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Date   : 09/16/2009    Duedate: 09/29/2009

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-515

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 D.R.I. 21/1471         26   12  1 68.4    8-D-DAY SQUAD 34/1449    89  100  1 47.1
  2 EX OBLIVIONE 60/1472    2    1  0 66.7      ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/355              
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426       205  141  0 59.2      KIWI CONNECTION 73/1453               
    DUNGEON CELL 94 82/1469                     OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/1444             
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455                   9 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  462  631  9 42.3
    SEA DOGS 36/1450                         10-MID EARTH 29/529       30   44  0 40.5
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            MASTERS OF SAND 2/1463                
    SEA DOGS 1/1442                             SORCERY COVENANT 3/255                
    DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441                     WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464                 
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        VABOROUGHS 40/1465                    
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456                     YAMA BUSHI 30/275                     
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457                11 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  666 1107  7 37.6
    SEA DOGS 9/1468                          12 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458    4   10  1 28.6
  4 DEAD PRESIDE 99/1412  649  492  6 56.9   13 DARQUE AGES 52/1438     7   20  1 25.9
  5-WRESTLMANIAC 30/1473 1003  873 16 53.5      IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1431             
  6 COLLUSION 97/1426     357  325  4 52.3      DARQUE AGES 81/1413                   
  7 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    66   73  0 47.5      DARQUE FORCES 45/1425                 
    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                       DARQUE FORCES 31/1429                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Here we are, Home Guard, and it's a darned good thing we don't need guarding
right now.  Or maybe not.  Maybe if we were threatened here, it would cause a
rallying of the spirit.  Hard to guess that one.
     Twenty-two fights, with five standbys on the sands.  Only two challenges went
through.  Huw ap Huw got the most challenges, and my guess would be that Copernicus
double-challenged.  Improved Illusion avoided Yama Bushi.
     Other than this, it was quiet.

The two challenges:
     COPERNICUS (81-163) (21-3-1,96) of DARQUE AGES challenged HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(28-79-0,83) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Down 13, although even if Coperincus has massive
tourney fights, Huw's got the edge in experience here.  COPERNICUS was savagely
defeated by HUW AP HUW in an exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.  And you see what
experience with a sharp edge can do.
     HOFFA WITH HAIR (59-2297) (25-4-0,194) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged SANDMAN
(97-2610) (33-14-4,215) of COLLUSION.  Up 11.  HOFFA WITH HAIR devastated SANDMAN in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  They tell me people lose to Hoffa with Hair
because of the shock.  It's shocking, all right, but not necessarily in a BAD way.

For the title:
     JAMES MADISON (99-1268) (38-22-4,231) of DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO fought PRISONER
0103 (82-33733) (43-63-0,181) of DUNGEON CELL 21.  JAMES MADISON vanquished PRISONER
0103 in a popular 2 minute mismatched Title brawl.  No change here.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       39  22  4  239  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     26   4  0  218  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1431)   ILLIS
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            42  31  1  212  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             37  36  3  208  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 PATCH 36-7297               35  17  0  206  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     43  50  0  204  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
-TARCIL 29-2286              25  24  0  203  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR
 SANDMAN 97-2610             33  15  4  193  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      40  18  1  186  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        24  18  1  186  MASTERS OF SAND (1463)     NIANIA
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     43  64  0  181  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SAN YANDO 30-576            31  31  1  180  YAMA BUSHI (275)           IAYE
-U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      33  24  1  177  D-DAY SQUAD (1449)         MONUNTIAL
 SNOTMAN 97-2611             30  18  6  175  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 BALLAST 1-7727              41  50  0  169  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
-BATMUN 37-2634              40  24  0  168  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (355)    SIBIKHAS
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     31  64  0  161  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           41  37  0  156  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         33  13  2  153  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TYRE 31-3713                30  26  0  149  DARQUE FORCES (1429)       CHIMLEVTAL
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        20  11  2  149  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 CADAL 35-1370               57 114  4  147  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-YARIBUSHISAN 30-971         19  36  1  132  YAMA BUSHI (275)           IAYE
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       58 103  1  131  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     47 114  3  131  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-DECK APE 18-9678            19  12  2  129  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         73 120  0  121  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 JETSAM 1-8172               25  25  1  111  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 PRISONER 0469 82--15880     25   9  1  107  DUNGEON CELL 94 (1469)     DWES EG
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      26  25  0  106  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
-MARILYN 45-3712             24  27  2  104  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
 SAMANTHA HAIN 60-6335       23  26  0  103  EX OBLIVIONE (1472)        ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          29  79  0  100  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-ARONWE 29-4883              27  19  0   99  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR
-HAMILTON 40-2360            24  10  0   99  VABOROUGHS (1465)          ZENSU
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     21   6  2   92  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
-HALIBUTT 5-4866             23  15  0   91  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       22  15  1   90  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       13  21  4   90  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184   25  21  1   87  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
-KARATIA 73-3624             26  14  1   85  KIWI CONNECTION (1453)     ERINIKA
 COPERNICUS 81-163           21   4  1   85  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       39  62  1   84  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 NO CHASER 33-6490           27  20  0   82  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
-PITER DEVRIES 2-5392        17  13  0   81  MASTERS OF SAND (1463)     NIANIA
 PRISONER 0327 82--24539     26  22  2   78  DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441)     DWES EG
-ELWERTH 3-4127              23  20  1   70  SORCERY COVENANT (255)     OSKSI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           22   9  1   68  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165          22  15  0   64  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE
-NO-STICK TAPE 54-2541       18   5  3   62  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEO 52-3869                 16   6  0   62  DARQUE AGES (1438)         FRATSFA
-SAND MAGGOT 61-3397         17   8  1   60  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           19  11  1   58  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 YUFFIE 45-4291              18   9  0   54  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
-ABBOTT 14-4131              20  18  2   51  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (1444)   TOBIR
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750          22  14  0   50  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
-ELDACAR 29-3483             21  14  1   50  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Same old thing.  The wild social life in this community is just exhausting. -- the
Children of Llyr

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOFFA WITH HAIR devastated SANDMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
COPERNICUS was savagely defeated by HUW AP HUW in a exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.
JAMES MADISON vanquished PRISONER 0103 in a popular 2 minute mismatched Title brawl.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR luckily beat SNOTMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
HORTATOR overpowered ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MISS TEAK handily defeated ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
PATCH viciously subdued SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
SHEWISH WHALER was vanquished by NAIHREN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KNOTHANDLER beat TAVIS CADFALSON in a exciting 1 minute fight.
PRISONER 0118 was savagely defeated by KATRINA in a 1 minute competition.
BALLAST luckily beat TYRE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory match.
JETSAM unbelievably bested SAMANTHA HAIN in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
SURLY DECKHAND was savagely defeated by MATH OP OWAIN in a 2 minute struggle.
POOP DECK GUY overpowered GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BUDDERCUP savagely defeated CADAL in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
PRISONER 0469 savagely defeated HEART BREAKER in a popular 4 minute bloody match.
YUFFIE was devastated by NO CHASER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE BRIDE was overpowered by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEO was beaten by PRISONER 0327 in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
CROUCHING HAMSTER overcame HEMPEN JIG in a popular 1 minute contest.
OWAIN HARLSON demolished GUT BUSTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER BG11 slimly won victory over JOAN OF ARC in a popular 3 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  30 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  15 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        48 -  34 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  23 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  31 -  1      34  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  18 -  1      25  |

Turn 515 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     JAMES MADISON 99-1268      39  22  4  239 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297    26   4  0  218 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1431)
LUNGING ATTACK   MISS TEAK 1-8015           42  31  1  212 SEA DOGS (1442)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            37  36  3  208 SEA DOGS (1442)
TOTAL PARRY      MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724    43  50  0  204 SEA DOGS (1442)
AIMED BLOW       PRISONER 0103 82--31803    43  64  0  181 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNOTMAN 97-2611            30  18  6  175 COLLUSION (1426)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRE 31-3713               30  26  0  149 DARQUE FORCES (1429)
WALL OF STEEL    COPERNICUS 81-163          21   4  1   85 DARQUE AGES (1413)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HUW AP HUW 35-3030.  The ten other most popular fighters were TYRE 31-3713, 
BUDDERCUP 60-5967, SAMANTHA HAIN 60-6335, PRISONER 0469 82--15880, MATH OP OWAIN 
35-1418, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, JAMES MADISON 99-1268, SNOTMAN 97-2611, PATCH 36-7297, 
and CADAL 35-1370.

The least popular fighter this week was GUT BUSTER 26-4750.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE BRIDE 45-4180, YUFFIE 45-4291, HEMPEN JIG 9-5388, GAR & 
BRILL 38-4252, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, SHEWISH WHALER 
18-9272, SANDMAN 97-2610, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, and CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            42  31  1  212  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           19  11  1   58  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      40  18  1  186  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         33  13  2  153  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       22  15  1   90  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 TYRE 31-3713                30  26  0  149  DARQUE FORCES (1429)       CHIMLEVTAL
 NO CHASER 33-6490           27  20  0   82  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 CADAL 35-1370               57 114  4  147  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PATCH 36-7297               35  17  0  206  SEA DOGS (1450)            JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         73 120  0  121  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     21   6  2   92  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           22   9  1   68  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
 LEO 52-3869                 16   6  0   62  DARQUE AGES (1438)         FRATSFA
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     26   4  0  218  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1431)   ILLIS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           41  37  0  156  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 COPERNICUS 81-163           21   4  1   85  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     43  64  0  181  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 SANDMAN 97-2610             33  15  4  193  COLLUSION (1426)           SHADOW GROVE
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268       39  22  4  239  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (1412) SOUTH RIDGE