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Date   : 02/20/2008    Duedate: 03/04/2008

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-474

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STREET PIZZA 18/173   550  443  3 55.4    3 ALL FINESSE 38/1236   289  276  2 51.2
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                      SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                  
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 NO RESPECT II 82/1399                 
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                   SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
  2 SKI TAOS 23/1070      940  834 13 53.0      THE INANIMATES 73/1361                
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1423                     4-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516  185  177  2 51.1
    THE BULLS 73/1144                           THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121              
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                    5-MADTOWN 25/1381         2    2  0 50.0
    REAL BEER 21/1116                         6 THE STORMGUAR 31/132  148  167  2 47.0
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073                  7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  451  601  9 42.9
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1421                   8 RHYME TYME 55/449     617  872 15 41.4
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804                
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                        9 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  597  971  6 38.1
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                  10 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408    5   21  0 19.2
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ 17/1414            
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/1422              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Again and again, eh?  But we have a decent showing today.  Only eighteen fights
(involving one standby), it's true, but ten are challenges.  That counts for
something, shows people are taking an interest.  No tv challenges, but so it goes.
     Novgorodny Vir seems to feel that someone here is taking speech lessons in order
to bore their opponents to death.  I don't believe that, the longest fight was only
seven minutes, and I don't think we have anyone here who can get bored THAT fast.  It
isn't like Debby Tonte spends much time here.
     Gerfel's Friends were seriously avoided by Royal Flush.  Jealousy, no doubt.
     Unzoe the Shaman got the most challenges.  Considering that people issued
several challenges here, that says something.  Possibly something unprintable, but
life is often like that.
     So, let's talk about the fights.

     HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (20-46-0,33) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought CAFFREY'S (21-4748)
(13-2-1,58) of REAL BEER.  HUW AP HUW was devastated by CAFFREY'S in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  Ah, was it Huw who confessed that he LIKES real beer?  Obviously a man
of good taste if only mediocre gladiatorial skills.  And as to that lack of skills,
well, this IS Home Guard.
     BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (13-16-3,45) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought AIM SEDUCE
HAMMER (17-6815) (23-9-1,45) of AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ.  BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered AIM
SEDUCE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Do we take this to indicate that
beating A.S. Hammer takes no brains?  Maybe it was luck, eh?  And that grim
Bloodgames experience, never forget that.  Regular gladiators know they MIGHT die on
the sands, Bloodgames gladiators know that they probably WILL die.  And if they
don't, well, it gives 'em an edge in attitude.
     RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (16-6-1,100) of USELESS TOOLS fought JOHN WAYNE HAMMER
(42-4213) (18-29-2,47) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ.  RUBBER KNIFE demolished JOHN WAYNE
HAMMER in an exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.  Now, there's a come-down for the
tough guy from Rodeki.  With a rubber knife and little regular-arena experience.  At
least it was exciting.  To the spectators.
     MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (39-80-1,128) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SUGARBEET (7-
5219) (33-35-1,107) of SUGAR AND SPICE.  MATH OP OWAIN viciously subdued SUGARBEET in
a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.  Again?  And it's a random match.  Somebody out
there likes to see these two fight.  The gods know why, but the who is probably Harv
Threepstone, our handicapper.  He's known to like a bet now and then, but he isn't
supposed to be betting on the fights.
     HARLEY THE CADAVER (18-5366) (31-52-3,179) of STREET PIZZA fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (61-90-0,139) of JUST BECAUSE.  HARLEY THE CADAVER was vanquished by GAR &
BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  That's gotta smart for Harley.  Not to mention
that he lost thirty points in that match and Gar walked away with an additional
thirty-one.  A tip, no doubt.
     BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (20-20-5,168) of WHY SELL THIS? fought HUNZICKER BOWL (23-
4182) (38-20-1,129) of SKI TAOS.  BLOOD PIE was savagely defeated by HUNZICKER BOWL
in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.  Now you know:  The Taosenos are serious about
their cuisine (that being the stuff they put in their bowls), and they do NOT do
blood pie.
     HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (26-14-3,167) of WHY SELL THIS? fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (25-34-1,135) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  HEAD CHEESE viciously subdued OWAIN HARLSON
in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody bout.  You gotta hand it to Owain, he did try to
eat that all.  I hear he threw up on the way to the Infirmary afterward, though.  It
was probably the onions.  Tricky things, onions.

     Ah!  The challenge matches.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (11-11-0,67) of CONSORTIUM CRAP challenged JAMES MADISON
(99-1268) (12-7-3,69) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO.  Up 2.  LAND OF FLUSH devastated JAMES
MADISON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.  Well, naturally.  A tough old
bird like Jimmy Madison, who never used a paragraph if he could do a run-on sentence
instead, didn't know about... flush.  Too modern.
     VANISH (73-4633) (22-8-1,74) of THE INANIMATES challenged TOTTI (17-5991) (13-5-
2,74) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL.  Straight across.  VANISH overpowered TOTTI in an exciting
1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  That fight was so fast, it was practically a
vanishing act!  Now you see 'em, now you don't.
     PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) (19-11-0,90) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged MISCHIEVOUS
IMP (1-7627) (34-20-3,84) of SWEORDMASTERS.  Down 6.  PRIVATE ROOM vanquished
MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  But of course.  After all,
it was a *private* room, no room for extraneous imps in there.
     PUMPING ON STEELE (82-33221) (18-19-0,144) of NO RESPECT II challenged CADAL
(35-1370) (43-86-4,142) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Down 2.  PUMPING ON STEELE was
vanquished by CADAL in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.  So, experience
counts, I see, even over skill.  Some days are like that.  A-one, a-two, a-three....
     CUBA (26-3917) (25-11-0,114) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (32-87-2,131) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 17.  CUBA handily defeated TAVIS
CADFALSON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  I think it must've been the cigars.
Can't stand 'em, myself.  Too much risk of setting myself on fire, you know?  Bad
plan.  Sometimes being dead is a nuisance.

     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (26-8-4,149) of THE BULLS challenged SCRAPPLE (97-1961)
(23-17-3,168) of WHY SELL THIS?  Up 19.  BASE ON BULLS savagely defeated SCRAPPLE in
an exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle.  Little known fact here:  Bulls eat
scrapple.  They love it.  Just goes to show.
     DEACON BLUE (79-945) (28-24-0,163) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged UNZOE THE SHAMAN
(31-4940) (29-13-0,148) of THE STORMGUARDS.  Down 15.  DEACON BLUE demolished UNZOE
THE SHAMAN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  The Shaman doesn't do chapel.  Well
known for it.
     FANNY BELT (28-1804) (44-26-1,182) of OTTO'S MECHANICS challenged CAT IN THE HAT
(24-3103) (58-23-1,189) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  Up 7.  FANNY BELT was vanquished by CAT
IN THE HAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  The Cat made a limerick about
it, but it's, ah, well, I don't think Ed would let it past, so you'll just have to
imagine it.  You can probably imagine a better one anyway.
     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (25-16-0,200) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged MOD COD (55-2638)
(98-126-3,207) of RHYME TYME.  Up 7.  ACE METRIC was demolished by MOD COD in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  You got my sympathies, Ace.  Fish gets
me like that, too.  I gotta wonder why people eat the darned things; just looking at
'em should tell anyone but a hungry man that fish are not to be eaten.  Scales!
     TENACIOUS (7-5337) (61-33-1,193) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged BULL DURHAM (5-
4324) (32-15-1,210) of PARTY ANIMALS.  Up 17.  TENACIOUS slimly won victory over BULL
DURHAM in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  And a slim and graceful beauty she is, too.
Headed for the title again, Tenacious?

     And speaking of the title:  STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (48-41-1,244) of ROYAL FLUSH
fought SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG (101-31) (0-0-0,220) of the Local Louts 101.  Our only
standby match, wouldn't you know it?  It says here on the program that the Gollywog
tried to grab some roses, which tells you just how smart the seven-eyed freak is:  he
got a fist full of thorns.  STEVE MCQUEEN subdued SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 2 minute
Title match.  Our congratulations to Steve McQueen, who makes a much better Captain
of the Guard than the Gollywog would.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       49  41  1  250  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             99 126  3  223  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            62  33  1  212  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      59  23  1  207  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          32  16  1  201  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          25  17  0  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          44  27  1  183  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218         34  28  1  182  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEACON BLUE 79-945          29  24  0  178  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
-STREET RAT 11-3116          38  33  2  177  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
-APPLE JACK 47-4011          37  29  4  176  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         62  90  0  170  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       27   8  4  170  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         27  14  3  169  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            23  18  3  161  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
-BLACK EYES 46-2820          28  23  0  158  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      39  20  1  157  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 CADAL 35-1370               44  86  4  156  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  31  53  3  149  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           20  21  5  148  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       25  35  1  144  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    29  14  0  143  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-DON KING 47-5374            23  20  2  137  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-GIGLIE 25-5130              37   9  0  135  MADTOWN (1381)             LYRATILAN
 CUBA 26-3917                26  11  0  134  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315  18  20  0  133  NO RESPECT II (1399)       DWES EG
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       40  80  1  131  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-HEBEE 38-4359               28  39  0  124  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  30  38  0  118  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     32  88  2  116  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            33  36  1  107  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        17   6  1  102  USELESS TOOLS (1423)       ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620        20  11  0  100  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LARRY KING 1-7893           25  14  0   89  DEATH'S DOOR (1380)        MORDANT
 VANISH 73-4633              23   8  1   89  THE INANIMATES (1361)      ERINIKA
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       12  11  0   81  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1421)     ARUAK CITY
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      34  21  3   78  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 TOTTI 17-5991               13   6  2   69  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (1422)    ALJAFIR
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    14  16  3   63  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 CAFFREY'S 21-4748           14   2  1   63  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       12   8  3   58  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   18  30  2   53  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 AIM SEDUCE HAMMER 17-6815   23  10  1   35  AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ (1414)  ALJAFIR
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          20  47  0   32  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sugarbeet -- I suppose it makes a kind of sense that a golem should be relentless.
But!  I have been reading up on sugar beets, and it says that I need to crush you and
grind you and boil you over a hot fire.  This I can do if I must.  And since I am
adventuring (see the Lapur newsletter), I need all the wins I can get.  Sugar
wouldn't hurt, either, as being a very portable and concentrated form of calories. --
Math op Owain

Blood Pie -- (shudder)  I'm glad I'm not with Math on that adventure, or a loss to
you would be a very bad omen indeed. -- Owain Harlson

The Singing Bandit -- Can you do that in the key of C? -- Cadal

Giglie -- That is a ridiculous name for a gladiator, though I must admit I've seen
even worse.  And one who fights as you do can probably get away with being called
just about anything. -- Tavis Cadfalson

Caffrey's -- Ah, that was a Real Beer! -- Huw ap Huw
P.S.  Olaf, I like real beer.

Olaf -- It was just in the wrong key! -- Cadal

15 January 2008
                                 Order of Lost Souls

     Where there is a beginning, there is an end.  Where there is a whole, there is a
part.  Where there is light, there is dark.  All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
     Many a person has walked this land in one form or another.  Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows?  Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place.  Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
     Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure.  Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others.  They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge.  They are flesh and blood of one sort of another.  They cast a shadow as
all things living do.  Blood courses through their veins.
     These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere.  Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others.  These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold.  For not even time can find those that
are truly lost.  Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games.  In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other.  It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been.  LIFE.
     A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land.  The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
     A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other.  They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch.  The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change.  No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped.  Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole.  A discussion ensued between them.  They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing.  Then
came the next thought.  If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
     The group settled down to think things through.  They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept.  They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones.  If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
     This was how it began and how it still is.  The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began.  The original members numbered six.  They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch.  These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them.  Through blood and
death they lived through others.  One day hoping to live for themselves.  For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....

28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS:  Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept:  An ALL-BASHER
arena.  The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher.  That's it.  RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there.  If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me:  chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.

Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger

2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas.  This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized.  If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month!  You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters.  You can send a diplo to The Saint.  You can put an ad in
the newsletter.  Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TENACIOUS slimly won victory over BULL DURHAM in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ACE METRIC was demolished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FANNY BELT was vanquished by CAT IN THE HAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DEACON BLUE demolished UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BASE ON BULLS savagely defeated SCRAPPLE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle.
CUBA handily defeated TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PUMPING ON STEELE was vanquished by CADAL in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PRIVATE ROOM vanquished MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VANISH overpowered TOTTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LAND OF FLUSH devastated JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
STEVE MCQUEEN subdued SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 2 minute Title match.
HEAD CHEESE viciously subdued OWAIN HARLSON in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody bout.
BLOOD PIE was savagely defeated by HUNZICKER BOWL in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was vanquished by GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MATH OP OWAIN viciously subdued SUGARBEET in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
RUBBER KNIFE demolished JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered AIM SEDUCE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUW AP HUW was devastated by CAFFREY'S in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   2 -  0      88  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  27 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  31 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        22 -  28 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  20 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  18 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 474 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908      49  41  1  250 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638            99 126  3  223 RHYME TYME (449)
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337           62  33  1  212 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     59  23  1  207 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE METRIC 47-3554         25  17  0  190 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
WALL OF STEEL    BASE ON BULLS 73-3101      27   8  4  170 THE BULLS (1144)
PARRY-LUNGE      SCRAPPLE 97-1961           23  18  3  161 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
BASHING ATTACK   CADAL 35-1370              44  86  4  156 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE     UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940   29  14  0  143 THE STORMGUARDS (132)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.  The ten other most popular fighters were BASE ON BULLS 
73-3101, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, CADAL 35-1370, 
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620, RUBBER KNIFE 
57-2546, and CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103.

The least popular fighter this week was HUW AP HUW 35-3030.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AIM SEDUCE HAMMER 17-6815, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, JOHN WAYNE 
HAMMER 42-4213, SUGARBEET 7-5219, HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366, PUMPING ON STEELE 
82--32315, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, and 
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  3 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      34  21  3   78  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          32  16  1  201  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            62  33  1  212  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       12  11  0   81  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1421)     ARUAK CITY
 TOTTI 17-5991               13   6  2   69  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (1422)    ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  31  53  3  149  STREET PIZZA (173)         TALCAMA
 CAFFREY'S 21-4748           14   2  1   63  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      39  20  1  157  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      59  23  1  207  THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)      ZORPUNT
 CUBA 26-3917                26  11  0  134  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          44  27  1  183  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    29  14  0  143  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 CADAL 35-1370               44  86  4  156  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         62  90  0  170  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   18  30  2   53  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       49  41  1  250  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MOD COD 55-2638             99 126  3  223  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        17   6  1  102  USELESS TOOLS (1423)       ANDOR
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       27   8  4  170  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 DEACON BLUE 79-945          29  24  0  178  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315  18  20  0  133  NO RESPECT II (1399)       DWES EG
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         27  14  3  169  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            23  18  3  161  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       12   8  3   58  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE