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Date   : 03/21/2007    Duedate: 04/03/2007

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-450

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REALMS TUFTS 71/1344  393  262  4 60.0      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
  2 POSSE 77/1362          23   16  0 59.0      SKI TAOS 23/1070                      
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   440  360  9 55.0    7 OVERLORDS 20/30       135  152  2 47.0
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                        THE STORMLORDS 32/1181                
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     THE STORMGUARDS 31/132                
  4 STREET PIZZA 18/173   445  367  3 54.8      OVERLORDS 31/1233                     
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382              8 THE STORMBRIN 31/857   45   55  0 45.0
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   LORDS OF VALHALLA 31/1208             
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                   LORDS OF VALHALLA 20/711              
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                    9 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  443  585  9 43.1
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                   10 REDHORSE 56/1325      310  441  2 41.3
  5-ALL FINESSE 38/1236   250  228  2 52.3      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                  11 RHYME TYME 55/449     580  844 15 40.7
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                        GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369                 12 KRILL CAVALR 11/1358  554  909  6 37.9
  6-SPARF! 54/1372        822  756 11 52.1      WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097               
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                           CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    REAL BEER 21/1116                           HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364                 
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                      13 STEEL WOLVES 17/1392    1    7  0 12.5
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                          STEEL THUNDER 12/1401                 
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

The Council of Lords are proud to present Home Guard History Facts:  On Home Guard
turn #20 (8/30/90)there were 23 managers present.  The teams were: Borf's Force, Hack
and Slash, Royal Court, The Aquarians, Jay Birds, Deliverance, Death Brigade, Black
Flag, Dark Foundation, Asylum Knights, Genetic Mishaps, Ironhand Orcs, Those Who
Lost, Ninja Turtles, Doctors of Duel, Fire Fighters, Dilettantes, Overlords,
Maurauders, Demonic Knights, Star Warriors, Black Moon Rising, Minstrel Masters,
Salem's Lot, Thieves Guild, Royals, The Confederates, Rat Pak, Rat Pak and The Almost
Were.

The Captain of The Guard was Prince Honor of Royal Court, a 31-25 Total Parry.

The top Stylemasters were:
TP: Prince Honor of Royal Court  31-25
ST: Daisy Ironballs of Genetic Mishaps  35-21
WOS: Norfe of Borf's Force  37-21-3
LU: Hawkeye of Doctors of Duel  32-21-1
SL: Red Blade of Black Flag  35-33-1
PR: Seleucus of Deliverance  34-33-2
PS: Splinter of Ninja Turtles  40-29-5
PL: Song Bird of Deliverance  27-26-2
AB: Baron Bonkers of Asylum Knights  31-25-3
BA: Trog of Hack and Slash  39-41-5

Mordant was the most active with 5 Lord Protectors sent to duel.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     A word to The Icelord:  This seems to be a bad time for a concerted effort here,
or probably anywhere else on the Isle.  Tourney timing.  Maybe we should wait until
after the tourney and hold a "We Survived Death and Taxes" brawl?  In the meantime,
today's rather thin showing....

     The Stormguards were avoided by their friends from Valhalla, which seems like a
good way to show friendship.  I salute you both.
     Nobody got the most challenges, and given the pathetic state of this cycle's
challenges, who can be surprised?  Yep, only TWO challenges were carried through
today.  This was out of twenty-two fights, involving, among other people, two
standbys.  Seems like a day of Twos.  Are they the Terrible Twos?

     FAT BACK (96-1610) (20-19-4,78) of KILLING ME SOFTLY fought MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-
3700) (46-62-3,82) of REDHORSE.  FAT BACK overcame MOUNTAIN GOAT in an action packed
1 minute duel.  A signal win, though what it signals, other than the difficulty of
climbing on greased rocks, I couldn't (or won't) say.
     PINE LEAF (24-4580) (32-45-0,70) of KRILL CAVALRY fought TITAN (17-6796) (18-3-
1,58) of STEEL WOLVES.  PINE LEAF vanquished TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
And who can look at the records here and feel surprise?  I'm sure Titan learned a
lot, at least, I hope Titan learned a lot from this older woman.  Older women can be
great teachers if properly approached.
     SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (8-8-3,29) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the Louts Local 101.  SCRAPPLE was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a
popular 1 minute gory contest.  Practically two of a kind out there, really.  Ah...
for those of you who aren't in the know (yet, I'm about to tell you), the Mean Spirit
is named for the product of his still.  Myself, I think he should stick to paint
remover.
     ABYSSINIAN (31-4918) (21-15-0,78) of THE STORMBRINGERS fought HARLEY THE CADAVER
(18-5366) (21-38-3,74) of STREET PIZZA.  ABYSSINIAN defeated HARLEY THE CADAVER in a
3 minute conflict.  Now, I could be wrong, but somehow I have the idea that this
Abyssinian guy is a cat.  Which would make Harley something the cat dragged out,
right?  Typical.
     UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (15-4-0,67) of THE STORMGUARDS fought BLOOD PIE (96-
1918) (9-7-5,16) of WHY SELL THIS?  UNZOE THE SHAMAN overpowered BLOOD PIE in a 2
minute one-sided bout.  I believe Unzoe used the despicable Pie in some dark and
dangerous rite, which seems like a fitting use.

     JARL FORKBEARD (31-5280) (25-9-1,51) of THE STORMGUARDS fought BRICK WALL (1-
7478) (38-40-0,83) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  JARL FORKBEARD viciously subdued BRICK WALL
in a tiresome 15 minute brutal fight.  And at the end of this fight, Jarl was tired,
the audience was tired, I was tired, and only the Brick Wall was NOT tired, but it
was seriously chipped.  One does as one must.
     HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (11-5-3,40) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5)
(0-0-0,70) of the Louts Local 101.  HEAD CHEESE was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.  Now, what are the odds, do you suppose, that if
two standbys are called for, they should both be the same Mean Spirit?  Does this
mean--  Sorry, does this INDICATE that someone, probably the handicapper, has
realized where that rotgut is coming from?  I've always thought our handicapper has
had a sharp eye for second-rate products.
     HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (41-31-0,132) of LORDS OF VALHALLA fought PORK ROLL
(97-1634) (20-19-5,102) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  HELM HAMMERHAND lost to PORK ROLL in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.  So much for "sliced ham all around."  But it
was a good try, Helm.
     YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-31563) (26-18-1,136) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! fought LADY
JASMINE (20-2855) (16-17-0,134) of LORDS OF VALHALLA.  YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE handily
defeated LADY JASMINE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.  I have asked around among
the dimensional travelers, and they tell me that this "seattle" is a city.  And I
suppose that anyone who can "have" a city is probably a tough proposition.  Probably
a boss-tweed type, with hordes of leg-breakers.

     SNIPPER (66-3518) (27-21-0,103) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(44-53-0,127) of REDHORSE.  SNIPPER was demolished by HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute gory
mismatched match.  Now, that's got to be embarrassing for the Snip.  Fortunately, the
odds of Hummingbird actually writing a personal to taunt the young fellow are small.
     REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (23-16-7,167) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought VSP! (31-3130)
(16-13-0,131) of THE STORMBRINGERS.  REDDI WHIP savagely defeated VSP! in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute bloody competition.  Tell me--I couldn't see from my box--does
Reddi use a war flail?  That would be rather whip-like, and quite nasty, when it
connects.
     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (54-73-0,162) of JUST BECAUSE fought LINI DAWNWIND (11-
5865) (29-30-1,133) of KRILL CAVALRY.  GAR & BRILL was handily defeated by LINI
DAWNWIND in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  I hear Lini brought caustic substances and
really ripped into that accumulated grease.  Of course, one cleaning won't BEGIN to
get it all, but it IS a beginning.
     AEDON (7-4295) (53-49-1,162) of BLADES OF ICE fought ULATH THALESIA (31-3125)
(25-13-1,154) of THE STORMGUARDS.  AEDON outwaited ULATH THALESIA in a popular 8
minute brutal fight.  Yuo think eight minutes is brutal, after a fight lasting
fifteen?  Oh, HA!
     FEALOST (1-3916) (64-88-2,193) of MOSSRUNNERS fought KONGOL (7-4524) (50-48-
2,157) of BLADES OF ICE.  FEALOST vanquished KONGOL in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided duel.  I TOLD the steward not to let Fealost bring Liquid Fire (tm) into the
arena, but those staff members never listen.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (89-111-3,194) of RHYME TYME fought MOOSE (56-3459) (37-48-
0,172) of REDHORSE.  MOD COD handily defeated MOOSE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
Coshed him with a cod, flattened him with a flounder, hit him with a herring... I
could go on and on here.
     KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (78-109-4,202) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought DRANDUS DE'VIR
(71-4909) (28-17-0,196) of REALMS TUFTS.  KOOKABURRA overpowered DRANDUS DE'VIR in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  Tis the season to be burined under an avalanch of
those dratted cookies, after all.
     CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD (31-3897) (23-13-0,195) of THE STORMGUARDS fought BUCK (1-
2291) (60-121-0,177) of MOSSRUNNERS.  CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD was viciously subdued by
BUCK in a popular 13 minute bloody duel.  THIRTEEN minutes?  What is this, Scum-o-
rama Day?  Or are you all, okay, some of you, trying to make up for the low number of
fights by making as many as possible LONG fights?  I salute your efforts, if that is
what you're up to, but I'm not sure this is the best idea.  People get tired of
turning pages.  Hence the popularity of lungers.  Flashes in the pans, lungers.  Over
and done with before you know they started.  A lugner once stole my girlfriend, back
before I died.
     TORQ IRONHAMMER (20-2856) (21-13-2,193) of LORDS OF VALHALLA fought REDEMPTION
(4-4868) (52-34-2,200) of BLADES OF MIST.  TORQ IRONHAMMER was overpowered by
REDEMPTION in a 1 minute mismatched match.  So, does this mean that Torq has been
converted and redeemed?  Inquiring minds are mildly curious.
     HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (83-102-0,214) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought CUMHAL
BAISCNE (20-386) (39-40-1,186) of OVERLORDS.  HALLIE O'DENE bested CUMHAL BAISCNE in
a popular 2 minute contest.  Fossils will do that.  Age and cunning over youth and
skill, etc.

     Our challenge matches:
     KALEN (12-6418) (21-12-1,71) of STEEL THUNDER challenged BROKEN TOE (56-3683)
(45-67-1,83) of REDHORSE.  Up 12.  KALEN lost to BROKEN TOE in an action packed 1 
minute Challenge battle.  Drat.  Stomp on his feet, Kalen.  Kick his shins.
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (35-18-2,200) of POSSE challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-3493)
(51-41-0,194) of REDHORSE.  Down 6.  DESPERADO bested CROOKED HOOF in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  Ha, Hoof threw a shoe during that match!  That'll
teach him (maybe) to wear horseshoes into the arena.  It isn't like he's a horse,
after all.

     And for the title:  BECKY (17-5782) (39-22-4,244) of BLADES OF STEEL fought CAT
IN THE HAT (24-3103) (41-16-1,214) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  BECKY was narrowly defeated
by CAT IN THE HAT in an action packed 1 minute Title fight.  Well, okay.  No column
from Becky, she probably didn't have time to realize she HAD the title.  So how about
the Cat?  Something in amusing rhymes, perhaps?

Untill next time,

                                         Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      42  16  1  229  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317        26  19  0  221  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       84 102  0  218  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          79 109  4  218  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           53  34  2  213  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 DESPERADO 77-2459           36  18  2  211  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TENACIOUS 7-5337            52  25  1  204  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 BECKY 17-5782               39  23  4  203  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 BUCK 1-2291                 61 121  0  199  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 MOD COD 55-2638             90 111  3  198  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        51  42  0  197  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 FEALOST 1-3916              65  88  2  196  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541           33  11  1  190  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
-DRACO 31-1427               28  14  1  190  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-UTU 31-537                  27  21  2  190  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-SHALZAR 31-541              25  24  0  190  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TORQ IRONHAMMER 20-2856     21  14  2  190  LORDS OF VALHALLA (711)    SEAM
-ODYSSEUS 31-4637            23  24  1  188  OVERLORDS (1233)           CHIMLEVTAL
-CEER 96-1537                19  20  4  188  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      28  18  0  187  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
-THE SENTINEL 31-3559        23  22  0  187  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 CUMHAL BAISCNE 20-386       39  41  1  185  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
-KAZ 31-3782                 20  23  3  182  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD 31-3897  23  14  0  181  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AEDON 7-4295                54  49  1  174  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     25   7  1  170  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
-KORAF 20-882                22  28  2  170  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          24  16  7  169  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 MOOSE 56-3459               37  49  0  168  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-SEPTOR 31-3059              17  14  1  162  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       30  30  1  159  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
 KONGOL 7-4524               50  49  2  156  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 ULATH THALESIA 31-3125      25  14  1  155  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-OSCAR 50-3153               36  11  0  153  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  24  19  1  148  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  27  18  1  146  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        21   9  0  145  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 VSP! 31-3130                16  14  0  138  THE STORMBRINGERS (857)    CHIMLEVTAL
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         54  74  0  137  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         45  53  0  135  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-D'AUBUSSON 31-3387          18  12  1  135  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           21  19  5  128  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 LADY JASMINE 20-2855        16  18  0  127  LORDS OF VALHALLA (711)    SEAM
-HEBEE 38-4359               26  25  0  124  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
-O-GON-CHO 32-3977           16   8  1  120  THE STORMLORDS (1181)      ARVAT
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     41  32  0  116  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
-SENSOO O SURU 32-3979       27  19  0  109  THE STORMLORDS (1181)      ARVAT
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      29  15  3  101  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OBSIDIAN GOLEM 32-3975      26  22  1  101  THE STORMLORDS (1181)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ACE METRIC 47-3554          18   8  0  100  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SNIPPER 66-3518             27  22  0   99  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
-PREMYSL OTOKAR 31-3306      17  17  0   98  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          46  67  1   93  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        21   9  0   89  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  13  0   88  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-ZARENDARGAR 31-4888         21  24  2   87  OVERLORDS (1233)           CHIMLEVTAL
 FAT BACK 96-1610            21  19  4   86  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           33  45  0   85  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 ABYSSINIAN 31-4918          22  15  0   82  THE STORMBRINGERS (857)    CHIMLEVTAL
-REZOS THE THRACIAN 31-4993  21  12  0   82  OVERLORDS (1233)           CHIMLEVTAL
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       46  63  3   77  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      26  18  1   73  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  21  39  3   73  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280      26   9  1   71  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 KALEN 12-6418               21  13  1   69  STEEL THUNDER (1401)       RIZTAB
-BARTOFELES 31-5173          17  14  2   69  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    16   4  0   69  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324          20  10  0   64  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           38  41  0   63  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       11   2  1   55  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 TITAN 17-6796               18   4  1   51  STEEL WOLVES (1392)        ALJAFIR
-VAXTON 17-2689              19  29  0   48  STEEL WOLVES (1392)        ALJAFIR
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         11   6  3   43  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961             8   9  3   34  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918            9   8  5   22  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Icelord -- Had I known you were going to unleash Utu on the sands again, I might have
let my entire horde participate just to increase the odds of matching up against him.
-- Crip
P.S.  No time for the Slow arena top 20's, but I do have the tracking sheets still.

     Time is always a problem for things like that.

Home Guard -- Turn #450 has arrived!  Rowdy party at the Bash & Glug tonight!  The
Bards will tell great tales of Ferd the Tower and of past glory in Home Guard.  I
hope to see a good turn out.  Let us make it a cycle worthy of all those who have
dueled here for the past 450 turns! -- The Icelord

Home Guard -- Sorry my Lord Protectors did not make it last turn!  I sent them in!  I
guess that is why I am a "slow-arena" manager. -- The Icelord

High Lord Bosk -- Well met, First Sword!  Good news in the realm of great music!
March will see the release of "The Best of Acoustic Jethro Tull."  Also, May 1st will
see the release of the new Rush CD titled "Snakes and Arrows."  Tour dates to be
released soon, my brother!  Hussah! -- The Icelord

Crip -- I know you're busy but let's get a "Crip's Top 20 for all slow arenas"
published again! -- The Icelord

guardian -- I run The Stormguards, Overlords and The Stormlords.  Are you going to
show or not, sissy? -- The Icelord

Slippery Nipple -- How revolting.  I should hope that you DO have a hangover, and not
a little one, either. -- Hallie O'Dene

Hunzicker Bowl... isn't that the famous, or should I say infamous, chili dish in
which they are said to use troll meat?  Snow trolls, I presume.  I've heard it's
pretty dire stuff. -- Snipper

Gar & Brill -- Somehow, associating with you always makes me feel sick. -- Lini
Dawnwind

Vaxton -- I can see the steel, you have an amazing Steely-eyed Glint there, but
somehow you don't strike me as wolfish. -- Pine Leaf

Kalen -- A good try, but you're too short to get over the Brick Wall with a standing
high jump.  Different ambitions, that's what you need. -- Hallie O'Dene

The Icelord -- (cautiously)  A party sounds good.... -- Hallie O'Dene for Krill
Cavalry et al

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DESPERADO bested CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
KALEN lost to BROKEN TOE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
BECKY was narrowly defeated by CAT IN THE HAT in a action packed 1 minute Title fight.
HALLIE O'DENE bested CUMHAL BAISCNE in a popular 2 minute contest.
TORQ IRONHAMMER was overpowered by REDEMPTION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD was viciously subdued by BUCK in a popular 13 minute bloody duel.
KOOKABURRA overpowered DRANDUS DE'VIR in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOD COD handily defeated MOOSE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FEALOST vanquished KONGOL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
AEDON outwaited ULATH THALESIA in a popular 8 minute brutal fight.
GAR & BRILL was handily defeated by LINI DAWNWIND in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
REDDI WHIP savagely defeated VSP! in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody competition.
SNIPPER was demolished by HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE handily defeated LADY JASMINE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HELM HAMMERHAND lost to PORK ROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
HEAD CHEESE was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
JARL FORKBEARD viciously subdued BRICK WALL in a tiresome 15 minute brutal fight.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN overpowered BLOOD PIE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ABYSSINIAN defeated HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 3 minute conflict.
SCRAPPLE was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
PINE LEAF vanquished TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FAT BACK overcame MOUNTAIN GOAT in a action packed 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW        21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  15 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  40 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  44 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  20 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  40 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  16 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 450 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     42  16  1  229 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
AIMED BLOW       HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018      84 102  0  218 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151         79 109  4  218 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          36  18  2  211 POSSE (1362)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                61 121  0  199 MOSSRUNNERS (928)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638            90 111  3  198 RHYME TYME (449)
PARRY-STRIKE     CUMHAL BAISCNE 20-386      39  41  1  185 OVERLORDS (30)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         24  16  7  169 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           21  19  4   86 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ULATH THALESIA 31-3125.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUCK 1-2291, 
REDDI WHIP 97-1636, AEDON 7-4295, HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025, 
DESPERADO 77-2459, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, 
and PORK ROLL 97-1634.

The least popular fighter this week was BRICK WALL 1-7478.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280, LADY JASMINE 20-2855, SNIPPER 66-3518, 
CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD 31-3897, TORQ IRONHAMMER 20-2856, TITAN 17-6796, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, 
ABYSSINIAN 31-4918, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, and HEAD CHEESE 96-1920.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  1 0  SEAM(20)             0  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 61 121  0  199  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           53  34  2  213  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 AEDON 7-4295                54  49  1  174  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       30  30  1  159  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
 KALEN 12-6418               21  13  1   69  STEEL THUNDER (1401)       RIZTAB
 BECKY 17-5782               39  23  4  203  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  21  39  3   73  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 TORQ IRONHAMMER 20-2856     21  14  2  190  LORDS OF VALHALLA (711)    SEAM
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      42  16  1  229  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD 31-3897  23  14  0  181  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          79 109  4  218  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         54  74  0  137  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 MOD COD 55-2638             90 111  3  198  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        51  42  0  197  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       84 102  0  218  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SNIPPER 66-3518             27  22  0   99  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      28  18  0  187  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 DESPERADO 77-2459           36  18  2  211  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  27  18  1  146  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            21  19  4   86  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          24  16  7  169  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE