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Date : 05/02/2007 Duedate: 05/15/2007
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-453
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RONIN 51/1376 27 17 0 61.4 REAL BEER 21/1116
BLOODSWORN 15/1402 OPEN SESAME 50/824
POSSE 77/1362 HANGOVERS 59/1153
2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 395 265 4 59.8 PARTY ANIMALS 5/591
REALMS TUFTS 71/1344 OTTO'S PARTS 52/892
3 STREET PIZZA 18/173 464 372 3 55.5 CHAPEL ROCK 79/776
IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/1382 SKI TAOS 23/1070
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 8 THE STORMGUAR 31/132 135 156 2 46.4
WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391 9 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208 47 56 0 45.6
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 444 368 9 54.7 10 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 445 586 9 43.2
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 11 REDHORSE 56/1325 318 454 2 41.2
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
5 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 159 141 1 53.0 12 RHYME TYME 55/449 585 848 15 40.8
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
6-ALL FINESSE 38/1236 252 231 2 52.2 13 KRILL CAVALR 11/1358 561 917 6 38.0
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082
SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210 KRILL CAVALRY 24/1364
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369 WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097
7 SPARF! 54/1372 839 778 11 51.9 14-STEEL WOLVES 17/1392 1 9 0 10.0
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 STEEL THUNDER 12/1401
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Yes, well, it's a spy report. Sort of thing you expect to see on the front page
of a newsletetr, hmm? Oh, not in the old days, maybe, then you might see the account
of somebody's adventure, something they got into that they shouldn't've messed with.
Happens all the time. But these days, people don't like to talk about it. Seems
boastful. So on the front page, we get the spy report. This is it.
Ah, news flash: If exactly six [unspecified living things] die in duels this
week [don't know if it's the week beginning today, ending today, or straddling this
day], the whole city [what city is not specified, but apparently the suburbs go, too]
shall perish. Fire? Flood? Barbarian hordes pouring through a Gate? It is the
habit of seers not to be specific. Harder to prove 'em wrong. Although I've heard
of a few seers who got the axe on nothing but a reasonable suspicion.
What the heck? The Stormguards most avoided The Stormguards? Sounds like a
good trick. Let me check the raw data here, some of the clerks can't cook.... Huh,
The Stormguards WERE the Most Avoided team, and some of the avoiding WAS done by The
Stormguards, but there was a scattering of other teams involved. Party Animals, Ski
Taos, and Sparf! to name three. As to why the warriors of The Stormguards were
avoiding each other, well, maybe we should draw the veil of privacy over that one.
Who knows what goes on in some of these overheated guildhouses, eh?
Lini Dawnwind got the most challenges, too bad she doesn't get to pick which one
to accept.
Nobody died. There were twenty-five fights, with only TWO standbys involved--
way to GO, warriors of Home Guard. Ten challenges, none of them tv. Oh, well.
So, the fights.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (16-5-0,67) of THE STORMGUARDS fought HARLEY THE
CADAVER (18-5366) (21-41-3,67) of STREET PIZZA. UNZOE THE SHAMAN, having
successfully avoided his teammates, was beaten by HARLEY THE CADAVER in an action
packed 3 minute duel. Is this a sign of trouble in the Spirit Land? Can a shaman's
license to practice be revoked by anything short of a mob waving pitchforks?
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (11-8-5,79) of WHY SELL THIS? fought REVANENT (15-4770) (17-
8-2,61) of BLOODSWORN. BLOOD PIE was overpowered by REVANENT in a 1 minute gruesome
one-sided bout. Revanent was justly incensed (myrrh?) by this profaning of the
sacred substance and really ripped the Pie apart.
MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (46-65-3,71) of REDHORSE fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50)
of Anonymous Dancing Partners. MOUNTAIN GOAT was beaten by HERMY in an action packed
2 minute fight. Rumor has it that Hermy was acting as an agent for Debby Tonte of
Free Blades, who seems to have conceived an extremely negative attitude with respect,
or disrespect, to all members of this team. Take it up with your manager, Goat.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (46-69-1,67) of REDHORSE fought HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (12-
7-3,69) of WHY SELL THIS? BROKEN TOE was luckily beaten by HEAD CHEESE in a 2 minute
one-sided fight. This is what happens to gladiators who make rude jokes about their
opponents. I don't think Head Cheese found the "cheese grater" joke amusing.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (22-10-0,92) of PARTY ANIMALS fought SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (9-
10-3,69) of WHY SELL THIS? BULL DURHAM was unbelievably bested by SCRAPPLE in a 1
minute uneven duel. Unbelievable doesn't even begin to describe it! Here we've got
a bull, and I can tell you, bulls are not pushovers any way you slice them, and he
loses to what is basically corn meal mush with pollutants. Is this reasonable?
KONGOL (7-4524) (50-51-2,149) of BLADES OF ICE fought FAT BACK (96-1610) (23-19-
4,97) of KILLING ME SOFTLY. KONGOL lost to FAT BACK in a popular 1 minute match.
There's a little personal history behind this one, but unfortunately (for you) it
isn't the kind of thing I can write about in a family newsletter. So you'll just
have to guess.
REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (26-16-7,177) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought BODDINGTON'S (21-
5035) (21-11-0,140) of REAL BEER. REDDI WHIP viciously subdued BODDINGTON'S in a
popular 5 minute gory contest. The amount of foam generated by this was an eye-
opener. Worst when you got it IN your eyes, of course, and some people, especially
in the first three rows, DID, but they were all provided with, what? Good gods, this
can't be true! Well, they were provided with a suitable fluid for washing it out
again, and we'll let it go at that.
PORK ROLL (97-1634) (23-19-5,158) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ADAM'S APPLE (52-
3203) (23-9-0,102) of OTTO'S PARTS. PORK ROLL overpowered ADAM'S APPLE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. We all knew that something dire was up when Pork
turned out with an apple corer. The gusts of evil laughter were over the top, but
some people really get into their work here.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (46-54-0,164) of REDHORSE fought TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-
5637) (29-32-0,146) of PUERCO'S PINATA. HUMMINGBIRD overpowered TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Rumor has it that someone explained to the
Bird, right before the fight, how pinatas are treated on their own ground, and the
old caravan raider decided to give it a try. Not necessarily a good plan, because a
raven can take a hummingbird in a fair fight.
AEDON (7-4295) (54-51-1,161) of BLADES OF ICE fought HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025)
(42-33-0,137) of LORDS OF VALHALLA. AEDON was savagely defeated by HELM HAMMERHAND
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl. Helm was demonstrating to Aedon a) why a blade
of ice is not a good thing as the season gets warmer, and b) why he isn't called
powderpuffhand. Names can be important. Think of sympathetic magic.
HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (85-103-0,197) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought FEALOST (1-
3916) (67-88-2,206) of MOSSRUNNERS. HALLIE O'DENE savagely defeated FEALOST in an
action packed 1 minute gruesome struggle. Apparently Hallie found out what Fealost
was "up to," and as a faithful follower of the Obsessed Avenger, dealt with him
approprately.
MOD COD (55-2638) (91-112-3,195) of RHYME TYME fought RIPPY BRICKBOY (101-1) (0-
0-0,200) of Anonymous Dancing Partners. MOD COD was overcome by RIPPY BRICKBOY in an
action packed 1 minute fight. Good to see, bad to smell. Imagine, if you will, an
over-ripe fish smashed under a load of bricks. You can't get at it to clean things
up, and the day is hot....
BUCK (1-2291) (62-122-0,211) of MOSSRUNNERS fought STREET RAT (11-3116) (32-21-
1,196) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS. BUCK was savagely defeated by STREET RAT in a popular 3
minute bloody brawl. And speaking of powderpuffs... get a look at Buck! That was
pathetic, even for him.
BECKY (17-5782) (41-23-4,211) of BLADES OF STEEL fought YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-
31563) (29-18-1,195) of IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! BECKY was overcome by YOU'VE GOT
SEATTLE in an exciting 1 minute contest. Not entirely her fault, she was expecting
Honolulu.
Ah, the challenge matches.
CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (20-15-0,66) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged PINE LEAF
(24-4580) (34-46-0,77) of KRILL CAVALRY. Up 11. CAULIFLOWER EARS was narrowly
defeated by PINE LEAF in a 2 minute Challenge melee. I don't know about this sauce
made with pine nuts and butter, it sounds strange. But it seems to have done for the
cauliflower.
HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (28-18-1,88) of SKI TAOS challenged SNIPPER (66-3518)
(27-24-0,67) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS. Down 21. HUNZICKER BOWL won victory over SNIPPER
in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight. Why was this not one-sided? Was Hunzicker
distracted by Debby Tonte, up in the stands, yelling something about her skis? Does
Hunzicker KNOW something about her skis? Inquiring minds are advised to keep out of
this one.
JARL FORKBEARD (31-5280) (26-10-1,46) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged BLACK EYES
(46-2820) (18-15-0,59) of THE FURIOUS FIVE. Up 13. JARL FORKBEARD lost to BLACK
EYES in an action packed 1 minute Challenge fight. Now Jarl has, what a surprise,
black eyes. But these things happen, even in the best-regulated couples. Or so they
tell me. I always avoid the best-regulated couples.
VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (13-2-1,92) of SPARF! challenged BRICK WALL (1-7478)
(40-41-0,92) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. Straight across. VIKING RAIDER overpowered BRICK
WALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. They say that Vikings are uncivilized,
which seems strange to me, what does it take to be civilized? What does it take NOT
to be civilized? But whatever the case, they apparently have no trouble dealing with
walls of brick. Very good time, too!
ACE METRIC (47-3554) (19-9-0,130) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged LINI DAWNWIND (11-
5865) (30-32-1,136) of KRILL CAVALRY. Up 6. ACE METRIC was beaten by LINI DAWNWIND
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. Well, perhaps Lini DID get to pick her
challenger, because the outcome must be accounted one she is likely to have enjoyed.
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (25-20-1,142) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (56-74-0,168) of JUST BECAUSE. Up 26. BLACK JACK SHELACK narrowly
defeated GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. Too bad it was a narrow
defeat, we had hoped to see Gar thoroughly shellacked. Not a minute too soon,
either. But so it goes.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (25-9-1,160) of HANGOVERS challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-
3493) (51-44-0,171) of REDHORSE. Up 11. SLIPPERY NIPPLE was demolished by CROOKED
HOOF in a 1 minute Challenge competition. For those of you too far from the action
to see, Hoof tripped over a sticky wicket and fell onto his opponent. It was messy
for a while there, but our janitors are skilled and were able to sort things out and
prepare the sand for the next match in little over half an hour.
OSCAR (50-3153) (37-12-0,158) of OPEN SESAME challenged DRANDUS DE'VIR (71-4909)
(28-20-0,185) of REALMS TUFTS. Up 27 or something about like that. OSCAR was
vanquished by DRANDUS DE'VIR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. It will be a
week or so before Oscar shows his head in public, as he was scalped.
POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (26-21-0,198) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged REDEMPTION (4-
4868) (55-34-2,243) of BLADES OF MIST. Up 45. POPE PAUL II demolished REDEMPTION in
a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. An odd juxtaposition. I would have
expected the pope to be quite in favor of redemption.
DESPERADO (77-2459) (37-19-2,185) of POSSE challenged KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (80-
110-4,214) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 29. DESPERADO bested KOOKABURRA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight. Nothing but crumbs remains.
And for the title: CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (44-16-1,252) of THE SEUSS HEUSS
fought MOOSE (56-3459) (39-49-0,217) of REDHORSE. CAT IN THE HAT overpowered MOOSE
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title match. A good win, Cat, lucky for the
rest of us. Imagine having a taciturn moose for top gladiator! Hardly conceivable.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 45 16 1 263 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 27 21 0 221 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 30 18 1 213 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TENACIOUS 7-5337 53 25 1 210 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
-CEER 96-1537 20 20 4 209 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369) OLD VALAMANTIS
STREET RAT 11-3116 33 21 1 206 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 86 103 0 205 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 29 20 0 204 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
DESPERADO 77-2459 38 19 2 201 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
MOOSE 56-3459 39 50 0 197 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-BRANFORD HAWKE 11-5077 37 38 0 197 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BUCK 1-2291 62 123 0 196 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
BECKY 17-5782 41 24 4 195 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
FEALOST 1-3916 67 89 2 194 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 80 111 4 193 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
-JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 42 50 0 193 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 91 113 3 192 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
REDEMPTION 4-4868 55 35 2 191 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541 33 12 1 188 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 52 44 0 187 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 27 16 7 181 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-APPLE JACK 47-4011 36 29 4 174 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 47 54 0 170 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
PORK ROLL 97-1634 24 19 5 162 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 41 40 0 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 26 20 1 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 43 33 0 159 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
OSCAR 50-3153 37 13 0 157 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 10 1 155 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 56 75 0 152 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 23 6 1 152 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 21 12 0 150 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
AEDON 7-4295 54 52 1 148 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 19 17 1 146 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 31 32 1 145 KRILL CAVALRY (1358) ARUAK CITY
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 29 33 0 141 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
ACE METRIC 47-3554 19 10 0 130 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
FAT BACK 96-1610 24 19 4 129 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
KONGOL 7-4524 50 52 2 120 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-HEBEE 38-4359 26 26 0 113 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 30 20 1 108 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 23 10 0 107 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 14 2 1 103 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627 29 16 3 99 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 10 10 3 93 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
-SIR COPHAGUS 10-5723 24 18 2 92 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 29 18 1 91 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRICK WALL 1-7478 40 42 0 85 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082) MORDANT
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 21 17 1 85 RONIN (1376) TRICORUS
PINE LEAF 24-4580 35 46 0 83 KRILL CAVALRY (1364) ZORPUNT
REVANENT 15-4770 18 8 2 83 BLOODSWORN (1402) MALCORN
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948 19 24 0 82 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 22 41 3 81 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 22 11 0 76 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 13 7 3 74 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SNIPPER 66-3518 27 25 0 71 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
-WOEBEGONE 1-7795 19 12 2 71 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
BLACK EYES 46-2820 19 15 0 70 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 46 70 1 68 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 20 16 0 67 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
-DON KING 47-5374 16 14 2 64 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 16 6 0 63 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 11 9 5 63 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 46 66 3 58 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-KALEN 12-6418 21 14 1 55 STEEL THUNDER (1401) RIZTAB
JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280 26 11 1 45 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-TITAN 17-6796 18 5 1 33 STEEL WOLVES (1392) ALJAFIR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Cat in the Hat -- Is this the "hat trick"? I can't say that I care for it. Worse
than being hoodwinked. -- Hallie O'Dene
Catfish Hunter -- Euwh! Do you realize what catfish EAT? Yuck-O! Not something I
want any part of. -- Lini Dawnwind
Blood Pie -- If that's what it took to get out of eating (shudder) blood pie, well, I
was GLAD. Baddly battered, but glad. -- Snipper
Ace Bailey -- Wrong tool for the job. A sledge hammer, that's what you want. --
Hallie O'Dene for the Brick Wall
Broken Toe -- Yes, and I hope it FALLS OFF. -- Pine Leaf
20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date. If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com). For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DESPERADO bested KOOKABURRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
POPE PAUL II demolished REDEMPTION in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
OSCAR was vanquished by DRANDUS DE'VIR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE was demolished by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BLACK JACK SHELACK narrowly defeated GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
ACE METRIC was beaten by LINI DAWNWIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered BRICK WALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
JARL FORKBEARD lost to BLACK EYES in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
HUNZICKER BOWL won victory over SNIPPER in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
CAULIFLOWER EARS was narrowly defeated by PINE LEAF in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
CAT IN THE HAT overpowered MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title match.
BECKY was overcome by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
BUCK was savagely defeated by STREET RAT in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
MOD COD was overcome by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
HALLIE O'DENE savagely defeated FEALOST in a action packed 1 minute gruesome struggle.
AEDON was savagely defeated by HELM HAMMERHAND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PORK ROLL overpowered ADAM'S APPLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
REDDI WHIP viciously subdued BODDINGTON'S in a popular 5 minute gory contest.
KONGOL lost to FAT BACK in a popular 1 minute match.
BULL DURHAM was unbelievably bested by SCRAPPLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BROKEN TOE was luckily beaten by HEAD CHEESE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was beaten by HERMY in a action packed 2 minute fight.
BLOOD PIE was overpowered by REVANENT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN was beaten by HARLEY THE CADAVER in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 25 - 9 - 0 74 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 17 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 50 - 35 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 24 - 0 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 46 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 64 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 453 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 8 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 45 16 1 263 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
TOTAL PARRY POPE PAUL II 79-1317 27 21 0 221 CHAPEL ROCK (776)
AIMED BLOW YOU'VE GOT SEATT 82-31563 30 18 1 213 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382)
LUNGING ATTACK DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 29 20 0 204 REALMS TUFTS (1344)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 38 19 2 201 POSSE (1362)
BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 80 111 4 193 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 27 16 7 181 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)
PARRY-LUNGE FAT BACK 96-1610 24 19 4 129 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
PARRY-STRIKE UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 16 6 0 63 THE STORMGUARDS (132)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025. The ten other most popular fighters were STREET RAT
11-3116, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, BODDINGTON'S 21-5035, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, DRANDUS DE'VIR
71-4909, ACE METRIC 47-3554, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366,
DESPERADO 77-2459, and CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424.
The least popular fighter this week was BLOOD PIE 96-1918. The other ten least
popular fighters were TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637, BECKY 17-5782, MOOSE 56-3459, JARL
FORKBEARD 31-5280, BRICK WALL 1-7478, OSCAR 50-3153, ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203, BUCK
1-2291, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, and SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 3 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 3 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 2 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 3 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 62 123 0 196 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
REDEMPTION 4-4868 55 35 2 191 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 22 11 0 76 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
AEDON 7-4295 54 52 1 148 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
STREET RAT 11-3116 33 21 1 206 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
REVANENT 15-4770 18 8 2 83 BLOODSWORN (1402) MALCORN
BECKY 17-5782 41 24 4 195 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 22 41 3 81 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 21 12 0 150 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 29 18 1 91 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 45 16 1 263 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025 43 33 0 159 LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208) CHIMLEVTAL
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 80 111 4 193 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 56 75 0 152 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BLACK EYES 46-2820 19 15 0 70 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 26 20 1 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 37 13 0 157 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 23 10 0 107 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 29 33 0 141 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 14 2 1 103 SPARF! (1372) TROCAR
MOD COD 55-2638 91 113 3 192 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
MOOSE 56-3459 39 50 0 197 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 86 103 0 205 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 25 10 1 155 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
SNIPPER 66-3518 27 25 0 71 WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097) TARRGIR
DRANDUS DE'VIR 71-4909 29 20 0 204 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
DESPERADO 77-2459 38 19 2 201 POSSE (1362) MAZGOURRAH
POPE PAUL II 79-1317 27 21 0 221 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 30 18 1 213 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (1382 DWES EG
FAT BACK 96-1610 24 19 4 129 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 27 16 7 181 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368) SHADOW GROVE