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Date : 12/10/2008 Duedate: 12/23/2008
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DM-101 TURN-495
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MENAGERIE 26/1137 54 28 1 65.9 4 COLLUSION 97/1426 335 311 3 51.9
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 5 SEA DOGS 18/426 30 32 0 48.4
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 620 481 4 56.3 SEA DOGS 51/1440
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 SEA DOGS 36/1450
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 SEA DOGS 21/1446
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441
3 D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449 65 51 1 56.0 SEA DOGS 1/1442
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456
KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455
ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451 DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457
ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 457 616 9 42.6
BLACK & BLUE 73/1454 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 627 1046 7 37.5
D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443 8 PHILANTHROPI 35/1374 0 2 0 0.0
ALL THE MUN'S MEN 24/1447 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395
100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/1445 PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1448
THE FAMILY TREE 73/1452
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ah, the pleasures of the first cycle of fights post-Split. At least, I think
that's what we had today. Sometimes it's hard to be sure. It isn't like the
Commission sees any reason to TELL me these things, after all. Hmm, perhaps that's a
backhanded compliment on my wit? I'm supposed to be able to figure it out, perhaps.
Whatever.
We had seventeen fights with only three standbys, which is VERY good. I salute
everyone who turned up and hope you stay active until the next Split. Bring your
friends.
There were no challenges and no avoids. After all, no way to be sure who'd
still be here, eh?
ABBOTT (14-4131) (18-6-2,60) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought PRISONER BG11 (99-1620)
(7-6-4,21) of DUNGEON CELL 508C. ABBOTT savagely defeated PRISONER BG11 in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody fight. Both new here, I believe, and in fact, new on the
Isle. Well, I take it back, the Prisoner may have been here last time, but they all
look alike, you know?
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (29-51-1,45) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought KNOTHANDLER (21-
6555) (17-8-2,41) of SEA DOGS. OWAIN HARLSON overpowered KNOTHANDLER in an exciting
1 minute brutal one-sided bout. Doubtless an experience pleasant for its rarity for
Owain. Winning, you know.
OH OHLISH OMINAH (35-3912) (14-10-2,54) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 fought SHEWISH
WHALER (18-9272) (26-14-1,90) of SEA DOGS. OH OHLISH OMINAH was bested by SHEWISH
WHALER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl. I don't know about the Shewish Whaler,
sorry, but after a while, all you gladiators tend to blur together (it would help me
keep you separate if you talked), but I know I haven't seen OH here before. An
unusual name is almost as good as a penchant for personals to make a gladiator
memorable.
PATCH (36-7297) (17-14-0,51) of SEA DOGS fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (21-66-
0,45) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PATCH vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
More like sea wolves than dogs, I think. Very determined on the sands. Of course,
you should be. That's why you're there. It isn't a pink-sugar tea party.
BILGE RAT (51-5334) (19-4-1,67) of SEA DOGS fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-
0,30) of Various Odds and Bodds. BILGE RAT overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. Is there some rule of the sea that allows a rat to
get away with sinking the ship that it intends to desert? Not my thing, sea stuff,
so I wouldn't really know.
PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (14-13-2,41) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought MEAN SPIRIT
(101-5) (0-0-0,70) of Various Odds and Bodds. PRISONER 0327 was viciously subdued by
MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. Ho, you think we call it a MEAN
Spirit as a joke? In the immortal words of Debby Tonte, As if!
PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (29-57-0,80) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought SNOTMAN (97-
2611) (19-10-5,88) of COLLUSION. PRISONER 0103 was devastated by SNOTMAN in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. Slimed, how horrid. Still, with enough
slime, could a prisoner not just SLIDE out of the cell?
SANDMAN (97-2610) (20-9-4,96) of COLLUSION fought ZEBZAMBEZI (35-3581) (14-7-
3,52) of PHILANTHROPISTS. SANDMAN overpowered ZEBZAMBEZI in a 1 minute one-sided
match. Another newcommer. I am quite sure I would have remembered anybody with a
name like Zebzambezi.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-7724) (32-40-0,149) of SEA DOGS fought KARATIA (73-3624)
(21-5-1,100) of KIWI CONNECTION. MAKESHIFT ANCHOR was savagely defeated by KARATIA
in an action packed 2 minute match. Sometimes makeshift is not good enough. I don't
actually recall whether Makeshift is new here, these sea dogs all seem to look alike.
Which is odd when you consider the range of sizes and races.
CADAL (35-1370) (50-100-4,136) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought KISSYFUR (67-2187)
(27-15-1,150) of ALL-STAR NANA'S. CADAL was vanquished by KISSYFUR in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Yes, but he (Cadal) got to kiss the Kissyfur, didn't he? That might
make up for a lot.
U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643) (25-18-1,143) of D-DAY SQUAD fought GAR & BRILL (38-
4252) (68-104-0,146) of JUST BECAUSE. U.S.S. ARIZONA unbelievably bested GAR & BRILL
in a 2 minute gory duel. Just because U.S.S. is new here is no reason to DOUBT its
performance.
PRISONER 0118 (82-33748) (22-52-0,113) of DUNGEON CELL 24 fought BLOODY
BRAINLESS (96-2206) (24-26-4,126) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS. PRISONER 0118 was handily
defeated by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute uneven fight. Clearly, though Bloody may
have been brainless (this is debatable), he wasn't handless, having enough of them
"on hand" to do the job.
BALLAST (1-7727) (29-41-0,164) of SEA DOGS fought JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (25-
15-3,180) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO. BALLAST was vanquished by JAMES MADISON in an
exciting 2 minute mismatched fight. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum on a dead
president's chest? Not today.
GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (30-7-0,153) of CAER SIDHE fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418)
(49-91-1,166) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. GWYN AP NUDD overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. Ah, now I know we've seen this one before. At
least, I think we have.
SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (31-12-1,194) of MENAGERIE fought GOLDENBEARD (21-6202)
(28-6-1,202) of SEA DOGS. SILHOUETTE was viciously subdued by GOLDENBEARD in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brawl. Damn, my spies are letting me down, I was trying to find
out if Goldenbeard was actually "tall, blond, and handsome," and they don't KNOW!
How tedious of them.
BATMUN (37-2634) (36-14-0,433) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN fought NAIHREN (101-27) (0-
0-0,240) of Various Odds and Bodds. BATMUN was vanquished by NAIHREN in an exciting
3 minute gory uneven battle. I don't think I've seen this Bat character around here
recently. A little cold for night flying, isn't it?
For the title:
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (42-19-3,227) of WHY SELL THIS? fought TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (41-99-3,208) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HEAD CHEESE bested TAVIS CADFALSON in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute Title fight. Well, this is the position for the HEAD cheese,
so I guess this makes some kind of sense. Congratulations.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 43 19 3 233 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 29 6 1 218 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 100 3 204 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 31 13 1 197 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
-HORTATOR 1-7791 30 33 3 197 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
BATMUN 37-2634 36 15 0 191 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 26 15 3 189 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 31 7 0 173 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
BALLAST 1-7727 29 42 0 161 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
KISSYFUR 67-2187 28 15 1 157 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 49 92 1 156 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 26 18 1 151 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 105 0 142 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 25 26 4 134 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
CADAL 35-1370 50 101 4 133 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KARATIA 73-3624 22 5 1 133 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
-MISS TEAK 1-8015 30 25 1 126 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 32 41 0 123 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 22 53 0 106 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDMAN 97-2610 21 9 4 100 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
SNOTMAN 97-2611 20 10 5 97 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 27 14 1 92 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 29 58 0 75 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
BILGE RAT 51-5334 20 4 1 69 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 6 2 62 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912 14 11 2 61 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395) MURSKA
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 30 51 1 60 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PATCH 36-7297 18 14 0 59 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581 14 8 3 56 PHILANTHROPISTS (1374) MURSKA
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 14 14 2 43 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 21 67 0 38 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 17 9 2 32 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 7 7 4 29 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
To those whom we fought -- Good fight. -- We who fought you
And I can't find it in me to bash 'em for that fulsome communication, either. --
Olaf
One page newsletters? Bah! -- Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEAD CHEESE bested TAVIS CADFALSON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Title fight.
BATMUN was vanquished by NAIHREN in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven battle.
SILHOUETTE was viciously subdued by GOLDENBEARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
GWYN AP NUDD overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
BALLAST was vanquished by JAMES MADISON in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
PRISONER 0118 was handily defeated by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
U.S.S. ARIZONA unbelievably bested GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute gory duel.
CADAL was vanquished by KISSYFUR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR was savagely defeated by KARATIA in a action packed 2 minute match.
SANDMAN overpowered ZEBZAMBEZI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRISONER 0103 was devastated by SNOTMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PRISONER 0327 was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BILGE RAT overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PATCH vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OH OHLISH OMINAH was bested by SHEWISH WHALER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
OWAIN HARLSON overpowered KNOTHANDLER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
ABBOTT savagely defeated PRISONER BG11 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 14 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 15 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 22 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 22 - 0 31 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
Turn 495 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 4 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 43 19 3 233 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 29 6 1 218 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 26 15 3 189 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 31 7 0 173 CAER SIDHE (1218)
WALL OF STEEL U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 26 18 1 151 D-DAY SQUAD (1449)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 105 0 142 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 50 101 4 133 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW KARATIA 73-3624 22 5 1 133 KIWI CONNECTION (1453)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 20 10 5 97 COLLUSION (1426)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, KARATIA 73-3624, SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272,
ABBOTT 14-4131, GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210, SNOTMAN 97-2611, BILGE RAT 51-5334, HEAD CHEESE
96-1920, and BATMUN 37-2634.
The least popular fighter this week was HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The other ten least
popular fighters were ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581, CADAL 35-1370, PRISONER BG11 99-1620,
PRISONER 0327 82--24539, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, SILHOUETTE 26-2006, KNOTHANDLER
21-6555, OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912, PATCH 36-7297, and MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 6 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 3 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 29 42 0 161 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 6 2 62 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 27 14 1 92 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 29 6 1 218 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
SILHOUETTE 26-2006 31 13 1 197 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 26 18 1 151 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 100 3 204 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PATCH 36-7297 18 14 0 59 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
BATMUN 37-2634 36 15 0 191 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 105 0 142 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 31 7 0 173 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
BILGE RAT 51-5334 20 4 1 69 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
KISSYFUR 67-2187 28 15 1 157 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
KARATIA 73-3624 22 5 1 133 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 22 53 0 106 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 43 19 3 233 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SANDMAN 97-2610 21 9 4 100 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 26 15 3 189 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
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