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Date : 12/08/2010 Duedate: 12/21/2010
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-547
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 516 363 5 58.7 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
SEA DOGS 51/1440 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
SEA DOGS 18/426 NOT QUITE 59/1237
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499 48 42 0 53.3
SEA DOGS 21/1446 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
SEA DOGS 9/1468 DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 SERPENT'S HOLD 46/445
SEA DOGS 35/1502 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
SEA DOGS 33/1501 4-WE BIG WOHPUM 3/379 85 93 1 47.8
2-SPARF! 20/1069 1057 918 16 53.5 5 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 89 114 0 43.8
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 469 656 10 41.7
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 715 1190 8 37.5
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 8 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 2 6 0 25.0
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Listen, you guys, things are BAD. You need to decide: support Home Guard or
ask the Commission to pull the plug. We only had thirteen fights, five of them
involving standbys, and no challenges at all. Can an advanced arena live like this?
I don't think so. But, until burial or revival, here's a report:
Thirteen fights, five standbys, no challenges, apparently no avoids, either.
So, no most challenged, no most avoided.
Fly Fisher had the largest point gain at twenty-four. Prisoner R02 had the
biggest drop at thirty-eight.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (38-44-1,84) of SEA DOGS fought DEAD LEE (8-3142) (11-
3-0,58) of YOU PAY I SLAY. SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by DEAD LEE in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute bout. Viciously subdued, yes, slain, no.
STARGAZER (35-4130) (14-5-1,48) of SEA DOGS fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-
0,30) of Nobody in Particular. STARGAZER was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1
minute one-sided contest. Embarrassing, yes?
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (22-46-1,49) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of Nobody in Particular. PRISONER 0484 savagely defeated B&G
BOUNCER in an exciting 2 minute bloody match. And less embarrassing.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (29-39-1,85) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought LAKE SAILOR (101-
2) (0-0-0,30) of Nobody in Particular. PRISONER R02 was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR
in a 2 minute one-sided melee. And most embarrassing of all, leading to the largest
drop in recognition.
MIRAGE (84-10230) (22-14-1,88) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought FLY FISHER (21-6727)
(29-9-1,70) of SEA DOGS. MIRAGE was vanquished by FLY FISHER in a popular 1 minute
one-sided duel. This win, which looks like it should have been one-sided the other
way, led to the largest point gain.
DOMINION (98-2058) (7-12-3,46) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought DISEASE (21-6827) (18-
20-2,76) of DARK AT HEART. DOMINION slimly won victory over DISEASE in a crowd
boring 13 minute gory duel. So, Dominion, was it the orange juice, or the chicken
soup?
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (35-104-1,119) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought FAST-FINGERS FRED
(101-7) (0-0-0,110) of Nobody in Particular. HUW AP HUW defeated FAST-FINGERS FRED
in an action packed 3 minute melee. We didn't think Huw had this in him.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (50-82-1,113) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought THEATRE BUM
(101-6) (0-0-0,130) of Nobody in Particular. OWAIN HARLSON devastated THEATRE BUM in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. Or Owain, for that matter.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (35-17-3,139) of DUNGEON CELL fought SIDEWINDER (21-
6883) (21-1-1,138) of SERPENTS HOLD. CHATTY CABALIST was bested by SIDEWINDER in a
popular 1 minute duel. So, is it better to wind from the side than from the back?
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (42-28-1,179) of SEA DOGS fought NO CHASER (33-6490) (38-
40-0,134) of JOYS OF BOOZE. SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat NO CHASER in an exciting 5
minute bloody fight. It was the (relatively) long fight, I think, No Chaser couldn't
keep up. Around and around and around they went, and half the stewards fell over
dizzy.
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (58-134-3,162) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (80-144-1,149) of JUST BECAUSE. TAVIS CADFALSON vanquished GAR & BRILL in
a 1 minute mismatched brawl. Amazing.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (72-120-1,184) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought BUDDERCUP (60-
5967) (53-56-0,202) of BUMS 'R' US. MATH OP OWAIN savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in an
exciting 2 minute gory melee. Revenge of the fossils?
For the title:
JETSAM (1-8172) (43-35-1,246) of SEA DOGS fought SMOKE (68-5868) (29-18-0,201)
of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. JETSAM viciously subdued SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 12 minute
gruesome Title fight. Our congratulations to Jetsam.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 44 35 1 260 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 36 21 0 216 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 73 120 1 200 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SMOKE 68-5868 29 19 0 200 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 33 39 1 194 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-DON KING 47-5374 27 25 3 191 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 53 57 0 188 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 24 1 186 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 43 28 1 181 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
-WAHOO 26-3916 25 18 1 181 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 32 13 1 176 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-DIVING HAWK 3-2665 48 74 0 174 WE BIG WOHPUM (379) OSKSI
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 59 134 3 169 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 26 5 1 167 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 22 1 1 154 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NO CHASER 33-6490 38 41 0 147 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 80 145 1 142 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 35 18 3 138 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 51 82 1 133 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 36 104 1 123 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 35 29 1 114 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 24 13 2 113 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 28 21 0 100 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
-HUGH CAPET 81-690 23 26 4 99 DARQUE AGES (1413) SHADOWSPIRE
FLY FISHER 21-6727 30 9 1 94 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 24 9 2 87 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 3 0 79 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
MIRAGE 84-10230 22 15 1 74 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 38 45 1 68 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825 20 9 1 68 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
-FAMINE 21-6826 15 12 0 66 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
DOMINION 98-2058 8 12 3 63 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
DISEASE 21-6827 18 21 2 56 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 23 46 1 52 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
-TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 47-6433 19 15 1 50 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-STOWAWAY 18-9722 28 28 4 48 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 29 40 1 47 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
-LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 25 23 1 35 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
STARGAZER 35-4130 14 6 1 29 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Wahoo -- Nebraska, right? -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S. Okay if you're into corn and cattle, I suppose.
Rowdy Yobbo -- I wouldn't mind trying that, even if I am old for it. -- Math op Owain
Chatty Cabalist -- Do you have to keep talking? My head aches. -- Huw ap Huw
No Chaser -- Depends on what you're chasing, doesn't it? -- Owain Harlson
Readers of Home Guard -- I've been sick, and the story has suffered for it. What
would you prefer, that I synopsize to remind us where we were and then go on, or just
drop the whole storyline as being doomed? -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JETSAM viciously subdued SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 12 minute gruesome Title fight.
MATH OP OWAIN savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in a exciting 2 minute gory melee.
TAVIS CADFALSON vanquished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat NO CHASER in a exciting 5 minute bloody fight.
CHATTY CABALIST was bested by SIDEWINDER in a popular 1 minute duel.
OWAIN HARLSON devastated THEATRE BUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HUW AP HUW defeated FAST-FINGERS FRED in a action packed 3 minute melee.
DOMINION slimly won victory over DISEASE in a crowd boring 13 minute gory duel.
MIRAGE was vanquished by FLY FISHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER R02 was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
PRISONER 0484 savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
STARGAZER was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by DEAD LEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 19 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 58 - 35 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 13 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 38 - 0 31 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 31 - 1 26 |
Turn 547 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JETSAM 1-8172 44 35 1 260 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 73 120 1 200 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 29 19 0 200 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
STRIKING ATTACK BUDDERCUP 60-5967 53 57 0 188 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 59 134 3 169 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK NO CHASER 33-6490 38 41 0 147 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)
PARRY-LUNGE DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 3 0 79 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 38 45 1 68 SEA DOGS (1446)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was NO CHASER 33-6490. The ten other most popular fighters were JETSAM 1-8172,
PRISONER 0484 82--15865, DEAD LEE 8-3142, SMOKE 68-5868, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418,
BUDDERCUP 60-5967, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, FLY FISHER 21-6727, and
SIDEWINDER 21-6883.
The least popular fighter this week was DOMINION 98-2058. The other ten least
popular fighters were MIRAGE 84-10230, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568,
STARGAZER 35-4130, PRISONER R02 82--14458, DISEASE 21-6827, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488,
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, and SIDEWINDER 21-6883.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 4 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 2 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 44 35 1 260 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 3 0 79 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 43 28 1 181 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 22 1 1 154 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
NO CHASER 33-6490 38 41 0 147 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 73 120 1 200 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 80 145 1 142 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 35 18 3 138 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 53 57 0 188 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 29 19 0 200 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 23 46 1 52 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 22 15 1 74 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 8 12 3 63 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL