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Date : 05/17/2006 Duedate: 05/30/2006
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-428
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 357 233 4 60.5 VILE REAVERS 59/1370
REALMS TUFTS 71/1344 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
2 POSSE 77/1362 15 11 0 57.7 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
RONIN 51/1376 9-VORTEX 25/478 97 116 0 45.5
3 KILLING ME S 96/1367 371 289 1 56.2 WIND STORM 1/649
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 WIND STORM 42/1365
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 383 317 8 54.7 LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 10 AVENGERS 31/1321 81 103 0 44.0
5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 179 161 2 52.6 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303 ALTER EGO! 74/1379
SECOND BANANAS 47/1363 PHAZE PHOLKS 65/1378
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 429 577 9 42.6
6 SPARF! 20/1069 805 748 11 51.8 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
HANGOVERS 59/1153 12 MY PETS 9/554 534 811 15 39.7
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
OPEN SESAME 50/824 RHYME TYME 55/449
NOT QUITE 59/1237 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 13 REDHORSE 56/1325 234 363 1 39.2
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
CHAPEL ROCK 79/776 14 REFORMERS 64/1095 513 851 6 37.6
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
SKI TAOS 23/1070 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
BLOWN AWAY 44/820 KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358
THE BULLS 73/1144 15 U.A.K. 38/1127 6 11 0 35.3
SPARF! 54/1372 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/218
7 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 35 38 0 47.9 DEATH'S DOOR 1/1380
8 DARKMOON 12/1197 99 115 0 46.3 ROMAN EMPIRE 37/234
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Home Guard:
I have been informed that it has actually, despite our good record here, been a very
long time since the Tuft Tuggers have had a Captain of the Guard. I guess we're too
good and always getting sucked off before moving up the ranks or such. I was lucky,
I'm out of here but managed to squeeze in one turn on top.
Thank you, Sinclair, for keeping the seat warm. Come on up and take it back now that
I'm gone. You had some nice moves out there on the sands, but I don't appreciate
having my arm ripped open like that, so I had to take out my frustration on you.
Well, good luck everybody, especially my own team mates. May the Sun always shine on
you and let your feet be light.
Segallion Sundancer
Captain of the Guard
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
There was a CAT in my office! Of all the rotten luck, and what *I* think is
that somebody planted the beast on me. Cats are trouble, and nothing but. This one
was playing it cool, curled up on a high shelf in a corner where I couldn't reach him
and exuding somnolenicity. I could barely keep my eyes open, and it's hard to write
a spy report with my eyes shut.
Although I did get a good nap.
But just remember, if this is more incoherent than usual, it's because I was
asleep while I did it.
So, Wind Storm was avoided by Lords of Valhalla.
Lini Dawnwind got the most challenges.
Twenty-seven fights, of which ten were challenges, none of them TV. So, does
this mean that the tourney now being over, everyone is slacking off? I'd hate it
when that happens (four times a year), but I'm too sleepy.
Let's take a look at these piffling twenty-seven fights, then.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (39-66-0,54) of JUST BECAUSE fought ROLF (37-1553) (21-29-
2,61) of ROMAN EMPIRE. GAR & BRILL savagely defeated ROLF in an action packed 1
minute gory duel. Going by past performance, this means that Rolf is going to get
brilled to a turn.
MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (36-50-3,59) of REDHORSE fought OLD FART (1-1723) (15-9-
0,54) of DEATH'S DOOR. MOUNTAIN GOAT was luckily beaten by OLD FART in a 2 minute
fight. Amusing, but not educational.
DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-4909) (15-9-0,54) of REALMS TUFTS fought PINE LEAF (24-4580)
(27-28-0,84) of KRILL CAVALRY. DRANDUS DE'VIR overpowered PINE LEAF in a 1 minute
uneven competition. Drandus De'ver... sounds like something you'd put in a clogged
drain. Not something *I* would use, but I never do that stuff myself. In this case,
the drain must have been clogged with pine stuff.
FAT BACK (96-1610) (9-8-4,69) of KILLING ME SOFTLY fought WRETCHEDMISERY (33-
7255) (21-15-0,43) of CHAOTICDISORDER. FAT BACK was viciously subdued by
WRETCHEDMISERY in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray. Fat is now wretched and
miserable. But give the fellow a little time, and we may see wonders.
PORK ROLL (97-1634) (7-10-5,43) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought DEMONICHELLION (33-
7038) (20-18-2,70) of CHAOTICDISORDER. PORK ROLL was overpowered by DEMONICHELLION
in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Ah, this is a team thing, then? Quite so.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (34-56-1,94) of REDHORSE fought HELLACIOUS (1-7541) (19-3-
1,74) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST. BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HELLACIOUS in a 1 minute
uneven fight. A lot of toe-stamping going on out there.
MOJO (38-848) (22-31-1,140) of U.A.K. fought TICKLES (9-3486) (65-92-1,140) of
MY PETS. MOJO was demolished by TICKLES in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
fight. Some gladiators can't stand being tickled. I'm not partial to it myself.
MOOSE (56-3459) (28-35-0,134) of REDHORSE fought THEATRE BUM (101-6) (0-0-0,130)
of Louts Local 101. MOOSE was vanquished by THEATRE BUM in a popular 1 minute
mismatched fray. The ignominy, the shame! Vanquished by a standby, and the crowd
loved it.
FEALOST (1-3916) (52-78-1,140) of MOSSRUNNERS fought REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (11-6-
6,92) of KILLING ME SOFTER. FEALOST vanquished REDDI WHIP in a 2 minute gruesome
one-sided match. A little kinky, but good clean fun even so.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (35-40-0,124) of REDHORSE fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (65-
100-4,103) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. HUMMINGBIRD was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a
popular 1 minute one-sided contest. Note to Hummingbird: Do not eat cookies. They
are not good for you.
KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (23-8-0,147) of TUFT TUGGERS fought BUCK (1-2291)
(49-110-0,129) of MOSSRUNNERS. KALIDOR THE BOLD overpowered BUCK in a 3 minute
bloody one-sided match. And a good job, too. Look at that record!
BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (31-27-1,165) of DARKMOON fought AEDON (7-4295) (44-36-
1,130) of BLADES OF ICE. BRIARTHORN devastated AEDON in an exciting 1 minute brutal
one-sided fight. Aedon had a little trouble when his blade melted. Try steel next
time.
DJAHN (9-1488) (25-30-1,178) of THE MONGOLOIDS fought KONGOL (7-4524) (40-36-
2,143) of BLADES OF ICE. DJAHN luckily beat KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
brawl. And again. Is there some plot in the office whereby warriors shall be
clumped by team? Surely not. It would be too weird.
REDEMPTION (4-4868) (35-29-2,190) of BLADES OF MIST fought BRANFORD HAWKE (11-
5077) (32-30-0,166) of TUFT TUGGERS. REDEMPTION overpowered BRANFORD HAWKE in an
action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. Branford, we are eagerly awaiting your
report. HOW can a blade made of mist be so successful?
MAD DOC WILLIAMS (77-2432) (35-16-0,193) of POSSE fought HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018)
(69-94-0,202) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. MAD DOC WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by HALLIE
O'DENE in a 4 minute conflict. Some people just have a "thing" against mad dogs.
Unfair, but there it is.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (28-15-4,251) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought LONG-
NECKED LARRY (101-22) (0-0-0,181) of Louts Local 101. R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated
LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 3 minute one-sided battle. Good. Larry is repugnant, too.
Ah, the challenge matches. How quickly we reached this point!
CEER (96-1537) (11-6-4,73) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589)
(20-3-0,73) of VILE REAVERS. Straight across. CEER was overpowered by SOUL SCOURGE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. And thoroughly scourged, I have no doubt.
HEBEE (38-4359) (15-14-0,32) of ALL FINESSE challenged LINI DAWNWIND (11-5865)
(20-17-1,54) of KRILL CAVALRY. Up 22. HEBEE vanquished LINI DAWNWIND in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight. Most challenged, and practically one-shotted. It's tough
being popular.
SPATHA (31-4996) (32-20-2,91) of SOL INVICTUS challenged CAT IN THE HAT (24-
3103) (26-9-1,93) of THE SEUSS HEUSS. Up 2. SPATHA won victory over CAT IN THE HAT
in an action packed 1 minute Challenge fight. The said hat has been jammed down over
the cat's head to the jawline, and I think it greatly improves the way that feline
looks.
QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (41-57-1,109) of DARKMOON challenged BRICK WALL (1-
7478) (32-24-0,112) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. Up 3. QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered BRICK
WALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. Didn't that poet say that there was
something that didn't love a wall? Well, this is the wall that isn't loved, that's
for sure.
HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (31-19-0,124) of LORDS OF VALHALLA challenged SEX
CAMEL (82-25548) (20-23-4,147) of SWEET NOTHINGS. Up 23. HELM HAMMERHAND
overpowered SEX CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. I don't even want to
think about this one.
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (38-17-1,132) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged BECKY (17-5782)
(25-14-3,137) of BLADES OF STEEL. Up 5. TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by BECKY in
a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel. You can see how Tenacious got his name,
eh? This was probably our longest fight, not that I was counting.
RAUNI (31-5035) (28-15-0,156) of SOL INVICTUS challenged KRAMER (47-5191) (21-7-
0,159) of SECOND BANANAS. Up 3. RAUNI overpowered KRAMER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Sliced bananas. I knew a guy who fried them,
Rauni. Every think of trying that? Fried banana sandwiches. Enough to give you a
shiver just at the thought, isn't it?
JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (35-44-0,167) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (77-101-3,180) of RHYME TYME. Up 13. JOHN LONGSHORE demolished MOD COD in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Everyone is invited to a fish
dinner, breaded and fried cod filets. Come as you are, all that stuff.
DESPERADO (77-2459) (32-16-2,168) of POSSE challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-3493)
(40-30-0,151) of REDHORSE. Down 17. DESPERADO vanquished CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge battle. Looks like the Hoof's experience edge was no help here.
You might want to go to an orthohoofist and get that straightened.
AGLIBOL (12-5848) (31-19-0,228) of DARKMOON challenged ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-
4856) (39-35-1,206) of TUFT TUGGERS. Down 22. AGLIBOL was bested by ZLATINA
ANGUELOVA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Motto of the day, "Life is
unfair. Get over it."
And for the title: NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (35-25-2,255) of ALL FINESSE fought
EXILE (7-4618) (35-32-1,197) of BLADES OF ICE. A random match. NUTCRACKER
overpowered EXILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title match. Does this mean
Exile is cracked? Whatever. Congratulations to Nutcracker, and we'll look for you
here again in two weeks.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 36 25 2 267 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 29 15 4 259 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
-KHEMI 25-2281 42 36 2 231 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 70 94 0 218 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 40 35 1 218 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SINCLAIR 1-6269 34 10 3 199 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 45 41 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317 25 18 0 198 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
REDEMPTION 4-4868 36 29 2 196 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
AGLIBOL 12-5848 31 20 0 196 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 38 21 1 191 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
EXILE 7-4618 35 33 1 191 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 17 0 191 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 36 44 0 185 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-UZI 44-1701 31 32 1 181 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FANNY BELT 28-1804 43 26 1 180 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
-KI 31-165 38 45 1 180 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
DESPERADO 77-2459 33 16 2 180 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
DJAHN 9-1488 26 30 1 180 THE MONGOLOIDS (218) ZUKAL
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 33 27 1 179 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-BONGO 25-2600 26 21 0 178 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
RAUNI 31-5035 29 15 0 176 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
-APPLE JACK 47-4011 36 28 4 175 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 32 27 1 171 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 32 31 0 164 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 25 7 4 164 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
MOD COD 55-2638 77 102 3 163 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 41 39 0 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-JOE KING 47-2223 34 57 1 159 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 24 6 1 158 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
-BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 29 19 1 156 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
BECKY 17-5782 26 14 3 155 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441 24 8 0 153 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
TICKLES 9-3486 66 92 1 151 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
KRAMER 47-5191 21 8 0 151 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 40 31 0 149 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KONGOL 7-4524 40 37 2 147 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-OSCAR 50-3153 35 10 0 147 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 32 19 0 146 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 22 6 1 145 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
FEALOST 1-3916 53 78 1 142 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CARRIE NATION 64-4054 65 99 0 138 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 18 17 1 138 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
TENACIOUS 7-5337 38 18 1 132 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
-CARLY 65-2000 33 38 0 132 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
AEDON 7-4295 44 37 1 130 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
MOJO 38-848 22 32 1 130 U.A.K. (1127) CLIFFHOME
BUCK 1-2291 49 111 0 129 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
-KHEMRA 78-72 23 14 0 128 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 20 24 4 128 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 42 57 1 126 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 66 100 4 125 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
-KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 20 11 1 123 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
MOOSE 56-3459 28 36 0 122 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-SHERIDAN 1-6055 28 25 2 117 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 23 18 1 114 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 19 1 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 24 29 1 112 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-ZATHRUS 1-5858 31 36 1 111 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-KID QUICK 56-3846 22 8 2 110 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
-LONE WOLF 31-162 38 47 1 108 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SPATHA 31-4996 33 20 2 106 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 35 41 0 103 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRICK WALL 1-7478 32 25 0 100 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 27 18 0 100 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 20 3 1 95 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 11 7 6 94 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
-GLASS JOE 56-3847 19 11 0 93 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
-WALKER 1-6127 29 18 1 91 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 26 10 1 90 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 21 3 0 86 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 24 8 1 85 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 16 8 0 85 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948 19 23 0 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 16 9 0 80 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 34 57 1 78 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-KROETLAN 78-640 24 20 0 78 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 25 17 1 76 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 20 8 0 76 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 21 18 2 74 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
-SKI MASK 58-5869 51 92 1 73 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-FLAIR 1-6169 22 23 0 71 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
CEER 96-1537 11 7 4 68 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
-SHADOW 67-725 18 10 0 66 ROGUES' GALLERY (838) BARIKALA
-FARIN 78-503 21 34 2 65 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 40 66 0 64 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-NATASHA 78-1937 23 12 2 64 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 22 15 0 63 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
OLD FART 1-1723 16 9 0 63 DEATH'S DOOR (1380) MORDANT
PINE LEAF 24-4580 27 29 0 61 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
-MESSIAH 1-7607 18 3 4 61 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-BARAK 25-2858 25 25 3 59 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
-YAKKO 7-3266 20 27 0 59 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
HEBEE 38-4359 16 14 0 56 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 36 51 3 54 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-HUCKLE CAT 35-3874 15 7 1 53 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
FAT BACK 96-1610 9 9 4 53 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
ROLF 37-1553 21 30 2 52 ROMAN EMPIRE (234) SIBIKHAS
-SU-CHI 42-2500 13 8 2 49 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 17 17 1 42 RONIN (1376) TRICORUS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TORYN 78-71 17 27 2 41 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
-KENNY 78-1940 14 13 0 41 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
PORK ROLL 97-1634 7 11 5 41 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 20 18 1 34 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 9 2 1 30 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
These didn't seem to make it last time:
I actually get around to posting some challenges, and I can't even get off my butt to
post an ad!? The demons must have hit me over the head one too many times! (For
Demon reference, read up on my Andorian adventures which can be caught in Aruak City
spotlights) -- Tankesh
Phetmolge -- Very fun! What is this contest called again? -- Tankesh
P.S. Some info on me. One of my favorite quotes (of myself): It's a thankless job,
but I've got a lot of karma to burn off. Yes, I'm blonde, long hair, built well
considering I'm elven. 5'6". Cocky, chauvinistic, but very good hearted. I think
more highly of my skill than I should, but much of my confidence is not misplaced. I
dress very swanky, like a casual swashbuckler (indeed you could generally describe me
as a 'swashbuckler'). Lace up tunic, tan vest, high soft leather boots, black pants,
belt, and usually carry an assortment of weapons, some hidden. Good enough? Or do
you want info on my warriors too?
Batavia -- You uh... well, you are too much for this ol' geologist, young man. Hmm,
well, but... you could leave the whip out of it, I am leathery enough! -- Dr.
Longshore
"Young man"? Forgot your glasses again, did you?
Hallie O'Dene -- Get out of your dang house and you might see the sun! -- Segallion
Lini and Olaf -- Oh, YES! Onions for Tempura! Excellent! Carrott, zucchini, sweet
japanese potato, and japanese pumpkin too! Excellent! Especially onions! -- Tuft
Tuggers
5-0 Baby! Yeah! <Probably just jinxed myself> -- Tankesh
Kermorvan -- You were give an go at the beginning, and then you let me whup your
butt! What happened? -- Zlatina
Fealost -- I'm feelin' my oats for an elderly man, aren't I? -- Dr. Longshore
Tickles -- Valiantly fought. -- Kalidor
Phetmolge -- No problemo. -- Tankesh
Hallie O'Dene -- Thank you, I try to be impressive. Now unfortunately I have to
impress others outside Home Guard. Good luck. -- Segallion
Batavia -- Everybody has a good day, and a bad day. Trust me, I know you.
Unfortunately for me, I sleep better while lying on the ground than I do fighting! --
Kalidor
Desperado -- I see that you are a superior student. I like that in an opponent. The
feeling that SOMEBODY is getting something out of the fight, you know. -- Hallie
O'Dene
P.S. DOES this say something unkind about our world?
Crooked Hoof -- Well, you did manage to chip some of the bricks. Good work, and I
hope your hoof was not seriously damaged? -- Hallie O'Dene for the Brick Wall
P.S. You don't want to know what the Wall was "thinking" about that match. Trust me
on this.
Flair -- Well... I seem to parry well, do I not? I hadn't realized I had that in me.
-- Pine Leaf
P.S. Of course, it helped that after I had parried several blows, I got annoyed and
started striking some "masterful" ones myself. That is always good.
Hellacious -- As regards your "opponent rating," I think your name is quite accurate.
Ouch! -- Lini Dawnwind
Mod Cod -- That was a nice move, twice, where you slipped past my parry. But you
need to learn some parries of your own. -- Gazelle
John Longshore -- With a name like that, I would have expected you to be male. Was
there a dreadful event in the arena that the healers forgot to correct? -- Fealost
That Fast-Fingers Fred got my backup weapon and my lunch money! -- Broken Toe
Being a standby doesn't pay well, you know.
Brick Wall -- You grunted. I heard you distinctly. I'm not sure which brick the
sound came from, however. But you did. -- Crooked Hoof
Aedon -- Augh! You scum! (translation: I need to work on my endurance) --
Hummingbird
Zathrus -- Maybe you should try some tactics. Or else just try to remain standing.
That's important. -- Moose
Sheridan -- I broke your rhythm! Wow, I don't do that very often. -- Buck
Kroetlan -- What's an Arvedan? -- Mountain Goat
Someone from the Simtakka area.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AGLIBOL was bested by ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
DESPERADO vanquished CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
JOHN LONGSHORE demolished MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RAUNI overpowered KRAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by BECKY in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
HELM HAMMERHAND overpowered SEX CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered BRICK WALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SPATHA won victory over CAT IN THE HAT in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
HEBEE vanquished LINI DAWNWIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CEER was overpowered by SOUL SCOURGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NUTCRACKER overpowered EXILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title match.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 3 minute one-sided battle.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by HALLIE O'DENE in a 4 minute conflict.
REDEMPTION overpowered BRANFORD HAWKE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
DJAHN luckily beat KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
BRIARTHORN devastated AEDON in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
KALIDOR THE BOLD overpowered BUCK in a 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
HUMMINGBIRD was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
FEALOST vanquished REDDI WHIP in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
MOOSE was vanquished by THEATRE BUM in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
MOJO was demolished by TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HELLACIOUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PORK ROLL was overpowered by DEMONICHELLION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FAT BACK was viciously subdued by WRETCHEDMISERY in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray.
DRANDUS DE'VIR overpowered PINE LEAF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was luckily beaten by OLD FART in a 2 minute fight.
GAR & BRILL savagely defeated ROLF in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 4 - 0 79 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 11 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 WALL OF STEEL 66 - 41 - 1 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 45 - 30 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 30 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 51 - 61 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 87 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 44 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 52 - 2 31 |
Turn 428 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 7 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NUTCRACKER 38-4380 36 25 2 267 ALL FINESSE (1236)
WALL OF STEEL ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 40 35 1 218 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
STRIKING ATTACK REDEMPTION 4-4868 36 29 2 196 BLADES OF MIST (780)
LUNGING ATTACK EXILE 7-4618 35 33 1 191 BLADES OF ICE (162)
TOTAL PARRY MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 17 0 191 POSSE (1362)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 36 44 0 185 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 33 16 2 180 POSSE (1362)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 66 92 1 151 MY PETS (554)
PARRY-STRIKE OLD FART 1-1723 16 9 0 63 DEATH'S DOOR (1380)
PARRY-LUNGE FAT BACK 96-1610 9 9 4 53 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BECKY 17-5782. The ten other most popular fighters were HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, R
IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155, MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432, KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441, FEALOST
1-3916, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, JOHN
LONGSHORE 11-4197, and TENACIOUS 7-5337.
The least popular fighter this week was PINE LEAF 24-4580. The other ten least
popular fighters were BROKEN TOE 56-3683, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, SEX CAMEL 82-25548,
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, ROLF 37-1553, MOJO 38-848, MOOSE 56-3459, REDDI WHIP 97-1636,
AEDON 7-4295, and BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 4 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 5 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 53 78 1 142 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 36 29 2 196 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
EXILE 7-4618 35 33 1 191 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
DJAHN 9-1488 26 30 1 180 THE MONGOLOIDS (218) ZUKAL
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 40 35 1 218 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 31 20 0 196 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
BECKY 17-5782 26 14 3 155 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 26 10 1 90 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
RAUNI 31-5035 29 15 0 176 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 66 100 4 125 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
ROLF 37-1553 21 30 2 52 ROMAN EMPIRE (234) SIBIKHAS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 36 25 2 267 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
KRAMER 47-5191 21 8 0 151 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
MOD COD 55-2638 77 102 3 163 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 40 31 0 149 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 70 94 0 218 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 21 3 0 86 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 16 9 0 80 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 17 0 191 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 20 24 4 128 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 11 7 4 68 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 11 7 6 94 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 29 15 4 259 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE