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Date : 04/19/2006 Duedate: 05/02/2006
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-426
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 POSSE 77/1362 14 8 0 63.6 BLOWN AWAY 44/820
2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 348 232 4 60.0 THE BULLS 73/1144
3 KILLING ME S 97/1368 367 285 1 56.3 7 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 34 37 0 47.9
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 8 WIND STORM 1/649 90 105 0 46.2
KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367 WIND STORM 42/1365
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 379 311 8 54.9 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 9 DARKMOON 12/1197 88 110 0 44.4
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 170 152 1 52.8 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 10 AVENGERS 31/1321 81 103 0 44.0
SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
SECOND BANANAS 47/1363 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 426 577 9 42.5
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
6 SPARF! 20/1069 805 748 11 51.8 12 MY PETS 9/554 531 806 15 39.7
HANGOVERS 59/1153 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 RHYME TYME 55/449
OPEN SESAME 50/824 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
NOT QUITE 59/1237 13 REDHORSE 56/1325 229 353 1 39.3
OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 14 REFORMERS 64/1095 510 846 6 37.6
CHAPEL ROCK 79/776 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
SKI TAOS 23/1070 KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
"Phetmolge! Hey, Phet! Guess what?" Moose hurried into the locker room where
the big humanoid was restocking the first aid cabinet. "I just got a note from the
Commission! They've upgraded my damage rating from Frivolous to Pesky! Woo hoo!"
"That's good, Moose," the big gray man said solemnly. "Keep working on it.
You'll be wanting at least Great damage by the time you get to Primus."
Moose sat down on a bench and started removing his armor. "You think I'll ever
make it to Primus then?"
Phetmolge nodded. "Everyone has to go sooner or later. I was inducted to
Primus, though I am a natural citizen of Home Guard. Even Buck will be inducted one
day. For most of us, it's the Commission's way of letting us know to it's time to
take up adventuring full time... or farming. But you might want to fight a round or
two, just to see what it's like. And you'll need to hit hard."
Moose sighed. "If only working out wasn't so boring."
"Patience is worth developing, even for a striker," Phetmolge replied. "But I
have an idea. There is a fair in town. Let's go and have a few ales, and then avail
ourselves of the exercise facilities at the fair." He knew that Moose was
hyperactive and very distractable. However, with a few drinks in him he became more
relaxed and not so readily bored. And contrary to the general run of humanity, this
little Rirorni had exceptionally good retention of what he learned when he was drunk
-- as long as he wasn't TOO drunk. He liked ale, but he didn't like it enough for it
to be a problem. So alcohol was a tool Phetmolge used occasionally for introducing
him to new training concepts.
Two hours later, with a pleasant buzz on, Moose swaggered up to the Test of
Might. He watched a blond elf whack the target with a sledgehammer and send the
arrow bouncing two-thirds of the way up to the bell. "Haw!" he said. "I can do
better than that!"
The elf straightened up, resting the hammer on the ground, and glanced over his
shoulder at the little Rirorni. "Go ahead," he said. "I've paid for two more tries.
Be my guest." Maybe he was just being courteous. Maybe there was a challenge in his
tone. Moose heard a challenge.
Spitting on his hands, Moose rubbed them together and then stepped forward to
pick up the hammer. It was very heavy. He hauled it up over his shoulder, paused to
be certain of his balance, and then whacked it down as hard as he could.
His hopes rose as the arrow bounced up... to about the one-third mark. Hell,
that was no way to represent the Rirorni Empire to the elves. He swore under his
breath and gave the hammer back to the elf.
"Good try," the elf said. "I think they've got this thing set to be harder than
it ought to be. You know, so they don't have to give out too many prizes."
"I'm better at tests of speed, anyhow," Moose said.
The elf gave him a funny smile and turned to go, as Phetmolge lumbered up,
holding two large wooden steins. "Ready for a workout?" the big gray man asked the
little gladiator. "I've thought of an interesting exercise on the merry-go-round."
Curious now, the elf followed Moose and Phetmolge across the crowded fairground
to the big blue-and-gold carousel. There was a line of children, but the ride was
temporarily shut down while the mules that powered it enjoyed a water-and-oat break.
Phetmolge had a conversation with the ticket-taker, who unchained the entrance and
let the three men get on. Phetmolge looked down in surprise at the elf when he
joined them on the merry-go-round, but then shrugged. "Did you want to help with the
workout?"
"Sure," said the elf. He extended his hand. "I'm Tankesh."
"Phetmolge. And this is Moose." The gray man nodded at his pupil, but was
unable to shake hands because his were full. After a moment he handed one of the
steins to Moose, and one to Tankesh. "This is what we're going to do. Moose, I want
you to stand on the horses and travel counterclockwise around the circle from one to
the next. On each horse, you have to take hold of the pole and do a pull-up, one-
handed, since the other hand will be holding this beer stein. Switch hands with each
horse. When you've gotten all the way around and back to the first horse, then we'll
do a different exercise." He glanced at Tankesh. "Also, it's a race. He's going to
do it, too. Whoever gets around first gets to drink both beers."
Tankest raised one elegant blond eyebrow, but it sounded like fun so he thought
he'd go along with it.
"It doesn't sound that hard," said Moose, who could do one-handed pullups
because he was very lightweight.
"There will be a slight complication," Phetmolge said. "The merry-go-round will
be moving." He jumped off the platform and stepped over to where the mules worked.
There was a big wheel they turned, which turned a cog which turned another cog which
turned the merry-go-round. Stepping over some mule droppings, Phetmolge placed his
huge gray hands on the pole that turned the wheel, leaned into it and pushed it
forward. The merry-go-round gave a lurch. "Hmm," said the gray man. "This isn't as
hard as I thought it would be. Very well-balanced mechanism." He looked up at the
two men on the ride. "What are you waiting for? Get up on your horses."
Tankesh jumped up onto a black horse with a blue saddle and harness, and a
proudly curved neck. Moose chose an appaloosa with its head thrown back and teeth
bared in a wild neigh. Getting up was a bit tricky actually, with one hand holding
the stein full of beer. But once up, it was quite easy to stand on the saddle and
hold onto the pole. He did a pullup just as the merry-go-round started to move
smoothly.
>>> to be continued <<<
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
There are maple keys all over the sidewalk. Very untidy. Someone should lock
them up. And leaves! And dandelions. And grass growing so fast the mowers can't
keep up. I tell you, living in the midst of nature is hard. Things keep growing,
and everything is (shudder) GREEN.
They tell me I've got to be quick about this, because Debby Tonte wants to use
this desk to do part of the tourney spy report. They lie. Debby never wants to do
part of the tourney spy report. What they should say is, Debby Tonte doesn't want to
do the tourney report, but if she has to, she figures she'll use MY desk for it.
So long as she doesn't spill one her sticky fruit-full drinks on it.... I had a
terrible time cleaning it up after the last tourney spy report.
Tuft Tuggers most avoided, by Royal Flush.
Moose most challenged.
Forty-four fights total, of which twenty-three were challenge matches, one of
them being a tv challenge. Only one standby fought. Nobody died.
And now, the fights, once over lightly.
YAKKO (7-3266) (20-26-0,67) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER fought BULL DURHAM (5-4324)
(19-8-0,65) of PARTY ANIMALS. YAKKO was overpowered by BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute
one-sided battle.
PINE LEAF (24-4580) (26-27-0,74) of KRILL CAVALRY fought CAT IN THE HAT (24-
3103) (24-9-1,79) of THE SEUSS HEUSS. PINE LEAF was handily defeated by CAT IN THE
HAT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ACE METRIC (47-3554) (15-8-0,69) of ROYAL FLUSH fought LINI DAWNWIND (11-5865)
(20-15-1,73) of KRILL CAVALRY. ACE METRIC overpowered LINI DAWNWIND in a popular 1
minute uneven bout.
ACE BAILEY (47-4948) (18-23-0,82) of ROYAL FLUSH fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-
0-0,30) of Local Louts 101. ACE BAILEY narrowly defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute
gruesome fight. Narrowly? With that difference in ranking? For shame, Ace!
SKI MASK (58-5869) (51-91-1,90) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought GLASS JOE (56-3847)
(18-11-0,73) of PUNCH-OUT! SKI MASK was handily defeated by GLASS JOE in a 1 minute
gory one-sided match. I guess once a Duck starts losing, he's fair game for anybody,
eh?
FAT BACK (96-1610) (8-7-4,29) of KILLING ME SOFTLY fought TORYN (78-71) (16-26-
2,37) of LETHAL HERITAGE. FAT BACK was viciously subdued by TORYN in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
BUCK (1-2291) (47-110-0,92) of MOSSRUNNERS fought REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (10-5-
6,91) of KILLING ME SOFTER. BUCK savagely defeated REDDI WHIP in a crowd pleasing 5
minute gory uneven conflict.
QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (41-55-1,142) of DARKMOON fought FEALOST (1-3916) (51-
77-1,128) of MOSSRUNNERS. QUEEN AMAZONIA was demolished by FEALOST in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379) (28-19-1,148) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS fought BRICK WALL (1-
7478) (32-22-0,108) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. BLIND ILLUSION demolished BRICK WALL in an
exciting 4 minute gory uneven competition.
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (65-98-4,140) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought RAUNI (31-5035)
(26-15-0,137) of SOL INVICTUS. KOOKABURRA was overpowered by RAUNI in a 2 minute
bloody one-sided duel.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (30-18-1,102) of DUCKS UNLIMITED fought BRIARTHORN (12-
5671) (29-27-1,149) of DARKMOON. HOCKEY DUCK was viciously subdued by BRIARTHORN in
an action packed 7 minute match. It must be a bad day for Ducks.
OSCAR (50-3153) (34-10-0,133) of OPEN SESAME fought HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025)
(31-17-0,130) of LORDS OF VALHALLA. OSCAR overcame HELM HAMMERHAND in an exciting 3
minute brutal fight.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (34-54-1,114) of REDHORSE fought KONGOL (7-4524) (38-36-
2,109) of BLADES OF ICE. BROKEN TOE was demolished by KONGOL in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle.
BECKY (17-5782) (25-12-3,161) of BLADES OF STEEL fought SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-
2323) (23-6-1,129) of HANGOVERS. BECKY was bested by SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 2 minute
battle.
SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (33-18-2,192) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST fought ROT TEN EGGS (47-
3099) (41-38-0,158) of ROYAL FLUSH. SWALLOWTAIL demolished ROT TEN EGGS in a 2
minute gory uneven contest.
STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (44-41-1,193) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GAZELLE (56-3701)
(32-28-0,173) of REDHORSE. STEVE MCQUEEN beat GAZELLE in an action packed 6 minute
bout.
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (33-22-5,202) of CLEVER LINGO fought TICKLES (9-3486)
(65-90-1,163) of MY PETS. FIENDISH GLEE defeated TICKLES in a 2 minute bout. Kinda
poetic, somehow.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (40-27-1,210) of TUFT TUGGERS fought HALLIE O'DENE
(58-6018) (68-93-0,192) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. SEGALLION SUNDANCER savagely defeated
HALLIE O'DENE in an exciting 2 minute gory match.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (37-35-1,184) of TUFT TUGGERS fought UZI (44-1701)
(31-31-1,186) of BLOWN AWAY. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA won victory over UZI in a 2 minute
fray.
FANNY BELT (28-1804) (43-25-1,193) of OTTO'S MECHANICS fought AGLIBOL (12-5848)
(29-19-0,181) of DARKMOON. FANNY BELT was handily defeated by AGLIBOL in a popular 1
minute gory one-sided duel.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (26-15-4,227) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought
KERMORVAN (1-3116) (29-16-0,222) of LAB EXPERIMENTS. R IS FOR REPUGNANT overpowered
KERMORVAN in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
Ah! The challenge matches:
HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (25-16-1,76) of SKI TAOS challenged KID QUICK (56-3846)
(21-8-2,100) of PUNCH-OUT! Up 24. HUNZICKER BOWL was demolished by KID QUICK in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee. As advertized, this was quick.
CEER (96-1537) (9-6-4,39) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(38-65-0,63) of JUST BECAUSE. Up 24. CEER overpowered GAR & BRILL in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel. A defeat of Gar & Brill is always popular. If
you've ever eaten there, you know why.
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (20-14-0,43) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged PORK ROLL
(97-1634) (7-8-5,43) of KILLING ME SOFTER. Straight across. WRETCHEDMISERY savagely
defeated PORK ROLL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight. And was miserable for the
rest of the day because of it. I said at the time that Pork was spoiled. But does
anybody listen to me? No, of course not!
HEBEE (38-4359) (15-12-0,49) of ALL FINESSE challenged MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700)
(35-49-3,60) of REDHORSE. Up 11. HEBEE was handily defeated by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (20-16-2,71) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged KELDON
WARLORD (42-2501) (18-11-1,82) of WIND STORM. Up 11. DEMONICHELLION was demolished
by KELDON WARLORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. They tell me Keldon's biting
drillbits lately because he can't find a war to lord it over. Life is tough.
SPATHA (31-4996) (31-19-2,87) of SOL INVICTUS challenged MOOSE (56-3459) (26-35-
0,100) of REDHORSE. Up 13. SPATHA was viciously subdued by MOOSE in a popular 2
minute gruesome Challenge bout.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (24-7-1,91) of NOT QUITE challenged PISTON HURRICANE
(40-2287) (26-18-0,86) of AS FAR AS SIAM. Down 5. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was savagely
defeated by PISTON HURRICANE in a 2 minute fight. The Object moved! I saw it with
my own eyes.
SEX CAMEL (82-25548) (19-22-4,136) of SWEET NOTHINGS challenged BRANFORD HAWKE
(11-5077) (31-29-0,137) of TUFT TUGGERS. Up 1. SEX CAMEL overpowered BRANFORD HAWKE
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BATAVIA (78-238) (27-19-0,149) of LETHAL HERITAGE challenged KALIDOR THE BOLD
(11-6441) (22-7-0,102) of TUFT TUGGERS. Down 47. BATAVIA savagely defeated KALIDOR
THE BOLD in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (37-16-1,139) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged LONDON QUIREBOY
(59-2513) (22-5-1,144) of CHAPEL ROCK. Up 5. TENACIOUS luckily beat LONDON QUIREBOY
in an action packed 4 minute Challenge struggle.
DESPERADO (77-2459) (31-15-2,149) of POSSE challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-3493)
(39-29-0,150) of REDHORSE. Up 1. DESPERADO handily defeated CROOKED HOOF in a 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.
ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (24-28-1,122) of SPARF! challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(34-39-0,122) of REDHORSE. Straight across. ROWDY YOBBO was devastated by
HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) (17-17-1,133) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged LONE WOLF (31-
162) (38-46-1,111) of AVENGERS. Down 22. CATFISH HUNTER handily defeated LONE WOLF
in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KRAMER (47-5191) (19-7-0,113) of SECOND BANANAS challenged AEDON (7-4295) (43-
35-1,132) of BLADES OF ICE. Up 19. KRAMER overpowered AEDON in an exciting 2 minute
bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
PERFECT TEN (47-4218) (33-26-1,176) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TEDDY RUXPIN (11-
6399) (37-21-1,180) of LORDS OF CHAOS. Up 4. PERFECT TEN was savagely defeated by
TEDDY RUXPIN in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (34-43-0,166) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged KAIDEN (35-
3108) (107-106-2,183) of VIOLENT FEMS. Up 17. JOHN LONGSHORE was vanquished by
KAIDEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JOE KING (47-2223) (34-56-1,170) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KI (31-165) (37-45-
1,168) of AVENGERS. Down 2. JOE KING was handily defeated by KI in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge melee.
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (24-7-4,158) of THE BULLS challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (65-98-0,138) of REFORMERS. Down 20. BASE ON BULLS overpowered CARRIE NATION
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS (77-2432) (34-15-0,192) of POSSE challenged REDEMPTION (4-4868)
(35-27-2,249) of BLADES OF MIST. Up 57. MAD DOC WILLIAMS bested REDEMPTION in a
popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
APPLE JACK (47-4011) (36-27-4,183) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged EXILE (7-4618) (34-
31-1,188) of BLADES OF ICE. Up 5. APPLE JACK was overpowered by EXILE in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight.
POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (24-18-0,183) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged MOD COD (55-2638)
(77-99-3,204) of RHYME TYME. Up 21. POPE PAUL II unbelievably bested MOD COD in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
Our TV challenge: SAIONJI (73-4447) (21-8-1,100) of PERFECTION QUEST II TV
challenged BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (23-17-1,130) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 130.
SAIONJI viciously subdued BLACK JACK SHELACK in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Fought
like a Tourney Victor, Saionji.
And for the title: SINCLAIR (1-6269) (33-9-3,219) of WIND STORM challenged
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (34-24-1,235) of ALL FINESSE. Up 16. SINCLAIR demolished
NUTCRACKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee. It is NOT true
that you have to write a column to hold onto the title, Sinclair. But it helps.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SINCLAIR 1-6269 34 9 3 235 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 27 15 4 245 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 41 27 1 216 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 15 0 208 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
AGLIBOL 12-5848 30 19 0 207 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 34 22 5 204 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
EXILE 7-4618 35 31 1 203 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
REDEMPTION 4-4868 35 28 2 199 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 45 41 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 25 18 0 198 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 34 18 2 196 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 34 25 1 196 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 68 94 0 194 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
KERMORVAN 1-3116 29 17 0 193 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT
MOD COD 55-2638 77 100 3 191 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 38 35 1 191 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 38 21 1 191 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
KAIDEN 35-3108 108 106 2 190 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
UZI 44-1701 31 32 1 181 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FANNY BELT 28-1804 43 26 1 180 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
KI 31-165 38 45 1 180 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 33 27 1 179 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GAZELLE 56-3701 32 29 0 177 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
APPLE JACK 47-4011 36 28 4 175 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TICKLES 9-3486 65 91 1 170 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
DESPERADO 77-2459 32 15 2 165 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 25 7 4 164 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 41 39 0 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 34 44 0 161 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
JOE KING 47-2223 34 57 1 159 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 24 6 1 158 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
TENACIOUS 7-5337 38 16 1 157 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 29 19 1 156 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
BATAVIA 78-238 28 19 0 153 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 30 27 1 151 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAUNI 31-5035 27 15 0 150 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 20 22 4 149 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
OSCAR 50-3153 35 10 0 147 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
FEALOST 1-3916 52 77 1 146 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
BECKY 17-5782 25 13 3 146 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 22 6 1 145 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 39 30 0 143 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KRAMER 47-5191 20 7 0 140 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 65 99 0 138 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 18 17 1 138 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 31 18 0 135 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 35 39 0 133 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 65 99 4 131 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 31 30 0 126 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SAIONJI 73-4447 22 8 1 126 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 41 56 1 125 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
KONGOL 7-4524 39 36 2 123 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
AEDON 7-4295 43 36 1 115 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 23 18 1 114 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 19 1 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 24 29 1 112 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
BRICK WALL 1-7478 32 23 0 111 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
MOOSE 56-3459 27 35 0 111 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441 22 8 0 111 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
KID QUICK 56-3846 22 8 2 110 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
LONE WOLF 31-162 38 47 1 108 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
BUCK 1-2291 48 110 0 103 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 34 55 1 102 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 27 18 0 100 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
GLASS JOE 56-3847 19 11 0 93 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 19 11 1 92 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 25 9 1 91 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 10 6 6 87 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
SPATHA 31-4996 31 20 2 85 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 24 8 1 85 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
ACE METRIC 47-3554 16 8 0 85 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ACE BAILEY 47-4948 19 23 0 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 25 17 1 76 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 20 8 0 76 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
SKI MASK 58-5869 51 92 1 73 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 36 49 3 70 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
PINE LEAF 24-4580 26 28 0 69 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 20 17 2 66 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 20 16 1 63 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
CEER 96-1537 10 6 4 62 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
YAKKO 7-3266 20 27 0 59 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 21 14 0 49 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
TORYN 78-71 17 26 2 44 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 38 66 0 42 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
HEBEE 38-4359 15 13 0 42 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
PORK ROLL 97-1634 7 9 5 40 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
FAT BACK 96-1610 8 8 4 27 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Dr John Longshore -- If you thought THAT was exciting, just wait until I get you
where I want you and then break out the bullwhip! -- Batavia, being kicked out of the
Guard this split
Mountain Goat -- Dang! I was hoping to be able to have gyros for dinner! -- Keldon
Warlord
Too stringy.
Uzi -- That was so painful! What is it with your style? How'd you get so dangerous
all the sudden? -- Gazelle
Dark Root.
Oscar -- But... but I was ahead. The announcer said I was ahead. I FELT like I was
ahead! How did you do that? -- Fealost
P.S. Stop challenging me. I'm running out of things to say about it.
Sex Camel -- You got a broken bone in your bathtub? Slipped and forgot to land on
the ol' hump, eh? -- Broken Toe
Kramer -- If you're so good, how come you didn't learn anything? -- Buck
Stealth skills?
Ace Bailey -- Did you notice that the spectators liked my moves better than yours? --
Mountain Goat
Aedon -- Forty seconds into the fight, I was getting tired. That sucks. (big smile)
But I still beat you! -- Crooked Hoof
Ninja Ferd -- Tell the GC to let you change your train. I recommend training
Stealth, first. -- Hummingbird
Rauni -- You're a pretty young thing. Busy tonight? -- Moose
Tuft Tuggers -- Hope you like it! (smiling) -- Phetmolge
Segallion Sundancer -- Gods, I wish we WOULD get some sunlight here! I'd dance in
it, too! -- Hallie O'Dene
Branford Hawke -- It appears that the Brick Wall is... ah, "gritty" with you. You
are credited with causing it to behave in an unbricklike fashion, though I'm not sure
what, exactly, that entailed. Anyway, what I say is: Good fight. You pointed the
mortar very well. -- Hallie O'Dene
Hockey Duck -- Confound you! I perceive now, my eyes have been opened to your
perfidy, that you are not a true Duck! You're a... a Grebe, or maybe even a Goose!
Fowl Fiend! -- Ski Mask, Certified Paranoid as well as Founder and President of Ducks
With Swords
John Longshore -- You should be ashamed of yourself! An old man like, carousing and
then trying to take advantage of a lady such as myself. It's iniquitous. -- Carrie
Nation
Gray power.
Spatha -- As I expected, it will take me time to learn how to go on here. My thanks
for this first lesson. -- Lini Dawnwind
Ceer -- A bold attempt for one relatively lacking in experience. -- Pine Leaf
P.S. Though I realize that your experience, though shorter than mine, was very
intense.
Olaf -- Yes, perhaps, but what, exactly, am I supposed to be dipping in that tempura
batter? -- Lini Dawnwind
Onions.
Olaf -- You have no concept of the damage spiritous liquors can do to one's moral
fiber, regardless of the effect on arena performance. One must choose which is the
most important. -- Carrie Nation
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAIONJI viciously subdued BLACK JACK SHELACK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SINCLAIR demolished NUTCRACKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
POPE PAUL II unbelievably bested MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
APPLE JACK was overpowered by EXILE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS bested REDEMPTION in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BASE ON BULLS overpowered CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
JOE KING was handily defeated by KI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
JOHN LONGSHORE was vanquished by KAIDEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PERFECT TEN was savagely defeated by TEDDY RUXPIN in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
KRAMER overpowered AEDON in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
CATFISH HUNTER handily defeated LONE WOLF in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ROWDY YOBBO was devastated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DESPERADO handily defeated CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS luckily beat LONDON QUIREBOY in a action packed 4 minute Challenge struggle.
BATAVIA savagely defeated KALIDOR THE BOLD in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SEX CAMEL overpowered BRANFORD HAWKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was savagely defeated by PISTON HURRICANE in a 2 minute fight.
SPATHA was viciously subdued by MOOSE in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
DEMONICHELLION was demolished by KELDON WARLORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HEBEE was handily defeated by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WRETCHEDMISERY savagely defeated PORK ROLL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CEER overpowered GAR & BRILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HUNZICKER BOWL was demolished by KID QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT overpowered KERMORVAN in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
FANNY BELT was handily defeated by AGLIBOL in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA won victory over UZI in a 2 minute fray.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER savagely defeated HALLIE O'DENE in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
FIENDISH GLEE defeated TICKLES in a 2 minute bout.
STEVE MCQUEEN beat GAZELLE in a action packed 6 minute bout.
SWALLOWTAIL demolished ROT TEN EGGS in a 2 minute gory uneven contest.
BECKY was bested by SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 2 minute battle.
BROKEN TOE was demolished by KONGOL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OSCAR overcame HELM HAMMERHAND in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was viciously subdued by BRIARTHORN in a action packed 7 minute match.
KOOKABURRA was overpowered by RAUNI in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BLIND ILLUSION demolished BRICK WALL in a exciting 4 minute gory uneven competition.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was demolished by FEALOST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BUCK savagely defeated REDDI WHIP in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory uneven conflict.
FAT BACK was viciously subdued by TORYN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
SKI MASK was handily defeated by GLASS JOE in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
ACE BAILEY narrowly defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
ACE METRIC overpowered LINI DAWNWIND in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
PINE LEAF was handily defeated by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
YAKKO was overpowered by BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 4 - 0 78 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 12 - 0 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 WALL OF STEEL 61 - 41 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 31 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 43 - 34 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 36 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 59 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 61 - 80 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 53 - 2 26 |
Turn 426 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 8 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 8 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 7 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SINCLAIR 1-6269 34 9 3 235 WIND STORM (649)
AIMED BLOW R IS FOR REPUGNAN 99-1155 27 15 4 245 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 41 27 1 216 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
TOTAL PARRY MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 15 0 208 POSSE (1362)
LUNGING ATTACK FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 34 22 5 204 CLEVER LINGO (1212)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 34 18 2 196 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)
WALL OF STEEL KERMORVAN 1-3116 29 17 0 193 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 38 21 1 191 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 65 91 1 170 MY PETS (554)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 32 15 2 165 POSSE (1362)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were BRIARTHORN 12-5671,
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025, BUCK 1-2291, PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287,
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, GAZELLE 56-3701, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, TORYN 78-71, and PERFECT
TEN 47-4218.
The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869. The other ten least
popular fighters were BRICK WALL 1-7478, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182,
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197, BULL DURHAM
5-4324, YAKKO 7-3266, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, and QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 3 0 ROCANIS(56) 5 3 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 4 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 2 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 5 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
TI(23) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SINCLAIR 1-6269 34 9 3 235 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 35 28 2 199 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 18 17 1 138 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
EXILE 7-4618 35 31 1 203 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 65 91 1 170 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 41 27 1 216 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 30 19 0 207 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
BECKY 17-5782 25 13 3 146 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 24 29 1 112 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 29 19 1 156 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 25 17 1 76 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 25 9 1 91 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
FANNY BELT 28-1804 43 26 1 180 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
KI 31-165 38 45 1 180 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 65 99 4 131 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 108 106 2 190 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 34 25 1 196 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 19 1 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 27 18 0 100 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 19 11 1 92 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
UZI 44-1701 31 32 1 181 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 34 22 5 204 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 45 41 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 35 10 0 147 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
MOD COD 55-2638 77 100 3 191 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GAZELLE 56-3701 32 29 0 177 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 68 94 0 194 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 24 6 1 158 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 65 99 0 138 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 25 7 4 164 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 15 0 208 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
BATAVIA 78-238 28 19 0 153 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 25 18 0 198 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 20 22 4 149 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 10 6 4 62 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 10 6 6 87 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 27 15 4 245 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE