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Date : 07/22/2009 Duedate: 08/04/2009
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-511
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEAD PRESIDE 99/1412 646 491 6 56.8 4 COLLUSION 97/1426 354 320 4 52.5
2 SEA DOGS 18/426 154 122 0 55.8 5 D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449 85 96 1 47.0
SEA DOGS 36/1450 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355
DUNGEON CELL 94 82/1469 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/1445
SEA DOGS 21/1446 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451
DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455 D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443
SEA DOGS 1/1442 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453
DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444
DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 461 628 9 42.3
SEA DOGS 9/1468 7 MID EARTH 29/529 19 26 0 42.2
DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457 VABOROUGHS 40/1465
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 MASTERS OF SAND 2/1463
3-SPARF! 20/1069 1003 873 16 53.5 SORCERY COVENANT 3/255
NOT QUITE 59/1237 YAMA BUSHI 30/275
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 658 1095 7 37.5
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 9 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458 2 5 1 28.6
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I'm not sure there's much to talk about today, and I picked up a nasty mildew at the
tourney that I need to have treated, so I'll just give the high points and leave the
rest for the golem. Twenty-one fights, with five standbys. Two were exciting but
none were action-packed. Two challenges, no avoids.
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in HOME
GUARD. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for DECK APE, who flew up 41 points in the rankings after
mashing HAMILTON like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. TAVIS CADFALSON was defeated by KNOTHANDLER
and drops 34 points. Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash
yer clothes. LONDON QUIREBOY did not fight this week so his title was forfeit. It's
a proud day for the DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO stable, as their warrior, JAMES MADISON,
ascended the Duelmaster's throne. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body,
so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And who is this SHEWISH WHALER you ask,
with 193 points and a 38-16-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! SNOTMAN of
COLLUSION had better have a good reason for challenging down 10 points in a challenge
which he won. I thought SNOTMAN showed great skill and promise when he bested
SHEWISH WHALER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in HOME GUARD have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown
Spymaster
Longest fight:
BATMUN (37-2634) (40-22-0,193) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN fought MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-7724)
(39-49-0,162) of SEA DOGS. BATMUN was savagely defeated by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a
unpopular 14 minute competition.
HEART BREAKER (26-4752) (19-13-1,62) of ULTRA-VIOLENT challenged OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (37-59-1,66) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 4. HEART BREAKER handily defeated OWAIN
HARLSON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SNOTMAN (97-2611) (28-15-6,209) of COLLUSION challenged SHEWISH WHALER (18-9272) (38-
15-1,199) of SEA DOGS. Down 10. SNOTMAN devastated SHEWISH WHALER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (35-21-3,201) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought TARCIL (29-2286)
(24-21-0,175) of MID EARTH. JAMES MADISON assassinated TARCIL in a 1 minute one-
sided Title struggle.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 36 21 4 233 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 34 15 1 236 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
SNOTMAN 97-2611 29 15 6 232 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
SANDMAN 97-2610 31 13 4 219 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISS TEAK 1-8015 39 30 1 200 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
HORTATOR 1-7791 34 35 3 200 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
-DON KING 47-5374 27 22 3 199 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 38 16 1 193 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 40 49 0 191 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 32 18 0 186 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 28 34 1 184 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 40 63 0 175 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
TARCIL 29-2286 24 22 0 175 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
-KISSYFUR 67-2187 32 23 1 173 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451) BARIKALA
BALLAST 1-7727 38 49 0 171 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
BATMUN 37-2634 40 23 0 169 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 32 24 1 167 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
PATCH 36-7297 31 17 0 161 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 32 22 1 148 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 56 101 1 144 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 28 63 0 144 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
CADAL 35-1370 55 112 4 138 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 72 117 0 131 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 29 13 2 130 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-BISMARCK 34-2400 27 21 2 123 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
YARIBUSHISAN 30-971 19 33 1 116 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 46 111 3 113 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 13 5 2 108 100% NATURAL GROOVE (1445) SEAM
POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 16 11 2 101 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 25 22 0 100 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
ARONWE 29-4883 26 17 0 98 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DECK APE 18-9678 18 11 2 91 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 28 76 0 88 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 25 10 1 83 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
JETSAM 1-8172 21 25 1 82 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
-FHRAIN 29-5124 18 7 2 82 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
-GUT BUSTER 26-4750 22 11 0 77 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 20 13 1 75 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
PRISONER 0469 82--15880 21 9 1 73 DUNGEON CELL 94 (1469) DWES EG
-PANZER GROUP XIV 12-2435 16 14 0 71 D-DAY SQUAD (1443) RIZTAB
KARATIA 73-3624 25 14 1 70 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
HEMPEN JIG 9-5388 18 8 1 70 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
-ELWERTH 3-4127 22 18 1 64 SORCERY COVENANT (255) OSKSI
ABBOTT 14-4131 20 17 2 62 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 37 60 1 56 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 18 5 2 54 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 24 20 2 53 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
-KEEL HAULER 9-5389 17 1 0 52 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
-CALMACIL 29-3009 15 14 0 41 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 10 20 4 26 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
TARCIL 29-2286 24 22 0 MID EARTH 529 JAMES MADISON 99-1268 511
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Yaribushisan -- That name is a mouthful, but then, it's foreign. Mine could well
seem a mouthful to someone from your linguistic background. And yes, that's a
totally irrelevant comment, but you will find that if you get a personal at all here,
it'll probably be from us and fairly irrelevant. The more years we spend doing this,
the more difficult it is to find anything to say. -- Math op Owain
Calmacil -- Great stuff, calmacil. I use it when I find too much salsa upsetting my
stomach. -- Huw ap Huw
Bismarck -- Input error? That seems an unlikely weapon for you. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Surly Deckhand -- Ah, you're an orc. That explains the mood. -- Cadal
Knothandler -- Huh, this place is really going to the (sea) dogs lately! -- Owain
Harlson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SNOTMAN devastated SHEWISH WHALER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HEART BREAKER handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SANDMAN vanquished OSWALD ORC in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
BATMUN was savagely defeated by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a unpopular 14 minute competition.
JAMES MADISON assassinated TARCIL in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
MISS TEAK overpowered PAUL ATREIDES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HORTATOR vanquished U.S.S. ARIZONA in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
PRISONER 0103 viciously subdued NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
BALLAST overcame YARIBUSHISAN in a popular 6 minute bout.
PATCH demolished CADAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
MATH OP OWAIN demolished ARONWE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GAR & BRILL was beaten by PRISONER 0118 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory conflict.
TAVIS CADFALSON was vanquished by KNOTHANDLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POOP DECK GUY handily defeated ABBOTT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAMILTON was devastated by DECK APE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HUW AP HUW beat HEMPEN JIG in a exciting 4 minute match.
PRISONER BG11 was savagely defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
PITER DEVRIES was outwaited by JETSAM in a popular 7 minute contest.
CHATTY CABALIST was defeated by KARATIA in a exciting 1 minute duel.
PRISONER 0469 beat B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
PRISONER 0327 overcame LAKE SAILOR in a popular 4 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 52 - 25 - 0 68 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 41 - 33 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 23 - 1 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 20 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 31 - 2 28 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 8 - 1 20 |
Turn 511 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE JAMES MADISON 99-1268 36 21 4 233 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOTMAN 97-2611 29 15 6 232 COLLUSION (1426)
LUNGING ATTACK MISS TEAK 1-8015 39 30 1 200 SEA DOGS (1442)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 34 35 3 200 SEA DOGS (1442)
TOTAL PARRY MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 40 49 0 191 SEA DOGS (1442)
AIMED BLOW PRISONER 0103 82--31803 40 63 0 175 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)
STRIKING ATTACK TARCIL 29-2286 24 22 0 175 MID EARTH (529)
WALL OF STEEL U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 32 24 1 167 D-DAY SQUAD (1449)
PARRY-LUNGE YARIBUSHISAN 30-971 19 33 1 116 YAMA BUSHI (275)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The ten other most popular fighters were PRISONER 0103
82--31803, YARIBUSHISAN 30-971, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SANDMAN 97-2610, PRISONER 0118
82--31788, PITER DEVRIES 2-5392, BALLAST 1-7727, HEMPEN JIG 9-5388, PRISONER 0327
82--24539, and SNOTMAN 97-2611.
The least popular fighter this week was BATMUN 37-2634. The other ten least popular
fighters were MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, HAMILTON 40-2360, ABBOTT 14-4131, TAVIS
CADFALSON 35-1419, ARONWE 29-4883, CADAL 35-1370, PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393, OWAIN HARLSON
35-3130, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, and TARCIL 29-2286.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 6 0 0 LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 2 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 DWES EG(82) 4 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 1
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISS TEAK 1-8015 39 30 1 200 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
HEMPEN JIG 9-5388 18 8 1 70 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
ABBOTT 14-4131 20 17 2 62 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444) TOBIR
SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 38 16 1 193 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 29 13 2 130 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 20 13 1 75 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
TARCIL 29-2286 24 22 0 175 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
YARIBUSHISAN 30-971 19 33 1 116 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 32 24 1 167 D-DAY SQUAD (1449) MONUNTIAL
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 56 101 1 144 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PATCH 36-7297 31 17 0 161 SEA DOGS (1450) JHANS
BATMUN 37-2634 40 23 0 169 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355) SIBIKHAS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 72 117 0 131 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 18 5 2 54 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
KARATIA 73-3624 25 14 1 70 KIWI CONNECTION (1453) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 40 63 0 175 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
SNOTMAN 97-2611 29 15 6 232 COLLUSION (1426) SHADOW GROVE
JAMES MADISON 99-1268 36 21 4 233 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 15 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
WHITE THUNDER (4-6040) TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
SISONGOEN (12-5168) LUROCIANS IV (438)
JUMPINJACK FLASH (13-5143) PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
HARD DAYS KNIGHT (38-2369) BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
POWDERED SOAP (82-2837) MY BUTT HURTS (392)
HICHAM (82-18389) SUPERIOR FORCES 1306 (2829)
DEADLA (82-20623) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (2263)
CLEVELAND STEAMER (82-25002) OHIO EXPRESS (3993)
YELLOW POST-IT (82-26131) WORK WITH THIS (4213)
CHARLOTTE (82-29266) SUPERIOR FORCES 3402 (4771)
YELLOW BRICK TOAD (82-32755) 12/19/04J (5407)
SOULSNARE (82-37248) OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)
MARV (82-41424) 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915)
KAORU MOTO (82-48418) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2722)
RENTAL PERMIT (82-51256) 101607C (8628)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes