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Date   : 03/17/2010    Duedate: 03/30/2010

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DM-101    TURN-528

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SISTERHOOD 84/1484      4    1  0 80.0      DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221               
  2 SEA DOGS 1/1442       332  250  4 57.0      OPEN SESAME 50/824                    
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455                   4 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379    79   81  1 49.4
    SEA DOGS 51/1440                          5 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298   40   41  1 49.4
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1118              
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299                 
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        THE WARLORDS II 28/1335               
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456                   6 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    78   87  0 47.3
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457                   JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    SEA DOGS 9/1468                           7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  466  640 10 42.1
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/1488                 8 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458   26   42  3 38.2
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                      CUNNING RUNTS 19/1475                 
  3-SPARF! 20/1069       1028  891 16 53.6    9 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  688 1141  8 37.6
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                        10-WORDS THAT EN 7/1486    8   19  0 29.6
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  11 THE DARK LORDS 6/781    5   12  0 29.4
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                      12-PHILANTHROPI 33/1436    2   14  0 12.5
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1395             
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        PHILANTHROPISTS 35/1374               
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          PHILANTHROPISTS 55/1377               
    BLOWN AWAY 44/820                           PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1448               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Well, look at that.  One minute, you're just another sailor on the poop deck, and the
next minute, you're the captain!  There wasn't even a mutiny involved.  Okay, okay,
so I'm not the captain of a ship.  Unless the guards have a ship, because I'm Captain
of the Guard and I'm pretty sure that would make me the captain of the guards' ship.
But still, even without a ship, this is pretty cool.

Do the guards have a ship?

Poop Deck Guy

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Yes, the guards have a ship, and if they don't, I'll see to it that they get
one.  This could be great for morale!
     And we need something for morale here.  Twenty-three fights, that isn't bad
these days, but six standbys, no challenges, no avoids... not good.
     The (few and minor) points of interest:
          Math op Owain had the biggest point increase: 36.
          Prisoner R02 had the biggest drop: 26.  Different fights.
     Other than that... no challenges, no avoids, no deaths, six standbys... I guess
the only thing worth mentioning here is the title match.

     POOP DECK GUY (1-8274) (31-12-2,208) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (46-
44-0,195) of BUMS 'R' US. POOP DECK GUY devastated BUDDERCUP in an action packed 1
minute mismatched Title fight.  Congratulations to Poop Deck Guy, still the Captain
of this Ship!

                                        Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        32  12  2  221  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       54  44  1  209  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       64 110  1  206  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-UZI 44-1701                 33  32  1  206  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     52  68  0  205  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       24  21  1  195  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     52 122  3  192  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           46  45  0  191  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          42  62  0  181  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALLAST 1-7727              50  54  0  176  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      33  21  0  175  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     26   7  3  175  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     38  69  0  174  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         29  37  1  172  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         77 129  1  168  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       22  25  4  159  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          24   4  0  150  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
-TRASH CAN 50-3403           16   3  3  149  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       29  21  1  147  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 NO CHASER 33-6490           34  26  0  144  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 JETSAM 1-8172               29  34  1  141  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 MODEL PRISONER 42-4489      24   7  2  140  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 NIGHTBLADE 6-2008           31  46  0  135  THE DARK LORDS (781)       TRANSEL
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       45  69  1  133  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 MARY ANN 47-4378            20  30  0  133  SCREEN DREAMS (1299)       NORTH FORK
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        29  18  1  132  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      25  16  2  128  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          31  90  1  121  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 KNEE BREAKER 26-4770        22  19  0  115  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       23   2  1  109  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          33  26  1  107  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        31  21  1  106  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   28  11  1  106  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 WEE MAN 19-5071             21  25  0  106  CUNNING RUNTS (1475)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PATIENCE 35-2005            31  26  1  100  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA
 LAHRS ENNY 39-3400          24  18  0   98  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118)    XOCHITHLAN
-PORKY PIG 72-5953           21  10  2   92  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A.O. HELL 54-2523           20   7  2   85  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PHANTASMAL 84-10204         13   1  0   84  SISTERHOOD (1484)          BLACKSTONE
 REEKY SNEAK 42-4491         20   7  0   77  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           23  20  1   75  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 SEA LEGS 9-5387             22  19  2   72  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
-SCREWFACE 33-6829           15   3  1   70  PHILANTHROPISTS (1436)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOB 51-5436                 19  14  1   66  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
-LONGFELLOW 55-3177          20  15  3   64  PHILANTHROPISTS (1377)     KHALANI
 FLY FISHER 21-6727          18   2  1   64  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 SALTY 21-6607               26  27  1   63  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        20  11  1   63  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
-DELLAMITRI 25-2682          16  10  1   63  PHILANTHROPISTS (1448)     LYRATILAN
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     26  14  3   57  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      29  35  1   51  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
-LOCO 35-3677                16  11  0   51  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1395)   MURSKA
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948           10   3  2   51  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-DAMON DORIAN 55-3229        20  10  2   49  PHILANTHROPISTS (1377)     KHALANI
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750          27  22  2   47  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 ALARIC 28-3787              18  11  0   45  THE WARLORDS II (1335)     MORYA
-MORPHIUS 35-3471            15  16  1   42  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      19  31  1   35  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        7   6  5   22  DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488)   SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Heck, we were hoping not to have to write personals today, but ol' "eagle eye"
whapped us a good one, and here we are again.  Never have a manager who started life
as a basher, they've got no patience. -- Math op Owain

Poop Deck Guy -- Good fight.  Well, I didn't actually like it much, but at least it
was short. -- Tavis Cadfalson

Gar & Brill -- Go ahead, gloat, but my time will come. -- Math op Owain
P.S.  I just don't know what time that will be:  my time to win, or my time to die?

Spare Anchor -- Not that I need one, much less two. -- Owain Harlson

Model Prisoner -- You're wasted on modeling armor.  You should be showing off
glamorous dresses. -- Huw ap Huw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POOP DECK GUY devastated BUDDERCUP in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TAVIS CADFALSON was overcome by PRISONER 0103 in a popular 2 minute match.
GAR & BRILL was outwaited by BALLAST in a crowd pleasing 12 minute brawl.
CORRUPT TURNKEY was overpowered by MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEART BREAKER was vanquished by PRISONER 0118 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRISONER BG11 slimly won victory over FLESH FLAYER in a popular 6 minute competition.
DIVING HAWK handily defeated NO CHASER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MODEL PRISONER vanquished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by KEEL HAULER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIGHTBLADE overpowered SPARE ANCHOR in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided melee.
PRIZMATYK WAHL subdued KNEE BREAKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MARY ANN was unbelievably bested by JETSAM in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
WEE MAN outlasted REEKY SNEAK in a crowd pleasing 7 minute conflict.
ALARIC was defeated by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute duel.
GUT BUSTER was overpowered by HEMPEN JIG in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
FLY FISHER was unbelievably bested by LAHRS ENNY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
SALTY overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SURLY DECKHAND was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRISONER BG23 was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
PHANTASMAL viciously subdued SEA LEGS in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
PRISONER R02 was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOB overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LAZY LOOKOUT vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  13 -  1      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        42 -  28 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  31 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  33 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  25 -  0      39  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  18 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  27 -  0      33  |

Turn 528 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP DECK GUY 1-8274       32  12  2  221 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      64 110  1  206 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW       PRISONER 0103 82--31803    52  68  0  205 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    52 122  3  192 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUDDERCUP 60-5967          46  45  0  191 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
TOTAL PARRY      BALLAST 1-7727             50  54  0  176 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-LUNGE      HEART BREAKER 26-4752      29  21  1  147 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
WALL OF STEEL    FLESH FLAYER 26-4751       29  18  1  132 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
BASHING ATTACK   KNEE BREAKER 26-4770       22  19  0  115 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WEE MAN 19-5071            21  25  0  106 CUNNING RUNTS (1475)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLY FISHER 
21-6727, MARY ANN 47-4378, PHANTASMAL 84-10204, PRISONER BG11 99-1620, FLESH FLAYER 
26-4751, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, REEKY SNEAK 42-4491, LAHRS ENNY 39-3400, POOP DECK 
GUY 1-8274, and TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.

The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER R02 82--14458.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GUT BUSTER 26-4750, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, 
NO CHASER 33-6490, CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487, PRISONER BG23 97-3369, ALARIC 28-3787, 
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HEART BREAKER 26-4752, and BALLAST 1-7727.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  0 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        32  12  2  221  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          42  62  0  181  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI
 NIGHTBLADE 6-2008           31  46  0  135  THE DARK LORDS (781)       TRANSEL
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          24   4  0  150  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        31  21  1  106  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 WEE MAN 19-5071             21  25  0  106  CUNNING RUNTS (1475)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY FISHER 21-6727          18   2  1   64  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       29  21  1  147  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 ALARIC 28-3787              18  11  0   45  THE WARLORDS II (1335)     MORYA
 NO CHASER 33-6490           34  26  0  144  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       64 110  1  206  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         77 129  1  168  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 LAHRS ENNY 39-3400          24  18  0   98  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118)    XOCHITHLAN
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     26   7  3  175  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 MARY ANN 47-4378            20  30  0  133  SCREEN DREAMS (1299)       NORTH FORK
 GOB 51-5436                 19  14  1   66  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           46  45  0  191  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      25  16  2  128  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     52  68  0  205  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 PHANTASMAL 84-10204         13   1  0   84  SISTERHOOD (1484)          BLACKSTONE
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        7   6  5   22  DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488)   SHADOW GROVE
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       22  25  4  159  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE