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Date : 03/07/2007 Duedate: 03/20/2007
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-449
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REALMS TUFTS 71/1344 393 261 4 60.1 PARTY ANIMALS 5/591
2 POSSE 77/1362 22 16 0 57.9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 438 358 9 55.0 SKI TAOS 23/1070
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 7-OVERLORDS 20/30 133 149 2 47.2
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 THE STORMLORDS 32/1181
4 STREET PIZZA 18/173 441 363 3 54.9 THE STORMGUARDS 31/132
IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382 OVERLORDS 31/1233
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 8 THE STORMBRIN 31/857 44 51 0 46.3
KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367 LORDS OF VALHALLA 31/1208
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 9 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 443 584 9 43.1
WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391 10 REDHORSE 56/1325 306 438 2 41.1
5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 250 228 2 52.3 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 11 RHYME TYME 55/449 577 844 15 40.6
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 12 KRILL CAVALR 11/1358 551 907 6 37.8
6 SPARF! 54/1372 822 756 11 52.1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
HANGOVERS 59/1153 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
REAL BEER 21/1116 WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097
OPEN SESAME 50/824 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 13 STEEL WOLVES 17/1392 1 5 0 16.7
CHAPEL ROCK 79/776 STEEL THUNDER 12/1401
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
The Council of Lords are proud to present Home Guard History Facts: On Home Guard
turn #15 (6/18/90) there were 28 managers present. The teams were: Borf's Force, Jay
Birds, Hack and Slash, Dilettantes, Death Brigade, The Aquarians, Overlords,
Deliverance, Balance, Genetic Mishaps, Ironhand Orcs, Black Flag, Asylum Knights,
Dark Foundation, Iron League, Those Who Lost, Ninja Turtles, Fire Fighters, Doctors
Of Duel, The Dragonlords, Thieves Guild, Royal Court, Legacy of Steel, Code of Blue,
Black Moon Rising, Maurauders, Demonic Knights, Cryptics, Minstrel Masters, Star
Warriors, The Confederates, Compulsive Doom, Death Squad, The Team, The Coalition,
Rat Pak, Rat Pak, Thunderbirds, Rat Pak and The Plague.
The Captain of The Guard was Daisy Ironballs of Genetic Mishaps, a 32-20 Striker.
The top Stylemasters were:
ST: Daisy Ironballs of Genetic Mishaps 32-20
BA: Trog of Hack and Slash 36-39-5
WOS: Jalmthree of Jay Birds 38-41
PS: Cumhal Baiscne of Overlords 34-23-1
PR: Seleucus of Deliverance 32-31-2
LU: Kill Joy of Compulsive Doom 37-37-4
TP: Rockin' Rikki of Code of Blue 42-29-1
PL: Song Bird of Deliverance 24-25-2
AB: Mack the Axe of The Coalition 31-27-1
The idea to change the name from "The Tower Guardian" was complete as The Icelord and
his Overlords suggested "Captain of the Guard" which was selected and used for the
Duelmaster.
The cities of Mordant and Zuwayza sent in the most Lord Protectors: 5
The Spymaster was Westwind
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Agh! Zontani Sharp-eyes and the destruction of the city. He get's tedious
about that. Well, I can understand, actually. It can be boring, being a spy
reporter. Sure, fights are exciting, though less so if you're not personally
involved. But after the hundredth or so fight in a day, well... you may not have
seen EVERYTHING, but you've seen a lot. Things begin to blur. I'd destroy cities,
too, if I thought I could get away with it.
Party Animals avoided The Stormguards. Does this mean that they aren't going to
be at the big Bash to Glug up whatever's available? Their loss.
Kookaburra got the most challenges.
Nobody died.
There were twenty-six fights (three of them involving standbys), of which twelve
were challenge matches (none of them involving standbys).
KALEN (12-6418) (21-11-1,80) of STEEL THUNDER fought BRICK WALL (1-7478) (37-40-
0,72) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. KALEN was outlasted by BRICK WALL in a dull 14 minute
brutal competition. Not a promising beginning to the day's session.
PINE LEAF (24-4580) (31-45-0,60) of KRILL CAVALRY fought VAXTON (17-2689) (19-
28-0,57) of STEEL WOLVES. PINE LEAF vanquished VAXTON in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided fray. And how much action can you pack into a minute? Lots.
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (8-7-3,29) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the Louts Local 101. SCRAPPLE was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute
one-sided melee. How embarrassing... for Scrapple.
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (9-6-5,18) of WHY SELL THIS? fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50)
of the Louts Local 101. BLOOD PIE was vanquished by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. And for Blood Pie.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-31563) (25-18-1,100) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! fought SLICK
STEPHAN (101-11) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101. YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered
SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. But not for You've. This wraps
up the standbys very quickly. I understand they petitioned to be early on the
schedule in order to get away for some big "do" they're having on the other side of
town.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (28-15-3,99) of SWEORDMASTERS fought HARLEY THE CADAVER
(18-5366) (21-37-3,63) of STREET PIZZA. MISCHIEVOUS IMP slimly won victory over
HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 4 minute bout. Harley, you're letting down the side for us
Dead Guys.
KONGOL (7-4524) (49-48-2,151) of BLADES OF ICE fought HEBEE (38-4359) (26-24-
0,127) of ALL FINESSE. KONGOL overpowered HEBEE in an action packed 1 minute uneven
fray. No finesse, just action.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (53-73-0,153) of JUST BECAUSE fought LINI DAWNWIND (11-
5865) (29-29-1,139) of KRILL CAVALRY. GAR & BRILL overpowered LINI DAWNWIND in an
exciting 1 minute uneven fight. And when, I ask you, are the public health
inspectors going to take notice of this filthy Gar, not to mention the Brill?
OSCAR (50-3153) (36-10-0,161) of OPEN SESAME fought BUCK (1-2291) (59-121-0,150)
of MOSSRUNNERS. OSCAR was savagely defeated by BUCK in a crowd pleasing 7 minute
bloody conflict. Seven minutes? Good endurance, Oscar.
DESPERADO (77-2459) (34-18-2,191) of POSSE fought REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (23-15-
7,167) of KILLING ME SOFTER. DESPERADO demolished REDDI WHIP in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided bout. With an eggbeater.
DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-4909) (27-17-0,188) of REALMS TUFTS fought MOOSE (56-3459)
(37-47-0,176) of REDHORSE. DRANDUS DE'VIR devastated MOOSE in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided brawl. Moose doesn't handle excitement well.
CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (40-16-1,196) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought CROOKED HOOF
(56-3493) (51-40-0,206) of REDHORSE. CAT IN THE HAT handily defeated CROOKED HOOF in
a 1 minute mismatched bout. Pulled that one out of his hat, the Cat did. A Hat
Trick.
REDEMPTION (4-4868) (51-34-2,184) of BLADES OF MIST fought FEALOST (1-3916) (64-
87-2,210) of MOSSRUNNERS. REDEMPTION viciously subdued FEALOST in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gruesome bout. Thus redeeming himself, if not Fealost.
The challenges:
HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (26-17-1,78) of SKI TAOS challenged SNIPPER (66-3518)
(26-21-0,91) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS. Up 13. HUNZICKER BOWL was demolished by SNIPPER in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. I understand that Snipper had the Bowl filled
with Chile con Carne. Very hot stuff.
ACE METRIC (47-3554) (17-8-0,90) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BROKEN TOE (56-3683)
(45-66-1,90) of REDHORSE. Straight across. ACE METRIC devastated BROKEN TOE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge conflict. The Toe can't handle straight stuff.
ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (20-9-0,77) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged FAT BACK (96-1610)
(20-18-4,82) of KILLING ME SOFTLY. Up 5. ADAM'S APPLE beat FAT BACK in an exciting
2 minute brutal Challenge fight. Apple pie, ah....
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (20-9-0,69) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-
3700) (45-62-3,70) of REDHORSE. Up 1. BULL DURHAM was defeated by MOUNTAIN GOAT in
an exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. A bull loses to a goat? Outrageous!
VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (10-2-1,42) of SPARF! challenged HEAD CHEESE (96-1920)
(11-4-3,44) of WHY SELL THIS? Up 2. VIKING RAIDER viciously subdued HEAD CHEESE in
a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel. It's a Viking thing; they collect heads, and
know what to do with them, I guess.
CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (20-12-0,91) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged PORK ROLL
(97-1634) (19-19-5,93) of KILLING ME SOFTER. Up 2. CAULIFLOWER EARS was overcome by
PORK ROLL in a 2 minute Challenge melee. Sauerkraut?
BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (20-9-0,108) of REAL BEER challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-
3475) (44-52-0,160) of REDHORSE. Up 52. BODDINGTON'S overpowered HUMMINGBIRD in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Hang your head in shame, Hummingbird!
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (23-19-1,125) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HELM
HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (41-30-0,147) of LORDS OF VALHALLA. Up 22. BLACK JACK SHELACK
defeated HELM HAMMERHAND in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. And struggle was the word
for it.
CEER (96-1537) (18-20-4,172) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged AEDON (7-4295) (53-
48-1,172) of BLADES OF ICE. Straight across. CEER overpowered AEDON in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute mismatched Challenge match. I'm not sure why the crowd was
pleased; they've been in a strange mood lately.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (25-6-1,162) of HANGOVERS challenged HALLIE O'DENE
(58-6018) (82-102-0,208) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 46. SLIPPERY NIPPLE lost to
HALLIE O'DENE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. And this is surprising
how?
POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (25-19-0,196) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged HELLACIOUS (1-
7541) (33-10-1,224) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST. Up 28. POPE PAUL II demolished HELLACIOUS
in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee. Probably an exorcism. Is that
permitted under the arena rules? I'll have to look it up.
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (51-25-1,195) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (78-108-4,204) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 9. TENACIOUS unbelievably bested
KOOKABURRA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight. What's to doubt? All good
cookies get eaten up.
And for the title: MOD COD (55-2638) (89-110-3,224) of RHYME TYME fought BECKY
(17-5782) (38-22-4,233) of BLADES OF STEEL. MOD COD was overpowered by BECKY in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Title conflict. Good! Mod Cod was not representing us
well. Do better, Becky.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BECKY 17-5782 39 22 4 244 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 26 19 0 221 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 83 102 0 214 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 41 16 1 214 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 52 25 1 204 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 78 109 4 202 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
REDEMPTION 4-4868 52 34 2 200 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
DESPERADO 77-2459 35 18 2 200 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 28 17 0 196 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
-CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD 31-3897 23 13 0 195 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
MOD COD 55-2638 89 111 3 194 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 51 41 0 194 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
FEALOST 1-3916 64 88 2 193 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 33 11 1 190 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-DRACO 31-1427 28 14 1 190 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-UTU 31-537 27 21 2 190 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-SHALZAR 31-541 25 24 0 190 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-ODYSSEUS 31-4637 23 24 1 188 OVERLORDS (1233) CHIMLEVTAL
CEER 96-1537 19 20 4 188 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
-THE SENTINEL 31-3559 23 22 0 187 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-CUMHAL BAISCNE 20-386 39 40 1 186 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
-KAZ 31-3782 20 23 3 182 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 60 121 0 177 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
MOOSE 56-3459 37 48 0 172 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 7 1 170 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
-KORAF 20-882 22 28 2 170 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 23 16 7 167 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 54 73 0 162 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
AEDON 7-4295 53 49 1 162 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-SEPTOR 31-3059 17 14 1 162 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
KONGOL 7-4524 50 48 2 157 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-ULATH THALESIA 31-3125 25 13 1 154 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
OSCAR 50-3153 36 11 0 153 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 24 19 1 148 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 21 9 0 145 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 26 18 1 136 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
-D'AUBUSSON 31-3387 18 12 1 135 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 29 30 1 133 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 41 31 0 132 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
-VSP! 31-3130 16 13 0 131 THE STORMBRINGERS (857) CHIMLEVTAL
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 44 53 0 127 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HEBEE 38-4359 26 25 0 124 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
-O-GON-CHO 32-3977 16 8 1 120 THE STORMLORDS (1181) ARVAT
-SENSOO O SURU 32-3979 27 19 0 109 THE STORMLORDS (1181) ARVAT
SNIPPER 66-3518 27 21 0 103 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
PORK ROLL 97-1634 20 19 5 102 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627 29 15 3 101 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
-OBSIDIAN GOLEM 32-3975 26 22 1 101 THE STORMLORDS (1181) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ACE METRIC 47-3554 18 8 0 100 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PREMYSL OTOKAR 31-3306 17 17 0 98 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 21 9 0 89 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 20 13 0 88 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
-ZARENDARGAR 31-4888 21 24 2 87 OVERLORDS (1233) CHIMLEVTAL
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 45 67 1 83 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BRICK WALL 1-7478 38 40 0 83 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 46 62 3 82 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-REZOS THE THRACIAN 31-4993 21 12 0 82 OVERLORDS (1233) CHIMLEVTAL
FAT BACK 96-1610 20 19 4 78 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 21 38 3 74 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 26 18 1 73 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
KALEN 12-6418 21 12 1 71 STEEL THUNDER (1401) RIZTAB
PINE LEAF 24-4580 32 45 0 70 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
-BARTOFELES 31-5173 17 14 2 69 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 15 4 0 67 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 20 10 0 64 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
-TITAN 17-6796 18 3 1 58 STEEL WOLVES (1392) ALJAFIR
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 11 2 1 55 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
-JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280 25 9 1 51 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
VAXTON 17-2689 19 29 0 48 STEEL WOLVES (1392) ALJAFIR
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 11 5 3 40 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 8 8 3 29 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 9 7 5 16 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Pine Leaf -- My thanks. Salute. -- Unzoe the Shaman
Snipper -- I told him. Not sure if he listened though. -- Jarl Forkbeard
Told who? Me? Of course I never listen! I'm famous for it. That's one of the
privileges of being dead. -- Olaf
Home Guard -- Turn #450 is rapidly approaching. Shall we throw a rowdy party at The
Bash & Glug in celebration? I propose that ALL managers listed run at least 5 Lord
Protectors that turn! (if you have that many here of course.) Perhaps we can entice
the Bards to tell us great tales of Ferd the Tower! It should be a cycle worthy of
all those who have dueled here for the past 450 turns! Any interest? -- The Icelord
Crip -- I know you're busy but let's get a "Crip's Top 20 for all slow arenas"
published again! -- The Icelord
High Lord Bosk -- Tal, 1st Sword! What transpires this day, Realm Restorer? I would
indeed like to see Grand champions & below in ADM and Tower Guard & below in Primus
be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena. It is something that could be tried for 12
months and see what everyone thinks. I make The Sign of The Hammer AND of The Axe in
your honor! -- The Icelord
guardian -- I run The Stormguards, Overlords and The Stormlords. -- The Icelord
Home Guard -- As The Icelord states, turn #450 is rapidly approaching. Those who
possess a pair will come forward and battle with a full stable. I, for one, will run
'em all! Rowdy parties are "my bag, baby"! Bring it, if any of you take me down,
I'll be buying at the Bash & Glug! Not expecting to spend much, though! Guffawing
at you weaklings! I say "come one, come all. Bosk will take any and all of you down
like the slugs you are! (btw, for you females, you can bring a "pair" as well!
Hardee har har!) Bring the wench back to me now! -- High Lord Bosk, 1st Sword,
Council of Lords
The Icelord -- I, for one, appreciate your Homeguard Facts. You have quite the staff
of historians! Salute Warrior! -- High Lord Bosk
Cumhal Baiscne -- What a mouthful! A creditable effort for one of your relative
inexperience. I salute you. -- Hallie O'Dene
Kongol -- That gave me a chill. -- Lini Dawnwind
Jarl Forkbeard -- Did you know you have split ends there? Gotta take care of that.
-- Snipper
Blood Pie -- Nasty fellow, aren't you? -- Pine Leaf
Vaxton -- It would appear that even a steel wolf cannot chip through a brick wall in
the time allowed. But we are retiring the wall to some soothing architectural duty
where it will serve well, unless Swallowtail comes near it again. -- Hallie O'Dene
14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the
following pledge:
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
Dark Arena until they are dead.
The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena
1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2. One team per manager
3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
this arena.)
4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5. 20 teams required, per RSI
6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
warrior is dead.)
7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.
Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TENACIOUS unbelievably bested KOOKABURRA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
POPE PAUL II demolished HELLACIOUS in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE lost to HALLIE O'DENE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CEER overpowered AEDON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BLACK JACK SHELACK defeated HELM HAMMERHAND in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BODDINGTON'S overpowered HUMMINGBIRD in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CAULIFLOWER EARS was overcome by PORK ROLL in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
VIKING RAIDER viciously subdued HEAD CHEESE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BULL DURHAM was defeated by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
ADAM'S APPLE beat FAT BACK in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ACE METRIC devastated BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HUNZICKER BOWL was demolished by SNIPPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MOD COD was overpowered by BECKY in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
REDEMPTION viciously subdued FEALOST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
CAT IN THE HAT handily defeated CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DRANDUS DE'VIR devastated MOOSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DESPERADO demolished REDDI WHIP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
OSCAR was savagely defeated by BUCK in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody conflict.
GAR & BRILL overpowered LINI DAWNWIND in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
KONGOL overpowered HEBEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP slimly won victory over HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 4 minute bout.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLOOD PIE was vanquished by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCRAPPLE was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PINE LEAF vanquished VAXTON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
KALEN was outlasted by BRICK WALL in a dull 14 minute brutal competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 24 - 14 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 17 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 44 - 38 - 2 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 44 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 40 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 17 - 0 29 |
Turn 449 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BECKY 17-5782 39 22 4 244 BLADES OF STEEL (1068)
TOTAL PARRY POPE PAUL II 79-1317 26 19 0 221 CHAPEL ROCK (776)
AIMED BLOW HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 83 102 0 214 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 78 109 4 202 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 35 18 2 200 POSSE (1362)
LUNGING ATTACK DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 28 17 0 196 REALMS TUFTS (1344)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 23 16 7 167 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)
PARRY-LUNGE FAT BACK 96-1610 20 19 4 78 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was OSCAR 50-3153. The ten other most popular fighters were KOOKABURRA 33-4151, BUCK
1-2291, ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203, CEER 96-1537, VIKING RAIDER 54-2885, MISCHIEVOUS IMP
1-7627, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323, HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366, REDEMPTION 4-4868, and
GAR & BRILL 38-4252.
The least popular fighter this week was BRICK WALL 1-7478. The other ten least
popular fighters were KALEN 12-6418, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, HUNZICKER
BOWL 23-4182, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, HEBEE 38-4359, REDDI WHIP
97-1636, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, and HEAD CHEESE 96-1920.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 3 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
TI(23) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 64 88 2 193 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 52 34 2 200 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 20 10 0 64 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
TENACIOUS 7-5337 52 25 1 204 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 29 30 1 133 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
KALEN 12-6418 21 12 1 71 STEEL THUNDER (1401) RIZTAB
BECKY 17-5782 39 22 4 244 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 21 38 3 74 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 21 9 0 145 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 26 18 1 73 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 41 16 1 214 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 41 31 0 132 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 78 109 4 202 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 54 73 0 162 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 24 19 1 148 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 36 11 0 153 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 21 9 0 89 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 11 2 1 55 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
MOD COD 55-2638 89 111 3 194 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 51 41 0 194 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 83 102 0 214 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 7 1 170 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
SNIPPER 66-3518 27 21 0 103 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 28 17 0 196 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
DESPERADO 77-2459 35 18 2 200 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 26 19 0 221 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 26 18 1 136 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 19 20 4 188 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 23 16 7 167 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE