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Date   : 05/30/2007    Duedate: 06/12/2007

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-455

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 POSSE 65/1388          34   18  0 65.4    7 SPARF! 54/1372        845  782 11 51.9
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                   
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1404                       OPEN SESAME 50/824                    
    BLOODSWORN 15/1402                          HANGOVERS 59/1153                     
    RONIN 51/1376                               OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                   
    POSSE 77/1362                               CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                    
  2-REALMS TUFTS 71/1344  396  265  4 59.9      PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                   
  3 STREET PIZZA 18/173   471  381  3 55.3      AVID FANS 45/569                      
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   SKI TAOS 23/1070                      
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                   ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                    8 THE STORMGUAR 31/132  137  158  2 46.4
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                    9 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   48   57  0 45.7
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                10 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  445  588  9 43.1
  4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   447  372 10 54.6   11 REDHORSE 56/1325      325  461  3 41.3
    BLADES OF MIST 4/780                        MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                  12 RHYME TYME 55/449     586  853 15 40.7
  5 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  161  146  1 52.4      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                     GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121                 13 KRILL CAVALR 24/1364  566  920  6 38.1
  6 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   254  233  2 52.2      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097               
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                        HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If Novogorodny Vir was MY "humble servant," I'd fire him.

     It's raining.  I hate rain.  It's so... WET.  And untidy, too.  Who wants water
falling out of the sky at random intervals?  Or even at scheduled intervals, although
that would be better.  You could plan for it.  Stay home in bed.  Yeah, that would be
a plan....

     But since I'm here, how about a spy report?  What a surprise, eh?
     Blades of Ice were most avoided, with Open Sesame doing most of the avoiding.
     Brick Wall got the most challenges, and it was NOT conversational ability.
     We had twenty-seven fights, light on the action and excitement, the longest
being a mere seven minutes.  Ridiculous!  This is Home Guard, we can do worse than
that!  Three standbys fought, and ten challenges were issued and accepted.  One
hapless goof died.

     BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (11-10-5,56) of WHY SELL THIS? fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2)
(0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101.  BLOOD PIE was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in
a 1 minute mismatched bout.  The Sailor was looking for bait and thought B.P. might
do the trick.  We'll hope for a report on this next time.
     SNIPPER (66-3518) (27-26-0,54) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS fought BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-
2206) (9-1-3,31) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS.  SNIPPER vanquished BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1
minute one-sided fray.  Ah, now THERE is an evocative warrior name:  Bloody
Brainless.  I think we won't ask what his manager had in mind.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (22-11-0,76) of PARTY ANIMALS fought ACID BATH (33-7373)
(18-5-0,70) of DEATH PENALTY.  BULL DURHAM was overpowered by ACID BATH in a 1 minute
brutal uneven match.  Very few things, animals, or people can come out of an acid
bath smiling and smelling the roses, and Bull Durham should count himself lucky to
still have a nose.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (47-70-1,87) of REDHORSE fought HARLEY THE CADAVER (18-
5366) (22-42-3,78) of STREET PIZZA.  BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HARLEY THE CADAVER
in a popular 2 minute uneven fight.  Go, Harley!  Dead Power!  Do it again, Sam.  Or,
you know, whatever your name might have been at one time.  Few cadavers are named
Harley at birth.
     MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (47-66-3,77) of REDHORSE fought REVANENT (15-4770) (19-
8-2,89) of BLOODSWORN.  MOUNTAIN GOAT was defeated by REVANENT in a 2 minute gruesome
fight.  And we salute Revanent, even though the old Goat is said to be an overpush.
Push him over any time.
     MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (29-16-3,99) of SWEORDMASTERS fought HEAD CHEESE (96-
1920) (13-8-3,71) of WHY SELL THIS?  MISCHIEVOUS IMP was bested by HEAD CHEESE in a 4
minute brutal bout.  Ah, that's got to be one to make the Imp blush.

     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (27-23-1,150) of AVID FANS fought FAT BACK (96-1610)
(25-19-4,147) of KILLING ME SOFTLY.  A GROUNDSKEEPER viciously subdued FAT BACK in a
2 minute gruesome duel.  Naturally!  Fat was littering right and left, and you know
that's something Groundskeepers do NOT tolerate.
     HEBEE (38-4359) (26-26-0,113) of ALL FINESSE fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-0,170)
of the Louts Local 101.  HEBEE was vanquished by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided
match.  Two wins by the standbys so far, is this a trend?  I will admit, when the
standbys boast about winning a lot, they're marginally less annoying than when
they're whining about their losses, but... I dunno, I don't think this is a good
precedent.
     PORK ROLL (97-1634) (24-20-5,131) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought AEDON (7-4295)
(54-53-1,150) of BLADES OF ICE.  PORK ROLL viciously subdued AEDON in a popular 5
minute gory contest.  Aedon, you chump!  When will you remember that you can't eat
pork?
     ANNABEL BLACKHEART (65-6769) (19-8-2,118) of POSSE fought VIKING RAIDER (54-
2885) (14-2-1,103) of SPARF!  ANNABEL BLACKHEART overpowered VIKING RAIDER in a 1
minute one-sided match.  Clearly, this Annabel is nobody to mess with!  Just in case
you were thinking of messing around with a woman.
     HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (43-34-0,162) of LORDS OF VALHALLA fought THE SINGING
BANDIT (11-6349) (24-28-0,103) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  HELM HAMMERHAND savagely
defeated THE SINGING BANDIT in an exciting 3 minute bout.  Oog.  Can you say "mis-
match"?  Although I note that the record didn't, which means the Bandit has great
promise.

     TENACIOUS (7-5337) (53-25-1,210) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought OSCAR (50-3153) (37-
13-0,157) of OPEN SESAME.  TENACIOUS savagely defeated OSCAR in a crowd pleasing 7
minute bloody brawl.  Our longest fight.  And if this doesn't make Oscar grouchy, I
don't know what would.
     CEER (96-1537) (20-20-4,209) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-0-
0,181) of the Louts Local 101.  CEER devastated AYLIAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
Ah, the last standby, and a loss.  Whew!  I'm glad of that, I didn't want to think of
what standbys who'd gone 3-0 would've been like in the bars tonight.
     BUCK (1-2291) (62-124-0,198) of MOSSRUNNERS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (91-114-
3,181) of RHYME TYME.  BUCK defeated MOD COD in a popular 2 minute duel.  Yes!
Fillet that flounder!  Make him into fish sticks.  You did note that this was popular
with the crowd?  The Cod has been getting a bit whiff lately.
     KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (80-112-4,188) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought FEALOST (1-
3916) (67-90-2,192) of MOSSRUNNERS.  KOOKABURRA viciously subdued FEALOST in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.  Ah, yes, I HAVE heard that Kookaburra was thinking of
ways to turn a simple cookie into a deadly weapon.  An edible shurikin, so to speak.
And if not deadly today, the Kook was very... efficient.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (40-50-0,211) of REDHORSE fought REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (28-16-
7,193) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  MOOSE slimly lost to REDDI WHIP in an exciting 4 minute
brutal contest.  Or maybe it was a case of Moose losing slimness to Reddi?  Those
mounds of whipped, ah, non-dairy products....

     And now, the challenge matches:
     JARL FORKBEARD (31-5280) (26-12-1,53) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged OBSIDIAN
(36-7135) (14-8-2,52) of VOW TO DESTROY.  Down 1.  JARL FORKBEARD was overcome by
OBSIDIAN in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.  I wonder about team names sometimes.
Does Obsidian vow to destroy someone?  Or did the manager vow to destroy all things
obsidian, sympathetically, by sending a warrior into the arena under that name?
Inquiring minds are vaguely curious.
     DON KING (47-5374) (16-14-2,64) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SCRAPPLE (97-1961)
(10-11-3,75) of WHY SELL THIS?  Up 11.  DON KING vanquished SCRAPPLE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Listen, why NOT sell it?  Scrapple can be good if
it's done right.
     UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (17-6-0,74) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged BRICK WALL
(1-7478) (41-42-0,89) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  Up 15.  UNZOE THE SHAMAN vanquished
BRICK WALL in a popular 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.  This was the Wall Most
Challenged, not quite the same as the Road Less Traveled.  Has anybody named a
warrior that?  The pocket battering ram was a good trick, Unzoe.
     BLACK EYES (46-2820) (20-15-0,91) of THE FURIOUS FIVE challenged PINE LEAF (24-
4580) (36-46-0,92) of KRILL CAVALRY.  Up 1.  BLACK EYES defeated PINE LEAF in an
action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.  Does this mean that Pine Leaf is now the
furious one?  Which I suppose is better than being a furious five.  Imagine having to
find five pairs of shoes to match, and what do you do about tee-shirts?
     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (19-10-0,130) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD
(53-5637) (29-34-0,137) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  Up 7.  ACE METRIC bested TYMARIS
RAVENSWOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.  Ah... metric.  Who can
fathom it?  They say our kids will use it easily, but I still think it's unnatural.
I can understand a foot.  I have two, one at the end of each leg, but only golems
come with built-in meters.

     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (26-20-1,161) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KONGOL (7-
4524) (51-52-2,155) of BLADES OF ICE.  Down 6.  BLACK JACK SHELACK slimly won victory
over KONGOL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  Ha, slimly?  Don't even think it!  Kongol
got Shelacked.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (25-10-1,155) of HANGOVERS challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-
3475) (48-54-0,173) of REDHORSE.  Up 18.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE was overpowered by
HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Is this a clue for drinkers?  You have a
hangover, eat a hummingbird?  Barely a mouthful, and mostly feathers, so I'm not sure
a hangover wouldn't be preferable.  Of course, being dead, I don't get hangovers, but
hey, I can remember them.  Vividly.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (23-6-1,152) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (56-76-0,137) of JUST BECAUSE.  Down 15.  I think fifteen.  LONDON QUIREBOY
luckily beat GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.  And a good
show for the Quireboy, who is probably not as innocent as he looks.  Nobody could be.
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (39-19-2,208) of POSSE challenged STREET RAT (11-3116) (33-
22-1,194) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  Down 14.  DESPERADO demolished STREET RAT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Rat-kebab.  An unappetizing thought, but maybe it
will be different another time.
     POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (27-21-0,221) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged CAT IN THE HAT
(24-3103) (45-17-1,192) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  Down 29.  POPE PAUL II viciously subdued
CAT IN THE HAT in a 5 minute Challenge fight.  An interesting sight.  The Cat walked
into the arena wearing the hat, and was carried out stuffed INTO the hat entirely.
Talk about your "hat tricks"!

     For the title:  BECKY (17-5782) (42-24-4,223) of BLADES OF STEEL fought CROOKED
HOOF (56-3493) (53-44-1,276) of REDHORSE.  A random match, and an unlucky one for
crooked.  BECKY murdered CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.  In Becky
you see a woman of few words and strong convictions, the strongest conviction being
that she should remain our Captain of the Guard.  Do you suppose Crooked will notice
that he died?

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BECKY 17-5782               43  24  5  297  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        28  21  0  241  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 DESPERADO 77-2459           40  19  2  222  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            54  25  1  219  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 CEER 96-1537                21  20  4  214  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          29  16  7  205  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 BUCK 1-2291                 63 124  0  200  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          81 112  4  198  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 MOOSE 56-3459               40  51  0  197  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        53  45  1  195  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      45  18  1  194  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 STREET RAT 11-3116          33  23  1  191  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         49  54  0  187  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 FEALOST 1-3916              67  91  2  186  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 MOD COD 55-2638             91 115  3  183  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OSCAR 50-3153               37  14  0  173  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  27  20  1  165  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     44  34  0  164  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     28  23  1  158  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 KONGOL 7-4524               51  53  2  155  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     24   6  1  154  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           25  20  5  150  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     25  11  1  150  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         56  77  0  144  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 FAT BACK 96-1610            25  20  4  144  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          20  10  0  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 AEDON 7-4295                54  54  1  136  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  29  35  0  131  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  20   8  2  131  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 HEBEE 38-4359               26  27  0  117  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  24  29  0  117  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       14   3  1  101  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          21  15  0   98  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         14   8  3   97  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    18   6  0   95  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  23  42  3   94  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 REVANENT 15-4770            20   8  2   92  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      29  18  1   91  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACID BATH 33-7373           19   5  0   90  DEATH PENALTY (1404)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           36  47  0   88  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      29  17  3   83  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 DON KING 47-5374            17  14  2   81  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       47  67  3   79  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           41  43  0   75  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          47  71  1   73  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         21  18  1   68  RONIN (1376)               TRICORUS
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          22  12  0   67  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  16  0   67  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            15   8  2   66  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 SNIPPER 66-3518             28  26  0   62  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
-SIXKILLER 65-6795           17  10  1   62  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            10  12  3   60  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
-REVEREND BLOOD 65-6868      14  10  2   54  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 JARL FORKBEARD 31-5280      26  13  1   50  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           11  11  5   33  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     9   2  3   28  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493       53  45  1 REDHORSE 1325          BECKY 17-5782          455

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Wow!  Jorja is very FORCEFUL when she's annoyed.  We are NOT on strike here. --
Hallie O'Dene

Tymaris Ravenswood -- Hey, new faces!  Great, glad to see you. -- Lini Dawnwind
P.S.  But I wish you had taught me something.  I think I'm still training skills...
yes, I see that I am.  Well, I hear they're few and far between here on the Isle.
P.P.S.  Jorja says she's thinking of rousting out a lot of Khalhums graduates and
tossing them into Andorak next time there's a Split.  I wish she'd toss 'em here, so
I could retire, but I suspect that's a case of "fat chance!"

Fealost -- Wimp. -- Hallie O'Dene

Hallie -- As personals go, that's pathetic. -- Jorja

Jorja -- There's no point in me saying more to Fealost, he won't ever even notices
(I'm not sure he can read).  So why waste my energy? -- Hallie O'Dene

     How about, "Because your manager says to"?

Harley the Cadaver -- Ah... have you been studying one of those "iron-hand" things,
where you break bricks with your bare hands?  What you need to remember is that there
are bricks, and then there is the Brick Wall, a somewhat tougher proposition.  If you
don't confuse it with something that stimulates (or do I mean "simulates"?) thinking.
-- Hallie O'Dene for the Brick Wall
P.S.  I've given up channeling its own "thoughts."  Too confusing for ME.

Head Cheese -- But even the head Cheese can be slice dna diced.  And I had this new,
IMPROVED cheese slicer and a desire for a grilled cheese sandwich, and there you
were....  I wonder if Gar & Brill will provide the stove for my efforts? -- Pine Leaf

Listen, there's no more point in writing to the Mountain Goat than to Fealost, so I'm
not going to do it, okay?  Besides, he hangs out with Royland over and Free Blades,
and you know what Debby Tonte says about Royland! -- Snipper

Olaf -- Narrow strips...?  Yes, I guess so. -- Hallie O'Dene

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POPE PAUL II viciously subdued CAT IN THE HAT in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
DESPERADO demolished STREET RAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LONDON QUIREBOY luckily beat GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE was overpowered by HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK slimly won victory over KONGOL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ACE METRIC bested TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
BLACK EYES defeated PINE LEAF in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN vanquished BRICK WALL in a popular 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DON KING vanquished SCRAPPLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JARL FORKBEARD was overcome by OBSIDIAN in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
BECKY murdered CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
MOOSE slimly lost to REDDI WHIP in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
KOOKABURRA viciously subdued FEALOST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
BUCK defeated MOD COD in a popular 2 minute duel.
CEER devastated AYLIAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TENACIOUS savagely defeated OSCAR in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody brawl.
HELM HAMMERHAND savagely defeated THE SINGING BANDIT in a exciting 3 minute bout.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART overpowered VIKING RAIDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PORK ROLL viciously subdued AEDON in a popular 5 minute gory contest.
HEBEE was vanquished by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
A GROUNDSKEEPER viciously subdued FAT BACK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was bested by HEAD CHEESE in a 4 minute brutal bout.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was defeated by REVANENT in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HARLEY THE CADAVER in a popular 2 minute uneven fight.
BULL DURHAM was overpowered by ACID BATH in a 1 minute brutal uneven match.
SNIPPER vanquished BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLOOD PIE was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        25 -  12 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  18 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  25 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  40 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  47 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  62 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  17 -  0      19  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 455 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BECKY 17-5782              43  24  5  297 BLADES OF STEEL (1068)
TOTAL PARRY      POPE PAUL II 79-1317       28  21  0  241 CHAPEL ROCK (776)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          40  19  2  222 POSSE (1362)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         29  16  7  205 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151         81 112  4  198 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638            91 115  3  183 RHYME TYME (449)
AIMED BLOW       A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613    28  23  1  158 AVID FANS (569)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           25  20  4  144 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
PARRY-STRIKE     UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940   18   6  0   95 THE STORMGUARDS (132)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OSCAR 50-3153.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOOSE 56-3459, PORK ROLL 
97-1634, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025, POPE PAUL II 79-1317, UNZOE 
THE SHAMAN 31-4940, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, ACE METRIC 47-3554, MOD COD 55-2638, and GAR 
& BRILL 38-4252.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOOD PIE 96-1918.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, HEBEE 38-4359, 
STREET RAT 11-3116, CROOKED HOOF 56-3493, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, PINE LEAF 24-4580, 
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323, and SNIPPER 66-3518.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 1  NORTH FORK(47)       3  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  3 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 63 124  0  200  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          22  12  0   67  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            54  25  1  219  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 STREET RAT 11-3116          33  23  1  191  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 REVANENT 15-4770            20   8  2   92  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
 BECKY 17-5782               43  24  5  297  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  23  42  3   94  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      45  18  1  194  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     44  34  0  164  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          81 112  4  198  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            15   8  2   66  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         56  77  0  144  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     28  23  1  158  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          21  15  0   98  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  27  20  1  165  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 OSCAR 50-3153               37  14  0  173  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  29  35  0  131  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       14   3  1  101  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638             91 115  3  183  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 MOOSE 56-3459               40  51  0  197  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     24   6  1  154  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  20   8  2  131  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 SNIPPER 66-3518             28  26  0   62  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 DESPERADO 77-2459           40  19  2  222  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        28  21  0  241  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 CEER 96-1537                21  20  4  214  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          29  16  7  205  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE