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Date   : 11/12/2008    Duedate: 11/25/2008

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DM-101    TURN-493

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/1137      52   25  1 67.5    4 COLLUSION 97/1426     331  310  3 51.6
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179                      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    CAER SIDHE 41/1218                        5-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516  195  185  2 51.3
  2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391  614  479  4 56.2    6 SEA DOGS 51/1440       25   24  0 51.0
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441               
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390                    7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  456  615  9 42.6
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                 8 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  624 1039  7 37.5
  3-MEAT YOUR MA 72/1439  968  849 15 53.3    9-ADSGH 26/1437           0    3  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, I console myself with the thought that if they close down Home Guard, I
still have a tomb to go home to.

     We had eleven fights, which sounds like an advance until you notice that there
were three standbys out there.
     Five challenges went through, with Head Cheese getting the weightiest one (or
two).
     Nobody avoided anybody else, which is not a surpise.  Given the population
density in here, conscious avoidance is pointless.

     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (28-50-1,39) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER 0327
(82-40997) (14-11-2,55) of DUNGEON CELL 66.  OWAIN HARLSON overpowered PRISONER 0327
in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.  NOT Bilge Rat this time.  Amazing.
     HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (21-64-0,65) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-
0,50) of Miscellaneous People.  HUW AP HUW was overpowered by HERMY in an action
packed 3 minute one-sided fight.  This Huw is someone born to lose, I can see that.
In fact, everyone can see that.
     JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (23-15-3,145) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (67-103-0,121) of JUST BECAUSE.  JAMES MADISON overpowered GAR & BRILL in a
1 minute uneven duel.  I could have sworn Gar should have more fights on his record,
but I suppose it only SEEMS like he's been here ten years.
     CADAL (35-1370) (49-99-4,126) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-
0-0,130) of Miscellaneous People.  CADAL lost to NINJA FERD in an action packed 4
minute duel.  Silly boy.
     BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (32-27-5,218) of WHY SELL THIS? fought SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG
(101-31) (0-0-0,220) of Miscellaneous People.  BLOOD PIE overpowered SEVEN-EYED
GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute uneven melee.  This is a relief, I was beginning to think all
the standbys would win!  Can't have that, they get ideas.

     SNOTMAN (97-2611) (17-10-5,68) of COLLUSION challenged BILGE RAT (51-5334) (18-
3-1,66) of SEA DOGS.  Down 2.  SNOTMAN devastated BILGE RAT in a popular 1 minute
uneven Challenge brawl.  Which explains why Bilge Rat was unavailable to defeat Owain
Harlson this time.
     SANDMAN (97-2610) (20-7-4,98) of COLLUSION challenged MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418)
(47-91-1,133) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 35.  SANDMAN was defeated by MATH OP OWAIN in
an exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  Makes a change.
     GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (29-6-0,165) of CAER SIDHE challenged BLOODY BRAINLESS
(96-2206) (24-24-4,154) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS.  Down 11.  GWYN AP NUDD vanquished
BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  Ah... nothing comes to me
in the way of a quick quip.  Odd.  Must be the weather.
     SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (29-11-2,202) of THE ILLUMINATI challenged TAVIS
CADFALSON (35-1419) (40-98-3,186) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Down 16.  SOUL SCOURGE was
demolished by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  An unexpected turn of
events.
     SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (31-10-1,210) of MENAGERIE challenged HEAD CHEESE (96-1920)
(40-19-3,208) of WHY SELL THIS?  Down 2.  SILHOUETTE was viciously subdued by HEAD
CHEESE in a 16 minute Challenge fight.  Sixteen minutes?  How could you stand sixteen
minutes of this icy drivel?

For the title:
     SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (36-23-3,253) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TENACIOUS (7-5337)
(75-37-1,194) of BATHTUB ARMADA.  SCRAPPLE was outwaited by TENACIOUS in a crowd
pleasing 8 minute bloody Title match.  Was it not Tenacious who had the title just
last time?  Or at least recently.  Whenever.  Welcome back.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            76  37  1  212  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           33  27  5  229  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         41  19  3  225  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     41  98  3  213  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            36  24  3  205  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  11  1  204  MENAGERIE (1137)           CALEAM
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        29  12  2  183  THE ILLUMINATI (1179)      LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        30   6  0  172  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349  34  43  0  169  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    24  25  4  153  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       24  15  3  149  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       48  91  1  139  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 CADAL 35-1370               49 100  4  125  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         67 104  0  119  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDMAN 97-2610             20   8  4  100  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             18  10  5   86  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       29  50  1   60  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-YYZ 26-1899                 18   7  1   60  ADSGH (1437)               CALEAM
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           18   4  1   59  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
-BLACK DOG 26-1920           17   5  1   53  ADSGH (1437)               CALEAM
-IRIS 26-4228                17   8  1   49  ADSGH (1437)               CALEAM
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          21  65  0   48  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRISONER 0327 82--24539     14  12  2   37  DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441)     DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Owain Harlson -- It seems I won't be leaving you alone! -- Bilge Rat

     So, what's the attraction?

Soul Scourge -- Do you get the feeling that this arena lacks variety in the way of
opponents?  I'm not going to ramble on here today, so just go your way, whatever way
that might be, and do your thing.  To someone else, for choice. -- Tavis Cadfalson

James Madison -- Would you have purchased Louisanna, if you'd had the chance? --
Cadal

Bloody Brainless -- Ah, yes, I did have a hint that gladiation was not for the
intelligent.  No doubt this is why I do so badly. -- Math op Owain

Sandman -- Save it for the icy streets all too soon to come. -- Huw ap Huw

Bilge Rat -- When you look at it, Home Guard is a sinking ship.  You should probably
desert Home Guard. -- Owain Harlson
P.S.  But then there'll just be somebody else.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SILHOUETTE was viciously subdued by HEAD CHEESE in a 16 minute Challenge fight.
SOUL SCOURGE was demolished by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
GWYN AP NUDD vanquished BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SANDMAN was defeated by MATH OP OWAIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SNOTMAN devastated BILGE RAT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SCRAPPLE was outwaited by TENACIOUS in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody Title match.
BLOOD PIE overpowered SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CADAL lost to NINJA FERD in a action packed 4 minute duel.
JAMES MADISON overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HUW AP HUW was overpowered by HERMY in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
OWAIN HARLSON overpowered PRISONER 0327 in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  11 -  1      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  13 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  21 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  23 -  0      28  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  10 -  0      23  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 493 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337           76  37  1  212 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 96-1918          33  27  5  229 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
PARRY-LUNGE      SCRAPPLE 97-1961           36  24  3  205 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210       30   6  0  172 CAER SIDHE (1218)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206   24  25  4  153 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)
PARRY-STRIKE     JAMES MADISON 99-1268      24  15  3  149 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
BASHING ATTACK   CADAL 35-1370              49 100  4  125 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNOTMAN 97-2611            18  10  5   86 COLLUSION (1426)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SCRAPPLE 97-1961.  The ten other most popular fighters were SILHOUETTE 
26-2006, CADAL 35-1370, TENACIOUS 7-5337, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SANDMAN 97-2610, 
SNOTMAN 97-2611, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, 
and BLOOD PIE 96-1918.

The least popular fighter this week was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, PRISONER 0327 82--24539, BILGE RAT 
51-5334, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210, HUW AP 
HUW 35-3030, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, and HEAD CHEESE 96-1920.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            76  37  1  212  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        29  12  2  183  THE ILLUMINATI (1179)      LYRATILAN
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  11  1  204  MENAGERIE (1137)           CALEAM
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     41  98  3  213  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         67 104  0  119  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        30   6  0  172  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           18   4  1   59  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 PRISONER 0327 82--24539     14  12  2   37  DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441)     DWES EG
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           33  27  5  229  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            36  24  3  205  WHY SELL THIS? (1391)      SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       24  15  3  149  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE