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Date   : 09/05/2007    Duedate: 09/18/2007

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DM-101    TURN-462

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 POSSE 77/1362          45   35  2 56.3      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                    5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   269  248  2 52.0
    BLOODSWORN 15/1402                          THE INANIMATES 73/1361                
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1404                       BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    POSSE 65/1388                               SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                  
  2 STREET PIZZA 18/173   504  405  3 55.4      NO RESPECT II 82/1399                 
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                   THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369              
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                 6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  168  159  1 51.4
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516               
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                      THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121              
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                    7 THE STORMGUAR 31/132  142  161  2 46.9
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                 8 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   52   60  0 46.4
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   457  383 10 54.4    9 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  447  593  9 43.0
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                  10-REDHORSE 56/1325      341  487  3 41.2
  4 SPARF! 54/1372        879  804 12 52.2      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    THE BULLS 73/1144                        11 RHYME TYME 55/449     600  860 15 41.1
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    SKI TAOS 23/1070                         12 KRILL CAVALR 24/1364  578  935  6 38.2
    AVID FANS 45/569                            HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1084                
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                           WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097               
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                      13 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408    1    5  0 16.7
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                    

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Debby Tonte dropped by and offered to do us a spy report, and I was tempted.  A
good excuse for me to goof off, you know?  I like that.  But, no, I just couldn't do
it.  Against the Code.  So I gave her some Girl Scout Cookies (only Kookaburras, so
who cares?) and sent her on her way.

     Just the facts:  Twenty-five fights, and not one single standby!  This is good,
really good.  Eleven challenges, a good percentage, and one of them, wait for it, one
of them is a TV challenge!  We have a bonafide Tourney Victory in this dump!  Are we
hot, or what?
     Bathtub Armada, revealed in a masterly documentary presentation, is identified
as the "monsters in the bathtub" that are so ferocious no gladiator can compare to
them.  It was Royal Flush who made the discovery, and we salute their relentless
investigative efforts.
     Street Rat got the most challenges.  Not bad.
     There was also one death, but you can wait for it to come up in the ordinary
reporting, right?

     BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (9-8-3,23) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought OBSIDIAN (36-
7135) (17-10-2,61) of VOW TO DESTROY.  BLOODY BRAINLESS was defeated by OBSIDIAN in
an exciting 1 minute bout.  B. Brainless has no detectable increase in brains to show
for this, but he's definitely more bloody.  Way it goes.
     SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (13-15-3,82) of WHY SELL THIS? fought BRICK WALL (1-7478)
(43-47-0,52) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  SCRAPPLE overpowered BRICK WALL in a 1 minute
uneven fight.  This was really messy, not just in the fight, but at the celebratory
breakfast afterward.  Scrapple, of course, often contains bits and pieces of things
better not examined too closely, but... brick chips?  Bad for your health.  Do not
eat this.
     JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (8-2-3,29) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought CAULIFLOWER
EARS (52-3424) (20-17-0,38) of OTTO'S PARTS.  JAMES MADISON overpowered CAULIFLOWER
EARS in a 1 minute uneven fight.  It's always an advantage if you can go into a fight
already dead.  Nothing to lose, you know?  It gives you a HUGE edge.
     BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (13-15-5,92) of WHY SELL THIS? fought JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-
4213) (16-19-2,82) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ.  BLOOD PIE devastated JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a
1 minute one-sided bout.  Ah, and I bet J.W. Hammer WOULD sell off the Pie, if he
could.  This kind of thing looks so bad on the record.

     HARLEY THE CADAVER (18-5366) (24-47-3,91) of STREET PIZZA fought PUMPING ON
STEELE (82-33221) (14-14-0,65) of NO RESPECT II.  HARLEY THE CADAVER was overcome by
PUMPING ON STEELE in a 3 minute gruesome duel.  I feel for Harley, I really do, the
sympathy of one dead man for another.  He got handed a messy job, and he wasn't up to
it.
     AEDON (7-4295) (56-58-1,144) of BLADES OF ICE fought REVANENT (15-4770) (21-11-
2,92) of BLOODSWORN.  AEDON won victory over REVANENT in a popular 4 minute match.
You people are making this harder than it has to be, you know.  For me, and what else
should I care about first?  If you disclosed a glimpse of personality, say by writing
personals insulting each other, flirting with each other, conspiring with each other,
it'd be a lot easier for me to figure out something NEW to say about a fight.  For
instance, I could talk about the incongruous image presented by Aedon, a hulking
Shew, and Revanent, a dainty half-elf, trying to smooch.  Heck, Aedon'd have to pick
her up and hold her more than a foot off the floor to even REACH her mouth, and when
you think of the rotten jokes you could make about that kind of situation, well,
darn.  Or maybe they're not so friendly, and Rev made a straight shot at what was
right in front of her nose, and of COURSE Aedon clobbered her, what guy wouldn't?
But I just don't know, and it's frustrating as heck.
     Remember, only YOU can fight tired puns!
     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (58-81-0,127) of JUST BECAUSE fought ANNABEL BLACKHEART
(65-6769) (21-11-2,118) of POSSE.  GAR & BRILL was butchered by ANNABEL BLACKHEART in
a 1 minute one-sided bout.  GOOD work, Annabel!  We want to see that dirty old Gar
brilled thoroughly.  Scorch the mutt.
     OSCAR (50-3153) (37-14-0,173) of OPEN SESAME fought UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940)
(23-7-0,152) of THE STORMGUARDS.  OSCAR luckily beat UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.  Ah, but was it luck, or experience?  And what will
happen if Unzoe comes looking for evens?  One hears STORIES about shamans and how
nasty they can be if they get mad.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (93-119-3,198) of RHYME TYME fought POPE PAUL II (79-1317)
(29-24-0,199) of CHAPEL ROCK.  MOD COD was luckily beaten by POPE PAUL II in an
exciting 1 minute brutal match.  So!  Mod Cod, the fish with the attitude, gets
what's coming.  Filleted, rolled in bread crumbs and black pepper, and fried in lemon
butter.  Might actually be edible, if you don't mind all those bones of contention.

     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (17-4-1,181) of SPARF! fought BECKY (17-5782) (46-27-
5,167) of BLADES OF STEEL.  VIKING RAIDER devastated BECKY in a 2 minute gory
mismatched brawl.  This is what Viking Raiders do best.  They sweep down, all
unexpected-like, devastate an area, and sail off with the weeping maidens over their
shoulders.  Sounds uncomfortable, all those tears down your back, but as Anatole
noted, you have to take a few roughs with a smooth.
     PORK ROLL (97-1634) (30-21-5,200) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought TENACIOUS (7-5337)
(56-29-1,179) of BATHTUB ARMADA.  PORK ROLL was unbelievably bested by TENACIOUS in
an action packed 11 minute duel.  How is this unbelievable?  Hanging on for eleven
minutes is, obviously, what Tenacious is primed to do, and Pork just rolled over.
     REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (34-17-7,209) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought TYMARIS
RAVENSWOOD (53-5637) (32-36-0,165) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  REDDI WHIP was viciously
subdued by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a 4 minute fight.  Between a whip and a pinata,
these two were well paired, but the cnesors being what they are, you'll have to draw
the kinky inferences yourself, if you dare.  And you'll note that even the best-
behaved pinata can get tired of the established roles.
     CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (50-19-1,186) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought KONGOL (7-4524)
(55-55-2,162) of BLADES OF ICE.  CAT IN THE HAT devastated KONGOL in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.  And if you think the Cat was hard on Kongol, you should see what
happened to his (Kongol's) hat!  Very... definite.
     CEER (96-1537) (25-22-4,222) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 fought FAT BACK (96-1610) (31-
20-4,192) of KILLING ME SOFTLY.  CEER was bested by FAT BACK in an exciting 1 minute
battle.  Easy living off the fat of the land will get the tough nuts every time, it
just takes longer some days than others.  Life is tough, and then you get your tax
bill.

     Ah!  The challenge matches!
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (24-14-0,64) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged LADYBUG (29-4709)
(25-21-1,78) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Up 14.  BULL DURHAM demolished LADYBUG in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition.  I guess Ladybug just wasn't up for this party.
     VANISH (73-4633) (15-6-1,54) of THE INANIMATES challenged SNIPPER (66-3518) (31-
29-0,63) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS.  Up 9.  VANISH overcame SNIPPER in a popular 1 minute
brutal Challenge bout.  How can somebody inanimate be brutal?  Inquiring minds want
to know.
     DON KING (47-5374) (19-16-2,97) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged THE SINGING BANDIT
(11-6349) (25-32-0,81) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  Down 16.  DON KING viciously subdued THE
SINGING BANDIT in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.  Don is not a fan of ballads,
apparently.
     ACID BATH (33-7373) (21-7-1,108) of DEATH PENALTY challenged HEAD CHEESE (96-
1920) (20-8-3,138) of WHY SELL THIS?  Up 30.  ACID BATH was outwaited by HEAD CHEESE
in an action packed 7 minute Challenge fight.  Good gods!  Does this mean that head
cheese is even stronger than acid?  I don't know why anyone would sell it, but why
EAT it?
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (21-8-0,102) of THE BULLS challenged BLACK EYES (46-2820)
(22-18-0,101) of THE FURIOUS FIVE.  Down 1.  BULL FROG was handily defeated by BLACK
EYES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  So who authorized the use of a frog gig
as an arena weapon?  Can others get one?

     HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (33-18-1,126) of SKI TAOS challenged PINE LEAF (24-
4580) (41-48-0,123) of KRILL CAVALRY.  Down 3.  HUNZICKER BOWL savagely defeated PINE
LEAF in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Snow slide awaaaay!  Always hard on the pine
trees, snow slides.
     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (20-14-0,129) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HEBEE (38-4359)
(27-32-0,133) of ALL FINESSE.  Up 4.  ACE METRIC devastated HEBEE in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Many people can't get their minds around metric,
Hebee, there's no shame in it.  Just resign yourself to being known as young fossil.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (24-8-1,164) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged STREET RAT (11-
3116) (33-27-1,158) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  Down 6.  LONDON QUIREBOY defeated STREET
RAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.  Ah, this is the Most Challenged
Street Rat, and he put up a valiant effort.  Better study hymns, Rat.  And hyrhs,
too, maybe.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (27-13-1,182) of HANGOVERS challenged DESPERADO (77-
2459) (41-22-2,184) of POSSE.  Up 2.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE was vanquished by DESPERADO in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  Ah, those desprados, they drink like camels,
you know, and hangovers are as nothing at all to 'em.  They can just IGNORE
hangovers, the lucky stiffs.
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (31-20-2,243) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HELM
HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (48-36-0,196) of LORDS OF VALHALLA.  Down 47.  BLACK JACK
SHELACK demolished HELM HAMMERHAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Why are
we not surprised?

     And to crown the day, our tourney victory challenges our Captain of the Guard!
A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (32-23-1,240) of AVID FANS TV challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (86-113-4,253) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  Up 13.  A GROUNDSKEEPER was devastated
by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  When a cookie's that old and
hard, it can be a real toothbreaker.  Great attempt, Groundskeeper, and
congratulations on the tourney victor status, but... no title for you this time.

                                         Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          87 113  4  269  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  32  20  2  259  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         52  57  0  210  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        30  24  0  205  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            32  20  4  204  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 DESPERADO 77-2459           42  22  2  201  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            57  29  1  200  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  33  36  0  200  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       18   4  1  198  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
-MOOSE 56-3459               41  56  0  197  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 MOD COD 55-2638             93 120  3  196  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           30  22  5  194  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 CEER 96-1537                25  23  4  194  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      51  19  1  190  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     48  37  0  190  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     32  24  1  190  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
-CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        54  50  1  185  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 OSCAR 50-3153               38  14  0  184  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          34  18  7  180  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     27  14  1  178  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     25   8  1  171  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  22  11  3  168  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 KONGOL 7-4524               55  56  2  166  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 BECKY 17-5782               46  28  5  165  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 STREET RAT 11-3116          33  28  1  162  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
-BUCK 1-2291                 65 128  0  160  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    23   8  0  159  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-FEALOST 1-3916              68  96  2  158  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AEDON 7-4295                57  58  1  146  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         21   8  3  145  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          21  14  0  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       51  69  3  134  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      34  18  1  133  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           41  49  0  124  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 HEBEE 38-4359               27  33  0  123  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
-BROKEN TOE 56-3683          51  73  1  122  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          23  18  0  120  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 ACID BATH 33-7373           21   8  1  117  DEATH PENALTY (1404)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         58  82  0  115  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 DON KING 47-5374            20  16  2  101  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REVANENT 15-4770            21  12  2  100  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           14  15  5   99  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 BULL FROG 73-4547           21   9  0   92  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      32  19  3   88  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            14  15  3   85  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315  15  14  0   84  NO RESPECT II (1399)       DWES EG
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          25  14  0   83  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  25  33  0   81  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   16  20  2   75  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  24  48  3   74  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
-DONALD DUNSEN 11-6787       20   7  2   69  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VANISH 73-4633              16   6  1   68  THE INANIMATES (1361)      ERINIKA
 LADYBUG 29-4709             25  22  1   64  CARDOW HUNTERS (1084)      LAPUR
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            18  10  2   63  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 SNIPPER 66-3518             31  30  0   57  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
-AIRK ARCSTONE 11-6778       15  10  2   57  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-OPAI 47-5735                16   5  0   53  DARK PINNACLE (1411)       NORTH FORK
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           43  48  0   50  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268        9   2  3   46  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     9   9  3   31  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  18  0   25  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
GAR & BRILL 38-4252        58  82  0 JUST BECAUSE 1228      ANNABEL BLACKHEAR 65-6 462

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

The Icelord -- Tour 2007 was epic.  Rush was better than ever!  The food was
spectacular!  Indeed a great time was had by all.  HUSSAH! -- High Lord Bosk

Don King -- A crown won't do much to protect your head in the arena will it? -- Pine
Leaf

Pumping on Steele -- The Brick Wall informs me (I think) that the concept embodied in
your name is unclear and probably architecturally unsound. -- Snipper, not a psychic
channel for a Brick Wall

Blood Pie -- I have found the prefect answer to your question, "Why sell this?"
Because no sane person would keep it. -- Ladybug

Mean Spirit -- (wincing)  You're well-named. -- Snipper

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A GROUNDSKEEPER was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK demolished HELM HAMMERHAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE was vanquished by DESPERADO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LONDON QUIREBOY defeated STREET RAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
ACE METRIC devastated HEBEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HUNZICKER BOWL savagely defeated PINE LEAF in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BULL FROG was handily defeated by BLACK EYES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ACID BATH was outwaited by HEAD CHEESE in a action packed 7 minute Challenge fight.
DON KING viciously subdued THE SINGING BANDIT in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
VANISH overcame SNIPPER in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge bout.
BULL DURHAM demolished LADYBUG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CEER was bested by FAT BACK in a exciting 1 minute battle.
CAT IN THE HAT devastated KONGOL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REDDI WHIP was viciously subdued by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a 4 minute fight.
PORK ROLL was unbelievably bested by TENACIOUS in a action packed 11 minute duel.
VIKING RAIDER devastated BECKY in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
MOD COD was luckily beaten by POPE PAUL II in a exciting 1 minute brutal match.
OSCAR luckily beat UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
GAR & BRILL was butchered by ANNABEL BLACKHEART in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AEDON won victory over REVANENT in a popular 4 minute match.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was overcome by PUMPING ON STEELE in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
BLOOD PIE devastated JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JAMES MADISON overpowered CAULIFLOWER EARS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SCRAPPLE overpowered BRICK WALL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLOODY BRAINLESS was defeated by OBSIDIAN in a exciting 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  20 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  41 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  30 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  38 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  24 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  61 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 462 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151         87 113  4  269 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850  32  20  2  259 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
TOTAL PARRY      POPE PAUL II 79-1317       30  24  0  205 CHAPEL ROCK (776)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           32  20  4  204 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          42  22  2  201 POSSE (1362)
WALL OF STEEL    TYMARIS RAVENSWOO 53-5637  33  36  0  200 PUERCO'S PINATA (700)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEER 96-1537               25  23  4  194 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)
AIMED BLOW       A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613    32  24  1  190 AVID FANS (569)
PARRY-STRIKE     UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940   23   8  0  159 THE STORMGUARDS (132)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PORK ROLL 97-1634.  The ten other most popular fighters were ACID BATH 33-7373, 
DON KING 47-5374, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, REVANENT 15-4770, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, 
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637, STREET RAT 11-3116, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, VANISH 73-4633, 
and OSCAR 50-3153.

The least popular fighter this week was BRICK WALL 1-7478.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213, GAR & 
BRILL 38-4252, BECKY 17-5782, KONGOL 7-4524, LADYBUG 29-4709, AEDON 7-4295, HEBEE 
38-4359, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323, and HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 1  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  0 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      1  0 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  2 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           43  48  0   50  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          25  14  0   83  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            57  29  1  200  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 STREET RAT 11-3116          33  28  1  162  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 REVANENT 15-4770            21  12  2  100  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
 BECKY 17-5782               46  28  5  165  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  24  48  3   74  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      34  18  1  133  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      51  19  1  190  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 LADYBUG 29-4709             25  22  1   64  CARDOW HUNTERS (1084)      LAPUR
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     48  37  0  190  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          87 113  4  269  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            18  10  2   63  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 HEBEE 38-4359               27  33  0  123  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   16  20  2   75  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     32  24  1  190  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          23  18  0  120  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  32  20  2  259  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 OSCAR 50-3153               38  14  0  184  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  18  0   25  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  33  36  0  200  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       18   4  1  198  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638             93 120  3  196  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     27  14  1  178  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  22  11  3  168  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 SNIPPER 66-3518             31  30  0   57  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 BULL FROG 73-4547           21   9  0   92  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           42  22  2  201  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        30  24  0  205  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315  15  14  0   84  NO RESPECT II (1399)       DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            32  20  4  204  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           30  22  5  194  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268        9   2  3   46  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE