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Date   : 08/09/2006    Duedate: 08/22/2006

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-434

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   371  249  4 59.8    8 DRAKE'S BAR-B 15/313  164  175  5 48.4
    REALMS TUFTS 71/1344                        DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075           
  2 STREET PIZZA 18/173   387  310  1 55.5    9 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   38   41  0 48.1
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306               10 DARKMOON 12/1197      124  138  1 47.3
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/1386                  SOL INVICTUS 31/1355                  
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   VILE REAVERS 59/1370                  
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                   CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382             11 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  432  580  9 42.7
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   401  329  8 54.9   12 MY PETS 9/554         547  822 15 40.0
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                        RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
  4 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   204  178  2 53.4      GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1363                   13 REDHORSE 56/1325      253  386  1 39.6
    SWEET NOTHINGS 82/1366                      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                  14 KRILL CAVALR 24/1364  522  866  6 37.6
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369                    CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
  5-OTTO'S PARTS 52/892   806  748 11 51.9      KRILL CAVALRY 11/1358                 
    HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1384              15 ROMAN EMPIRE 1/1387     7   19  0 26.9
  6 SUPERIOR FOR 82/1385  225  222  1 50.3      DEATH'S DOOR 1/1380                   
  7-THE STORMGUAR 31/132  127  130  2 49.4   16-NORTHERN BAD 28/1346    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Home Guard;

I am realizing that being Captain of the Guard is a tedious and boring task except
for the bi-weekly duels.  Nobody is dumb enough to attack the isle, and there are no
chaos creatures running around to slay.  Besides, with Primus warriors actually
running around the isle, do they really need the 'Guard'?  They certainly aren't in
the Gates any more.  Regardless, I enjoy the honor of being at the top of this arena.
Thank you.

To Mod Cod, you were the most wicked and devastating of all my opponents to date
since coming to the isle.  I only learned how bold of a challenge it was on my part
when I was laying on the sand being pounded by you.  Luckily for me, I got a breather
and recovered to your loss.  Excellent battle, well done.  My next challenge will be
to Redemption.  That one is for Keel Woodhaven.  He wanted to see whether a Wall of
Steel or a Striker has bigger cajones.  We shall find out.

For a point of trivia, Tankesh named the dog 'Spot' because of the intense black eye
the poor beast received from being kicked in the face by the uncouth boys attacking
the 'girl next door'.  I told Tankesh to sharpen the dog's teeth and name him Fang
for the next time he gets into a scuffle with some ruffians.

Your Captain of the Guard,
Kalidor the Bold

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey guys,

     Alarond the Scribe sent in a question.  He says:  "Is it really true that HOME
GUARD has more dishwashers per capita than fighters?"  Now at first glance that seems
like a pretty stupid question.  But think about it.  Do housewives count, or does a
dishwasher mean somebody that only washes dishes for a living, and no other chores?
And for that matter, how do we define a fighter?  Once again, do housewives count if
they slap their husbands around sometimes?  Do their husbands count?  Do TP scums
count?  What about Wall of Steel scums?  It starts to appear that Alarond has asked a
very deep question.  Yeah, he's still an idiot.  But a deep one.  And here's another
wrinkle on the whole question.  He says he heard that the Tuft Tuggers make their
losing fighters do dishes at the Bash & Glug.  So those would count as both.  Let's
see how many Tuft Tuggers spent the evening in the kitchen.
     * SEX CAMEL (82-25548) (23-26-4,152) of SWEET NOTHINGS challenged JOHN LONGSHORE 
(11-4197) (37-48-0,154) of TUFT TUGGERS.  SEX CAMEL overpowered JOHN LONGSHORE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge match.  To the kitchen with you, John Longshore!
     * DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-4909) (18-12-0,74) of REALMS TUFTS challenged MOUNTAIN GOAT
(56-3700) (40-52-3,84) of REDHORSE.  DRANDUS DE'VIR handily defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in
a 1 minute Challenge contest.  Drandus, you get to sit out front and get dishes
dirty.
     * ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (43-37-1,208) of TUFT TUGGERS fought BECKY (17-
5782) (30-15-3,171) of BLADES OF STEEL.  ZLATINA ANGUELOVA vanquished BECKY in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  Zlatina gets to sit in the Gar & Brill with
Drandus De'Vir and mess stuff up.
     * BRANFORD HAWKE (11-5077) (33-35-0,159) of TUFT TUGGERS fought FEALOST (1-3916)
(55-81-1,157) of MOSSRUNNERS.  BRANFORD HAWKE was devastated by FEALOST in a popular
1 minute mismatched brawl.  Oh no!  As if losing to Fealost isn't bad enough, it's
dishes for you, Branford.
     * KALIDOR THE BOLD (11-6441) (29-8-0,223) of TUFT TUGGERS fought R IS FOR
REPUGNANT (99-1155) (33-16-4,211) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.  KALIDOR THE BOLD was
demolished by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute Title brawl.  Lost the title AND has
to wash dishes.  Tsk tsk.  But thanks for the column, Kalidor, even though you called
it a spotlight.  And I guess your challenge didn't get through to Redemption because
Rauni challenged him first (and then regretted it later).  Redemption was the most
challenged warrior.  You should've <something missing here -- Ed.>
     So it looks like the Tuft Tuggers went 2-and-3, if anybody can't count.
     Blades of Ice were avoided by Darkmoon.  Yep, okay.  I don't care.
     RAUNI (31-5035) (32-17-0,205) of SOL INVICTUS challenged REDEMPTION (4-4868)
(40-30-2,214) of BLADES OF MIST.  RAUNI was devastated by REDEMPTION in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge contest.  Redemption is Top Striker.
     OBSESSED AVENGER (15-2162) (44-48-1,195) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q challenged MOD COD
(55-2638) (80-104-3,203) of RHYME TYME.  OBSESSED AVENGER overcame MOD COD in a
popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.  Mod Cod is still our overall popularity
leader AND Top Lunger.  And O.A. is our top Parry-Striker.
     You know what, you guys--I could go on at a lot more length.  But the truth is,
that's who did great in Home Guard arena.  So I'll see you next time, I guess, if
Olaf stays missions.

                                              Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  34  16  4  235  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           41  30  2  232  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   44  37  1  220  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             34  23  1  210  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162    45  48  1  206  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          40  27  2  203  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 MOD COD 55-2638             80 105  3  195  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 KALIDOR THE BOLD 11-6441    29   9  0  195  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       73  97  0  194  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 RAUNI 31-5035               32  18  0  193  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 KONGOL 7-4524               44  39  2  191  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 EXILE 7-4618                38  36  1  190  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 KRAMER 47-5191              23  12  0  190  SECOND BANANAS (1363)      NORTH FORK
 LUNA TYCK 33-5761           37  38  1  186  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     35  22  0  174  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 TICKLES 9-3486              68  96  1  170  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        42  35  0  170  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BECKY 17-5782               30  16  3  170  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 FEALOST 1-3916              56  81  1  169  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          24  26  4  164  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            42  20  1  160  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      30  12  1  159  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        26   4  0  150  VILE REAVERS (1370)        ILLIS
 BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077      33  36  0  148  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      44  61  1  146  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 BUCK 1-2291                 52 114  0  144  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      37  49  0  143  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 SPATHA 31-4996              35  24  2  136  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          34  31  1  134  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         38  44  0  133  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      25  20  2  131  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          70 102  4  128  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 CEER 96-1537                15   9  4  126  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 AEDON 7-4295                46  41  1  123  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 HELLACIOUS 1-7541           23   6  1  118  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           34  29  0  112  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           30  32  0  102  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 MOOSE 56-3459               30  40  0  101  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      26  17  0  100  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 BELESARIUS 1-7122           23  29  2   93  ROMAN EMPIRE (1387)        MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      19  12  0   89  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 ARMPIT CANDY 18-9020        22   8  0   85  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         43  69  0   83  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
-SERILIA 4-5193              22  12  3   81  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  19  25  3   81  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 DUMPWEED 82-13924           19   2  0   80  SUPERIOR FORCES B105 (1385 DWES EG
-MAXIMUS DECIMUS 28-3440     22  11  0   72  NORTHERN BADLANDS (1346)   MORYA
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       40  53  3   71  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    19  12  0   71  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-SIR ENDER 10-5721           21   5  2   70  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 HEBEE 38-4359               20  16  0   69  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           10  14  5   69  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
-TERCERO ENCANTO 1-7635      19   2  3   62  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 FAT BACK 96-1610            10  14  4   62  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-QUO VADIS 10-5683           20   1  0   61  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          13  11  6   57  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          36  61  1   54  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-SPEEDWELL 1-7667            16   5  1   54  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
-FLABBY-O 82-30720            5   1  1   54  STREET PIZZAD XXII (1386)  DWES EG
-JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280      25   6  1   50  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       21  23  1   43  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
-OLD FART 1-1723             16  14  0   43  DEATH'S DOOR (1380)        MORDANT
 KILL ME PLEASE 1-1721       19  12  0   41  DEATH'S DOOR (1380)        MORDANT
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  16  13  1   22  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pine Leaf -- Yes, you got the first swing.  Would you like me to change that? --
Drandus

Fealost -- I'm now only 2-5 versus Nutcracker!  Dang, I thought we had a more even
record!  I'm going to have to trash him some more! -- Zlatina

Phetmolge -- That was a great little story, good job recounting what happened.  Of
course, you forgot to mention that as I walked away from helping to save the 'girl
next door' I got a wink from a fine courtesan who I nodded to come to me.  She did
so, took my arm, and I got to home base before poor Moose. ;) -- Tankesh, handsome
swashbuckler extraordinaire

Nutcracker -- POW!  You like that wizleeyotch!?  Want some more?  2-5 my butt, I'm
going to fix that, but I won't DC for it.  Come get some! -- Zlatina

My team has suddenly become horrendous at training.  Get your butts into shape, or
others are going to whup them! -- Tankesh

Kongol -- Looks like I'm becoming the next 'Longshore' on our team. -- Branford

Gar & Brill -- Easy enough, thank you for the training assistance.  Now for a bit
more skill, we'll see where I end up, hopefully soon getting to where I want.  Then I
will own this arena.... -- Drandus

Crooked Hoof -- The tide has turned on me and my win streak has totally evaporated.
:( -- Dr. Longshore

Zlatina Anguelova -- Good showing.  I guess my consecutive win streak against you had
to end some time.  I'm challenging you again so I can start a new one. -- Nutcracker

Keel Woodhaven -- My name?  It's a nickname, really.  It means I can go long periods
without, well, um, how shall I say this...the company of a woman.  I have lots of
reserve energy stores for those long dry spells.... -- Sex Camel

     S.C. -- I don't think I want to ask any more questions about this power of
     yours. -- Woodhaven

Exile -- Don't make me go bare-handed on you! -- Kramer

Brick Wall -- Immovable object vs. occasionally moveable object = win for me! --
Tenacious

Armpit Candy -- Now that is more like it.  Exactly what I had in mind the first time
I challenged you; it just didn't work out the way I planned it. -- Hellacious

Rauni -- You may have escaped this time, but clutching hand of Justice is tireless.
Run and skulk through the shadows if you must, but the blazing spotlights of Truth
and Goodness shall mark your maleficent movements and Justice will prevent your
putrescent proclivities!  I know, for I am the Obsessed Avenger!

Fealost -- I'm sorry.  I didn't realize you felt lost.  If I'd have known that, I'd
have at least offered you a look at the arena directory after the fight. -- Luna Tyck

Tankesh -- Muddy paw prints on your vest are the result of saving the girl next door?
What kind of neighborhood do you live in anyway? -- Drake

Aglibol -- Ah, but the moon is nearly full.  Not your best time.  No, wait, I take
that back.  When this fight was fought, the moon was somewhere near to new, so it was
a dark of the moon.  Well, too bad.  I've got bunches more experience, so that must
be the answer here. -- Hallie O'Dene

Tenacious -- The Brick Wall instructs me to impart the information that you are
"well-founded," or possibly, "on a sound foundation."  Either that, or you are some
kind of anti-wall wrecking ball and thus to be viewed with "brittle alertness," which
I *think* translates to "sharp anxiety."  Whatever.  Amazingly tedious fight. --
Hallie O'Dene

Aedon -- I especially liked the part AFTER the fight where you took your icy blade
and used it to chill drinks.  That was enjoyable, after several minutes which were
distinctly not so. -- Pine Leaf

Dumpweed -- Yes, I would say that describes your character well. -- Lini Dawnwind

Keel -- And we are all grateful to Kalidor for mopping the arena.  It needed it.
Sand everywhere!  What a mess. -- Hallie O'Dene

     I don't think that was Kalidor, ma'am.  I believe it's Buck who's been doing
     that. -- Woodhaven

John Longshore -- That was a good challenge.  It's a lucky thing for me that you
missed your first riposte. -- Crooked Hoof

Queen Amazonia -- Ow!  I'm amazed you didn't break my shoulder with that thing.  I
guess most of the force was used up driving my boots three inches into the sand. --
Hummingbird

Cat in the Hat -- I used to fight naked.  Now I wear clothes under my armor.  But I
forgot my cup.  That really hurt. -- Buck

Luna Tyck -- It is, actually, that I know I'm immortal.  Good guess.  So I fight like
a one-armed grandmother in the happy knowledge that if I am disemboweled, beheaded,
or fatally wounded in any other fashion, Lady Greywand will yank my spirit from its
enjoyment of the peaceful afterlife of the elves and shove it back into my
indifferently repaired body.  Love those resurrection hangovers, too. -- Fealost

Zlatina -- Oh, too bad.  I'm not interested in any of the mean, unspeakable things
you might do with a stick. -- Fealost

Dr. Longshore -- True...a shift in the magnetic poles could account for losing
more...but not for the sense of fierce satisfaction that comes with it.  Personally,
I think I'm losing as a form of revenge on Phetmolge's boss for not retiring me ten
years ago. -- Fealost

Belesarius -- Rough matchup for you.  That train ought to help you not quit so soon
next time. -- Moose

Reddi Whip -- You are scary.  What do you call that style, with the whip whirling
around that way?  Wall of Bullhide? -- Broken Toe
P.S.  Ask your manager for a gender.  I suggest female.  I'd date you.

Mean Spirit -- I know you can't answer since you're a stand-in, but thanks for
teaching me all that cool stuff.  And I hope your leg feels better. -- Mountain Goat

Tankesh -- It is the nature of Mannequin's warriors to be a pain in the butt. --
Phetmolge

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:

The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10,  11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106.  Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak.  You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AGLIBOL devastated EXILE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OBSESSED AVENGER overcame MOD COD in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
RAUNI was devastated by REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SEX CAMEL overpowered JOHN LONGSHORE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was vanquished by TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS was savagely defeated by LUNA TYCK in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
KRAMER handily defeated CROOKED HOOF in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CEER viciously subdued BRICK WALL in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
DEMONICHELLION was defeated by BUCK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WRETCHEDMISERY was luckily beaten by AEDON in a popular 7 minute gory Challenge melee.
HELLACIOUS demolished MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DRANDUS DE'VIR handily defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
KALIDOR THE BOLD was demolished by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute Title brawl.
HELM HAMMERHAND was overcome by KONGOL in a 1 minute fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA vanquished BECKY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
HALLIE O'DENE was overcome by NUTCRACKER in a 2 minute bout.
BRANFORD HAWKE was devastated by FEALOST in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRIARTHORN overpowered PINE LEAF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
SOUL SCOURGE savagely defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 7 minute brutal fight.
KOOKABURRA was narrowly defeated by SPATHA in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
HEBEE was overcome by GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute contest.
REDDI WHIP was overpowered by DUMPWEED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PORK ROLL savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
FAT BACK was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BROKEN TOE beat LINI DAWNWIND in a exciting 1 minute fray.
ARMPIT CANDY handily defeated KILL ME PLEASE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARLEY THE CADAVER lost to BELESARIUS in a 2 minute fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  20 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        43 -  35 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  44 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  43 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    54 -  57 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  35 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  38 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   9 -  0      36  |

Turn 434 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       R IS FOR REPUGNAN 99-1155  34  16  4  235 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)
STRIKING ATTACK  REDEMPTION 4-4868          41  30  2  232 BLADES OF MIST (780)
WALL OF STEEL    ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856  44  37  1  220 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-STRIKE     OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162   45  48  1  206 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638            80 105  3  195 RHYME TYME (449)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAUNI 31-5035              32  18  0  193 SOL INVICTUS (1355)
PARRY-LUNGE      LUNA TYCK 33-5761          37  38  1  186 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             68  96  1  170 MY PETS (554)
SLASHING ATTACK  CROOKED HOOF 56-3493       42  35  0  170 REDHORSE (1325)
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337           42  20  1  160 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255.  The ten other most popular fighters were CEER 96-1537, 
LUNA TYCK 33-5761, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589, MOD COD 55-2638, 
OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162, AEDON 7-4295, R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155, PORK ROLL 
97-1634, and AGLIBOL 12-5848.

The least popular fighter this week was YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 82-31563.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were REDDI WHIP 97-1636, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, BRANFORD HAWKE 
11-5077, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197, RAUNI 31-5035, KILL ME PLEASE 
1-1721, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, FAT BACK 96-1610, and HEBEE 38-4359.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              56  81  1  169  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           41  30  2  232  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KONGOL 7-4524               44  39  2  191  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              68  96  1  170  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   44  37  1  220  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             34  23  1  210  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162    45  48  1  206  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 BECKY 17-5782               30  16  3  170  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 ARMPIT CANDY 18-9020        22   8  0   85  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      30  12  1  159  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 RAUNI 31-5035               32  18  0  193  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LUNA TYCK 33-5761           37  38  1  186  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIATOLI ISLAND
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          40  27  2  203  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 KRAMER 47-5191              23  12  0  190  SECOND BANANAS (1363)      NORTH FORK
 MOD COD 55-2638             80 105  3  195  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        42  35  0  170  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       73  97  0  194  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        26   4  0  150  VILE REAVERS (1370)        ILLIS
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      19  12  0   89  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          24  26  4  164  SWEET NOTHINGS (1366)      DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                15   9  4  126  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           10  14  5   69  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  34  16  4  235  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE