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Date   : 08/08/2007    Duedate: 08/21/2007

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DM-101    TURN-460

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 POSSE 77/1362          42   33  1 56.0      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                    5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   263  244  2 51.9
    BLOODSWORN 15/1402                          SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                  
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1404                       BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    POSSE 65/1388                               THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369              
  2 STREET PIZZA 18/173   493  399  3 55.3    6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  165  154  1 51.7
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                   GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516               
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121              
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                    7 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   52   58  0 47.3
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                    8 THE STORMGUAR 31/132  141  160  2 46.8
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                 9 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  447  591  9 43.1
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   456  378 10 54.7   10 RHYME TYME 55/449     596  858 15 41.0
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
  4 SPARF! 54/1372        865  794 11 52.1      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    THE BULLS 73/1144                        11 REDHORSE 56/1325      337  484  3 41.0
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                        12 KRILL CAVALR 24/1364  577  928  6 38.3
    AVID FANS 45/569                            WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097               
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1084                
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    SKI TAOS 23/1070                         13 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408    0    4  0  0.0
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                       14-LOCAL 203 82/1409       0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, it looks like a lot of you survived the tourney out at Blackstone.  I'm
surprised.  Maybe not a lot surprised, because you are, after all, Lord Protectors,
but still, a little surprised.  The storms must have been inconvenient.
     But, to work:
     The Party Animals refused to party with The Stormguards.  Who knows why?
     Ladybug got more challenges than the Captain of the Guard, which doesn't say a
thing, since possession of that title was decided by a random match.
     There were twenty-seven fights involving no more than two standbys, which is
very good, and I salute you all for showing up and fighting.  There were thirteen
challenges, of which TWO were TV challenges, which is excellent!
     The longest fight took a mere seven minutes.  Pooh.
     Nobody died.

     SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (12-14-3,86) of WHY SELL THIS? fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-
0,50) of the College of Mimes.  SCRAPPLE overcame HERMY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
bout.  As an appetizer for the day's fights, Scrapple was not inspiring, but we take
what we've got, I suppose.
     HARLEY THE CADAVER (18-5366) (23-46-3,68) of STREET PIZZA fought BULL DURHAM (5-
4324) (23-13-0,65) of PARTY ANIMALS.  HARLEY THE CADAVER was narrowly defeated by
BULL DURHAM in a 4 minute duel.  Since Harley is already dead, he couldn't be killed,
and perhaps Bull is too much the party boy to have wanted to do that anyway.
     OBSIDIAN (36-7135) (16-10-2,57) of VOW TO DESTROY fought BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-
2206) (9-6-3,25) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS.  OBSIDIAN overpowered BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1
minute uneven match.  In fact, Bloody was sliced and diced, and had the arenamaster
not stepped in, would have had his heart removed for some kind of sacrifice.
Obsidian is such a tricky material, you know.

     MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (49-69-3,100) of REDHORSE fought SNIPPER (66-3518) (31-
27-0,75) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS.  MOUNTAIN GOAT defeated SNIPPER in a popular 1 minute
duel.  Probably the smell.  Male goats do.  In fact, they're widely known for it.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (50-72-1,104) of REDHORSE fought BLACK EYES (46-2820) (22-
16-0,114) of THE FURIOUS FIVE.  BROKEN TOE savagely defeated BLACK EYES in a 2 minute
brutal duel.  Hmm, "savage" and "brutal."  Yes, that describeds Toe rather well.  He
was probably cast out of his (Rirorni) tribe and thus became one of the lawless
caravan raiders who hang out around Rocanis.  Ha, you think I'll get in trouble for
saying this in print?  News flash:  Toe is illiterate and will never know what I said
here.  Serves him right.
     THE SINGING BANDIT (11-6349) (25-30-0,124) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought PINE LEAF
(24-4580) (39-48-0,95) of KRILL CAVALRY.  THE SINGING BANDIT was overpowered by PINE
LEAF in a 2 minute one-sided match.  It was those soprano notes that did it.  The
Bandit was lost in admiration of the Leaf's range, and before he recovered, she hit
him.
     UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (21-7-0,134) of THE STORMGUARDS fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (58-79-0,128) of JUST BECAUSE.  UNZOE THE SHAMAN viciously subdued GAR &
BRILL in an action packed 4 minute duel.  Good!  Excellent!  I want to see that
filthy Gar & Brill SCOURED CLEAN.  Do whatever you must to achieve it.
     FEALOST (1-3916) (67-95-2,177) of MOSSRUNNERS fought TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-
5637) (30-36-0,137) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  FEALOST was savagely defeated by TYMARIS
RAVENSWOOD in an exciting 2 minute gory duel.  Has anyone tested this Fealost, a
confessed associate of druggies, for personal usage?  Not because he won, experience
will do that, but for the savagery and the gore.  Sounds like Dark Root to me.

     FAT BACK (96-1610) (29-20-4,175) of KILLING ME SOFTLY fought AEDON (7-4295) (56-
56-1,148) of BLADES OF ICE.  FAT BACK overpowered AEDON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
gory mismatched conflict.  Ah, the weather.  It gets you every time.  The Blade
melted, the Fat slithered over, and (euwh!) a real mess ensued.
     PORK ROLL (97-1634) (28-21-5,190) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought STREET RAT (11-
3116) (33-25-1,168) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  PORK ROLL overpowered STREET RAT in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  They tell me rats will eat anything, and you see how easily
they're decoyed away from victory.  It's a sad sight.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (41-54-0,195) of REDHORSE fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM (101-28) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  MOOSE was bested by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in an
exciting 3 minute brutal fight.  Ah!  This brings back old memories for most of you,
doesn't it?  The only difference is that Arenamaster Azeem, something of a softy
amongst arenamasters, didn't kill his opponent at the end.  We might have enjoyed
seeing that.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (92-118-3,202) of RHYME TYME fought BUCK (1-2291) (64-127-
0,155) of MOSSRUNNERS.  MOD COD was unbelievably bested by BUCK in a crowd pleasing 3
minute bloody bout.  These antique warriors annoy the heck out of me sometimes.  They
should retire and leave the field for the young and the reckless.  It isn't like
they're going to get better and rise to the top of Primus, after all.
     BECKY (17-5782) (46-25-5,207) of BLADES OF STEEL fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(50-57-0,168) of REDHORSE.  BECKY was defeated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute gruesome
struggle.  Any annoying result, when you come down to it.  They tell me that there's
a 2.7% chance that Becky might write a personal, which puts her well ahead of her
opponent.  I prefer to encourage those who might fully participate in the Glorious
Home Guard Experience.

     Ah, the challenge matches, the crown of the fights, according to someone I
overheard talking the other day.  Don't know who it was, some mucky-muck.
     MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (31-19-3,84) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged BLOOD PIE (96-
1918) (12-14-5,76) of WHY SELL THIS?.  Down 8.  MISCHIEVOUS IMP beat BLOOD PIE in a 3
minute Challenge conflict.  It isn't everybody who would take this route, but the Imp
actually ATE the Pie.  Gawds!  Horrible thought.
     ACID BATH (33-7373) (20-7-1,91) of DEATH PENALTY challenged LADYBUG (29-4709)
(25-19-1,98) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Up 7.  ACID BATH devastated LADYBUG in a 1 minute
bloody one-sided Challenge battle.  Hmm, I'll have to try that on my next ladybug
infestations.
     DON KING (47-5374) (18-15-2,93) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BRICK WALL (1-7478)
(43-45-0,66) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  Down 27.  DON KING savagely defeated BRICK WALL
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.  Nobody who knows Don King will be
surprised by this.
     HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (31-18-1,96) of SKI TAOS challenged REVANENT (15-4770)
(21-10-2,100) of BLOODSWORN.  Up 4.  HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered REVANENT in a 2
minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.  But WHOSE skis were those?  If they're Debby
Tonte's, turn 'em in to the arena Lost and Found, and no questions will be asked.
     ANNABEL BLACKHEART (65-6769) (21-10-2,120) of POSSE challenged HEAD CHEESE (96-
1920) (18-8-3,115) of WHY SELL THIS?.  Down 5.  ANNABEL BLACKHEART was outwaited by
HEAD CHEESE in a popular 7 minute Challenge fight.  This was our longest fight, and I
had to laugh.  About half a minute into it, the rain started coming down, the hail,
the howling winds spinning in their nasty Kansan vortex... and there were the
gladiators stuck out there on the sands through the worst of it!
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (15-4-1,140) of SPARF! challenged HEBEE (38-4359) (27-
30-0,139) of ALL FINESSE.  Down 1.  VIKING RAIDER vanquished HEBEE in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Vikings have no finesse, of course, so...
what else could you have expected?

     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (20-12-0,120) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KONGOL (7-4524)
(54-54-2,149) of BLADES OF ICE.  Up 29.  ACE METRIC was overcome by KONGOL in an
action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.  I guess this hand was played at aces low.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (26-12-1,168) of HANGOVERS challenged CROOKED HOOF
(56-3493) (53-49-1,177) of REDHORSE.  Up 9.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE beat CROOKED HOOF in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.  I laughed when Hoof slipped and hit
the sands.  And why not, it was funny.
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (29-20-1,195) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged CEER (96-
1537) (24-21-4,218) of THE BLOODGUARD 2.  Up 23.  BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished CEER
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Really gave Ceer a shellacking, I see.
But is it waterproof?  In this weather, it might be a good thing.
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (41-21-2,192) of POSSE challenged HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025)
(47-35-0,190) of LORDS OF VALHALLA.  Down 2.  DESPERADO was demolished by HELM
HAMMERHAND in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  Experience will do that to you.
     POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (29-22-0,222) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged CAT IN THE HAT
(24-3103) (49-18-1,256) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  Up 34.  POPE PAUL II slimly lost to CAT
IN THE HAT in a popular 4 minute Challenge contest.  This gives me an odd feeling in
the back of my neck, which is where I feel it when weird things are going on.  I
don't know why this feels particularly weird, but it does.

     Our two tourney victors, to both of whom I extend a congratulations for having
survived the floods.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (19-8-0,86) of THE BULLS TV challenged JOHN WAYNE HAMMER
(42-4213) (15-18-2,66) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ.  Down 20.  BULL FROG handily defeated
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  No surprise, but what's
the deal here?  Some personal grudge, perhaps?
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (30-23-1,182) of AVID FANS TV challenged TENACIOUS (7-
5337) (56-27-1,203) of BATHTUB ARMADA.  Up 11.  A GROUNDSKEEPER devastated TENACIOUS
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  No more littering, Tenacious!

     And for the title:  REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (33-16-7,241) of KILLING ME SOFTER
fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (84-113-4,223) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  REDDI WHIP was
overcome by KOOKABURRA in an action packed 2 minute Title fight.  Oh, heck.  Cookie
crumbs on the hot seat this week.  Glad I don't have to sit there.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          85 113  4  240  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      50  18  1  268  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     31  23  1  219  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     48  35  0  211  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  30  20  1  210  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        29  23  0  206  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         51  57  0  201  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           29  21  5  198  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          33  17  7  195  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 MOOSE 56-3459               41  55  0  194  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CEER 96-1537                24  22  4  190  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 BUCK 1-2291                 65 127  0  184  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 DESPERADO 77-2459           41  22  2  184  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            56  28  1  183  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 FAT BACK 96-1610            30  20  4  181  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     27  12  1  181  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BECKY 17-5782               46  26  5  179  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 MOD COD 55-2638             92 119  3  175  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        53  50  1  171  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 STREET RAT 11-3116          33  26  1  166  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  31  36  0  163  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     24   7  1  157  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 FEALOST 1-3916              67  96  2  153  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 KONGOL 7-4524               55  54  2  152  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       16   4  1  151  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AEDON 7-4295                56  57  1  148  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    22   7  0  140  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         58  80  0  132  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HEBEE 38-4359               27  31  0  132  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         19   8  3  132  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          20  13  0  123  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           40  48  0  121  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          51  72  1  118  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  21  11  2  118  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      32  18  1  115  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 ACID BATH 33-7373           21   7  1  108  DEATH PENALTY (1404)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          22  17  0  104  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       50  69  3  102  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  25  31  0   99  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 DON KING 47-5374            19  15  2   95  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 REVANENT 15-4770            21  11  2   92  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
 BULL FROG 73-4547           20   8  0   92  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      32  19  3   88  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 LADYBUG 29-4709             25  20  1   88  CARDOW HUNTERS (1084)      LAPUR
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            13  14  3   88  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           12  15  5   77  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SNIPPER 66-3518             31  28  0   76  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          24  13  0   75  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           43  46  0   70  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  23  47  3   67  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   15  19  2   64  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            17  10  2   61  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
-SIXKILLER 65-6795           18  12  1   58  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
-MINCEMEAT 82-1607           13  13  0   52  LOCAL 203 (1409)           DWES EG
-ORC PLAGUE 47-5501          14   5  3   50  DARQUE FORCES (1410)       NORTH FORK
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  17  0   38  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     9   7  3   25  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Wanted to buy:  Set of hubcaps for a classic 508 Doraldin racing carriage.  Must be
in good condition, I'm not buying some battered old smallshields!  What I really want
are the ones with the whirling wings on them, but the leopard paw ones would do.
Reply to box 17 at the arena.

Wanted to sell:  They say this is a magic sword.  Well, okay, maybe it is, but so
hat?  If it loses fights in the arena, *I* have no use for the darned thing.  Priced
to sell.  Send inquiries to box 36 at the arena.

Looking for a partner:  I hear that you can take fish scales and glass and make great
fox pearls, and that there is a market for fox pearls.  I've got the fish scales,
have you got the glass?  Contact box 9 at the arena.

Delivered to your guildhouse!  Pizza!  Great toppings, priced to sell!  Place a
standing order with Frisbee's Take Out Pizza!  Sitting orders are extra.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A GROUNDSKEEPER devastated TENACIOUS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BULL FROG handily defeated JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
POPE PAUL II slimly lost to CAT IN THE HAT in a popular 4 minute Challenge contest.
DESPERADO was demolished by HELM HAMMERHAND in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished CEER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE beat CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
ACE METRIC was overcome by KONGOL in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
VIKING RAIDER vanquished HEBEE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART was outwaited by HEAD CHEESE in a popular 7 minute Challenge fight.
HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered REVANENT in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
DON KING savagely defeated BRICK WALL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
ACID BATH devastated LADYBUG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP beat BLOOD PIE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
REDDI WHIP was overcome by KOOKABURRA in a action packed 2 minute Title fight.
BECKY was defeated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute gruesome struggle.
MOD COD was unbelievably bested by BUCK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
MOOSE was bested by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
PORK ROLL overpowered STREET RAT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FAT BACK overpowered AEDON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory mismatched conflict.
FEALOST was savagely defeated by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN viciously subdued GAR & BRILL in a action packed 4 minute duel.
THE SINGING BANDIT was overpowered by PINE LEAF in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BROKEN TOE savagely defeated BLACK EYES in a 2 minute brutal duel.
MOUNTAIN GOAT defeated SNIPPER in a popular 1 minute duel.
OBSIDIAN overpowered BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute uneven match.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was narrowly defeated by BULL DURHAM in a 4 minute duel.
SCRAPPLE overcame HERMY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  20 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  48 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        21 -  22 -  0      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  50 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  40 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  34 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151         85 113  4  240 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     50  18  1  268 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
AIMED BLOW       A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613    31  23  1  219 AVID FANS (569)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850  30  20  1  210 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
TOTAL PARRY      POPE PAUL II 79-1317       29  23  0  206 CHAPEL ROCK (776)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        51  57  0  201 REDHORSE (1325)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         33  17  7  195 KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           30  20  4  181 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
PARRY-STRIKE     UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940   22   7  0  140 THE STORMGUARDS (132)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOOSE 
56-3459, DON KING 47-5374, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, FAT BACK 
96-1610, MOD COD 55-2638, HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, BULL DURHAM 
5-4324, and A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were SNIPPER 66-3518, STREET RAT 11-3116, LADYBUG 29-4709, 
DESPERADO 77-2459, OBSIDIAN 36-7135, THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349, BECKY 17-5782, 
REVANENT 15-4770, HEBEE 38-4359, and CROOKED HOOF 56-3493.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  1 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  3 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 65 127  0  184  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          24  13  0   75  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            56  28  1  183  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 STREET RAT 11-3116          33  26  1  166  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 REVANENT 15-4770            21  11  2   92  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
 BECKY 17-5782               46  26  5  179  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  23  47  3   67  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      32  18  1  115  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      50  18  1  268  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 LADYBUG 29-4709             25  20  1   88  CARDOW HUNTERS (1084)      LAPUR
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     48  35  0  211  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          85 113  4  240  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            17  10  2   61  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         58  80  0  132  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   15  19  2   64  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     31  23  1  219  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          22  17  0  104  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  30  20  1  210  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  31  36  0  163  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       16   4  1  151  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638             92 119  3  175  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         51  57  0  201  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     27  12  1  181  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  21  11  2  118  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 SNIPPER 66-3518             31  28  0   76  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 BULL FROG 73-4547           20   8  0   92  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           41  22  2  184  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        29  23  0  206  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 CEER 96-1537                24  22  4  190  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           29  21  5  198  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE