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Date : 05/03/2006 Duedate: 05/16/2006
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-427
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 353 232 4 60.3 7 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 34 38 0 47.2
2 POSSE 77/1362 14 10 0 58.3 8 VORTEX 25/478 97 116 0 45.5
3 KILLING ME S 96/1367 370 286 1 56.4 WIND STORM 1/649
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 WIND STORM 42/1365
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 381 314 8 54.8 LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 9 DARKMOON 12/1197 92 114 0 44.7
5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 176 157 2 52.9 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 VILE REAVERS 59/1370
CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 10-AVENGERS 31/1321 81 103 0 44.0
SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
SECOND BANANAS 47/1363 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
6-SPARF! 20/1069 805 748 11 51.8 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 428 577 9 42.6
HANGOVERS 59/1153 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 12 MY PETS 9/554 532 809 15 39.7
OPEN SESAME 50/824 RHYME TYME 55/449
NOT QUITE 59/1237 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 13 REDHORSE 56/1325 233 357 1 39.5
CHAPEL ROCK 79/776 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 14 REFORMERS 64/1095 512 848 6 37.6
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
SKI TAOS 23/1070 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
BLOWN AWAY 44/820 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
THE BULLS 73/1144 KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Well, suprise, suprise, suprise!! I got my challenge thru, and I took the Captaincy
in a short and sweet fight. You need more than finesse to stay up here, Nutcracker,
and with only 9 TPs currently active, you are at a slight disadvantage. At least
until Primus.
I\'m not claiming much in the way of dominance, either. I just saw a nice style
matchup and went for it. I may hold on to being Captain of the Guard for a while,
but I see at least one warrior close by that could dethrone me. I won't push it,
tho, and will refrain from issuing any challenges. Then again, I won't avoid,
either. If you want me, come and get me.
Sinclair,
Captain of the Guard
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It's raining. Do you know what a problem rain can be for someone like me?
Mildew! I hate that stuff. I have to keep myself awash in alcohol just to prevent
mildew. It's purely medicinal, you see.
Ah, the fights. The golem was good enough to produce the skeleton of the spy
report, so let's just put a little dead meat on those bones.
"Welcome HOME GUARD. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well." Naturally,
since I was here just two weeks ago doing a spy report. "Many the fights have I
fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments...." Actually, I only fought in
Talahya.
"What's with NUTCRACKER? She actually beat BLADES OF MIST's REDEMPTION, and
walked away with 59 more points from the fight." Why is this a surprise? It's what
she's supposed to do, although she may have gone just a little far (see below).
"Laughs were big at KILLING ME SOFTLY while they watched FAT BACK clobber BARAK.
He lost 40 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands." Oh, yeah,
the unpleasantness of having ladies throw their hotel-room keys at you, it's just
terrible.
"Apparently HOME GUARD isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.
The Dreaded Duelmaster (aka Captain of the Guard) got 2 challenges this turn! (I
think this must mean the Captain was the Most Challenged with two.) TUFT TUGGERS'
hatred of WIND STORM surfaced again as SEGALLION SUNDANCER challenged HOME GUARD's
top dog." Hatred? That's a strong word. Is it called for here? Surely not! Other
teams, other gladiators, they're your comrades in arms, are they not?
"Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners." I'm not getting this one. Is it
suggesting that you spend your practice time hacking up corpses? Surely not! As for
"convicted prisoners," those are called Standbys.
"No matter the time or place, men will always duel." Depends on how you define
"duel," of course.
"How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! (I was a host
in myself.) Don't fall out of practive, ROYAL FLUSH! Management must be dealin', as
the boys at TUFT TUGGERS ain't reelin'! ROYAL FLUSH's mad!" Does this actually mean
anything? Sure, we all know what it signifies, but does it MEAN anything, just
taking the words that are written down there?
And so on. I weary of it.
Thirty-eight fights, eleven of them challenge matches. About four standbys,
unless I missed one. Some days they're all a blur. Especially when it rains.
Thirty-eight fights, I said that, didn't I? Here's the first, an unimpressive
piece of work. TORYN (78-71) (17-26-2,44) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought MEAN SPIRIT
(101-5) (0-0-0,70) of Louts Local 101. TORYN was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1
minute mismatched bout. Granting that the Mean Spirit is REALLY mean, this was a
shameful showing, Toryn.
WALKER (1-6127) (28-18-1,77) of WIND STORM fought SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) (20-2-
0,74) of VILE REAVERS. WALKER viciously subdued SOUL SCOURGE in a 10 minute gory
bout. Better, definitely better, but to have the longest fight of the day also be
the second is not good organization. This should have been in the middle.
Nineteenth, maybe. Hmm, probably the rain discouraged fighters later on the schedule
from going to this extreme, and a good thing.
KROETLAN (78-640) (23-20-0,66) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700)
(36-49-3,70) of REDHORSE. KROETLAN demolished MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided
conflict. I hear that Kroetlan is planning to make gyros for everybody tomorrow.
NATASHA (78-1937) (22-12-2,62) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-
0-0,30) of Louts Local 101. NATASHA savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a popular 2
minute brutal fray. Quite right! Those sailors need to be taken down a notch or two
at regular intervals.
LINI DAWNWIND (11-5865) (20-16-1,63) of KRILL CAVALRY fought HELLACIOUS (1-7541)
(18-3-1,58) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST. LINI DAWNWIND was demolished by HELLACIOUS in a 2
minute mismatched match. After all, this was Mannequin's BEST.
PORK ROLL (97-1634) (7-9-5,40) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought SHADOW (67-725) (17-
10-0,64) of ROGUES' GALLERY. PORK ROLL was viciously subdued by SHADOW in a popular
3 minute bloody duel. Oh, and can anybody say, "Mis-match"?
PINE LEAF (24-4580) (26-28-0,69) of KRILL CAVALRY fought FLAIR (1-6169) (22-22-
0,82) of WIND STORM. PINE LEAF savagely defeated FLAIR in an action packed 3 minute
brutal bout. Don't ask me to explain this one, I have no clue.
SPATHA (31-4996) (31-20-2,85) of SOL INVICTUS fought FARIN (78-503) (21-33-2,67)
of LETHAL HERITAGE. SPATHA overpowered FARIN in a 2 minute one-sided fight. Ayup.
When you're named for a sword, you just naturally handle one correctly.
DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (20-17-2,66) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought REDDI WHIP (97-
1636) (10-6-6,87) of KILLING ME SOFTER. DEMONICHELLION lost to REDDI WHIP in an
exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided fray. Very... decorative. Yes, I think that's
the word here. It was... decorative. All that foamy white stuff.
CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (25-9-1,91) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought KENNY (78-1940)
(14-12-0,32) of LETHAL HERITAGE. CAT IN THE HAT overpowered KENNY in a 1 minute one-
sided fight. Probably stepped on him by accident.
BARAK (25-2858) (25-24-3,99) of VORTEX fought FAT BACK (96-1610) (8-8-4,27) of
KILLING ME SOFTLY. BARAK was beaten by FAT BACK in a 2 minute uneven competition.
Did the manager and teammates of Fat Back really laugh? Who knows? They'd've earned
it.
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (65-99-4,131) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought KELDON WARLORD
(42-2501) (19-11-1,92) of WIND STORM. KOOKABURRA was vanquished by KELDON WARLORD in
a 1 minute one-sided fray. Gods, he's a cookie-monster!
BUCK (1-2291) (48-110-0,103) of MOSSRUNNERS fought SHERIDAN (1-6055) (28-24-
2,140) of WIND STORM. BUCK subdued SHERIDAN in an exciting 1 minute melee. This was
only exciting during the last ten seconds, after Buck tore Sheridan's tunic and
exposed a shapely shape.
KHEMRA (78-72) (22-14-0,109) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796)
(41-56-1,125) of DARKMOON. KHEMRA overpowered QUEEN AMAZONIA in a popular 1 minute
gory uneven fight. There's a word for this, it will come to me in a minute. Ah, two
words. Lese majesty or something like that.
MOOSE (56-3459) (27-35-0,111) of REDHORSE fought ZATHRUS (1-5858) (31-35-1,131)
of WIND STORM. MOOSE overpowered ZATHRUS in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided
match. Meese can be startling when encountered unexpectedly, eh?
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (35-39-0,133) of REDHORSE fought AEDON (7-4295) (43-36-
1,115) of BLADES OF ICE. HUMMINGBIRD was unbelievably bested by AEDON in an action
packed 3 minute bloody duel. What isn't to believe here?
CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (39-30-0,143) of REDHORSE fought BRICK WALL (1-7478) (32-
23-0,111) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. CROOKED HOOF overpowered BRICK WALL in an exciting 1
minute gory uneven fight. Kicked it down. The maintenance crew are complaining
about the brick chips mixed in with the sand.
CARLY (65-2000) (33-37-0,150) of LETHAL HERITAGE fought KONGOL (7-4524) (39-36-
2,123) of BLADES OF ICE. CARLY was overcome by KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
competition. Why? Or as the case might be (don't ask me), why not?
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (34-55-1,102) of REDHORSE fought FAST-FINGERS FRED (101-7)
(0-0-0,110) of Louts Local 101. BROKEN TOE was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a
popular 1 minute one-sided bout. You note it just says "popular" here. Actually, it
got a standing ovation and roars of laughter.
TICKLES (9-3486) (65-91-1,170) of MY PETS fought KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (22-
8-0,111) of TUFT TUGGERS. TICKLES was beaten by KALIDOR THE BOLD in a 2 minute
match. Meanness to cats.
JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (34-44-0,161) of TUFT TUGGERS fought FEALOST (1-3916)
(52-77-1,146) of MOSSRUNNERS. JOHN LONGSHORE devastated FEALOST in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl. Even an old guy can turn out a good performance if he
really puts his back into it, eh? Gray Power!
KAIDEN (35-3108) (108-106-2,190) of VIOLENT FEMS fought BONGO (25-2600) (26-20-
0,179) of VORTEX. KAIDEN viciously subdued BONGO in an action packed 2 minute brutal
duel. And she IS vicious. Kaiden is as vicious and violent as they come. Ask
anybody who's had to deal with her on a bad day.
MOD COD (55-2638) (77-100-3,191) of RHYME TYME fought GAZELLE (56-3701) (32-29-
0,177) of REDHORSE. MOD COD lost to GAZELLE in a 2 minute bout. Down with fish.
Just speaking generally.
REDEMPTION (4-4868) (35-28-2,199) of BLADES OF MIST fought NUTCRACKER (38-4380)
(34-25-1,196) of ALL FINESSE. REDEMPTION was executed by NUTCRACKER in a popular 1
minute mismatched conflict. Now, this was a little harsh. But these things happen.
HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (68-94-0,194) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought DESPERADO (77-
2459) (32-15-2,165) of POSSE. HALLIE O'DENE narrowly defeated DESPERADO in a 2
minute bloody match. So many desperados in the world. This probably says something
unkind about our world, but there it is.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (27-15-4,245) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought AYLIAN
(101-23) (0-0-0,181) of Louts Local 101. R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated AYLIAN in a 3
minute mismatched conflict. Somebody in the handicapper's office must have been
really annoyed with Aylian.
KHEMI (25-2281) (41-36-2,214) of VORTEX fought FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (34-22-
5,204) of CLEVER LINGO. KHEMI overpowered FIENDISH GLEE in a 1 minute one-sided
match. And did she feel fiendish glee when she claimed the victory? Inquiring minds
want to know.
The challenge matches:
HEBEE (38-4359) (15-13-0,42) of ALL FINESSE challenged GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(38-66-0,42) of JUST BECAUSE. Straight across. HEBEE was overpowered by GAR & BRILL
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. A hometown match, and perhaps an old
grudge. Lots of people have grudges against Gar & Brill, and rightly so.
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (21-14-0,49) of CHAOTICDISORDER challenged CEER (96-
1537) (10-6-4,62) of THE BLOODGUARD 2. Up 13. WRETCHEDMISERY was vanquished by CEER
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Thus putting Wretched into a state of
wretchedness. Very appropriate. Be careful what stage names you fight under.
SEX CAMEL (82-25548) (20-22-4,149) of SWEET NOTHINGS challenged RAUNI (31-5035)
(27-15-0,150) of SOL INVICTUS. Up 1. SEX CAMEL was defeated by RAUNI in a 2 minute
Challenge duel. I never know what to say about Sex Camel. I don't even know for
sure what SC is. Or perhaps, is about.
BRANFORD HAWKE (11-5077) (31-30-0,126) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged TENACIOUS (7-
5337) (38-16-1,157) of BATHTUB ARMADA. Up 31. BRANFORD HAWKE vanquished TENACIOUS
in an action packed 3 minute uneven Challenge duel. Only three minutes? That's a
thin tenacity.
KRAMER (47-5191) (20-7-0,140) of SECOND BANANAS challenged BECKY (17-5782) (25-
13-3,146) of BLADES OF STEEL. Up 6. KRAMER handily defeated BECKY in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight. Some people can't stand bananas of any kind, first, second,
third, or massively over-ripe.
BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (30-27-1,151) of DARKMOON challenged BATAVIA (78-238) (28-
19-0,153) of LETHAL HERITAGE. Up 2. BRIARTHORN defeated BATAVIA in an exciting 5
minute bloody Challenge struggle. Exciting is hardly the word for it, much to tame
to describe THIS match. When the rain plastered their clothes to their bodies, well,
one can't help but notice.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS (77-2432) (35-15-0,208) of POSSE challenged AGLIBOL (12-5848)
(30-19-0,207) of DARKMOON. Down 1. MAD DOC WILLIAMS was demolished by AGLIBOL in a
1 minute Challenge competition. No doubt there were many skills exchanged here.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (38-35-1,191) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged KERMORVAN
(1-3116) (29-17-0,193) of LAB EXPERIMENTS. Up 2. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA viciously
subdued KERMORVAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest. Yes... I've heard that
this young woman is, indeed, vicious. It's unfortunate that it should be displayed
before the innocent eyes of our fans.
SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (34-18-2,196) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged EXILE (7-4618)
(35-31-1,203) of BLADES OF ICE. Up 7. SWALLOWTAIL savagely defeated EXILE in a 2
minute gruesome Challenge fight. Tickled him gruesomely by fluttering her wings at
him? Whatever.
Our only TV challenge: SAIONJI (73-4447) (22-8-1,126) of PERFECTION QUEST II TV
challenged HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (31-18-0,135) of LORDS OF VALHALLA. Up 9.
SAIONJI devastated HELM HAMMERHAND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. As one
would expect.
And for the title: SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (41-27-1,216) of TUFT TUGGERS
challenged SINCLAIR (1-6269) (34-9-3,235) of WIND STORM. Up 19. SEGALLION SUNDANCER
won victory over SINCLAIR in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle. A bold challenge and
a fine victory.
And for a few closing words, we will turn to the product of the golem:
"Warriors of HOME GUARD unite. You have only your games to lose! Here's some
advice: study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.
"Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...."
-- Olaf Modeen
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 42 27 1 235 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 35 25 2 255 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 28 15 4 251 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
KHEMI 25-2281 42 36 2 231 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
AGLIBOL 12-5848 31 19 0 228 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 39 35 1 206 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 35 18 2 206 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 69 94 0 202 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SINCLAIR 1-6269 34 10 3 199 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
KAIDEN 35-3108 109 106 2 198 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 45 41 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317 25 18 0 198 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
EXILE 7-4618 35 32 1 197 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 16 0 193 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 34 23 5 192 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 38 21 1 191 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
REDEMPTION 4-4868 35 29 2 190 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
GAZELLE 56-3701 33 29 0 190 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KERMORVAN 1-3116 29 18 0 189 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT
-UZI 44-1701 31 32 1 181 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 77 101 3 180 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
-FANNY BELT 28-1804 43 26 1 180 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
-KI 31-165 38 45 1 180 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 33 27 1 179 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BONGO 25-2600 26 21 0 178 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
-APPLE JACK 47-4011 36 28 4 175 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DESPERADO 77-2459 32 16 2 168 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 35 44 0 167 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 32 30 0 166 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 31 27 1 165 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 25 7 4 164 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 41 39 0 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-JOE KING 47-2223 34 57 1 159 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
KRAMER 47-5191 21 7 0 159 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 24 6 1 158 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
-BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 29 19 1 156 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
RAUNI 31-5035 28 15 0 156 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 40 30 0 151 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BATAVIA 78-238 28 20 0 151 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAIONJI 73-4447 23 8 1 148 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
-OSCAR 50-3153 35 10 0 147 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441 23 8 0 147 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 20 23 4 147 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 22 6 1 145 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
KONGOL 7-4524 40 36 2 143 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 65 92 1 140 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
FEALOST 1-3916 52 78 1 140 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
-CARRIE NATION 64-4054 65 99 0 138 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 18 17 1 138 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
BECKY 17-5782 25 14 3 137 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
MOOSE 56-3459 28 35 0 134 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
TENACIOUS 7-5337 38 17 1 132 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
CARLY 65-2000 33 38 0 132 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
AEDON 7-4295 44 36 1 130 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
BUCK 1-2291 49 110 0 129 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
KHEMRA 78-72 23 14 0 128 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 35 40 0 124 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 31 19 0 124 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 20 11 1 123 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
SHERIDAN 1-6055 28 25 2 117 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 23 18 1 114 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 19 1 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BRICK WALL 1-7478 32 24 0 112 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 24 29 1 112 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
ZATHRUS 1-5858 31 36 1 111 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-KID QUICK 56-3846 22 8 2 110 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 41 57 1 109 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
-LONE WOLF 31-162 38 47 1 108 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 65 100 4 103 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 27 18 0 100 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 34 56 1 94 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 26 9 1 93 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
-GLASS JOE 56-3847 19 11 0 93 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 11 6 6 92 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
SPATHA 31-4996 32 20 2 91 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
WALKER 1-6127 29 18 1 91 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 24 8 1 85 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 16 8 0 85 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PINE LEAF 24-4580 27 28 0 84 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948 19 23 0 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
KROETLAN 78-640 24 20 0 78 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 25 17 1 76 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 20 8 0 76 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 19 3 1 74 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-SKI MASK 58-5869 51 92 1 73 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 20 3 0 73 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
CEER 96-1537 11 6 4 73 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
FLAIR 1-6169 22 23 0 71 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 20 18 2 70 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
FAT BACK 96-1610 9 8 4 69 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
SHADOW 67-725 18 10 0 66 ROGUES' GALLERY (838) BARIKALA
FARIN 78-503 21 34 2 65 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
NATASHA 78-1937 23 12 2 64 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 36 50 3 59 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARAK 25-2858 25 25 3 59 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
-YAKKO 7-3266 20 27 0 59 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 39 66 0 54 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 20 17 1 54 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
-SU-CHI 42-2500 13 8 2 49 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 21 15 0 43 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
PORK ROLL 97-1634 7 10 5 43 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
TORYN 78-71 17 27 2 41 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
KENNY 78-1940 14 13 0 41 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
HEBEE 38-4359 15 14 0 32 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
REDEMPTION 4-4868 35 29 2 BLADES OF MIST 780 NUTCRACKER 38-4380 427
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Fat Back -- You are probably the ONLY warrior I could beat here. I know how bad I
am, but when you get a few more FE (okay, a LOT more) under your belt, you will spank
me like everyone else. -- Toryn
Demonichellion -- Care to try that again? -- Keldon Warlord
Kalidor the Bold -- You seemed very (over)confident about your chances against me,
even tho you knew I was ranked above you. You had teammates fight me previously, and
thought you knew me. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You parried the first two strikes, but the
third knocked you down, and it is difficult to win if you can't stay standing, or
even regain your feet! Any time you would care to try again, please, feel free to
challenge me, but be aware that I will be gone when the Commission splits again. --
Batavia
Kaiden -- Well, you showed this ol' fella what a true veteran can do. -- John
Longshore
Batavia -- You're defining a new definition of the word 'bold'! Well done! I will
have to adjust and try again. -- Kalidor
Sex Camel -- If was not so stubborn and slow to learn, you wouldn't be making such
easy challenges. -- Branford
Uzi -- My gun was bigger! -- Zlatina
Hallie O'Dene -- I'm on a run, so watch out! I was at 22-22 not too long ago. --
Segallion
And now you're the Captain.
Base on Bulls -- I give up on you. On all gladiators. A bunch of drunkards, every
one of you. I'm going to find a community where I can make a difference. -- Carrie
Nation
Segallion Sundancer -- Very impressive. -- Hallie O'Dene
Blind Illusion -- Little guy, aren't you? Well, the Brick Wall has no coherent
concepts for you. It seems to have completely failed to grasp your nature and is now
denying your existence! -- Hallie O'Dene, for (or not, in this case) the Brick Wall
Glass Joe -- Stupid mammals. I'm THROUGH with you. No more! Wallow in your
earthbound mammalianness. See if *I* care! -- Ski Mask
Ace Metric -- I'm too old to learn new tricks, and metric is definitely tricky. --
Lini Dawnwind
Cat in the Hat -- I thought a wall fell on me! You're as tall as that guy I heard
of, the troll, in Primus. And your arms are too long. You were beating me up and I
couldn't even begin to reach you! -- Pine Leaf
Rowdy Yobbo -- Thanks for the skill you showed me, which I needed, and you're welcome
for the one I showed you, which you needed. Although what you need the most is to
remember to fight standing up. That's so important! -- Hummingbird
Desperado -- That was my bum knee already. -- Crooked Hoof
Spatha -- Well, THAT surprised me! -- Moose
P.S. I was most challenged! They heard about the merry-go-round thing I guess.
Hebee -- Hey, I did mean to teach you something. But you have to pay attention. --
Mountain Goat
Keldon Warlord -- If you want exotic ethnic food, come on over to the Redhorse lodge
and we'll give you snake and vulture shish kebab washed down with fermented mare's
milk. -- Mountain Goat
Steve McQueen -- That was very close, wasn't it? And I'd call it a really exciting
fight. -- Gazelle
Kongol -- I'm sorry, but that just really hurt. -- Broken Toe
Queen Amazonia -- You've got to be faster. Have you tried the decisiveness tactic?
-- Fealost
Reddi Whip -- Oh! That was amazing! It was wonderful! I think I'm getting the hang
of my style! You got tired. You WERE tired, weren't you? -- Buck, luminous in the
epiphany
Tankesh -- Not this week though, sorry. -- Phetmolge
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAIONJI devastated HELM HAMMERHAND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER won victory over SINCLAIR in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle.
SWALLOWTAIL savagely defeated EXILE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA viciously subdued KERMORVAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS was demolished by AGLIBOL in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BRIARTHORN defeated BATAVIA in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
KRAMER handily defeated BECKY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRANFORD HAWKE vanquished TENACIOUS in a action packed 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SEX CAMEL was defeated by RAUNI in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WRETCHEDMISERY was vanquished by CEER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HEBEE was overpowered by GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KHEMI overpowered FIENDISH GLEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated AYLIAN in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
HALLIE O'DENE narrowly defeated DESPERADO in a 2 minute bloody match.
REDEMPTION was executed by NUTCRACKER in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MOD COD lost to GAZELLE in a 2 minute bout.
KAIDEN viciously subdued BONGO in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
JOHN LONGSHORE devastated FEALOST in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TICKLES was beaten by KALIDOR THE BOLD in a 2 minute match.
BROKEN TOE was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARLY was overcome by KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
CROOKED HOOF overpowered BRICK WALL in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
HUMMINGBIRD was unbelievably bested by AEDON in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
MOOSE overpowered ZATHRUS in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
KHEMRA overpowered QUEEN AMAZONIA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BUCK subdued SHERIDAN in a exciting 1 minute melee.
KOOKABURRA was vanquished by KELDON WARLORD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BARAK was beaten by FAT BACK in a 2 minute uneven competition.
CAT IN THE HAT overpowered KENNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEMONICHELLION lost to REDDI WHIP in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided fray.
SPATHA overpowered FARIN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PINE LEAF savagely defeated FLAIR in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
PORK ROLL was viciously subdued by SHADOW in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
LINI DAWNWIND was demolished by HELLACIOUS in a 2 minute mismatched match.
NATASHA savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
KROETLAN demolished MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WALKER viciously subdued SOUL SCOURGE in a 10 minute gory bout.
TORYN was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 4 - 0 78 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 13 - 0 66 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 64 - 40 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 AIMED BLOW 46 - 30 - 1 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 31 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 50 - 60 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 40 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 59 - 85 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 56 - 2 25 |
Turn 427 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 6 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 9 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 42 27 1 235 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
AIMED BLOW NUTCRACKER 38-4380 35 25 2 255 ALL FINESSE (1236)
STRIKING ATTACK KHEMI 25-2281 42 36 2 231 VORTEX (478)
WALL OF STEEL ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 39 35 1 206 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 35 18 2 206 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)
LUNGING ATTACK KAIDEN 35-3108 109 106 2 198 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
TOTAL PARRY MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 16 0 193 POSSE (1362)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 32 16 2 168 POSSE (1362)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 65 92 1 140 MY PETS (554)
PARRY-STRIKE CARLY 65-2000 33 38 0 132 LETHAL HERITAGE (550)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was BATAVIA 78-238. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475,
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856, DEMONICHELLION 33-7038, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, KAIDEN
35-3108, PINE LEAF 24-4580, BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077, MOOSE 56-3459, REDDI WHIP
97-1636, and SHADOW 67-725.
The least popular fighter this week was TORYN 78-71. The other ten least popular
fighters were MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, KENNY 78-1940, FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553, HEBEE
38-4359, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, TENACIOUS 7-5337, SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589, QUEEN
AMAZONIA 12-4796, BRICK WALL 1-7478, and BROKEN TOE 56-3683.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 7 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 1 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 5 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 3 4 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 35 18 2 206 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 35 29 2 190 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
EXILE 7-4618 35 32 1 197 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 65 92 1 140 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 42 27 1 235 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 31 19 0 228 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
BECKY 17-5782 25 14 3 137 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 26 9 1 93 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
KHEMI 25-2281 42 36 2 231 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
RAUNI 31-5035 28 15 0 156 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 65 100 4 103 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 109 106 2 198 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 35 25 2 255 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 20 11 1 123 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 34 23 5 192 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
KRAMER 47-5191 21 7 0 159 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
MOD COD 55-2638 77 101 3 180 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GAZELLE 56-3701 33 29 0 190 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 69 94 0 202 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 20 3 0 73 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
CARLY 65-2000 33 38 0 132 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
SHADOW 67-725 18 10 0 66 ROGUES' GALLERY (838) BARIKALA
SAIONJI 73-4447 23 8 1 148 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 16 0 193 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
BATAVIA 78-238 28 20 0 151 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 20 23 4 147 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 11 6 4 73 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 11 6 6 92 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 28 15 4 251 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE