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Date   : 06/25/2008    Duedate: 07/08/2008

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DM-101    TURN-483

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/1137      29   18  0 61.7    5 COLLUSION 97/1426     314  300  3 51.1
    CAER SIDHE 41/1218                          ALL FINESSE 38/1236                   
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179                      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
  2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391  580  463  4 55.6    6 GAELIC STORM 47/1427  150  169  1 47.0
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                      SOL INVICTUS 31/1355                  
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 VILE REAVERS 59/1370                  
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                   CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353               
  3-ROYAL FLUSH 47/146    968  849 15 53.3    7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  455  606  9 42.9
    HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1384               8 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  610 1003  7 37.8
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                    9 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408   10   26  0 27.8
  4-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516  194  182  2 51.6   10-AVERAGE GUYS 56/1424    3    8  0 27.3
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

So, the solstice confused some people?  You maybe forgot to put this fight day on
your calendars?  We had a rousing twelve fights today, with three standbys, and I
know we can do better than that.  One challenge, three avoids.  This is pathetic, and
the other arenas on the Isle will be laughing at us.  Buncha bums is what THEY are.
     All Finesse got "most avoided," by Caer Sidhe.  In case anybody wondered.

     JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (16-12-3,60) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought MEAN SPIRIT
(101-5) (0-0-0,70) of Our Favorite Bums.  JAMES MADISON demolished MEAN SPIRIT in a 1
minute mismatched match.  Which can be counted on to make that Spirit even Meaner.
     GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (20-5-0,67) of CAER SIDHE fought SNOTMAN (97-2611) (13-5-
5,45) of COLLUSION.  GWYN AP NUDD handily defeated SNOTMAN in a 1 minute one-sided
bout.  It was the hand with the hanky in it.
     ROISIN DUBH (47-6038) (21-13-1,76) of GAELIC STORM fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(20-55-0,54) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  ROISIN DUBH overpowered HUW AP HUW in a 3 minute
one-sided fight.  Let the Celts fight each other.  See if I care.
     BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (18-20-4,68) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought SANDMAN (97-
2610) (14-4-4,68) of COLLUSION.  BLOODY BRAINLESS vanquished SANDMAN in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight.  Good.  I knew that randomness was a potent force.
     MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (43-85-1,149) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SILHOUETTE (26-
2006) (24-7-0,141) of MENAGERIE.  MATH OP OWAIN won victory over SILHOUETTE in an
action packed 2 minute duel.  Was it a slim silhouette?

     HORAGALLES (31-5212) (21-19-2,116) of SOL INVICTUS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (27-41-1,125) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  HORAGALLES handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON
in a 1 minute uneven fight.  How many hands did it take?
     BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (25-24-5,150) of WHY SELL THIS? fought NINJA FERD (101-30)
(0-0-0,130) of Our Favorite Bums.  BLOOD PIE was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in an
exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.  Ferd says there was no luck involved, he has
strong feelings about what should go into pie.
     WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (35-26-0,154) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought CADAL (35-1370)
(46-92-4,146) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  WRETCHEDMISERY devastated CADAL in a 1 minute
uneven brawl.  Who is now wretched and miserable, too, I suppose.
     SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (28-21-3,207) of WHY SELL THIS? fought LONG-NECKED LARRY
(101-22) (0-0-0,181) of Our Favorite Bums.  SCRAPPLE devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in
a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.  Larry says it's health food, and he
doesn't do health food.
     HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (33-16-3,209) of WHY SELL THIS? fought GAR & BRILL (38-
4252) (66-94-0,174) of JUST BECAUSE.  HEAD CHEESE outlasted GAR & BRILL in an action
packed 12 minute fight.  For "outlasted," put "dried and hardened into a moldy lump."

Our lone challenge fight:
     SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (21-9-2,91) of THE ILLUMINATI challenged JOHN WAYNE
HAMMER (42-4213) (22-34-2,96) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ.  Up 5.  SOUL SCOURGE devastated
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  I could wish it had been
longer, since it was the only one, but there it is.

And for the title:
     TENACIOUS (7-5337) (69-34-1,245) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (37-91-3,229) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  TENACIOUS won victory over TAVIS CADFALSON
in an action packed 3 minute Title battle.  Congratulations to Tenacious again.
Maybe we can get Tavis to do a loser's column?

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            70  34  1  251  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            29  21  3  215  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         34  16  3  211  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     37  92  3  207  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         66  95  0  180  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  34  40  0  174  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
-BLACK EYES 46-2820          31  26  0  172  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121)    ARDIVENT
-DON KING 47-5374            26  21  2  170  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       44  85  1  164  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      36  26  0  162  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CADAL 35-1370               46  93  4  141  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          24   8  0  139  MENAGERIE (1137)           CALEAM
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           25  25  5  138  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 HORAGALLES 31-5212          22  19  2  131  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
-URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561      26  17  1  117  VILE REAVERS (1370)        ILLIS
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       27  42  1  111  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        22   9  2  105  THE ILLUMINATI (1179)      LYRATILAN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   22  35  2   86  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
-SUI GENERIS 38-4444         18   9  0   86  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
-COMMANDER SPUD 31-5149      15  11  1   85  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    19  20  4   84  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-I OF THE KNEE DOLL 71-3532  14  12  1   83  HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
 ROISIN DUBH 47-6038         22  13  1   81  GAELIC STORM (1427)        NORTH FORK
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        21   5  0   75  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       17  12  3   75  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
 SANDMAN 97-2610             14   5  4   59  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
-AARON 56-3636               20   9  3   58  AVERAGE GUYS (1424)        ROCANIS
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          20  56  0   53  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             13   6  5   45  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Black Eyes -- Good fight. -- Tavis Cadfalson

The Singing Bandit -- Good tune. -- Cadal

Gar & Brill -- Good fight. -- Owain Harlson

Don King -- Good fight. -- Math op Owain

Soul Scourge -- Good fight. -- Huw ap Huw

Olaf -- Good spy report. -- Children of Llyr
P.S.  And we don't want any more private, much less public, comments about the
brevity of our personals, dude.  We're giving better than we get.

     But if I want to make rude comments, and some days I *do*, who else is there to
     make them to? -- Olaf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SOUL SCOURGE devastated JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS won victory over TAVIS CADFALSON in a action packed 3 minute Title battle.
HEAD CHEESE outlasted GAR & BRILL in a action packed 12 minute fight.
SCRAPPLE devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
WRETCHEDMISERY devastated CADAL in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BLOOD PIE was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
HORAGALLES handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MATH OP OWAIN won victory over SILHOUETTE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
BLOODY BRAINLESS vanquished SANDMAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ROISIN DUBH overpowered HUW AP HUW in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
GWYN AP NUDD handily defeated SNOTMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JAMES MADISON demolished MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       27 -   9 -  1      75  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  23 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  22 -  2      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  25 -  1      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 483 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337           70  34  1  251 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-LUNGE      SCRAPPLE 97-1961           29  21  3  215 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    37  92  3  207 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAR & BRILL 38-4252        66  95  0  180 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      44  85  1  164 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK  WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255     36  26  0  162 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)
BASHING ATTACK   CADAL 35-1370              46  93  4  141 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW       JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213  22  35  2   86 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210       21   5  0   75 CAER SIDHE (1218)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOOD PIE 
96-1918, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, BLOODY 
BRAINLESS 96-2206, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, TENACIOUS 7-5337, SILHOUETTE 26-2006, 
SANDMAN 97-2610, and ROISIN DUBH 47-6038.

The least popular fighter this week was SNOTMAN 97-2611.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CADAL 35-1370, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213, GWYN AP 
NUDD 41-1210, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HORAGALLES 31-5212, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, 
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, and ROISIN DUBH 47-6038.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            70  34  1  251  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        22   9  2  105  THE ILLUMINATI (1179)      LYRATILAN
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          24   8  0  139  MENAGERIE (1137)           CALEAM
 HORAGALLES 31-5212          22  19  2  131  SOL INVICTUS (1355)        CHIMLEVTAL
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      36  26  0  162  CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     37  92  3  207  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         66  95  0  180  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        21   5  0   75  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
 JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213   22  35  2   86  KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)   RODEKI
 ROISIN DUBH 47-6038         22  13  1   81  GAELIC STORM (1427)        NORTH FORK
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         34  16  3  211  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            29  21  3  215  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       17  12  3   75  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE