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Date   : 07/26/2006    Duedate: 08/08/2006

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DM-101    TURN-433

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   369  246  4 60.0    8 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   38   40  0 48.7
    REALMS TUFTS 71/1344                      9 DRAKE'S BAR-B 15/313  162  175  5 48.1
  2 STREET PIZZA 18/173   384  306  1 55.7      DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075           
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306               10 DARKMOON 12/1197      120  134  1 47.2
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/1386                  SOL INVICTUS 31/1355                  
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                   VILE REAVERS 59/1370                  
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382             11 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  431  580  9 42.6
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   398  327  8 54.9   12 MY PETS 9/554         545  820 15 39.9
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                        THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
  4 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   199  176  2 53.1      GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                  13 REDHORSE 56/1325      250  382  1 39.6
    SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366                      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1363                   14 KRILL CAVALR 24/1364  522  862  6 37.7
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369                    CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
  5 OTTO'S PARTS 52/892   806  748 11 51.9      KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358                 
    HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1384              15 DEATH'S DOOR 1/1380     6   18  0 25.0
  6 SUPERIOR FOR 82/1385  224  222  1 50.2      ROMAN EMPIRE 1/1387                   
  7-THE STORMGUAR 31/132  127  130  2 49.4   16 NORTHERN BAD 28/1346    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Home Guard:

That makes two aimed-blow warriors I have defeated in a row.  I would hope that is
impressive considering my own style, and my youth.  Despite Keel's hypothesis that I
have many tourney fights, I can confirm without a doubt that I have less than ten,
making my winning ability based on my ability to learn, and to having the right
attitude.  Everybody should have a 'I can do it' mentality.  It is something so
strong in myself, that people have come to call my challenges and actions, bold!

What is this?  Oh, excuse me, Spot is running around my feet.  That is the name of
Tankesh's new dog apparently...ah, and here is the reason, Tankesh is approaching.
Hmm...he looks rather irked.  Well, I suppose I would too if Spot kept jumping on me
and everybody within twenty feet.

Back to training, back to work, and back to defending the Isle as...

Captain of the Guard,
Kalidor the Bold

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey you guys,

     It's good to be back here.  You're some pretty good guys and I don't mean to
give you short shrift, but Sheila invited me to lunch so I don't have much time.  So
this'll be short.
     Kalidor's gone and done it.  Not only did he challenge the highest ranked
contender and mop the arena with him, but he's our top Waste and our Overall
Popularity Leader.  Good going there Kal.  KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (28-8-0,217) of
TUFT TUGGERS challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (80-103-3,214) of RHYME TYME.  KALIDOR THE
BOLD bested MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.  Mod Cod is
top Lunger, in spite of losing.
     Oh, the local bar asked me to make an announcement.  Phetmolge got their name
wrong in his storytelling. Bash & Glug.  But they said to say they appreciated the
mention anyhow.
     Bathtub Armada was avoided by Tuft Tuggers.  No one was killed.
     Armpit Candy was most challenged.  HELLACIOUS (1-7541) (21-6-1,78) of
MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged ARMPIT CANDY (18-9020) (21-7-0,96) of STREET PIZZA.
HELLACIOUS vanquished ARMPIT CANDY in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
You just gotta wonder at these names.
     REDEMPTION (4-4868) (39-30-2,196) of BLADES OF MIST fought HELM HAMMERHAND (31-
5025) (35-20-0,193) of LORDS OF VALHALLA. REDEMPTION demolished HELM HAMMERHAND in a
1 minute mismatched competition.  Redemption is top striker.  I always figured that
of all the styles, the Wastes have the biggest balls, but some folks say Strikers.
     R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (32-16-4,209) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought TICKLES
(9-3486) (67-95-1,158) of MY PETS.  R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated TICKLES in a 2
minute bloody one-sided battle.  R is for Repugnant is top Aimed Blow.  Tickles is
top Basher.
     OBSESSED AVENGER (15-2162) (44-47-1,191) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q fought RAUNI (31-
5035) (31-17-0,199) of SOL INVICTUS.  OBSESSED AVENGER was viciously subdued by RAUNI
in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.  Rauni is top PR.  Obsessed Avenger is top PS.
     JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (37-47-0,161) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged CROOKED HOOF
(56-3493) (41-34-0,166) of REDHORSE.  JOHN LONGSHORE was overpowered by CROOKED HOOF
in a 1 minute Challenge match.  Crooked Hoof is top slasher.  Seems like you should
only get a stylemaster title if you win.
     FEALOST (1-3916) (55-80-1,172) of MOSSRUNNERS fought LUNA TYCK (33-5761) (35-38-
1,151) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO.  FEALOST was viciously subdued by LUNA TYCK in a 2
minute bloody bout.  Luna is top PL.
     TENACIOUS (7-5337) (41-19-1,160) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought BRICK WALL (1-7478)
(34-27-0,103) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  TENACIOUS outwaited BRICK WALL in a tiring 17
minute brawl.  Tenacious is top TP.  This was the longest fight, by quite a bit.  And
Brick Wall was this turn's least popular "warrior."  I like a good endurance contest,
myself.  Gives you a chance to think stuff over.
     This turn's favorite:  Pine Leaf.  PINE LEAF (24-4580) (30-30-0,104) of KRILL
CAVALRY fought AEDON (7-4295) (44-41-1,110) of BLADES OF ICE.    PINE LEAF was
unbelievably bested by AEDON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
     And you know what?  That's the kaboodle.  Would you guys like to have a contest
or something?  Don't you do that sometimes?  I mean, without having the barmaid at
the Bash & Glug get out the calipers, is there any way to find out who's got the
biggest balls, Strikers or Wastes?

                              Woodhaven, Wall of Steel and Proud Of It

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441    29   8  0  223  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           40  30  2  214  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  33  16  4  211  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       73  96  0  210  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   43  37  1  208  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 RAUNI 31-5035               32  17  0  205  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 MOD COD 55-2638             80 104  3  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 EXILE 7-4618                38  35  1  201  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162    44  48  1  195  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             33  23  1  194  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          39  27  2  193  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     35  21  0  187  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        42  34  0  176  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 KRAMER 47-5191              22  12  0  173  SECOND BANANAS (1363)      NORTH FORK
 BECKY 17-5782               30  15  3  171  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 KONGOL 7-4524               43  39  2  170  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 LUNA TYCK 33-5761           36  38  1  168  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIATOLI ISLAND
 TICKLES 9-3486              67  96  1  163  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            42  19  1  162  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077      33  35  0  159  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 FEALOST 1-3916              55  81  1  157  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      29  12  1  155  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      37  48  0  154  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      44  60  1  153  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          23  26  4  152  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          70 101  4  141  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BUCK 1-2291                 51 114  0  136  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      25  19  2  134  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        25   4  0  134  VILE REAVERS (1370)        ILLIS
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         38  43  0  132  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          33  31  1  129  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 SPATHA 31-4996              34  24  2  118  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           34  28  0  115  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 MOOSE 56-3459               30  39  0  115  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CEER 96-1537                14   9  4  115  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 AEDON 7-4295                45  41  1  114  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           30  31  0  105  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      26  16  0  100  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 HELLACIOUS 1-7541           22   6  1  100  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 HEBEE 38-4359               20  15  0   97  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELESARIUS 1-7122           22  29  2   89  ROMAN EMPIRE (1387)        MORDANT
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       40  52  3   84  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 ARMPIT CANDY 18-9020        21   8  0   81  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 FAT BACK 96-1610            10  13  4   75  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      18  12  0   74  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 MAXIMUS DECIMUS 28-3440     22  11  0   72  NORTHERN BADLANDS (1346)   MORYA
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    19  12  0   71  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 DUMPWEED 82-13924           18   2  0   69  SUPERIOR FORCES B105 (1385 DWES EG
 PORK ROLL 97-1634            9  14  5   67  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
-TERCERO ENCANTO 1-7635      19   2  3   62  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
-QUO VADIS 10-5683           20   1  0   61  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          13  10  6   61  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
-SPEEDWELL 1-7667            16   5  1   54  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 FLABBY-O 82-30720            5   1  1   54  STREET PIZZAD XXII (1386)  DWES EG
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         42  69  0   52  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       21  22  1   52  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
-JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280      25   6  1   50  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          35  61  1   44  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 OLD FART 1-1723             16  14  0   43  DEATH'S DOOR (1380)        MORDANT
 KILL ME PLEASE 1-1721       19  11  0   36  DEATH'S DOOR (1380)        MORDANT
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  16  12  1   34  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

ACK!!  My boys are getting hammered!  Talk about jinxed!  I went from 60%, to almost
61% in three turns (pretty good considering how many arena fights I have) and am back
at 60% again.  Figures!  Damn it, Spot, get your paws off me.  I can't have muddy dog
print on my nice vest when I meet the ladies....  That's what comes of being a hero
and saving the girl next door. -- Tankesh
P.S.  Anybody want to take Spot?  I'm not the animal type.

Hallie O'Dene -- Yeah, I did come seeking skills, and hopefully a win.  Got a problem
with that?  And no, the Greywand won't leach them back because I haven't needed
resurrecting.  And no, I never said you were easy, get off it.  <rolls eyes> --
Branford

Hallie -- He's stuffy, ignore him. -- Zlatina

Fealost -- I only do mean unspeakable things...with a stick. -- Zlatina

Phetmolge -- You're not the only one getting jinxed.  Mannequin's teams are a pain in
the ass. -- Tankesh

Nutcracker -- AHHHH!!  No!  Damn it!  That is total BS!  I'm so coming to whup your
butt, you lucky punk.  I'm going to check you in center ice so hard, that when you
wake up your CLOTHES WILL BE OUT OF STYLE!! -- Zlatina

Fealost -- It seems all the warriors I used to be able to defeat are beating me now.
Hmm...that also seems to be happening to my team mates.  Strange happenings, maybe
the planet's orbit is shifting and the magnetic poles are realigning.... -- Dr.
Longshore

Helm Hammerhand -- Lame. -- Branford

Pine Leaf -- See what Longshore said to Fealost....  <rolls eyes> -- Drandus

Kalidor the Bold -- And well-earned is your name.  I salute you. -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S.  "Walks stoically"?  What were they thinking?  I was caroming off the walls!

     But stoically, no doubt. -- Ed.

Ceer -- Fortunately for both of us, the Brick Wall was otherwise occupied, something
to do with, um, lateral displacement of some kind, and so did not think any personals
for me to pass on.  Good work. -- Hallie O'Dene

Drandus De'Vir -- How can it be that I got the first blow?  I would not have expected
it. -- Pine Leaf
P.S.  Not that I'm complaining!

Wretchedmisery -- Love company, do you?  Ouch. -- Lini Dawnwind

John Longshore -- I was happy to teach you those skills in exchange for a win that I
badly needed.  And no, I don't think you're a rock quarry. -- Fealost

Zlatina -- Good luck, then, busting Nutcracker's private portions. -- Fealost (a very
polite elf)

R is for Repugnant -- Why do they call you that? -- Crooked Hoof
P.S.  Great second minute strategy.

Briarthorn -- I was surprised to beat you.  I think it was that sudden upward slice
that did it, don't you agree? -- Hummingbird

Becky -- I liked when the announcer got us confused and called us Beck and Bucky. --
Buck

Kalidor -- Thanks. -- Buck, industriously pursuing his new job of raking the sands
after the fights (looking for dropped skills)

Kookaburra -- I don't mind losing if I can learn four new things every time.  Thanks.
-- Moose

Tankesh -- What did you name the dog? -- Moose

Pork Roll -- After spending more than half the fight on the ground, you got up and
cut me to ribbons?  I sure didn't see that coming. -- Broken Toe

They throw some tasty flowers in the Home Guard arena. -- Mountain Goat, who beat a
stand-in and got pelted with blossoms for it

Tankesh -- So how was it? -- Phetmolge
P.S.  I was so clockwise for the rest of the day that I couldn't make a left turn to
save my life.

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia.  All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps

1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found!  We are engaging in arena 31.  Let them feel our wrath.  Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm

1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:

The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10,  11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106.  Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,

pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak.  You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KALIDOR THE BOLD bested MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA subdued NUTCRACKER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
AGLIBOL was defeated by HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KRAMER was devastated by EXILE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
JOHN LONGSHORE was overpowered by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SEX CAMEL viciously subdued BRIARTHORN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
QUEEN AMAZONIA devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SOUL SCOURGE handily defeated CEER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HEBEE vanquished FAT BACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HELLACIOUS vanquished ARMPIT CANDY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OBSESSED AVENGER was viciously subdued by RAUNI in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
REDEMPTION demolished HELM HAMMERHAND in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT devastated TICKLES in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
KONGOL beat BRANFORD HAWKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
BUCK was overpowered by CAT IN THE HAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
FEALOST was viciously subdued by LUNA TYCK in a 2 minute bloody bout.
TENACIOUS outwaited BRICK WALL in a tiring 17 minute brawl.
BECKY beat DEMONICHELLION in a exciting 1 minute match.
KOOKABURRA savagely defeated SPATHA in a 2 minute gory match.
PINE LEAF was unbelievably bested by AEDON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
MOOSE overpowered BELESARIUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
REDDI WHIP unbelievably bested BROKEN TOE in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
PORK ROLL overpowered OLD FART in a 2 minute one-sided match.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE was overpowered by CAULIFLOWER EARS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLABBY-O savagely defeated KILL ME PLEASE in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
DUMPWEED demolished LINI DAWNWIND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
DRANDUS DE'VIR overcame GAR & BRILL in a action packed 1 minute bout.
MOUNTAIN GOAT overpowered MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
WRETCHEDMISERY overpowered MAXIMUS DECIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  10 -  0      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  20 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         AIMED BLOW        45 -  33 -  2      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  43 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  48 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  67 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  35 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  39 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  10 -  0      38  |

Turn 433 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441   29   8  0  223 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
STRIKING ATTACK  REDEMPTION 4-4868          40  30  2  214 BLADES OF MIST (780)
AIMED BLOW       R IS FOR REPUGNAN 99-1155  33  16  4  211 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAUNI 31-5035              32  17  0  205 SOL INVICTUS (1355)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638            80 104  3  203 RHYME TYME (449)
PARRY-STRIKE     OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162   44  48  1  195 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)
SLASHING ATTACK  CROOKED HOOF 56-3493       42  34  0  176 REDHORSE (1325)
PARRY-LUNGE      LUNA TYCK 33-5761          36  38  1  168 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             67  96  1  163 MY PETS (554)
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337           42  19  1  162 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PINE LEAF 24-4580.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAUNI 31-5035, MOD 
COD 55-2638, SEX CAMEL 82-25548, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162, 
BROKEN TOE 56-3683, FLABBY-O 82-30720, KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441, KONGOL 7-4524, and 
LUNA TYCK 33-5761.

The least popular fighter this week was BRICK WALL 1-7478.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TENACIOUS 7-5337, YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 82-31563, BELESARIUS 
1-7122, HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025, FAT BACK 96-1610, KRAMER 47-5191, MAXIMUS DECIMUS 
28-3440, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, KILL ME PLEASE 1-1721, and BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  6 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              55  81  1  157  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           40  30  2  214  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 EXILE 7-4618                38  35  1  201  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              67  96  1  163  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441    29   8  0  223  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             33  23  1  194  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162    44  48  1  195  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 BECKY 17-5782               30  15  3  171  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 ARMPIT CANDY 18-9020        21   8  0   81  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      29  12  1  155  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 MAXIMUS DECIMUS 28-3440     22  11  0   72  NORTHERN BADLANDS (1346)   MORYA
 RAUNI 31-5035               32  17  0  205  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LUNA TYCK 33-5761           36  38  1  168  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIATOLI ISLAND
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          39  27  2  193  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 KRAMER 47-5191              22  12  0  173  SECOND BANANAS (1363)      NORTH FORK
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    19  12  0   71  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638             80 104  3  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        42  34  0  176  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       73  96  0  210  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        25   4  0  134  VILE REAVERS (1370)        ILLIS
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      18  12  0   74  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          23  26  4  152  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                14   9  4  115  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634            9  14  5   67  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  33  16  4  211  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted.  If you have 
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI