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Date   : 11/24/2010    Duedate: 12/07/2010

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DM-101    TURN-546

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SEA DOGS 1/1442       512  359  5 58.8      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    SEA DOGS 51/1440                            DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221               
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             NOT QUITE 59/1237                     
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                      3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499   45   40  0 52.9
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489              
    SEA DOGS 9/1468                             ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495            
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                 
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                     SERPENT'S HOLD 46/445                 
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498                
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                          4 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379    85   93  1 47.8
  2 SPARF! 20/1069       1057  918 16 53.5    5 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    89  112  0 44.3
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                      6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  469  655 10 41.7
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                       7 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  711 1190  8 37.4
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                       8 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496    2    5  0 28.6
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, let's take a look at what we've got here.  Rain, chance of changing to
freezing rain or sleet later toni--  Ah, wrong report.  Sorry.
     No Chaser went up 25 points, Owain Harlson went down 24, same fight.
     Dungeon Cell most avoided, by Useless Tools.
     Gar & Brill most challenged.  Or maybe not.
     Eighteen fights, two standbys, seven challenges.  This is an improvement.

     DOMINION (98-2058) (7-11-3,48) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(37-44-1,81) of SEA DOGS.  DOMINION was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in an exciting
1 minute one-sided bout.  This is the SERIOUSLY Surly Deckhand, mind you.
     PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (28-39-1,66) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought MORBID CRUSADER
(21-6825) (20-8-1,79) of DARK AT HEART.  PRISONER R02 bested MORBID CRUSADER in a 2
minute brawl.  Does this mean the Prisoner gets out?
     PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (22-45-1,64) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought DEAD LEE (8-
3142) (10-3-0,35) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  PRISONER 0484 was viciously subdued by DEAD LEE
in an exciting 4 minute bloody fray.  Clearly, this Prisoner isn't going anywhere
except maybe to the Infirmary.
     A.O. HELL (54-2523) (23-9-2,83) of USELESS TOOLS fought FAMINE (21-6826) (15-11-
0,60) of DARK AT HEART.  A.O. HELL savagely defeated FAMINE in a popular 4 minute
bloody duel.  Well!  I didn't think A.O. had it in him.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (35-28-1,122) of DUCKS UNLIMITED fought NINJA FERD (101-30)
(0-0-0,130) of Bored Spectators.  HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a 2
minute mismatched conflict.  This is no way for a Duck to fight!

     NO CHASER (33-6490) (37-40-0,109) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (50-81-1,137) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  NO CHASER devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.  Biggest point movements resulting from
this fight.  But no big surprises.
     CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (34-17-3,131) of DUNGEON CELL fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (35-103-1,121) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  CHATTY CABALIST demolished HUW AP HUW in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.  Too bad, Huw's a good listener.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (26-4-1,175) of USELESS TOOLS fought SHARON SHEW (101-
25) (0-0-0,181) of Bored Spectators.  RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in
a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.  He was rude, she was annoyed, it was inevitable.
     DIVING HAWK (3-2665) (48-73-0,184) of WE BIG WOHPUM fought SPARE ANCHOR (18-
9610) (41-28-1,161) of SEA DOGS.  DIVING HAWK slimly lost to SPARE ANCHOR in a
popular 4 minute gory duel.  An anchor makes it hard to return to the surface,
doesn't it?
     SMOKE (68-5868) (28-18-0,196) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought CATFISH HUNTER (5-
3315) (24-23-1,181) of PARTY ANIMALS.  SMOKE viciously subdued CATFISH HUNTER in an
action packed 14 minute gory duel.  Smoked catfish?  Not today.

The challenges:
     TEN LORDS ALEAPIN (47-6433) (19-14-1,67) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged FLY FISHER
(21-6727) (28-9-1,44) of SEA DOGS.  Down 23.  TEN LORDS ALEAPIN was overpowered by
FLY FISHER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Dry flies, remember that.  Not wet ones.
     CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) (27-21-0,83) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged MIRAGE (84-
10230) (22-13-1,99) of DRAGON'S GUARD V.  Up 16.  CAULIFLOWER EARS defeated MIRAGE in
a 1 minute Challenge struggle.  It was probably the cheese sauce.
     PORKY PIG (72-5953) (24-12-2,107) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged SIDEWINDER (21-
6883) (20-1-1,132) of SERPENTS HOLD.  Up 25.  PORKY PIG was bested by SIDEWINDER in
an action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Asking for trouble, Porky.
     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (32-39-1,178) of SPARF! challenged MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418)
(72-119-1,198) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 20.  ROWDY YOBBO defeated MATH OP OWAIN in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  Wake me when it's over.
     WAHOO (26-3916) (24-18-1,157) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (58-133-3,183) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 26.  WAHOO overpowered TAVIS CADFALSON
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  I dunno about "not going to Phoenix," if
the sun's shining, it would be good.
     IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (31-13-1,172) of NOT QUITE challenged GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (80-143-1,147) of JUST BECAUSE.  Down 25.  IMMOVEABLE OBJECT vanquished GAR
& BRILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Easy win.
     PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (35-21-0,210) of USELESS TOOLS challenged BUDDERCUP
(60-5967) (53-55-0,211) of BUMS 'R' US.  Up 1.  PHONELESS CORD bested BUDDERCUP in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  Buddercup was left trussed like a turkey.

For the title:
     JETSAM (1-8172) (42-35-1,240) of SEA DOGS fought DON KING (47-5374) (27-24-
3,191) of ROYAL FLUSH.  JETSAM defeated DON KING in an action packed 1 minute Title
melee.  Okay.  Congratulations to Jetsam.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               43  35  1  246  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      36  21  0  216  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           53  56  0  202  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868               29  18  0  201  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         33  39  1  194  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 DON KING 47-5374            27  25  3  191  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       24  24  1  186  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       72 120  1  184  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 WAHOO 26-3916               25  18  1  181  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        42  28  1  179  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   32  13  1  176  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          48  74  0  174  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       26   5  1  167  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     58 134  3  162  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         80 144  1  149  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     35  17  3  139  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          21   1  1  138  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 NO CHASER 33-6490           38  40  0  134  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          35 104  1  119  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          35  29  1  114  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       50  82  1  113  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           24  13  2  113  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    28  21  0  100  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-HUGH CAPET 81-690           23  26  4   99  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIRAGE 84-10230             22  14  1   88  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 A.O. HELL 54-2523           24   9  2   87  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      29  39  1   85  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      38  44  1   84  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 FLY FISHER 21-6727          29   9  1   70  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825     20   9  1   68  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 FAMINE 21-6826              15  12  0   66  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             11   3  0   58  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 47-6433   19  15  1   50  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     22  46  1   49  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG
-STOWAWAY 18-9722            28  28  4   48  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 DOMINION 98-2058             7  12  3   46  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
-LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        25  23  1   35  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Wahoo -- Don't go to Phoenix.  Seriously, it's an awful place.  Full of frenzied
people and polluted air. -- Tavis Cadfalson

Immoveable Object -- Don't mind me.  You can stand there all you like, and I'll lean
on you. -- Math op Owain

Hockey Duck -- Good fight and all that, but, ah, um, don't mention this occassion to
that CREATURE Ski Mask, "Founder and President of Ducks with Swords."  We do NOT need
him around here again. -- Owain Harlson

Rowdy Yobbo -- You're just that kind of guy, aren't you?  Bummer. -- Huw ap Huw

One Armed Bandit -- I don't know what it is with the other managers, but you're
right, every advanced arena except Talahya and Primus, maybe Crysalis, is dying on
the vine.  I could bring in more gladiators to fight yours, but we'd both get tired
of that. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PHONELESS CORD bested BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT vanquished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WAHOO overpowered TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ROWDY YOBBO defeated MATH OP OWAIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
PORKY PIG was bested by SIDEWINDER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CAULIFLOWER EARS defeated MIRAGE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN was overpowered by FLY FISHER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
JETSAM defeated DON KING in a action packed 1 minute Title melee.
SMOKE viciously subdued CATFISH HUNTER in a action packed 14 minute gory duel.
DIVING HAWK slimly lost to SPARE ANCHOR in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
CHATTY CABALIST demolished HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NO CHASER devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
A.O. HELL savagely defeated FAMINE in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
PRISONER 0484 was viciously subdued by DEAD LEE in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
PRISONER R02 bested MORBID CRUSADER in a 2 minute brawl.
DOMINION was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         AIMED BLOW        62 -  38 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  22 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  38 -  0      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  33 -  1      23  |

Turn 546 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JETSAM 1-8172              43  35  1  246 SEA DOGS (1442)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUDDERCUP 60-5967          53  56  0  202 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              29  18  0  201 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429        33  39  1  194 SPARF! (1069)
PARRY-STRIKE     CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315      24  24  1  186 PARTY ANIMALS (591)
BASHING ATTACK   WAHOO 26-3916              25  18  1  181 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)
WALL OF STEEL    RUBBER BULLET 54-2503      26   5  1  167 USELESS TOOLS (735)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    35  17  3  139 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         35  29  1  114 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-LUNGE      A.O. HELL 54-2523          24   9  2   87 USELESS TOOLS (735)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIVING HAWK 
3-2665, A.O. HELL 54-2523, SMOKE 68-5868, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, 
DEAD LEE 8-3142, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, 
and WAHOO 26-3916.

The least popular fighter this week was TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 47-6433.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were DOMINION 98-2058, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, OWAIN HARLSON 
35-3130, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, RUBBER BULLET 54-2503, MIRAGE 84-10230, PORKY PIG 
72-5953, CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, and IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 
59-2110.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  4 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               43  35  1  246  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          48  74  0  174  WE BIG WOHPUM (379)        OSKSI
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       24  24  1  186  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             11   3  0   58  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        42  28  1  179  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         33  39  1  194  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          21   1  1  138  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 WAHOO 26-3916               25  18  1  181  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 NO CHASER 33-6490           38  40  0  134  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       72 120  1  184  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         80 144  1  149  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          35  29  1  114  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     35  17  3  139  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 DON KING 47-5374            27  25  3  191  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    28  21  0  100  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      36  21  0  216  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   32  13  1  176  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           53  56  0  202  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868               29  18  0  201  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           24  13  2  113  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      29  39  1   85  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 MIRAGE 84-10230             22  14  1   88  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 DOMINION 98-2058             7  12  3   46  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL