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Date : 03/08/2006 Duedate: 03/21/2006
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-423
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 339 226 4 60.0 7 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 68 64 0 51.5
2 KILLING ME S 96/1367 362 278 1 56.6 8 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 33 35 0 48.5
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 9 VORTEX 25/478 84 99 0 45.9
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 WIND STORM 1/649
3 POSSE 77/1362 9 7 0 56.3 WIND STORM 42/1365
4-BLADES OF ICE 7/162 374 306 7 55.0 LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750
5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 153 140 1 52.2 10 DARKMOON 12/1197 77 101 0 43.3
SECOND BANANAS 47/1363 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 11-AVENGERS 31/1321 72 96 0 42.9
CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
6 SPARF! 20/1069 767 723 11 51.5 12 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 423 574 9 42.4
THE BULLS 73/1144 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
HANGOVERS 59/1153 13 MY PETS 9/554 528 797 15 39.8
OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
OPEN SESAME 50/824 RHYME TYME 55/449
NOT QUITE 59/1237 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
CHAPEL ROCK 79/776 14 REDHORSE 56/1325 220 338 1 39.4
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
SKI TAOS 23/1070 15 REFORMERS 64/1095 508 831 6 37.9
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
BLOWN AWAY 44/820 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
This is MY position, Hallie, and don't you forget it! I've held it before, and
I've KILLED for it before, so be careful what you say to me!
Kaiden
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well,
fergit it, 'cause this is the spy report for HOME GUARD. MVP (man voted pointiest)
award for CARLY? LETHAL HERITAGE's proud of her after beating HELM HAMMERHAND and
getting 38 points. Talk about yer major upsets! HELM HAMMERHAND's match with CARLY
cost him a loss of 28 points! The rest were thrown from the stands, along with the
flowers. Sometimes fans think of good stuff, you know?
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. And besides, I never meant to do THIS spy report. But somehow,
here I am. Weird.
ROYAL FLUSH was the most avoided team, and there was lots of avoding going on.
Is this, like, a new sport here? Most of the avoiding of Royal Flush was done by the
Tuft Tuggers.
Kookaburra got the most challenges. Is it Girl Scout Cookie time again? Guess
so.
Forty-three fights, with twenty challenges (one tv and the rest radio). Gazebo!
This is like an old day or something! I like it. But I can't talk about forty-three
fights, even for Olaf who is an old softie really, and especially when I don't know
these people, you know? So just the challenges, and other points of, like, interest.
But, anyway, here is stuff about the "high points" of the fights. Not the
tallest warriors, I bet you're surprised to hear that! I was.
JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (32-42-0,138) of TUFT TUGGERS fought LORETTA (101-8)
(0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes. JOHN LONGSHORE was killed by LORETTA in a 3
minute brutal fray. People dying always get mentioned. It's a convection. Not that
they can hear because, you know, they're dead. Maybe the manager saves the "get
alive soon" cards for them.
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (19-12-0,51) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged PORK ROLL
(97-1634) (7-5-5,52) of KILLING ME SOFTER. Up 1. WRETCHEDMISERY savagely defeated
PORK ROLL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight. I had a pork roll once, and it was,
well, it made me sick, you know? So I'm glad this one got defeated. Savagely, too.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (27-18-1,88) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged SKI MASK (58-
5869) (51-88-1,86) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Down 2. HOCKEY DUCK overcame SKI MASK in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition. Gosh! A Duck fight. I'm glad I got
to see this. I didn't know Ducks hissed, I thought that was only geese. But they
hissed and snapped their beaks and said some really nasty things to each other. We
had to censor that. And the loser got sent to the quacks.
CEER (96-1537) (9-3-4,28) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged TORYN (78-71) (15-24-
2,46) of LETHAL HERITAGE. Up 18. CEER was beaten by TORYN in a 1 minute Challenge
fight. Well, of course. I mean, sure, these bloodgamers learn how to kill or be
killed, but there's more to it than that when you get to a real arena. Well,
usually. Um, sometimes.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (17-7-0,50) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-
3700) (34-47-3,54) of REDHORSE. Up 4. BULL DURHAM was subdued by MOUNTAIN GOAT in
an exciting 1 minute Challenge bout. I don't know what was so exciting about it. I
mean, it was short. You just get settled down to watch, and find your opera glasses,
and all that, and then it's over. Or even sooner.
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (21-16-1,93) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BROKEN TOE
(56-3683) (32-53-1,106) of REDHORSE. Up 13. BLACK JACK SHELACK was bested by BROKEN
TOE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight. I couldn't tell about toes, but there was
kicking.
KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (20-6-0,100) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged HUNZICKER
BOWL (23-4182) (25-13-1,100) of SKI TAOS. Straight across. KALIDOR THE BOLD beat
HUNZICKER BOWL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl. I don't know what a
Hunzicker Bowl is, some kind of potato salad, I think.
APPLE JACK (47-4011) (33-27-4,137) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-
3475) (33-37-0,118) of REDHORSE. Down, umm... 19. I think 19. Around there. APPLE
JACK devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Well, you know, I
thought Apple Jack was devastating, too, that red shirt and those blue eyes, and
just, like, totally cool.
ROT TEN EGGS (47-3099) (39-37-0,147) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged CARRIE NATION
(64-4054) (65-95-0,151) of REFORMERS. Up 4. ROT TEN EGGS handily defeated CARRIE
NATION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight. And why not? I mean, who'd want to get
"up close and personal" with some rotten eggs? I've smelled them before, you know,
and they aren't roses.
SEX CAMEL (82-25548) (17-21-4,114) of SWEET NOTHINGS challenged BUCK (1-2291)
(47-107-0,117) of MOSSRUNNERS. Up 3. SEX CAMEL demolished BUCK in a popular 2
minute bloody mismatched Challenge match. I can't say this! What this note says
here on the scribe's report. Really. It's too gazebo. But it was, umm, it was a
good fight.
OSCAR (50-3153) (32-9-0,120) of OPEN SESAME challenged KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (64-
96-4,158) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 38. OSCAR was demolished by KOOKABURRA in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge competition. Some people just can't WAIT to get their
cookies. I know how it is. I mean, if you wait, somebody else comes along and eats
them. It's always happening.
POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (23-16-0,170) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged TICKLES (9-3486)
(64-88-1,179) of MY PETS. Up 9. POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by TICKLES in a
popular 2 minute Challenge bout. Gazebo! I would never have thought of tickling the
pope. I mean, it just doesn't seem like a thing to do. And I guess he didn't expect
it, either.
JOE KING (47-2223) (32-55-1,153) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-
3493) (37-28-0,141) of REDHORSE. Down 12. JOE KING was vanquished by CROOKED HOOF
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. But if anybody tells me he went a crooked
mile and opened a crooked gate to get to a crooked house where a crooked man lives, I
will just not listen.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (37-27-1,166) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged BATAVIA
(78-238) (27-16-0,176) of LETHAL HERITAGE. Up 10. SEGALLION SUNDANCER viciously
subdued BATAVIA in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel. I've heard stories about these
two, and it's just no WONDER they fought and he was vicious to her and everything.
FANNY BELT (28-1804) (41-24-1,206) of OTTO'S MECHANICS challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (76-97-3,223) of RHYME TYME. Up 17. FANNY BELT overcame MOD COD in an action
packed 2 minute Challenge melee. I didn't know a cod could blush. Gazebo! It was
like a sunrise or something! Especially when Fanny, you know, wiggled her belt.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (36-33-1,186) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged FIENDISH
GLEE (46-1553) (32-20-5,190) of CLEVER LINGO. Up 4. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA luckily beat
FIENDISH GLEE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. So I guess this means Z'tina (I can't
pronounce that other name) gets to have fiendish glee now? She looks like she knows
what to do with it. Some people don't.
SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (32-16-2,185) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged SINCLAIR (1-
6269) (31-8-3,212) of WIND STORM. Up 27. SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by SINCLAIR in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Why do I have pictures in my head about this
fight? I don't like it. Something about a wall sheltering a butterfly from a wind.
I mean, fine, do it. But don't make me think about it!
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (31-24-1,191) of ALL FINESSE challenged GAZELLE (56-3701)
(32-25-0,189) of REDHORSE. Down 2. NUTCRACKER overpowered GAZELLE in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match. Was there finesse? I couldn't tell, because it was all
so fast. Maybe the team should be called All Fast.
KERMORVAN (1-3116) (27-15-0,185) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged ARAC IRONFIST
(67-1944) (35-32-0,191) of RAZOR GRACE. Up 6. KERMORVAN was viciously subdued by
ARAC IRONFIST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. You know, there are too many vicious
people around here on the Isle. I've noticed that. Or maybe they're not really
vicious, but the weather makes them cranky. They need umbrellas in their drinks.
And, sure, extra fruit, too, if you want. That can be good, too.
This is the TV challenge (I couldn't tell what channel): SAIONJI (73-4447) (20-
6-1,100) of PERFECTION QUEST II TV challenged BRANFORD HAWKE (11-5077) (29-28-0,113)
of TUFT TUGGERS. UP 13. SAIONJI viciously subdued BRANFORD HAWKE in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. Does this mean Branford isn't perfect?
And for, umm, not Lord Marshall, what is...? Oh, right, Captain of the Guard.
Okay. MAD DOC WILLIAMS (77-2432) (33-13-0,226) of POSSE challenged KAIDEN (35-3108)
(106-104-2,205) of VIOLENT FEMS. Down 21. MAD DOC WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by
KAIDEN in a 3 minute Challenge Title melee. Well, what I heard, Mad, is that you're
lucky to be alive because this Kaiden is MEAN. But it was a good try.
Debby T.
for Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KAIDEN 35-3108 107 104 2 223 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 43 40 1 232 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SINCLAIR 1-6269 32 8 3 226 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
KHEMI 25-2281 41 36 2 214 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
FANNY BELT 28-1804 42 24 1 212 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 67 92 0 206 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 32 24 1 205 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
MOD COD 55-2638 76 98 3 203 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 36 32 0 203 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
-REDEMPTION 4-4868 34 27 1 203 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 37 33 1 200 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 24 15 4 197 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 33 14 0 196 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
TICKLES 9-3486 65 88 1 189 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 32 21 5 187 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
AGLIBOL 12-5848 29 17 0 186 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 38 27 1 185 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 32 17 2 185 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
KERMORVAN 1-3116 27 16 0 183 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT
GAZELLE 56-3701 32 26 0 182 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-UZI 44-1701 30 30 1 182 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BONGO 25-2600 26 20 0 179 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
-EXILE 7-4618 33 31 1 177 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 65 96 4 171 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 36 21 1 169 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
BATAVIA 78-238 27 17 0 169 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 32 25 1 167 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 23 17 0 167 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 40 37 0 160 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 41 54 1 159 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 38 28 0 158 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-BECKY 17-5782 24 12 3 153 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 23 6 4 151 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARLY 65-2000 33 37 0 150 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
-BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 27 19 1 145 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
-KI 31-165 36 45 1 144 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
APPLE JACK 47-4011 34 27 4 142 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 28 26 1 142 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 65 96 0 141 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
JOE KING 47-2223 32 56 1 140 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SHERIDAN 1-6055 28 24 2 140 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
DESPERADO 77-2459 29 15 2 137 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
TENACIOUS 7-5337 36 16 1 135 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
-AEDON 7-4295 43 34 1 131 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
ZATHRUS 1-5858 31 35 1 131 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 30 16 0 131 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 21 4 1 130 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 18 21 4 129 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 24 26 1 125 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
FEALOST 1-3916 51 75 1 124 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
-KONGOL 7-4524 38 35 2 122 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
BRICK WALL 1-7478 32 20 0 121 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
OSCAR 50-3153 32 10 0 120 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 32 43 0 120 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LONE WOLF 31-162 38 45 1 117 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SAIONJI 73-4447 21 6 1 116 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 33 38 0 115 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 33 53 1 112 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441 21 6 0 112 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
KHEMRA 78-72 22 14 0 109 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 16 16 1 107 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
RAUNI 31-5035 24 15 0 106 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
BUCK 1-2291 47 108 0 105 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 29 29 0 105 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 25 14 1 100 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
-KID QUICK 56-3846 21 7 2 100 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
BARAK 25-2858 25 24 3 99 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 28 18 1 93 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 21 6 1 93 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 26 17 0 92 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 21 17 1 91 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKI MASK 58-5869 51 89 1 88 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
MOOSE 56-3459 25 34 0 88 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
PINE LEAF 24-4580 25 26 0 88 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 23 8 1 86 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
FLAIR 1-6169 22 22 0 82 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
WALKER 1-6127 28 18 1 77 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
SPATHA 31-4996 29 19 2 75 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 17 10 1 74 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
-GLASS JOE 56-3847 18 10 0 72 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
KRAMER 47-5191 17 7 0 71 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 22 7 1 70 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
HEBEE 38-4359 15 10 0 70 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
FARIN 78-503 21 33 2 67 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
KROETLAN 78-640 23 20 0 66 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
-YAKKO 7-3266 20 25 0 66 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 35 47 3 64 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SHADOW 67-725 17 10 0 64 ROGUES' GALLERY (838) BARIKALA
ACE BAILEY 47-4948 16 23 0 64 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
NATASHA 78-1937 22 12 2 62 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 20 12 0 59 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 36 65 0 56 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
TORYN 78-71 16 24 2 49 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 18 16 2 48 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
PORK ROLL 97-1634 7 6 5 48 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 17 8 0 46 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 8 5 6 45 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
FAT BACK 96-1610 8 5 4 37 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
KENNY 78-1940 14 12 0 32 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
CEER 96-1537 9 4 4 28 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 32 43 0 TUFT TUGGERS 557 LORETTA 101-8 423
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Pope Paul II -- I was happy to teach you so many skills. Congratulations on your new
ratings! -- Gazelle
Apple Jack -- I don't mind being challenged, but I don't think it was very nice of
you to keep hitting me in the groin. -- Buck
Ceer -- Four skills, nice going. You need to work on getting the jump, though. --
Mountain Goat
Segallion Sundancer -- The Adantri's blade was, in fact, pretty good. -- Crooked Hoof
Base on Bulls -- With a masculine name like that, why weren't you given a gender? I
think you should go knock on your manager's office door and demand one. -- Broken Toe
P.S. You killed me, you son of a--
London Quireboy -- That was amazing. Your second minute strategy is wonderful. --
Fealost
John Longshore -- You're a tough fighter and you're obviously human... was there an
accident of some kind? Can't the healers fix it? -- Hummingbird
Toryn -- That riposte skill should help. Riposte is exactly what you need. -- Moose
P.S. Don't lose heart. You'll start winning. That's what Home Guard is for.
Tankesh -- Merry-go-round fights in a beer mug brawl it is! Glad to have you! --
Phetmolge
Ho-Chan -- Are you managing the Sand Dancers here? Hi! -- Phetmolge
Home Guard -- Apologies for the downchallenges from my squad, but playing in the fast
arenas means having to send in challenges a turn in advance. Nothing personal
against anyone. -- Crip, mgr of Royal Flush et al.
The Seuss Heuss & Girl Scout Cookies -- Does you manager even realize your guys are
maxxed out on skills? Trying to train more will not help you move up. -- Royal Flush
et al.
No.
Sex Camel -- I've been humped! -- Hockey Duck
Yakko -- Are you a sluggo? There's no way the fight should have gone that way. --
Slippery Nipple
Kalidor The Bold -- Thanks. You may have dominated the fight, but I'll take all
those skills. -- Black Jack Shellack
Nutcracker -- Rarely can I overcome one of our style. Are you feeling a little
depressed after the busy Xmas season? -- Steve McQueen
Pine Leaf -- You seem to have a liking for 6 minute fights? -- Immoveable Object
Saionji -- You insufferable mammal! Just what I'd expect from a hairy creep. -- Ski
Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords, and Certified Paranoid Duck
Kongol -- You Shews are too brazen. Do you seriously believe that your mere SIZE
gives you the ability to drink more without harm? You are FOOLS. -- Carrie Nation
P.S. And doubly a fool to drink that growth potion in the hopes of increasing your
liquor capacity. Eight feet tall? Bah. Showing off.
Immoveable Object -- (panting) I tried and tried-- Wait a minute, what's that
concrete you're standing on? A FOUNDATION? Lag bolts--you're BOLTED to a cement
foundation? Now, THAT is immoveable! -- Pine Leaf
Keldon Warlord -- No, I think dwarves are happy-go-lucky hug-the-ROCKS kind of
people. -- Pine Leaf
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAIONJI viciously subdued BRANFORD HAWKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by KAIDEN in a 3 minute Challenge Title melee.
KERMORVAN was viciously subdued by ARAC IRONFIST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NUTCRACKER overpowered GAZELLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by SINCLAIR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA luckily beat FIENDISH GLEE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FANNY BELT overcame MOD COD in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER viciously subdued BATAVIA in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
JOE KING was vanquished by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by TICKLES in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
OSCAR was demolished by KOOKABURRA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SEX CAMEL demolished BUCK in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
ROT TEN EGGS handily defeated CARRIE NATION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
APPLE JACK devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KALIDOR THE BOLD beat HUNZICKER BOWL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was bested by BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM was subdued by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
CEER was beaten by TORYN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK overcame SKI MASK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
WRETCHEDMISERY savagely defeated PORK ROLL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
STEVE MCQUEEN beat AGLIBOL in a 1 minute fray.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT was viciously subdued by KHEMI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
HALLIE O'DENE demolished BONGO in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PERFECT TEN defeated SHERIDAN in a popular 2 minute duel.
QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered ROWDY YOBBO in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
HELM HAMMERHAND lost to CARLY in a 2 minute fray.
LONDON QUIREBOY beat KHEMRA in a 2 minute fray.
FEALOST was beaten by BRIARTHORN in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
BASE ON BULLS savagely defeated BRICK WALL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
DESPERADO overpowered BARAK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZATHRUS was savagely defeated by TENACIOUS in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
JOHN LONGSHORE was killed by LORETTA in a 3 minute brutal fray.
RAUNI devastated FLAIR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
CATFISH HUNTER demolished HEBEE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE overcame KROETLAN in a 1 minute fight.
DEMONICHELLION was demolished by CAT IN THE HAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GAR & BRILL savagely defeated FAT BACK in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
REDDI WHIP was savagely defeated by WALKER in a exciting 5 minute bloody competition.
SPATHA viciously subdued FARIN in a 2 minute gory match.
PINE LEAF demolished NATASHA in a 2 minute uneven duel.
KELDON WARLORD viciously subdued ACE BAILEY in a 2 minute bloody match.
KRAMER vanquished KENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MOOSE beat SHADOW in a action packed 2 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 WALL OF STEEL 53 - 30 - 1 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 13 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 41 - 37 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 LUNGING ATTACK 67 - 66 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 36 - 0 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 55 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 31 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 53 - 2 28 |
Turn 423 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK KAIDEN 35-3108 107 104 2 223 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
AIMED BLOW STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 43 40 1 232 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
STRIKING ATTACK SINCLAIR 1-6269 32 8 3 226 WIND STORM (649)
TOTAL PARRY FANNY BELT 28-1804 42 24 1 212 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)
SLASHING ATTACK ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 36 32 0 203 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
WALL OF STEEL ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 37 33 1 200 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 65 88 1 189 MY PETS (554)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 38 27 1 185 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 32 17 2 185 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)
PARRY-STRIKE ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 40 37 0 160 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was KHEMI 25-2281. The ten other most popular fighters were HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182,
KAIDEN 35-3108, ZATHRUS 1-5858, ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944, SAIONJI 73-4447, SKI MASK
58-5869, WALKER 1-6127, FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553, SEGALLION SUNDANCER 11-4600, and SEX
CAMEL 82-25548.
The least popular fighter this week was DEMONICHELLION 33-7038. The other ten least
popular fighters were BARAK 25-2858, GAZELLE 56-3701, SHADOW 67-725, KENNY 78-1940,
REDDI WHIP 97-1636, FAT BACK 96-1610, KROETLAN 78-640, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, AGLIBOL
12-5848, and PORK ROLL 97-1634.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 8 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 6 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 3 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 0 1 0
TI(23) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 2 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 4 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SINCLAIR 1-6269 32 8 3 226 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 16 16 1 107 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
TENACIOUS 7-5337 36 16 1 135 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 65 88 1 189 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 37 33 1 200 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 29 17 0 186 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 24 26 1 125 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 25 14 1 100 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
PINE LEAF 24-4580 25 26 0 88 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
KHEMI 25-2281 41 36 2 214 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
FANNY BELT 28-1804 42 24 1 212 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 30 16 0 131 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 65 96 4 171 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 107 104 2 223 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 32 24 1 205 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 28 18 1 93 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 17 10 1 74 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 32 21 5 187 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 43 40 1 232 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 32 10 0 120 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
MOD COD 55-2638 76 98 3 203 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GAZELLE 56-3701 32 26 0 182 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 67 92 0 206 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 21 4 1 130 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 65 96 0 141 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
CARLY 65-2000 33 37 0 150 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 36 32 0 203 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 23 6 4 151 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 33 14 0 196 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
BATAVIA 78-238 27 17 0 169 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 23 17 0 167 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 18 21 4 129 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
FAT BACK 96-1610 8 5 4 37 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
PORK ROLL 97-1634 7 6 5 48 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 24 15 4 197 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE