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Date : 05/31/2006 Duedate: 06/13/2006
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-429
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 362 233 4 60.8 9-VORTEX 25/478 97 116 0 45.5
REALMS TUFTS 71/1344 WIND STORM 1/649
2 RONIN 51/1376 17 12 0 58.6 ROGUES' GALLERY 67/838
POSSE 77/1362 WIND STORM 42/1365
3 KILLING ME S 96/1367 372 293 1 55.9 LETHAL HERITAGE 65/550
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 LETHAL HERITAGE 78/750
IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382 10-ALTER EGO! 74/1379 81 103 0 44.0
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 PHAZE PHOLKS 65/1378
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 385 320 8 54.6 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 430 577 9 42.7
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 183 164 2 52.7 12 MY PETS 9/554 535 814 15 39.7
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 RHYME TYME 55/449
CLEVER LINGO 46/1212 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 13 REDHORSE 56/1325 239 365 1 39.6
SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303 14 KRILL CAVALR 24/1364 514 854 6 37.6
SECOND BANANAS 47/1363 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
6-SPARF! 54/1372 805 748 11 51.8 KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358
7 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 35 39 0 47.3 15 U.A.K. 38/1127 6 12 0 33.3
8 DARKMOON 12/1197 102 120 0 45.9 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/218
VILE REAVERS 59/1370 DEATH'S DOOR 1/1380
SOL INVICTUS 31/1355 ROMAN EMPIRE 37/234
CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey you guys,
Here's how I got roped into this: Debby Tonte was going on vacation, see?
Surf, sun...so what do those Sheila say? "Hit the road, Keel Woodhaven. Home Guard
needs a spyreport." "That's great," I say, "why don't ya pull one out of yer--" And
then she points her wand at me and, I think tries to turn me into something, but
magic never works right on me and instead it turns me all...nice, for a minute.
(gag!) So I change what I was going to say, "--list of old discarded boyfriends.
Sure, I'll be glad ta do that for ya, Sheels."
As soon as it wore off I mounted up to go on vacation, too (surf and sun
wouldn't be so bad, at that), but damn it, she cast a spell on my horse and Old Brown
brought me right here. So what the hell. Actually, it was kinda fun to watch you
guys whacking each other on the head for a couple hours.
Second Bananas were avoided by Tuft Tuggers. Good going there, Banana boys.
Well, it looks like your Captain of the Guard didn't get any challenges, or if
he did, he successfully avoided those teams. NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (36-25-2,267) of
ALL FINESSE fought R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (29-15-4,259) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
NUTCRACKER savagely defeated R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute Title match. I suspect
Nut didn't challenge because his only option was down. Nut is one of them Aimed Blow
warriors so you can't really like him, but he fought a good fight against a far less
pudly warrior who I didn't like, either. So, good job.
Old Fart was most challenged. PIT FIGHTER (51-4297) (17-17-1,42) of RONIN
challenged OLD FART (1-1723) (16-9-0,63) of DEATH'S DOOR. PIT FIGHTER demolished OLD
FART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. You know, looking at his
record, Old Fart isn't an old fart at all. And he's your top Parry-Lunger, which can
be a dangerous style if it's done right. That was a good challenge and a good win.
Nice job, Pit Fighter.
Nobody died. That's good. You don't want to get rezzed by Sheila, really you
don't.
What happened to Sparf!? I like their name, it's one of my favorite cusswords
spelled backwards. Last turn there were a whole bunch of teams in the Sparf guild
and the guild was active. This turn, there's just Sparf and it's inactive. What the
fraps? Come back!
Heh...there were only twenty-six fights altogether, which means that we're
really missing Sparf. I guess it wouldn't hurt to at least mention the stats for
each fight.
REDEMPTION (4-4868) (36-29-2,196) of BLADES OF MIST fought TICKLES (9-3486) (66-
92-1,151) of MY PETS. REDEMPTION handily defeated TICKLES in an action packed 1
minute one-sided conflict. Tickles is our top basher. There aren't too many bashers
out there these days, are there?
EXILE (7-4618) (35-33-1,191) of BLADES OF ICE fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-0,170)
of EX-SPYREPORTERS. EXILE was overpowered by KATRINA in an action packed 1 minute
uneven struggle. She always was a devious wench...I don't think that was really her,
though. She got herself a stand-in. Probably a retired Home Guardian with 300
fights. So don't feel bad, Exile.
BECKY (17-5782) (26-14-3,155) of BLADES OF STEEL fought MOD COD (55-2638) (77-
102-3,163) of RHYME TYME. BECKY overpowered MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader, but you wouldn't know it from this fight.
He was coasting.
DESPERADO (77-2459) (33-16-2,180) of POSSE fought CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (40-31-
0,149) of REDHORSE. DESPERADO devastated CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AEDON (7-4295) (44-37-1,130) of BLADES OF ICE fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (66-
100-4,125) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. AEDON was savagely defeated by KOOKABURRA in an
exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
SPATHA (31-4996) (33-20-2,106) of SOL INVICTUS fought KONGOL (7-4524) (40-37-
2,147) of BLADES OF ICE. SPATHA narrowly defeated KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 2
minute bloody conflict.
BUCK (1-2291) (49-111-0,129) of MOSSRUNNERS fought HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025)
(32-19-0,146) of LORDS OF VALHALLA. BUCK luckily beat HELM HAMMERHAND in a 2 minute
fight.
MOOSE (56-3459) (28-36-0,122) of REDHORSE fought BRICK WALL (1-7478) (32-25-
0,100) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. MOOSE was unbelievably bested by BRICK WALL in a
popular 4 minute gruesome match. And Moose was this turn's favorite warrior,
according to the spectators. They got no taste. Watching somebody hack at a brick
wall until they fall down isn't something that gets ME all a-flutter.
REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (11-7-6,94) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-
4909) (16-9-0,80) of REALMS TUFTS. REDDI WHIP was vanquished by DRANDUS DE'VIR in a
popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
PORK ROLL (97-1634) (7-11-5,41) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683)
(34-57-1,78) of REDHORSE. PORK ROLL was overpowered by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute
uneven fight.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-31563) (15-8-1,54) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! fought
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (22-15-0,63) of CHAOTICDISORDER. YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE
overpowered WRETCHEDMISERY in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) (21-3-0,86) of VILE REAVERS fought CAT IN THE HAT (24-
3103) (26-10-1,90) of THE SEUSS HEUSS. SOUL SCOURGE savagely defeated CAT IN THE HAT
in an action packed 4 minute match.
MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (36-51-3,54) of REDHORSE fought PINE LEAF (24-4580) (27-
29-0,61) of KRILL CAVALRY. MOUNTAIN GOAT vanquished PINE LEAF in a 1 minute one-
sided fray.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (40-66-0,64) of JUST BECAUSE fought LINI DAWNWIND (11-
5865) (20-18-1,34) of KRILL CAVALRY. GAR & BRILL overcame LINI DAWNWIND in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout.
Then there were the challenge matches, which are always a little more
interesting. You guys who fought in the random matches, you should challenge. If
you put some thought into it, you'll win more. Some were up-challenges and some were
down-challenges. It's easy math, you can do it yourself if you want to know.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (40-35-1,218) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged HALLIE
O'DENE (58-6018) (70-94-0,218) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA bested HALLIE
O'DENE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Zlatina is your top Wall of
Steel warrior, which is a good style, plus I just like to see a couple of babes
fighting. I kept hoping they would throw down their weapons and start wrestling, but
no luck this time.
JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (36-44-0,185) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged AGLIBOL (12-
5848) (31-20-0,196) of DARKMOON. JOHN LONGSHORE vanquished AGLIBOL in an exciting 1
minute uneven Challenge battle. It's good to know John Longshore is male and not a
golem. I mean, good to know in kind of a not-my-personal-business way, but he did
mention it in the ads.
BRANFORD HAWKE (11-5077) (32-31-0,164) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged MAD DOC
WILLIAMS (77-2432) (35-17-0,191) of POSSE. BRANFORD HAWKE savagely defeated MAD DOC
WILLIAMS in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (24-8-0,153) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged BRIARTHORN
(12-5671) (32-27-1,171) of DARKMOON. KALIDOR THE BOLD savagely defeated BRIARTHORN
in an exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
KRAMER (47-5191) (21-8-0,151) of SECOND BANANAS challenged RAUNI (31-5035) (29-
15-0,176) of SOL INVICTUS. KRAMER devastated RAUNI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (38-18-1,132) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged FEALOST (1-3916)
(53-78-1,142) of MOSSRUNNERS. TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by FEALOST in a 4
minute Challenge competition.
SEX CAMEL (82-25548) (20-24-4,128) of SWEET NOTHINGS challenged QUEEN AMAZONIA
(12-4796) (42-57-1,126) of DARKMOON. SEX CAMEL vanquished QUEEN AMAZONIA in an
action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HELLACIOUS (1-7541) (20-3-1,95) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-
3475) (35-41-0,103) of REDHORSE. HELLACIOUS was narrowly defeated by HUMMINGBIRD in
a 3 minute Challenge duel. This was another babe-on-babe fight. Good stuff, good
stuff.
HEBEE (38-4359) (16-14-0,56) of ALL FINESSE challenged FAT BACK (96-1610) (9-9-
4,53) of KILLING ME SOFTLY. HEBEE overpowered FAT BACK in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge match.
CEER (96-1537) (11-7-4,68) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged DEMONICHELLION (33-
7038) (21-18-2,74) of CHAOTICDISORDER. CEER was overpowered by DEMONICHELLION in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
Well, that's pretty much it. I hope Deb is back next time, but if not, I don't
mind you guys if you don't mind me. It's been...albendranius. (snort!)
Woodhaven
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 37 25 2 282 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KHEMI 25-2281 42 36 2 231 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 41 35 1 224 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 37 44 0 208 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-SINCLAIR 1-6269 34 10 3 199 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 29 16 4 199 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
REDEMPTION 4-4868 37 29 2 198 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 70 95 0 197 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 33 31 0 195 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
DESPERADO 77-2459 34 16 2 187 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KRAMER 47-5191 22 8 0 184 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 31 21 0 180 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
-DJAHN 9-1488 26 30 1 180 THE MONGOLOIDS (218) ZUKAL
-BONGO 25-2600 26 21 0 178 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 18 0 176 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441 25 8 0 173 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
EXILE 7-4618 35 34 1 170 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
BECKY 17-5782 27 14 3 169 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 32 28 1 164 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
RAUNI 31-5035 29 16 0 158 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
FEALOST 1-3916 54 78 1 157 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
TICKLES 9-3486 66 93 1 154 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
MOD COD 55-2638 77 103 3 152 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
BUCK 1-2291 50 111 0 151 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 40 32 0 150 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 67 100 4 140 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 21 24 4 138 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
SPATHA 31-4996 34 20 2 135 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 32 20 0 133 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
-CARLY 65-2000 33 38 0 132 LETHAL HERITAGE (550) DAL SHANG
TENACIOUS 7-5337 38 19 1 130 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
-MOJO 38-848 22 32 1 130 U.A.K. (1127) CLIFFHOME
KONGOL 7-4524 40 38 2 128 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-KHEMRA 78-72 23 14 0 128 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
AEDON 7-4295 44 38 1 123 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-KELDON WARLORD 42-2501 20 11 1 123 WIND STORM (1365) RODEKI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 36 41 0 118 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 42 58 1 117 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
BRICK WALL 1-7478 33 25 0 117 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
-SHERIDAN 1-6055 28 25 2 117 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
-ZATHRUS 1-5858 31 36 1 111 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
MOOSE 56-3459 28 37 0 111 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 22 3 0 100 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 17 9 0 100 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 20 4 1 95 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-WALKER 1-6127 29 18 1 91 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 26 11 1 90 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 22 18 2 84 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 35 57 1 80 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 11 8 6 79 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
-KROETLAN 78-640 24 20 0 78 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 16 8 1 74 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
-FLAIR 1-6169 22 23 0 71 WIND STORM (649) MORDANT
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 37 51 3 69 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 18 17 1 68 RONIN (1376) TRICORUS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 41 66 0 66 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-SHADOW 67-725 18 10 0 66 ROGUES' GALLERY (838) BARIKALA
HEBEE 38-4359 17 14 0 66 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
-FARIN 78-503 21 34 2 65 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
-NATASHA 78-1937 23 12 2 64 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
-MESSIAH 1-7607 18 3 4 61 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
CEER 96-1537 11 8 4 61 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
-BARAK 25-2858 25 25 3 59 VORTEX (478) LYRATILAN
-HUCKLE CAT 35-3874 15 7 1 53 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
-ROLF 37-1553 21 30 2 52 ROMAN EMPIRE (234) SIBIKHAS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 22 16 0 50 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
PINE LEAF 24-4580 27 30 0 47 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
FAT BACK 96-1610 9 10 4 45 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
OLD FART 1-1723 16 10 0 42 DEATH'S DOOR (1380) MORDANT
-TORYN 78-71 17 27 2 41 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
-KENNY 78-1940 14 13 0 41 LETHAL HERITAGE (750) LIN TIRIAN
PORK ROLL 97-1634 7 12 5 40 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 20 19 1 37 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 9 2 1 30 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Aglibol -- Oooo!!! Ouch! You came knocking on a big downchallenge, and then I hit you
with the big hit at center ice. They carried you from the ice to the hospital, and by
the time you woke up, you found your clothes were out of style! Tell Bobby Bigfoot
downchallenging only irks Tankesh. Do it again, regardless of whether you won or not,
and we're going to do more than lay you out on the ice...more like six feet under! --
Zlatina
Mod Cod -- Well, hmm...I feel like I'm getting younger the way I've been performing
lately. Not only did I win against such a superiorly experienced warrior, I got a
skill I was looking for. Thank you. -- Dr. John Longshore, PhD. Geology.
Redemtion -- I'm not sure if you'll still be here by the time I come looking for it
against you.... -- Branford (slow to develop)
Buck -- You've had some good fights against my other team mates, but that was VERY
one sided. Step it up! -- Kalidor
Pine Leaf -- And the point of your name is? -- Drandus
Ed. (or whoever was commenting last turn) -- Err...forgot my glasses? What makes
Batavia particularly old for you to note that when I called him a 'young man' you
said I needed glasses? -- Dr. Longshore
Wasn't me. I always sign my comments! -- Ed.
Ah...I didn't jinx the team! Followed up with a 4-1...very nice. Unless that IS
being jinxed, but I don't see how I could always go 5-0. Hmm...that WOULD be nice
wouldn't it, I'll certainly go for it! -- Tankesh
Fealost -- That is a Commission clerical error that had never been fixed. They
thought I was a sexless golem. When I told them I was male, they left the 'it'
categorization. Pretty thick headed of them, eh? -- John Longshore
Desperado -- Did I mean to do what? How could I do something, kidding or otherwise,
when you whack me three times before I can blink? Gods, you're fast! -- Crooked Hoof
Kalidor the Bold -- Sorry I wasn't paying that much attention to our fight. Phetmolge
told me I should be concentrating on picking up skills. So I kept looking for them,
but I didn't see any. If there were any in the arena, I guess they were buried in the
sand. But the Commission guy said you got three of them. Did they stick to your
shoes, or what? I'm gonna put glue on my shoes next time. -- Buck
Kookaburra -- Thank you for the skills. I guess my shoes were sticky today. --
Hummingbird
Reddi Whip -- Ha! You're too soft. -- Fealost
P.S. Get a gender.
Theatre Bum -- Thanks for showing me that parry skill. I have trouble learning those.
-- Moose
Hellacious -- That wasn't surprising but I thought it was uncalled-for. Old farts
come to Home Guard so they can win once in a while. -- Broken Toe
Broken Toe -- Oh yeah, you had to say that, didn't you? -- Mountain Goat
Old Fart -- Good fight. -- Mountain Goat
Queen Amazonia -- I think the Brick Wall was impressed with your efforts, but perhaps
not pleased, as who would be? Something about "being knocked out of plumb." But you
did well. -- Hallie O'Dene
Hebee -- Well, that was fast. -- Lini Dawnwind
P.S. What else is there to say about it?
Mad Doc Williams -- A classic style match, was it not? -- Hallie O'Dene
Drandus De'vir -- I dislike fighting such small people. You're all so aggressive! --
Pine Leaf
Segallion -- Not here. -- Hallie O'Dene
3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum. So I'm prey, am I, Max. You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay. I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on. Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing. Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance. They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC. If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them. The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm
6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!
Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA bested HALLIE O'DENE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
JOHN LONGSHORE vanquished AGLIBOL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BRANFORD HAWKE savagely defeated MAD DOC WILLIAMS in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
KALIDOR THE BOLD savagely defeated BRIARTHORN in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
KRAMER devastated RAUNI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by FEALOST in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
SEX CAMEL vanquished QUEEN AMAZONIA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HELLACIOUS was narrowly defeated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
HEBEE overpowered FAT BACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
CEER was overpowered by DEMONICHELLION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PIT FIGHTER demolished OLD FART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
NUTCRACKER savagely defeated R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute Title match.
REDEMPTION handily defeated TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EXILE was overpowered by KATRINA in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
BECKY overpowered MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DESPERADO devastated CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AEDON was savagely defeated by KOOKABURRA in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
SPATHA narrowly defeated KONGOL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody conflict.
BUCK luckily beat HELM HAMMERHAND in a 2 minute fight.
MOOSE was unbelievably bested by BRICK WALL in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
REDDI WHIP was vanquished by DRANDUS DE'VIR in a popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
PORK ROLL was overpowered by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered WRETCHEDMISERY in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SOUL SCOURGE savagely defeated CAT IN THE HAT in a action packed 4 minute match.
MOUNTAIN GOAT vanquished PINE LEAF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GAR & BRILL overcame LINI DAWNWIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 11 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 45 - 29 - 1 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 WALL OF STEEL 61 - 41 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 38 - 30 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 11 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 52 - 59 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 42 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 83 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 50 - 2 31 |
Turn 429 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 5 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NUTCRACKER 38-4380 37 25 2 282 ALL FINESSE (1236)
WALL OF STEEL ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 41 35 1 224 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 37 44 0 208 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
STRIKING ATTACK REDEMPTION 4-4868 37 29 2 198 BLADES OF MIST (780)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 34 16 2 187 POSSE (1362)
TOTAL PARRY MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 35 18 0 176 POSSE (1362)
LUNGING ATTACK EXILE 7-4618 35 34 1 170 BLADES OF ICE (162)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 66 93 1 154 MY PETS (554)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE FAT BACK 96-1610 9 10 4 45 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
PARRY-STRIKE OLD FART 1-1723 16 10 0 42 DEATH'S DOOR (1380)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were FEALOST 1-3916, CAT IN
THE HAT 24-3103, MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432, NUTCRACKER 38-4380, KOOKABURRA 33-4151,
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077, KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441, BRIARTHORN
12-5671, and KRAMER 47-5191.
The least popular fighter this week was PINE LEAF 24-4580. The other ten least
popular fighters were PORK ROLL 97-1634, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, MOD COD 55-2638, FAT
BACK 96-1610, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, OLD FART 1-1723, CEER
96-1537, QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796, and TENACIOUS 7-5337.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 3 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 54 78 1 157 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 37 29 2 198 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
EXILE 7-4618 35 34 1 170 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 66 93 1 154 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 41 35 1 224 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 31 21 0 180 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
BECKY 17-5782 27 14 3 169 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 26 11 1 90 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
RAUNI 31-5035 29 16 0 158 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 67 100 4 140 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 37 25 2 282 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
KRAMER 47-5191 22 8 0 184 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 18 17 1 68 RONIN (1376) TRICORUS
MOD COD 55-2638 77 103 3 152 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 40 32 0 150 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 70 95 0 197 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 22 3 0 100 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 17 9 0 100 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
DESPERADO 77-2459 34 16 2 187 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 21 24 4 138 SWEET NOTHINGS (1366) DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 11 8 4 61 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 11 8 6 79 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 29 16 4 199 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE