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Date : 03/31/2010 Duedate: 04/13/2010
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-529
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SISTERHOOD 84/1484 5 1 0 83.3 4 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298 43 42 1 50.6
2 SEA DOGS 1/1442 341 261 4 56.6 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1118
DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1455 SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299
SEA DOGS 51/1440 THE WARLORDS II 28/1335
SEA DOGS 18/426 5 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379 80 81 1 49.7
SEA DOGS 21/1446 6 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 78 89 0 46.7
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1456 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 466 641 10 42.1
DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1457 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 690 1143 8 37.6
SEA DOGS 9/1468 9 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1458 27 46 3 37.0
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 CUNNING RUNTS 19/1475
DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/1488 10 THE DARK LORDS 6/781 6 12 0 33.3
3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1029 891 16 53.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
I am very pleased to hear that we have a ship, or that at least one is being
requisitioned. Thank you, Olaf, for looking into that for me.
Sadly, though, I will not be able to enjoy the ship for very long. Somebody, no
doubt one of my jealous teammates, has informed the commission that I am too skilled
to fight in Home Guard, so I have to pack my things and move to Talahya in a few
weeks. It's too bad, what with the ship and the Captain thing, but you have to pick
your battles. And a battle with the Gladiatorial Commission is not one that I would
recommend picking.
Poop Deck Guy
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Listen, you guys, I got distracted, and the spy report slipped my mind.
Careless of me, but there it is, and now I've got to put together something FAST to
get this newsletter on the road.
First, a word to hat Poop Deck Guy--well, more than one. It isn't like Talahya
arena is a different PLACE, you know. They fight on a Tuesday, we fight on the
Wednesday of the alternate week, but we all do it in the same arena structure.
Darkholm has their own place down at the other end of the island, and Lirith Kai
built their own, which is now used by Free Blades, but Talahaya, and us, and Primus,
and Crysalis, we all use the same sands. So you won't be going AWAY even when you
have to shift over and fight with the Talahya group. You can still be the Captain of
our Ship. If you want.
We had twenty-five fights, but there were TEN standbys on the sands. We gotta
do better than that if we want to keep the respect of the other arenas on the Isle!
We did have challenges, three of 'em, so that's something. I've seen other arenas do
worse.
Huw ap Huw, to the surprise of many, had the biggest point gain after beating
Keel Hauler: 35 points. And Keel Hauler had the biggest drop at 25 points.
We don't seem to have had a most challenged or most avoided.
Just a quick note or so here on the key fights:
ALARIC (28-3787) (18-11-0,45) of THE WARLORDS II challenged GUT BUSTER (26-4750)
(27-22-2,47) of ULTRA-VIOLENT. Up 2. ALARIC vanquished GUT BUSTER in a popular 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Probably busted him in the gut, which would be
appropriate.
MARY ANN (47-4378) (20-30-0,133) of SCREEN DREAMS challenged OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (45-69-1,133) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Straight across. MARY ANN handily defeated
OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. I hear Owain has always been
susceptible to women.
NIGHTBLADE (6-2008) (31-46-0,135) of THE DARK LORDS challenged BALLAST (1-7727)
(50-54-0,176) of SEA DOGS. Up 41. NIGHTBLADE devastated BALLAST in an action packed
6 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Interesting, even startling. We will watch
this Nightblade dude.
For the title:
POOP DECK GUY (1-8274) (32-12-2,221) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (46-
45-0,191) of BUMS 'R' US. POOP DECK GUY overpowered BUDDERCUP in a 1 minute
mismatched Title match. For now, the Poop Deck Guy remains the Captain of the Guard
as well as the captain of our ship. Good work.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 33 12 2 233 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 65 110 1 221 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 55 44 1 211 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 53 68 0 211 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 52 123 3 192 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 46 46 0 189 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 43 62 0 186 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 38 70 0 180 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1456) DWES EG
CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487 26 8 3 171 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 77 130 1 169 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
NIGHTBLADE 6-2008 32 46 0 169 THE DARK LORDS (781) TRANSEL
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 22 26 4 164 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 32 90 1 156 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MODEL PRISONER 42-4489 25 7 2 148 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BALLAST 1-7727 50 55 0 146 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 26 16 2 144 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
JETSAM 1-8172 30 34 1 143 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
MARY ANN 47-4378 21 30 0 143 SCREEN DREAMS (1299) NORTH FORK
KNEE BREAKER 26-4770 23 19 0 140 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 32 21 1 137 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
FLESH FLAYER 26-4751 29 19 1 131 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 29 22 1 127 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
NO CHASER 33-6490 34 27 0 126 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 24 5 0 125 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 45 70 1 123 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
WEE MAN 19-5071 21 26 0 113 CUNNING RUNTS (1475) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOB 51-5436 20 14 1 93 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHANTASMAL 84-10204 14 1 0 91 SISTERHOOD (1484) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAHRS ENNY 39-3400 24 19 0 79 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118) XOCHITHLAN
HEMPEN JIG 9-5388 24 20 1 77 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
-REEKY SNEAK 42-4491 20 7 0 77 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
SEA LEGS 9-5387 22 20 2 73 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
-IMOTO-CHAN 60-7350 19 12 1 70 EX OBLIVIONE (1472) ARADI
FLY FISHER 21-6727 19 2 1 68 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
ALARIC 28-3787 19 11 0 60 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 20 31 1 54 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
SALTY 21-6607 26 28 1 51 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 26 15 3 50 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 20 12 1 41 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 29 36 1 40 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GUT BUSTER 26-4750 27 23 2 38 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
PRISONER BG23 97-3369 7 7 5 14 DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
B&G Bouncers -- I'm not sure I like you guys. I get this great invitation to come
fight in Home Guard, I walk into the arena, and you kick me back out! The next week,
I go back to the arena, and you bounce me again. Is this some sort of test? --
Prisoner BG23
Yep, but don't ask me what the rules are. The Bounchers make their own rules.
Prisoner 0103 -- There's still a skill out there with my name on it, why couldn't you
have sent it my way? -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S. No idea what it might be, just that there's at least one lacking.
Corrupt Turnkey -- Think of the loss as the price of the skills. -- Math op Owain
Model Prisoner -- Or swimsuits. -- Huw ap Huw
Keel Hauler -- Haul that keel away, I have no use for it. -- Owain Harlson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NIGHTBLADE devastated BALLAST in a action packed 6 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MARY ANN handily defeated OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ALARIC vanquished GUT BUSTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POOP DECK GUY overpowered BUDDERCUP in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
DIVING HAWK defeated GAR & BRILL in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
MATH OP OWAIN devastated CORRUPT TURNKEY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TAVIS CADFALSON was overcome by PRISONER 0103 in a action packed 2 minute melee.
STEVE MCQUEEN viciously subdued PRISONER 0118 in a popular 5 minute gruesome duel.
PRISONER BG11 was viciously subdued by HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 2 minute fight.
HUW AP HUW handily defeated KEEL HAULER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat HEART BREAKER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody match.
WEE MAN was bested by JETSAM in a exciting 6 minute battle.
PRIZMATYK WAHL viciously subdued FLESH FLAYER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
KNEE BREAKER defeated NO CHASER in a popular 1 minute duel.
MODEL PRISONER devastated THEATRE BUM in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
LAHRS ENNY was viciously subdued by GOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
FLY FISHER overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
SALTY was savagely defeated by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody conflict.
SURLY DECKHAND was overpowered by HERMY in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
PRISONER BG23 was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PHANTASMAL savagely defeated SEA LEGS in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
PRISONER R02 overpowered HERMY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HEMPEN JIG overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
CHATTY CABALIST was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LAZY LOOKOUT was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 45 - 27 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 15 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 32 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 33 - 2 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 24 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 27 - 0 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
Turn 529 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 33 12 2 233 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 65 110 1 221 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 55 44 1 211 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 52 123 3 192 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK BUDDERCUP 60-5967 46 46 0 189 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
TOTAL PARRY BALLAST 1-7727 50 55 0 146 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 26 16 2 144 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)
BASHING ATTACK KNEE BREAKER 26-4770 23 19 0 140 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-LUNGE HEART BREAKER 26-4752 29 22 1 127 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WEE MAN 19-5071 21 26 0 113 CUNNING RUNTS (1475)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was HEART BREAKER 26-4752. The ten other most popular fighters were STEVE
MCQUEEN 47-3908, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, PHANTASMAL 84-10204, NIGHTBLADE 6-2008, GOB
51-5436, DIVING HAWK 3-2665, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, POOP
DECK GUY 1-8274, and TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.
The least popular fighter this week was CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487. The other ten least
popular fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, CHATTY CABALIST
42-4488, PRISONER BG23 97-3369, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, SALTY 21-6607, KEEL HAULER
9-5389, GUT BUSTER 26-4750, SEA LEGS 9-5387, and LAHRS ENNY 39-3400.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
CALEAM(26) 1 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 33 12 2 233 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 43 62 0 186 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
NIGHTBLADE 6-2008 32 46 0 169 THE DARK LORDS (781) TRANSEL
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 24 5 0 125 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 32 21 1 137 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
WEE MAN 19-5071 21 26 0 113 CUNNING RUNTS (1475) ZUWAYZA
FLY FISHER 21-6727 19 2 1 68 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
KNEE BREAKER 26-4770 23 19 0 140 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1458) CALEAM
ALARIC 28-3787 19 11 0 60 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
NO CHASER 33-6490 34 27 0 126 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 65 110 1 221 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 77 130 1 169 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
LAHRS ENNY 39-3400 24 19 0 79 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1118) XOCHITHLAN
CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487 26 8 3 171 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 55 44 1 211 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GOB 51-5436 20 14 1 93 SEA DOGS (1440) TRICORUS
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 46 46 0 189 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 26 16 2 144 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 53 68 0 211 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1455) DWES EG
PHANTASMAL 84-10204 14 1 0 91 SISTERHOOD (1484) BLACKSTONE
PRISONER BG23 97-3369 7 7 5 14 DUNGEON CELL W10A (1488) SHADOW GROVE
PRISONER BG11 99-1620 22 26 4 164 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1457) SOUTH RIDGE