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Date   : 08/19/2009    Duedate: 09/01/2009

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DM-101    TURN-513

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 D.R.I. 21/1471         25   11  1 69.4      ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/1451               
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426       183  129  0 58.7      KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453               
    DUNGEON CELL 94 82/1469                     OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444             
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455                   7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  461  630  9 42.3
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                          8 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458    4    6  1 40.0
    SEA DOGS 36/1450                          9 MID EARTH 29/529       25   40  0 38.5
    SEA DOGS 1/1442                             MASTERS OF SAND 2/1463                
    DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441                     SORCERY COVENANT 3/255                
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464                 
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456                     YAMA BUSHI 30/275                     
    SEA DOGS 9/1468                             VABOROUGHS 40/1465                    
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457                10 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  661 1102  7 37.5
  3 DEAD PRESIDE 99/1412  647  492  6 56.8   11 DARQUE AGES 81/1413     3   10  1 23.1
  4 WRESTLMANIAC 30/1473 1003  873 16 53.5      DARQUE AGES 52/1438                   
  5 COLLUSION 97/1426     356  322  4 52.5      DARQUE FORCES 45/1425                 
  6-D-DAY SQUAD 12/1443    87   98  1 47.0      IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1431             
    ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355                    DARQUE FORCES 31/1429                 
    100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/1445              12 EX OBLIVIONE 60/1472    1    0  0  100
    D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well, things are, perhaps, looking up a little here.  Or maybe not, who can say?  But
we had twenty-four fights with NO standbys.  Two challenges were issued, although
there were apparently no avoids in use.  Huw ap Huw got the most challenges, not that
I suppose he wanted them.

The challenges:
     CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184) (23-20-1,83) of D.R.I. challenged HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (28-77-0,84) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 1.  CROUCHING HAMSTER overcame HUW AP HUW
in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
     SANDMAN (97-2610) (31-14-4,192) of COLLUSION challenged MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-
7724) (41-49-0,194) of SEA DOGS.  Up 2.  SANDMAN devastated MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 3
minute mismatched Challenge fight.

And for the title:
     SNOTMAN (97-2611) (30-15-6,251) of COLLUSION fought HORTATOR (1-7791) (35-35-
3,214) of SEA DOGS.  SNOTMAN was vanquished by HORTATOR in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Title brawl.  Congratulations to Hortator.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             36  35  3  233  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       37  22  4  220  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDMAN 97-2610             32  14  4  206  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 TARCIL 29-2286              25  23  0  206  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      39  17  1  192  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             30  16  6  191  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     41  50  0  189  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 PATCH 36-7297               33  17  0  189  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            40  31  1  180  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     42  63  0  179  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 SAN YANDO 30-576            31  30  1  177  YAMA BUSHI (275)           IAYE
 BALLAST 1-7727              40  49  0  175  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
-KISSYFUR 67-2187            33  23  1  175  ALL-STAR NANA'S (1451)     BARIKALA
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        23  18  1  171  MASTERS OF SAND (1463)     NIANIA
-BATMUN 37-2634              40  23  0  169  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355)    SIBIKHAS
-U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      32  24  1  167  D-DAY SQUAD (1449)         MONUNTIAL
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     30  63  0  160  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     24   4  0  160  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1431)   ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TYRE 31-3713                30  24  0  150  DARQUE FORCES (1429)       CHIMLEVTAL
 CADAL 35-1370               57 112  4  146  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         31  13  2  142  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     47 112  3  135  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 YARIBUSHISAN 30-971         19  35  1  135  YAMA BUSHI (275)           IAYE
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        18  11  2  130  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DECK APE 18-9678            19  12  2  129  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-BISMARCK 34-2400            27  22  2  125  D-DAY SQUAD (1449)         MONUNTIAL
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       56 103  1  117  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 MARILYN 45-3712             24  26  2  113  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       13   6  2  113  100% NATURAL GROOVE (1445) SEAM
-ON MY WAY 50-3378           31  18  1  112  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      26  23  0  112  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         72 119  0  111  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               23  25  1   99  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 HALIBUTT 5-4866             23  14  0   98  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS
 SAMANTHA HAIN 60-6335       22  25  0   97  EX OBLIVIONE (1472)        ARADI
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       12  20  4   96  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       22  13  1   93  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184   24  20  1   92  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER 0469 82--15880     23   9  1   90  DUNGEON CELL 94 (1469)     DWES EG
-PANZER GROUP XIV 12-2435    17  14  0   87  D-DAY SQUAD (1443)         RIZTAB
 ARONWE 29-4883              26  19  0   85  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     20   5  2   82  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          28  78  0   80  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HAMILTON 40-2360            23  10  0   78  VABOROUGHS (1465)          ZENSU
 PRISONER 0327 82--24539     25  21  2   77  DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441)     DWES EG
 COPERNICUS 81-163           20   3  1   77  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           19   9  1   74  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
-KARATIA 73-3624             25  14  1   70  KIWI CONNECTION (1453)     ERINIKA
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750          22  12  0   67  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165          22  13  0   65  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE
 PITER DEVRIES 2-5392        16  13  0   63  MASTERS OF SAND (1463)     NIANIA
-ABBOTT 14-4131              20  17  2   62  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444)   TOBIR
 YUFFIE 45-4291              18   7  0   57  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
 LEO 52-3869                 15   5  0   54  DARQUE AGES (1438)         FRATSFA
 ELDACAR 29-3483             21  14  1   50  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       37  62  1   49  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 ELWERTH 3-4127              22  20  1   44  SORCERY COVENANT (255)     OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-STONE COLD 30-4315          13   2  1   42  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Aronwe -- Ah, you tried my teammate, now you meet with me.  And again, you fail to
learn skills.  This is a serious flaw.  You should look into it. -- Tavis Cadfalson

Deck Ape -- I can't say that fighting an ape fills me with enthusiasm.  Those extra-
long arms seem an unfair advantage. -- Math op Owain

Surly Deckhand -- Manners aren't that much work.  Try be courteous and see what a
difference it could make in your life. -- Cadal
P.S.  Or at least in mine.

Leo -- Damn, I'm not a lion-tamer!  Why isn't a chair and whip on the weapons list?
-- Owain Harlson

Halibutt -- Something fishy here. -- Huw ap Huw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SANDMAN devastated MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CROUCHING HAMSTER overcame HUW AP HUW in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
SNOTMAN was vanquished by HORTATOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
SHEWISH WHALER was overpowered by JAMES MADISON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MISS TEAK was overpowered by TARCIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRISONER 0118 overcame MATH OP OWAIN in a 2 minute fight.
PATCH handily defeated HOFFA WITH HAIR in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
PRISONER 0103 slimly won victory over YARIBUSHISAN in a action packed 2 minute fight.
PAUL ATREIDES overpowered DECK APE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAN YANDO overcame TYRE in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
BALLAST luckily beat TAVIS CADFALSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MARILYN was devastated by CADAL in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
GAR & BRILL was devastated by KNOTHANDLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POOP DECK GUY overcame HALIBUTT in a action packed 1 minute gory fight.
SURLY DECKHAND devastated ARONWE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
COPERNICUS was beaten by PRISONER BG11 in a 3 minute brawl.
JETSAM devastated PITER DEVRIES in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PRISONER 0469 overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
PRISONER 0327 was savagely defeated by SAMANTHA HAIN in a 2 minute conflict.
JOAN OF ARC overpowered ELWERTH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LEO was demolished by HAMILTON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YUFFIE was vanquished by HEART BREAKER in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
CHATTY CABALIST savagely defeated GUT BUSTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
ELDACAR was overpowered by HEMPEN JIG in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  27 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        45 -  32 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  13 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  16 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  25 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  32 -  2      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  13 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   9 -  0      18  |

Turn 513 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            36  35  3  233 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE     JAMES MADISON 99-1268      37  22  4  220 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
STRIKING ATTACK  TARCIL 29-2286             25  23  0  206 MID EARTH (529)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272     39  17  1  192 SEA DOGS (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNOTMAN 97-2611            30  16  6  191 COLLUSION (1426)
TOTAL PARRY      MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724    41  50  0  189 SEA DOGS (1442)
AIMED BLOW       PRISONER 0103 82--31803    42  63  0  179 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)
WALL OF STEEL    SAN YANDO 30-576           31  30  1  177 YAMA BUSHI (275)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRE 31-3713               30  24  0  150 DARQUE FORCES (1429)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PITER DEVRIES 2-5392       16  13  0   63 MASTERS OF SAND (1463)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.  The ten other most popular fighters were SANDMAN 
97-2610, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, YARIBUSHISAN 30-971, SAN YANDO 30-576, CHATTY 
CABALIST 42-4488, POOP DECK GUY 1-8274, SAMANTHA HAIN 60-6335, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, 
PRISONER 0103 82--31803, and TYRE 31-3713.

The least popular fighter this week was LEO 52-3869.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ELWERTH 3-4127, PITER DEVRIES 2-5392, ARONWE 29-4883, GAR & BRILL 
38-4252, DECK APE 18-9678, ELDACAR 29-3483, YUFFIE 45-4291, PRISONER 0327 82--24539, 
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, and HALIBUTT 5-4866.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  4 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             36  35  3  233  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        23  18  1  171  MASTERS OF SAND (1463)     NIANIA
 ELWERTH 3-4127              22  20  1   44  SORCERY COVENANT (255)     OSKSI
 HALIBUTT 5-4866             23  14  0   98  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           19   9  1   74  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      39  17  1  192  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         31  13  2  142  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       22  13  1   93  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 TARCIL 29-2286              25  23  0  206  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR
 SAN YANDO 30-576            31  30  1  177  YAMA BUSHI (275)           IAYE
 TYRE 31-3713                30  24  0  150  DARQUE FORCES (1429)       CHIMLEVTAL
 CADAL 35-1370               57 112  4  146  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PATCH 36-7297               33  17  0  189  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         72 119  0  111  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HAMILTON 40-2360            23  10  0   78  VABOROUGHS (1465)          ZENSU
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     20   5  2   82  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 MARILYN 45-3712             24  26  2  113  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
 LEO 52-3869                 15   5  0   54  DARQUE AGES (1438)         FRATSFA
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     24   4  0  160  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1431)   ILLIS
 SAMANTHA HAIN 60-6335       22  25  0   97  EX OBLIVIONE (1472)        ARADI
 COPERNICUS 81-163           20   3  1   77  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     42  63  0  179  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 SANDMAN 97-2610             32  14  4  206  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       37  22  4  220  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE