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Date : 11/24/2010 Duedate: 12/07/2010
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DM-101 TURN-546
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 512 359 5 58.8 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
SEA DOGS 51/1440 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
SEA DOGS 18/426 NOT QUITE 59/1237
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499 45 40 0 52.9
SEA DOGS 21/1446 DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489
SEA DOGS 9/1468 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 SERPENT'S HOLD 46/445
SEA DOGS 35/1502 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
SEA DOGS 33/1501 4 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379 85 93 1 47.8
2 SPARF! 20/1069 1057 918 16 53.5 5 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 89 112 0 44.3
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 469 655 10 41.7
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 711 1190 8 37.4
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 8 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 2 5 0 28.6
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, let's take a look at what we've got here. Rain, chance of changing to
freezing rain or sleet later toni-- Ah, wrong report. Sorry.
No Chaser went up 25 points, Owain Harlson went down 24, same fight.
Dungeon Cell most avoided, by Useless Tools.
Gar & Brill most challenged. Or maybe not.
Eighteen fights, two standbys, seven challenges. This is an improvement.
DOMINION (98-2058) (7-11-3,48) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(37-44-1,81) of SEA DOGS. DOMINION was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in an exciting
1 minute one-sided bout. This is the SERIOUSLY Surly Deckhand, mind you.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (28-39-1,66) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought MORBID CRUSADER
(21-6825) (20-8-1,79) of DARK AT HEART. PRISONER R02 bested MORBID CRUSADER in a 2
minute brawl. Does this mean the Prisoner gets out?
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (22-45-1,64) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought DEAD LEE (8-
3142) (10-3-0,35) of YOU PAY I SLAY. PRISONER 0484 was viciously subdued by DEAD LEE
in an exciting 4 minute bloody fray. Clearly, this Prisoner isn't going anywhere
except maybe to the Infirmary.
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (23-9-2,83) of USELESS TOOLS fought FAMINE (21-6826) (15-11-
0,60) of DARK AT HEART. A.O. HELL savagely defeated FAMINE in a popular 4 minute
bloody duel. Well! I didn't think A.O. had it in him.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (35-28-1,122) of DUCKS UNLIMITED fought NINJA FERD (101-30)
(0-0-0,130) of Bored Spectators. HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a 2
minute mismatched conflict. This is no way for a Duck to fight!
NO CHASER (33-6490) (37-40-0,109) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (50-81-1,137) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. NO CHASER devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. Biggest point movements resulting from
this fight. But no big surprises.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (34-17-3,131) of DUNGEON CELL fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (35-103-1,121) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. CHATTY CABALIST demolished HUW AP HUW in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. Too bad, Huw's a good listener.
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (26-4-1,175) of USELESS TOOLS fought SHARON SHEW (101-
25) (0-0-0,181) of Bored Spectators. RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in
a 1 minute gory one-sided melee. He was rude, she was annoyed, it was inevitable.
DIVING HAWK (3-2665) (48-73-0,184) of WE BIG WOHPUM fought SPARE ANCHOR (18-
9610) (41-28-1,161) of SEA DOGS. DIVING HAWK slimly lost to SPARE ANCHOR in a
popular 4 minute gory duel. An anchor makes it hard to return to the surface,
doesn't it?
SMOKE (68-5868) (28-18-0,196) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought CATFISH HUNTER (5-
3315) (24-23-1,181) of PARTY ANIMALS. SMOKE viciously subdued CATFISH HUNTER in an
action packed 14 minute gory duel. Smoked catfish? Not today.
The challenges:
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN (47-6433) (19-14-1,67) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged FLY FISHER
(21-6727) (28-9-1,44) of SEA DOGS. Down 23. TEN LORDS ALEAPIN was overpowered by
FLY FISHER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. Dry flies, remember that. Not wet ones.
CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (27-21-0,83) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged MIRAGE (84-
10230) (22-13-1,99) of DRAGON'S GUARD V. Up 16. CAULIFLOWER EARS defeated MIRAGE in
a 1 minute Challenge struggle. It was probably the cheese sauce.
PORKY PIG (72-5953) (24-12-2,107) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged SIDEWINDER (21-
6883) (20-1-1,132) of SERPENTS HOLD. Up 25. PORKY PIG was bested by SIDEWINDER in
an action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl. Asking for trouble, Porky.
ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (32-39-1,178) of SPARF! challenged MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418)
(72-119-1,198) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 20. ROWDY YOBBO defeated MATH OP OWAIN in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. Wake me when it's over.
WAHOO (26-3916) (24-18-1,157) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (58-133-3,183) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 26. WAHOO overpowered TAVIS CADFALSON
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. I dunno about "not going to Phoenix," if
the sun's shining, it would be good.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (31-13-1,172) of NOT QUITE challenged GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (80-143-1,147) of JUST BECAUSE. Down 25. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT vanquished GAR
& BRILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Easy win.
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (35-21-0,210) of USELESS TOOLS challenged BUDDERCUP
(60-5967) (53-55-0,211) of BUMS 'R' US. Up 1. PHONELESS CORD bested BUDDERCUP in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. Buddercup was left trussed like a turkey.
For the title:
JETSAM (1-8172) (42-35-1,240) of SEA DOGS fought DON KING (47-5374) (27-24-
3,191) of ROYAL FLUSH. JETSAM defeated DON KING in an action packed 1 minute Title
melee. Okay. Congratulations to Jetsam.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 43 35 1 246 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 36 21 0 216 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 53 56 0 202 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 29 18 0 201 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 33 39 1 194 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
DON KING 47-5374 27 25 3 191 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 24 1 186 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 72 120 1 184 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
WAHOO 26-3916 25 18 1 181 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 42 28 1 179 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 32 13 1 176 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 48 74 0 174 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 26 5 1 167 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 58 134 3 162 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 80 144 1 149 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 35 17 3 139 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 21 1 1 138 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
NO CHASER 33-6490 38 40 0 134 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 35 104 1 119 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 35 29 1 114 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 50 82 1 113 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PORKY PIG 72-5953 24 13 2 113 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 28 21 0 100 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
-HUGH CAPET 81-690 23 26 4 99 DARQUE AGES (1413) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIRAGE 84-10230 22 14 1 88 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
A.O. HELL 54-2523 24 9 2 87 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
PRISONER R02 82--14458 29 39 1 85 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 38 44 1 84 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
FLY FISHER 21-6727 29 9 1 70 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825 20 9 1 68 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
FAMINE 21-6826 15 12 0 66 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
DEAD LEE 8-3142 11 3 0 58 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 47-6433 19 15 1 50 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 22 46 1 49 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
-STOWAWAY 18-9722 28 28 4 48 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DOMINION 98-2058 7 12 3 46 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
-LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 25 23 1 35 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Wahoo -- Don't go to Phoenix. Seriously, it's an awful place. Full of frenzied
people and polluted air. -- Tavis Cadfalson
Immoveable Object -- Don't mind me. You can stand there all you like, and I'll lean
on you. -- Math op Owain
Hockey Duck -- Good fight and all that, but, ah, um, don't mention this occassion to
that CREATURE Ski Mask, "Founder and President of Ducks with Swords." We do NOT need
him around here again. -- Owain Harlson
Rowdy Yobbo -- You're just that kind of guy, aren't you? Bummer. -- Huw ap Huw
One Armed Bandit -- I don't know what it is with the other managers, but you're
right, every advanced arena except Talahya and Primus, maybe Crysalis, is dying on
the vine. I could bring in more gladiators to fight yours, but we'd both get tired
of that. -- Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PHONELESS CORD bested BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT vanquished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WAHOO overpowered TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ROWDY YOBBO defeated MATH OP OWAIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
PORKY PIG was bested by SIDEWINDER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CAULIFLOWER EARS defeated MIRAGE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN was overpowered by FLY FISHER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
JETSAM defeated DON KING in a action packed 1 minute Title melee.
SMOKE viciously subdued CATFISH HUNTER in a action packed 14 minute gory duel.
DIVING HAWK slimly lost to SPARE ANCHOR in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
CHATTY CABALIST demolished HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NO CHASER devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
A.O. HELL savagely defeated FAMINE in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
PRISONER 0484 was viciously subdued by DEAD LEE in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
PRISONER R02 bested MORBID CRUSADER in a 2 minute brawl.
DOMINION was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 AIMED BLOW 62 - 38 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 22 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 9 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 38 - 0 32 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 33 - 1 23 |
Turn 546 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JETSAM 1-8172 43 35 1 246 SEA DOGS (1442)
STRIKING ATTACK BUDDERCUP 60-5967 53 56 0 202 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 29 18 0 201 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
LUNGING ATTACK ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 33 39 1 194 SPARF! (1069)
PARRY-STRIKE CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 24 1 186 PARTY ANIMALS (591)
BASHING ATTACK WAHOO 26-3916 25 18 1 181 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 26 5 1 167 USELESS TOOLS (735)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 35 17 3 139 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 35 29 1 114 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-LUNGE A.O. HELL 54-2523 24 9 2 87 USELESS TOOLS (735)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315. The ten other most popular fighters were DIVING HAWK
3-2665, A.O. HELL 54-2523, SMOKE 68-5868, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, PRISONER 0484 82--15865,
DEAD LEE 8-3142, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568,
and WAHOO 26-3916.
The least popular fighter this week was TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 47-6433. The other ten
least popular fighters were DOMINION 98-2058, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, OWAIN HARLSON
35-3130, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, RUBBER BULLET 54-2503, MIRAGE 84-10230, PORKY PIG
72-5953, CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, and IMMOVEABLE OBJECT
59-2110.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 4 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 43 35 1 246 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 48 74 0 174 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 24 1 186 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
DEAD LEE 8-3142 11 3 0 58 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 42 28 1 179 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 33 39 1 194 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 21 1 1 138 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
WAHOO 26-3916 25 18 1 181 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
NO CHASER 33-6490 38 40 0 134 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 72 120 1 184 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 80 144 1 149 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 35 29 1 114 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 35 17 3 139 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
DON KING 47-5374 27 25 3 191 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 28 21 0 100 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 36 21 0 216 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 32 13 1 176 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 53 56 0 202 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 29 18 0 201 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PORKY PIG 72-5953 24 13 2 113 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 29 39 1 85 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 22 14 1 88 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 7 12 3 46 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL