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Date   : 04/01/2009    Duedate: 04/14/2009

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DM-101    TURN-503

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 WHY SELL THI 96/1390  638  487  4 56.7      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221               
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                   MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439               
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426        85   74  0 53.5    4 COLLUSION 97/1426     343  317  4 52.0
    SEA DOGS 51/1440                          5 D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449    76   82  1 48.1
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355              
    SEA DOGS 36/1450                            D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443                   
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455                     ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451               
    SEA DOGS 1/1442                             KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453               
    DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441                     OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444             
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456                   6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  461  620  9 42.6
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457                 7 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  645 1068  7 37.7
  3 SPARF! 20/1069        985  861 15 53.4    8 GIRLS X3 43/1459        1    2  0 33.3
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS 71/1460             
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                       9 PHILANTHROPI 35/1374    1    7  0 12.5
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395             
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                     10-ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well!  This is impressive, we had TWENTY-TWO fights today!  And only three of
them involved standbys.  Excellent, you'd think managers were taking us seriously
again.  If it's only a pre-tourney effect and attendance will fall off sharply
afterward, don't tell me now, okay?  I don't want to know in advance.
     Sea Dogs was Most Avoided, probably by the Canophobic League, or maybe the Anti-
Sailors Club.  Well, by the Party Animals, too.  Odd, that, I would have expected the
Sea Dogs to be good at parties.  Or maybe the Party Animals are mostly cats and don't
want dogs around.  Who knows, eh?  Well, actually, if I'm going to be a thorough-
going spy, maybe I should know.  That's my April Fool's resolution, do more spying.
Just in case you wondered.
     Out of eight gladiators who received challenges, Karatia got the most, which I
presume means at least one challenge didn't go through.  Could've been a double-
challenge on Karatia, but that counts.

The fights:
     PATCH (36-7297) (23-16-0,62) of SEA DOGS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (34-54-
1,85) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  PATCH handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in an exciting 1
minute one-sided contest.  In keeping with my resolution to do more spying, or at
least tell more of what I have spied on already, I will disclose that Owain was not
practicing this past week, he was engaging in a cattle raid down toward Khalani.
Don't ask me why, because I don't know what he'd do with the cattle when he got 'em.
Sell the beasts, I suppose.  After all, who wants a bunch of smelly old cows around?
     PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (18-17-2,58) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (25-70-0,76) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  PRISONER 0327 overpowered HUW AP HUW in a 3
minute uneven fray.  An informant in the arena cafeteria tells me that Huw has been
pining over the freshman, Heart Breaker.  Give it up, Huw, it's doomed from the
start.  She'll go on to higher things, and you'll be stuck here in Home Guard
forever.
     BARBIE BENTON (71-2571) (23-7-0,77) of GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS fought JETSAM (1-8172)
(18-19-1,40) of SEA DOGS.  BARBIE BENTON was overpowered by JETSAM in a 2 minute one-
sided duel.  Rumors tell me that Jetsam is trying to give the lie to his name and
prove that he is NOT something to be cast overboard.
     TRACI LORDS (71-2574) (23-11-0,80) of GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS fought ABBOTT (14-4131)
(19-13-2,38) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  TRACI LORDS devastated ABBOTT in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.  If there's a reverse of siroche, Abbott was suffering from it.  The
low altitude and "thick, soupy air" gets to these highlanders now and then.

     PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (33-61-0,121) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought FAST-FINGERS
FRED (101-7) (0-0-0,110) of Tough, Exciting Standbys.  PRISONER 0103 beat FAST-
FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.  Is there, or is there not, any
truth in the rumor that Fred foisted (lovely word!) his pickpocketing crimes onto
this unfortunate Prisoner, leading to false arrest, conviction, and imprisonment?
     PRISONER 0118 (82-33748) (23-59-0,133) of DUNGEON CELL 24 fought LORETTA (101-8)
(0-0-0,110) of Tough, Exciting Standbys.  PRISONER 0118 luckily beat LORETTA in an
exciting 5 minute brutal match.  Why did Loretta fight so hard when it must have been
clear from the first minute that 0118 had the edge?  Rumor hints at a love triangle
here.
     SHEWISH WHALER (18-9272) (30-15-1,124) of SEA DOGS fought SANDMAN (97-2610) (24-
12-4,130) of COLLUSION.  SHEWISH WHALER devastated SANDMAN in a 2 minute gory
mismatched brawl.  And no wonder, anyone who can deal with a Shewish whale won't
boggle at a mere gladiator.  And why, come to think of it, is this colluder not in a
dungeon cell?
     TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (45-103-3,175) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought HOCKEY DUCK
(39-937) (30-20-1,108) of DUCKS UNLIMITED.  TAVIS CADFALSON was overcome by HOCKEY
DUCK in a 2 minute bout.  Perhaps if there was a rematch that was not staged on a
floor of ice, things might be different.  Or then again, maybe not, because it looks
to me like Tavis just doesn't have his heart in this stuff.  Unless that was his
heart on the sands, and he doesn't have it in anything at the moment.  It's kinda
hacked up and hard to be sure.
     MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (51-97-1,155) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought MISTY JENKINS
(43-374) (24-12-0,132) of GIRLS X3.  MATH OP OWAIN won victory over MISTY JENKINS in
a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.  Yes, well, what can a man do when he's trapped in an 
adventure which has just stepped onto the threshold of Really Nasty?

     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (72-108-0,155) of JUST BECAUSE fought MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-
7724) (35-45-0,133) of SEA DOGS.  GAR & BRILL was outwaited by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a
popular 9 minute conflict.  Nine minutes, you call that anything?  Bah.  Actually, I
cleaned up on that, because I bet on the Anchor to hold, while the bookies, fools
that they are, went with Gar and Brill's long-standing habit of standing long.  Of
course, now I'll have to watch out for angry bookies, but what the heck, it's better
than being bored with life.
     U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643) (30-21-1,156) of D-DAY SQUAD fought BALLAST (1-7727)
(33-45-0,157) of SEA DOGS.  U.S.S. ARIZONA was savagely defeated by BALLAST in a
crowd pleasing 6 minute match.  There's a weird logic in this one, but I'm not going
to explore it.  Just thinking about sinking ships makes me queasy.
     ROT TEN EGGS (47-3099) (41-40-0,161) of ROYAL FLUSH fought MISS TEAK (1-8015)
(32-28-1,167) of SEA DOGS.  ROT TEN EGGS was demolished by MISS TEAK in a 2 minute
mismatched match.  Which leads me to wonder about the possible truth in the rumor
that Miss Teak has no sense of smell, perhaps due to a blow to the face at some point
in her career.  Care to comment, Miss T?
     HEAD CHEESE (96-1920) (49-20-3,207) of WHY SELL THIS? fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM
(101-28) (0-0-0,200) of Tough, Exciting Standbys.  HEAD CHEESE was savagely defeated
by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a popular 5 minute melee.  Thereby upholding the honor and
intimdation factor of arenamasters everywhere.  Do not listen to the rumors that
Azeem actually intended to or DID eat head cheese.  Not so.  He sliced it thin and
threw it to his dog.
     BATMUN (37-2634) (39-19-0,202) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN fought BLOODY BRAINLESS (96-
2206) (30-28-4,191) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS.  BATMUN was viciously subdued by BLOODY
BRAINLESS in a popular 3 minute gory duel.  This has caused serious alarm in Gotham
City.  Is Batmun losing his grip?  Has a powerful new super-criminal opened up shop?
What is going on?

The challenge matches!
     OH OHLISH OMINAH (35-3912) (14-13-2,40) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 challenged PRISONER
BG11 (99-1620) (8-13-4,52) of DUNGEON CELL 508C.  Up 12.  OH OHLISH OMINAH viciously
subdued PRISONER BG11 in a 6 minute Challenge duel.  My spies--or informants if you
prefer that term--tell me that this was "personal," though they can't tell me--yet--
what Oh Ohlish has against the Prisoner.
     CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (23-19-0,64) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged KNOTHANDLER
(21-6555) (22-11-2,71) of SEA DOGS.  Up 7.  CAULIFLOWER EARS was overpowered by
KNOTHANDLER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  It isn't every day you see
someone's ears tied in knots.  Quite a trick.  But I'd think the cheese sauce would
make them to slippery to stay knotted.
     ZEBZAMBEZI (35-3581) (14-10-3,41) of PHILANTHROPISTS challenged KARATIA (73-
3624) (22-12-1,47) of KIWI CONNECTION.  Straight across.  ZEBZAMBEZI was overpowered
by KARATIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  I'm sure there's some good
dirt, ah, surprising information on this one, but it seems to be written in chicken
scratches, and I don't read chicken.  I'll have to get this translated and tell you
about it later.
     PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (26-17-0,94) of USELESS TOOLS challenged BILGE RAT (51-
5334) (26-5-1,99) of SEA DOGS.  Up 5.  PHONELESS CORD devastated BILGE RAT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel.  I always knew the Phoneless Cord was a strangler,
and this was an amazing illustration of that very thing:  no words, just a lunge for
the throat.  Scary!
     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (25-31-1,134) of SPARF! challenged CADAL (35-1370) (53-
105-4,148) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 14.  ROWDY YOBBO savagely defeated CADAL in an
exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.  Proof, if any was needed, of the crippling
effect of early training.  Oh, yes, I have uncovered Cadal's secret!  He and some of
his teammates had the misfortune to be thrown into the arena totally unsupervised,
going 1-1-1, no weapons, no armor, for nearly a year before they could get their
manager's attention!  They lost a lot--every fight during that period, in fact, and
it seems to have become a habit.  They're masters at losing.
     CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) (21-18-1,169) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged KISSYFUR (67-
2187) (30-20-1,173) of ALL-STAR NANA'S.  Up 4.  CATFISH HUNTER narrowly defeated
KISSYFUR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.  Does this mean that Kissyfur
is a cat, fish or otherwise?  Because the Commission doesn't have him listed as
Aruaki.  A mystery.  I will set my spies to researching it.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (29-13-1,190) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged GOLDENBEARD
(21-6202) (33-9-1,207) of SEA DOGS.  Up 17.  LONDON QUIREBOY was viciously subdued by
GOLDENBEARD in a 3 minute Challenge battle.  Ho!  You think Goldenbeard is easy?  Not
so.  This is a rough, tough pirate, terror of the shipping lanes around Sunset and
regarded with deep suspicion at noon, too.

And for the title:
     SNOTMAN (97-2611) (25-11-6,219) of COLLUSION challenged JAMES MADISON (99-1268)
(31-17-3,256) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO.  Up 37.  SNOTMAN was devastated by JAMES
MADISON in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  I am impressed that somebody actually
cared enough to challenge for the title, but on the whole glad that it didn't fall to
the well-named Snotman.  Allergies, I suppose.  We don't need that here.

                                        Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       32  17  3  273  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         34   9  1  220  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    31  28  4  214  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         49  21  3  196  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     29  14  1  195  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             25  12  6  194  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 BATMUN 37-2634              39  20  0  192  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355)    SIBIKHAS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       22  18  1  182  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            33  28  1  179  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 BALLAST 1-7727              34  45  0  170  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 KISSYFUR 67-2187            30  21  1  170  ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451)     BARIKALA
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       52  97  1  163  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        41  41  0  154  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      30  22  1  154  D-DAY SQUAD (1449)         MONUNTIAL
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     36  45  0  152  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         26  31  1  149  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          31  20  1  148  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      31  15  1  144  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         72 109  0  142  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     45 104  3  140  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 CADAL 35-1370               53 106  4  139  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     24  59  0  135  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     34  61  0  123  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 SANDMAN 97-2610             24  13  4  121  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      27  17  0  119  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           26   6  1   89  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 PATCH 36-7297               24  16  0   85  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         23  11  2   82  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 PRISONER 0327 82--24539     19  17  2   78  DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441)     DWES EG
 JETSAM 1-8172               19  19  1   78  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
-PANZER GROUP XIV 12-2435    16  13  0   77  D-DAY SQUAD (1443)         RIZTAB
-PORKY PIG 72-5953           19   8  2   75  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       34  55  1   65  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          25  71  0   59  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    23  20  0   59  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-HEART BREAKER 26-4752       18   9  0   59  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 KARATIA 73-3624             23  12  1   57  KIWI CONNECTION (1453)     ERINIKA
 OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912    15  13  2   54  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395)   MURSKA
 ABBOTT 14-4131              19  14  2   42  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444)   TOBIR
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620        8  14  4   42  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581          14  11  3   36  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

To those whom we fought -- Good fight. -- We who fought you

Heart Breaker -- Ma'am, a pretty little thing like you can break my heart any time,
and twice on the weekends. -- Huw ap Huw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNOTMAN was devastated by JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LONDON QUIREBOY was viciously subdued by GOLDENBEARD in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
CATFISH HUNTER narrowly defeated KISSYFUR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
ROWDY YOBBO savagely defeated CADAL in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
PHONELESS CORD devastated BILGE RAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ZEBZAMBEZI was overpowered by KARATIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CAULIFLOWER EARS was overpowered by KNOTHANDLER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
OH OHLISH OMINAH viciously subdued PRISONER BG11 in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
BATMUN was viciously subdued by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
HEAD CHEESE was savagely defeated by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a popular 5 minute melee.
ROT TEN EGGS was demolished by MISS TEAK in a 2 minute mismatched match.
U.S.S. ARIZONA was savagely defeated by BALLAST in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
GAR & BRILL was outwaited by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a popular 9 minute conflict.
MATH OP OWAIN won victory over MISTY JENKINS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
TAVIS CADFALSON was overcome by HOCKEY DUCK in a 2 minute bout.
SHEWISH WHALER devastated SANDMAN in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
PRISONER 0118 luckily beat LORETTA in a exciting 5 minute brutal match.
PRISONER 0103 beat FAST-FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
TRACI LORDS devastated ABBOTT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BARBIE BENTON was overpowered by JETSAM in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0327 overpowered HUW AP HUW in a 3 minute uneven fray.
PATCH handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   2 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  28 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  21 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  22 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        20 -  31 -  0      39  |

Turn 503 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     JAMES MADISON 99-1268      32  17  3  273 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
LUNGING ATTACK   GOLDENBEARD 21-6202        34   9  1  220 SEA DOGS (1446)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206   31  28  4  214 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)
TOTAL PARRY      HEAD CHEESE 96-1920        49  21  3  196 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
WALL OF STEEL    LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513    29  14  1  195 CHAPEL ROCK (1352)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNOTMAN 97-2611            25  12  6  194 COLLUSION (1426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         31  20  1  148 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
BASHING ATTACK   CADAL 35-1370              53 106  4  139 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW       PRISONER 0118 82--31788    24  59  0  135 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The ten other most popular fighters were U.S.S. 
ARIZONA 34-2643, GOLDENBEARD 21-6202, OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 
1-7724, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, 
KISSYFUR 67-2187, CADAL 35-1370, and BALLAST 1-7727.

The least popular fighter this week was ABBOTT 14-4131.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PRISONER BG11 99-1620, CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424, SNOTMAN 97-2611, OWAIN 
HARLSON 35-3130, BARBIE BENTON 71-2571, SANDMAN 97-2610, ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099, 
ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581, BILGE RAT 51-5334, and TRACI LORDS 71-2574.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
MURSKA(35)           2  5 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
JHANS(36)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            33  28  1  179  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       22  18  1  182  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 ABBOTT 14-4131              19  14  2   42  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444)   TOBIR
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      31  15  1  144  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         26  31  1  149  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         34   9  1  220  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      30  22  1  154  D-DAY SQUAD (1449)         MONUNTIAL
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       52  97  1  163  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PATCH 36-7297               24  16  0   85  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS
 BATMUN 37-2634              39  20  0  192  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355)    SIBIKHAS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         72 109  0  142  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          31  20  1  148  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        41  41  0  154  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           26   6  1   89  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    23  20  0   59  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      27  17  0  119  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     29  14  1  195  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 KISSYFUR 67-2187            30  21  1  170  ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451)     BARIKALA
 KARATIA 73-3624             23  12  1   57  KIWI CONNECTION (1453)     ERINIKA
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     24  59  0  135  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    31  28  4  214  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             25  12  6  194  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       32  17  3  273  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE