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Date   : 09/19/2007    Duedate: 10/02/2007

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DM-101    TURN-463

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STREET PIZZA 18/173   507  410  3 55.3      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/1367                 5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   272  250  2 52.1
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1368                   THE INANIMATES 73/1361                
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                      NO RESPECT II 82/1399                 
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                      THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/1369              
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                 6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  170  161  2 51.4
  2 POSSE 77/1362          47   38  2 55.3      GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516               
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121              
    POSSE 65/1388                             7 LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   53   60  0 46.9
    BLOODSWORN 15/1402                        8 THE STORMGUAR 31/132  142  162  2 46.7
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1404                     9 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  447  594  9 42.9
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   459  384 10 54.4   10-REDHORSE 56/1325      341  487  3 41.2
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
  4 SPARF! 54/1372        887  806 12 52.4   11 RHYME TYME 55/449     601  862 15 41.1
    THE BULLS 73/1144                           GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                       12 KRILL CAVALR 24/1364  580  937  6 38.2
    SKI TAOS 23/1070                            WHIPPERSNAPPERS 66/1097               
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1082              
    AVID FANS 45/569                            CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1084                
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                       13 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408    1    6  0 14.3
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                      14 MADTOWN 25/1381         0    1  0  0.0
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                     

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     Eat your Girl Scout Cookies with striped ice cream.  They're good that way.

                                     Kookaburra

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It'd be a lot easier for me to get up enthusiasm for this spy report if I had
some faint hint that someone was reading it.  Would an occasional personal having at
least a tangential connection with the fights be too much for you guys?  Maybe you 
could make up a rota:  One manager this turn, a different manager next turn, a third
manager the turn after that.  Think about it.

In the mean (very mean) time:
     Lords of Valhalla were avoided by Royal Flush.
     Mod Cod got the most challenges.
     There were twenty-four fights, one involving a standby, twelve of them being
challenge matches.  One of the challenges was a TV challenge.
     One gladiator died.

     JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-4213) (16-20-2,75) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ fought BRICK WALL
(1-7478) (43-48-0,50) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  JOHN WAYNE HAMMER was savagely defeated
by BRICK WALL in a popular 6 minute fight.  I didn't realize the Wall had it in its
chipped and battered bricks to be savage.
     PUMPING ON STEELE (82-33221) (15-14-0,84) of NO RESPECT II fought OBSIDIAN (36-
7135) (18-10-2,63) of VOW TO DESTROY.  PUMPING ON STEELE vanquished OBSIDIAN in a 2
minute gory mismatched fray.  As regards team names, these two were well-matched.  If
they weren't equal on the sands, well, who ever is and why would you want to be?
That's the kind of thing that leads to excessively long fights.
     BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (9-9-3,31) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought SNIPPER (66-
3518) (31-30-0,57) of WHIPPERSNAPPERS.  BLOODY BRAINLESS was subdued by SNIPPER in an
action packed 1 minute bout.  Ah.  What could I say here that wouldn't smack of
snidery with regard to the qualities possessed by Bloody Brainless?  Hmm, a
challenge....  Well, I could note the bloody randomness of this match.
     SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (14-15-3,85) of WHY SELL THIS? fought THE SINGING BANDIT (11-
6349) (25-33-0,81) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  SCRAPPLE was overpowered by THE SINGING
BANDIT in a 2 minute uneven fight.  If you'd seen some of the stuff that's been
thrown at the Bandit in the past, unjustly since his voice is actually quite, ah,
hmm, it's better than mediocre, anyway, you wouldn't wonder that he could handle
scrapple.  Some people put maple syrup on this stuff, can you believe it?
     ACID BATH (33-7373) (21-8-1,117) of DEATH PENALTY fought BLOOD PIE (96-1918)
(14-15-5,99) of WHY SELL THIS?  ACID BATH slimly lost to BLOOD PIE in a 2 minute
contest.  Well, shoot.  I thought you could clean up ANYTHING with an acid bath.
Just goes to show, eh?
     ANNABEL BLACKHEART (65-6769) (22-11-3,168) of POSSE fought GIGLIE (25-5130) (35-
7-0,112) of MADTOWN.  ANNABEL BLACKHEART savagely defeated GIGLIE in a popular 3
minute bloody match.  Of course.  No self-respecting posse-member would let a mad
townsman go unrestrained, or what's a posse for?

     REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (34-18-7,180) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought GAR & BRILL (38-
4252) (58-82-0,115) of JUST BECAUSE.  REDDI WHIP subdued GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute
bout.  So, note down another use for the whipped spray:  cleaning really breasy
brills and clearing out goisterous gars.  It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do
it.
     KONGOL (7-4524) (55-56-2,166) of BLADES OF ICE fought HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (21-
8-3,145) of WHY SELL THIS?  KONGOL bested HEAD CHEESE in an exciting 1 minute fight.
Sliced (cold is always best for that, or it gets too mushy), fried, and then thrown
straight into the trash.
     TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-5637) (33-36-0,200) of PUERCO'S PINATA fought CAT IN THE
HAT (24-3103) (51-19-1,190) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD was vanquished by
CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute one-sided fray.  What can I say?  It's a magic hat, as
everyone on the "inside" knows.  Probably Tymaris was put off by the rain of rabbits.
Who wouldn't be?
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (32-24-1,190) of AVID FANS fought STREET RAT (11-3116)
(33-28-1,162) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  A GROUNDSKEEPER was slaughtered by STREET RAT in
a 1 minute mismatched bout.  There's a strange kind of resonance with this, but I'm
not going to delve into it.  Some depths are better left unplumbed.
     HELM HAMMERHAND (31-5025) (48-37-0,190) of LORDS OF VALHALLA fought LONG-NECKED
LARRY (101-22) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101.  HELM HAMMERHAND devastated LONG-
NECKED LARRY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Our sole standby on the sands today, and
he lost.  Wouldn't you know it?
     TENACIOUS (7-5337) (57-29-1,200) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-
4940) (23-8-0,159) of THE STORMGUARDS.  TENACIOUS slimly won victory over UNZOE THE
SHAMAN in an exciting 12 minute contest.  Twelve minutes?  Every drop of that
tenacity was needed here.

     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (25-14-0,83) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged LADYBUG (29-4709)
(25-22-1,64) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Down 19.  BULL DURHAM overpowered LADYBUG in a 1
minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.  Didn't they just do this?  We haven't
gotten all the china cleaned out of the sands even now.  (Be careful where you fall,
as china shards are sharp.)
     VANISH (73-4633) (16-6-1,68) of THE INANIMATES challenged HARLEY THE CADAVER
(18-5366) (24-48-3,74) of STREET PIZZA.  Up 6.  VANISH overcame HARLEY THE CADAVER in
a 2 minute Challenge bout.  It is no easy business to make a cadaver vanish, which is
why so many ill-intentioned people come to grief.
     REVANENT (15-4770) (21-12-2,100) of BLOODSWORN challenged AEDON (7-4295) (57-58-
1,146) of BLADES OF ICE.  up 46.  REVANENT was unbelievably bested by AEDON in a
popular 4 minute Challenge fight.  I can only wonder why the bookies (they have a lot
to say with writing the basic reports) considered this victory "unbelievable."  Are
there hidden factors at work?
     HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (34-18-1,133) of SKI TAOS challenged HEBEE (38-4359)
(27-33-0,123) of ALL FINESSE.  Down 10.  HUNZICKER BOWL vanquished HEBEE in a 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.  One can only speculate, perhaps rather wildly, as to
what dramatic events lie behind these simple sentences.  Do we see Hebee finessed
into a tree on a downhill run?  Was there some dark significance in the disappearance
of Hebee's water-bottle after the fight began, some reason to prevent it being
examined?
     DON KING (47-5374) (20-16-2,101) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BLACK EYES (46-2820)
(23-18-0,120) of THE FURIOUS FIVE.  Up 19.  DON KING handily defeated BLACK EYES in a
1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  And how, you may ask, was this "handy"?  Why, but
the use of Don's two hands to black both his opponent's eyes simultaneously.  A
remarkable feat, heretofore accomplised only by, ah, I forget the name.  A stooge of
some kind.

     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (25-8-1,171) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged BECKY (17-5782)
(46-28-5,165) of BLADES OF STEEL.  Down 6.  LONDON QUIREBOY slimly won victory over
BECKY in a 3 minute Challenge competition.  And a very tuneful competition it was,
too.  No doubt that was Becky's downfall, as she was expected origami.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (27-14-1,178) of HANGOVERS challenged FAT BACK (96-
1610) (32-20-4,204) of KILLING ME SOFTLY.  Up 26.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE was defeated by
FAT BACK in an exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.  At the end of which time the
whole arena was so slippery and greasy that we had to wait half an hour for the
janitors to rake out the old sand and bring in fresh.  It isn't easy, being a janitor
on the Isle.
     POPE PAUL II (79-1317) (30-24-0,205) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged PORK ROLL (97-
1634) (30-22-5,194) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  Down 11.  POPE PAUL II savagely defeated
PORK ROLL in a 6 minute Challenge competition.  Ah.  Um.  Something intensely
theological, apparently.  Not my gig.
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (18-4-1,198) of SPARF! challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (93-
120-3,196) of RHYME TYME.  Down 2.  VIKING RAIDER devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight.  Splendidly done, Mr. Raider!  Debone that Cod and salt it
down.
     CEER (96-1537) (25-23-4,194) of THE BLOODGUARD 2 challenged DESPERADO (77-2459)
(42-22-2,201) of POSSE.  Up 7.  CEER was overpowered by DESPERADO in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge duel.  A tough bird, this Desperado (not to be confused with
others using the same name).

     The TV challenge, for which Bull Frog deserves and gets a salute:  BULL FROG
(73-4547) (21-9-0,92) of THE BULLS TV challenged PINE LEAF (24-4580) (41-49-0,124) of
KRILL CAVALRY.  Up 32.  BULL FROG viciously subdued PINE LEAF in a crowd pleasing 2
minute Challenge fight.  A ribbeting performance.

     And for the title (glad to see a challenge here):  BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850)
(32-20-2,259) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (87-113-4,269) of GIRL
SCOUT COOKIES.  Up 10.  BLACK JACK SHELACK subdued KOOKABURRA in an exciting 1 minute
Challenge Title melee.  That cookie is now CRUMBS.  Congratulations, Jack.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  33  20  2  265  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        31  24  0  215  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            33  20  4  211  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         52  57  0  210  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DESPERADO 77-2459           43  22  2  210  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 STREET RAT 11-3116          34  28  2  210  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      52  19  1  208  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       19   4  1  208  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            58  29  1  206  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     49  37  0  201  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          87 114  4  198  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-MOOSE 56-3459               41  56  0  197  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           30  23  5  196  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  33  37  0  193  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             93 121  3  191  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 CEER 96-1537                25  24  4  191  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (1369)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        54  50  1  185  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-OSCAR 50-3153               38  14  0  184  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     26   8  1  184  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          35  18  7  182  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     27  15  1  180  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  23  11  3  176  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 KONGOL 7-4524               56  56  2  174  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    23   9  0  174  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 BECKY 17-5782               46  29  5  170  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     32  25  1  168  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
-BUCK 1-2291                 65 128  0  160  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
-FEALOST 1-3916              68  96  2  158  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AEDON 7-4295                58  58  1  148  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         21   9  3  145  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554          21  14  0  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      35  18  1  140  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
-MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       51  69  3  134  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         58  83  0  131  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 GIGLIE 25-5130              35   8  0  125  MADTOWN (1381)             LYRATILAN
 DON KING 47-5374            21  16  2  125  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-BROKEN TOE 56-3683          51  73  1  122  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           15  15  5  121  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 HEBEE 38-4359               27  34  0  120  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 BULL FROG 73-4547           22   9  0  116  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 PINE LEAF 24-4580           41  50  0  107  KRILL CAVALRY (1364)       ZORPUNT
 ACID BATH 33-7373           21   9  1  104  DEATH PENALTY (1404)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          23  19  0  101  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REVANENT 15-4770            21  13  2  100  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
 THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  26  33  0   94  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315  16  14  0   94  NO RESPECT II (1399)       DWES EG
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          26  14  0   91  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VANISH 73-4633              17   6  1   77  THE INANIMATES (1361)      ERINIKA
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            14  16  3   73  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           44  48  0   71  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  24  49  3   69  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 LADYBUG 29-4709             25  23  1   62  CARDOW HUNTERS (1084)      LAPUR
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   16  21  2   60  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 SNIPPER 66-3518             32  30  0   59  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            18  11  2   59  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
-JAMES MADISON 99-1268        9   2  3   46  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     9  10  3   34  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    20  18  0   25  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613    32  25  1 AVID FANS 569          STREET RAT 11-3116     463

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

High Lord Bosk -- Well met, Great One!  Tour 07 was MOST hussah!  Rush sounded better
than ever!  Snakes and Arrows is a great CD.  The feasting, swilling and gaming were
great AND grand!  Polaris was nearly torn asunder by the great forces that collided
but once again we prevailed!  I make The Sign of The Hammer AND of The Axe my
brother!  Tal. -- The Icelord

Hunzicker Bowl -- I was okay with the idea until I found out the bowl was full of
pinto beans.  I don't care HOW much chile and cumin you put into it, pinto beans
don't slice it for me.  So I'll pass on this. -- Pine Leaf
P.S.  I don't know where Olaf is coming from with this "snow slide" business.  It
isn't the season for it.

      If Debby's already looking for her skis, it's the season.

Vanish -- And the sooner the better, if you ask me. -- Snipper
P.S.  Olaf has a point about your alleged inanimation.  I'm not seeing any of that.

Bull Durham -- OH, dear.  (looking around sadly)  That WAS my china shop.  Now... oh,
dear.  Landfill, I think. -- Ladybug
P.S.  Somehow, I seem to be having Very Bad Luck getting the china shop going here on
the Isle.  People just don't seem INTERESTED.

Scrapple -- The Brick Wall views you, in so far as a wall could be said to "view"
anything, with blank incomprehension.  It doesn't eat, so "scrapple as food" is a
meaningless concept to it, and apparently it considers you an "unsuitable material"
for building more walls. -- Snipper, for the Brick Wall

Olaf Modeen -- I do not "party."  Life is too short to spend it so fruitlessly. --
Ladybug, believer in fruit (raspberries are good)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BULL FROG viciously subdued PINE LEAF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK subdued KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
CEER was overpowered by DESPERADO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
VIKING RAIDER devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
POPE PAUL II savagely defeated PORK ROLL in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE was defeated by FAT BACK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
LONDON QUIREBOY slimly won victory over BECKY in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
DON KING handily defeated BLACK EYES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HUNZICKER BOWL vanquished HEBEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
REVANENT was unbelievably bested by AEDON in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
VANISH overcame HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BULL DURHAM overpowered LADYBUG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
TENACIOUS slimly won victory over UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a exciting 12 minute contest.
HELM HAMMERHAND devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was slaughtered by STREET RAT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD was vanquished by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
KONGOL bested HEAD CHEESE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
REDDI WHIP subdued GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute bout.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART savagely defeated GIGLIE in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
ACID BATH slimly lost to BLOOD PIE in a 2 minute contest.
SCRAPPLE was overpowered by THE SINGING BANDIT in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BLOODY BRAINLESS was subdued by SNIPPER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PUMPING ON STEELE vanquished OBSIDIAN in a 2 minute gory mismatched fray.
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER was savagely defeated by BRICK WALL in a popular 6 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  21 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    53 -  35 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  28 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       34 -  37 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  60 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        17 -  28 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850  33  20  2  265 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
TOTAL PARRY      POPE PAUL II 79-1317       31  24  0  215 CHAPEL ROCK (776)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           33  20  4  211 KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          43  22  2  210 POSSE (1362)
STRIKING ATTACK  STREET RAT 11-3116         34  28  2  210 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151         87 114  4  198 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)
WALL OF STEEL    TYMARIS RAVENSWOO 53-5637  33  37  0  193 PUERCO'S PINATA (700)
PARRY-STRIKE     UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940   23   9  0  174 THE STORMGUARDS (132)
AIMED BLOW       A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613    32  25  1  168 AVID FANS (569)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANNABEL 
BLACKHEART 65-6769, PORK ROLL 97-1634, BULL FROG 73-4547, REVANENT 15-4770, POPE PAUL 
II 79-1317, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, BECKY 17-5782, BRICK WALL 1-7478, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 
59-2323, and TENACIOUS 7-5337.

The least popular fighter this week was HEAD CHEESE 96-1920.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, LADYBUG 29-4709, HEBEE 38-4359, MOD 
COD 55-2638, CEER 96-1537, STREET RAT 11-3116, BLACK EYES 46-2820, KOOKABURRA 
33-4151, OBSIDIAN 36-7135, and SNIPPER 66-3518.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 1  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      1  0 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  3 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRICK WALL 1-7478           44  48  0   71  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1082)   MORDANT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          26  14  0   91  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            58  29  1  206  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 STREET RAT 11-3116          34  28  2  210  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 REVANENT 15-4770            21  13  2  100  BLOODSWORN (1402)          MALCORN
 BECKY 17-5782               46  29  5  170  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  24  49  3   69  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      35  18  1  140  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      52  19  1  208  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 GIGLIE 25-5130              35   8  0  125  MADTOWN (1381)             LYRATILAN
 LADYBUG 29-4709             25  23  1   62  CARDOW HUNTERS (1084)      LAPUR
 HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     49  37  0  201  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          87 114  4  198  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135            18  11  2   59  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         58  83  0  131  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   16  21  2   60  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     32  25  1  168  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          23  19  0  101  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  33  20  2  265  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  33  37  0  193  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       19   4  1  208  SPARF! (1372)              TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638             93 121  3  191  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     26   8  1  184  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  23  11  3  176  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 SNIPPER 66-3518             32  30  0   59  WHIPPERSNAPPERS (1097)     TARRGIR
 BULL FROG 73-4547           22   9  0  116  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           43  22  2  210  POSSE (1362)               MAZGOURRAH
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        31  24  0  215  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315  16  14  0   94  NO RESPECT II (1399)       DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            33  20  4  211  KILLING ME SOFTLY (1367)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           30  23  5  196  KILLING ME SOFTER (1368)   SHADOW GROVE