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Date   : 05/14/2008    Duedate: 05/27/2008

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DM-101    TURN-480

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STREET PIZZA 18/173   571  457  4 55.5      THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121              
    WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391                    4 COLLUSION 97/1426     308  295  2 51.1
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210                  
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                   ALL FINESSE 38/1236                   
  2 SKI TAOS 23/1070      964  847 15 53.2      NO RESPECT II 82/1399                 
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                    5-GAELIC STORM 47/1427  146  167  1 46.6
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073                  6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  453  605  9 42.8
    THE BULLS 73/1144                         7-RHYME TYME 55/449     621  878 15 41.4
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                       8 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  606  992  6 37.9
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                   9 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408    9   24  0 27.3
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                       10 AVERAGE GUYS 56/1424    2    7  0 22.2
  3 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516  193  181  2 51.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I looked at the lineup for the fights today, and I could just about understand
the Children of Llyr with their minimalist personals.  Eleven fights.  Okay, the
Split has just lopped off a bunch of our regulars.  Still, eleven fights?  Is this an
arena or a few gladiators pushing each other around while waiting in line for a bus?
     Eleven fights and, at least, only one standby.  Whoopee.  Nothing exciting, no
action-packed fights.  Only one challenge, which must mean that the recipient of that
challenge was Most Challenged, yes?  No avoids.

     SANDMAN (97-2610) (12-3-3,69) of COLLUSION fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (20-52-
0,42) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  SANDMAN vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.
     SUI GENERIS (38-4444) (16-8-0,75) of ALL FINESSE fought JAMES MADISON (99-1268)
(15-10-3,54) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO.  SUI GENERIS vanquished JAMES MADISON in a 1
minute uneven fight.
     BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (16-19-3,57) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought COMMANDER
SPUD (31-5149) (14-9-1,64) of MILITARY MAYHEM.  BLOODY BRAINLESS slaughtered
COMMANDER SPUD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
     AARON (56-3636) (19-7-3,57) of AVERAGE GUYS fought SNOTMAN (97-2611) (11-4-5,16)
of COLLUSION.  AARON was viciously subdued by SNOTMAN in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (27-38-1,133) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (63-94-0,148) of JUST BECAUSE.  OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by GAR & BRILL
in a 1 minute mismatched match.

     CADAL (35-1370) (44-91-4,129) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-
4213) (21-32-2,98) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ.  CADAL won victory over JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in
a 2 minute fight.
     THE SINGING BANDIT (11-6349) (32-40-0,170) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought MATH OP
OWAIN (35-1418) (43-82-1,155) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  THE SINGING BANDIT bested MATH OP
OWAIN in a 2 minute brawl.
     DON KING (47-5374) (24-20-2,167) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419)
(34-91-2,138) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  DON KING was overpowered by TAVIS CADFALSON in a
1 minute one-sided fight.
     HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (30-16-3,201) of WHY SELL THIS? fought RIPPY BRICKBOY
(101-1) (0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  HEAD CHEESE savagely defeated RIPPY
BRICKBOY in a unpopular 21 minute bloody duel.
     BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (24-22-5,186) of WHY SELL THIS? fought BLACK EYES (46-2820)
(30-25-0,152) of THE FURIOUS FIVE.  BLOOD PIE was demolished by BLACK EYES in a 1
minute one-sided melee.

     Our sole challenge, and for the title:  TENACIOUS (7-5337) (66-34-1,207) of
BATHTUB ARMADA challenged SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (28-18-3,219) of WHY SELL THIS?  Up 12.
TENACIOUS viciously subdued SCRAPPLE in a 9 minute Challenge Title fight.  And
Tenacious claims, or possibly retains, the title.  I feel that even on this day, a
congratulations is deserved.  After all, Tenny did issue a challenge.  That counts
for a lot, as does winning.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            67  34  1  220  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            28  19  3  206  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         31  16  3  203  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          31  25  0  181  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  33  40  0  172  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     35  91  2  165  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           24  23  5  161  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       43  83  1  155  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         64  94  0  154  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DON KING 47-5374            24  21  2  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315  19  24  0  137  NO RESPECT II (1399)       DWES EG
 CADAL 35-1370               45  91  4  131  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       27  39  1  127  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   21  33  2  100  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    17  19  4   92  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444         17   8  0   83  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
-ROISIN DUBH 47-6038         20  13  1   74  GAELIC STORM (1427)        NORTH FORK
 SANDMAN 97-2610             13   3  3   72  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       15  11  3   51  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
-I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532  13  11  1   51  HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
 COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149      14  10  1   50  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             12   4  5   49  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          20  53  0   42  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 AARON 56-3636               19   8  3   33  AVERAGE GUYS (1424)        ROCANIS
-MATT 56-3637                16   8  0   30  AVERAGE GUYS (1424)        ROCANIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149    14  10  1 MILITARY MAYHEM 133    BLOODY BRAINLESS 31-2206  480

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Cuba -- Good fight. -- Cadal

Pumping on Steele -- Good fight. -- Math op Owain

Black Eyes -- Good fight. -- Owain Harlson

Rubber Knife -- Good fight. -- Tavis Cadfalson

Caffrey's -- Good fight. -- Huw ap Huw

Olaf -- Good spy report. -- the Children of Llyr

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TENACIOUS viciously subdued SCRAPPLE in a 9 minute Challenge Title fight.
BLOOD PIE was demolished by BLACK EYES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HEAD CHEESE savagely defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a unpopular 21 minute bloody duel.
DON KING was overpowered by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE SINGING BANDIT bested MATH OP OWAIN in a 2 minute brawl.
CADAL won victory over JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 2 minute fight.
OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AARON was viciously subdued by SNOTMAN in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BLOODY BRAINLESS slaughtered COMMANDER SPUD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SUI GENERIS vanquished JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SANDMAN vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   3 -  0      81  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  11 -  1      73  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  26 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  29 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        21 -  25 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  24 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 480 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337           67  34  1  220 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-LUNGE      SCRAPPLE 97-1961           28  19  3  206 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
AIMED BLOW       BLACK EYES 46-2820         31  25  0  181 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    35  91  2  165 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      43  83  1  155 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAR & BRILL 38-4252        64  94  0  154 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
BASHING ATTACK   CADAL 35-1370              45  91  4  131 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNOTMAN 97-2611            12   4  5   49 COLLUSION (1426)
WALL OF STEEL    AARON 56-3636              19   8  3   33 AVERAGE GUYS (1424)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SCRAPPLE 97-1961.  The ten other most popular fighters were TENACIOUS 
7-5337, CADAL 35-1370, SNOTMAN 97-2611, THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349, BLACK EYES 
46-2820, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213, 
GAR & BRILL 38-4252, and BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206.

The least popular fighter this week was HEAD CHEESE 96-1920.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HUW AP HUW 35-3030, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, OWAIN HARLSON 
35-3130, DON KING 47-5374, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149, AARON 56-3636, 
SANDMAN 97-2610, SUI GENERIS 38-4444, and BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 1  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           2  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            67  34  1  220  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  33  40  0  172  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149      14  10  1   50  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     35  91  2  165  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         64  94  0  154  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   21  33  2  100  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 BLACK EYES 46-2820          31  25  0  181  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            24  21  2  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 AARON 56-3636               19   8  3   33  AVERAGE GUYS (1424)        ROCANIS
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         31  16  3  203  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            28  19  3  206  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       15  11  3   51  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE