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Date : 08/20/2008 Duedate: 09/02/2008
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DM-101 TURN-487
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MENAGERIE 26/1137 39 20 0 66.1 4-GAELIC STORM 47/1427 151 172 1 46.7
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 SOL INVICTUS 31/1355
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1353
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 593 470 4 55.8 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 456 609 9 42.8
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 6 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 615 1018 7 37.7
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 7 KLK RANGE HA 42/1408 12 28 0 30.0
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 8-HELP WANTED 58/1396 1 1 0 50.0
3 COLLUSION 97/1426 321 305 3 51.3 BORN LOSERS 24/1393
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Again! Again only nine fights. No standbys, which is a faint blessing, but
only nine fights! Where IS everybody? You've all had time to recover from the
tourney now.
Of those nine fights, five were challenge matches, the most challenges going to
Cadal. Heh, if you want to talk about "most challenged," Cadal's whole team got more
challenges than any other. Probably a clue in there.
Bloody Randomness was most avoided, by Menagerie. On the whole, this shows
excellent sense. Amazing.
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (19-13-3,88) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought JOHN WAYNE
HAMMER (42-4213) (24-36-2,75) of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ. JAMES MADISON vanquished JOHN
WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Presidents rate higher than range
hammers, it seems. Are range hammers rougher and more "natural" than feedlot
hammers?
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (31-22-3,207) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-
1418) (46-86-1,194) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SCRAPPLE overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in an
action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Yeah, I heard him complaining about digestive
problems lately.
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (28-25-5,195) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (37-95-3,185) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. BLOOD PIE was bested by TAVIS CADFALSON in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. The maintenance staff is upset about
splatters on the walls of the arena, but ehy always find something to complain about.
The challenges:
SANDMAN (97-2610) (16-6-4,76) of COLLUSION challenged OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130)
(27-45-1,88) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 12. SANDMAN overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Collusion and conspiracy, I have no doubt. Ain't
it great?
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (13-9-5,46) of COLLUSION challenged HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (20-
59-0,61) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 15. SNOTMAN vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl. More collusion. You hardly need it for this guy.
GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (24-5-0,100) of CAER SIDHE challenged CADAL (35-1370)
(47-95-4,138) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 38. GWYN AP NUDD was overcome by CADAL in a
popular 3 minute Challenge match. Amazing!
SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (26-9-0,144) of MENAGERIE challenged GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(67-97-0,147) of JUST BECAUSE. Up 3. SILHOUETTE won victory over GAR & BRILL in a 2
minute Challenge battle. Good. No reason, just because.
SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (25-9-2,157) of THE ILLUMINATI challenged BLOODY
BRAINLESS (96-2206) (21-21-4,110) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS. Down 47. SOUL SCOURGE
devastated BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. I guess you
don't need a brain to have a soul? Odd, I'd've said it was the other way around, at
least for some people.
For the title:
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (72-35-1,230) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought HEAD CHEESE (96-1920)
(36-17-3,214) of WHY SELL THIS? TENACIOUS slimly won victory over HEAD CHEESE in a
dull 31 minute gory Title brawl. Half an hour, and it was a "slim" victory? What
would a fat victory take, a couple of weeks? But congratulations to Tenacious
anyway.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 73 35 1 242 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 32 22 3 216 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 36 18 3 202 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 38 95 3 200 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 87 1 189 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 28 26 5 185 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 26 9 2 159 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
-WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 36 27 0 158 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 27 9 0 152 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 98 0 146 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CADAL 35-1370 48 95 4 146 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-HORAGALLES 31-5212 22 20 2 129 SOL INVICTUS (1355) CHIMLEVTAL
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 21 22 4 116 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
-JACK & JILL 47-5310 29 22 1 110 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 29 33 2 107 CHAOTICDISORDER (1353) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 24 6 0 100 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 20 13 3 95 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
SANDMAN 97-2610 17 6 4 92 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ROISIN DUBH 47-6038 23 13 1 89 GAELIC STORM (1427) NORTH FORK
-CHAUCER 81-164 21 21 1 85 DARQUE AGES (1413) SHADOWSPIRE
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 27 46 1 75 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-PAPA LENNY 58-3880 19 14 0 75 HELP WANTED (1396) DELARQ TOR
-MARV ZEM 24-2429 22 4 2 71 BORN LOSERS (1393) ZORPUNT
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 24 37 2 70 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
-HOT AIR DUCK 39-3451 19 9 0 66 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
SNOTMAN 97-2611 14 9 5 65 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
-CAM SHAFT 28-3989 18 5 1 60 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
-BARBARINO 47-5957 13 8 0 47 SECOND BANANAS (1363) NORTH FORK
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 20 60 0 44 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 12 3 3 42 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Owain Harlson -- Okay, if you never comment on my shape again, that'd be great! --
Silhouette
So is your shape. Just an observation. I may be dead, but not, you know,
totally dead. -- Olaf
Silhouette -- This means I had the position facing the sun, right? No wonder I
couldn't see you. -- Cadal
Head Cheese -- I would rather encounter some secondary cheese, if you don't mind.
Something already grated, maybe, or processed. -- Math op Owain
Blood Pie -- Ick. -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S. Jorja's off putting ice packs on a strained shoulder, and if I want to write a
one-word personal, I can.
Bloody Brainless -- You and me both. -- Owain Harlson
Sandman -- Collusion is but a step, and a short step, away fron conspiracy. -- Huw ap
Huw
Soul Scourge -- (sulk) -- Owain Harlson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SOUL SCOURGE devastated BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SILHOUETTE won victory over GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
GWYN AP NUDD was overcome by CADAL in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
SNOTMAN vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SANDMAN overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS slimly won victory over HEAD CHEESE in a dull 31 minute gory Title brawl.
BLOOD PIE was bested by TAVIS CADFALSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
SCRAPPLE overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
JAMES MADISON vanquished JOHN WAYNE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 8 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 14 - 1 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 23 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 24 - 1 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 487 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 73 35 1 242 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 32 22 3 216 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 38 95 3 200 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 46 87 1 189 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 98 0 146 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 48 95 4 146 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 24 6 0 100 CAER SIDHE (1218)
AIMED BLOW JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 24 37 2 70 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 14 9 5 65 COLLUSION (1426)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were CADAL
35-1370, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210, SILHOUETTE 26-2006, SNOTMAN
97-2611, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, SANDMAN 97-2610, BLOOD PIE 96-1918,
and JAMES MADISON 99-1268.
The least popular fighter this week was HEAD CHEESE 96-1920. The other ten least
popular fighters were TENACIOUS 7-5337, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213, HUW AP HUW
35-3030, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206,
JAMES MADISON 99-1268, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, SANDMAN 97-2610, and SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 3 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 3 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
MURSKA(35) 2 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 73 35 1 242 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 26 9 2 159 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 27 9 0 152 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 38 95 3 200 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 98 0 146 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 24 6 0 100 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 42-4213 24 37 2 70 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (1408) RODEKI
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 36 18 3 202 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 32 22 3 216 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 20 13 3 95 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE