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Date : 06/11/2008 Duedate: 06/24/2008
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-482
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CAER SIDHE 41/1218 27 17 0 61.4 5 COLLUSION 97/1426 313 298 3 51.2
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 576 462 4 55.5 ALL FINESSE 38/1236
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 6-GAELIC STORM 47/1427 147 169 1 46.5
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 VILE REAVERS 59/1370
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 968 849 15 53.3 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 455 605 9 42.9
HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1384 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 609 999 7 37.9
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 9 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408 10 25 0 28.6
4 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 194 182 2 51.6 10 AVERAGE GUYS 56/1424 3 8 0 27.3
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And, once again, Fight Day. Conveniently sandwiched between breakfast and
lunch. I suppose it's that "end of school, beginning of summer" thing?
We here in Home Guard had thirteen fights. If I weren't dead, I'd blush in
shame before the other spy reporters. What Zontani Sharp-eyes had to say, not to
mention Snide Clemens, shouldn't be repeated, but you can probably imagine it.
Thirteen fights involving two standbys. Three challenge matches. Collusion was
avoided by Military Mayhem, and Blood Pie got the most challenges.
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-4213) (21-34-2,75) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ fought GWYN AP
NUDD (41-1210) (20-4-0,79) of CAER SIDHE. JOHN WAYNE HAMMER demolished GWYN AP NUDD
in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (20-9-2,89) of THE ILLUMINATI fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(20-54-0,45) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SOUL SCOURGE bested HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing
1 minute conflict.
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (18-19-4,94) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought SUI GENERIS
(38-4444) (17-9-0,58) of ALL FINESSE. BLOODY BRAINLESS was overpowered by SUI
GENERIS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (24-24-5,148) of WHY SELL THIS? fought FAST-FINGERS FRED
(101-7) (0-0-0,110) of Miscellaneous Bods. BLOOD PIE overpowered FAST-FINGERS FRED
in a 2 minute one-sided melee. You will note that this is Most Challenged Blood Pie
fighting a standby? Some days I have to wonder what those statisticians in the
Office use for brains.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (43-84-1,168) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought DON KING (47-
5374) (25-21-2,149) of ROYAL FLUSH. MATH OP OWAIN was vanquished by DON KING in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (65-94-0,172) of JUST BECAUSE fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (27-40-1,122) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. GAR & BRILL vanquished OWAIN HARLSON in an
action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
THE SINGING BANDIT (11-6349) (33-40-0,172) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought CADAL (35-
1370) (46-91-4,140) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. THE SINGING BANDIT slimly won victory over
CADAL in a popular 5 minute competition.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (32-16-3,205) of WHY SELL THIS? fought RIPPY BRICKBOY
(101-1) (0-0-0,200) of Miscellaneous Bods. HEAD CHEESE outlasted RIPPY BRICKBOY in a
20 minute brutal struggle.
BLACK EYES (46-2820) (31-25-0,181) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (36-91-2,181) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. BLACK EYES was murdered by TAVIS
CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Murder is a hard word. I'm not sure
it's the right one here.
AARON (56-3636) (19-9-3,34) of AVERAGE GUYS challenged SNOTMAN (97-2611) (13-4-
5,59) of COLLUSION. Up 25. AARON luckily beat SNOTMAN in a 2 minute gruesome
Challenge fight.
I OF THE KNEE DOLL (71-3532) (13-12-1,57) of HAZAARDS OF CLONING challenged
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (16-11-3,82) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO. Up 25. I OF THE KNEE
DOLL vanquished JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
COMMANDER SPUD (31-5149) (14-11-1,49) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged SANDMAN (97-
2610) (14-3-4,96) of COLLUSION. Up 47. COMMANDER SPUD bested SANDMAN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (68-34-1,233) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought SCRAPPLE (97-1961)
(28-20-3,207) of WHY SELL THIS?. TENACIOUS viciously subdued SCRAPPLE in a popular 7
minute gory Title contest. Congratulations to Tenacious are probably in order. On
order? Coming soon to a newsletter near you.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 69 34 1 245 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 91 3 229 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 33 16 3 209 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 28 21 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 66 94 0 174 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 34 40 0 174 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
BLACK EYES 46-2820 31 26 0 172 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
DON KING 47-5374 26 21 2 170 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 35 26 0 154 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 25 24 5 150 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 43 85 1 149 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CADAL 35-1370 46 92 4 146 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 27 41 1 125 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 26 17 1 117 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 22 34 2 96 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 21 9 2 91 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUI GENERIS 38-4444 18 9 0 86 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149 15 11 1 85 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532 14 12 1 83 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
-ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 21 13 1 76 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 18 20 4 68 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
SANDMAN 97-2610 14 4 4 68 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 20 5 0 67 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 16 12 3 60 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
AARON 56-3636 20 9 3 58 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 20 55 0 54 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SNOTMAN 97-2611 13 5 5 45 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
BLACK EYES 46-2820 31 26 0 THE FURIOUS FIVE 1121 TAVIS CADFALSON 46-1419 482
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Head Cheese -- Good fight. -- Math op Owain
Wretchedmisery -- Good fight. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Urg Gutspiller -- Good fight. -- Cadal
Don King -- Good fight. -- Owain Harlson
Bloody Brainless -- Good fight. -- Huw ap Huw
Olaf -- Good spy report. -- Children of Llyr
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COMMANDER SPUD bested SANDMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
I OF THE KNEE DOLL vanquished JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
AARON luckily beat SNOTMAN in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS viciously subdued SCRAPPLE in a popular 7 minute gory Title contest.
BLACK EYES was murdered by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HEAD CHEESE outlasted RIPPY BRICKBOY in a 20 minute brutal struggle.
THE SINGING BANDIT slimly won victory over CADAL in a popular 5 minute competition.
GAR & BRILL vanquished OWAIN HARLSON in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
MATH OP OWAIN was vanquished by DON KING in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLOOD PIE overpowered FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
BLOODY BRAINLESS was overpowered by SUI GENERIS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOUL SCOURGE bested HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER demolished GWYN AP NUDD in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 10 - 1 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 21 - 2 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 26 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 23 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 26 - 1 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 482 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 69 34 1 245 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 91 3 229 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 28 21 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 66 94 0 174 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
AIMED BLOW THE SINGING BANDI 11-6349 34 40 0 174 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 43 85 1 149 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 46 92 4 146 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 20 5 0 67 CAER SIDHE (1218)
WALL OF STEEL AARON 56-3636 20 9 3 58 AVERAGE GUYS (1424)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 13 5 5 45 COLLUSION (1426)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was CADAL 35-1370. The ten other most popular fighters were SCRAPPLE 97-1961,
TENACIOUS 7-5337, THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349, SNOTMAN 97-2611, TAVIS CADFALSON
35-1419, BLACK EYES 46-2820, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, COMMANDER SPUD
31-5149, and AARON 56-3636.
The least popular fighter this week was HEAD CHEESE 96-1920. The other ten least
popular fighters were HUW AP HUW 35-3030, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, JAMES MADISON
99-1268, GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, SANDMAN
97-2610, SUI GENERIS 38-4444, I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532, and JOHN WAYNE HAMMER
42-4213.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 3 0
MURSKA(35) 1 4 1 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 69 34 1 245 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 34 40 0 174 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 21 9 2 91 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149 15 11 1 85 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 91 3 229 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 66 94 0 174 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 20 5 0 67 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 22 34 2 96 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
BLACK EYES 46-2820 31 26 0 172 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
DON KING 47-5374 26 21 2 170 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
AARON 56-3636 20 9 3 58 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532 14 12 1 83 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 33 16 3 209 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 28 21 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 16 12 3 60 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!
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The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking
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