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Date : 02/07/2007 Duedate: 02/20/2007
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-447
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REALMS TUFTS 71/1344 391 261 4 60.0 PARTY ANIMALS 5/591
2 STREET PIZZA 18/173 436 352 3 55.3 CHAPEL ROCK 79/776
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382 SKI TAOS 23/1070
KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367 6 THE STORMGUAR 31/132 128 133 2 49.0
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 7 THE STORMBRIN 31/857 43 50 0 46.2
WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391 LORDS OF VALHALLA 31/1208
3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 431 357 9 54.7 8 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 441 584 9 43.0
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 9 REDHORSE 56/1325 301 429 2 41.2
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
4 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 245 223 2 52.4 10 RHYME TYME 55/449 574 841 15 40.6
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210 11 KRILL CAVALR 11/1358 543 905 6 37.5
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
5 SPARF! 54/1372 816 751 11 52.1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
HANGOVERS 59/1153 WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097
REAL BEER 21/1116 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
OPEN SESAME 50/824 12 STEEL THUNDE 12/1401 0 2 0 0.0
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
The Council of Lords are proud to present Home Guard history facts: On Home Guard
turn #5 (1/20/90) three were 35 managers present. The teams listed were: Frogs,
Crystal Knights, Crypt Revelations, Ironhand Orcs, Genetic Mishaps, Hack and Slash,
Zig Zag, Golden Hoste, Men at Work, Mongrels, Black Moon Rising, The Reptilians, The
Aquarians, The Avians, Jay Birds, Balance, Code of Blue, Legacy of Steel, Black Flag,
Asylum Knights, Salem's Lot, Mongoloids, Those Who Lost, Ninja Turtles, Overlords,
Sons of Satan, Blue Bulls, Demonic Knights, Lethal Legion, Iron League, Dark Side,
Screaming Meanies, The G.I. Joes, Star Warriors, Bob's bad Bunch, Thunderbirds, Rat
Pak, Rat Pak, Compulsive Doom, The Team, The Coalition, Bad News, The Almost Were,
Frog Princes, The Search, Minstrel Masters, Dilettantes, Cryptics, Fire Fighters and
The Draugs.
The Tower Guardian was Hart Bennet of Salem's Lot, a 34-38 ST.
The top Stylemasters were:
ST: Hart Bennet of Salem's Lot 34-38
SL: Slice of Zig Zag 35-21-1
LU: Keron of The Almost Were 39-27
BA: Trog of Hack and Slash 29-36-5
AB: Grimslayer of Ironhand Orcs 28-25
WOS: Jalmthree of Jay Birds 30-39
TP: Rockin' Rikki of Code of Blue 39-25-1
PS: Nero Wolfe of Crypt Revelations 24-19-4
PR: Varus of Those Who Lost 25-21
The city of Seam (arena 20) sent in the most warriors: 4
The Spy Master was Adonis Al' Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
I am very disappointed in Becky. She never even tried to defend herself. Just took
three perfectly mild hits, pretended to be devastated, and motioned to the other Lord
Protectors that she was unable to continue. What a crock. If anyone ever stole a
non-title, it's Becky.
I'm Fealost. I've been a mossrunner since... oh, a lot of years now. The name is a
term for smugglers in the swamps around Mordant and Niania. I'm not a smuggler. I
think the first few members of the team may have been -- naming no names to protect
the guilty -- but after that they just recruited anybody. And I do mean anybody.
Our manager (or to be more accurate I should say our "manager") took a vow to turn no
applicants away from the team. And we did get the dregs. It was very disheartening
for a while, and Mordant is a particularly tough arena to compete in.
I'm glad to be in Home Guard, though. It's a friendly place. So I guess I'll try to
feel semi-glad about writing a column, even. You don't really retire from Home
Guard. It's a place to retire TO... unless you end up inducted to Primus.
Personally, I think some warriors should be inducted to Home Guard.
Well, I have nothing to say, and have I think said it at enough length. I'll let you
go now. Hope to not talk to you from up here again!
Fealost
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I got lost last week, okay? It happens. Everything looks different in the
snow, and anyway, I haven't been, you know, hanging around here much since Free
Blades moved down to Lirin Kiv. But I did get here, just a day late. Honest! But
does Olaf mention that? As if!
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for HOME GUARD. MVP award for CAT IN THE HAT?
THE SEUSS HEUSS' proud of him after beating TENACIOUS and getting 22 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! GAR & BRILL's match with BUCK cost it a loss of 18 points!
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome,
MOD COD. Aren't RHYME TYME proud. (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their
warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? LORDS OF VALHALLA was the most
avoided team. Is a 16-19-0 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors
are THE STORMGUARDS? LORDS OF VALHALLA, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one,
can't get them to accept an invitation! (Oh, they're allies? Well, okay, but if
people don't tell me, well, how do you think it looks, anyway?) Like, is SNIPPER
popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of HOME GUARD! He's got a 25-
21-0, is that good? I'm not so sure CEER knew all the facts when he challenged
HALLIE O'DENE of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. I saw CEER stumbling and dribbling at The Bash &
Glug last week... Okay, I didn't, but I bet if he'd come down to the Red Sands in
Lirin Kiv, I'd've seen him there! HALLIE O'DENE overcame CEER, and was I surprised
(right!). But it's a good thing HALLIE O'DENE could stop laughing long enough to
give CEER a good pounding. For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out JARL
FORKBEARD challenged SNIPPER. After all, haven't THE STORMGUARDS and WHIPPERSNAPPERS
had a long standing duel in HOME GUARD? (Wait a minute, didn't they just get here?)
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SNIPPER wants me to write about it
since he subdued JARL FORKBEARD. Satisfied? ADAM'S APPLE must not be a good enough
fighter to get in fair fights. It challenged HARLEY THE CADAVER. 8 is a big
difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought ADAM'S APPLE showed great
skill and promise when it subdued HARLEY THE CADAVER. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
Oh, and in case you want more details, here they are:
Twenty-six fights, with three standbys and eight challenges (none of them TV).
Nobody died.
PORK ROLL (97-1634) (18-18-5,90) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought BRICK WALL (1-7478)
(36-39-0,65) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. PORK ROLL savagely defeated BRICK WALL in an
exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (8-5-3,21) of WHY SELL THIS? fought HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182)
(25-17-1,76) of SKI TAOS. SCRAPPLE was overpowered by HUNZICKER BOWL in a popular 2
minute gory uneven fight.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-31563) (23-18-1,80) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! fought BULL
DURHAM (5-4324) (20-8-0,76) of PARTY ANIMALS. YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered BULL
DURHAM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ACE METRIC (47-3554) (16-8-0,85) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HEAD CHEESE (96-1920)
(11-2-3,42) of WHY SELL THIS?. ACE METRIC devastated HEAD CHEESE in a 2 minute one-
sided bout.
VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (9-2-1,30) of SPARF! fought BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (9-4-
5,24) of WHY SELL THIS?. VIKING RAIDER overpowered BLOOD PIE in an action packed 1
minute uneven fray.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (27-14-3,100) of SWEORDMASTERS fought MOUNTAIN GOAT
(56-3700) (45-60-3,56) of REDHORSE. MISCHIEVOUS IMP defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in an
exciting 2 minute duel.
FAT BACK (96-1610) (19-17-4,92) of KILLING ME SOFTLY fought CAULIFLOWER EARS
(52-3424) (19-12-0,71) of OTTO'S PARTS. FAT BACK was viciously subdued by
CAULIFLOWER EARS in a 2 minute competition.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (42-52-0,123) of REDHORSE fought LORETTA (101-8) (0-0-
0,110) of the Louts Local 101. HUMMINGBIRD overpowered LORETTA in a 1 minute one-
sided match.
REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (21-15-7,147) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought VSP! (31-3130)
(16-12-0,128) of THE STORMBRINGERS. REDDI WHIP savagely defeated VSP! in an exciting
4 minute brutal bout.
AEDON (7-4295) (51-48-1,160) of BLADES OF ICE fought BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-
4850) (23-18-1,114) of ROYAL FLUSH. AEDON luckily beat BLACK JACK SHELACK in a crowd
pleasing 6 minute bloody brawl.
REDEMPTION (4-4868) (49-34-2,154) of BLADES OF MIST fought HEBEE (38-4359) (26-
22-0,138) of ALL FINESSE. REDEMPTION devastated HEBEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (52-72-0,161) of JUST BECAUSE fought BUCK (1-2291) (58-
120-0,139) of MOSSRUNNERS. GAR & BRILL was handily defeated by BUCK in a popular 4
minute uneven fight.
DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-4909) (26-16-0,152) of REALMS TUFTS fought OSCAR (50-3153)
(35-10-0,147) of OPEN SESAME. DRANDUS DE'VIR was luckily beaten by OSCAR in a
popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (24-6-1,158) of HANGOVERS fought KONGOL (7-4524) (48-
47-2,132) of BLADES OF ICE. SLIPPERY NIPPLE handily defeated KONGOL in a 1 minute
one-sided contest.
MOOSE (56-3459) (36-46-0,180) of REDHORSE fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-0-0,181) of
the Louts Local 101. MOOSE overpowered AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided
match.
CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (50-39-0,201) of REDHORSE fought BATTLING BOB (101-26)
(0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101. CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in
a 1 minute one-sided melee.
POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (25-18-0,198) of CHAPEL ROCK fought BECKY (17-5782) (36-
22-4,190) of BLADES OF STEEL. POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by BECKY in a
popular 5 minute gory duel.
And the challenges:
JARL FORKBEARD (31-5280) (25-7-1,47) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged SNIPPER (66-
3518) (24-21-0,71) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS. Up 24. I think. JARL FORKBEARD was handily
defeated by SNIPPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (13-4-0,53) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged PINE LEAF
(24-4580) (30-44-0,59) of KRILL CAVALRY. Up 6. UNZOE THE SHAMAN narrowly defeated
PINE LEAF in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (19-9-0,68) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged HARLEY THE CADAVER
(18-5366) (21-35-3,60) of STREET PIZZA. Down 8. ADAM'S APPLE vanquished HARLEY THE
CADAVER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (19-9-0,95) of REAL BEER challenged BROKEN TOE (56-3683)
(45-64-1,100) of REDHORSE. Up 5. BODDINGTON'S demolished BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition.
HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (40-29-0,134) of LORDS OF VALHALLA challenged LINI
DAWNWIND (11-5865) (28-28-1,145) of KRILL CAVALRY. Up 11. HELM HAMMERHAND was
defeated by LINI DAWNWIND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CEER (96-1537) (17-19-4,159) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged HALLIE O'DENE (58-
6018) (80-102-0,191) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 32. CEER was vanquished by HALLIE
O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HELLACIOUS (1-7541) (31-10-1,185) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (77-107-4,193) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 8. HELLACIOUS demolished KOOKABURRA
in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (51-23-1,206) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged CAT IN THE HAT
(24-3103) (39-15-1,212) of THE SEUSS HEUSS. Up 6. TENACIOUS was viciously subdued
by CAT IN THE HAT in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
And for the title:
FEALOST (1-3916) (63-86-2,278) of MOSSRUNNERS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (87-110-
3,204) of RHYME TYME. FEALOST lost to MOD COD in a popular 1 minute Title duel. So
Fealost wins, sort of, because he doesn't have to write a column again. And Home
Guard loses, because Mod Cod won't write one, either. Oh, well. Maybe next time,
it'll be warmer.
Debby T.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 88 110 3 210 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 40 15 1 234 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BECKY 17-5782 37 22 4 206 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TENACIOUS 7-5337 51 24 1 204 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 32 10 1 200 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 25 19 0 196 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
FEALOST 1-3916 63 87 2 195 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 81 102 0 193 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
MOOSE 56-3459 37 46 0 192 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 50 40 0 190 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 77 108 4 185 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDEMPTION 4-4868 50 34 2 163 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
AEDON 7-4295 52 48 1 162 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 6 1 162 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
BUCK 1-2291 59 120 0 161 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
OSCAR 50-3153 36 10 0 161 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
CEER 96-1537 17 20 4 157 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 29 28 1 154 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 26 17 0 154 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 22 15 7 152 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 52 73 0 143 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
HEBEE 38-4359 26 23 0 136 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
KONGOL 7-4524 48 48 2 134 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 40 30 0 133 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
VSP! 31-3130 16 13 0 131 THE STORMBRINGERS (857) CHIMLEVTAL
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 43 52 0 130 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 23 19 1 125 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 20 9 0 108 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627 28 14 3 102 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CYTOPLASMIC 14-4309 23 27 2 98 BIO WARFARE (1400) TOBIR
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 24 18 1 96 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
PORK ROLL 97-1634 19 18 5 92 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 20 12 0 91 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 45 65 1 90 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
ACE METRIC 47-3554 17 8 0 90 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SNIPPER 66-3518 25 21 0 84 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 26 17 1 78 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
FAT BACK 96-1610 19 18 4 78 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 20 9 0 77 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
-KALEN 12-6418 20 11 1 72 STEEL THUNDER (1401) RIZTAB
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 45 61 3 69 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 20 9 0 69 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
BRICK WALL 1-7478 36 40 0 66 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 14 4 0 64 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
PINE LEAF 24-4580 30 45 0 57 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 21 36 3 55 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 11 3 3 45 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280 25 8 1 44 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 10 2 1 42 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 8 6 3 27 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 9 5 5 18 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Aedon -- Seems rather pointless, doesn't it? No skills or stat trains for either of
us, a win, a loss, bruises and contusions, why do we do it? I'm going to retire,
although probably not before the fights coming up. -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S. Gladiating is a young man's game. Us older fighters, sorry Olaf, get jaded and
are ready to quit.
Speak for yourself! I could watch it for hours, and often do.
Humingbird -- Gotcha! I never did like hummingbirds, just overgrown mosquitoes,
really. -- Lini Dawnwind
Olaf -- One of the bookies was screaming your name. -- Lini
They do that from time to time. Jealousy, I figure.
Mountain Goat -- You're going to break your head doing that. Of course, the question
is bound to arise (where gladiators are concerned), how can anyone tell? -- Hallie
O'Dene, for the Brick Wall
You've Got Seattle -- And you can keep it. -- Pine Leaf, who does not want seattle
Harley the Cadaver -- (aghast) Get a weapon! -- Snipper
P.S. That about some warriors making it at the top of Primus with their bare hands,
maybe it isn't a myth and maybe it is. But you aren't them.
P.P.S. But thanks for the skills.
I did not "snip him into little pieces." Just whacked a few fingers off. -- Snipper
P.S. And yes, the crowd is sick.
Yes, but they were little pieces of fingers.
Ceer -- Five skills? I must be an awesome teacher! -- Moose
Becky -- Had to do it, didn't you? Someone whispered in your ear that this was a
title fight and you HAD to throw it. (grimacing) Thanks. -- Fealost
Kookaburra -- You put up a good fight, and I'm sorry about the groin hit. -- Crooked
Hoof
Gar & Brill -- For that, I expect a bottle of grob and an eelburger. -- Buck
Lini Dawnwind -- What a pretty name you have! It sounds Rocani; I'm surprised to see
it in on an Aruaki werecat. -- Hummingbird
Head Cheese -- Did you come back in a Dead Tourney? -- Broken Toe
Brick Wall (or whoever writes ads for you) -- I hate it, really hate it, when I
faceplant in the sand from exhaustion. You should have been used to make a nice
outhouse, not to be an arena obstacle. -- Mountain Goat
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by CAT IN THE HAT in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
HELLACIOUS demolished KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CEER was vanquished by HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HELM HAMMERHAND was defeated by LINI DAWNWIND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BODDINGTON'S demolished BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ADAM'S APPLE vanquished HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN narrowly defeated PINE LEAF in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
JARL FORKBEARD was handily defeated by SNIPPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FEALOST lost to MOD COD in a popular 1 minute Title duel.
POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by BECKY in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MOOSE overpowered AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE handily defeated KONGOL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DRANDUS DE'VIR was luckily beaten by OSCAR in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
GAR & BRILL was handily defeated by BUCK in a popular 4 minute uneven fight.
REDEMPTION devastated HEBEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AEDON luckily beat BLACK JACK SHELACK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody brawl.
REDDI WHIP savagely defeated VSP! in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered LORETTA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FAT BACK was viciously subdued by CAULIFLOWER EARS in a 2 minute competition.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in a exciting 2 minute duel.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered BLOOD PIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
ACE METRIC devastated HEAD CHEESE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SCRAPPLE was overpowered by HUNZICKER BOWL in a popular 2 minute gory uneven fight.
PORK ROLL savagely defeated BRICK WALL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 AIMED BLOW 29 - 21 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 40 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 37 - 2 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 18 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 22 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 36 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 447 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 88 110 3 210 RHYME TYME (449)
STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 40 15 1 234 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 51 24 1 204 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
AIMED BLOW HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 81 102 0 193 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
SLASHING ATTACK CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 50 40 0 190 REDHORSE (1325)
BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 77 108 4 185 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
WALL OF STEEL OSCAR 50-3153 36 10 0 161 OPEN SESAME (824)
PARRY-LUNGE FAT BACK 96-1610 19 18 4 78 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
PARRY-STRIKE UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 14 4 0 64 THE STORMGUARDS (132)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103. The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK JACK
SHELACK 47-4850, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, BECKY 17-5782, PINE LEAF
24-4580, PORK ROLL 97-1634, TENACIOUS 7-5337, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, UNZOE THE SHAMAN
31-4940, and POPE PAUL II 79-1317.
The least popular fighter this week was BULL DURHAM 5-4324. The other ten least
popular fighters were HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, HEBEE 38-4359, CROOKED
HOOF 56-3493, JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, BRICK WALL 1-7478, SCRAPPLE
97-1961, FAT BACK 96-1610, and KONGOL 7-4524.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 3 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 4 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 32 10 1 200 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 50 34 2 163 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 20 9 0 69 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
TENACIOUS 7-5337 51 24 1 204 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 29 28 1 154 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
BECKY 17-5782 37 22 4 206 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 21 36 3 55 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 20 9 0 108 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 26 17 1 78 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 40 15 1 234 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 40 30 0 133 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 77 108 4 185 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 52 73 0 143 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 23 19 1 125 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 36 10 0 161 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 20 12 0 91 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 10 2 1 42 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
MOD COD 55-2638 88 110 3 210 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
MOOSE 56-3459 37 46 0 192 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 81 102 0 193 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 6 1 162 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
SNIPPER 66-3518 25 21 0 84 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 26 17 0 154 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 25 19 0 196 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 24 18 1 96 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 17 20 4 157 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 22 15 7 152 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE