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Date : 05/28/2008 Duedate: 06/10/2008
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DM-101 TURN-481
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/173 574 459 4 55.6 THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121
WHY SELL THIS? 97/1391 4 COLLUSION 97/1426 311 296 3 51.2
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 ALL FINESSE 38/1236
2 SKI TAOS 23/1070 965 849 15 53.2 NO RESPECT II 82/1399
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 5 GAELIC STORM 47/1427 147 169 1 46.5
OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 VILE REAVERS 59/1370
THE BULLS 73/1144 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 454 605 9 42.9
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 7-RHYME TYME 55/449 621 878 15 41.4
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 608 995 6 37.9
HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1384 9 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408 9 25 0 26.5
3-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 193 181 2 51.6 10 AVERAGE GUYS 56/1424 2 8 0 20.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, here we are. Some of us, anyway. Twelve fights? If we don't watch out,
they'll close us down! Of course, it could be worse, there was only one satndby.
Two actual challenges, even. Military Mayhem avoided Collusion, which sounds like a
plan to me. Snotman got the most challenges, which may simply mean the slimey dude
was double-challenged by one person. Who knows?
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (15-11-3,51) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought SUI GENERIS
(38-4444) (17-8-0,83) of ALL FINESSE. JAMES MADISON demolished SUI GENERIS in a 1
minute mismatched match. It takes an extra something to get elected when you're
dead.
I OF THE KNEE DOLL (71-3532) (13-11-1,51) of HAZAARDS OF CLONING fought ROISIN
DUBH (47-6038) (20-13-1,74) of GAELIC STORM. I OF THE KNEE DOLL was overcome by
ROISIN DUBH in a popular 3 minute bout. Ho! If you want to stump an opponent,
Roisin, invite them to play gwyddbwyll. Or even just to pronounce it.
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (17-19-4,92) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought HUW AP HUW
(35-3030) (20-53-0,42) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered HUW AP HUW
in a 1 minute one-sided fight. That made a matched pair out on the sands, you know.
Both of 'em brainless and bloody.
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-4213) (21-33-2,100) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ fought MEAN
SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-0,70) of Guys Who Always Show Up. JOHN WAYNE HAMMER was
overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven duel. And Mean laughed. A tough
cookie.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (27-39-1,127) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought DON KING (47-
5374) (24-21-2,142) of ROYAL FLUSH. OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by DON KING in a 1
minute uneven duel. That Owain! He just doesn't pay attention. And he drinks the
night before the fights.
CADAL (35-1370) (45-91-4,131) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought URG GUTSPILLER (59-
2561) (26-16-1,117) of VILE REAVERS. CADAL viciously subdued URG GUTSPILLER in an
action packed 2 minute gruesome fight. I could think of lots of ways to subdue an
Urg Gutspiller, most of them involving large, unwisely chosen meals followed by a
kick to the belly.
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (35-25-0,164) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (35-91-2,165) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. WRETCHEDMISERY was devastated by TAVIS
CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched match. Always good to see a gladiator getting
what he or she is searching for.
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (24-23-5,161) of WHY SELL THIS? fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(64-94-0,154) of JUST BECAUSE. BLOOD PIE was devastated by GAR & BRILL in a popular
1 minute uneven brawl. A question arises: Could B. Pie devastate U. Gutspiller? It
seems one of those matches with mythic proportions.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (31-16-3,203) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-
1418) (43-83-1,155) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HEAD CHEESE defeated MATH OP OWAIN in an
exciting 6 minute fight. And here I thought Math was some kind of Big Cheese
himself!
COMMANDER SPUD (31-5149) (14-10-1,50) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged SANDMAN (97-
2610) (13-3-3,72) of COLLUSION. Up 22. COMMANDER SPUD was murdered by SANDMAN in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Ah, really bad luck, Spud. But maybe you can
come back and avenge your own death next time?
AARON (56-3636) (19-8-3,33) of AVERAGE GUYS challenged SNOTMAN (97-2611) (12-4-
5,49) of COLLUSION. Up 16. AARON was viciously subdued by SNOTMAN in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. And to think that Aaron (probably) most-
challenged S.man for this privilege! Sometimes it's hard, being a gladiator.
For the title: TENACIOUS (7-5337) (67-34-1,220) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (28-19-3,206) of WHY SELL THIS? TENACIOUS narrowly defeated
SCRAPPLE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody Title duel. And Tenacious clins,
tenaciously, to the title. Congratulations to both.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 68 34 1 233 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 28 20 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 32 16 3 205 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 36 91 2 181 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-BLACK EYES 46-2820 31 25 0 181 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 65 94 0 172 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 33 40 0 172 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 43 84 1 168 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 35 26 0 154 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DON KING 47-5374 25 21 2 149 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 24 24 5 148 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
CADAL 35-1370 46 91 4 140 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315 19 24 0 137 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 27 40 1 122 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 26 17 1 117 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDMAN 97-2610 14 3 4 96 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 18 19 4 94 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 16 11 3 82 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 21 13 1 76 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 21 34 2 75 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
SNOTMAN 97-2611 13 4 5 59 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
SUI GENERIS 38-4444 17 9 0 58 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532 13 12 1 57 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149 14 11 1 49 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 20 54 0 45 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
AARON 56-3636 19 9 3 34 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149 14 11 1 MILITARY MAYHEM 133 SANDMAN 31-2610 481
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Don King -- Good fight. -- Tavis Cadfalson
The Singing Bandit -- Good fight. -- Math op Owain
John Wayne Hammer -- Good fight. -- Cadal
Gar & Brill -- Good fight. -- Owain Harlson
Sandman -- Good fight. -- Huw ap Huw
Olaf -- Good spy report. -- the Children of Llyr
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AARON was viciously subdued by SNOTMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
COMMANDER SPUD was murdered by SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TENACIOUS narrowly defeated SCRAPPLE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody Title duel.
HEAD CHEESE defeated MATH OP OWAIN in a exciting 6 minute fight.
BLOOD PIE was devastated by GAR & BRILL in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
WRETCHEDMISERY was devastated by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CADAL viciously subdued URG GUTSPILLER in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by DON KING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
I OF THE KNEE DOLL was overcome by ROISIN DUBH in a popular 3 minute bout.
JAMES MADISON demolished SUI GENERIS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 11 - 1 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 26 - 1 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 28 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 19 - 26 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 24 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 16 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 481 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 68 34 1 233 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 28 20 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 36 91 2 181 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 65 94 0 172 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 43 84 1 168 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 35 26 0 154 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 46 91 4 140 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 21 34 2 75 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)
WALL OF STEEL AARON 56-3636 19 9 3 34 AVERAGE GUYS (1424)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418. The ten other most popular fighters were I OF THE
KNEE DOLL 71-3532, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, TENACIOUS 7-5337, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SNOTMAN
97-2611, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, CADAL 35-1370, ROISIN DUBH 47-6038, BLOOD PIE 96-1918,
and TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.
The least popular fighter this week was SUI GENERIS 38-4444. The other ten least
popular fighters were HUW AP HUW 35-3030, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213, OWAIN HARLSON
35-3130, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149, SANDMAN 97-2610, AARON
56-3636, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, and DON KING 47-5374.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 1
MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 68 34 1 233 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149 14 11 1 49 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 35 26 0 154 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 36 91 2 181 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 65 94 0 172 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 21 34 2 75 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
DON KING 47-5374 25 21 2 149 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
AARON 56-3636 19 9 3 34 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 26 17 1 117 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532 13 12 1 57 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 32 16 3 205 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 28 20 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 16 11 3 82 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE