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Date : 02/18/2009 Duedate: 03/03/2009
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-500
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 WHY SELL THI 96/1390 631 485 4 56.5 SEA DOGS 21/1446
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 SEA DOGS 1/1442
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441
2 SPARF! 20/1069 976 855 15 53.3 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 5 D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449 70 71 1 49.6
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451
3 COLLUSION 97/1426 341 313 4 52.1 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453
4 SEA DOGS 18/426 62 60 0 50.8 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444
SEA DOGS 51/1440 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 460 618 9 42.7
SEA DOGS 36/1450 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 638 1060 7 37.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Captain of the Guard!
It brings tears to an old pirate's eyes. You see, I was once before a captain. I
captained a ship in the Trier Sea, in a previous life it seems, surviving off steel
and wits and the cargo from the merchant ships of Sunset. Those days are long past,
though. What followed were dark times: capture, imprisonment, and a choice, fight
for the glory of Sunset in the arena or die at the end of a rope. The result was
likely to be the same, as few survive the gladiatorial games, but I took a chance in
the arena and here I am.
I know that this title of Captain is only honorary, but I am proud to hold it, if
only for a cycle. My manager is also proud, or so he tells me, as I am the first
warrior under his care to capture a title on the Isle.
I issue no challenges and no avoids this cycle. I have no bones to pick with anyone.
If Batmun wants a shot, it is his. If not, I am happy to fight whoever they send my
way.
Goldenbeard
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. [I've never
tried to put Zontani in a barrel, but it sounds like a good plan.] Hey everybody,
watch out for BLOODY BRAINLESS, who flew up 28 points in the rankings after mashing
TAVIS CADFALSON like a melon. [Who wants a mashed melon? You get sticky juice and
slippery seeds everywhere.] Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. TAVIS CADFALSON lost to BLOODY BRAINLESS and
drops 26 points. It's a proud day for the DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO stable, as their
warrior, JAMES MADISON, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid COLLUSION, please raise you hand. Wow. Does HOME GUARD really have that many
liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: COLLUSION + Weapons That go
Boom = SEA DOGS + Avoid City. Well just about everybody wants a piece of U.S.S.
ARIZONA, who was this week's most challenged warrior. Well, it looks like SNOTMAN
wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so he went for broke by challenging up 29 points.
No guts, no glory. I heard SNOTMAN laughed all the way to the inn as his new point
total of 210 was posted in the arena. I guess beating BATMUN really pays! In a
mismatch, our friend ROWDY YOBBO of SPARF! got heroic notions and challenged SANDMAN.
What did it get it? A 25-30-1 record, that's what. To the crowd's chants of 'Bo-zo
bo-zo bo-zo', SANDMAN was taken out by the lower-ranked ROWDY YOBBO. (Maybe it's
time to think Dark Arena?). Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had
CATFISH HUNTER challenge up 42 points in the rankings to take on MAKESHIFT ANCHOR? I
don't know about you, but when I saw CATFISH HUNTER step out on the sands with
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR, I though it was over before it started. Good upset CATFISH HUNTER!
Well, it looks like ABBOTT wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so he went for broke
by challenging up 37 points. No guts, no glory. Trading many whacks on the head and
a loss for 5 recognition points, ABBOTT shows that a guy doesn't have to be good to
get places. CAULIFLOWER EARS of OTTO'S PARTS had better have a good reason for
challenging down 9 points in a challenge which he won. I thought CAULIFLOWER EARS
showed great skill and promise when he defeated HUW AP HUW. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! [Nah, not really. Nothing happens here but fights, and
you see one fight, the others aren't that amazing.] Here's some advice: warriors
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle. [Of
course, you guys are already here.]
Well, there's the manager of the HOME GUARD giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos),
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
We had eighteen fights, five of them involving standbys. There were seven challenges
issued and accepted, none of them tv.
KNOTHANDLER (21-6555) (19-11-2,56) of SEA DOGS fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-
0,30) of the Louts Local 101. KNOTHANDLER overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1
minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER BG11 (99-1620) (7-11-4,26) of DUNGEON CELL 508C fought MEAN SPIRIT
(101-5) (0-0-0,70) of the Louts Local 101. PRISONER BG11 was viciously subdued by
MEAN SPIRIT in an exciting 2 minute fight.
PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (16-16-2,56) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought LAKE SAILOR
(101-2) (0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. PRISONER 0327 slimly won victory over
LAKE SAILOR in a 3 minute brawl.
PATCH (36-7297) (22-14-0,88) of SEA DOGS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-0,70)
of the Louts Local 101. PATCH was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided
fray.
BILGE RAT (51-5334) (23-5-1,65) of SEA DOGS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the Louts Local 101. BILGE RAT handily defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 2
minute bloody uneven fight. To bad Bilge couldn't have fought the Rat Of Unusual
Size. That might've been something to see.
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (24-17-0,72) of USELESS TOOLS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (33-52-1,81) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PHONELESS CORD demolished OWAIN HARLSON in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CADAL (35-1370) (52-103-4,152) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(70-107-0,141) of JUST BECAUSE. CADAL was devastated by GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute
brutal mismatched conflict.
BALLAST (1-7727) (32-43-0,161) of SEA DOGS fought KISSYFUR (67-2187) (29-18-
1,148) of ALL-STAR NANA'S. BALLAST beat KISSYFUR in an exciting 6 minute brutal
fight.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (46-20-3,201) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-
1418) (51-94-1,151) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HEAD CHEESE vanquished MATH OP OWAIN in an
exciting 7 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (43-102-3,197) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought BLOODY
BRAINLESS (96-2206) (28-27-4,163) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS. TAVIS CADFALSON was
vanquished by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
The challenges:
KARATIA (73-3624) (22-9-1,57) of KIWI CONNECTION challenged PORKY PIG (72-5953)
(17-7-2,70) of MEAT YOUR MAKER. KARATIA was devastated by PORKY PIG in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge competition.
ABBOTT (14-4131) (19-10-2,47) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS challenged PRISONER 0103 (82-
33733) (30-61-0,84) of DUNGEON CELL 21. ABBOTT was bested by PRISONER 0103 in a 2
minute Challenge match.
CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (21-19-0,43) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged HUW AP HUW
(35-3030) (23-69-0,34) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. CAULIFLOWER EARS devastated HUW AP HUW
in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
PRISONER 0118 (82-33748) (23-56-0,127) of DUNGEON CELL 24 challenged U.S.S.
ARIZONA (34-2643) (27-21-1,124) of D-DAY SQUAD. PRISONER 0118 was devastated by
U.S.S. ARIZONA in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) (19-18-1,122) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged MAKESHIFT
ANCHOR (1-7724) (35-42-0,164) of SEA DOGS. CATFISH HUNTER demolished MAKESHIFT
ANCHOR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (24-30-1,113) of SPARF! challenged SANDMAN (97-2610) (23-
10-4,146) of COLLUSION. ROWDY YOBBO subdued SANDMAN in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (23-10-6,182) of COLLUSION challenged BATMUN (37-2634) (38-17-
0,211) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. SNOTMAN viciously subdued BATMUN in a crowd pleasing 3
minute Challenge fight.
For the title:
GOLDENBEARD (21-6202) (32-7-1,247) of SEA DOGS fought JAMES MADISON (99-1268)
(28-17-3,194) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO. GOLDENBEARD was handily defeated by JAMES
MADISON in a 1 minute uneven Title melee. Too bad, Goldenbeard, but thanks for the
column.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 29 17 3 220 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOTMAN 97-2611 24 10 6 210 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 47 20 3 203 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 28 12 1 202 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
BATMUN 37-2634 38 18 0 191 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 29 27 4 191 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 32 8 1 190 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 33 43 0 172 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 43 103 3 171 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 51 95 1 163 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 71 107 0 158 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 20 18 1 154 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KISSYFUR 67-2187 29 19 1 149 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 25 30 1 143 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-MISS TEAK 1-8015 31 28 1 140 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 28 21 1 137 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
CADAL 35-1370 52 104 4 136 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 35 43 0 134 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
SANDMAN 97-2610 23 11 4 125 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
-SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 29 15 1 121 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 57 0 117 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 25 17 0 88 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 31 61 0 86 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
PORKY PIG 72-5953 18 7 2 84 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
BILGE RAT 51-5334 24 5 1 81 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
PATCH 36-7297 22 15 0 69 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 33 53 1 68 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 20 11 2 60 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 17 16 2 58 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
KARATIA 73-3624 22 10 1 53 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 22 19 0 52 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 11 2 52 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 7 12 4 32 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 23 70 0 27 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
To those we fought -- Good fight. -- We who fought you
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SNOTMAN viciously subdued BATMUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
ROWDY YOBBO subdued SANDMAN in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
CATFISH HUNTER demolished MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PRISONER 0118 was devastated by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CAULIFLOWER EARS devastated HUW AP HUW in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ABBOTT was bested by PRISONER 0103 in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KARATIA was devastated by PORKY PIG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
GOLDENBEARD was handily defeated by JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
TAVIS CADFALSON was vanquished by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HEAD CHEESE vanquished MATH OP OWAIN in a exciting 7 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BALLAST beat KISSYFUR in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
CADAL was devastated by GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
PHONELESS CORD demolished OWAIN HARLSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BILGE RAT handily defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
PATCH was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PRISONER 0327 slimly won victory over LAKE SAILOR in a 3 minute brawl.
PRISONER BG11 was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 2 minute fight.
KNOTHANDLER overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 1 - 1 89 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 25 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 19 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 22 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 21 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 25 - 0 24 |
Turn 500 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 29 17 3 220 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 24 10 6 210 COLLUSION (1426)
TOTAL PARRY HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 47 20 3 203 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
STRIKING ATTACK BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 29 27 4 191 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 32 8 1 190 SEA DOGS (1446)
WALL OF STEEL U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 28 21 1 137 D-DAY SQUAD (1449)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 52 104 4 136 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 57 0 117 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418. The ten other most popular fighters were KISSYFUR
67-2187, SNOTMAN 97-2611, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, BILGE RAT 51-5334, BALLAST 1-7727, GAR
& BRILL 38-4252, BATMUN 37-2634, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315, and
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643.
The least popular fighter this week was PATCH 36-7297. The other ten least popular
fighters were GOLDENBEARD 21-6202, KARATIA 73-3624, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, PRISONER 0118
82--31788, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, PRISONER BG11 99-1620, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130,
CADAL 35-1370, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, and JAMES MADISON 99-1268.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
MURSKA(35) 0 5 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 33 43 0 172 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 20 18 1 154 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 11 2 52 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 25 30 1 143 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 32 8 1 190 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 28 21 1 137 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 43 103 3 171 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PATCH 36-7297 22 15 0 69 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
BATMUN 37-2634 38 18 0 191 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 71 107 0 158 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BILGE RAT 51-5334 24 5 1 81 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 22 19 0 52 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 25 17 0 88 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
KISSYFUR 67-2187 29 19 1 149 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
PORKY PIG 72-5953 18 7 2 84 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
KARATIA 73-3624 22 10 1 53 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 57 0 117 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 47 20 3 203 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SNOTMAN 97-2611 24 10 6 210 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 29 17 3 220 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE