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Date : 01/07/2009 Duedate: 01/20/2009
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DM-101 TURN-497
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-MENAGERIE 26/1137 54 28 1 65.9 THE FAMILY TREE 73/1452
CAER SIDHE 41/1218 5-COLLUSION 97/1426 337 311 4 52.0
2 WHY SELL THI 96/1390 625 482 4 56.5 6 SEA DOGS 18/426 43 46 0 48.3
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 SEA DOGS 51/1440
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 SEA DOGS 36/1450
3-CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 969 850 15 53.3 SEA DOGS 1/1442
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 SEA DOGS 21/1446
4 D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449 67 59 1 53.2 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456
ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444 DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457
ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455
KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 458 617 9 42.6
D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 633 1050 7 37.6
BLACK & BLUE 73/1454 9-PHILANTHROPI 35/1374 0 4 0 0.0
100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/1445 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395
ALL THE MUN'S MEN 24/1447 PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1448
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
This'll be our last meeting before the tourney, and a good thing, what with so
many people on hold until then. Sixteen fights, five against standbys. Could be
worse, but it isn't good. Only two challenges. Bah.
Sea Dogs was avoided or were avoided by All the Mun's Men. Works for me. The
Mun was the only manager doing any managing this time, both challenges were from his
boys, too. So it goes, you get out what you put in, all that kind of stuff. I've
got a book full of quotes like that.
The fights:
KNOTHANDLER (21-6555) (17-10-2,32) of SEA DOGS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of Tired Old Standbys. KNOTHANDLER was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute
one-sided brawl. Puny, definitely puny.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (22-67-0,56) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER BG11 (99-
1620) (7-8-4,33) of DUNGEON CELL 508C. HUW AP HUW viciously subdued PRISONER BG11 in
an exciting 4 minute bloody uneven duel. What's this? Huw isn't supposed to go
winning fights, even when they're uneven. How that man graduated is a mystery to me.
PATCH (36-7297) (19-14-0,79) of SEA DOGS fought ABBOTT (14-4131) (19-7-2,51) of
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. PATCH defeated ABBOTT in a popular 1 minute duel. Ah, where's a
standby when you need one, eh, Abbott?
PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (15-14-2,46) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought MEAN SPIRIT
(101-5) (0-0-0,70) of Tired Old Standbys. PRISONER 0327 was viciously subdued by
MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. The second win by the Mean Spirit,
who seems to be feeling especially mean today.
BILGE RAT (51-5334) (21-4-1,72) of SEA DOGS fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) of
Tired Old Standbys. BILGE RAT viciously subdued HERMY in an exciting 2 minute brutal
contest. Vicious, huh? I won't ask what's behind that.
PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (29-59-0,47) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought LAKE SAILOR
(101-2) (0-0-0,30) of Tired Old Standbsy. PRISONER 0103 was killed by LAKE SAILOR in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. Ouch, talk about embarrassing!
SHEWISH WHALER (18-9272) (27-15-1,93) of SEA DOGS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130)
(31-51-1,74) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SHEWISH WHALER overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Does this mean Owain is a whale?
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (26-26-4,140) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (68-106-0,116) of JUST BECAUSE. BLOODY BRAINLESS was vanquished by GAR &
BRILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. Tedious. Why? Oh, just because.
BALLAST (1-7727) (30-42-0,173) of SEA DOGS fought CADAL (35-1370) (51-101-4,142)
of CHILDREN OF LLYR. BALLAST outwaited CADAL in a popular 8 minute duel. Eight
minutes? That's nothing, real scum can go for hours and even days.
U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643) (26-19-1,153) of D-DAY SQUAD fought MISS TEAK (1-8015)
(30-26-1,126) of SEA DOGS. U.S.S. ARIZONA overpowered MISS TEAK in an action packed
1 minute uneven melee. Sank her. Sunk her? Whatever. Down she went.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (50-92-1,158) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER 0118
(82-33748) (22-54-0,114) of DUNGEON CELL 24. MATH OP OWAIN was luckily beaten by
PRISONER 0118 in a 2 minute bloody brawl. I dunno, I don't think I believe in luck.
Not this kind, anyway.
GOLDENBEARD (21-6202) (29-7-1,204) of SEA DOGS fought KISSYFUR (67-2187) (28-16-
1,156) of ALL-STAR NANA'S. GOLDENBEARD devastated KISSYFUR in a popular 1 minute
bloody uneven brawl. Beard to beard, so to speak.
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (41-101-3,199) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought HUNGRY
HAROLD (101-29) (0-0-0,200) of Tired Old Standbys. TAVIS CADFALSON defeated HUNGRY
HAROLD in an exciting 1 minute fight. But he bought him a sandwich afterward.
Harold's easy if you know how to handle him.
The challenges:
KARATIA (73-3624) (22-6-1,108) of KIWI CONNECTION challenged MAKESHIFT ANCHOR
(1-7724) (32-42-0,112) of SEA DOGS. Up 4. KARATIA was narrowly defeated by
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 8 minute Challenge melee. There's probably some nautical
comment that should be made here, but I can't think of it. Not a lot of specifically
nautical stuff in the Book of Words.
BATMUN (37-2634) (37-15-0,204) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN challenged JAMES MADISON
(99-1268) (27-15-3,217) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO. Up 13. BATMUN was devastated by
JAMES MADISON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. People keep underestimating
dead guys. Works for us.
For the title:
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (44-19-3,253) of WHY SELL THIS? fought HORTATOR (1-7791)
(31-33-3,200) of SEA DOGS. HEAD CHEESE vanquished HORTATOR in a 2 minute mismatched
Title brawl. It's still the Cheese on top. Congratulations.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 45 19 3 264 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 28 15 3 239 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 30 7 1 212 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 42 101 3 206 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HORTATOR 1-7791 31 34 3 198 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
BATMUN 37-2634 37 16 0 194 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 27 11 1 187 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 31 42 0 175 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
KISSYFUR 67-2187 28 17 1 163 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 27 19 1 159 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SNOTMAN 97-2611 21 10 6 150 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
CADAL 35-1370 51 102 4 148 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 54 0 142 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 69 106 0 139 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237 22 8 2 133 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 50 93 1 132 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 33 42 0 125 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
MISS TEAK 1-8015 30 27 1 125 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
-SANDMAN 97-2610 22 9 4 120 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 26 27 4 118 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
KARATIA 73-3624 22 7 1 107 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 28 15 1 99 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PATCH 36-7297 20 14 0 84 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
BILGE RAT 51-5334 22 4 1 74 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 31 52 1 72 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 23 67 0 58 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 8 2 55 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 16 6 2 55 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
-OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912 14 12 2 50 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395) MURSKA
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 15 15 2 48 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
-ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581 14 9 3 43 PHILANTHROPISTS (1374) MURSKA
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 7 9 4 34 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 29 60 0 33 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 17 11 2 32 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PRISONER 0103 82-33733 29 60 0 DUNGEON CELL 21 1455 LAKE SAILOR 497
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Batmun -- Who sent out the bat-signal for YOU? I didn't need this to start the year
with. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Oh Ohlish Ominah -- That wasn't philanthropy, I won it fair and square. -- Owain
Harlson
Zebzambezi -- Hey, if that's philanthropy, I'll TAKE it. -- Huw ap Huw
Prisoner 0118 -- I don't know what you did, young woman, but it might be as well that
you aren't loose on the world. -- Math op Owain
Miss Teak -- I always did like working with wood. -- Cadal
Olaf -- Well, you can tell WRONG, then. -- Owain Harlson
I'm never wrong. You're just in denial.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BATMUN was devastated by JAMES MADISON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KARATIA was narrowly defeated by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 8 minute Challenge melee.
HEAD CHEESE vanquished HORTATOR in a 2 minute mismatched Title brawl.
TAVIS CADFALSON defeated HUNGRY HAROLD in a exciting 1 minute fight.
GOLDENBEARD devastated KISSYFUR in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
MATH OP OWAIN was luckily beaten by PRISONER 0118 in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
U.S.S. ARIZONA overpowered MISS TEAK in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BALLAST outwaited CADAL in a popular 8 minute duel.
BLOODY BRAINLESS was vanquished by GAR & BRILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHEWISH WHALER overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
PRISONER 0103 was killed by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BILGE RAT viciously subdued HERMY in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
PRISONER 0327 was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
PATCH defeated ABBOTT in a popular 1 minute duel.
HUW AP HUW viciously subdued PRISONER BG11 in a exciting 4 minute bloody uneven duel.
KNOTHANDLER was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 1 - 1 88 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 19 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 17 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 18 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 22 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 15 - 0 12 |
Turn 497 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 45 19 3 264 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 28 15 3 239 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 30 7 1 212 SEA DOGS (1446)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 31 34 3 198 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 27 19 1 159 D-DAY SQUAD (1449)
AIMED BLOW PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 54 0 142 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 69 106 0 139 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was CADAL 35-1370. The ten other most popular fighters were HUW AP HUW 35-3030,
KARATIA 73-3624, GOLDENBEARD 21-6202, BILGE RAT 51-5334, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, TAVIS
CADFALSON 35-1419, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, BALLAST 1-7727, PRISONER 0327 82--24539,
and MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724.
The least popular fighter this week was KNOTHANDLER 21-6555. The other ten least
popular fighters were ABBOTT 14-4131, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130,
MISS TEAK 1-8015, KISSYFUR 67-2187, PRISONER BG11 99-1620, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206,
PATCH 36-7297, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, and U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 2 0 MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 31 34 3 198 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 8 2 55 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 28 15 1 99 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 30 7 1 212 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 27 19 1 159 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 42 101 3 206 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PATCH 36-7297 20 14 0 84 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
BATMUN 37-2634 37 16 0 194 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 69 106 0 139 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BILGE RAT 51-5334 22 4 1 74 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
KISSYFUR 67-2187 28 17 1 163 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
KARATIA 73-3624 22 7 1 107 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 54 0 142 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 45 19 3 264 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 28 15 3 239 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE