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Date   : 05/17/2006    Duedate: 05/30/2006

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DM-101    TURN-428

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   357  233  4 60.5      VILE REAVERS 59/1370                  
    REALMS TUFTS 71/1344                        SOL INVICTUS 31/1355                  
  2 POSSE 77/1362          15   11  0 57.7      CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
    RONIN 51/1376                             9-VORTEX 25/478          97  116  0 45.5
  3 KILLING ME S 96/1367  371  289  1 56.2      WIND STORM 1/649                      
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306                  ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838                
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   WIND STORM 42/1365                    
  4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   383  317  8 54.7      LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550                
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750                
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                     10 AVENGERS 31/1321       81  103  0 44.0
  5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   179  161  2 52.6      MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359                    
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
    CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                        AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                     UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351              
    SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366                      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375                
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303                 ALTER EGO! 74/1379                    
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1363                      PHAZE PHOLKS 65/1378                  
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369                 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   429  577  9 42.6
  6 SPARF! 20/1069        805  748 11 51.8      JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                        12 MY PETS 9/554         534  811 15 39.7
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                           GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073                 13 REDHORSE 56/1325      234  363  1 39.2
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                       14 REFORMERS 64/1095     513  851  6 37.6
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364                 
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    SKI TAOS 23/1070                            CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    BLOWN AWAY 44/820                           KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358                 
    THE BULLS 73/1144                        15 U.A.K. 38/1127          6   11  0 35.3
    SPARF! 54/1372                              THE MONGOLOIDS 9/218                  
  7 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   35   38  0 47.9      DEATH'S DOOR 1/1380                   
  8 DARKMOON 12/1197       99  115  0 46.3      ROMAN EMPIRE 37/234                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Home Guard:

I have been informed that it has actually, despite our good record here, been a very 
long time since the Tuft Tuggers have had a Captain of the Guard.  I guess we're too 
good and always getting sucked off before moving up the ranks or such.  I was lucky, 
I'm out of here but managed to squeeze in one turn on top.

Thank you, Sinclair, for keeping the seat warm.  Come on up and take it back now that 
I'm gone.  You had some nice moves out there on the sands, but I don't appreciate 
having my arm ripped open like that, so I had to take out my frustration on you.

Well, good luck everybody, especially my own team mates.  May the Sun always shine on 
you and let your feet be light.

Segallion Sundancer
Captain of the Guard

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     There was a CAT in my office!  Of all the rotten luck, and what *I* think is 
that somebody planted the beast on me.  Cats are trouble, and nothing but.  This one 
was playing it cool, curled up on a high shelf in a corner where I couldn't reach him 
and exuding somnolenicity.  I could barely keep my eyes open, and it's hard to write 
a spy report with my eyes shut.
     Although I did get a good nap.
     But just remember, if this is more incoherent than usual, it's because I was 
asleep while I did it.

     So, Wind Storm was avoided by Lords of Valhalla.
     Lini Dawnwind got the most challenges.
     Twenty-seven fights, of which ten were challenges, none of them TV.  So, does 
this mean that the tourney now being over, everyone is slacking off?  I'd hate it 
when that happens (four times a year), but I'm too sleepy.

     Let's take a look at these piffling twenty-seven fights, then.
     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (39-66-0,54) of JUST BECAUSE fought ROLF (37-1553) (21-29-
2,61) of ROMAN EMPIRE.  GAR & BRILL savagely defeated ROLF in an action packed 1 
minute gory duel.  Going by past performance, this means that Rolf is going to get 
brilled to a turn.
     MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (36-50-3,59) of REDHORSE fought OLD FART (1-1723) (15-9-
0,54) of DEATH'S DOOR.  MOUNTAIN GOAT was luckily beaten by OLD FART in a 2 minute 
fight.  Amusing, but not educational.
     DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-4909) (15-9-0,54) of REALMS TUFTS fought PINE LEAF (24-4580) 
(27-28-0,84) of KRILL CAVALRY.  DRANDUS DE'VIR overpowered PINE LEAF in a 1 minute 
uneven competition.  Drandus De'ver... sounds like something you'd put in a clogged 
drain.  Not something *I* would use, but I never do that stuff myself.  In this case, 
the drain must have been clogged with pine stuff.
     FAT BACK (96-1610) (9-8-4,69) of KILLING ME SOFTLY fought WRETCHEDMISERY (33-
7255) (21-15-0,43) of CHAOTICDISORDER.  FAT BACK was viciously subdued by 
WRETCHEDMISERY in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray.  Fat is now wretched and 
miserable.  But give the fellow a little time, and we may see wonders.
     PORK ROLL (97-1634) (7-10-5,43) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought DEMONICHELLION (33-
7038) (20-18-2,70) of CHAOTICDISORDER.  PORK ROLL was overpowered by DEMONICHELLION 
in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Ah, this is a team thing, then?  Quite so.

     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (34-56-1,94) of REDHORSE fought HELLACIOUS (1-7541) (19-3-
1,74) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HELLACIOUS in a 1 minute 
uneven fight.  A lot of toe-stamping going on out there.
     MOJO (38-848) (22-31-1,140) of U.A.K. fought TICKLES (9-3486) (65-92-1,140) of 
MY PETS.  MOJO was demolished by TICKLES in an action packed 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  Some gladiators can't stand being tickled.  I'm not partial to it myself.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (28-35-0,134) of REDHORSE fought THEATRE BUM (101-6) (0-0-0,130) 
of Louts Local 101.  MOOSE was vanquished by THEATRE BUM in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched fray.  The ignominy, the shame!  Vanquished by a standby, and the crowd 
loved it.
     FEALOST (1-3916) (52-78-1,140) of MOSSRUNNERS fought REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (11-6-
6,92) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  FEALOST vanquished REDDI WHIP in a 2 minute gruesome 
one-sided match.  A little kinky, but good clean fun even so.
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (35-40-0,124) of REDHORSE fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (65-
100-4,103) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  HUMMINGBIRD was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided contest.  Note to Hummingbird:  Do not eat cookies.  They 
are not good for you.

     KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (23-8-0,147) of TUFT TUGGERS fought BUCK (1-2291) 
(49-110-0,129) of MOSSRUNNERS.  KALIDOR THE BOLD overpowered BUCK in a 3 minute 
bloody one-sided match.  And a good job, too.  Look at that record!
     BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (31-27-1,165) of DARKMOON fought AEDON (7-4295) (44-36-
1,130) of BLADES OF ICE.  BRIARTHORN devastated AEDON in an exciting 1 minute brutal 
one-sided fight.  Aedon had a little trouble when his blade melted.  Try steel next 
time.
     DJAHN (9-1488) (25-30-1,178) of THE MONGOLOIDS fought KONGOL (7-4524) (40-36-
2,143) of BLADES OF ICE.  DJAHN luckily beat KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
brawl.  And again.  Is there some plot in the office whereby warriors shall be 
clumped by team?  Surely not.  It would be too weird.
     REDEMPTION (4-4868) (35-29-2,190) of BLADES OF MIST fought BRANFORD HAWKE (11-
5077) (32-30-0,166) of TUFT TUGGERS.  REDEMPTION overpowered BRANFORD HAWKE in an 
action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.  Branford, we are eagerly awaiting your 
report.  HOW can a blade made of mist be so successful?
     MAD DOC WILLIAMS (77-2432) (35-16-0,193) of POSSE fought HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) 
(69-94-0,202) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  MAD DOC WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by HALLIE 
O'DENE in a 4 minute conflict.  Some people just have a "thing" against mad dogs.  
Unfair, but there it is.
     R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (28-15-4,251) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought LONG-
NECKED LARRY (101-22) (0-0-0,181) of Louts Local 101.  R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated 
LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 3 minute one-sided battle.  Good.  Larry is repugnant, too.

     Ah, the challenge matches.  How quickly we reached this point!
     CEER (96-1537) (11-6-4,73) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) 
(20-3-0,73) of VILE REAVERS.  Straight across.  CEER was overpowered by SOUL SCOURGE 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  And thoroughly scourged, I have no doubt.
     HEBEE (38-4359) (15-14-0,32) of ALL FINESSE challenged LINI DAWNWIND (11-5865) 
(20-17-1,54) of KRILL CAVALRY.  Up 22.  HEBEE vanquished LINI DAWNWIND in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge fight.  Most challenged, and practically one-shotted.  It's tough 
being popular.
     SPATHA (31-4996) (32-20-2,91) of SOL INVICTUS challenged CAT IN THE HAT (24-
3103) (26-9-1,93) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  Up 2.  SPATHA won victory over CAT IN THE HAT 
in an action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.  The said hat has been jammed down over 
the cat's head to the jawline, and I think it greatly improves the way that feline 
looks.
     QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (41-57-1,109) of DARKMOON challenged BRICK WALL (1-
7478) (32-24-0,112) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  Up 3.  QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered BRICK 
WALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Didn't that poet say that there was 
something that didn't love a wall?  Well, this is the wall that isn't loved, that's 
for sure.
     HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (31-19-0,124) of LORDS OF VALHALLA challenged SEX 
CAMEL (82-25548) (20-23-4,147) of SWEET NOTHINGS.  Up 23.  HELM HAMMERHAND 
overpowered SEX CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  I don't even want to 
think about this one.

     TENACIOUS (7-5337) (38-17-1,132) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged BECKY (17-5782) 
(25-14-3,137) of BLADES OF STEEL.  Up 5.  TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by BECKY in 
a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.  You can see how Tenacious got his name, 
eh?  This was probably our longest fight, not that I was counting.
     RAUNI (31-5035) (28-15-0,156) of SOL INVICTUS challenged KRAMER (47-5191) (21-7-
0,159) of SECOND BANANAS.  Up 3.  RAUNI overpowered KRAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Sliced bananas.  I knew a guy who fried them, 
Rauni.  Every think of trying that?  Fried banana sandwiches.  Enough to give you a 
shiver just at the thought, isn't it?
     JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (35-44-0,167) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (77-101-3,180) of RHYME TYME.  Up 13.  JOHN LONGSHORE demolished MOD COD in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Everyone is invited to a fish 
dinner, breaded and fried cod filets.  Come as you are, all that stuff.
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (32-16-2,168) of POSSE challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) 
(40-30-0,151) of REDHORSE.  Down 17.  DESPERADO vanquished CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge battle.  Looks like the Hoof's experience edge was no help here.  
You might want to go to an orthohoofist and get that straightened.
     AGLIBOL (12-5848) (31-19-0,228) of DARKMOON challenged ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-
4856) (39-35-1,206) of TUFT TUGGERS.  Down 22.  AGLIBOL was bested by ZLATINA 
ANGUELOVA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  Motto of the day, "Life is 
unfair.  Get over it."

     And for the title:  NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (35-25-2,255) of ALL FINESSE fought 
EXILE (7-4618) (35-32-1,197) of BLADES OF ICE.  A random match.  NUTCRACKER 
overpowered EXILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title match.  Does this mean 
Exile is cracked?  Whatever.  Congratulations to Nutcracker, and we'll look for you 
here again in two weeks.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          36  25  2  267  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  29  15  4  259  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
-KHEMI 25-2281               42  36  2  231  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       70  94  0  218  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   40  35  1  218  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SINCLAIR 1-6269             34  10  3  199  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       45  41  1  198  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317        25  18  0  198  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           36  29  2  196  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             31  20  0  196  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        38  21  1  191  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 EXILE 7-4618                35  33  1  191  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432    35  17  0  191  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      36  44  0  185  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-UZI 44-1701                 31  32  1  181  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FANNY BELT 28-1804          43  26  1  180  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
-KI 31-165                   38  45  1  180  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DESPERADO 77-2459           33  16  2  180  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 DJAHN 9-1488                26  30  1  180  THE MONGOLOIDS (218)       ZUKAL
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218         33  27  1  179  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-BONGO 25-2600               26  21  0  178  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
 RAUNI 31-5035               29  15  0  176  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
-APPLE JACK 47-4011          36  28  4  175  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          32  27  1  171  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077      32  31  0  164  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       25   7  4  164  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 MOD COD 55-2638             77 102  3  163  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        41  39  0  161  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-JOE KING 47-2223            34  57  1  159  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     24   6  1  158  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
-BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      29  19  1  156  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 BECKY 17-5782               26  14  3  155  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441    24   8  0  153  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 TICKLES 9-3486              66  92  1  151  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 KRAMER 47-5191              21   8  0  151  SECOND BANANAS (1363)      NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        40  31  0  149  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 KONGOL 7-4524               40  37  2  147  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
-OSCAR 50-3153               35  10  0  147  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     32  19  0  146  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     22   6  1  145  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 FEALOST 1-3916              53  78  1  142  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CARRIE NATION 64-4054       65  99  0  138  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       18  17  1  138  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            38  18  1  132  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
-CARLY 65-2000               33  38  0  132  LETHAL HERITAGE (550)      DAL SHANG
 AEDON 7-4295                44  37  1  130  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 MOJO 38-848                 22  32  1  130  U.A.K. (1127)              CLIFFHOME
 BUCK 1-2291                 49 111  0  129  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
-KHEMRA 78-72                23  14  0  128  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          20  24  4  128  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      42  57  1  126  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          66 100  4  125  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-KELDON WARLORD 42-2501      20  11  1  123  WIND STORM (1365)          RODEKI
 MOOSE 56-3459               28  36  0  122  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-SHERIDAN 1-6055             28  25  2  117  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  23  18  1  114  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          30  19  1  113  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         24  29  1  112  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
-ZATHRUS 1-5858              31  36  1  111  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
-KID QUICK 56-3846           22   8  2  110  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
-LONE WOLF 31-162            38  47  1  108  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SPATHA 31-4996              33  20  2  106  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         35  41  0  103  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           32  25  0  100  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    27  18  0  100  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 HELLACIOUS 1-7541           20   3  1   95  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          11   7  6   94  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
-GLASS JOE 56-3847           19  11  0   93  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
-WALKER 1-6127               29  18  1   91  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      26  10  1   90  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        21   3  0   86  VILE REAVERS (1370)        ILLIS
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   24   8  1   85  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554          16   8  0   85  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948          19  23  0   84  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      16   9  0   80  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          34  57  1   78  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-KROETLAN 78-640             24  20  0   78  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      25  17  1   76  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324          20   8  0   76  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      21  18  2   74  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-SKI MASK 58-5869            51  92  1   73  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
-FLAIR 1-6169                22  23  0   71  WIND STORM (649)           MORDANT
 CEER 96-1537                11   7  4   68  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-SHADOW 67-725               18  10  0   66  ROGUES' GALLERY (838)      BARIKALA
-FARIN 78-503                21  34  2   65  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         40  66  0   64  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
-NATASHA 78-1937             23  12  2   64  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      22  15  0   63  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 OLD FART 1-1723             16   9  0   63  DEATH'S DOOR (1380)        MORDANT
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           27  29  0   61  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
-MESSIAH 1-7607              18   3  4   61  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
-BARAK 25-2858               25  25  3   59  VORTEX (478)               LYRATILAN
-YAKKO 7-3266                20  27  0   59  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 HEBEE 38-4359               16  14  0   56  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       36  51  3   54  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-HUCKLE CAT 35-3874          15   7  1   53  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 FAT BACK 96-1610             9   9  4   53  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 ROLF 37-1553                21  30  2   52  ROMAN EMPIRE (234)         SIBIKHAS
-SU-CHI 42-2500              13   8  2   49  WIND STORM (1365)          RODEKI
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         17  17  1   42  RONIN (1376)               TRICORUS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TORYN 78-71                 17  27  2   41  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
-KENNY 78-1940               14  13  0   41  LETHAL HERITAGE (750)      LIN TIRIAN
 PORK ROLL 97-1634            7  11  5   41  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       20  18  1   34  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        9   2  1   30  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

These didn't seem to make it last time:

I actually get around to posting some challenges, and I can't even get off my butt to 
post an ad!?  The demons must have hit me over the head one too many times! (For 
Demon reference, read up on my Andorian adventures which can be caught in Aruak City 
spotlights) -- Tankesh

Phetmolge -- Very fun!  What is this contest called again? -- Tankesh
P.S.  Some info on me.  One of my favorite quotes (of myself): It's a thankless job, 
but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.  Yes, I'm blonde, long hair, built well 
considering I'm elven.  5'6".  Cocky, chauvinistic, but very good hearted.  I think 
more highly of my skill than I should, but much of my confidence is not misplaced.  I 
dress very swanky, like a casual swashbuckler (indeed you could generally describe me 
as a 'swashbuckler').  Lace up tunic, tan vest, high soft leather boots, black pants, 
belt, and usually carry an assortment of weapons, some hidden.  Good enough?  Or do 
you want info on my warriors too?

Batavia -- You uh... well, you are too much for this ol' geologist, young man.  Hmm, 
well, but... you could leave the whip out of it, I am leathery enough! -- Dr. 
Longshore

     "Young man"?  Forgot your glasses again, did you?

Hallie O'Dene -- Get out of your dang house and you might see the sun! -- Segallion

Lini and Olaf -- Oh, YES!  Onions for Tempura!  Excellent!  Carrott, zucchini, sweet 
japanese potato, and japanese pumpkin too!  Excellent!  Especially onions! -- Tuft 
Tuggers

5-0 Baby!  Yeah! <Probably just jinxed myself> -- Tankesh

Kermorvan -- You were give an go at the beginning, and then you let me whup your 
butt!  What happened? -- Zlatina

Fealost -- I'm feelin' my oats for an elderly man, aren't I? -- Dr. Longshore

Tickles -- Valiantly fought. -- Kalidor

Phetmolge -- No problemo. -- Tankesh

Hallie O'Dene -- Thank you, I try to be impressive.  Now unfortunately I have to 
impress others outside Home Guard.  Good luck. -- Segallion

Batavia -- Everybody has a good day, and a bad day.  Trust me, I know you.  
Unfortunately for me, I sleep better while lying on the ground than I do fighting! -- 
Kalidor

Desperado -- I see that you are a superior student.  I like that in an opponent.  The 
feeling that SOMEBODY is getting something out of the fight, you know. -- Hallie 
O'Dene
P.S.  DOES this say something unkind about our world?

Crooked Hoof -- Well, you did manage to chip some of the bricks.  Good work, and I 
hope your hoof was not seriously damaged? -- Hallie O'Dene for the Brick Wall
P.S.  You don't want to know what the Wall was "thinking" about that match.  Trust me 
on this.

Flair -- Well... I seem to parry well, do I not?  I hadn't realized I had that in me. 
-- Pine Leaf
P.S.  Of course, it helped that after I had parried several blows, I got annoyed and 
started striking some "masterful" ones myself.  That is always good.

Hellacious -- As regards your "opponent rating," I think your name is quite accurate.  
Ouch! -- Lini Dawnwind

Mod Cod -- That was a nice move, twice, where you slipped past my parry.  But you 
need to learn some parries of your own. -- Gazelle

John Longshore -- With a name like that, I would have expected you to be male.  Was 
there a dreadful event in the arena that the healers forgot to correct? -- Fealost

That Fast-Fingers Fred got my backup weapon and my lunch money! -- Broken Toe

     Being a standby doesn't pay well, you know.

Brick Wall -- You grunted.  I heard you distinctly.  I'm not sure which brick the 
sound came from, however.  But you did. -- Crooked Hoof

Aedon -- Augh!  You scum!  (translation:  I need to work on my endurance) -- 
Hummingbird

Zathrus -- Maybe you should try some tactics.  Or else just try to remain standing.  
That's important. -- Moose

Sheridan -- I broke your rhythm!  Wow, I don't do that very often. -- Buck

Kroetlan -- What's an Arvedan? -- Mountain Goat

     Someone from the Simtakka area.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AGLIBOL was bested by ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
DESPERADO vanquished CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
JOHN LONGSHORE demolished MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RAUNI overpowered KRAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by BECKY in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
HELM HAMMERHAND overpowered SEX CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered BRICK WALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SPATHA won victory over CAT IN THE HAT in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
HEBEE vanquished LINI DAWNWIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CEER was overpowered by SOUL SCOURGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NUTCRACKER overpowered EXILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title match.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 3 minute one-sided battle.
MAD DOC WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by HALLIE O'DENE in a 4 minute conflict.
REDEMPTION overpowered BRANFORD HAWKE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
DJAHN luckily beat KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
BRIARTHORN devastated AEDON in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
KALIDOR THE BOLD overpowered BUCK in a 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
HUMMINGBIRD was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
FEALOST vanquished REDDI WHIP in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
MOOSE was vanquished by THEATRE BUM in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
MOJO was demolished by TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HELLACIOUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PORK ROLL was overpowered by DEMONICHELLION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FAT BACK was viciously subdued by WRETCHEDMISERY in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray.
DRANDUS DE'VIR overpowered PINE LEAF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was luckily beaten by OLD FART in a 2 minute fight.
GAR & BRILL savagely defeated ROLF in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  11 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         WALL OF STEEL     66 -  41 -  1      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        45 -  30 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  30 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  61 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    58 -  87 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  44 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  52 -  2      31  |

Turn 428 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  7         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NUTCRACKER 38-4380         36  25  2  267 ALL FINESSE (1236)
WALL OF STEEL    ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856  40  35  1  218 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
STRIKING ATTACK  REDEMPTION 4-4868          36  29  2  196 BLADES OF MIST (780)
LUNGING ATTACK   EXILE 7-4618               35  33  1  191 BLADES OF ICE (162)
TOTAL PARRY      MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432   35  17  0  191 POSSE (1362)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197     36  44  0  185 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          33  16  2  180 POSSE (1362)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             66  92  1  151 MY PETS (554)
PARRY-STRIKE     OLD FART 1-1723            16   9  0   63 DEATH'S DOOR (1380)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610            9   9  4   53 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BECKY 17-5782.  The ten other most popular fighters were HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, R 
IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155, MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432, KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441, FEALOST 
1-3916, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, JOHN 
LONGSHORE 11-4197, and TENACIOUS 7-5337.

The least popular fighter this week was PINE LEAF 24-4580.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BROKEN TOE 56-3683, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, SEX CAMEL 82-25548, 
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, ROLF 37-1553, MOJO 38-848, MOOSE 56-3459, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, 
AEDON 7-4295, and BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  4 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  5 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              53  78  1  142  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           36  29  2  196  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 EXILE 7-4618                35  33  1  191  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 DJAHN 9-1488                26  30  1  180  THE MONGOLOIDS (218)       ZUKAL
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   40  35  1  218  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             31  20  0  196  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 BECKY 17-5782               26  14  3  155  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      26  10  1   90  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 RAUNI 31-5035               29  15  0  176  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          66 100  4  125  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 ROLF 37-1553                21  30  2   52  ROMAN EMPIRE (234)         SIBIKHAS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          36  25  2  267  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 KRAMER 47-5191              21   8  0  151  SECOND BANANAS (1363)      NORTH FORK
 MOD COD 55-2638             77 102  3  163  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        40  31  0  149  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       70  94  0  218  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        21   3  0   86  VILE REAVERS (1370)        ILLIS
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      16   9  0   80  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432    35  17  0  191  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          20  24  4  128  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                11   7  4   68  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          11   7  6   94  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  29  15  4  259  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE