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Date : 03/04/2009 Duedate: 03/17/2009
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DM-101 TURN-501
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 WHY SELL THI 96/1390 634 485 4 56.7 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451
DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453
BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444
2 SPARF! 20/1069 977 856 15 53.3 5 SEA DOGS 1/1442 66 67 0 49.6
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 SEA DOGS 36/1450
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 SEA DOGS 21/1446
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 SEA DOGS 51/1440
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455
3 COLLUSION 97/1426 342 314 4 52.1 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456
4 D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443 74 73 1 50.3 DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457
ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 460 619 9 42.6
D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 641 1062 7 37.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Seems like Alarond expected to meet some friendly fiends, or possibly fiendish
friends, here today. If there are any such around, don't speak up. I don't want to
hear about it.
My thanks to whoever it was besides the Children of Llyr who spoke up today,
sorry I don't remember, but they say memory is the second thing to go, you know. And
it's gone.
The action here today was short, and as sweet as such action ever is. Seventeen
fights, four standbys, one lone challenge.
Collusion was Most Avoided by Chapel Rock. Though Alarond doesn't mention it,
Owain Harlson probably got the most (one) challenges.
KNOTHANDLER (21-6555) (20-11-2,60) of SEA DOGS fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-
0,30) of Tired Old Standbys. KNOTHANDLER overpowered B&G BOUNCER in an exciting 1
minute one-sided bout. Tied him in knots.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (23-70-0,27) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought JETSAM (1-8172)
(18-17-1,72) of SEA DOGS. HUW AP HUW overpowered JETSAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched brawl. Bit of a surprise for Jetsam, eh?
PATCH (36-7297) (22-15-0,69) of SEA DOGS fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-0,30)
of Tired Old Standbys. PATCH was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in an action packed 1
minute uneven struggle. Takes one to fight one?
BILGE RAT (51-5334) (24-5-1,81) of SEA DOGS fought ABBOTT (14-4131) (19-11-2,52)
of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. BILGE RAT handily defeated ABBOTT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
Ah, rats. Dangerous creatures, rats.
PRISONER BG11 (99-1620) (7-12-4,32) of DUNGEON CELL 508C fought PANZER GROUP XIV
(12-2435) (15-12-0,77) of D-DAY SQUAD. PRISONER BG11 was subdued by PANZER GROUP XIV
in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl. This does nothing for me, so I'll just
congratulate Panzer on his victory and keep going.
PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (31-61-0,86) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought KARATIA (73-
3624) (22-10-1,53) of KIWI CONNECTION. PRISONER 0103 devastated KARATIA in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. What is there to say about these prisoners?
They never talk, so we have no clues to work from.
PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (17-16-2,58) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of Tired Old Standbys. PRISONER 0327 defeated B&G BOUNCER in an
exciting 3 minute match. He was tired. The Bouncer.
CADAL (35-1370) (52-104-4,136) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought KISSYFUR (67-2187)
(29-19-1,149) of ALL-STAR NANA'S. CADAL was overpowered by KISSYFUR in a 1 minute
one-sided melee. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this Kissyfur male? I didn't
think Cadal was that kind of guy.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-7724) (35-43-0,134) of SEA DOGS fought SANDMAN (97-2610)
(23-11-4,125) of COLLUSION. MAKESHIFT ANCHOR was viciously subdued by SANDMAN in a
popular 4 minute gory duel. What, was Sandman a "makeshift bottom" so the anchor
wouldn't hold?
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (43-103-3,171) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER
0118 (82-33748) (23-57-0,117) of DUNGEON CELL 24. TAVIS CADFALSON viciously subdued
PRISONER 0118 in an action packed 2 minute gory duel. Anybody surprised?
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (71-107-0,158) of JUST BECAUSE fought U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-
2643) (28-21-1,137) of D-DAY SQUAD. GAR & BRILL was defeated by U.S.S. ARIZONA in an
action packed 1 minute melee. Okay. And?
BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-2206) (29-27-4,191) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS fought BALLAST (1-
7727) (33-43-0,172) of SEA DOGS. BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered BALLAST in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle. Figures.
HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (47-20-3,203) of WHY SELL THIS? fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-
1418) (51-95-1,163) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HEAD CHEESE bested MATH OP OWAIN in an
action packed 5 minute brawl. Five minutes? Sleeping on the job, Head Cheese?
LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (28-12-1,202) of CHAPEL ROCK fought AYLIAN (101-23)
(0-0-0,181) of Tired Old Standbys. LONDON QUIREBOY defeated AYLIAN in an exciting 2
minute fight. This is "loafing on the job" or something, right? Go for it.
BATMUN (37-2634) (38-18-0,191) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN fought GOLDENBEARD (21-6202)
(32-8-1,190) of SEA DOGS. BATMUN defeated GOLDENBEARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute
bloody duel. Way it goes, Goldenbeard, you lose and everyone forgets you.
The challenge match:
PORKY PIG (72-5953) (18-7-2,84) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (33-53-1,68) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 16. PORKY PIG was unbelievably bested
by OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Believe it.
For the title:
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (29-17-3,220) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought SNOTMAN (97-
2611) (24-10-6,210) of COLLUSION. JAMES MADISON demolished SNOTMAN in a 1 minute
one-sided Title melee. No changes.
See you in two weeks,
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 30 17 3 237 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BATMUN 37-2634 39 18 0 211 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 48 20 3 205 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 29 12 1 205 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 30 27 4 197 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405) OLD VALAMANTIS
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 32 9 1 193 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
SNOTMAN 97-2611 24 11 6 193 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 51 96 1 177 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 44 103 3 173 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BALLAST 1-7727 33 44 0 168 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
KISSYFUR 67-2187 30 19 1 157 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 29 21 1 154 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 20 18 1 154 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 71 108 0 145 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 25 30 1 143 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-MISS TEAK 1-8015 31 28 1 140 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
SANDMAN 97-2610 24 11 4 138 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
CADAL 35-1370 52 105 4 132 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 35 44 0 128 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 58 0 126 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 32 61 0 95 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILGE RAT 51-5334 25 5 1 89 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 34 53 1 88 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 25 17 0 88 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-BULLPEN ACE 47-5907 22 13 3 82 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PANZER GROUP XIV 12-2435 16 12 0 79 D-DAY SQUAD (1443) RIZTAB
PORKY PIG 72-5953 18 8 2 72 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 24 70 0 64 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 21 11 2 63 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-HEART BREAKER 26-4752 18 8 0 62 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 18 16 2 60 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 12 2 54 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 22 19 0 52 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
KARATIA 73-3624 22 11 1 51 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
PATCH 36-7297 22 16 0 39 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
JETSAM 1-8172 18 18 1 39 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 7 13 4 39 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Tavis Cadalfson -- Ooh, many thanks, I now get to change my training routine and
stagnate for a while -- London Quireboy
Abbott -- Ss, ss, sssaayyy, who's on first -- Pp, pp, pporky, PP, pp, ppppigg
To those whom we fought -- Nothing personal, because there are no personals, I guess,
but we're getting tired. Jorja tells us that we can retire at the upcoming Split,
and she'll "move some REAL puds in here." We're sorry for those puds, but so long as
it isn't us, we say go for it. -- the Children of Llyr
Cauliflower Ears -- Maybe there'll be cooking gladiators later, and they'll know what
to do with you. I haven't a clue. Cheese sauce? -- Huw ap Huw
Bloody Brainless -- And bloody repetitious. We're really tired. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Head Cheese -- I've got an alternate question for your manager, Why harp on this? --
Math op Owain
Gar & Brill -- Old faces that should have been retired years ago. -- Cadal
P.S. Both of us.
Phoneless Cord -- Oh, I dunno, you could use it to strangle someone in an alley. --
Owain Harlson
Goldenbeard -- You were a credit to your title. -- the Children of Llyr
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PORKY PIG was unbelievably bested by OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
JAMES MADISON demolished SNOTMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
BATMUN defeated GOLDENBEARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody duel.
LONDON QUIREBOY defeated AYLIAN in a exciting 2 minute fight.
HEAD CHEESE bested MATH OP OWAIN in a action packed 5 minute brawl.
BLOODY BRAINLESS overpowered BALLAST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GAR & BRILL was defeated by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a action packed 1 minute melee.
TAVIS CADFALSON viciously subdued PRISONER 0118 in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR was viciously subdued by SANDMAN in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
CADAL was overpowered by KISSYFUR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PRISONER 0327 defeated B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 3 minute match.
PRISONER 0103 devastated KARATIA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PRISONER BG11 was subdued by PANZER GROUP XIV in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
BILGE RAT handily defeated ABBOTT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PATCH was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
HUW AP HUW overpowered JETSAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KNOTHANDLER overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 1 78 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 25 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 21 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 19 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 20 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 10 - 28 - 0 26 |
Turn 501 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 30 17 3 237 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
TOTAL PARRY BATMUN 37-2634 39 18 0 211 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355)
WALL OF STEEL LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 29 12 1 205 CHAPEL ROCK (1352)
STRIKING ATTACK BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 30 27 4 197 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 32 9 1 193 SEA DOGS (1446)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 24 11 6 193 COLLUSION (1426)
BASHING ATTACK CADAL 35-1370 52 105 4 132 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 58 0 126 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was GOLDENBEARD 21-6202. The ten other most popular fighters were MATH OP OWAIN
35-1418, SANDMAN 97-2610, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, BATMUN 37-2634, LONDON QUIREBOY
59-2513, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, GAR &
BRILL 38-4252, and MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724.
The least popular fighter this week was ABBOTT 14-4131. The other ten least popular
fighters were CADAL 35-1370, SNOTMAN 97-2611, JETSAM 1-8172, PATCH 36-7297, PRISONER
BG11 99-1620, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, KARATIA 73-3624, BALLAST 1-7727, JAMES MADISON
99-1268, and BILGE RAT 51-5334.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
MURSKA(35) 3 2 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 33 44 0 168 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
PANZER GROUP XIV 12-2435 16 12 0 79 D-DAY SQUAD (1443) RIZTAB
ABBOTT 14-4131 19 12 2 54 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 32 9 1 193 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 29 21 1 154 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 51 96 1 177 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PATCH 36-7297 22 16 0 39 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
BATMUN 37-2634 39 18 0 211 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 71 108 0 145 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BILGE RAT 51-5334 25 5 1 89 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 29 12 1 205 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
KISSYFUR 67-2187 30 19 1 157 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
PORKY PIG 72-5953 18 8 2 72 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
KARATIA 73-3624 22 11 1 51 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 23 58 0 126 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
HEAD CHEESE 96-1920 48 20 3 205 WHY SELL THIS? (1390) OLD VALAMANTIS
SNOTMAN 97-2611 24 11 6 193 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 30 17 3 237 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE