY 44/820                           CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     This is MY position, Hallie, and don't you forget it!  I've held it before, and
I've KILLED for it before, so be careful what you say to me!

                                       Kaiden

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well, 
fergit it, 'cause this is the spy report for HOME GUARD.  MVP (man voted pointiest) 
award for CARLY?  LETHAL HERITAGE's proud of her after beating HELM HAMMERHAND and 
getting 38 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  HELM HAMMERHAND's match with CARLY 
cost him a loss of 28 points!  The rest were thrown from the stands, along with the 
flowers.  Sometimes fans think of good stuff, you know?
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  And besides, I never meant to do THIS spy report.  But somehow, 
here I am.  Weird.
     ROYAL FLUSH was the most avoided team, and there was lots of avoding going on.  
Is this, like, a new sport here?  Most of the avoiding of Royal Flush was done by the 
Tuft Tuggers.
     Kookaburra got the most challenges.  Is it Girl Scout Cookie time again?  Guess 
so.
     Forty-three fights, with twenty challenges (one tv and the rest radio).  Gazebo!  
This is like an old day or something!  I like it.  But I can't talk about forty-three 
fights, even for Olaf who is an old softie really, and especially when I don't know 
these people, you know?  So just the challenges, and other points of, like, interest.

     But, anyway, here is stuff about the "high points" of the fights.  Not the 
tallest warriors, I bet you're surprised to hear that!  I was.
     JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (32-42-0,138) of TUFT TUGGERS fought LORETTA (101-8) 
(0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes.  JOHN LONGSHORE was killed by LORETTA in a 3 
minute brutal fray.  People dying always get mentioned.  It's a convection.  Not that 
they can hear because, you know, they're dead.  Maybe the manager saves the "get 
alive soon" cards for them.

     WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (19-12-0,51) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged PORK ROLL 
(97-1634) (7-5-5,52) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  Up 1.  WRETCHEDMISERY savagely defeated 
PORK ROLL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.  I had a pork roll once, and it was, 
well, it made me sick, you know?  So I'm glad this one got defeated.  Savagely, too.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (27-18-1,88) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged SKI MASK (58-
5869) (51-88-1,86) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Down 2.  HOCKEY DUCK overcame SKI MASK in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.  Gosh!  A Duck fight.  I'm glad I got 
to see this.  I didn't know Ducks hissed, I thought that was only geese.  But they 
hissed and snapped their beaks and said some really nasty things to each other.  We 
had to censor that.  And the loser got sent to the quacks.
     CEER (96-1537) (9-3-4,28) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged TORYN (78-71) (15-24-
2,46) of LETHAL HERITAGE.  Up 18.  CEER was beaten by TORYN in a 1 minute Challenge 
fight.  Well, of course.  I mean, sure, these bloodgamers learn how to kill or be 
killed, but there's more to it than that when you get to a real arena.  Well, 
usually.  Um, sometimes.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (17-7-0,50) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-
3700) (34-47-3,54) of REDHORSE.  Up 4.  BULL DURHAM was subdued by MOUNTAIN GOAT in 
an exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.  I don't know what was so exciting about it.  I 
mean, it was short.  You just get settled down to watch, and find your opera glasses, 
and all that, and then it's over.  Or even sooner.
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (21-16-1,93) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BROKEN TOE 
(56-3683) (32-53-1,106) of REDHORSE.  Up 13.  BLACK JACK SHELACK was bested by BROKEN 
TOE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.  I couldn't tell about toes, but there was 
kicking.

     KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (20-6-0,100) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged HUNZICKER 
BOWL (23-4182) (25-13-1,100) of SKI TAOS.  Straight across.  KALIDOR THE BOLD beat 
HUNZICKER BOWL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.  I don't know what a 
Hunzicker Bowl is, some kind of potato salad, I think.
     APPLE JACK (47-4011) (33-27-4,137) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-
3475) (33-37-0,118) of REDHORSE.  Down, umm... 19.  I think 19.  Around there.  APPLE 
JACK devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Well, you know, I 
thought Apple Jack was devastating, too, that red shirt and those blue eyes, and 
just, like, totally cool.
     ROT TEN EGGS (47-3099) (39-37-0,147) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged CARRIE NATION 
(64-4054) (65-95-0,151) of REFORMERS.  Up 4.  ROT TEN EGGS handily defeated CARRIE 
NATION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.  And why not?  I mean, who'd want to get 
"up close and personal" with some rotten eggs?  I've smelled them before, you know, 
and they aren't roses.
     SEX CAMEL (82-25548) (17-21-4,114) of SWEET NOTHINGS challenged BUCK (1-2291) 
(47-107-0,117) of MOSSRUNNERS.  Up 3.  SEX CAMEL demolished BUCK in a popular 2 
minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.  I can't say this!  What this note says 
here on the scribe's report.  Really.  It's too gazebo.  But it was, umm, it was a 
good fight.
     OSCAR (50-3153) (32-9-0,120) of OPEN SESAME challenged KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (64-
96-4,158) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  Up 38.  OSCAR was demolished by KOOKABURRA in a 2 
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  Some people just can't WAIT to get their 
cookies.  I know how it is.  I mean, if you wait, somebody else comes along and eats 
them.  It's always happening.

     POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (23-16-0,170) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged TICKLES (9-3486) 
(64-88-1,179) of MY PETS.  Up 9.  POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by TICKLES in a 
popular 2 minute Challenge bout.  Gazebo!  I would never have thought of tickling the 
pope.  I mean, it just doesn't seem like a thing to do.  And I guess he didn't expect 
it, either.
     JOE KING (47-2223) (32-55-1,153) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-
3493) (37-28-0,141) of REDHORSE.  Down 12.  JOE KING was vanquished by CROOKED HOOF 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  But if anybody tells me he went a crooked 
mile and opened a crooked gate to get to a crooked house where a crooked man lives, I 
will just not listen.
     SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (37-27-1,166) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged BATAVIA 
(78-238) (27-16-0,176) of LETHAL HERITAGE.  Up 10.  SEGALLION SUNDANCER viciously 
subdued BATAVIA in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.  I've heard stories about these 
two, and it's just no WONDER they fought and he was vicious to her and everything.
     FANNY BELT (28-1804) (41-24-1,206) of OTTO'S MECHANICS challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (76-97-3,223) of RHYME TYME.  Up 17.  FANNY BELT overcame MOD COD in an action 
packed 2 minute Challenge melee.  I didn't know a cod could blush.  Gazebo!  It was 
like a sunrise or something!  Especially when Fanny, you know, wiggled her belt.
     ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (36-33-1,186) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged FIENDISH 
GLEE (46-1553) (32-20-5,190) of CLEVER LINGO.  Up 4.  ZLATINA ANGUELOVA luckily beat 
FIENDISH GLEE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  So I guess this means Z'tina (I can't 
pronounce that other name) gets to have fiendish glee now?  She looks like she knows 
what to do with it.  Some people don't.

     SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (32-16-2,185) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged SINCLAIR (1-
6269) (31-8-3,212) of WIND STORM.  Up 27.  SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by SINCLAIR in 
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Why do I have pictures in my head about this 
fight?  I don't like it.  Something about a wall sheltering a butterfly from a wind.  
I mean, fine, do it.  But don't make me think about it!
     NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (31-24-1,191) of ALL FINESSE challenged GAZELLE (56-3701) 
(32-25-0,189) of REDHORSE.  Down 2.  NUTCRACKER overpowered GAZELLE in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge match.  Was there finesse?  I couldn't tell, because it was all 
so fast.  Maybe the team should be called All Fast.
     KERMORVAN (1-3116) (27-15-0,185) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged ARAC IRONFIST 
(67-1944) (35-32-0,191) of RAZOR GRACE.  Up 6.  KERMORVAN was viciously subdued by 
ARAC IRONFIST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  You know, there are too many vicious 
people around here on the Isle.  I've noticed that.  Or maybe they're not really 
vicious, but the weather makes them cranky.  They need umbrellas in their drinks.  
And, sure, extra fruit, too, if you want.  That can be good, too.

     This is the TV challenge (I couldn't tell what channel):  SAIONJI (73-4447) (20-
6-1,100) of PERFECTION QUEST II TV challenged BRANFORD HAWKE (11-5077) (29-28-0,113) 
of TUFT TUGGERS.  UP 13.  SAIONJI viciously subdued BRANFORD HAWKE in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  Does this mean Branford isn't perfect?

     And for, umm, not Lord Marshall, what is...?  Oh, right, Captain of the Guard.  
Okay.  MAD DOC WILLIAMS (77-2432) (33-13-0,226) of POSSE challenged KAIDEN (35-3108) 
(106-104-2,205) of VIOLENT FEMS.  Down 21.  MAD DOC WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by 
KAIDEN in a 3 minute Challenge Title melee.  Well, what I heard, Mad, is that you're 
lucky to be alive because this Kaiden is MEAN.  But it was a good try.

                                       Debby T.
                                       for Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KAIDEN 35-3108             107 104  2  223  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       43  40  1  232  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SINCLAIR 1-6269             32   8  3  226  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 KHEMI 25-2281               41  36  2  214  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          42  24  1  212  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       67  92  0  206  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          32  24  1  205  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 MOD COD 55-2638             76  98  3  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       36  32  0  203  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
-REDEMPTION 4-4868           34  27  1  203  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   37  33  1  200  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  24  15  4  197  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
 MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432    33  14  0  196  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 TICKLES 9-3486              65  88  1  189  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       32  21  5  187  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             29  17  0  186  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  38  27  1  185  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          32  17  2  185  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            27  16  0  183  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 GAZELLE 56-3701             32  26  0  182  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-UZI 44-1701                 30  30  1  182  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BONGO 25-2600               26  20  0  179  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
-EXILE 7-4618                33  31  1  177  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          65  96  4  171  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        36  21  1  169  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 BATAVIA 78-238              27  17  0  169  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 PERFECT TEN 47-4218         32  25  1  167  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        23  17  0  167  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        40  37  0  160  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      41  54  1  159  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        38  28  0  158  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-BECKY 17-5782               24  12  3  153  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       23   6  4  151  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARLY 65-2000               33  37  0  150  LETHAL HERITAGE (550)      DAL SHANG
-BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      27  19  1  145  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
-KI 31-165                   36  45  1  144  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 APPLE JACK 47-4011          34  27  4  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          28  26  1  142  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       65  96  0  141  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 JOE KING 47-2223            32  56  1  140  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SHERIDAN 1-6055             28  24  2  140  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 DESPERADO 77-2459           29  15  2  137  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            36  16  1  135  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
-AEDON 7-4295                43  34  1  131  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 ZATHRUS 1-5858              31  35  1  131  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     30  16  0  131  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     21   4  1  130  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          18  21  4  129  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         24  26  1  125  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 FEALOST 1-3916              51  75  1  124  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
-KONGOL 7-4524               38  35  2  122  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           32  20  0  121  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 OSCAR 50-3153               32  10  0  120  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      32  43  0  120  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LONE WOLF 31-162            38  45  1  117  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SAIONJI 73-4447             21   6  1  116  PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         33  38  0  115  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          33  53  1  112  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441    21   6  0  112  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 KHEMRA 78-72                22  14  0  109  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       16  16  1  107  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 RAUNI 31-5035               24  15  0  106  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BUCK 1-2291                 47 108  0  105  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077      29  29  0  105  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      25  14  1  100  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
-KID QUICK 56-3846           21   7  2  100  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 BARAK 25-2858               25  24  3   99  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          28  18  1   93  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     21   6  1   93  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    26  17  0   92  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  21  17  1   91  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKI MASK 58-5869            51  89  1   88  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 MOOSE 56-3459               25  34  0   88  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           25  26  0   88  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      23   8  1   86  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 FLAIR 1-6169                22  22  0   82  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 WALKER 1-6127               28  18  1   77  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 SPATHA 31-4996              29  19  2   75  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 KELDON WARLORD 42-2501      17  10  1   74  WIND STORM (1365)          RODEKI
-GLASS JOE 56-3847           18  10  0   72  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 KRAMER 47-5191              17   7  0   71  SECOND BANANAS (1363)      NORTH FORK
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   22   7  1   70  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 HEBEE 38-4359               15  10  0   70  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 FARIN 78-503                21  33  2   67  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 KROETLAN 78-640             23  20  0   66  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
-YAKKO 7-3266                20  25  0   66  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       35  47  3   64  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 SHADOW 67-725               17  10  0   64  ROGUES' GALLERY (838)      BARIKALA
 ACE BAILEY 47-4948          16  23  0   64  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 NATASHA 78-1937             22  12  2   62  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      20  12  0   59  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         36  65  0   56  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 TORYN 78-71                 16  24  2   49  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      18  16  2   48  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 PORK ROLL 97-1634            7   6  5   48  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          17   8  0   46  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636           8   5  6   45  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 FAT BACK 96-1610             8   5  4   37  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 KENNY 78-1940               14  12  0   32  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 CEER 96-1537                 9   4  4   28  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197     32  43  0 TUFT TUGGERS 557       LORETTA 101-8          423

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pope Paul II -- I was happy to teach you so many skills.  Congratulations on your new 
ratings! -- Gazelle

Apple Jack -- I don't mind being challenged, but I don't think it was very nice of 
you to keep hitting me in the groin. -- Buck

Ceer -- Four skills, nice going.  You need to work on getting the jump, though. -- 
Mountain Goat

Segallion Sundancer -- The Adantri's blade was, in fact, pretty good. -- Crooked Hoof

Base on Bulls -- With a masculine name like that, why weren't you given a gender?  I 
think you should go knock on your manager's office door and demand one. -- Broken Toe
P.S.  You killed me, you son of a--

London Quireboy -- That was amazing.  Your second minute strategy is wonderful. -- 
Fealost

John Longshore -- You're a tough fighter and you're obviously human... was there an 
accident of some kind?  Can't the healers fix it? -- Hummingbird

Toryn -- That riposte skill should help.  Riposte is exactly what you need. -- Moose
P.S.  Don't lose heart.  You'll start winning.  That's what Home Guard is for.

Tankesh -- Merry-go-round fights in a beer mug brawl it is!  Glad to have you! -- 
Phetmolge

Ho-Chan -- Are you managing the Sand Dancers here?  Hi! -- Phetmolge

Home Guard -- Apologies for the downchallenges from my squad, but playing in the fast 
arenas means having to send in challenges a turn in advance.  Nothing personal 
against anyone.  -- Crip, mgr of Royal Flush et al.

The Seuss Heuss & Girl Scout Cookies -- Does you manager even realize your guys are 
maxxed out on skills?  Trying to train more will not help you move up. -- Royal Flush 
et al.

     No.

Sex Camel -- I've been humped! -- Hockey Duck

Yakko -- Are you a sluggo?  There's no way the fight should have gone that way. -- 
Slippery Nipple

Kalidor The Bold -- Thanks.  You may have dominated the fight, but I'll take all 
those skills. -- Black Jack Shellack

Nutcracker -- Rarely can I overcome one of our style.  Are you feeling a little 
depressed after the busy Xmas season? -- Steve McQueen

Pine Leaf -- You seem to have a liking for 6 minute fights? -- Immoveable Object

Saionji -- You insufferable mammal!  Just what I'd expect from a hairy creep. -- Ski 
Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords, and Certified Paranoid Duck

Kongol -- You Shews are too brazen.  Do you seriously believe that your mere SIZE 
gives you the ability to drink more without harm?  You are FOOLS. -- Carrie Nation
P.S.  And doubly a fool to drink that growth potion in the hopes of increasing your 
liquor capacity.  Eight feet tall?  Bah.  Showing off.

Immoveable Object -- (panting)  I tried and tried--  Wait a minute, what's that 
concrete you're standing on?  A FOUNDATION?  Lag bolts--you're BOLTED to a cement 
foundation?  Now, THAT is immoveable! -- Pine Leaf

Keldon Warlord -- No, I think dwarves are happy-go-lucky hug-the-ROCKS kind of
people. -- Pine Leaf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAIONJI viciously subdued BRANFORD HAWKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by KAIDEN in a 3 minute Challenge Title melee.
KERMORVAN was viciously subdued by ARAC IRONFIST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NUTCRACKER overpowered GAZELLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by SINCLAIR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA luckily beat FIENDISH GLEE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FANNY BELT overcame MOD COD in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER viciously subdued BATAVIA in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
JOE KING was vanquished by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by TICKLES in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
OSCAR was demolished by KOOKABURRA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SEX CAMEL demolished BUCK in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
ROT TEN EGGS handily defeated CARRIE NATION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
APPLE JACK devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KALIDOR THE BOLD beat HUNZICKER BOWL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was bested by BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM was subdued by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
CEER was beaten by TORYN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK overcame SKI MASK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
WRETCHEDMISERY savagely defeated PORK ROLL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
STEVE MCQUEEN beat AGLIBOL in a 1 minute fray.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT was viciously subdued by KHEMI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
HALLIE O'DENE demolished BONGO in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PERFECT TEN defeated SHERIDAN in a popular 2 minute duel.
QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered ROWDY YOBBO in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
HELM HAMMERHAND lost to CARLY in a 2 minute fray.
LONDON QUIREBOY beat KHEMRA in a 2 minute fray.
FEALOST was beaten by BRIARTHORN in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
BASE ON BULLS savagely defeated BRICK WALL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
DESPERADO overpowered BARAK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZATHRUS was savagely defeated by TENACIOUS in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
JOHN LONGSHORE was killed by LORETTA in a 3 minute brutal fray.
RAUNI devastated FLAIR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
CATFISH HUNTER demolished HEBEE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE overcame KROETLAN in a 1 minute fight.
DEMONICHELLION was demolished by CAT IN THE HAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GAR & BRILL savagely defeated FAT BACK in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
REDDI WHIP was savagely defeated by WALKER in a exciting 5 minute bloody competition.
SPATHA viciously subdued FARIN in a 2 minute gory match.
PINE LEAF demolished NATASHA in a 2 minute uneven duel.
KELDON WARLORD viciously subdued ACE BAILEY in a 2 minute bloody match.
KRAMER vanquished KENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MOOSE beat SHADOW in a action packed 2 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         WALL OF STEEL     53 -  30 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        41 -  37 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         LUNGING ATTACK    67 -  66 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  36 -  0      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  55 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  31 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  53 -  2      28  |

Turn 423 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  8         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  9         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108            107 104  2  223 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908      43  40  1  232 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
STRIKING ATTACK  SINCLAIR 1-6269            32   8  3  226 WIND STORM (649)
TOTAL PARRY      FANNY BELT 28-1804         42  24  1  212 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944      36  32  0  203 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
WALL OF STEEL    ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856  37  33  1  200 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             65  88  1  189 MY PETS (554)
PARRY-LUNGE      SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600  38  27  1  185 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387         32  17  2  185 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)
PARRY-STRIKE     ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099       40  37  0  160 ROYAL FLUSH (146)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KHEMI 25-2281.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, 
KAIDEN 35-3108, ZATHRUS 1-5858, ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944, SAIONJI 73-4447, SKI MASK 
58-5869, WALKER 1-6127, FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553, SEGALLION SUNDANCER 11-4600, and SEX 
CAMEL 82-25548.

The least popular fighter this week was DEMONICHELLION 33-7038.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARAK 25-2858, GAZELLE 56-3701, SHADOW 67-725, KENNY 78-1940, 
REDDI WHIP 97-1636, FAT BACK 96-1610, KROETLAN 78-640, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, AGLIBOL 
12-5848, and PORK ROLL 97-1634.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  8 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  6 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  3 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      0  1 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SINCLAIR 1-6269             32   8  3  226  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       16  16  1  107  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            36  16  1  135  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              65  88  1  189  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   37  33  1  200  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             29  17  0  186  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         24  26  1  125  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      25  14  1  100  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           25  26  0   88  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 KHEMI 25-2281               41  36  2  214  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          42  24  1  212  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     30  16  0  131  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          65  96  4  171  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             107 104  2  223  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          32  24  1  205  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          28  18  1   93  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 KELDON WARLORD 42-2501      17  10  1   74  WIND STORM (1365)          RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       32  21  5  187  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       43  40  1  232  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 OSCAR 50-3153               32  10  0  120  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 MOD COD 55-2638             76  98  3  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             32  26  0  182  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       67  92  0  206  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     21   4  1  130  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       65  96  0  141  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 CARLY 65-2000               33  37  0  150  LETHAL HERITAGE (550)      DAL SHANG
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       36  32  0  203  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       23   6  4  151  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432    33  14  0  196  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 BATAVIA 78-238              27  17  0  169  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        23  17  0  167  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          18  21  4  129  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610             8   5  4   37  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634            7   6  5   48  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  24  15  4  197  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE