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Date   : 04/15/2009    Duedate: 04/28/2009

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DM-101    TURN-504

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 WHY SELL THI 96/1390  640  488  4 56.7      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/1412                 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221               
    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/1405                   MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439               
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426        96   76  0 55.8    4 COLLUSION 97/1426     345  317  4 52.1
    SEA DOGS 51/1440                          5-D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449    76   82  1 48.1
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355              
    SEA DOGS 36/1450                            D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443                   
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455                     ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451               
    SEA DOGS 1/1442                             KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453               
    DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441                     OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444             
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457                 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  461  621  9 42.6
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456                   7 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  645 1073  7 37.5
  3 SPARF! 20/1069        988  864 15 53.3    8-GIRLS X3 43/1459        1    2  0 33.3
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS 71/1460             
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                       9 PHILANTHROPI 35/1374    1    8  0 11.1
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395             
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                     10 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458    0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So, here we are.  The day started with sun, and now we've got those annoying
white clouds that glare so.  Us dead guys can't take glare.  Not that I had to stay
out in it long to watch today's fights.  Well, yesterday's fights, because I didn't
sit down to write this the minute they were over.  I was talking to some guys about
reservations for the tourney.  It isn't like I'm frantic to see the tourney, mind
you, I've seen plenty.  But I'll probably be doing the spy report, so I'd better be
there, eh?  But today, I'm here.

     Collusion was Most Avoided by Sparf!  I'm always glad to find somebody who isn't
colluding.  Bad stuff, collusion, leads to all kinds of weird economic junk.
     I'm not sure--Snide Clemens made the "challenged and avoided" notes and what
does he know?  But it looks like Makeshift Anchor MIGHT have had the most challenges.
Since he did actually have a challenge match, this is possible.
     We had eighteen fights, down four from last time!  Somebody's goofing off.  Four
standbys were involved, I've told 'em they have to write personals next time.  Five
challenge matches.

     PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (19-17-2,78) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of Chatty Standbys.  PRISONER 0327 savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.  If the Pris thinks this is going to do
him good once he gets to the bar, he's mistaken.  I know the bouncers at the Bash and
Glug, and they fight dirty on their own ground.  Ol' 327 could be in serious trouble.
     HEART BREAKER (26-4752) (18-9-0,59) of ULTRA-VIOLENT fought PRISONER BG11 (99-
1620) (8-14-4,42) of DUNGEON CELL 508C.  HEART BREAKER was subdued by PRISONER BG11
in an exciting 5 minute bout.  Ah, these Bloodgamers!  No couth, and no restraint.
You're lucky to come out of that one alive, Heart Breaker.  Better you stick with
Huw.  I know he's a mediocre gladiator, but if you get attacked on the street, and
with a face and figure like that you just might, why, you can get away while the
stupid muggers are trying to get through Huw.  Huh, that rhymes!  Maybe I should be a
poet.
     BILGE RAT (51-5334) (26-6-1,89) of SEA DOGS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of Chatty Standbys.  BILGE RAT devastated MEAN SPIRIT in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided brawl.  And I'm counting on the Mean Spirt to have something hot to say
about this fight.  For instance, is it TRUE that the Bilge Rat oils his whiskers?
Inquiring Minds are desperate to know!
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (34-55-1,65) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PATCH (36-7297)
(24-16-0,85) of SEA DOGS.  OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by PATCH in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided fray.  When you consider that Patch managed this dazzling
exhibition of skill with only one eye and no depth perception to speak of, you have
to hand it to him.  Otherwise, he'll grab it anyway and kick you in the, uh, belly to
boot.  With the boot.  Maybe both boots.  A tough guy, Patch.

     OH OHLISH OMINAH (35-3912) (15-13-2,54) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 fought KNOTHANDLER
(21-6555) (23-11-2,82) of SEA DOGS.  OH OHLISH OMINAH was overpowered by KNOTHANDLER
in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  Secret news flash from my spies (I don't do my own
spying, mind you, I'm a spy MASTER, not some minion):  Oh Ohlish is actually a knot.
Or maybe the trainer said a "knotty problem."  Either way, the Sea Dog handled it.
     PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (34-61-0,123) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought THEATRE BUM
(101-6) (0-0-0,130) of Chatty Standbys.  PRISONER 0103 overpowered THEATRE BUM in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.  Yes, well, nobody's going to be upset about that.  Let's
face it, the Theatre Bum is a bum, and stuck-up besides.  "Theatre."  Bah.  He makes
like he's the only cultured person here and the only one to know how to spell that
word.
     PRISONER 0118 (82-33748) (24-59-0,135) of DUNGEON CELL 24 fought PHONELESS CORD
(54-2018) (27-17-0,119) of USELESS TOOLS.  PRISONER 0118 was demolished by PHONELESS
CORD in a 2 minute mismatched match.  People tell you the Phoneless Cord is just part
of an appliance, but don't you believe it.  That thing is actually a snake!  A Garter
Constrictor, very rare and very nasty.
     SANDMAN (97-2610) (24-13-4,121) of COLLUSION fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419)
(45-104-3,140) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  SANDMAN demolished TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  It was a sneaky deal, I can tell you that.  Sandman actually
put Tavis to sleep, in a matter of seconds, mind you, and then demolished him before
he could wake up again.  Makes Tavis look like some kind of fool, but then, we
already knew about that.

     MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (52-97-1,163) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SHEWISH WHALER
(18-9272) (31-15-1,144) of SEA DOGS.  MATH OP OWAIN was handily defeated by SHEWISH
WHALER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Stands to reason, I mean, the Shewish Whales
are monsters, big and mean, and it takes someone special to deal with 'em.  Dealing
with an old codger like Math is child's play after that.
     MISS TEAK (1-8015) (33-28-1,179) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (72-
109-0,142) of JUST BECAUSE.  MISS TEAK vanquished GAR & BRILL in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Now, this was a pleasure for all of us veterans of Home Guard to
see.  We've had Gar on our hands for years now, and he's never ONCE gotten clean.
Says there are monsters in his bathtub or some such nonsense.  But Miss Teak scoured
him right down to the Grill.  Good job!
     BALLAST (1-7727) (34-45-0,170) of SEA DOGS fought CADAL (35-1370) (53-106-4,139)
of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  BALLAST outwaited CADAL in an action packed 8 minute fight.
Eight minutes, and the clerks call it "out-waited"?  What nonsense!  And you see that
it was action-packed, too.  The clerks are just snirty because any fight that runs
more than two minutes messes up their schedules.  I tell 'em, I've told 'em often,
don't make the timing so tight.  You just can't predict how long a fight will go.
But they never listen.
     SNOTMAN (97-2611) (25-12-6,194) of COLLUSION fought RIPPY BRICKBOY (101-1) (0-0-
0,200) of Chatty Standbys.  SNOTMAN overpowered RIPPY BRICKBOY in an action packed 2
minute gruesome uneven melee.  And Rippy's comments were as nothing compared to those
of the sand-rakers, you know, the guys who come out between fights and rake the sand
smooth, make sure nobody's been buried in it, all that stuff.  They don't like it
when Snotman fights.

The challenge matches:
     PORKY PIG (72-5953) (19-8-2,75) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged JETSAM (1-8172)
(19-19-1,78) of SEA DOGS.  Up 3.  PORKY PIG devastated JETSAM in a popular 1 minute
bloody uneven Challenge brawl.  They tell me that pigs are no more likely to eat
everything that comes their way than goats are, but you couldn't prove it by me.  If
I'd been Jetsam and seen those boar's tusks coming at me, I'd've run fast.
     CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (23-20-0,59) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged HUW AP HUW
(35-3030) (25-71-0,59) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Straight across.  CAULIFLOWER EARS
defeated HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute Challenge match.  Right, and now we're going to be
listening to Huw whine about the lack of cheese sauce, I bet!  But he'd have done
better if he'd started figiting faster.  I guess he didn't hear the arenamaster say
"Go" because of the bananas in his ears.
     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (26-31-1,149) of SPARF! challenged MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-
7724) (36-45-0,152) of SEA DOGS.  Up 3.  ROWDY YOBBO was viciously subdued by
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 3 minute Challenge contest.  I knew a dog once who had a
makeshift anchor.  Big old heavy weight at the end of his chain, you know?  He
dragged that weight all over town.  Strongest neck of any dog I ever met.
     CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) (22-18-1,182) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged HEAD CHEESE
(96-1920) (49-21-3,196) of WHY SELL THIS?.  Up 14.  CATFISH HUNTER was viciously
subdued by HEAD CHEESE in a 12 minute Challenge match.  Ah, now this was a bit of a
surprise to me.  I figured these two would team up, Head profiding the bait for the
Hunter.  Guess no.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (29-14-1,195) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged BLOODY
BRAINLESS (96-2206) (31-28-4,214) of BLOODY RANDOMNESS.  Up 19.  LONDON QUIREBOY was
devastated by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Ah, the Quireboy was
at a disadvantage:  the Quiremaster never lets 'em swear, and he was so busy blushing
at the "Bloody" part that he forgot to defend himself.  Really, I would have expected
more, ah, well, I don't think I can end that tactfully, so I'll just pass.

For the title:
     JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (32-17-3,273) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought GOLDENBEARD
(21-6202) (34-9-1,220) of SEA DOGS.  JAMES MADISON was beaten by GOLDENBEARD in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Title brawl.  A random match, but true to his piratical
vocation, Goldenbeard grabbed the title and ran with it.  Congratulations,
Goldenbeard!

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         35   9  1  234  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    32  28  4  234  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             26  12  6  210  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         50  21  3  202  WHY SELL THIS? (1390)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       32  18  3  202  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
-BATMUN 37-2634              39  20  0  192  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355)    SIBIKHAS
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       22  19  1  191  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     29  15  1  187  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            34  28  1  181  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALLAST 1-7727              35  45  0  172  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
-KISSYFUR 67-2187            30  21  1  170  ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451)     BARIKALA
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      32  15  1  164  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     37  45  0  157  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        41  41  0  154  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      30  22  1  154  D-DAY SQUAD (1449)         MONUNTIAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          31  20  1  148  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       52  98  1  147  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         26  32  1  146  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CADAL 35-1370               53 107  4  145  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         72 110  0  143  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 SANDMAN 97-2610             25  13  4  142  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      28  17  0  138  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     35  61  0  137  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     45 105  3  123  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     24  60  0  120  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           27   6  1   95  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 PATCH 36-7297               25  16  0   91  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           20   8  2   88  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         24  11  2   87  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 PRISONER 0327 82--24539     20  17  2   80  DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441)     DWES EG
-PANZER GROUP XIV 12-2435    16  13  0   77  D-DAY SQUAD (1443)         RIZTAB
 JETSAM 1-8172               19  20  1   69  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    24  20  0   64  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       34  56  1   62  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620        9  14  4   62  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE
-KARATIA 73-3624             23  12  1   57  KIWI CONNECTION (1453)     ERINIKA
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          25  72  0   55  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912    15  14  2   54  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395)   MURSKA
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       18  10  0   48  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
-ABBOTT 14-4131              19  14  2   42  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444)   TOBIR
-ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581          14  11  3   36  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Rowdy Yobbo -- I could tell, the minute I saw you, that you were going to be a
trouble-maker.  Something about the set of your rivets.  I wasn't impressed by the
look of you at all. -- Cadal
P.S.  Bad enough you're a golem, but you're neuter, also!  Of course, a gendered
golem is in some ways even worse than a neuter one... which I guess just says I don't
care for golems at all.  Nothing personal, but then, golems aren't persons so...?

Olaf -- Yes, I know losing coming and going. -- Cadal

Misty Jenkins -- I must tell you, young woman, that this is no job for a lady.  Are
you sure you want to be here?  I know it sounds exciting to begin with, risk your
life to win immortality, but there is both more and less to the situation than you
realize. -- Math op Owain
P.S.  As Olaf so truly realized, I have to win fights if I want to survive the
 adventure.

Hockey Duck -- That was--

Hockey Duck -- Ignore that human oaf!  He was probably just going to make some
slighting comment, but I, a leader among Ducks, tell you that the fight was
excellent.  As, of course, it should be with a Duck in the arena. -- Ski Mask,
Founder and President of Ducks With Swords
P.S.  Maybe I should come back into activity.  Hmm.  Let me think about that.
P.P.S.  By the First Shell!  I'm still a Freshman, I could fight a whole semester
here before my quality was recognized and I was pulled away to higher things!

Olaf -- Ha ha.  Very funny.  Just because I don't do "sports on the ice" doesn't mean
my heart isn't in my work.  Of course, it isn't, but that doesn't have anything to do
with hockey. -- Tavis Cadfalson

Prisoner 0327 -- I bet you were imprisoned by an exasperated opponent.  Good fight.
-- Huw ap Huw

Olaf -- Hey, listen, I can pine over Heart Breaker if I want!  She's worth it. -- Huw

Patch -- I hope your ship sinks. -- Owain Harlson, not a happy loser today

Owain -- Are you ever? -- Math

Olaf -- A lot you know!  Cattle are money.  Besides, it's the sport. -- Owain
Harlson, busy ignoring Math

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LONDON QUIREBOY was devastated by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CATFISH HUNTER was viciously subdued by HEAD CHEESE in a 12 minute Challenge match.
ROWDY YOBBO was viciously subdued by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
CAULIFLOWER EARS defeated HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PORKY PIG devastated JETSAM in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
JAMES MADISON was beaten by GOLDENBEARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title brawl.
SNOTMAN overpowered RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
BALLAST outwaited CADAL in a action packed 8 minute fight.
MISS TEAK vanquished GAR & BRILL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MATH OP OWAIN was handily defeated by SHEWISH WHALER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SANDMAN demolished TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PRISONER 0118 was demolished by PHONELESS CORD in a 2 minute mismatched match.
PRISONER 0103 overpowered THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OH OHLISH OMINAH was overpowered by KNOTHANDLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by PATCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
BILGE RAT devastated MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HEART BREAKER was subdued by PRISONER BG11 in a exciting 5 minute bout.
PRISONER 0327 savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   2 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  28 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  22 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  23 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  22 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        24 -  33 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 504 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GOLDENBEARD 21-6202        35   9  1  234 SEA DOGS (1446)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206   32  28  4  234 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNOTMAN 97-2611            26  12  6  210 COLLUSION (1426)
TOTAL PARRY      HEAD CHEESE 96-1920        50  21  3  202 WHY SELL THIS? (1390)
PARRY-STRIKE     JAMES MADISON 99-1268      32  18  3  202 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
WALL OF STEEL    LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513    29  15  1  187 CHAPEL ROCK (1352)
BASHING ATTACK   CADAL 35-1370              53 107  4  145 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW       PHONELESS CORD 54-2018     28  17  0  138 USELESS TOOLS (735)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912   15  14  2   54 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395)
PARRY-LUNGE      HEART BREAKER 26-4752      18  10  0   48 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315.  The ten other most popular fighters were CADAL 
35-1370, HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206, SNOTMAN 97-2611, BALLAST 
1-7727, HEART BREAKER 26-4752, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, PORKY PIG 72-5953, KNOTHANDLER 
21-6555, and PRISONER 0327 82--24539.

The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER 0118 82--31788.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JETSAM 1-8172, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, OH 
OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, SHEWISH 
WHALER 18-9272, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, and JAMES MADISON 
99-1268.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  6 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            34  28  1  181  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       22  19  1  191  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      32  15  1  164  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         26  32  1  146  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         35   9  1  234  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       18  10  0   48  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       52  98  1  147  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PATCH 36-7297               25  16  0   91  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         72 110  0  143  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           27   6  1   95  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    24  20  0   64  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      28  17  0  138  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     29  15  1  187  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           20   8  2   88  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     35  61  0  137  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    32  28  4  234  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (1405)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             26  12  6  210  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       32  18  3  202  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE