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Date : 03/17/2010 Duedate: 03/30/2010
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-528
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SISTERHOOD 84/1484 4 1 0 80.0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
2 SEA DOGS 1/1442 332 250 4 57.0 OPEN SESAME 50/824
DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455 4 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379 79 81 1 49.4
SEA DOGS 51/1440 5 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298 40 41 1 49.4
SEA DOGS 18/426 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1118
SEA DOGS 21/1446 SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 THE WARLORDS II 28/1335
DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456 6 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 78 87 0 47.3
DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
SEA DOGS 9/1468 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 466 640 10 42.1
DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/1488 8 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458 26 42 3 38.2
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 CUNNING RUNTS 19/1475
3-SPARF! 20/1069 1028 891 16 53.6 9 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 688 1141 8 37.6
NOT QUITE 59/1237 10-WORDS THAT EN 7/1486 8 19 0 29.6
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 11 THE DARK LORDS 6/781 5 12 0 29.4
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 12-PHILANTHROPI 33/1436 2 14 0 12.5
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 PHILANTHROPISTS 35/1374
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 PHILANTHROPISTS 55/1377
BLOWN AWAY 44/820 PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1448
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Well, look at that. One minute, you're just another sailor on the poop deck, and the
next minute, you're the captain! There wasn't even a mutiny involved. Okay, okay,
so I'm not the captain of a ship. Unless the guards have a ship, because I'm Captain
of the Guard and I'm pretty sure that would make me the captain of the guards' ship.
But still, even without a ship, this is pretty cool.
Do the guards have a ship?
Poop Deck Guy
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Yes, the guards have a ship, and if they don't, I'll see to it that they get
one. This could be great for morale!
And we need something for morale here. Twenty-three fights, that isn't bad
these days, but six standbys, no challenges, no avoids... not good.
The (few and minor) points of interest:
Math op Owain had the biggest point increase: 36.
Prisoner R02 had the biggest drop: 26. Different fights.
Other than that... no challenges, no avoids, no deaths, six standbys... I guess
the only thing worth mentioning here is the title match.
POOP DECK GUY (1-8274) (31-12-2,208) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (46-
44-0,195) of BUMS 'R' US. POOP DECK GUY devastated BUDDERCUP in an action packed 1
minute mismatched Title fight. Congratulations to Poop Deck Guy, still the Captain
of this Ship!
Olaf Modeen
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 32 12 2 221 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 54 44 1 209 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 64 110 1 206 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-UZI 44-1701 33 32 1 206 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 52 68 0 205 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 21 1 195 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 52 122 3 192 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 46 45 0 191 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 42 62 0 181 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 50 54 0 176 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 33 21 0 175 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487 26 7 3 175 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 38 69 0 174 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 29 37 1 172 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 77 129 1 168 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 22 25 4 159 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 24 4 0 150 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 16 3 3 149 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 29 21 1 147 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
NO CHASER 33-6490 34 26 0 144 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
JETSAM 1-8172 29 34 1 141 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
MODEL PRISONER 42-4489 24 7 2 140 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
NIGHTBLADE 6-2008 31 46 0 135 THE DARK LORDS (781) TRANSEL
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 45 69 1 133 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MARY ANN 47-4378 20 30 0 133 SCREEN DREAMS (1299) NORTH FORK
FLESH FLAYER 26-4751 29 18 1 132 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 25 16 2 128 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 31 90 1 121 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KNEE BREAKER 26-4770 22 19 0 115 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 23 2 1 109 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 33 26 1 107 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 31 21 1 106 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 28 11 1 106 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
WEE MAN 19-5071 21 25 0 106 CUNNING RUNTS (1475) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PATIENCE 35-2005 31 26 1 100 PHILANTHROPISTS (1374) MURSKA
LAHRS ENNY 39-3400 24 18 0 98 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118) XOCHITHLAN
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 21 10 2 92 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 20 7 2 85 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
PHANTASMAL 84-10204 13 1 0 84 SISTERHOOD (1484) BLACKSTONE
REEKY SNEAK 42-4491 20 7 0 77 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
HEMPEN JIG 9-5388 23 20 1 75 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
SEA LEGS 9-5387 22 19 2 72 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
-SCREWFACE 33-6829 15 3 1 70 PHILANTHROPISTS (1436) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOB 51-5436 19 14 1 66 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
-LONGFELLOW 55-3177 20 15 3 64 PHILANTHROPISTS (1377) KHALANI
FLY FISHER 21-6727 18 2 1 64 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
SALTY 21-6607 26 27 1 63 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 20 11 1 63 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-DELLAMITRI 25-2682 16 10 1 63 PHILANTHROPISTS (1448) LYRATILAN
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 26 14 3 57 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 29 35 1 51 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-LOCO 35-3677 16 11 0 51 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395) MURSKA
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 10 3 2 51 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
-DAMON DORIAN 55-3229 20 10 2 49 PHILANTHROPISTS (1377) KHALANI
GUT BUSTER 26-4750 27 22 2 47 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
ALARIC 28-3787 18 11 0 45 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
-MORPHIUS 35-3471 15 16 1 42 PHILANTHROPISTS (1374) MURSKA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 19 31 1 35 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
PRISONER BG23 97-3369 7 6 5 22 DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Heck, we were hoping not to have to write personals today, but ol' "eagle eye"
whapped us a good one, and here we are again. Never have a manager who started life
as a basher, they've got no patience. -- Math op Owain
Poop Deck Guy -- Good fight. Well, I didn't actually like it much, but at least it
was short. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Gar & Brill -- Go ahead, gloat, but my time will come. -- Math op Owain
P.S. I just don't know what time that will be: my time to win, or my time to die?
Spare Anchor -- Not that I need one, much less two. -- Owain Harlson
Model Prisoner -- You're wasted on modeling armor. You should be showing off
glamorous dresses. -- Huw ap Huw
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POOP DECK GUY devastated BUDDERCUP in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TAVIS CADFALSON was overcome by PRISONER 0103 in a popular 2 minute match.
GAR & BRILL was outwaited by BALLAST in a crowd pleasing 12 minute brawl.
CORRUPT TURNKEY was overpowered by MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEART BREAKER was vanquished by PRISONER 0118 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRISONER BG11 slimly won victory over FLESH FLAYER in a popular 6 minute competition.
DIVING HAWK handily defeated NO CHASER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MODEL PRISONER vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by KEEL HAULER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIGHTBLADE overpowered SPARE ANCHOR in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided melee.
PRIZMATYK WAHL subdued KNEE BREAKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MARY ANN was unbelievably bested by JETSAM in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
WEE MAN outlasted REEKY SNEAK in a crowd pleasing 7 minute conflict.
ALARIC was defeated by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute duel.
GUT BUSTER was overpowered by HEMPEN JIG in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
FLY FISHER was unbelievably bested by LAHRS ENNY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
SALTY overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SURLY DECKHAND was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRISONER BG23 was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
PHANTASMAL viciously subdued SEA LEGS in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
PRISONER R02 was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOB overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LAZY LOOKOUT vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 13 - 1 66 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 42 - 28 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 31 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 33 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 25 - 0 39 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 18 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 27 - 0 33 |
Turn 528 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 6 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 5 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 32 12 2 221 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 64 110 1 206 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW PRISONER 0103 82--31803 52 68 0 205 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 52 122 3 192 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK BUDDERCUP 60-5967 46 45 0 191 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
TOTAL PARRY BALLAST 1-7727 50 54 0 176 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-LUNGE HEART BREAKER 26-4752 29 21 1 147 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
WALL OF STEEL FLESH FLAYER 26-4751 29 18 1 132 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
BASHING ATTACK KNEE BREAKER 26-4770 22 19 0 115 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WEE MAN 19-5071 21 25 0 106 CUNNING RUNTS (1475)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The ten other most popular fighters were FLY FISHER
21-6727, MARY ANN 47-4378, PHANTASMAL 84-10204, PRISONER BG11 99-1620, FLESH FLAYER
26-4751, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, REEKY SNEAK 42-4491, LAHRS ENNY 39-3400, POOP DECK
GUY 1-8274, and TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.
The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER R02 82--14458. The other ten least
popular fighters were GUT BUSTER 26-4750, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, HUW AP HUW 35-3030,
NO CHASER 33-6490, CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487, PRISONER BG23 97-3369, ALARIC 28-3787,
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HEART BREAKER 26-4752, and BALLAST 1-7727.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 0 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 0 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 32 12 2 221 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 42 62 0 181 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
NIGHTBLADE 6-2008 31 46 0 135 THE DARK LORDS (781) TRANSEL
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 24 4 0 150 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 31 21 1 106 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
WEE MAN 19-5071 21 25 0 106 CUNNING RUNTS (1475) ZUWAYZA
FLY FISHER 21-6727 18 2 1 64 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 29 21 1 147 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
ALARIC 28-3787 18 11 0 45 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
NO CHASER 33-6490 34 26 0 144 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 64 110 1 206 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 77 129 1 168 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
LAHRS ENNY 39-3400 24 18 0 98 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118) XOCHITHLAN
CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487 26 7 3 175 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
MARY ANN 47-4378 20 30 0 133 SCREEN DREAMS (1299) NORTH FORK
GOB 51-5436 19 14 1 66 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 46 45 0 191 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 25 16 2 128 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 52 68 0 205 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
PHANTASMAL 84-10204 13 1 0 84 SISTERHOOD (1484) BLACKSTONE
PRISONER BG23 97-3369 7 6 5 22 DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488) SHADOW GROVE
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 22 25 4 159 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE