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Date : 03/05/2008 Duedate: 03/18/2008
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-475
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/173 556 443 3 55.7 3 COLLUSION 97/1426 293 279 2 51.2
WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 NO RESPECT II 82/1399
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 THE INANIMATES 73/1361
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210
2-SKI TAOS 23/1070 940 834 13 53.0 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1421 4 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 186 179 2 51.0
THE BULLS 73/1144 THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 5-MADTOWN 25/1381 2 2 0 50.0
REAL BEER 21/1116 6-THE STORMGUAR 31/132 148 167 2 47.0
OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 452 601 9 42.9
USELESS TOOLS 57/1423 8 RHYME TYME 55/449 617 874 15 41.4
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/804
CHAPEL ROCK 79/776 9 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 597 976 6 38.0
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 10 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408 7 21 0 25.0
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ 17/1414
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/1422 11 AVERAGE GUYS 56/1424 1 1 0 50.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You elder fighters surely remember me. Well, maybe not, so many blows to the
head, a memory can get a little shaky. The younger ones may call me "Olaf Modeen,
Sir." I return to HOME GUARD once again! And find myself wondering why I bother.
Fifteen fights, no challenges no avoids? At least there were only two standbys on
the sands today. Here, anyway. Elsewhere, who knows? Or cares, I suppose, but
Elsewhere isn't my problem. Finding something to say here, whether anybody's
listening or not, THAT is my problem.
"No matter the time or place, men will always duel." Both true and untrue.
Compete, yes, step out on the sands with swords... sometimes. And sometimes not.
But HERE, yes, always, or at least every two weeks.
What a role model for HOME GUARD's young 'uns! STEVE MCQUEEN becomes Captain
of the Guard, but don't bother to fight no more! Sometimes I use bad grammar to be
"folksy." Or maybe it's "colorful," I forget. Whatever.
I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow
fighters? Tough! I'm saving that to finance my eventual retirement. I suppose you
think dead people don't need much retirement money, but you'd be surprised. Being
dead isn't cheap these days.
Warriors of HOME GUARD unite. You have only your games to lose! Sounds good,
means little. Always a good filler. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? This could indicate a malfunction of the "agelessness" spell
that is cast on everyone here. Will we be seeing children, then infants, out on the
sands? Who can tell, but it might make a change. To die so young, so gloriously!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
Well, other than preventing aging. Some place on the beach, with fishing, and a few
babes for decor, that kind of thing.
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull
Olaf. Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills
and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-4213) (18-30-2,53) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ fought
MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (34-21-3,78) of SWEORDMASTERS. JOHN WAYNE HAMMER
overpowered MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
VANISH (73-4633) (23-8-1,89) of THE INANIMATES fought AARON (56-3636) (17-4-
3,58) of AVERAGE GUYS. VANISH was overcome by AARON in a popular 3 minute gruesome
conflict.
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (14-16-3,63) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of Random Street People. BLOODY BRAINLESS demolished B&G BOUNCER
in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SANDMAN (97-2610) (9-1-3,31) of COLLUSION fought MATT (56-3637) (16-5-0,53) of
AVERAGE GUYS. SANDMAN demolished MATT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched competition.
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (10-0-5,35) of COLLUSION fought AIM SEDUCE HAMMER (17-6815)
(23-10-1,35) of AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ. SNOTMAN was overpowered by AIM SEDUCE HAMMER in
a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (12-8-3,58) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought HUW AP HUW
(35-3030) (20-47-0,32) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. JAMES MADISON overpowered HUW AP HUW in
an action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUGARBEET (7-5219) (33-36-1,107) of SUGAR AND SPICE fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (25-35-1,144) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SUGARBEET overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1
minute uneven duel. Laughs were big (so they say) at SUGAR AND SPICE while they
watched SUGARBEET clobber OWAIN HARLSON. He lost 29 points and got bruised from
objects thrown from the stands. I bet if he'd lost twenty-nine pounds, he'd be
cheering.
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (20-21-5,148) of WHY SELL THIS? fought THEATRE BUM (101-6)
(0-0-0,130) of Random Street People. BLOOD PIE vanquished THEATRE BUM in an action
packed 1 minute uneven duel.
STREET RAT (11-3116) (38-33-2,177) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought MATH OP OWAIN
(35-1418) (40-80-1,131) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. STREET RAT bested MATH OP OWAIN in a
popular 2 minute gruesome competition.
CADAL (35-1370) (44-86-4,156) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought HARLEY THE CADAVER
(18-5366) (31-53-3,149) of STREET PIZZA. CADAL was viciously subdued by HARLEY THE
CADAVER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (62-90-0,170) of JUST BECAUSE fought THE SINGING BANDIT
(11-6349) (30-38-0,118) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS. GAR & BRILL subdued THE SINGING BANDIT
in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
BLACK EYES (46-2820) (28-23-0,158) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought PUMPING ON STEELE
(82-33221) (18-20-0,133) of NO RESPECT II. BLACK EYES was bested by PUMPING ON
STEELE in a popular 1 minute fight.
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (23-18-3,161) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (32-88-2,116) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SCRAPPLE defeated TAVIS CADFALSON in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (59-23-1,207) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought HEAD CHEESE
(96-1920) (27-14-3,169) of WHY SELL THIS?. CAT IN THE HAT was viciously subdued by
HEAD CHEESE in a 7 minute battle. What's with HEAD CHEESE? It actually beat THE
SEUSS HEUSS' CAT IN THE HAT, and walked away with 41 more points from the fight. A
new strategy, perhaps?
For the title: TENACIOUS (7-5337) (62-33-1,212) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought MOD
COD (55-2638) (99-126-3,223) of RHYME TYME. TENACIOUS bested MOD COD in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Title fight. Good to see you back on top, Tenacious.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 63 33 1 218 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 49 41 1 250 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 28 14 3 210 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
MOD COD 55-2638 99 127 3 206 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 32 16 1 201 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 25 17 0 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 59 24 1 186 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
-FANNY BELT 28-1804 44 27 1 183 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STREET RAT 11-3116 39 33 2 179 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
-DEACON BLUE 79-945 29 24 0 178 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 63 90 0 172 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 27 8 4 170 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 24 18 3 163 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 32 53 3 161 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 39 20 1 157 SKI TAOS (1070) TI
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 21 21 5 154 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315 19 20 0 154 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CADAL 35-1370 44 87 4 148 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 29 14 0 143 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
BLACK EYES 46-2820 28 24 0 141 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 40 81 1 140 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 34 36 1 136 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
-GIGLIE 25-5130 37 9 0 135 MADTOWN (1381) LYRATILAN
-CUBA 26-3917 26 11 0 134 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 30 39 0 129 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 32 89 2 125 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 25 36 1 115 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 32 9 0 105 DARQUE FORCES (1425) STORMCROWE
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 17 6 1 102 USELESS TOOLS (1423) ANDOR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 20 11 0 100 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LARRY KING 1-7893 25 14 0 89 DEATH'S DOOR (1380) MORDANT
AARON 56-3636 18 4 3 88 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 19 30 2 84 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 12 11 0 81 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1421) ARUAK CITY
-GARTH THE SEAMITE 35-3748 21 12 1 76 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395) MURSKA
VANISH 73-4633 23 9 1 75 THE INANIMATES (1361) ERINIKA
-THE BRIDE 45-4180 22 8 1 75 DARQUE FORCES (1425) STORMCROWE
-TOTTI 17-5991 13 6 2 69 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (1422) ALJAFIR
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 15 16 3 66 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
-CAFFREY'S 21-4748 14 2 1 63 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 13 8 3 62 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
SANDMAN 97-2610 10 1 3 59 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627 34 22 3 55 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
AIM SEDUCE HAMMER 17-6815 24 10 1 50 AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ (1414) ALJAFIR
MATT 56-3637 16 6 0 34 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 20 48 0 30 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SNOTMAN 97-2611 10 1 5 29 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Cuba -- But I don't even like cigars! Or Phoenix, either, not enough to want to go
there. All those people, constantly, irrationally THINKING. The mental static there
is terrible, Calm, creative thought is impossible immersed in that swamp of
intellons, or maybe they're creatons? No, probably just the basic, lowest-common
denominator thoughtons and emotons. It's like, hmm, trying to test a flashlight in
the desert at noon. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Pumping on Steele -- Don't you ever get TIRED of doing that? Most people pump on
iron, anyway. -- Cadal
P.S. No, I suppose as long as you can learn three skills from me, you won't get
tired of it. Okay. So long as you LOSE to do it, works for me.
Head Cheese -- Probably spent too long in Phoenix, that'd be my guess. That's what
HAPPENS to brains immersed in that environment for too long. Between the static and
the polutants, forget it. -- Owain Harlson
Sugarbeet -- What if I decide to treat you as chard, mow you down and eat you with a
dressing of oil and vinegar? There ARE alternatives, you know. -- Math op Owain
P.S. Nothing like being on an adventure to make a man testy.
Caffrey's -- Yeah, well, so long as I stay about half drunk, nobody's going to as ME
to adveture, so I figure even with the hangover, I'm ahead. -- Huw ap Huw
2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas. This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized. If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month! You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters. You can send a diplo to The Saint. You can put an ad in
the newsletter. Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TENACIOUS bested MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
CAT IN THE HAT was viciously subdued by HEAD CHEESE in a 7 minute battle.
SCRAPPLE defeated TAVIS CADFALSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
BLACK EYES was bested by PUMPING ON STEELE in a popular 1 minute fight.
GAR & BRILL subdued THE SINGING BANDIT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
CADAL was viciously subdued by HARLEY THE CADAVER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
STREET RAT bested MATH OP OWAIN in a popular 2 minute gruesome competition.
BLOOD PIE vanquished THEATRE BUM in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SUGARBEET overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JAMES MADISON overpowered HUW AP HUW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SNOTMAN was overpowered by AIM SEDUCE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SANDMAN demolished MATT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched competition.
BLOODY BRAINLESS demolished B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
VANISH was overcome by AARON in a popular 3 minute gruesome conflict.
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER overpowered MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 1 - 0 93 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 27 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 24 - 26 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 31 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 22 - 0 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 18 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 475 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 63 33 1 218 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 99 127 3 206 RHYME TYME (449)
STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 59 24 1 186 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 24 18 3 163 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
AIMED BLOW HARLEY THE CADAVE 18-5366 32 53 3 161 STREET PIZZA (173)
WALL OF STEEL PUMPING ON STEE 82--32315 19 20 0 154 NO RESPECT II (1399)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 44 87 4 148 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 40 81 1 140 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 10 1 5 29 COLLUSION (1426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103. The ten other most popular fighters were GAR & BRILL
38-4252, VANISH 73-4633, MOD COD 55-2638, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, THE SINGING BANDIT
11-6349, STREET RAT 11-3116, HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366, SANDMAN 97-2610, AARON
56-3636, and BLOOD PIE 96-1918.
The least popular fighter this week was SNOTMAN 97-2611. The other ten least popular
fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627, MATT 56-3637, HUW AP HUW
35-3030, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, AIM SEDUCE HAMMER 17-6815, SUGARBEET 7-5219, PUMPING
ON STEELE 82--32315, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, and JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 5 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 3 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627 34 22 3 55 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
TENACIOUS 7-5337 63 33 1 218 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
STREET RAT 11-3116 39 33 2 179 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
AIM SEDUCE HAMMER 17-6815 24 10 1 50 AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ (1414) ALJAFIR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 32 53 3 161 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 59 24 1 186 THE SEUSS HEUSS (804) ZORPUNT
CADAL 35-1370 44 87 4 148 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 63 90 0 172 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 19 30 2 84 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
BLACK EYES 46-2820 28 24 0 141 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
MOD COD 55-2638 99 127 3 206 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
AARON 56-3636 18 4 3 88 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
VANISH 73-4633 23 9 1 75 THE INANIMATES (1361) ERINIKA
PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315 19 20 0 154 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 28 14 3 210 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 24 18 3 163 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 13 8 3 62 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE