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Date : 11/26/2008 Duedate: 12/09/2008
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DM-101 TURN-494
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MENAGERIE 26/1137 53 27 1 66.3 3 COLLUSION 97/1426 333 311 3 51.7
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 4-GERFEL'S FRIE 11/516 195 185 2 51.3
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 617 481 4 56.2 5 SEA DOGS 51/1440 26 25 0 51.0
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 457 615 9 42.6
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 626 1042 7 37.5
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I'd almost like to chuck the whole mess and go on vacation, maybe do like the
ducks and Debby Tonte and fly south for the winter. But SHE has a long arm, and my
job is to put together something that might, at a casual glance, look like a spy
report.
Zontani Sharp Eyes took the notes, and sometimes I wonder how meaningful the
"Sharp Eyes" business is, you know?
Eleven fights, three standbys.
One challenge: Cadal was the "most challenged" today.
No avoids that I could see. Right, I went back and checked with the clerks in
the Commission office: no avoids.
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (18-10-5,86) of COLLUSION fought PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (14-
12-2,37) of DUNGEON CELL 66. SNOTMAN overpowered PRISONER 0327 in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody one-sided match. Ah, but Snotty, imagine what it would have been like
if they'd let the Prisoner out of the Dungeon Cell before the fight! That might've
been a different set of striped longjohns.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (29-50-1,60) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought HERMY (101-4)
(0-0-0,50) of Assorted Deadbeats. OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by HERMY in a 2
minute one-sided melee. Er, um, I did sort of let Hermy think that the "deadbeats"
designation was Owain's idea. It seems to have annoyed her.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (21-65-0,48) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought BILGE RAT (51-5334)
(18-4-1,59) of SEA DOGS. HUW AP HUW was vanquished by BILGE RAT in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel. I hear that Huw has a tee-shirt in his locker that says "Born
to Lose." Simple truth.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (48-91-1,139) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought KATRINA (101-9)
(0-0-0,170) of Assorted Deadbeats. MATH OP OWAIN vanquished KATRINA in a popular 1
minute uneven duel. Math blamed the "deadbeats" comment on Owain, too, and while
Katrina was distracted... whammo!
GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (30-6-0,172) of CAER SIDHE fought JAMES MADISON (99-1268)
(24-15-3,149) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO. GWYN AP NUDD was overpowered by JAMES MADISON
in a 1 minute uneven melee. How embarrassing.
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (24-25-4,153) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (67-104-0,119) of JUST BECAUSE. BLOODY BRAINLESS was overpowered by GAR &
BRILL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. Well, you'd have to be brainless to lose to
Gar.
SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (31-11-1,204) of MENAGERIE fought SCRAPPLE (97-1961) (36-
24-3,205) of WHY SELL THIS? SILHOUETTE was devastated by SCRAPPLE in a 3 minute
bloody one-sided duel. And we still don't know why anyone sells this.
BLOOD PIE (96-1918) (33-27-5,229) of WHY SELL THIS? fought SOUL SCOURGE (25-
1223) (29-12-2,183) of THE ILLUMINATI. BLOOD PIE was devastated by SOUL SCOURGE in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Does Blood Pie even HAVE a soul? I saw a
blood pie once, and I personally doubt it.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (41-19-3,225) of WHY SELL THIS? fought SHARON SHEW (101-
25) (0-0-0,181) of Assorted Deadbeats. HEAD CHEESE defeated SHARON SHEW in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute duel. She stepped on the Cheese, slipped and fell. It happens.
Our only challenge:
SANDMAN (97-2610) (20-8-4,100) of COLLUSION challenged CADAL (35-1370) (49-100-
4,125) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 25. SANDMAN was devastated by CADAL in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Sometimes, experience shrieks and bites.
For the title:
TENACIOUS (7-5337) (76-37-1,212) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (41-98-3,213) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. TENACIOUS subdued TAVIS CADFALSON in an
exciting 2 minute Title melee. Huh. Zontani didn't even call it a "one-sided"
match. That must be a hint, but don't ask me what.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 77 37 1 218 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 42 19 3 227 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 37 24 3 226 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 99 3 208 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 30 12 2 208 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 31 12 1 194 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 33 28 5 186 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 25 15 3 180 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 34 43 0 169 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 49 91 1 166 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 30 7 0 153 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 104 0 146 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CADAL 35-1370 50 100 4 136 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 24 26 4 126 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDMAN 97-2610 20 9 4 96 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOTMAN 97-2611 19 10 5 88 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
BILGE RAT 51-5334 19 4 1 67 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 29 51 1 45 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 21 66 0 45 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 14 13 2 41 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
To those whom we fought -- Good fight. -- We who fought you
And I can't find it in me to bash 'em for that fulsome communication,
either. One page newsletters? Bah! -- Olaf
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SANDMAN was devastated by CADAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS subdued TAVIS CADFALSON in a exciting 2 minute Title melee.
HEAD CHEESE defeated SHARON SHEW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
BLOOD PIE was devastated by SOUL SCOURGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SILHOUETTE was devastated by SCRAPPLE in a 3 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BLOODY BRAINLESS was overpowered by GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GWYN AP NUDD was overpowered by JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MATH OP OWAIN vanquished KATRINA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HUW AP HUW was vanquished by BILGE RAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
SNOTMAN overpowered PRISONER 0327 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 11 - 1 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 22 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 23 - 0 28 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 494 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 7-5337 77 37 1 218 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)
PARRY-LUNGE SCRAPPLE 97-1961 37 24 3 226 WHY SELL THIS? (1391)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 99 3 208 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 25 15 3 180 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 30 7 0 153 CAER SIDHE (1218)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 104 0 146 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 50 100 4 136 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 19 10 5 88 COLLUSION (1426)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were SOUL
SCOURGE 25-1223, SCRAPPLE 97-1961, BILGE RAT 51-5334, SNOTMAN 97-2611, HEAD CHEESE
96-1920, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, CADAL 35-1370, TENACIOUS 7-5337, SILHOUETTE 26-2006,
and GAR & BRILL 38-4252.
The least popular fighter this week was HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The other ten least
popular fighters were GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, PRISONER 0327
82--24539, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, SANDMAN 97-2610, JAMES MADISON
99-1268, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SILHOUETTE 26-2006, and TENACIOUS 7-5337.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 2 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENACIOUS 7-5337 77 37 1 218 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 30 12 2 208 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 31 12 1 194 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 99 3 208 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 104 0 146 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 30 7 0 153 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
BILGE RAT 51-5334 19 4 1 67 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 14 13 2 41 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 42 19 3 227 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 37 24 3 226 WHY SELL THIS? (1391) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 25 15 3 180 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE