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Date : 01/05/2011 Duedate: 01/18/2011
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-549
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 527 366 5 59.0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
SEA DOGS 18/426 NOT QUITE 59/1237
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499 52 48 0 52.0
SEA DOGS 21/1446 DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
SEA DOGS 35/1502 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
2-SPARF! 20/1069 1062 925 16 53.4 4 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 91 116 0 44.0
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 471 656 10 41.8
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 6 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 5 7 0 41.7
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 7 STREET WALKER 29/129 4 6 0 40.0
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 717 1196 8 37.5
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
What a bunch! The gladiators who rightfully make their homes in Home Guard have
been avoiding the arena in droves. And every other way, come to that. Major
avoidance.
Thirteen fights, and a lot of the guys here look like green kids. What happened
to our puds? Our venerable old warhorses? Only one standby, which counts as a
positive factor, but still. Three challenges, no most challenged, no most avoided.
Bah. Gar & Brill had the biggest point gain, twenty-three points. Mirage had the
biggest loss at twelve points. Different fights.
DEAD LEE (8-3142) (12-4-0,66) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(38-46-1,62) of SEA DOGS. DEAD LEE was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict. I should hope so! These kids need slapping down.
DOMINION (98-2058) (9-12-3,65) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought MORBID CRUSADER (21-
6825) (21-9-1,89) of DARK AT HEART. DOMINION was viciously subdued by MORBID
CRUSADER in an exciting 2 minute battle. So, Morbid, how does it feel to be
(relatively) an old veteran?
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (23-47-1,51) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought FAMINE (21-6826)
(15-13-0,46) of DARK AT HEART. PRISONER 0484 was savagely defeated by FAMINE in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute match. Kids... I don't know what we're coming to here.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (30-40-1,70) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought MIRAGE (84-10230)
(23-15-1,83) of DRAGON'S GUARD V. PRISONER R02 overcame MIRAGE in a popular 1 minute
bout. This cost Mirage twelve points, but it doesn't seem like an unreasonable loss.
FLY FISHER (21-6727) (31-9-1,118) of SEA DOGS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130)
(51-83-1,108) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. FLY FISHER overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1
minute one-sided fight. Of course, there's this one problem with old puds... they
lose a lot. It's a defining characteristic.
SIDEWINDER (21-6883) (22-2-1,154) of SERPENTS HOLD fought MAD DOG MONTANA (29-
4984) (31-29-6,138) of STREET WALKERS. SIDEWINDER defeated MAD DOG MONTANA in an
action packed 2 minute duel. This was... odd to watch, what with the Serpent winding
sideways, and Montana flailing like a mad dog and foaming at the mouth. I hardly
know what to say abpit ot/
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (81-145-1,162) of JUST BECAUSE fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-
0-0,181) of Miscellaneous Staff. GAR & BRILL handily defeated AYLIAN in an action
packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee. For this, Gar gets the biggest point rise?
Cheese.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (36-18-3,173) of DUNGEON CELL fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (37-104-1,136) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. CHATTY CABALIST overpowered HUW AP HUW in
a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Out-chatted him.
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (44-28-1,193) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (54-
57-0,197) of BUMS 'R' US. SPARE ANCHOR slimly won victory over BUDDERCUP in a
popular 13 minute bloody duel. Thirteen minutes. Huh. Did you notice the lions
come out after the tenth minute? Neither did I. We seem to be missing a couple of
lions.
The challenges:
BRICKHOUSE (29-4131) (44-22-0,142) of STREET WALKERS challenged NO CHASER (33-
6490) (38-42-0,144) of JOYS OF BOOZE. Up 2. BRICKHOUSE was viciously subdued by NO
CHASER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl. The comments that rise to my tongue regardint
this match are... censored, apparently. Too bad, I was wondering what they might end
up being.
GOLDIE (29-4805) (29-17-5,171) of STREET WALKERS challenged TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (59-135-3,174) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 3. GOLDIE demolished TAVIS CADFALSON
in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Oh, well, so much for the merits of
a pud.
DIRTY SANCHEZ (29-4802) (29-18-0,176) of STREET WALKERS challenged SMOKE (68-
5868) (29-20-0,187) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. Up 11. DIRTY SANCHEZ was bested by SMOKE
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight. BOTH you guys need to go wash.
For the title:
JETSAM (1-8172) (45-35-1,274) of SEA DOGS fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (74-
120-1,209) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. JETSAM overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a 2 minute
mismatched Title match. No real surprise in this, but in a way, it's too bad. Math
would at least write a sentence or two. Of course, it could be that Jetsam's busy
getting ready for the up-coming tourney, and if so, we wish him the best.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 46 35 1 285 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 34 39 1 213 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DON KING 47-5374 28 25 3 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 45 28 1 203 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
-WAHOO 26-3916 26 18 1 202 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 36 22 0 199 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SMOKE 68-5868 30 20 0 198 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 54 58 0 197 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 74 121 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 82 145 1 185 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GOLDIE 29-4805 30 17 5 184 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 34 29 1 182 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 25 1 181 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 33 13 1 180 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802 29 19 0 180 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 37 18 3 175 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 26 6 1 171 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 59 136 3 165 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
NO CHASER 33-6490 39 42 0 162 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 23 2 1 159 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984 31 30 6 143 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 37 105 1 140 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
BRICKHOUSE 29-4131 44 23 0 139 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 29 21 0 128 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
FLY FISHER 21-6727 32 9 1 126 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 51 84 1 107 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 24 14 2 106 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 35 30 1 100 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825 22 9 1 91 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER R02 82--14458 31 40 1 86 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 39 46 1 79 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MIRAGE 84-10230 23 16 1 71 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 9 13 3 69 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 24 10 2 59 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-DISEASE 21-6827 18 21 2 56 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
FAMINE 21-6826 16 13 0 54 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 5 0 54 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 23 48 1 47 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
-STARGAZER 35-4130 14 6 1 29 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Porky Pig -- Ah! Ham! Just what I was trying to think of for dinner, thanks. -- Huw
ap Huw
Cauliflower Ears -- I'm sure a good cheese sauce would help. -- Owain Harlson
Catfish Hunter -- Doubtless it's my age and my strict study regimen, but why a
catfish hunter should be a party animal escapes me. -- Math op Owain
P.S. Which may be just as well.
Immoveable Object -- Hmm, should've ended that fight at the end of the second minute
while I was still ahead. Ah, well, good work there. -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S. Olaf's comments I ignore.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DIRTY SANCHEZ was bested by SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
GOLDIE demolished TAVIS CADFALSON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BRICKHOUSE was viciously subdued by NO CHASER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
JETSAM overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a 2 minute mismatched Title match.
SPARE ANCHOR slimly won victory over BUDDERCUP in a popular 13 minute bloody duel.
CHATTY CABALIST overpowered HUW AP HUW in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GAR & BRILL handily defeated AYLIAN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
SIDEWINDER defeated MAD DOG MONTANA in a action packed 2 minute duel.
FLY FISHER overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER R02 overcame MIRAGE in a popular 1 minute bout.
PRISONER 0484 was savagely defeated by FAMINE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
DOMINION was viciously subdued by MORBID CRUSADER in a exciting 2 minute battle.
DEAD LEE was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 55 - 32 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 18 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 26 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 35 - 0 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 549 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JETSAM 1-8172 46 35 1 285 SEA DOGS (1442)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 45 28 1 203 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK BUDDERCUP 60-5967 54 58 0 197 BUMS 'R' US (1142)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 74 121 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK GOLDIE 29-4805 30 17 5 184 STREET WALKERS (129)
SLASHING ATTACK DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802 29 19 0 180 STREET WALKERS (129)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 59 136 3 165 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-LUNGE DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 5 0 54 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was BUDDERCUP 60-5967. The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY SANCHEZ
29-4802, SIDEWINDER 21-6883, NO CHASER 33-6490, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, SMOKE
68-5868, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, MATH OP
OWAIN 35-1418, and JETSAM 1-8172.
The least popular fighter this week was DEAD LEE 8-3142. The other ten least popular
fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, DOMINION 98-2058, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, TAVIS
CADFALSON 35-1419, FAMINE 21-6826, MIRAGE 84-10230, PRISONER R02 82--14458, SURLY
DECKHAND 21-6568, FLY FISHER 21-6727, and MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 4 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 5 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 1 3 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 46 35 1 285 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 5 0 54 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 45 28 1 203 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 23 2 1 159 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
GOLDIE 29-4805 30 17 5 184 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
NO CHASER 33-6490 39 42 0 162 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 74 121 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 82 145 1 185 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 37 18 3 175 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 54 58 0 197 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 30 20 0 198 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 31 40 1 86 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 23 16 1 71 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 9 13 3 69 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL