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Date : 04/18/2007 Duedate: 05/01/2007
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-452
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 394 265 4 59.8 OPEN SESAME 50/824
REALMS TUFTS 71/1344 PARTY ANIMALS 5/591
2 RONIN 51/1376 25 17 0 59.5 OTTO'S PARTS 52/892
POSSE 77/1362 CHAPEL ROCK 79/776
3 STREET PIZZA 18/173 457 371 3 55.2 SKI TAOS 23/1070
IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367 8-OVERLORDS 20/30 135 154 2 46.7
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 THE STORMGUARDS 31/132
WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391 9 THE STORMBRIN 31/857 46 56 0 45.1
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 444 364 9 55.0 LORDS OF VALHALLA 31/1208
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 LORDS OF VALHALLA 20/711
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 10 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 445 585 9 43.2
5 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 157 140 1 52.9 11 REDHORSE 56/1325 316 449 2 41.3
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121 12 RHYME TYME 55/449 584 846 15 40.8
6-ALL FINESSE 38/1236 252 231 2 52.2 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 13 KRILL CAVALR 11/1358 558 915 6 37.9
SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097
7 SPARF! 54/1372 835 771 11 52.0 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
REAL BEER 21/1116 14-STEEL WOLVES 17/1392 1 9 0 10.0
HANGOVERS 59/1153 STEEL THUNDER 12/1401
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
"It's infamous!" Ardane, spy reporter for Andorak, scowled and drew back his
arm to throw his goblet through the window at the crowd outside. Then paused to
drain the contents before resuming the about-to-throw-it position.
"Now, now, it isn't THAT bad." Desiree of Darkholm, always the voice of sweet
reason at these meetings, laid a hand on his, smiled, and guided the goblet back to
the table. "It's just a little mistake, you know."
"Ha!" Debby Tonte of Free Blades stabbed viciously into her drink with an
umbrella. "That's easy for YOU to say. The Delarquans aren't complaining."
"Of course not." Galen of Talahya looked faintly envious as she pulled a chunk
of pineapple out of her glass and began to nibble it. "That's because the Delarquans
are THE Masters of Kung-Fu."
"You think some managers are complaining," Olaf Modeen said, "you should hear
what the GLADIATORS are saying. All these rumors about the Aimed Blows having
'special enhancements'..." he shook his head. "I know it isn't true, you know it
isn't true, the top managers know it isn't true--"
"Of course it isn't true!" Ketchum, spy reporter for Crysalis, matched scowls
with Ardane and said, "If ANY one style was going to get a special enhancement, it
should be--"
"Not now, Ketch," Olaf said. "Nobody gets, nobody has gotten, nobody WILL get,
special enhancements. That's always been the rule, and we all know how the Greywand
hates changes. The real problem--"
"Try telling that to some of the managers," Debby muttered, peering into her
glass for more fruit. "They don't want to hear it. Every time I turn around, some
manager is claiming that someone got a special change and, you know, HE didn't and
it's all unfair."
"The REAL problem," Olaf said firmly, over-riding her voice, "is explaining to
all the second-rate Aimed Blows why they haven't received any of these 'special
enhancements' they keep hearing about."
"There aren't any special enhancements," Ardane growled. "None. Just managers
who noticed that the Kung-Fu Master is a lot more dangerous than anyone expected, and
have put YEARS into the study of Kung-Fu and learned how to really USE it for their
own gladiators."
"Saved a lot on weapons, too," Ketchum murmured.
"But people keep complaining," Debby Tonte said. She fished one last piece of
fruit out of her glass and stared at it dubiously.
"There WERE no special enhancements," Olaf said. "There ARE no special
enhancements. There WILL BE no special enhancements. It's all a matter of deep
study and skilled management."
"Like anyone's going to believe that!"
"They have no choice," Ketchum said. "If no 'special enhancements' were given
out, then none can be taken back. It is the way it is. What's the point in
complaining because the sun rises in the east?"
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly HOME GUARD games--
Yeah, well, now it isn't Zontani. Now it's me. Live with it. Those of you are
who are reading this. The rest of you don't live with it, whatever. Not my problem.
Twenty-seven fights, with two standbys. Not bad, considering. I figure most
people are still exhausted from the tournament. Or from paying their taxes. One
challenge, no avoids, no deaths. Pretty straight-forward. We'll just do a quick
rundown on the fights and then go back to our various hangover remedies.
PINE LEAF (24-4580) (33-46-0,67) of KRILL CAVALRY fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683)
(46-68-1,76) of REDHORSE. PINE LEAF beat BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute fight.
BLACK EYES (46-2820) (18-14-0,62) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought HUNZICKER BOWL (23-
4182) (27-18-1,79) of SKI TAOS. BLACK EYES was handily defeated by HUNZICKER BOWL in
a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (46-64-3,76) of REDHORSE fought FAT BACK (96-1610) (22-
19-4,90) of KILLING ME SOFTLY. MOUNTAIN GOAT was vanquished by FAT BACK in a 2
minute one-sided fray.
ACE BAILEY (47-4948) (19-23-0,84) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BRICK WALL (1-7478) (39-
41-0,84) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. ACE BAILEY was outlasted by BRICK WALL in an action
packed 7 minute brutal match.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (21-10-0,86) of PARTY ANIMALS fought HARLEY THE CADAVER
(18-5366) (21-40-3,70) of STREET PIZZA. BULL DURHAM overpowered HARLEY THE CADAVER
in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (20-14-0,65) of OTTO'S PARTS fought PIT FIGHTER (51-
4297) (20-17-1,80) of RONIN. CAULIFLOWER EARS was defeated by PIT FIGHTER in an
exciting 1 minute duel.
VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (12-2-1,79) of SPARF! fought HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (12-
6-3,75) of WHY SELL THIS?. VIKING RAIDER devastated HEAD CHEESE in a popular 1
minute one-sided bout.
ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (22-9-0,100) of OTTO'S PARTS fought SCRAPPLE (97-1961)
(9-9-3,66) of WHY SELL THIS? ADAM'S APPLE overpowered SCRAPPLE in a 2 minute
gruesome uneven fray.
SNIPPER (66-3518) (27-23-0,92) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS fought BLOOD PIE (96-1918)
(10-8-5,50) of WHY SELL THIS? SNIPPER was beaten by BLOOD PIE in an exciting 1
minute uneven fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (24-20-1,138) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THEATRE BUM
(101-6) (0-0-0,130) of the Louts Local 101. BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued
THEATRE BUM in a 2 minute bloody competition.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (30-19-1,113) of DUCKS UNLIMITED fought TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD
(53-5637) (28-32-0,134) of PUERCO'S PINATA. HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by TYMARIS
RAVENSWOOD in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (42-32-0,131) of LORDS OF VALHALLA fought LONDON
QUIREBOY (59-2513) (22-6-1,145) of CHAPEL ROCK. HELM HAMMERHAND was bested by LONDON
QUIREBOY in an exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
LINI DAWNWIND (11-5865) (30-31-1,137) of KRILL CAVALRY fought CATFISH HUNTER (5-
3315) (18-17-1,138) of PARTY ANIMALS. LINI DAWNWIND was overcome by CATFISH HUNTER
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (55-74-0,152) of JUST BECAUSE fought BODDINGTON'S (21-
5035) (21-10-0,149) of REAL BEER. GAR & BRILL vanquished BODDINGTON'S in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (25-16-7,175) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ACE METRIC (47-
3554) (19-8-0,114) of ROYAL FLUSH. REDDI WHIP overcame ACE METRIC in a popular 2
minute conflict.
KONGOL (7-4524) (50-50-2,159) of BLADES OF ICE fought PORK ROLL (97-1634) (22-
19-5,141) of KILLING ME SOFTER. KONGOL was narrowly defeated by PORK ROLL in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory match.
OSCAR (50-3153) (37-11-0,162) of OPEN SESAME fought YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-
31563) (28-18-1,174) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! OSCAR was demolished by YOU'VE GOT
SEATTLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOD COD (55-2638) (90-112-3,189) of RHYME TYME fought APPLE JACK (47-4011) (36-
28-4,175) of ROYAL FLUSH. MOD COD overcame APPLE JACK in a popular 1 minute bout.
ROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (51-43-0,182) of REDHORSE fought SHARON SHEW (101-25) (0-
0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101. CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in a 1
minute one-sided fight.
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (79-110-4,205) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought SLIPPERY NIPPLE
(59-2323) (25-8-1,160) of HANGOVERS. KOOKABURRA overpowered SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 1
minute uneven duel.
STREET RAT (11-3116) (31-21-1,189) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought ROT TEN EGGS (47-
3099) (41-39-0,161) of ROYAL FLUSH. STREET RAT handily defeated ROT TEN EGGS in an
action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
FEALOST (1-3916) (66-88-2,204) of MOSSRUNNERS fought AEDON (7-4295) (54-50-
1,153) of BLADES OF ICE. FEALOST savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd pleasing 7
minute gory brawl.
BECKY (17-5782) (40-23-4,209) of BLADES OF STEEL fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(46-53-0,158) of REDHORSE. BECKY vanquished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched
fight.
POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (26-20-0,205) of CHAPEL ROCK fought BUCK (1-2291) (61-
122-0,200) of MOSSRUNNERS. POPE PAUL II was savagely defeated by BUCK in a crowd
pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
REDEMPTION (4-4868) (54-34-2,232) of BLADES OF MIST fought DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-
4909) (28-19-0,186) of REALMS TUFTS. REDEMPTION devastated DRANDUS DE'VIR in a 1
minute one-sided contest.
Our lone challenge match: DESPERADO (77-2459) (37-18-2,219) of POSSE challenged
MOOSE (56-3459) (38-49-0,191) of REDHORSE. Down 28. DESPERADO was devastated by
MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
And for the title: CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (43-16-1,241) of THE SEUSS HEUSS
fought HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (85-102-0,226) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. CAT IN THE HAT
demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee. In a way, this
is too bad. Hallie would've written a column. But we can survive without the
column.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 44 16 1 252 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDEMPTION 4-4868 55 34 2 243 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
MOOSE 56-3459 39 49 0 217 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 80 110 4 214 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
BUCK 1-2291 62 122 0 211 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
BECKY 17-5782 41 23 4 211 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TENACIOUS 7-5337 53 25 1 210 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
-CEER 96-1537 20 20 4 209 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
FEALOST 1-3916 67 88 2 206 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 26 21 0 198 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 85 103 0 197 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 37 38 0 197 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
STREET RAT 11-3116 32 21 1 196 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 91 112 3 195 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 29 18 1 195 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
-JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 42 50 0 193 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-TORQ IRONHAMMER 20-2856 21 14 2 190 LORDS OF VALHALLA (711) SEAM
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541 33 12 1 188 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-CUMHAL BAISCNE 20-386 39 41 1 185 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
DESPERADO 77-2459 37 19 2 185 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 28 20 0 185 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
-CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD 31-3897 23 14 0 181 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 26 16 7 177 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
APPLE JACK 47-4011 36 29 4 174 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 51 44 0 171 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 56 74 0 168 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 46 54 0 164 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
AEDON 7-4295 54 51 1 161 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 41 40 0 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 9 1 160 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
OSCAR 50-3153 37 12 0 158 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
PORK ROLL 97-1634 23 19 5 158 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
-ULATH THALESIA 31-3125 25 14 1 155 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 23 6 1 152 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KONGOL 7-4524 50 51 2 149 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 29 32 0 146 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 19 17 1 146 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 25 20 1 142 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 21 11 0 140 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
-VSP! 31-3130 16 14 0 138 THE STORMBRINGERS (857) CHIMLEVTAL
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 42 33 0 137 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 30 32 1 136 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
ACE METRIC 47-3554 19 9 0 130 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-LADY JASMINE 20-2855 16 18 0 127 LORDS OF VALHALLA (711) SEAM
-HEBEE 38-4359 26 26 0 113 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 20 1 108 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 23 9 0 102 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627 29 16 3 99 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
FAT BACK 96-1610 23 19 4 97 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
BRICK WALL 1-7478 40 41 0 92 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
-SIR COPHAGUS 10-5723 24 18 2 92 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 22 10 0 92 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 13 2 1 92 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 28 18 1 88 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 21 17 1 85 RONIN (1376) TRICORUS
-ABYSSINIAN 31-4918 22 15 0 82 THE STORMBRINGERS (857) CHIMLEVTAL
ACE BAILEY 47-4948 19 24 0 82 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 11 8 5 79 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
PINE LEAF 24-4580 34 46 0 77 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 46 65 3 71 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-WOEBEGONE 1-7795 19 12 2 71 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 12 7 3 69 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 9 10 3 69 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 46 69 1 67 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SNIPPER 66-3518 27 24 0 67 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 21 41 3 67 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
-UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 16 5 0 67 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 20 15 0 66 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
BLACK EYES 46-2820 18 15 0 59 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
-KALEN 12-6418 21 14 1 55 STEEL THUNDER (1401) RIZTAB
-JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280 26 10 1 46 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-TITAN 17-6796 18 5 1 33 STEEL WOLVES (1392) ALJAFIR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus. We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena. This would not
impact the top rankings or title match. Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option. We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers. If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know. This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then re-evaluated. What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord
Drandus De'vir -- What is that sticking out of your helmet? Hmm, let me see... Why,
I believe it's... a tuft! -- Hallie O'Dene
Ace Metric -- But I can't ever REMEMBER metric! -- Snipper, old-style to the bone
Bull Durham -- My... you're a tall one, aren't you? And I must say, you handle it
well. -- Pine Leaf
Humminbgbird -- Drat, you're just a big mosquito, when you get right down to it. --
Lini Dawnwind
Broken Toe -- Stubbed it, did you? -- Hallie O'Dene for the Brick Wall
Olaf -- A Slippery Nipple is the opposite of a Sticky Wicket. And a sticky wicket is
a bad thing, so a slippery nipple must be a good thing, right? -- Moose
Slippery Nipple -- Not good enough to beat me though. Sorry. -- Moose
Lini Dawnwind -- What a beautiful name you have! -- Hummingbird
Snipper -- What a horrible thing to say! If I had feathers, of course. --
Hummingbird
Desperado -- Yup, Crooked Hoof was right. You're amazing. -- Buck
Olaf -- If I told you what I was up to, I'd have to kill you. -- Fealost
John Longshore -- My manager hasn't changed my strategy in years. There's a kind of
Zen to it, I find. Going out there and repeating the same actions time after time.
In the end, one becomes unstoppable. -- Fealost
An interesting theory.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DESPERADO was devastated by MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
REDEMPTION devastated DRANDUS DE'VIR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
POPE PAUL II was savagely defeated by BUCK in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
BECKY vanquished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FEALOST savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
STREET RAT handily defeated ROT TEN EGGS in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
KOOKABURRA overpowered SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOD COD overcame APPLE JACK in a popular 1 minute bout.
OSCAR was demolished by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KONGOL was narrowly defeated by PORK ROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
REDDI WHIP overcame ACE METRIC in a popular 2 minute conflict.
GAR & BRILL vanquished BODDINGTON'S in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
LINI DAWNWIND was overcome by CATFISH HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
HELM HAMMERHAND was bested by LONDON QUIREBOY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued THEATRE BUM in a 2 minute bloody competition.
SNIPPER was beaten by BLOOD PIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ADAM'S APPLE overpowered SCRAPPLE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fray.
VIKING RAIDER devastated HEAD CHEESE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAULIFLOWER EARS was defeated by PIT FIGHTER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BULL DURHAM overpowered HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACE BAILEY was outlasted by BRICK WALL in a action packed 7 minute brutal match.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was vanquished by FAT BACK in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
BLACK EYES was handily defeated by HUNZICKER BOWL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PINE LEAF beat BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 21 - 12 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 16 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 STRIKING ATTACK 50 - 35 - 2 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 23 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 56 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 45 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 16 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 452 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 6 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 44 16 1 252 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 80 110 4 214 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
TOTAL PARRY BUCK 1-2291 62 122 0 211 MOSSRUNNERS (928)
AIMED BLOW HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 85 103 0 197 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 91 112 3 195 RHYME TYME (449)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 37 19 2 185 POSSE (1362)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 26 16 7 177 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)
PARRY-STRIKE ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 41 40 0 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 20 1 108 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-LUNGE FAT BACK 96-1610 23 19 4 97 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was FEALOST 1-3916. The ten other most popular fighters were BUCK 1-2291, POPE PAUL
II 79-1317, ACE BAILEY 47-4948, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, KONGOL 7-4524, HELM HAMMERHAND
31-5025, STREET RAT 11-3116, BRICK WALL 1-7478, PORK ROLL 97-1634, and ACE METRIC
47-3554.
The least popular fighter this week was HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366. The other ten
least popular fighters were HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, ROT TEN EGGS
47-3099, BLACK EYES 46-2820, SNIPPER 66-3518, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, BODDINGTON'S
21-5035, OSCAR 50-3153, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, and SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 4 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 4 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 62 122 0 211 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 55 34 2 243 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 19 17 1 146 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
AEDON 7-4295 54 51 1 161 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
STREET RAT 11-3116 32 21 1 196 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
BECKY 17-5782 41 23 4 211 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 21 41 3 67 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 21 11 0 140 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 28 18 1 88 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 44 16 1 252 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 42 33 0 137 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 80 110 4 214 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 56 74 0 168 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 20 1 108 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BLACK EYES 46-2820 18 15 0 59 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
APPLE JACK 47-4011 36 29 4 174 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OSCAR 50-3153 37 12 0 158 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 21 17 1 85 RONIN (1376) TRICORUS
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 23 9 0 102 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 29 32 0 146 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 13 2 1 92 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
MOD COD 55-2638 91 112 3 195 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
MOOSE 56-3459 39 49 0 217 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 85 103 0 197 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 9 1 160 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
SNIPPER 66-3518 27 24 0 67 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 28 20 0 185 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
DESPERADO 77-2459 37 19 2 185 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 26 21 0 198 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 29 18 1 195 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
FAT BACK 96-1610 23 19 4 97 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 26 16 7 177 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE