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Date   : 03/31/2010    Duedate: 04/13/2010

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-529

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SISTERHOOD 84/1484      5    1  0 83.3    4 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298   43   42  1 50.6
  2 SEA DOGS 1/1442       341  261  4 56.6      CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1118              
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455                     SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299                 
    SEA DOGS 51/1440                            THE WARLORDS II 28/1335               
    SEA DOGS 18/426                           5 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379    80   81  1 49.7
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                          6 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    78   89  0 46.7
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456                   7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  466  641 10 42.1
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457                 8 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  690 1143  8 37.6
    SEA DOGS 9/1468                           9 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458   27   46  3 37.0
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                      CUNNING RUNTS 19/1475                 
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/1488                10 THE DARK LORDS 6/781    6   12  0 33.3
  3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146   1029  891 16 53.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     I am very pleased to hear that we have a ship, or that at least one is being
requisitioned.  Thank you, Olaf, for looking into that for me.
     Sadly, though, I will not be able to enjoy the ship for very long.  Somebody, no
doubt one of my jealous teammates, has informed the commission that I am too skilled
to fight in Home Guard, so I have to pack my things and move to Talahya in a few
weeks.  It's too bad, what with the ship and the Captain thing, but you have to pick
your battles.  And a battle with the Gladiatorial Commission is not one that I would
recommend picking.

Poop Deck Guy

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Listen, you guys, I got distracted, and the spy report slipped my mind.
Careless of me, but there it is, and now I've got to put together something FAST to
get this newsletter on the road.
     First, a word to hat Poop Deck Guy--well, more than one.  It isn't like Talahya
arena is a different PLACE, you know.  They fight on a Tuesday, we fight on the
Wednesday of the alternate week, but we all do it in the same arena structure.
Darkholm has their own place down at the other end of the island, and Lirith Kai
built their own, which is now used by Free Blades, but Talahaya, and us, and Primus,
and Crysalis, we all use the same sands.  So you won't be going AWAY even when you
have to shift over and fight with the Talahya group.  You can still be the Captain of
our Ship.  If you want.

     We had twenty-five fights, but there were TEN standbys on the sands.  We gotta
do better than that if we want to keep the respect of the other arenas on the Isle!
We did have challenges, three of 'em, so that's something.  I've seen other arenas do
worse.
     Huw ap Huw, to the surprise of many, had the biggest point gain after beating
Keel Hauler: 35 points.  And Keel Hauler had the biggest drop at 25 points.
     We don't seem to have had a most challenged or most avoided.

Just a quick note or so here on the key fights:
     ALARIC (28-3787) (18-11-0,45) of THE WARLORDS II challenged GUT BUSTER (26-4750)
(27-22-2,47) of ULTRA-VIOLENT.  Up 2.  ALARIC vanquished GUT BUSTER in a popular 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  Probably busted him in the gut, which would be
appropriate.
     MARY ANN (47-4378) (20-30-0,133) of SCREEN DREAMS challenged OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (45-69-1,133) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Straight across.  MARY ANN handily defeated
OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  I hear Owain has always been
susceptible to women.
     NIGHTBLADE (6-2008) (31-46-0,135) of THE DARK LORDS challenged BALLAST (1-7727)
(50-54-0,176) of SEA DOGS.  Up 41.  NIGHTBLADE devastated BALLAST in an action packed
6 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Interesting, even startling.  We will watch
this Nightblade dude.

For the title:
     POOP DECK GUY (1-8274) (32-12-2,221) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (46-
45-0,191) of BUMS 'R' US.  POOP DECK GUY overpowered BUDDERCUP in a 1 minute
mismatched Title match.  For now, the Poop Deck Guy remains the Captain of the Guard
as well as the captain of our ship.  Good work.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        33  12  2  233  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       65 110  1  221  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       55  44  1  211  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     53  68  0  211  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     52 123  3  192  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           46  46  0  189  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          43  62  0  186  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     38  70  0  180  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456)     DWES EG
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     26   8  3  171  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         77 130  1  169  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 NIGHTBLADE 6-2008           32  46  0  169  THE DARK LORDS (781)       TRANSEL
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       22  26  4  164  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          32  90  1  156  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MODEL PRISONER 42-4489      25   7  2  148  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BALLAST 1-7727              50  55  0  146  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      26  16  2  144  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 JETSAM 1-8172               30  34  1  143  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 MARY ANN 47-4378            21  30  0  143  SCREEN DREAMS (1299)       NORTH FORK
 KNEE BREAKER 26-4770        23  19  0  140  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        32  21  1  137  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        29  19  1  131  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       29  22  1  127  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 NO CHASER 33-6490           34  27  0  126  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          24   5  0  125  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       45  70  1  123  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 WEE MAN 19-5071             21  26  0  113  CUNNING RUNTS (1475)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOB 51-5436                 20  14  1   93  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHANTASMAL 84-10204         14   1  0   91  SISTERHOOD (1484)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LAHRS ENNY 39-3400          24  19  0   79  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118)    XOCHITHLAN
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           24  20  1   77  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
-REEKY SNEAK 42-4491         20   7  0   77  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 SEA LEGS 9-5387             22  20  2   73  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
-IMOTO-CHAN 60-7350          19  12  1   70  EX OBLIVIONE (1472)        ARADI
 FLY FISHER 21-6727          19   2  1   68  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 ALARIC 28-3787              19  11  0   60  THE WARLORDS II (1335)     MORYA
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      20  31  1   54  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 SALTY 21-6607               26  28  1   51  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     26  15  3   50  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        20  12  1   41  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      29  36  1   40  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750          27  23  2   38  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        7   7  5   14  DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488)   SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

B&G Bouncers -- I'm not sure I like you guys.  I get this great invitation to come
fight in Home Guard, I walk into the arena, and you kick me back out!  The next week,
I go back to the arena, and you bounce me again.  Is this some sort of test? --
Prisoner BG23

     Yep, but don't ask me what the rules are.  The Bounchers make their own rules.

Prisoner 0103 -- There's still a skill out there with my name on it, why couldn't you
have sent it my way? -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S.  No idea what it might be, just that there's at least one lacking.

Corrupt Turnkey -- Think of the loss as the price of the skills. -- Math op Owain

Model Prisoner -- Or swimsuits. -- Huw ap Huw

Keel Hauler -- Haul that keel away, I have no use for it. -- Owain Harlson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NIGHTBLADE devastated BALLAST in a action packed 6 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MARY ANN handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ALARIC vanquished GUT BUSTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POOP DECK GUY overpowered BUDDERCUP in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
DIVING HAWK defeated GAR & BRILL in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
MATH OP OWAIN devastated CORRUPT TURNKEY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TAVIS CADFALSON was overcome by PRISONER 0103 in a action packed 2 minute melee.
STEVE MCQUEEN viciously subdued PRISONER 0118 in a popular 5 minute gruesome duel.
PRISONER BG11 was viciously subdued by HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 2 minute fight.
HUW AP HUW handily defeated KEEL HAULER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat HEART BREAKER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody match.
WEE MAN was bested by JETSAM in a exciting 6 minute battle.
PRIZMATYK WAHL viciously subdued FLESH FLAYER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
KNEE BREAKER defeated NO CHASER in a popular 1 minute duel.
MODEL PRISONER devastated THEATRE BUM in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
LAHRS ENNY was viciously subdued by GOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
FLY FISHER overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
SALTY was savagely defeated by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody conflict.
SURLY DECKHAND was overpowered by HERMY in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
PRISONER BG23 was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PHANTASMAL savagely defeated SEA LEGS in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
PRISONER R02 overpowered HERMY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HEMPEN JIG overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
CHATTY CABALIST was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LAZY LOOKOUT was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   9 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        45 -  27 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  15 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  32 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  33 -  2      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  24 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  27 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  14 -  0      33  |

Turn 529 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP DECK GUY 1-8274       33  12  2  233 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      65 110  1  221 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908      55  44  1  211 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    52 123  3  192 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUDDERCUP 60-5967          46  46  0  189 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
TOTAL PARRY      BALLAST 1-7727             50  55  0  146 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL    PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252     26  16  2  144 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)
BASHING ATTACK   KNEE BREAKER 26-4770       23  19  0  140 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-LUNGE      HEART BREAKER 26-4752      29  22  1  127 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WEE MAN 19-5071            21  26  0  113 CUNNING RUNTS (1475)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HEART BREAKER 26-4752.  The ten other most popular fighters were STEVE 
MCQUEEN 47-3908, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, PHANTASMAL 84-10204, NIGHTBLADE 6-2008, GOB 
51-5436, DIVING HAWK 3-2665, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, POOP 
DECK GUY 1-8274, and TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.

The least popular fighter this week was CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, CHATTY CABALIST 
42-4488, PRISONER BG23 97-3369, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, SALTY 21-6607, KEEL HAULER 
9-5389, GUT BUSTER 26-4750, SEA LEGS 9-5387, and LAHRS ENNY 39-3400.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        33  12  2  233  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          43  62  0  186  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI
 NIGHTBLADE 6-2008           32  46  0  169  THE DARK LORDS (781)       TRANSEL
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          24   5  0  125  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        32  21  1  137  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 WEE MAN 19-5071             21  26  0  113  CUNNING RUNTS (1475)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY FISHER 21-6727          19   2  1   68  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 KNEE BREAKER 26-4770        23  19  0  140  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)       CALEAM
 ALARIC 28-3787              19  11  0   60  THE WARLORDS II (1335)     MORYA
 NO CHASER 33-6490           34  27  0  126  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       65 110  1  221  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         77 130  1  169  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 LAHRS ENNY 39-3400          24  19  0   79  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118)    XOCHITHLAN
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     26   8  3  171  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       55  44  1  211  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 GOB 51-5436                 20  14  1   93  SEA DOGS (1440)            TRICORUS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           46  46  0  189  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      26  16  2  144  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     53  68  0  211  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455)     DWES EG
 PHANTASMAL 84-10204         14   1  0   91  SISTERHOOD (1484)          BLACKSTONE
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        7   7  5   14  DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488)   SHADOW GROVE
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       22  26  4  164  DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457)   SOUTH RIDGE