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Date : 12/24/2008 Duedate: 01/06/2009
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DM-101 TURN-496
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-MENAGERIE 26/1137 54 28 1 65.9 MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 5 COLLUSION 97/1426 337 311 4 52.0
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
2 WHY SELL THI 97/1391 623 481 4 56.4 6 SEA DOGS 18/426 36 40 0 47.4
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 SEA DOGS 51/1440
WHY SELL THIS? 96/1390 SEA DOGS 36/1450
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 SEA DOGS 1/1442
3 D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449 66 55 1 54.5 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441
ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355 SEA DOGS 21/1446
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444 DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457
ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455
KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456
D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 457 617 9 42.6
THE FAMILY TREE 73/1452 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 631 1047 7 37.6
ALL THE MUN'S MEN 24/1447 9 PHILANTHROPI 35/1374 0 4 0 0.0
100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/1445 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395
BLACK & BLUE 73/1454 PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1448
4 CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 969 850 15 53.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, the office of the Commission says "Rush this, Olaf." Something about the
sun having finally stopped heading south and considering a return northward, and
everyone wants a holiday. I can work with that.
So, short and simple:
No one was Most Avoided. In fact, no one was avoided at all.
Huw ap Huw got the most challenges, and no surprise there.
Nineteen fights, four of them involving standbys, but still, this is GOOD. Six
challenges.
KNOTHANDLER (21-6555) (17-9-2,32) of SEA DOGS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of Various Odds and Bods. KNOTHANDLER was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a
1 minute mismatched competition.
PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (14-14-2,43) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought LAKE SAILOR
(101-2) (0-0-0,30) of Various Odds and Bods. PRISONER 0327 narrowly defeated LAKE
SAILOR in an exciting 3 minute gory bout.
And there's half our standbys out of the way in the first two fights.
PATCH (36-7297) (18-14-0,59) of SEA DOGS fought ABBOTT (14-4131) (19-6-2,62) of
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. PATCH overpowered ABBOTT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (29-58-0,75) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of Various Odds and Bods. PRISONER 0103 was bested by B&G BOUNCER
in a 2 minute brawl.
BILGE RAT (51-5334) (20-4-1,69) of SEA DOGS fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) of
Various Odds and Bods. BILGE RAT viciously subdued HERMY in an exciting 3 minute
bloody fray.
And the rest of the standbys have been and done their thing and gone. Two-two
for the standbys. There are managed teams that would be glad to achieve that
win/loss ratio.
PORKY PIG (72-5953) (15-6-2,53) of MEAT YOUR MAKER fought PRISONER BG11 (99-
1620) (7-7-4,29) of DUNGEON CELL 508C. PORKY PIG savagely defeated PRISONER BG11 in
a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (25-26-4,134) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought SHEWISH
WHALER (18-9272) (27-14-1,92) of SEA DOGS. BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered SHEWISH
WHALER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. This Shewish Whaler should be a standby,
with a name like that.
SHEWISH CORSAIR (18-9237) (21-8-2,102) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(68-105-0,142) of JUST BECAUSE. SHEWISH CORSAIR devastated GAR & BRILL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MISS TEAK (1-8015) (30-25-1,126) of SEA DOGS fought CADAL (35-1370) (50-101-
4,133) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. MISS TEAK was subdued by CADAL in a crowd pleasing 3
minute bloody match.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (49-92-1,156) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER 0118
(82-33748) (22-53-0,106) of DUNGEON CELL 24. MATH OP OWAIN savagely defeated
PRISONER 0118 in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
KISSYFUR (67-2187) (28-15-1,157) of ALL-STAR NANA'S fought BALLAST (1-7727) (29-
42-0,161) of SEA DOGS. KISSYFUR lost to BALLAST in a popular 5 minute fight.
HORTATOR (1-7791) (30-33-3,197) of SEA DOGS fought U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643) (26-
18-1,151) of D-DAY SQUAD. HORTATOR vanquished U.S.S. ARIZONA in a popular 1 minute
gruesome uneven duel.
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (26-15-3,189) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought LONDON
QUIREBOY (59-2513) (27-10-1,207) of CHAPEL ROCK. JAMES MADISON devastated LONDON
QUIREBOY in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
Listen, I did say it would be short and simple, didn't I? Warrior listings on the
front page, probably. Sometimes it works out that way. Live with it.
The challenges:
ZEBZAMBEZI (35-3581) (14-8-3,56) of PHILANTHROPISTS challenged HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (21-67-0,38) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 18. ZEBZAMBEZI slimly lost to HUW AP
HUW in a 2 minute Challenge match.
OH OHLISH OMINAH (35-3912) (14-11-2,61) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 challenged OWAIN
HARLSON (35-3130) (30-51-1,60) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 1. OH OHLISH OMINAH was
devastated by OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (20-10-5,97) of COLLUSION challenged KARATIA (73-3624) (22-5-
1,133) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 26. SNOTMAN assassinated KARATIA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match.
SANDMAN (97-2610) (21-9-4,100) of COLLUSION challenged MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-7724)
(32-41-0,123) of SEA DOGS. Up 23. SANDMAN viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a
10 minute Challenge brawl.
BATMUN (37-2634) (36-15-0,191) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN challenged TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (41-100-3,204) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 13. BATMUN subdued TAVIS CADFALSON
in an exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
And for the title:
GOLDENBEARD (21-6202) (29-6-1,218) of SEA DOGS challenged HEAD CHEESE (96-1920)
(43-19-3,233) of WHY SELL THIS?. Up 15. GOLDENBEARD was bested by HEAD CHEESE in a
6 minute Challenge Title fight. Good try, Goldenbeard, but this is the HEAD Cheese,
the Big Wheel. Congratulations to everybody, or at least a salute for showing up.
See you all next year.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 44 19 3 253 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 27 15 3 217 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BATMUN 37-2634 37 15 0 204 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 29 7 1 204 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
HORTATOR 1-7791 31 33 3 200 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 101 3 199 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 27 11 1 187 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 30 42 0 173 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 50 92 1 158 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KISSYFUR 67-2187 28 16 1 156 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 26 19 1 153 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOTMAN 97-2611 21 10 6 150 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
CADAL 35-1370 51 101 4 142 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 26 26 4 140 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237 22 8 2 133 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
MISS TEAK 1-8015 30 26 1 126 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
SANDMAN 97-2610 22 9 4 120 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 106 0 116 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 22 54 0 114 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 32 42 0 112 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
KARATIA 73-3624 22 6 1 108 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 27 15 1 93 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PATCH 36-7297 19 14 0 79 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 31 51 1 74 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BILGE RAT 51-5334 21 4 1 72 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 22 67 0 56 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PORKY PIG 72-5953 16 6 2 55 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 7 2 51 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912 14 12 2 50 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395) MURSKA
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 29 59 0 47 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 15 14 2 46 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581 14 9 3 43 PHILANTHROPISTS (1374) MURSKA
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 7 8 4 33 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 17 10 2 32 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
KARATIA 73-3624 22 6 1 KIWI CONNECTION 1453 SNOTMAN 97-2611 496
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Okay, two pages of newsletter, and we don't even have the warrior listings, much less
the personals, on the front page. I'm going to take this for a good sign, and
seventeen fights for an even better sign. -- Jorja
Head Cheese -- Drat, you're still here. I was hoping we'd be down to a mere
subordinate cheese. Oh, well, sufficient unto the day is the cheese thereof, I
suppose. Unless it's blue or one of the other weird ones. There are limits, even
for cheese. -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S. As to why sell it? Maybe because you can't give it away? How else are you
going to get rid of it?
You shouldn't have bought it in the first place. Then you wouldn't have to get
rid of it.
Gwyn ap Nudd -- Definitely not someone I wanted to meet today, much less lose to
today. There have been threats uttered in my direction, and suspicious hints in the
storyline. I don't like it. -- Math op Owain
Kissyfur -- With a name like that, you really should be female. Well, I suppose if
*I* were female, you'd do fine, but still, I have no desire whatsoever to kiss your
fur. -- Cadal
Patch -- I hope you spring a leak! -- Huw ap Huw
P.S. What did you expect me to say? That I'm delighted for some young hotshot to
come along and demonstrate publicly that I'm a hopeless pud?
Yeah, why not?
Knothandler -- That's what happens when you stand there playing with your knots.
Someone like ME comes along and creams you. -- Owain Harlson
P.S. And I could do without your comments, Olaf.
No, you can't. You'd secretly miss them. I can tell.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOLDENBEARD was bested by HEAD CHEESE in a 6 minute Challenge Title fight.
BATMUN subdued TAVIS CADFALSON in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
SANDMAN viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 10 minute Challenge brawl.
SNOTMAN assassinated KARATIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OH OHLISH OMINAH was devastated by OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ZEBZAMBEZI slimly lost to HUW AP HUW in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JAMES MADISON devastated LONDON QUIREBOY in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
HORTATOR vanquished U.S.S. ARIZONA in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
KISSYFUR lost to BALLAST in a popular 5 minute fight.
MATH OP OWAIN savagely defeated PRISONER 0118 in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
MISS TEAK was subdued by CADAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
SHEWISH CORSAIR devastated GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered SHEWISH WHALER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PORKY PIG savagely defeated PRISONER BG11 in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
BILGE RAT viciously subdued HERMY in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
PRISONER 0103 was bested by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute brawl.
PATCH overpowered ABBOTT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER 0327 narrowly defeated LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
KNOTHANDLER was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 1 - 1 89 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 18 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 16 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 19 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 12 - 0 8 |
Turn 496 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 44 19 3 253 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 27 15 3 217 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 29 7 1 204 SEA DOGS (1446)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 31 33 3 200 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 27 11 1 187 CHAPEL ROCK (1352)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 21 10 6 150 COLLUSION (1426)
STRIKING ATTACK BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 26 26 4 140 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)
AIMED BLOW PRISONER 0118 82--31788 22 54 0 114 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)
PARRY-RIPOSTE OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912 14 12 2 50 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was GOLDENBEARD 21-6202. The ten other most popular fighters were SANDMAN
97-2610, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, KISSYFUR 67-2187, PORKY PIG 72-5953, MATH OP OWAIN
35-1418, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, BILGE RAT 51-5334, MISS TEAK 1-8015, HEAD CHEESE
96-1920, and CADAL 35-1370.
The least popular fighter this week was ABBOTT 14-4131. The other ten least popular
fighters were SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272, OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912, KARATIA 73-3624,
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, PRISONER 0118
82--31788, U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643, SNOTMAN 97-2611, and PRISONER BG11 99-1620.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 1
MURSKA(35) 4 3 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 31 33 3 200 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 7 2 51 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237 22 8 2 133 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 29 7 1 204 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 26 19 1 153 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 41 101 3 199 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PATCH 36-7297 19 14 0 79 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
BATMUN 37-2634 37 15 0 204 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 68 106 0 116 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BILGE RAT 51-5334 21 4 1 72 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 27 11 1 187 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
KISSYFUR 67-2187 28 16 1 156 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
PORKY PIG 72-5953 16 6 2 55 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
KARATIA 73-3624 22 6 1 108 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 22 54 0 114 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 44 19 3 253 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SNOTMAN 97-2611 21 10 6 150 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 27 15 3 217 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE