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Date   : 02/17/2010    Duedate: 03/02/2010

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DM-101    TURN-526

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SISTERHOOD 84/1484      2    1  0 66.7      DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221               
  2 SEA DOGS 1/1442       309  232  4 57.1      OPEN SESAME 50/824                    
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455                   4 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298   37   36  1 50.7
    SEA DOGS 51/1440                            CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1118              
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             THE WARLORDS II 28/1335               
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299                 
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                      5 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379    77   81  1 48.7
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456                   6 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    77   84  0 47.8
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457                   JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    SEA DOGS 9/1468                           7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  465  639 10 42.1
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                    8 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458   24   34  3 41.4
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/1488                   CUNNING RUNTS 19/1475                 
  3 SPARF! 20/1069       1028  891 16 53.6    9 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  686 1135  8 37.7
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                        10 WORDS THAT EN 7/1486    8   19  0 29.6
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  11 PHILANTHROPI 33/1436    2   14  0 12.5
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395             
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         PHILANTHROPISTS 35/1374               
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        PHILANTHROPISTS 55/1377               
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1448               
    BLOWN AWAY 44/820                           PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/1485             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, everyone get sat down, grab a beer or whatever you fancy, and let's get
moving on this.  We're late--not your fault, not even my fault, the clerks in the
office were backed up with paperwork, getting a "whole bunch" of Bloodgames
gladiators registered.  Greetings to any and all.
     But to work:
     THIRTY fights, with only three standbys, we're challenging the regionals here.
I like that.  They can either pull up their socks and get busy, or they can leave
their socks hanging down and trip over the disgusting things.  Also, twelve
challenges.  Definitely looking good today.
     Sea Dogs were most avoided, and Royal Flush was most avoiding.
     Greatest point gain today goes to Chatty Cabalist, who shut up long enough to
get the job done on Morphius.
     Biggest point loss goes to Chatty's teammate, Reeky Sneak, for losing to a
standby.  Kinda sad, there, Reeky.  What's the status on your socks, eh?

     REEKY SNEAK (42-4491) (19-5-0,81) of DUNGEON CELL fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-
0-0,30) of Zestful Substitutes.  REEKY SNEAK was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute
bout.  This was Reeky's bad minute, or bad two minutes.  If you want to hang out
here, you have to do a little better.  Not a lot, but at least a little.
     LONGFELLOW (55-3177) (20-14-3,77) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought A.O. HELL (54-2523)
(19-7-2,65) of USELESS TOOLS.  LONGFELLOW was demolished by A.O. HELL in an exciting
1 minute one-sided fight.  Ah, I could tell you tales about this Longfellow...!  But
my lips are sealed.
     DAMON DORIAN (55-3229) (20-9-2,75) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought HEMPEN JIG (9-5388)
(21-19-1,41) of SEA DOGS.  DAMON DORIAN was handily defeated by HEMPEN JIG in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  And speaking of Khalanian Philanthropists, have I seen you
guys here before?  I don't seem to think so.  Welcome!  But just a word of warning,
don't go hanging around with Hempen Jig.
     LOCO (35-3677) (16-10-0,58) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 fought LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504)
(18-10-1,63) of DUNGEON CELL.  LOCO was overpowered by LAZY LOOKOUT in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided fight.  It isn't looking like a good day for
Philanthropists today.  Bad planetary transits, I suppose.
     MORPHIUS (35-3471) (15-15-1,61) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought CHATTY CABALIST (42-
4488) (24-13-2,38) of DUNGEON CELL.  MORPHIUS was executed by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1
minute uneven competition.  Ouch!  I guess the clerks who took the notes were being
really accurate in the old "mashed him like a melon" department.  Very messy.
     PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (19-28-1,86) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought PORKY PIG (72-
5953) (20-10-2,75) of MEAT YOUR MAKER.  PRISONER R02 was vanquished by PORKY PIG in
an action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.  Ah, the wild boar, tusks like scimitars,
and little red eyes of madness.  Flee if you get the chance.

     PRISONER BG23 (97-3369) (7-3-5,29) of DUNGEON CELL W10A fought LAKE SAILOR (101-
2) (0-0-0,30) of Zestful Substitutes.  PRISONER BG23 was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR
in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Okay, here's a Bloodgames gladiator.  Good showing,
too, but... when killing is not the object, it changes everything.  This often causes
difficulties in adjustment.  We just have to bear with these guys.
     SCREWFACE (33-6829) (14-3-1,46) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-
6568) (28-33-1,71) of SEA DOGS.  SCREWFACE vanquished SURLY DECKHAND in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided match.  Aha!  A Philanthropic victory; this may keep Aragorn from
lowering the booms on his men.
     KEEL HAULER (9-5389) (21-4-0,97) of SEA DOGS fought DELLAMITRI (25-2682) (16-9-
1,58) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  KEEL HAULER demolished DELLAMITRI in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  Ouch.  One victory for a Philantropist--sorry if I seem to be harping on
these guys, but suddenly they're everywhere--and another loss right behind.
     PRISONER BG11 (99-1620) (19-25-4,146) of DUNGEON CELL 508C fought GUT BUSTER
(26-4750) (27-19-2,100) of ULTRA-VIOLENT.  PRISONER BG11 handily defeated GUT BUSTER
in a 2 minute one-sided contest.  Tough guy, this Prisoner--probably not from the
most recent Bloodgames, with that record.  A year ago, a year and a half, something
like that.
     PRISONER 0118 (82-33748) (35-69-0,148) of DUNGEON CELL 24 fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (31-87-1,120) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  PRISONER 0118 savagely defeated HUW AP HUW
in an action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.  This is by way of being some kind of
rite of passage, beating Huw, and what took you three minutes, 0118?
     JETSAM (1-8172) (27-33-1,132) of SEA DOGS fought PATIENCE (35-2005) (31-25-1,98)
of PHILANTHROPISTS.  JETSAM slimly won victory over PATIENCE in a popular 3 minute
gruesome bout.  How can Jetsam have won a slim victory?  Have any of you really
looked at Jetsam lately?  Slim is not the adjective.

     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (30-19-1,124) of SEA DOGS fought FLESH FLAYER (26-4751)
(28-16-1,109) of ULTRA-VIOLENT.  SPARE ANCHOR savagely defeated FLESH FLAYER in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.  Nothing like being hit by an anchor to make
you think of places you'd rather be.
     CORRUPT TURNKEY (42-4487) (24-6-3,170) of DUNGEON CELL fought BATTLING BOB (101-
26) (0-0-0,200) of Zestful Substitutes.  CORRUPT TURNKEY overpowered BATTLING BOB in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided match.  Battling Bob vowed vengeance, but his
attention span isn't that long--too many blows to the head.  Give him a couple of
hours, and he'll have forgotten all about it.
     HEART BREAKER (26-4752) (28-19-1,152) of ULTRA-VIOLENT fought NO CHASER (33-
6490) (33-24-0,148) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  HEART BREAKER devastated NO CHASER in a 2
minute gory mismatched brawl.  Correct me if I'm wrong--unlikely, but just possible--
but it seems to me that Heart Breaker is indicating here that she likes to be chased.
Chase her, guys!  But be ready to duck.
     BALLAST (1-7727) (48-53-0,167) of SEA DOGS fought PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (24-
14-2,102) of MAGIC MAYHEM.  BALLAST slimly won victory over PRIZMATYK WAHL in an
action packed 6 minute duel.  It was probably the reflective polish on Ballast's
armor that turned the tide.  Either that, or the moon phase.
     POOP DECK GUY (1-8274) (29-12-2,193) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(76-127-1,152) of JUST BECAUSE.  POOP DECK GUY handily defeated GAR & BRILL in a 1
minute one-sided conflict.  Good.
     Which is the last of random matches, and I don't see how a newly arrived
Bloodgames victor can be issuing challenges, so... where is the "whole bunch"?  Gone
to other arenas, I suppose, the fools.  They'd have been better off here.

Still, with that out of the way, we have the challenge matches:
     ALARIC (28-3787) (18-8-0,70) of THE WARLORDS II challenged SALTY (21-6607) (24-
26-1,44) of SEA DOGS.  Down 26.  ALARIC was bested by SALTY in a 2 minute Challenge
battle.  To make a challenge like that and lose... bad show, Alaric.
     PHANTASMAL (84-10204) (11-0-0,62) of SISTERHOOD challenged GOB (51-5436) (17-13-
1,62) of SEA DOGS.  Straight across.  PHANTASMAL was demolished by GOB in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition.  These Sea Dogs, they're tough, even when they come
from small arenas.  Well, they have to be if they don't want to get thrown overboard
or fed to the sharks.
     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (9-3-2,28) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged SEA LEGS (9-5387) (21-
17-2,47) of SEA DOGS.  Up 19.  NUMBSKULL overpowered SEA LEGS in a popular 1 minute
brutal one-sided Challenge melee.  If Sea Legs has a face, it'll be red.  This is an
embarrassing loss, yes?  But then, all losses are embarrassing, when you get down to
it.
     LAHRS ENNY (39-3400) (22-17-0,88) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT challenged KNEE BREAKER
(26-4770) (21-17-0,100) of ULTRA-VIOLENT.  Up 18.  LAHRS ENNY lost to KNEE BREAKER in
a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.  If I haven't said "Welcome back" to Fizban,
consider that I'm saying it now.
     IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (27-11-1,96) of NOT QUITE challenged WEE MAN (19-
5071) (20-23-0,100) of CUNNING RUNTS.  Up 4.  IMMOVEABLE OBJECT slimly won victory
over WEE MAN in a 10 minute Challenge duel.  Ten minutes!  That's immoveable enough
to go on with.
     MARY ANN (47-4378) (19-28-0,115) of SCREEN DREAMS challenged HOCKEY DUCK (39-
937) (33-25-1,120) of DUCKS UNLIMITED.  Up 5.  MARY ANN handily defeated HOCKEY DUCK
in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Any duck that hangs around here when he should
have gone south for the winter is just asking for trouble.

     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (15-3-3,127) of OPEN SESAME challenged OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (44-67-1,149) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 22.  TRASH CAN overpowered OWAIN HARLSON
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Owain got hit by enough thoroughly ripe
veggies thrown by fans that he is nominated as cook for the day.  Vegetable soup, I
suppose.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (23-1-1,109) of USELESS TOOLS challenged MODEL PRISONER
(42-4489) (21-7-2,111) of DUNGEON CELL.  Up 2.  RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued
by MODEL PRISONER in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  A tight one, or maybe a tense one,
or, well, however you want to phrase it:  hard fought, and long enough to be
exciting.
     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (28-37-1,163) of SPARF! challenged DIVING HAWK (3-2665)
(40-61-0,164) of WE BIG WOHPUM.  Up 1.  ROWDY YOBBO defeated DIVING HAWK in an
exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.  Watch that head swell!  They say you should put a
steak on it, but I've never seen the point; the steak should go in the pan.
     PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (33-20-0,178) of USELESS TOOLS challenged MATH OP OWAIN
(35-1418) (62-109-1,180) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 2.  PHONELESS CORD lost to MATH OP
OWAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Whoa!  There's a turn-around.
I've never seen anyone tie a phoneless cord into a gordian knot before.
     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (53-44-1,202) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BUDDERCUP (60-
5967) (46-42-0,189) of BUMS 'R' US.  Down 13.  STEVE MCQUEEN savagely defeated
BUDDERCUP in an exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee.  Not butter now, but sour
cream, better make a chip dip or something.
     CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) (24-20-1,204) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged TAVIS
CADFALSON (35-1419) (51-120-3,206) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 2.  CATFISH HUNTER was
viciously subdued by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Naturally.
Everyone knows it's too cold to hunt catfish right now, the rivers are frozen!

For the title, a random match:
     UZI (44-1701) (32-32-1,200) of BLOWN AWAY fought PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (50-
67-0,194) of DUNGEON CELL 21.  UZI subdued PRISONER 0103 in a popular 2 minute Title
brawl.  A bit messy, but decisive, and our congratulations to Uzi.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UZI 44-1701                 33  32  1  206  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     52 120  3  216  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       54  44  1  209  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        30  12  2  195  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     25   6  3  195  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       24  21  1  195  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       63 109  1  194  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           46  43  0  193  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     50  68  0  192  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
-MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     52  51  0  188  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      33  21  0  175  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         29  37  1  172  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 BALLAST 1-7727              49  53  0  169  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       29  19  1  167  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          40  62  0  159  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         76 128  1  157  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     36  69  0  150  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       20  25  4  149  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           16   3  3  149  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 NO CHASER 33-6490           33  25  0  142  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MARY ANN 47-4378            20  28  0  135  SCREEN DREAMS (1299)       NORTH FORK
 JETSAM 1-8172               28  33  1  134  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       44  68  1  131  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        31  19  1  131  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 MODEL PRISONER 42-4489      22   7  2  127  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          31  88  1  125  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      24  15  2  116  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        28  17  1  114  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       23   2  1  109  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 KNEE BREAKER 26-4770        22  17  0  108  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          33  26  1  107  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   28  11  1  106  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          22   4  0  102  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PATIENCE 35-2005            31  26  1  100  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750          27  20  2  100  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 WEE MAN 19-5071             20  24  0  100  CUNNING RUNTS (1475)       ZUWAYZA
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           21  10  2   92  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LAHRS ENNY 39-3400          22  18  0   87  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118)    XOCHITHLAN
 A.O. HELL 54-2523           20   7  2   85  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 GOB 51-5436                 18  13  1   78  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     25  13  3   77  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        19  10  1   76  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           22  19  1   75  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      19  29  1   73  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 SCREWFACE 33-6829           15   3  1   70  PHILANTHROPISTS (1436)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SALTY 21-6607               25  26  1   68  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 LONGFELLOW 55-3177          20  15  3   64  PHILANTHROPISTS (1377)     KHALANI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          16  10  1   63  PHILANTHROPISTS (1448)     LYRATILAN
 ALARIC 28-3787              18   9  0   53  THE WARLORDS II (1335)     MORYA
 PHANTASMAL 84-10204         11   1  0   53  SISTERHOOD (1484)          BLACKSTONE
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      28  34  1   51  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 REEKY SNEAK 42-4491         19   6  0   51  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 LOCO 35-3677                16  11  0   51  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395)   MURSKA
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           10   3  2   51  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 DAMON DORIAN 55-3229        20  10  2   49  PHILANTHROPISTS (1377)     KHALANI
-BARRIO 7-5207               12   8  4   48  WORDS THAT END IN O (1486) BONSUR
 MORPHIUS 35-3471            15  16  1   42  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA
 SEA LEGS 9-5387             21  18  2   29  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        7   4  5   19  DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488)   SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
MORPHIUS 35-3471          15  16  1 PHILANTHROPISTS 1374   CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488   526

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Uzi -- Congratulations on your new title.  Defend it well and don't forget to write a
column every once in a while. -- Makeshift Anchor

Home Guard -- It has been my pleasure to compete against you.  I'm not sure if this
is retirement or simply a vacation.  Whichever the case, I plan on enjoying it. --
Makeshift Anchor

     See that you do, for those of us who don't get one.

Phoneless Cord -- Truly, what may or may not count as a "useless" tool depends on
what you need to do, does it not?  I found you quite handy in tying up a bothersome
bookie. -- Tavis Cadfalson

Steve McQueen -- Somehow I pictured you as being taller.  Must've been trick
photography, hmm? -- Math op Owain

Ballast -- B'llast you!  I didn't NEED that. -- Owain Harlson

Gar & Brill -- Oh, it's you. -- Huw ap Huw

9 February 10
All -- I know you all thought the old Wiz that is Fiz went off to die somewhere.
Well, I didn't.  Now I'm back to befuddle and frustrate you with my senseless
ramblings.  I look forward to reconnecting with all my old friends and enemies alike.
-- Fizban the Famous

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CATFISH HUNTER was viciously subdued by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
STEVE MCQUEEN savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
PHONELESS CORD lost to MATH OP OWAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ROWDY YOBBO defeated DIVING HAWK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued by MODEL PRISONER in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TRASH CAN overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MARY ANN handily defeated HOCKEY DUCK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT slimly won victory over WEE MAN in a 10 minute Challenge duel.
LAHRS ENNY lost to KNEE BREAKER in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
NUMBSKULL overpowered SEA LEGS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee.
PHANTASMAL was demolished by GOB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ALARIC was bested by SALTY in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
UZI subdued PRISONER 0103 in a popular 2 minute Title brawl.
POOP DECK GUY handily defeated GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BALLAST slimly won victory over PRIZMATYK WAHL in a action packed 6 minute duel.
HEART BREAKER devastated NO CHASER in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
CORRUPT TURNKEY overpowered BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SPARE ANCHOR savagely defeated FLESH FLAYER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
JETSAM slimly won victory over PATIENCE in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
PRISONER 0118 savagely defeated HUW AP HUW in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
PRISONER BG11 handily defeated GUT BUSTER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
KEEL HAULER demolished DELLAMITRI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCREWFACE vanquished SURLY DECKHAND in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
PRISONER BG23 was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER R02 was vanquished by PORKY PIG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
MORPHIUS was executed by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LOCO was overpowered by LAZY LOOKOUT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAMON DORIAN was handily defeated by HEMPEN JIG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LONGFELLOW was demolished by A.O. HELL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
REEKY SNEAK was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         TOTAL PARRY       21 -   6 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  16 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        41 -  31 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  30 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  33 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  23 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  29 -  0      31  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  0      29  |

Turn 526 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         6 -  5                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       UZI 44-1701                33  32  1  206 BLOWN AWAY (820)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    52 120  3  216 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP DECK GUY 1-8274       30  12  2  195 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE     CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315      24  21  1  195 PARTY ANIMALS (591)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUDDERCUP 60-5967          46  43  0  193 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
TOTAL PARRY      BALLAST 1-7727             49  53  0  169 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-LUNGE      HEART BREAKER 26-4752      29  19  1  167 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
WALL OF STEEL    PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252     24  15  2  116 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)
BASHING ATTACK   KNEE BREAKER 26-4770       22  17  0  108 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         33  26  1  107 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BUDDERCUP 60-5967.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRIZMATYK WAHL 
73-4252, STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110, KNEE BREAKER 26-4770, 
PRISONER 0118 82--31788, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, WEE MAN 19-5071, FLESH FLAYER 
26-4751, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, and ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429.

The least popular fighter this week was DAMON DORIAN 55-3229.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MORPHIUS 35-3471, DELLAMITRI 25-2682, NO CHASER 33-6490, 
PHANTASMAL 84-10204, LONGFELLOW 55-3177, LOCO 35-3677, PRISONER R02 82--14458, 
PRISONER BG23 97-3369, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, and GUT BUSTER 26-4750.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  5 0  KHALANI(55)          0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 1  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        30  12  2  195  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          40  62  0  159  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       24  21  1  195  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          22   4  0  102  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        31  19  1  131  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 WEE MAN 19-5071             20  24  0  100  CUNNING RUNTS (1475)       ZUWAYZA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         29  37  1  172  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 SALTY 21-6607               25  26  1   68  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          16  10  1   63  PHILANTHROPISTS (1448)     LYRATILAN
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       29  19  1  167  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 ALARIC 28-3787              18   9  0   53  THE WARLORDS II (1335)     MORYA
 NO CHASER 33-6490           33  25  0  142  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     52 120  3  216  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         76 128  1  157  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          33  26  1  107  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     25   6  3  195  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 33  32  1  206  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       54  44  1  209  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           16   3  3  149  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 GOB 51-5436                 18  13  1   78  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           10   3  2   51  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      33  21  0  175  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 LONGFELLOW 55-3177          20  15  3   64  PHILANTHROPISTS (1377)     KHALANI
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   28  11  1  106  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           46  43  0  193  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           21  10  2   92  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      24  15  2  116  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     50  68  0  192  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 PHANTASMAL 84-10204         11   1  0   53  SISTERHOOD (1484)          BLACKSTONE
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        7   4  5   19  DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488)   SHADOW GROVE
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       20  25  4  149  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE