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Date : 08/06/2008 Duedate: 08/19/2008
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-486
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MENAGERIE 26/1137 37 19 0 66.1 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 5-GAELIC STORM 47/1427 151 172 1 46.7
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 591 467 4 55.9 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 456 608 9 42.9
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 613 1015 7 37.7
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 8 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408 12 27 0 30.8
3-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 195 183 2 51.6 9-HELP WANTED 58/1396 1 1 0 50.0
THE FURIOUS FIVE 46/1121 BORN LOSERS 24/1393
4 COLLUSION 97/1426 318 305 3 51.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
There's good news, and there's bad news. The good news is, not one single
standby fought here today. The bad news is, we only had nine fights. Gods, the
shame! Or at least the deep irritation as other spy reporters crow over their
greater action. Oh, well, we may be few, but I like to think we're choice, right?
Menagerie avoided Sol Invictus. Okay. Be that way.
James Madison got the most challenges.
Nine fights, no standbys. Three challenges, none of them tv.
SANDMAN (97-2610) (15-6-4,72) of COLLUSION fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (20-58-
0,58) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SANDMAN won victory over HUW AP HUW in a popular 3 minute
fight. Just call 'em trainers, right?
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (13-8-5,42) of COLLUSION fought JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-4213)
(23-36-2,73) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ. SNOTMAN lost to JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in an action
packed 1 minute fight. Yep, that's JW's style. Winning. Especially against
colluders.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (27-44-1,103) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought BLOODY
BRAINLESS (96-2206) (20-21-4,94) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS. OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered
by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute uneven melee. His teammates tell me they thought
"bloody brainless" would be a good description of Owain, too. Teammates know these
things.
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (37-94-3,194) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought BLOOD PIE
(96-1918) (27-25-5,179) of WHY SELL THIS? TAVIS CADFALSON was bested by BLOOD PIE in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. Picky eaters don't make it here.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (35-17-3,203) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-
1418) (46-85-1,194) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HEAD CHEESE demolished MATH OP OWAIN in a 5
minute mismatched competition. As noted above, forget the picky eating habits.
The challenges:
GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (23-5-0,87) of CAER SIDHE challenged JAMES MADISON (99-
1268) (19-12-3,100) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO. Up 13. GWYN AP NUDD demolished JAMES
MADISON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. I hate to see that happen to a dead
guy. It's so hard to pull yourself back together after a demolishment.
SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (24-9-2,128) of THE ILLUMINATI challenged GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (67-96-0,169) of JUST BECAUSE. Up 41. SOUL SCOURGE viciously subdued GAR
& BRILL in an exciting 1 minute Challenge duel. Ah, good! See if you can scour that
filthy brill clean. It really needs it.
SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (25-9-0,132) of MENAGERIE challenged CADAL (35-1370) (47-
94-4,146) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 14. SILHOUETTE bested CADAL in a 2 minute
Challenge fight. And so it goes.
For the title:
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (31-21-3,252) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TENACIOUS (7-5337)
(71-35-1,217) of BATHTUB ARMADA. SCRAPPLE slimly lost to TENACIOUS in a popular 9
minute gory Title contest. Congratulations to that familiar face, Tenacious.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 72 35 1 230 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 36 17 3 214 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 31 22 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 28 25 5 195 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 86 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 37 95 3 185 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BLACK EYES 46-2820 32 26 0 175 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1121) ARDIVENT
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 34 41 0 172 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
-WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 27 0 158 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 25 9 2 157 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 97 0 147 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 26 9 0 144 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
CADAL 35-1370 47 95 4 138 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-HORAGALLES 31-5212 22 20 2 129 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 21 21 4 110 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
-DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 29 33 2 107 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 24 5 0 100 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 23 13 1 89 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 27 45 1 88 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 19 13 3 88 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
SANDMAN 97-2610 16 6 4 76 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 24 36 2 75 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
-PAPA LENNY 58-3880 19 14 0 75 HELP WANTED (1396) DELARQ TOR
-MARV ZEM 24-2429 22 4 2 71 BORN LOSERS (1393) ZORPUNT
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 20 59 0 61 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-CAM SHAFT 28-3989 18 5 1 60 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
-IRIS 26-4228 17 7 1 59 ADSGH (1437) CALEAM
SNOTMAN 97-2611 13 9 5 46 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
-RUBBER DUCKIE 50-3194 12 4 2 42 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Owain Harlson -- Cope. -- Soul Scourge
Unfeeling wretch, aren't you? But the advice is good. Better than whining.
Silhouette -- Difficult to see against the sun, which was too bright considering the
party most of us here in Home Guard went to last night, but shapely none the less.
There are worse fates. -- Owain Harlson
P.S. And skills are always good. Thanks.
Horagalles -- Hmm, I know I didn't do anything different, and it seems unlikely that
you did anything different, and yet I won. Could it be that I won because I actually
bestirred myself to appear briefly in an episodelet in Murska today? I sincerely
hope not, because that would mean I'd have to submit to more episodes and adventures
if I wanted to win, and while winning is very pleasant, adventures are very not
pleasant. -- Cadal, pondering darkly
Gwyn ap Nudd -- Wow, that makes me glad I've managed to escape the current round of
adventuring. I mean, there have been dark hints about the Wild Hunt, and by losing
to you, I place myself in a bad position with regard to that. Horrid things could
happen to me because of this loss! So I'm staying out of it all. -- huw ap Huw,
hoping he hasn't drawn unwanted attention by his comments, but what the heck, he was
under orders to say SOMETHING today
Scrapple -- That fight was probably too short. I've been told, don't know from
personal experience, that the grittiness of corn meal is mitigated by long soaking.
Okay, they aren't talking about soaking it in MY blood, and I'd rather not, but
still, maybe in a long fight you'd be a little less abrassive? -- Tavis Cadfalson
Wretchedmisery -- My dear child, you're simply in the wrong line of work. I'm sure
that we could find something that would fill you with joy. -- Math op Owain
P.S. Perhaps you could be a foot holder? If you meet the qualification, of course.
That's a very personal question you didn't quite ask, bub.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SILHOUETTE bested CADAL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SOUL SCOURGE viciously subdued GAR & BRILL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
GWYN AP NUDD demolished JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SCRAPPLE slimly lost to TENACIOUS in a popular 9 minute gory Title contest.
HEAD CHEESE demolished MATH OP OWAIN in a 5 minute mismatched competition.
TAVIS CADFALSON was bested by BLOOD PIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SNOTMAN lost to JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SANDMAN won victory over HUW AP HUW in a popular 3 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 8 - 0 76 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 17 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 22 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 24 - 1 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 12 - 0 29 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 12 - 0 25 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
Turn 486 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 72 35 1 230 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 31 22 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD PIE 96-1918 28 25 5 195 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 86 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 97 0 147 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 47 95 4 138 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 24 5 0 100 CAER SIDHE (1218)
AIMED BLOW JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 24 36 2 75 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 13 9 5 46 COLLUSION (1426)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418. The ten other most popular fighters were SCRAPPLE
97-1961, TENACIOUS 7-5337, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, BLOOD PIE
96-1918, SANDMAN 97-2610, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, JOHN WAYNE
HAMMER 42-4213, and SNOTMAN 97-2611.
The least popular fighter this week was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The other ten least
popular fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, GWYN AP NUDD
41-1210, CADAL 35-1370, SILHOUETTE 26-2006, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SNOTMAN 97-2611, JOHN
WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, and SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 3 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
MURSKA(35) 0 5 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 72 35 1 230 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 25 9 2 157 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 26 9 0 144 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 86 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 97 0 147 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 24 5 0 100 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 24 36 2 75 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 36 17 3 214 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 31 22 3 207 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 19 13 3 88 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE