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Date   : 04/18/2007    Duedate: 05/01/2007

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-452

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   394  265  4 59.8      OPEN SESAME 50/824                    
    REALMS TUFTS 71/1344                        PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                   
  2 RONIN 51/1376          25   17  0 59.5      OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                   
    POSSE 77/1362                               CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                    
  3 STREET PIZZA 18/173   457  371  3 55.2      SKI TAOS 23/1070                      
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382                ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221               
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                 8-OVERLORDS 20/30       135  154  2 46.7
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                      THE STORMGUARDS 31/132                
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                    9 THE STORMBRIN 31/857   46   56  0 45.1
  4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   444  364  9 55.0      LORDS OF VALHALLA 31/1208             
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                        LORDS OF VALHALLA 20/711              
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                  10 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  445  585  9 43.2
  5 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  157  140  1 52.9   11 REDHORSE 56/1325      316  449  2 41.3
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                     MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121                 12 RHYME TYME 55/449     584  846 15 40.8
  6-ALL FINESSE 38/1236   252  231  2 52.2      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                     GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                    13 KRILL CAVALR 11/1358  558  915  6 37.9
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                        CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369                    WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097               
  7 SPARF! 54/1372        835  771 11 52.0      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364                 
    REAL BEER 21/1116                        14-STEEL WOLVES 17/1392    1    9  0 10.0
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                           STEEL THUNDER 12/1401                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "It's infamous!"  Ardane, spy reporter for Andorak, scowled and drew back his
arm to throw his goblet through the window at the crowd outside.  Then paused to
drain the contents before resuming the about-to-throw-it position.
     "Now, now, it isn't THAT bad."  Desiree of Darkholm, always the voice of sweet
reason at these meetings, laid a hand on his, smiled, and guided the goblet back to
the table.  "It's just a little mistake, you know."
     "Ha!"  Debby Tonte of Free Blades stabbed viciously into her drink with an
umbrella.  "That's easy for YOU to say.  The Delarquans aren't complaining."
     "Of course not."  Galen of Talahya looked faintly envious as she pulled a chunk
of pineapple out of her glass and began to nibble it.  "That's because the Delarquans
are THE Masters of Kung-Fu."
     "You think some managers are complaining," Olaf Modeen said, "you should hear
what the GLADIATORS are saying.  All these rumors about the Aimed Blows having
'special enhancements'..." he shook his head.  "I know it isn't true, you know it
isn't true, the top managers know it isn't true--"
     "Of course it isn't true!"  Ketchum, spy reporter for Crysalis, matched scowls
with Ardane and said, "If ANY one style was going to get a special enhancement, it
should be--"
     "Not now, Ketch," Olaf said.  "Nobody gets, nobody has gotten, nobody WILL get,
special enhancements.  That's always been the rule, and we all know how the Greywand
hates changes.  The real problem--"
     "Try telling that to some of the managers," Debby muttered, peering into her
glass for more fruit.  "They don't want to hear it.  Every time I turn around, some
manager is claiming that someone got a special change and, you know, HE didn't and
it's all unfair."
     "The REAL problem," Olaf said firmly, over-riding her voice, "is explaining to
all the second-rate Aimed Blows why they haven't received any of these 'special
enhancements' they keep hearing about."
     "There aren't any special enhancements," Ardane growled.  "None.  Just managers
who noticed that the Kung-Fu Master is a lot more dangerous than anyone expected, and
have put YEARS into the study of Kung-Fu and learned how to really USE it for their
own gladiators."
     "Saved a lot on weapons, too," Ketchum murmured.
     "But people keep complaining," Debby Tonte said.  She fished one last piece of
fruit out of her glass and stared at it dubiously.
     "There WERE no special enhancements," Olaf said.  "There ARE no special
enhancements.  There WILL BE no special enhancements.  It's all a matter of deep
study and skilled management."
     "Like anyone's going to believe that!"
     "They have no choice," Ketchum said.  "If no 'special enhancements' were given
out, then none can be taken back.  It is the way it is.  What's the point in
complaining because the sun rises in the east?"

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly HOME GUARD games--

     Yeah, well, now it isn't Zontani.  Now it's me.  Live with it.  Those of you are
who are reading this.  The rest of you don't live with it, whatever.  Not my problem.
     Twenty-seven fights, with two standbys.  Not bad, considering.  I figure most
people are still exhausted from the tournament.  Or from paying their taxes.  One
challenge, no avoids, no deaths.  Pretty straight-forward.  We'll just do a quick
rundown on the fights and then go back to our various hangover remedies.

     PINE LEAF (24-4580) (33-46-0,67) of KRILL CAVALRY fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683)
(46-68-1,76) of REDHORSE.  PINE LEAF beat BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute fight.
     BLACK EYES (46-2820) (18-14-0,62) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought HUNZICKER BOWL (23-
4182) (27-18-1,79) of SKI TAOS.  BLACK EYES was handily defeated by HUNZICKER BOWL in
a 1 minute mismatched bout.
     MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (46-64-3,76) of REDHORSE fought FAT BACK (96-1610) (22-
19-4,90) of KILLING ME SOFTLY.  MOUNTAIN GOAT was vanquished by FAT BACK in a 2
minute one-sided fray.
     ACE BAILEY (47-4948) (19-23-0,84) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BRICK WALL (1-7478) (39-
41-0,84) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  ACE BAILEY was outlasted by BRICK WALL in an action
packed 7 minute brutal match.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (21-10-0,86) of PARTY ANIMALS fought HARLEY THE CADAVER
(18-5366) (21-40-3,70) of STREET PIZZA.  BULL DURHAM overpowered HARLEY THE CADAVER
in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

     CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (20-14-0,65) of OTTO'S PARTS fought PIT FIGHTER (51-
4297) (20-17-1,80) of RONIN.  CAULIFLOWER EARS was defeated by PIT FIGHTER in an
exciting 1 minute duel.
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (12-2-1,79) of SPARF! fought HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (12-
6-3,75) of WHY SELL THIS?.  VIKING RAIDER devastated HEAD CHEESE in a popular 1
minute one-sided bout.
     ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (22-9-0,100) of OTTO'S PARTS fought SCRAPPLE (97-1961)
(9-9-3,66) of WHY SELL THIS?  ADAM'S APPLE overpowered SCRAPPLE in a 2 minute
gruesome uneven fray.
     SNIPPER (66-3518) (27-23-0,92) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS fought BLOOD PIE (96-1918)
(10-8-5,50) of WHY SELL THIS?  SNIPPER was beaten by BLOOD PIE in an exciting 1
minute uneven fight.
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (24-20-1,138) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THEATRE BUM
(101-6) (0-0-0,130) of the Louts Local 101.  BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued
THEATRE BUM in a 2 minute bloody competition.

     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (30-19-1,113) of DUCKS UNLIMITED fought TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD
(53-5637) (28-32-0,134) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by TYMARIS
RAVENSWOOD in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
     HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (42-32-0,131) of LORDS OF VALHALLA fought LONDON
QUIREBOY (59-2513) (22-6-1,145) of CHAPEL ROCK.  HELM HAMMERHAND was bested by LONDON
QUIREBOY in an exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
     LINI DAWNWIND (11-5865) (30-31-1,137) of KRILL CAVALRY fought CATFISH HUNTER (5-
3315) (18-17-1,138) of PARTY ANIMALS.  LINI DAWNWIND was overcome by CATFISH HUNTER
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (55-74-0,152) of JUST BECAUSE fought BODDINGTON'S (21-
5035) (21-10-0,149) of REAL BEER.  GAR & BRILL vanquished BODDINGTON'S in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
     REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (25-16-7,175) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ACE METRIC (47-
3554) (19-8-0,114) of ROYAL FLUSH.  REDDI WHIP overcame ACE METRIC in a popular 2
minute conflict.

     KONGOL (7-4524) (50-50-2,159) of BLADES OF ICE fought PORK ROLL (97-1634) (22-
19-5,141) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  KONGOL was narrowly defeated by PORK ROLL in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory match.
     OSCAR (50-3153) (37-11-0,162) of OPEN SESAME fought YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-
31563) (28-18-1,174) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE!  OSCAR was demolished by YOU'VE GOT
SEATTLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (90-112-3,189) of RHYME TYME fought APPLE JACK (47-4011) (36-
28-4,175) of ROYAL FLUSH.  MOD COD overcame APPLE JACK in a popular 1 minute bout.
     ROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (51-43-0,182) of REDHORSE fought SHARON SHEW (101-25) (0-
0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101.  CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in a 1
minute one-sided fight.
     KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (79-110-4,205) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought SLIPPERY NIPPLE
(59-2323) (25-8-1,160) of HANGOVERS.  KOOKABURRA overpowered SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 1
minute uneven duel.

     STREET RAT (11-3116) (31-21-1,189) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought ROT TEN EGGS (47-
3099) (41-39-0,161) of ROYAL FLUSH.  STREET RAT handily defeated ROT TEN EGGS in an
action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
     FEALOST (1-3916) (66-88-2,204) of MOSSRUNNERS fought AEDON (7-4295) (54-50-
1,153) of BLADES OF ICE.  FEALOST savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd pleasing 7
minute gory brawl.
     BECKY (17-5782) (40-23-4,209) of BLADES OF STEEL fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(46-53-0,158) of REDHORSE.  BECKY vanquished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched
fight.
     POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (26-20-0,205) of CHAPEL ROCK fought BUCK (1-2291) (61-
122-0,200) of MOSSRUNNERS.  POPE PAUL II was savagely defeated by BUCK in a crowd
pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
     REDEMPTION (4-4868) (54-34-2,232) of BLADES OF MIST fought DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-
4909) (28-19-0,186) of REALMS TUFTS.  REDEMPTION devastated DRANDUS DE'VIR in a 1
minute one-sided contest.

     Our lone challenge match:  DESPERADO (77-2459) (37-18-2,219) of POSSE challenged
MOOSE (56-3459) (38-49-0,191) of REDHORSE.  Down 28.  DESPERADO was devastated by
MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

     And for the title:  CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (43-16-1,241) of THE SEUSS HEUSS
fought HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (85-102-0,226) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  CAT IN THE HAT
demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.  In a way, this
is too bad.  Hallie would've written a column.  But we can survive without the
column.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      44  16  1  252  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           55  34  2  243  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 MOOSE 56-3459               39  49  0  217  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          80 110  4  214  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BUCK 1-2291                 62 122  0  211  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 BECKY 17-5782               41  23  4  211  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TENACIOUS 7-5337            53  25  1  210  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
-CEER 96-1537                20  20  4  209  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 FEALOST 1-3916              67  88  2  206  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        26  21  0  198  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       85 103  0  197  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
-BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077      37  38  0  197  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 STREET RAT 11-3116          32  21  1  196  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 MOD COD 55-2638             91 112  3  195  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  29  18  1  195  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
-JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      42  50  0  193  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-TORQ IRONHAMMER 20-2856     21  14  2  190  LORDS OF VALHALLA (711)    SEAM
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541           33  12  1  188  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
-CUMHAL BAISCNE 20-386       39  41  1  185  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 DESPERADO 77-2459           37  19  2  185  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      28  20  0  185  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
-CIARAN AP GRUFFYDD 31-3897  23  14  0  181  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          26  16  7  177  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 APPLE JACK 47-4011          36  29  4  174  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        51  44  0  171  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         56  74  0  168  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         46  54  0  164  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 AEDON 7-4295                54  51  1  161  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        41  40  0  161  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     25   9  1  160  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 OSCAR 50-3153               37  12  0  158  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           23  19  5  158  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
-ULATH THALESIA 31-3125      25  14  1  155  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     23   6  1  152  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KONGOL 7-4524               50  51  2  149  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  29  32  0  146  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       19  17  1  146  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  25  20  1  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        21  11  0  140  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
-VSP! 31-3130                16  14  0  138  THE STORMBRINGERS (857)    CHIMLEVTAL
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     42  33  0  137  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       30  32  1  136  KRILL CAVALRY (1358)       ARUAK CITY
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          19   9  0  130  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-LADY JASMINE 20-2855        16  18  0  127  LORDS OF VALHALLA (711)    SEAM
-HEBEE 38-4359               26  26  0  113  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          30  20  1  108  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        23   9  0  102  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      29  16  3   99  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 FAT BACK 96-1610            23  19  4   97  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           40  41  0   92  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
-SIR COPHAGUS 10-5723        24  18  2   92  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          22  10  0   92  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       13   2  1   92  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      28  18  1   88  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         21  17  1   85  RONIN (1376)               TRICORUS
-ABYSSINIAN 31-4918          22  15  0   82  THE STORMBRINGERS (857)    CHIMLEVTAL
 ACE BAILEY 47-4948          19  24  0   82  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           11   8  5   79  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           34  46  0   77  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       46  65  3   71  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-WOEBEGONE 1-7795            19  12  2   71  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         12   7  3   69  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961             9  10  3   69  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          46  69  1   67  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 SNIPPER 66-3518             27  24  0   67  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  21  41  3   67  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
-UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    16   5  0   67  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  15  0   66  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          18  15  0   59  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
-KALEN 12-6418               21  14  1   55  STEEL THUNDER (1401)       RIZTAB
-JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280      26  10  1   46  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-TITAN 17-6796               18   5  1   33  STEEL WOLVES (1392)        ALJAFIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus.  We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena.  This would not
impact the top rankings or title match.  Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option.  We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers.  If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know.  This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then re-evaluated.  What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord

Drandus De'vir -- What is that sticking out of your helmet?  Hmm, let me see...  Why,
I believe it's... a tuft! -- Hallie O'Dene

Ace Metric -- But I can't ever REMEMBER metric! -- Snipper, old-style to the bone

Bull Durham -- My... you're a tall one, aren't you?  And I must say, you handle it
well. -- Pine Leaf

Humminbgbird -- Drat, you're just a big mosquito, when you get right down to it. --
Lini Dawnwind

Broken Toe -- Stubbed it, did you? -- Hallie O'Dene for the Brick Wall

Olaf -- A Slippery Nipple is the opposite of a Sticky Wicket.  And a sticky wicket is
a bad thing, so a slippery nipple must be a good thing, right? -- Moose

Slippery Nipple -- Not good enough to beat me though.  Sorry. -- Moose

Lini Dawnwind -- What a beautiful name you have! -- Hummingbird

Snipper -- What a horrible thing to say!  If I had feathers, of course. --
Hummingbird

Desperado -- Yup, Crooked Hoof was right.  You're amazing. -- Buck

Olaf -- If I told you what I was up to, I'd have to kill you. -- Fealost

John Longshore -- My manager hasn't changed my strategy in years.  There's a kind of
Zen to it, I find.  Going out there and repeating the same actions time after time.
In the end, one becomes unstoppable. -- Fealost

     An interesting theory.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DESPERADO was devastated by MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
REDEMPTION devastated DRANDUS DE'VIR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
POPE PAUL II was savagely defeated by BUCK in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
BECKY vanquished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FEALOST savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
STREET RAT handily defeated ROT TEN EGGS in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
KOOKABURRA overpowered SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOD COD overcame APPLE JACK in a popular 1 minute bout.
OSCAR was demolished by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KONGOL was narrowly defeated by PORK ROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
REDDI WHIP overcame ACE METRIC in a popular 2 minute conflict.
GAR & BRILL vanquished BODDINGTON'S in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
LINI DAWNWIND was overcome by CATFISH HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
HELM HAMMERHAND was bested by LONDON QUIREBOY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued THEATRE BUM in a 2 minute bloody competition.
SNIPPER was beaten by BLOOD PIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ADAM'S APPLE overpowered SCRAPPLE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fray.
VIKING RAIDER devastated HEAD CHEESE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAULIFLOWER EARS was defeated by PIT FIGHTER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BULL DURHAM overpowered HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACE BAILEY was outlasted by BRICK WALL in a action packed 7 minute brutal match.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was vanquished by FAT BACK in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
BLACK EYES was handily defeated by HUNZICKER BOWL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PINE LEAF beat BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         AIMED BLOW        21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  16 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  35 -  2      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  23 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  56 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  45 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  16 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 452 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         6  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     44  16  1  252 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151         80 110  4  214 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                62 122  0  211 MOSSRUNNERS (928)
AIMED BLOW       HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018      85 103  0  197 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638            91 112  3  195 RHYME TYME (449)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          37  19  2  185 POSSE (1362)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         26  16  7  177 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)
PARRY-STRIKE     ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099       41  40  0  161 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         30  20  1  108 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           23  19  4   97 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FEALOST 1-3916.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUCK 1-2291, POPE PAUL 
II 79-1317, ACE BAILEY 47-4948, LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865, KONGOL 7-4524, HELM HAMMERHAND 
31-5025, STREET RAT 11-3116, BRICK WALL 1-7478, PORK ROLL 97-1634, and ACE METRIC 
47-3554.

The least popular fighter this week was HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, ROT TEN EGGS 
47-3099, BLACK EYES 46-2820, SNIPPER 66-3518, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, BODDINGTON'S 
21-5035, OSCAR 50-3153, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, and SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 62 122  0  211  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           55  34  2  243  BLADES OF MIST (780)       JHELUM
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       19  17  1  146  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 AEDON 7-4295                54  51  1  161  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 STREET RAT 11-3116          32  21  1  196  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 BECKY 17-5782               41  23  4  211  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  21  41  3   67  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        21  11  0  140  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      28  18  1   88  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      44  16  1  252  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     42  33  0  137  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          80 110  4  214  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         56  74  0  168  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          30  20  1  108  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          18  15  0   59  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 APPLE JACK 47-4011          36  29  4  174  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OSCAR 50-3153               37  12  0  158  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         21  17  1   85  RONIN (1376)               TRICORUS
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        23   9  0  102  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  29  32  0  146  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       13   2  1   92  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638             91 112  3  195  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 MOOSE 56-3459               39  49  0  217  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       85 103  0  197  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     25   9  1  160  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 SNIPPER 66-3518             27  24  0   67  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909      28  20  0  185  REALMS TUFTS (1344)        KYR'TERR
 DESPERADO 77-2459           37  19  2  185  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        26  21  0  198  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  29  18  1  195  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            23  19  4   97  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          26  16  7  177  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE