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Date   : 02/07/2007    Duedate: 02/20/2007

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-447

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REALMS TUFTS 71/1344  391  261  4 60.0      PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                   
  2 STREET PIZZA 18/173   436  352  3 55.3      CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                    
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382                SKI TAOS 23/1070                      
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                 6 THE STORMGUAR 31/132  128  133  2 49.0
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                    7 THE STORMBRIN 31/857   43   50  0 46.2
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                      LORDS OF VALHALLA 31/1208             
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   431  357  9 54.7    8 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  441  584  9 43.0
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                      9 REDHORSE 56/1325      301  429  2 41.2
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
  4 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   245  223  2 52.4   10 RHYME TYME 55/449     574  841 15 40.6
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                     THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                     11 KRILL CAVALR 11/1358  543  905  6 37.5
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369                    CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
  5 SPARF! 54/1372        816  751 11 52.1      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                           WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097               
    REAL BEER 21/1116                           KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364                 
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                       12 STEEL THUNDE 12/1401    0    2  0  0.0
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

The Council of Lords are proud to present Home Guard history facts: On Home Guard
turn #5 (1/20/90) three were 35 managers present. The teams listed were:  Frogs,
Crystal Knights, Crypt Revelations, Ironhand Orcs, Genetic Mishaps, Hack and Slash,
Zig Zag, Golden Hoste, Men at Work, Mongrels, Black Moon Rising, The Reptilians, The
Aquarians, The Avians, Jay Birds, Balance, Code of Blue, Legacy of Steel, Black Flag,
Asylum Knights, Salem's Lot, Mongoloids, Those Who Lost, Ninja Turtles, Overlords,
Sons of Satan, Blue Bulls, Demonic Knights, Lethal Legion, Iron League, Dark Side,
Screaming Meanies, The G.I. Joes, Star Warriors, Bob's bad Bunch, Thunderbirds, Rat
Pak, Rat Pak, Compulsive Doom, The Team, The Coalition, Bad News, The Almost Were,
Frog Princes, The Search, Minstrel Masters, Dilettantes, Cryptics, Fire Fighters and
The Draugs.

The Tower Guardian was Hart Bennet of Salem's Lot, a 34-38 ST.

The top Stylemasters were:
ST:  Hart Bennet of Salem's Lot  34-38
SL:  Slice of Zig Zag  35-21-1
LU:  Keron of The Almost Were  39-27
BA:  Trog of Hack and Slash  29-36-5
AB:  Grimslayer of Ironhand Orcs  28-25
WOS: Jalmthree of Jay Birds  30-39
TP:  Rockin' Rikki of Code of Blue   39-25-1
PS:  Nero Wolfe of Crypt Revelations  24-19-4
PR:  Varus of Those Who Lost  25-21

The city of Seam (arena 20) sent in the most warriors: 4
The Spy Master was Adonis Al' Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

I am very disappointed in Becky.  She never even tried to defend herself.  Just took
three perfectly mild hits, pretended to be devastated, and motioned to the other Lord
Protectors that she was unable to continue.  What a crock.  If anyone ever stole a
non-title, it's Becky.

I'm Fealost.  I've been a mossrunner since... oh, a lot of years now.  The name is a
term for smugglers in the swamps around Mordant and Niania.  I'm not a smuggler.  I
think the first few members of the team may have been -- naming no names to protect
the guilty -- but after that they just recruited anybody.  And I do mean anybody.
Our manager (or to be more accurate I should say our "manager") took a vow to turn no
applicants away from the team.  And we did get the dregs.  It was very disheartening
for a while, and Mordant is a particularly tough arena to compete in.

I'm glad to be in Home Guard, though.  It's a friendly place.  So I guess I'll try to
feel semi-glad about writing a column, even.  You don't really retire from Home
Guard.  It's a place to retire TO... unless you end up inducted to Primus.
Personally, I think some warriors should be inducted to Home Guard.

Well, I have nothing to say, and have I think said it at enough length.  I'll let you
go now.  Hope to not talk to you from up here again!

                                                                   Fealost

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I got lost last week, okay?  It happens.  Everything looks different in the 
snow, and anyway, I haven't been, you know, hanging around here much since Free 
Blades moved down to Lirin Kiv.  But I did get here, just a day late.  Honest!  But 
does Olaf mention that?  As if!

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for HOME GUARD.  MVP award for CAT IN THE HAT? 
THE SEUSS HEUSS' proud of him after beating TENACIOUS and getting 22 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  GAR & BRILL's match with BUCK cost it a loss of 18 points!  
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome, 
MOD COD.  Aren't RHYME TYME proud.  (Oh, my.)  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  LORDS OF VALHALLA was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 16-19-0 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors 
are THE STORMGUARDS?  LORDS OF VALHALLA, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!  (Oh, they're allies?  Well, okay, but if 
people don't tell me, well, how do you think it looks, anyway?)  Like, is SNIPPER 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of HOME GUARD!  He's got a 25-
21-0, is that good?  I'm not so sure CEER knew all the facts when he challenged 
HALLIE O'DENE of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  I saw CEER stumbling and dribbling at The Bash & 
Glug last week...  Okay, I didn't, but I bet if he'd come down to the Red Sands in 
Lirin Kiv, I'd've seen him there!  HALLIE O'DENE overcame CEER, and was I surprised 
(right!).  But it's a good thing HALLIE O'DENE could stop laughing long enough to 
give CEER a good pounding.  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out JARL 
FORKBEARD challenged SNIPPER.  After all, haven't THE STORMGUARDS and WHIPPERSNAPPERS 
had a long standing duel in HOME GUARD?  (Wait a minute, didn't they just get here?)  
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SNIPPER wants me to write about it 
since he subdued JARL FORKBEARD.  Satisfied?  ADAM'S APPLE must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged HARLEY THE CADAVER.  8 is a big 
difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought ADAM'S APPLE showed great 
skill and promise when it subdued HARLEY THE CADAVER.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte

     Oh, and in case you want more details, here they are:
Twenty-six fights, with three standbys and eight challenges (none of them TV).  
Nobody died.

     PORK ROLL (97-1634) (18-18-5,90) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought BRICK WALL (1-7478) 
(36-39-0,65) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  PORK ROLL savagely defeated BRICK WALL in an 
exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
     SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (8-5-3,21) of WHY SELL THIS? fought HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) 
(25-17-1,76) of SKI TAOS.  SCRAPPLE was overpowered by HUNZICKER BOWL in a popular 2 
minute gory uneven fight.

     YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-31563) (23-18-1,80) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! fought BULL 
DURHAM (5-4324) (20-8-0,76) of PARTY ANIMALS.  YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered BULL 
DURHAM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (16-8-0,85) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) 
(11-2-3,42) of WHY SELL THIS?.  ACE METRIC devastated HEAD CHEESE in a 2 minute one-
sided bout.
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (9-2-1,30) of SPARF! fought BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (9-4-
5,24) of WHY SELL THIS?.  VIKING RAIDER overpowered BLOOD PIE in an action packed 1 
minute uneven fray.
     MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (27-14-3,100) of SWEORDMASTERS fought MOUNTAIN GOAT 
(56-3700) (45-60-3,56) of REDHORSE.  MISCHIEVOUS IMP defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in an 
exciting 2 minute duel.
     FAT BACK (96-1610) (19-17-4,92) of KILLING ME SOFTLY fought CAULIFLOWER EARS 
(52-3424) (19-12-0,71) of OTTO'S PARTS.  FAT BACK was viciously subdued by 
CAULIFLOWER EARS in a 2 minute competition.

     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (42-52-0,123) of REDHORSE fought LORETTA (101-8) (0-0-
0,110) of the Louts Local 101.  HUMMINGBIRD overpowered LORETTA in a 1 minute one-
sided match.
     REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (21-15-7,147) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought VSP! (31-3130) 
(16-12-0,128) of THE STORMBRINGERS.  REDDI WHIP savagely defeated VSP! in an exciting 
4 minute brutal bout.
     AEDON (7-4295) (51-48-1,160) of BLADES OF ICE fought BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-
4850) (23-18-1,114) of ROYAL FLUSH.  AEDON luckily beat BLACK JACK SHELACK in a crowd 
pleasing 6 minute bloody brawl.
     REDEMPTION (4-4868) (49-34-2,154) of BLADES OF MIST fought HEBEE (38-4359) (26-
22-0,138) of ALL FINESSE.  REDEMPTION devastated HEBEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (52-72-0,161) of JUST BECAUSE fought BUCK (1-2291) (58-
120-0,139) of MOSSRUNNERS.  GAR & BRILL was handily defeated by BUCK in a popular 4 
minute uneven fight.

     DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-4909) (26-16-0,152) of REALMS TUFTS fought OSCAR (50-3153) 
(35-10-0,147) of OPEN SESAME.  DRANDUS DE'VIR was luckily beaten by OSCAR in a 
popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (24-6-1,158) of HANGOVERS fought KONGOL (7-4524) (48-
47-2,132) of BLADES OF ICE.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE handily defeated KONGOL in a 1 minute 
one-sided contest.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (36-46-0,180) of REDHORSE fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-0-0,181) of 
the Louts Local 101.  MOOSE overpowered AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided 
match.
     CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (50-39-0,201) of REDHORSE fought BATTLING BOB (101-26) 
(0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in 
a 1 minute one-sided melee.
     POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (25-18-0,198) of CHAPEL ROCK fought BECKY (17-5782) (36-
22-4,190) of BLADES OF STEEL.  POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by BECKY in a 
popular 5 minute gory duel.

     And the challenges:
     JARL FORKBEARD (31-5280) (25-7-1,47) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged SNIPPER (66-
3518) (24-21-0,71) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS.  Up 24.  I think.  JARL FORKBEARD was handily 
defeated by SNIPPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
     UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (13-4-0,53) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged PINE LEAF 
(24-4580) (30-44-0,59) of KRILL CAVALRY.  Up 6.  UNZOE THE SHAMAN narrowly defeated 
PINE LEAF in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
     ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (19-9-0,68) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged HARLEY THE CADAVER 
(18-5366) (21-35-3,60) of STREET PIZZA.  Down 8.  ADAM'S APPLE vanquished HARLEY THE 
CADAVER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (19-9-0,95) of REAL BEER challenged BROKEN TOE (56-3683) 
(45-64-1,100) of REDHORSE.  Up 5.  BODDINGTON'S demolished BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge competition.
     HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (40-29-0,134) of LORDS OF VALHALLA challenged LINI 
DAWNWIND (11-5865) (28-28-1,145) of KRILL CAVALRY.  Up 11.  HELM HAMMERHAND was 
defeated by LINI DAWNWIND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.

     CEER (96-1537) (17-19-4,159) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged HALLIE O'DENE (58-
6018) (80-102-0,191) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 32.  CEER was vanquished by HALLIE 
O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     HELLACIOUS (1-7541) (31-10-1,185) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (77-107-4,193) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  Up 8.  HELLACIOUS demolished KOOKABURRA 
in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     TENACIOUS (7-5337) (51-23-1,206) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged CAT IN THE HAT 
(24-3103) (39-15-1,212) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  Up 6.  TENACIOUS was viciously subdued 
by CAT IN THE HAT in a 9 minute Challenge fight.

     And for the title:
     FEALOST (1-3916) (63-86-2,278) of MOSSRUNNERS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (87-110-
3,204) of RHYME TYME.  FEALOST lost to MOD COD in a popular 1 minute Title duel.  So 
Fealost wins, sort of, because he doesn't have to write a column again.  And Home 
Guard loses, because Mod Cod won't write one, either.  Oh, well.  Maybe next time, 
it'll be warmer.

                                      Debby T.

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             88 110  3  210  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      40  15  1  234  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BECKY 17-5782               37  22  4  206  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            51  24  1  204  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 HELLACIOUS 1-7541           32  10  1  200  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        25  19  0  196  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 FEALOST 1-3916              63  87  2  195  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       81 102  0  193  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 MOOSE 56-3459               37  46  0  192  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        50  40  0  190  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          77 108  4  185  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           50  34  2  163  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 AEDON 7-4295                52  48  1  162  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     25   6  1  162  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 BUCK 1-2291                 59 120  0  161  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 OSCAR 50-3153               36  10  0  161  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 CEER 96-1537                17  20  4  157  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       29  28  1  154  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      26  17  0  154  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          22  15  7  152  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         52  73  0  143  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HEBEE 38-4359               26  23  0  136  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 KONGOL 7-4524               48  48  2  134  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     40  30  0  133  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 VSP! 31-3130                16  13  0  131  THE STORMBRINGERS (857)    CHIMLEVTAL
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         43  52  0  130  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  23  19  1  125  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        20   9  0  108  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      28  14  3  102  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CYTOPLASMIC 14-4309         23  27  2   98  BIO WARFARE (1400)         TOBIR
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  24  18  1   96  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           19  18  5   92  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  12  0   91  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          45  65  1   90  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          17   8  0   90  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SNIPPER 66-3518             25  21  0   84  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      26  17  1   78  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 FAT BACK 96-1610            19  18  4   78  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        20   9  0   77  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-KALEN 12-6418               20  11  1   72  STEEL THUNDER (1401)       RIZTAB
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       45  61  3   69  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          20   9  0   69  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           36  40  0   66  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    14   4  0   64  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           30  45  0   57  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  21  36  3   55  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         11   3  3   45  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280      25   8  1   44  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       10   2  1   42  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961             8   6  3   27  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918            9   5  5   18  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Aedon -- Seems rather pointless, doesn't it?  No skills or stat trains for either of
us, a win, a loss, bruises and contusions, why do we do it?  I'm going to retire,
although probably not before the fights coming up. -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S.  Gladiating is a young man's game.  Us older fighters, sorry Olaf, get jaded and
are ready to quit.

     Speak for yourself!  I could watch it for hours, and often do.

Humingbird -- Gotcha!  I never did like hummingbirds, just overgrown mosquitoes,
really. -- Lini Dawnwind

Olaf -- One of the bookies was screaming your name. -- Lini

     They do that from time to time.  Jealousy, I figure.

Mountain Goat -- You're going to break your head doing that.  Of course, the question
is bound to arise (where gladiators are concerned), how can anyone tell? -- Hallie
O'Dene, for the Brick Wall

You've Got Seattle -- And you can keep it. -- Pine Leaf, who does not want seattle

Harley the Cadaver -- (aghast)  Get a weapon! -- Snipper
P.S.  That about some warriors making it at the top of Primus with their bare hands,
maybe it isn't a myth and maybe it is.  But you aren't them.
P.P.S.  But thanks for the skills.

I did not "snip him into little pieces."  Just whacked a few fingers off. -- Snipper
P.S.  And yes, the crowd is sick.

     Yes, but they were little pieces of fingers.

Ceer -- Five skills?  I must be an awesome teacher! -- Moose

Becky -- Had to do it, didn't you?  Someone whispered in your ear that this was a
title fight and you HAD to throw it.  (grimacing)  Thanks. -- Fealost

Kookaburra -- You put up a good fight, and I'm sorry about the groin hit. -- Crooked
Hoof

Gar & Brill -- For that, I expect a bottle of grob and an eelburger. -- Buck

Lini Dawnwind -- What a pretty name you have!  It sounds Rocani; I'm surprised to see
it in on an Aruaki werecat. -- Hummingbird

Head Cheese -- Did you come back in a Dead Tourney? -- Broken Toe

Brick Wall (or whoever writes ads for you) -- I hate it, really hate it, when I
faceplant in the sand from exhaustion. You should have been used to make a nice
outhouse, not to be an arena obstacle. -- Mountain Goat

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TENACIOUS was viciously subdued by CAT IN THE HAT in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
HELLACIOUS demolished KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CEER was vanquished by HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HELM HAMMERHAND was defeated by LINI DAWNWIND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BODDINGTON'S demolished BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ADAM'S APPLE vanquished HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN narrowly defeated PINE LEAF in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
JARL FORKBEARD was handily defeated by SNIPPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FEALOST lost to MOD COD in a popular 1 minute Title duel.
POPE PAUL II was viciously subdued by BECKY in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MOOSE overpowered AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE handily defeated KONGOL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DRANDUS DE'VIR was luckily beaten by OSCAR in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
GAR & BRILL was handily defeated by BUCK in a popular 4 minute uneven fight.
REDEMPTION devastated HEBEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AEDON luckily beat BLACK JACK SHELACK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody brawl.
REDDI WHIP savagely defeated VSP! in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered LORETTA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FAT BACK was viciously subdued by CAULIFLOWER EARS in a 2 minute competition.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in a exciting 2 minute duel.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered BLOOD PIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
ACE METRIC devastated HEAD CHEESE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SCRAPPLE was overpowered by HUNZICKER BOWL in a popular 2 minute gory uneven fight.
PORK ROLL savagely defeated BRICK WALL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW        29 -  21 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  40 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  37 -  2      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  22 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  36 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 447 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  7         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638            88 110  3  210 RHYME TYME (449)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     40  15  1  234 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337           51  24  1  204 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
AIMED BLOW       HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018      81 102  0  193 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
SLASHING ATTACK  CROOKED HOOF 56-3493       50  40  0  190 REDHORSE (1325)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151         77 108  4  185 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
WALL OF STEEL    OSCAR 50-3153              36  10  0  161 OPEN SESAME (824)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           19  18  4   78 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
PARRY-STRIKE     UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940   14   4  0   64 THE STORMGUARDS (132)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK JACK 
SHELACK 47-4850, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, BECKY 17-5782, PINE LEAF 
24-4580, PORK ROLL 97-1634, TENACIOUS 7-5337, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, UNZOE THE SHAMAN 
31-4940, and POPE PAUL II 79-1317.

The least popular fighter this week was BULL DURHAM 5-4324.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, HEBEE 38-4359, CROOKED 
HOOF 56-3493, JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, BRICK WALL 1-7478, SCRAPPLE 
97-1961, FAT BACK 96-1610, and KONGOL 7-4524.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  4 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELLACIOUS 1-7541           32  10  1  200  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           50  34  2  163  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          20   9  0   69  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            51  24  1  204  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       29  28  1  154  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
 BECKY 17-5782               37  22  4  206  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  21  36  3   55  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        20   9  0  108  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      26  17  1   78  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      40  15  1  234  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     40  30  0  133  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          77 108  4  185  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         52  73  0  143  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  23  19  1  125  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 OSCAR 50-3153               36  10  0  161  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  12  0   91  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       10   2  1   42  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638             88 110  3  210  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 MOOSE 56-3459               37  46  0  192  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       81 102  0  193  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     25   6  1  162  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 SNIPPER 66-3518             25  21  0   84  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      26  17  0  154  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        25  19  0  196  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  24  18  1   96  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                17  20  4  157  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          22  15  7  152  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE