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Date : 12/23/2009 Duedate: 01/05/2010
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DM-101 TURN-522
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 18/426 270 198 3 57.7 3 BLACK KELTS 29/528 77 75 1 50.7
DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379
SEA DOGS 1/1442 AQUARIAN TAROT 40/1479
DUNGEON CELL 66 82/1441 4-YIELD 56/1481 25 26 1 49.0
SEA DOGS 21/1446 INDIFFERENCE 47/1480
DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456 DEATH FROM BELOW 65/1482
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 JEKYLL'S BREW 17/1476
DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457 PLEASURABLE DEATH 36/1478
SEA DOGS 9/1468 RUN AND HYDE 18/1477
2-SPARF! 20/1069 1008 878 16 53.4 5 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 74 79 0 48.4
NOT QUITE 59/1237 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 463 637 10 42.1
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 7 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458 16 22 2 42.1
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 CUNNING RUNTS 19/1475
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 680 1125 8 37.7
OPEN SESAME 50/824 9-DARQUE ANGEL 39/1483 15 32 1 31.9
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, I was getting all excited because of us beating out Free Blades on
numbers--they had seventeen fights and five standbys last time, and we have twenty-
one fights... but nine standbys. Not enough better to shout about. And, like Free
Blades, and other advanced arenas just now, we had no challenges and no avoids. My
guess is, all the managers have gone home to celebrate the holidays, wherever home is
and whatever form the celebration takes, and the gladiators that got left behind are
just going through the motions. Kinda depressing even so.
Well, anyway, here we are: twenty-one fights, nine standbys, no challenges, no
avoids, two deaths. We can do better than this.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (23-10-2,81) of DUNGEON CELL fought B&G BOUNCER (101-
3) (0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. CHATTY CABALIST was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER
in a 1 minute uneven fray. Never talk while you're supposed to be fighting, Chatty.
Especially, never make slighting remarks about your opponent unless you're SURE
you've got him beaten.
REEKY SNEAK (42-4491) (17-4-0,55) of DUNGEON CELL fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-
0-0,70) of the Louts Local 101. REEKY SNEAK was defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in an
exciting 1 minute duel. This kind of thing happens to new guys on the sands. They
come in thinking, "Standbys, I know how to handle standbys." But these are ADVANCED
standbys. It really does make a difference.
KEEL HAULER (9-5389) (19-2-0,90) of SEA DOGS fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-
0,30) of the Louts Local 101. KEEL HAULER overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict. Hauled his keel, in fact. That'll show him!
GUT BUSTER (26-4750) (24-18-0,54) of ULTRA-VIOLENT fought HEMPEN JIG (9-5388)
(21-15-1,70) of SEA DOGS. GUT BUSTER executed HEMPEN JIG in a 1 minute one-sided
bout. That was... really messy. Some gladiators shouldn't take their names quite so
seriously.
WEE MAN (19-5071) (18-21-0,68) of CUNNING RUNTS fought SEA LEGS (9-5387) (21-13-
2,52) of SEA DOGS. WEE MAN beat SEA LEGS in a 5 minute match. And he enjoyed every
minute of it, too.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (27-30-1,71) of SEA DOGS fought KNEE BREAKER (26-4770)
(19-15-0,82) of ULTRA-VIOLENT. SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by KNEE BREAKER
in a 3 minute brawl. Looks like these Ultra-Violents are living up to their names
all over.
SALTY (21-6607) (24-22-1,62) of SEA DOGS fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) of the
Louts Local 101. SALTY was vanquished by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided fray. Three
standby wins, they're going to get swelled heads out of this.
PRISONER 0327 (82-40997) (28-22-2,92) of DUNGEON CELL 66 fought IRON-PLATED IRV
(101-10) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101. PRISONER 0327 savagely defeated IRON-
PLATED IRV in a popular 5 minute bloody duel. Ah, a standby loses. Thank you,
Prisoner.
CORRUPT TURNKEY (42-4487) (21-5-3,100) of DUNGEON CELL fought IRON-PLATED IRV
(101-10) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101. CORRUPT TURNKEY overpowered IRON-PLATED
IRV in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Dare I say, 0327 softened him up?
NO CHASER (33-6490) (30-23-0,116) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610)
(29-17-1,105) of SEA DOGS. NO CHASER viciously subdued SPARE ANCHOR in an exciting 2
minute bloody battle. What I hear is that Spare tried to force a chaser on his
opponent. Bad move.
MODEL PRISONER (42-4489) (21-3-2,127) of DUNGEON CELL fought NINJA FERD (101-30)
(0-0-0,130) of the Louts Local 101. MODEL PRISONER was bested by NINJA FERD in a 2
minute conflict. And another standby win, putting them at 4-3. Model, you've got to
try harder. All of you have got to try harder. This could get serious.
PRISONER 0118 (82-33748) (33-68-0,145) of DUNGEON CELL 24 fought FLESH FLAYER
(26-4751) (28-12-1,110) of ULTRA-VIOLENT. PRISONER 0118 overpowered FLESH FLAYER in
a 2 minute one-sided match. Well, good to see some balance being kept here, don't
want the Ultra-Violents to have it ALL their way. And the experience difference
didn't hurt, although losing probably did.
PRISONER BG11 (99-1620) (17-23-4,126) of DUNGEON CELL 508C fought THEATRE BUM
(101-6) (0-0-0,130) of the Louts Local 101. PRISONER BG11 overpowered THEATRE BUM in
a 1 minute one-sided melee. Okay, the standbys are at 4-4 now. We could come out of
this okay.
HORTATOR (1-7791) (38-38-3,178) of SEA DOGS fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (31-83-
1,111) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HORTATOR vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Shouldn't this guy be an Ex-Hortator? He isn't still doing it, is he?
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (74-125-1,180) of JUST BECAUSE fought DECK APE (18-9678)
(19-13-2,126) of SEA DOGS. GAR & BRILL was vanquished by DECK APE in a 1 minute
uneven fight. If Gar can't do better with two hundred fights on his record, he
deserves to lose.
POOP DECK GUY (1-8274) (25-12-2,170) of SEA DOGS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130)
(42-65-1,131) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. POOP DECK GUY handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in
an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Uneven, okay, but whose fault is that,
Owain? You could've done better with your life.
DIVING HAWK (3-2665) (39-58-0,159) of WE BIG WOHPUM fought JETSAM (1-8172) (25-
31-1,109) of SEA DOGS. DIVING HAWK beat JETSAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory
brawl. I hear sea gulls go for jetsam, didn't know the hawks got into it, too.
BALLAST (1-7727) (45-52-0,176) of SEA DOGS fought HEART BREAKER (26-4752) (25-
18-1,113) of ULTRA-VIOLENT. BALLAST was devastated by HEART BREAKER in a popular 3
minute bloody uneven brawl. Not only devastated, but heart-broken. It happens, even
to gladiators.
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (50-117-3,189) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER
0103 (82-33733) (47-66-0,198) of DUNGEON CELL 21. TAVIS CADFALSON was devastated by
PRISONER 0103 in a 1 minute one-sided fight. I'd be inclined to say, possibly with
their manager, that these guys are so awful, the Children, they don't belong anywhere
but here.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (61-106-1,197) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought KATRINA (101-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the Louts Local 101. MATH OP OWAIN was easily killed by KATRINA in
a 1 minute one-sided match. AHHHH, drat. The standbys pull a 5-4-1 turn here. We
did not need this. Listen, you guys, when you're out doing the bars tonight, those
of you still on your feet, watch OUT for the standbys, they're going to be full of
themselves and touchy with it.
For the title:
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-7724) (49-50-0,268) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967)
(45-39-0,185) of BUMS 'R' US. MAKESHIFT ANCHOR devastated BUDDERCUP in a 2 minute
mismatched Title fight. Makeshift Anchor remains our Captain of the Guard, though
Buddercup did put up a good struggle.
A salute to you all.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 50 50 0 278 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 48 66 0 206 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 51 44 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 32 19 0 186 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 22 20 1 183 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 45 40 0 182 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 50 118 3 181 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 39 38 3 180 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 61 107 1 173 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 26 12 2 172 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 28 35 1 167 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
DECK APE 18-9678 20 13 2 164 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 40 58 0 161 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 26 18 1 158 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 34 68 0 155 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 74 126 1 145 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 18 23 4 138 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 33 23 1 137 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BALLAST 1-7727 45 53 0 136 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 42 66 1 135 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487 22 5 3 135 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
PRISONER 0327 82--24539 29 22 2 129 DUNGEON CELL 66 (1441) DWES EG
NO CHASER 33-6490 31 23 0 127 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MODEL PRISONER 42-4489 21 4 2 124 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 31 84 1 118 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
JETSAM 1-8172 25 32 1 118 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
FLESH FLAYER 26-4751 28 13 1 109 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 29 18 1 105 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GUT BUSTER 26-4750 25 18 1 100 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 26 10 1 92 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 20 2 0 92 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KNEE BREAKER 26-4770 20 15 0 87 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
-MAJOR PAYNE 1-8295 24 10 3 85 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 21 1 1 80 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 13 3 3 75 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
WEE MAN 19-5071 19 21 0 74 CUNNING RUNTS (1475) ZUWAYZA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 27 31 1 73 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-THE FOOL 40-2332 22 8 0 72 AQUARIAN TAROT (1479) ZENSU
-ULL HARDHAMMER 31-6170 15 11 1 57 THE STORMBRINGERS (857) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JIMMY DEAN 29-2947 29 22 3 55 BLACK KELTS (528) LAPUR
HEMPEN JIG 9-5388 21 16 1 54 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 18 6 2 54 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
REEKY SNEAK 42-4491 17 5 0 54 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
SEA LEGS 9-5387 21 14 2 51 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
SALTY 21-6607 24 23 1 46 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 23 11 2 46 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 61 107 1 CHILDREN OF LLYR 1415 KATRINA 522
HEMPEN JIG 9-5388 21 16 1 SEA DOGS 1468 GUT BUSTER 26-4750 522
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Makeshift Anchor -- I dunno, seems like a solid job to me. -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S. At least, I couldn't make you shift.
Catfish Hunter -- The real question is, Do you hunt catfish, or are you a catfish who
hunts? Since the Commission thinks you're Convincian rather than Catfish, I would
guess that you are seeking those whiskered bottom-feeders. -- Math op Owain
Model Prisoner -- I don't think that's a good idea. Make 'em regret they locked you
up, eh? -- Huw ap Huw
Jetsam -- And it's over the side with you! -- Owain Harlson
Olaf -- Any chance I could get a catfish to fight in the adventure? -- Math op Owain
Math -- Seems unlikely. Basically, you're in hell, right? Not a good place for
catfish. -- Olaf
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR devastated BUDDERCUP in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
MATH OP OWAIN was easily killed by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TAVIS CADFALSON was devastated by PRISONER 0103 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALLAST was devastated by HEART BREAKER in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven brawl.
DIVING HAWK beat JETSAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
POOP DECK GUY handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GAR & BRILL was vanquished by DECK APE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HORTATOR vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER BG11 overpowered THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PRISONER 0118 overpowered FLESH FLAYER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MODEL PRISONER was bested by NINJA FERD in a 2 minute conflict.
NO CHASER viciously subdued SPARE ANCHOR in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
CORRUPT TURNKEY overpowered IRON-PLATED IRV in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PRISONER 0327 savagely defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a popular 5 minute bloody duel.
SALTY was vanquished by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by KNEE BREAKER in a 3 minute brawl.
WEE MAN beat SEA LEGS in a 5 minute match.
GUT BUSTER executed HEMPEN JIG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KEEL HAULER overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
REEKY SNEAK was defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute duel.
CHATTY CABALIST was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 17 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 43 - 31 - 0 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 34 - 2 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 28 - 2 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 27 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 25 - 0 32 |
Turn 522 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 50 50 0 278 SEA DOGS (1442)
AIMED BLOW PRISONER 0103 82--31803 48 66 0 206 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)
STRIKING ATTACK BUDDERCUP 60-5967 45 40 0 182 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 50 118 3 181 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 39 38 3 180 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 61 107 1 173 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 26 12 2 172 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-LUNGE HEART BREAKER 26-4752 26 18 1 158 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
WALL OF STEEL FLESH FLAYER 26-4751 28 13 1 109 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WEE MAN 19-5071 19 21 0 74 CUNNING RUNTS (1475)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was DIVING HAWK 3-2665. The ten other most popular fighters were KNEE BREAKER
26-4770, HEART BREAKER 26-4752, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, NO CHASER 33-6490, PRISONER 0327
82--24539, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, MODEL PRISONER 42-4489, JETSAM 1-8172, WEE MAN
19-5071, and KEEL HAULER 9-5389.
The least popular fighter this week was HEMPEN JIG 9-5388. The other ten least
popular fighters were HUW AP HUW 35-3030, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, REEKY SNEAK 42-4491,
GUT BUSTER 26-4750, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, FLESH FLAYER 26-4751, OWAIN HARLSON
35-3130, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SEA LEGS 9-5387, and SALTY 21-6607.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 3 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 3 1 1 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 4 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 50 50 0 278 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 40 58 0 161 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 20 2 0 92 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
DECK APE 18-9678 20 13 2 164 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WEE MAN 19-5071 19 21 0 74 CUNNING RUNTS (1475) ZUWAYZA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 27 31 1 73 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 26 18 1 158 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
NO CHASER 33-6490 31 23 0 127 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 50 118 3 181 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 74 126 1 145 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487 22 5 3 135 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 45 40 0 182 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 48 66 0 206 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 18 23 4 138 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE