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Date : 11/12/2008 Duedate: 11/25/2008
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-493
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MENAGERIE 26/1137 52 25 1 67.5 4 COLLUSION 97/1426 331 310 3 51.6
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 5-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 195 185 2 51.3
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 614 479 4 56.2 6 SEA DOGS 51/1440 25 24 0 51.0
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 456 615 9 42.6
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 624 1039 7 37.5
3-MEAT YOUR MA 72/1439 968 849 15 53.3 9-ADSGH 26/1437 0 3 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, I console myself with the thought that if they close down Home Guard, I
still have a tomb to go home to.
We had eleven fights, which sounds like an advance until you notice that there
were three standbys out there.
Five challenges went through, with Head Cheese getting the weightiest one (or
two).
Nobody avoided anybody else, which is not a surpise. Given the population
density in here, conscious avoidance is pointless.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (28-50-1,39) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER 0327
(82-40997) (14-11-2,55) of DUNGEON CELL 66. OWAIN HARLSON overpowered PRISONER 0327
in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. NOT Bilge Rat this time. Amazing.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (21-64-0,65) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-
0,50) of Miscellaneous People. HUW AP HUW was overpowered by HERMY in an action
packed 3 minute one-sided fight. This Huw is someone born to lose, I can see that.
In fact, everyone can see that.
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (23-15-3,145) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (67-103-0,121) of JUST BECAUSE. JAMES MADISON overpowered GAR & BRILL in a
1 minute uneven duel. I could have sworn Gar should have more fights on his record,
but I suppose it only SEEMS like he's been here ten years.
CADAL (35-1370) (49-99-4,126) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-
0-0,130) of Miscellaneous People. CADAL lost to NINJA FERD in an action packed 4
minute duel. Silly boy.
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (32-27-5,218) of WHY SELL THIS? fought SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG
(101-31) (0-0-0,220) of Miscellaneous People. BLOOD PIE overpowered SEVEN-EYED
GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute uneven melee. This is a relief, I was beginning to think all
the standbys would win! Can't have that, they get ideas.
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (17-10-5,68) of COLLUSION challenged BILGE RAT (51-5334) (18-
3-1,66) of SEA DOGS. Down 2. SNOTMAN devastated BILGE RAT in a popular 1 minute
uneven Challenge brawl. Which explains why Bilge Rat was unavailable to defeat Owain
Harlson this time.
SANDMAN (97-2610) (20-7-4,98) of COLLUSION challenged MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418)
(47-91-1,133) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 35. SANDMAN was defeated by MATH OP OWAIN in
an exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. Makes a change.
GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (29-6-0,165) of CAER SIDHE challenged BLOODY BRAINLESS
(96-2206) (24-24-4,154) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS. Down 11. GWYN AP NUDD vanquished
BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Ah... nothing comes to me
in the way of a quick quip. Odd. Must be the weather.
SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (29-11-2,202) of THE ILLUMINATI challenged TAVIS
CADFALSON (35-1419) (40-98-3,186) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 16. SOUL SCOURGE was
demolished by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute Challenge melee. An unexpected turn of
events.
SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (31-10-1,210) of MENAGERIE challenged HEAD CHEESE (96-1920)
(40-19-3,208) of WHY SELL THIS? Down 2. SILHOUETTE was viciously subdued by HEAD
CHEESE in a 16 minute Challenge fight. Sixteen minutes? How could you stand sixteen
minutes of this icy drivel?
For the title:
SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (36-23-3,253) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TENACIOUS (7-5337)
(75-37-1,194) of BATHTUB ARMADA. SCRAPPLE was outwaited by TENACIOUS in a crowd
pleasing 8 minute bloody Title match. Was it not Tenacious who had the title just
last time? Or at least recently. Whenever. Welcome back.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 76 37 1 212 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 33 27 5 229 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 41 19 3 225 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 98 3 213 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 36 24 3 205 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 31 11 1 204 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 29 12 2 183 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 30 6 0 172 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 34 43 0 169 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 24 25 4 153 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 24 15 3 149 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 48 91 1 139 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CADAL 35-1370 49 100 4 125 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 104 0 119 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDMAN 97-2610 20 8 4 100 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOTMAN 97-2611 18 10 5 86 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 29 50 1 60 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-YYZ 26-1899 18 7 1 60 ADSGH (1437) CALEAM
BILGE RAT 51-5334 18 4 1 59 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
-BLACK DOG 26-1920 17 5 1 53 ADSGH (1437) CALEAM
-IRIS 26-4228 17 8 1 49 ADSGH (1437) CALEAM
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 21 65 0 48 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 14 12 2 37 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Owain Harlson -- It seems I won't be leaving you alone! -- Bilge Rat
So, what's the attraction?
Soul Scourge -- Do you get the feeling that this arena lacks variety in the way of
opponents? I'm not going to ramble on here today, so just go your way, whatever way
that might be, and do your thing. To someone else, for choice. -- Tavis Cadfalson
James Madison -- Would you have purchased Louisanna, if you'd had the chance? --
Cadal
Bloody Brainless -- Ah, yes, I did have a hint that gladiation was not for the
intelligent. No doubt this is why I do so badly. -- Math op Owain
Sandman -- Save it for the icy streets all too soon to come. -- Huw ap Huw
Bilge Rat -- When you look at it, Home Guard is a sinking ship. You should probably
desert Home Guard. -- Owain Harlson
P.S. But then there'll just be somebody else.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SILHOUETTE was viciously subdued by HEAD CHEESE in a 16 minute Challenge fight.
SOUL SCOURGE was demolished by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
GWYN AP NUDD vanquished BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SANDMAN was defeated by MATH OP OWAIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SNOTMAN devastated BILGE RAT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SCRAPPLE was outwaited by TENACIOUS in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody Title match.
BLOOD PIE overpowered SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CADAL lost to NINJA FERD in a action packed 4 minute duel.
JAMES MADISON overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HUW AP HUW was overpowered by HERMY in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
OWAIN HARLSON overpowered PRISONER 0327 in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 11 - 1 66 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 21 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 23 - 0 28 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 493 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 76 37 1 212 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD PIE 96-1918 33 27 5 229 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 36 24 3 205 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 30 6 0 172 CAER SIDHE (1218)
STRIKING ATTACK BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 24 25 4 153 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 24 15 3 149 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 49 100 4 125 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 18 10 5 86 COLLUSION (1426)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was SCRAPPLE 97-1961. The ten other most popular fighters were SILHOUETTE
26-2006, CADAL 35-1370, TENACIOUS 7-5337, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SANDMAN 97-2610,
SNOTMAN 97-2611, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419,
and BLOOD PIE 96-1918.
The least popular fighter this week was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, PRISONER 0327 82--24539, BILGE RAT
51-5334, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210, HUW AP
HUW 35-3030, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, and HEAD CHEESE 96-1920.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
MURSKA(35) 3 2 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 76 37 1 212 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 29 12 2 183 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 31 11 1 204 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 98 3 213 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 67 104 0 119 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 30 6 0 172 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
BILGE RAT 51-5334 18 4 1 59 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 14 12 2 37 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 33 27 5 229 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 36 24 3 205 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 24 15 3 149 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE