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Date : 07/23/2008 Duedate: 08/05/2008
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DM-101 TURN-485
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MENAGERIE 26/1137 34 19 0 64.2 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 5 GAELIC STORM 47/1427 151 172 1 46.7
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 588 465 4 55.8 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 456 607 9 42.9
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 613 1010 7 37.8
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 8 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408 11 27 0 28.9
3-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 195 183 2 51.6 9 HELP WANTED 58/1396 1 1 0 50.0
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121 BORN LOSERS 24/1393
4 COLLUSION 97/1426 316 304 3 51.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Only twelve fights today? It's enough to make a strong man weep. It's enough
to make a manager move his gladiators to Talahya, because the Isle is not about easy
wins. Only twelve.... But at least none of them were standbys. Small favors, and
all that.
Only three challenges, and just ordinary, non-tv challenges, at that, but that
does mean that some manager or managers were paying a little attention. Cadal got
the most challenges but doesn't seem to want them. I saw him in the bar last night
trying to hand them off to other gladiators, his teammates and otherwise.
Why Sell This? was most avoided, which makes sense to me. Menagerie avoided
them the most.
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (19-21-4,78) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought JOHN WAYNE
HAMMER (42-4213) (23-35-2,88) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ. BLOODY BRAINLESS handily
defeated JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided contest. Ah. This must mean that
BB's hat was as black as they come.
SANDMAN (97-2610) (15-5-4,68) of COLLUSION fought ROISIN DUBH (47-6038) (22-13-
1,81) of GAELIC STORM. SANDMAN was luckily beaten by ROISIN DUBH in an exciting 5
minute bloody match. Where's the luck in this?
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (13-7-5,45) of COLLUSION fought PAPA LENNY (58-3880) (18-14-
0,68) of HELP WANTED. SNOTMAN was overpowered by PAPA LENNY in a 1 minute one-sided
melee. Nothing like showing up with a whole pocket full of hankies.
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (18-12-3,81) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought MARV ZEM (24-
2429) (22-3-2,77) of BORN LOSERS. JAMES MADISON vanquished MARV ZEM in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel. You can be cursed by your team name, Marv. Maybe you should
change it--go hire on with someone else, eh?
DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (29-32-2,111) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought SOUL SCOURGE
(25-1223) (23-9-2,119) of THE ILLUMINATI. DEMONICHELLION was vanquished by SOUL
SCOURGE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Another soul, scourged mercilessly! It
makes you wonder what's going on, doesn't it?
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (45-85-1,184) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought WRETCHEDMISERY
(33-7255) (36-26-0,162) of CHAOTICDISORDER. MATH OP OWAIN handily defeated
WRETCHEDMISERY in a 1 minute uneven fight. I think it was the "whistle while you
work" strategy. Or maybe it was a tactic.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (67-95-0,186) of JUST BECAUSE fought BLOOD PIE (96-1918)
(26-25-5,160) of WHY SELL THIS? GAR & BRILL slimly lost to BLOOD PIE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute match. What a clean-up now needs to be undertaken at the gar. Not
to mention the brill.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (35-16-3,217) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TENACIOUS (7-5337)
(70-35-1,198) of BATHTUB ARMADA. HEAD CHEESE was outwaited by TENACIOUS in a popular
12 minute duel. I figure the only reason this was popular was because it gave people
a chance to put up their umbrellas. Pouring rain, all at once like turning on a tap.
The challenges:
GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (22-5-0,85) of CAER SIDHE challenged HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(20-57-0,48) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 37. GWYN AP NUDD savagely defeated HUW AP
HUW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel. Yes, I have noticed the crowd is
getting more savage lately. Not to mention vicious.
HORAGALLES (31-5212) (22-19-2,131) of SOL INVICTUS challenged CADAL (35-1370)
(46-94-4,141) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 10. HORAGALLES was subdued by CADAL in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge melee. So much for winning the "who can get through to
the Most-Challenged Gladiator" stakes, eh, Horagalles?
SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (24-9-0,128) of MENAGERIE challenged OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (27-43-1,102) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 26. SILHOUETTE devastated OWAIN
HARLSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This kind of thing happens.
Often.
And for the title:
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (30-21-3,241) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (37-93-3,203) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SCRAPPLE overpowered TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1
minute one-sided Title fight. So, there we have it, fried mush with leftovers in it
for our Captain of the Guard. Do we care? Do we even notice? Tune in next time and
see.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 31 21 3 252 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 71 35 1 217 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 35 17 3 203 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 85 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 94 3 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 27 25 5 179 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
-BLACK EYES 46-2820 32 26 0 175 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 34 41 0 172 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 96 0 169 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 27 0 158 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CADAL 35-1370 47 94 4 146 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 25 9 0 132 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
HORAGALLES 31-5212 22 20 2 129 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 24 9 2 128 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 29 33 2 107 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 27 44 1 103 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 19 12 3 100 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 20 21 4 94 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 23 13 1 89 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 23 5 0 87 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
PAPA LENNY 58-3880 19 14 0 75 HELP WANTED (1396) DELARQ TOR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 23 36 2 73 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
SANDMAN 97-2610 15 6 4 72 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
MARV ZEM 24-2429 22 4 2 71 BORN LOSERS (1393) ZORPUNT
-CERIDWEN 31-5636 18 11 1 66 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
-IRIS 26-4228 17 7 1 59 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 20 58 0 58 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SNOTMAN 97-2611 13 8 5 42 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
-RUBBER DUCKIE 50-3194 12 4 2 42 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
I have to agree--most challenged, two challenges of my own, and I still got a stand-
in? Definitely quite odd. -- Dream Warrior
Life is like that sometimes.
Soul Scourge -- Continuing as Jorja insists we go in, ie, talking to you as though
you cared, I note that my soul is not in need of further scourging. It is, in fact,
spotless, so lay off the scourging powder, okay? It's too abrasive; I'm bleeding
from all that scourging. This can't be the proper result. -- Owain Harlson the well-
scourged
Head Cheese -- This is enough to put a person off cheese for a long time, and I
*like* cheese normally. Okay, I admit, not head cheese, more like cow or goat cheese
for me, but what can I say, I'm biased. And trying to spin out this personal to the
limit Jorja set. (sigh) She's a hard woman. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Long-Necked Larry -- The temptation to cut through that long neck is almost
irresistible, but I have this feeling that it would be ill-received by your fellow
standbys, so I did resist. -- Math op Owain
Black Eyes -- And beady ones, too. Very, um, impressively furious? Have you
considered anger-management trainging? -- Cadal
Sandman -- Surely you could go collude with someone. For choice, someone...
elsewhere. Aradi comes to mind. Go collude with an Aradian. -- Huw ap Huw
P.S. If I'm not a young man, Olaf, does that mean I get to retire? Fifty feels
might old to me.
A spring chicken.
We don't have a chance, between you, the rest of the gladiators, and Jorja, do we? --
the Children of Llyr
No.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SILHOUETTE devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HORAGALLES was subdued by CADAL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
GWYN AP NUDD savagely defeated HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
SCRAPPLE overpowered TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
HEAD CHEESE was outwaited by TENACIOUS in a popular 12 minute duel.
GAR & BRILL slimly lost to BLOOD PIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MATH OP OWAIN handily defeated WRETCHEDMISERY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEMONICHELLION was vanquished by SOUL SCOURGE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
JAMES MADISON vanquished MARV ZEM in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SNOTMAN was overpowered by PAPA LENNY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SANDMAN was luckily beaten by ROISIN DUBH in a exciting 5 minute bloody match.
BLOODY BRAINLESS handily defeated JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 9 - 1 74 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 18 - 2 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 24 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 23 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 12 - 0 20 |
Turn 485 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 31 21 3 252 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 71 35 1 217 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 85 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 94 3 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 96 0 169 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
SLASHING ATTACK WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 27 0 158 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 47 94 4 146 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 23 5 0 87 CAER SIDHE (1218)
AIMED BLOW JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 23 36 2 73 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was SANDMAN 97-2610. The ten other most popular fighters were GWYN AP NUDD
41-1210, TENACIOUS 7-5337, ROISIN DUBH 47-6038, CADAL 35-1370, TAVIS CADFALSON
35-1419, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, JAMES
MADISON 99-1268, and SILHOUETTE 26-2006.
The least popular fighter this week was SNOTMAN 97-2611. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEMONICHELLION 33-7038, WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER
42-4213, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, PAPA LENNY 58-3880, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, HEAD CHEESE
96-1920, HORAGALLES 31-5212, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, and MARV ZEM 24-2429.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 71 35 1 217 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
MARV ZEM 24-2429 22 4 2 71 BORN LOSERS (1393) ZORPUNT
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 24 9 2 128 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 25 9 0 132 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
HORAGALLES 31-5212 22 20 2 129 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 27 0 158 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 85 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 96 0 169 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 23 5 0 87 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 23 36 2 73 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 23 13 1 89 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
PAPA LENNY 58-3880 19 14 0 75 HELP WANTED (1396) DELARQ TOR
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 35 17 3 203 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 31 21 3 252 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 19 12 3 100 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE