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Date : 06/25/2008 Duedate: 07/08/2008
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DM-101 TURN-483
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MENAGERIE 26/1137 29 18 0 61.7 5 COLLUSION 97/1426 314 300 3 51.1
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 ALL FINESSE 38/1236
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 580 463 4 55.6 6 GAELIC STORM 47/1427 150 169 1 47.0
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 VILE REAVERS 59/1370
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
3-ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 968 849 15 53.3 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 455 606 9 42.9
HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1384 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 610 1003 7 37.8
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 9 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408 10 26 0 27.8
4-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 194 182 2 51.6 10-AVERAGE GUYS 56/1424 3 8 0 27.3
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So, the solstice confused some people? You maybe forgot to put this fight day on
your calendars? We had a rousing twelve fights today, with three standbys, and I
know we can do better than that. One challenge, three avoids. This is pathetic, and
the other arenas on the Isle will be laughing at us. Buncha bums is what THEY are.
All Finesse got "most avoided," by Caer Sidhe. In case anybody wondered.
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (16-12-3,60) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought MEAN SPIRIT
(101-5) (0-0-0,70) of Our Favorite Bums. JAMES MADISON demolished MEAN SPIRIT in a 1
minute mismatched match. Which can be counted on to make that Spirit even Meaner.
GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (20-5-0,67) of CAER SIDHE fought SNOTMAN (97-2611) (13-5-
5,45) of COLLUSION. GWYN AP NUDD handily defeated SNOTMAN in a 1 minute one-sided
bout. It was the hand with the hanky in it.
ROISIN DUBH (47-6038) (21-13-1,76) of GAELIC STORM fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(20-55-0,54) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. ROISIN DUBH overpowered HUW AP HUW in a 3 minute
one-sided fight. Let the Celts fight each other. See if I care.
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (18-20-4,68) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought SANDMAN (97-
2610) (14-4-4,68) of COLLUSION. BLOODY BRAINLESS vanquished SANDMAN in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. Good. I knew that randomness was a potent force.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (43-85-1,149) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SILHOUETTE (26-
2006) (24-7-0,141) of MENAGERIE. MATH OP OWAIN won victory over SILHOUETTE in an
action packed 2 minute duel. Was it a slim silhouette?
HORAGALLES (31-5212) (21-19-2,116) of SOL INVICTUS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (27-41-1,125) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HORAGALLES handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON
in a 1 minute uneven fight. How many hands did it take?
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (25-24-5,150) of WHY SELL THIS? fought NINJA FERD (101-30)
(0-0-0,130) of Our Favorite Bums. BLOOD PIE was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in an
exciting 4 minute bloody struggle. Ferd says there was no luck involved, he has
strong feelings about what should go into pie.
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (35-26-0,154) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought CADAL (35-1370)
(46-92-4,146) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. WRETCHEDMISERY devastated CADAL in a 1 minute
uneven brawl. Who is now wretched and miserable, too, I suppose.
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (28-21-3,207) of WHY SELL THIS? fought LONG-NECKED LARRY
(101-22) (0-0-0,181) of Our Favorite Bums. SCRAPPLE devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in
a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest. Larry says it's health food, and he
doesn't do health food.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (33-16-3,209) of WHY SELL THIS? fought GAR & BRILL (38-
4252) (66-94-0,174) of JUST BECAUSE. HEAD CHEESE outlasted GAR & BRILL in an action
packed 12 minute fight. For "outlasted," put "dried and hardened into a moldy lump."
Our lone challenge fight:
SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (21-9-2,91) of THE ILLUMINATI challenged JOHN WAYNE
HAMMER (42-4213) (22-34-2,96) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ. Up 5. SOUL SCOURGE devastated
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. I could wish it had been
longer, since it was the only one, but there it is.
And for the title:
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (69-34-1,245) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (37-91-3,229) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. TENACIOUS won victory over TAVIS CADFALSON
in an action packed 3 minute Title battle. Congratulations to Tenacious again.
Maybe we can get Tavis to do a loser's column?
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 70 34 1 251 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 29 21 3 215 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 34 16 3 211 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 92 3 207 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 66 95 0 180 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 34 40 0 174 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
-BLACK EYES 46-2820 31 26 0 172 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
-DON KING 47-5374 26 21 2 170 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 44 85 1 164 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 26 0 162 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CADAL 35-1370 46 93 4 141 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 24 8 0 139 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 25 25 5 138 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
HORAGALLES 31-5212 22 19 2 131 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
-URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 26 17 1 117 VILE REAVERS (1370) ILLIS
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 27 42 1 111 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 22 9 2 105 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 22 35 2 86 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
-SUI GENERIS 38-4444 18 9 0 86 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
-COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149 15 11 1 85 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 19 20 4 84 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
-I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532 14 12 1 83 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 22 13 1 81 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 21 5 0 75 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 17 12 3 75 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
SANDMAN 97-2610 14 5 4 59 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
-AARON 56-3636 20 9 3 58 AVERAGE GUYS (1424) ROCANIS
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 20 56 0 53 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SNOTMAN 97-2611 13 6 5 45 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Black Eyes -- Good fight. -- Tavis Cadfalson
The Singing Bandit -- Good tune. -- Cadal
Gar & Brill -- Good fight. -- Owain Harlson
Don King -- Good fight. -- Math op Owain
Soul Scourge -- Good fight. -- Huw ap Huw
Olaf -- Good spy report. -- Children of Llyr
P.S. And we don't want any more private, much less public, comments about the
brevity of our personals, dude. We're giving better than we get.
But if I want to make rude comments, and some days I *do*, who else is there to
make them to? -- Olaf
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SOUL SCOURGE devastated JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS won victory over TAVIS CADFALSON in a action packed 3 minute Title battle.
HEAD CHEESE outlasted GAR & BRILL in a action packed 12 minute fight.
SCRAPPLE devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
WRETCHEDMISERY devastated CADAL in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BLOOD PIE was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
HORAGALLES handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MATH OP OWAIN won victory over SILHOUETTE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
BLOODY BRAINLESS vanquished SANDMAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ROISIN DUBH overpowered HUW AP HUW in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
GWYN AP NUDD handily defeated SNOTMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JAMES MADISON demolished MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 9 - 1 75 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 23 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 2 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 20 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 25 - 1 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
Turn 483 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 70 34 1 251 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 29 21 3 215 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 92 3 207 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 66 95 0 180 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 44 85 1 164 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 26 0 162 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 46 93 4 141 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 22 35 2 86 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 21 5 0 75 CAER SIDHE (1218)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The ten other most popular fighters were BLOOD PIE
96-1918, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, BLOODY
BRAINLESS 96-2206, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, TENACIOUS 7-5337, SILHOUETTE 26-2006,
SANDMAN 97-2610, and ROISIN DUBH 47-6038.
The least popular fighter this week was SNOTMAN 97-2611. The other ten least popular
fighters were CADAL 35-1370, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213, GWYN AP
NUDD 41-1210, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HORAGALLES 31-5212, JAMES MADISON 99-1268,
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, and ROISIN DUBH 47-6038.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 4 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 70 34 1 251 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 22 9 2 105 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 24 8 0 139 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
HORAGALLES 31-5212 22 19 2 131 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 26 0 162 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 92 3 207 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 66 95 0 180 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 21 5 0 75 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 22 35 2 86 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 22 13 1 81 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 34 16 3 211 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 29 21 3 215 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 17 12 3 75 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE